Oh you have no idea what goes into arming the warhead itself. the USAF only shows you how to arm and launch the missiles, but not how to arm the actual warheads.
LPL: Arming warheads is no easy task for even experienced pickers, but thankfully they overlooked a very easy solution, and that’s by using this paper clip and piece of chewing gum. Anyway that’s all I have for you today...
@Fino Menezes Who the heck ships "rare and expensive" vinyl in flexible packaging? And, honestly, I'm having a hard time believing that a postman would even try to fold it: as soon as he started, he'd feel the resistance. It seems much more likely that it broke in transit and the postman folded something that already contained two half-records.
Jasper Janssen Letter boxes in the UK seem to be a pretty standard size of about 9.5”x2” so you can’t really fault the recipient for that. I still don’t believe that the postman would have tried to fold a record unless it was already broken.
Gwar Richmond Just like the time when Geraldo Rivera opened up the vault of Al Capone on live T.V. and there was nothing inside ? Well, all that was left for him was Fox News.
These are mostly used for document transfer. Situations where you are trying to protect against covert theft where the thief could snap some pictures and reseal the box without anyone knowing it had been looked at. If the thief is willing to steal the entire box and damage it, it's not going to matter what it's made of. With enough time anything can be drilled. But stealing it and destroying it for the contents is going to be far more suspicious.
I new a lock Smith that said locks don't keep honest men honest because a honest man doesn't need a lock to remind him not to steal. Locks keep idiots out of jail. A strong lock will keep out a high quality idiot.
what if the person opening or tampering with the lock was an honest person maybe only picking the lock to look for evidence or whatever in a criminal court case
@@zahidshabir4038 If you obtain information through illegal means (like theft or breaking and entering) it cannot be used in court even if the evidence is damning and will end the case.
Every time, he just casually opens it with his voice. I'm convinced. The lock picking is just a cover. He is Actually such a master lock picker, he vibrates the pins with certain vocal tones.
iMaGiiK lol but he does sound like the “CNC Kitchen” guy to me, the way they speak are really similar (like where their voices go up and down in a specific way, if that makes sense), I keep wondering why.
If nothing else, it is an extra layer of defense against FedEx ground service. Personally, I'd reinforce it a little more in the corners just to be safe.
What a waste i mean if you stole the mail you have all the time on your hand to open it. You can put lead in it to prevent the Mal from being stolen in the 1st place. THAT would be more effective i believe. Also it gives you a clue as a criminal WHAT and where to look 1st if you ever considering stealing or robbing mail.
It indeed was. FedEx is usually good about delivering things intact, but every now and then you're going to get something that looks like it got too close to a black hole, and it's usually going to be in a FedEx box.
@@StopChangingUsernamesCZcams From working at a sorting facility for UPS in the past (from what I understand they both use similar systems), the worst damage comes from jams, especially when there's a conveyor belt forcing more stuff into the pile. A sturdy metal case would definitely help in that scenario. A lot of packages also do get thrown during sorting, just due to the volume of packages these places are seeing, but good padding is more important in those cases as it's a sharp blow as opposed to crushing weight or tearing like you'd get from a belt jam.
The only functional use this has is to charge you at least double for shipping. I don't work at FedEx but I do work in deliveries and I can tell you this: 99.9% of employees are honest and would never steal anything. The last 0.1% will just open the box, take the whole "safe" out and tape the box back up completely empty.
All FedEx employees have to leave through metal detectors and have their bags go through an X-Ray similar to the ones they have at airports. There is absolutely no way they could get this past security at the end of the day. I agree that most employees are honest and wouldn't steal anything, but as someone who actually works for FedEx this would be extremely difficult to get past security.
@@SaraWolffs Security doesn't even let you take your phone in for non salaried employees and just like at the airport you have to empty your pickets on entering.
I really hope some company hires you to design a lock for them. You make picking locks look like child's play. As soon as you started to pick it, I mouthed 'nothing on 1' just before you said it
It's not so much that companies don't know how to design good locks, it's that the cost of production puts them outside the price that the target market wants to pay. It has become a race to the bottom for the majority of consumers, particularly when they don't really see a tangible benefit of paying more for security ... until after they've had a break-in. Most people however don't get broken into, thus reinforcing their low cost purchase as a smart decision not to overpay.
he is, theres this lock with the teeth on the end of U shaped key that LPL would require newly machined tools. Bowley i think is the brand. Using LPL for testing
Your videos have inspired me to learn Lock Picking. I got a practice lock and a pick set as an early Father's Day gift from the wife and kids. In short thank you for the great content that lit a fire under my behind to learn a new skill.
Well that was certainly the quickest pick in the LPL's history. Dayyym! I really love the background music of this video, which goes something like this: La-La-La, one, two, three, click on four, five is binding, click-click, chee-ching! La-La-La This was surely not a Bramah Lock ;D
If by "old style bank vault dial lock" you mean a proper combination lock like a Sargent & Greenleaf model 6730, it's going to take a lot more than a 2 minute and 29 second CZcams video to learn how to open one of those.
@@Kungpl0w safe-specific locksmiths spend the better part of their entire lives learning how to manipulate these things open, non safe-specific locksmiths drill them open. it's not a youtube thing, it's a go buy a dial on ebay and learn how to manipulate it yourself thing. or better yet, go get an apprenticeship with a safe/GSA locksmith.
It's a good thing Wilson wasn't in that box ..would have made for a very short and uninteresting movie as 'Chuck Norland' might not been able to open the box
“This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today is the White House and I’m going to get in with my Swiss Army knife and a bottle of orange juice”
@@MrMilarepa108 I can see it now, "And the crown by the Capitol was silent, all but a small voice by the door saying, 'A click out of two, three is binding...'"
What I’ve learned from this channel is that locks, almost any lock, can be picked. And picked fast. The thing is, not many people at all have the skill set. Even fewer have a skill set comparable to yours. And even far fewer are personable guys like you. And you may be unique with your legal qualifications. So until you go over to the Dark Side, the world is safe enough for this added FexEx thing.
I’d get that open with a drill on the 4 pop rivets holding the lock in place, then replace the pop rivets when done. I’d like to see that brute force attack on your next vid
This is just so you have a case for your insurance I assume. It is also sturdier in general so it might not be a bad thing depending on what you really wanna ship it it.
As far as destructive methods go, it takes 45 seconds with a drill and a 1/8th inch drill bit to remove the rivets on the face of that panel the lock is sitting in and just remove the whole locking mechanism. Edit: And if you wanted to hide the fact that you'd been in there, the rivets are just as fast to pop back in with a $15 gun from the hardware store.
@@Bialy_1 You've got the box open, why are you leaving evidence behind? Let me guess, you're the guy who brings home a half dozen donuts on an early day off from work, lounges about the house and eats the donuts, but leaves the box in the fridge for his wife to find. You're that guy aren't you?
Would be fun to watch you rob a house or steal a bike or break into a bank, everything paired with your calm and soothing voice while you explain flaws and strenghts of each lock you pick until the final prize. "It's the lockpicking lawyer here and today we are breaking the law... "
I had a package delivered a couple of months ago completely crushed on one side with black grease and gear marks on it I think the thing that damages packages the most is Automated sorting machines Rather than the workers (Not that they care or anything ) Maybe I’ll send my next package with a steel lockbox to reinforce it
fun fact about UPS and fedEX, guns are shipped though them everyday. legally too, that's how a lot of retailers transfer inventory. also, they don't even use a blank box they just use the box it came in.
This is very smart. A lot of boxes are damaged in transit, allowing valuable product to fall out and potentially get lost. This would be enough to prevent it from getting separated from it's box/address. But even if it was, the serial on the box would be enough to connect the owner to the box. If I had any experience in logistics I'd tell stories about finding gold and silver bars, coins, and diamonds that had been separated from their package.
@@hanktassin9407 i feel like locks are more of a deterrent, like security cameras. If someone wants something badly enough they're going to find a way to get it tbh. At they very least a good lock might take long enough to open where someone will notice that the person is up to no good.
While it may not be very secure, it definitely acts as a deterrent. I’d imagine if a postal handler or receptionist were to steal something they would discretely slip the contents out under their desk or something, and this definitely deters against that
1:29 When he tensions the lock for the first time at a minute twenty nine... in a video that's only two and a half minutes long. Haven't watched to the end yet, but assuming the usual 20 second outro... Yeah, lock's garbage.
"Let me show you what it takes to pick this open." *looks at time stamp* Huh, less than half the video left of a 2 and and a half minute video... Yup that's LPL for you.
BlaubartMT and it only takes one fucked up guy to shoot you dead while walking down the street. If we based our lives around something like that we would sit in our houses all day every day
the thing preventing a covert attack i think would be if you tried to pry open the box the rivets would start shooting out and there would be pop pop pop and clank of metal. tamper tape with break away markings similar to "warranty void if removed" stickers would probably work.
The first thing that came to my eye were the rivets... Super easy to drill out. This thing is certainly just for the honest or would-be casual tampering hoons
Another junk safe... I need to pin up an american lock as a challenge lock and make a challenge lockbox that you can't so easily break into. I will use the American 790 and put washers all over the shackle so you can't so easily grind it off... show you a real safe. As usual, excellent video.
I'm guessing its made from alumnium in order to not make the shipping costs go from "ungodly expensive" to "fuck am I shipping this to the god damn moon" expensive
I’m back again; And I just remembered from back when I was a little kid that my grandparents lived in a rural community, and the post office had switched my grandparents P. O. Boxes over from being little combination. Boxes into the standard key boxes like what is in use today; And the post office gave away everyone’s. Old combination boxes in there community, And I would sit at my grandparents bar up on a barstool and I would play with that combination lock and go through the combo in order to unlock the little box ; Just something to do as a little kid in a rural community on vacation; Can you possibly dig up various other small locking devices and also have a crack at those things as well??; Thx 👍
I would guess the bypass keys are for whoever at DHS is tasked with inspecting packages for bombs. Also, customs, or you couldn’t ship this internationally.
conspiracy theory: for videos needing "the gararge" and he sais "ill just go down to the garage" lpl goes nowhere, he just changes camera angle - the videos are filmed in the garage! thats my tin hat theory anyway
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Next Episode: Bypassing the Two Man rule at a Nuclear Launch site by lockpicking the terminal.
2 minute long video
Vegetal Slayer lol, now that’s funny. But he probably could.
Oh you have no idea what goes into arming the warhead itself. the USAF only shows you how to arm and launch the missiles, but not how to arm the actual warheads.
@@Salman-rv8eq That's all I have for you today.
LPL: Arming warheads is no easy task for even experienced pickers, but thankfully they overlooked a very easy solution, and that’s by using this paper clip and piece of chewing gum. Anyway that’s all I have for you today...
The only thing this will do is signal which mail has a valuable item inside
rmelol It would be inside a cardboard box, but good point
@@catsoften knock on the box ;)
Fill the safe box with sex toys to mess with package thieves...although they might enjoy it hmm...
It also works to add weight so FedEx can charge extra
@@GoatzombieBubba meth does crazy things
It protects your diploma from being folded in half by the deliverer.
@Fino Menezes Who the heck ships "rare and expensive" vinyl in flexible packaging? And, honestly, I'm having a hard time believing that a postman would even try to fold it: as soon as he started, he'd feel the resistance. It seems much more likely that it broke in transit and the postman folded something that already contained two half-records.
beeble2003 and who expects to receive rare and expensive vinyl in an envelope and then has a post slot too small for a 12”?
Jasper Janssen Letter boxes in the UK seem to be a pretty standard size of about 9.5”x2” so you can’t really fault the recipient for that. I still don’t believe that the postman would have tried to fold a record unless it was already broken.
Deliverer: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
You win the Internets today! (Or rather last week)
This lock was picked open so fast, all I heard was "This is the LockPickingLawyer, and in any case that's all I have for you today..."
Yeah pretty much his picking level is at 10000000000 the best we mere mortals can hope for is level 10
@@yakovta8262 true
LPL is a lock picking savant....minus any idiocy I’m sure. Imagine if he is as much a genius with his legal skills....holy shit. 👍🏻👍🏻
@@sallutz there is a normal savant and an idiot savant.
😆 yup
Damn....I wanted to at least see inside the box, even if it was EMPTY-------- 😞
It has the bitch, Marcellus Wallace's soul!
WHATS IN THE BOX!!!! MAN WHATS IN THE BOX!!!
Gwar Richmond Just like the time when Geraldo Rivera opened up the vault of Al Capone on live T.V. and there was nothing inside ? Well, all that was left for him was Fox News.
Probably full of McGuffins.
It has the case from Ronin.
One day he's just gonna slap a safe and it's gonna pop open with a large master lock logo on it
"This baby can fit so many security flaws in it"
He is the Fonz of locks
This guy: www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/06/06/safe-tourist-cracked-years-canada/
there actually are some safes that if you smack a certain spot, typically a corner, the whole thing pops open XD
@@epsi It wasn't luck, he just knew the factory default combination.
He killed it when he said "thin aluminum"
Everything afterwards was just corpse desecration.
These are mostly used for document transfer. Situations where you are trying to protect against covert theft where the thief could snap some pictures and reseal the box without anyone knowing it had been looked at.
If the thief is willing to steal the entire box and damage it, it's not going to matter what it's made of. With enough time anything can be drilled. But stealing it and destroying it for the contents is going to be far more suspicious.
I bet the combination lock wouldn't be too hard to open either. It probably makes enough noise to hear the gates.
With such a big resonance body made from thin metal?
You bet your sweets. This is practically a Dobro with a cheap master lock.
As if you can hear shit at any point in the shipping process.
As a lock--smith friend of mine once said, a lock is a gentle reminder that people without keys (in any legal form) are not supposed to have access.
I new a lock Smith that said locks don't keep honest men honest because a honest man doesn't need a lock to remind him not to steal. Locks keep idiots out of jail. A strong lock will keep out a high quality idiot.
As the old saying goes..."locks are made to keep honest people out"
I first heard that from my grand-dad about 40 years ago .. still true
Yup. Unfortunately, it's not the honest people that steal our stuff...
what if the person opening or tampering with the lock was an honest person maybe only picking the lock to look for evidence or whatever in a criminal court case
@@zahidshabir4038
If you obtain information through illegal means (like theft or breaking and entering) it cannot be used in court even if the evidence is damning and will end the case.
Alec nolastname it would depend on where you live because “fruit from the forbidden tree” doesn’t always hold up in Canadian court
Every time, he just casually opens it with his voice. I'm convinced. The lock picking is just a cover. He is Actually such a master lock picker, he vibrates the pins with certain vocal tones.
"The Lock Whisperer". I like that
Does anyone else think he sounds like a dentist? Nothing on upper left 1,2,3,4
iMaGiiK
lol but he does sound like the “CNC Kitchen” guy to me, the way they speak are really similar (like where their voices go up and down in a specific way, if that makes sense), I keep wondering why.
Exactly
it would be creepy if your dentist suddenly would go "nice click on 4th one..."
Lol hahahaha
To me he sounds like the hologram doctor from Star Trek Voyager.
If nothing else, it is an extra layer of defense against FedEx ground service. Personally, I'd reinforce it a little more in the corners just to be safe.
What a waste i mean if you stole the mail you have all the time on your hand to open it. You can put lead in it to prevent the Mal from being stolen in the 1st place. THAT would be more effective i believe.
Also it gives you a clue as a criminal WHAT and where to look 1st if you ever considering stealing or robbing mail.
German Jake I believe it was a joke about damage to your package, not theft.
It indeed was. FedEx is usually good about delivering things intact, but every now and then you're going to get something that looks like it got too close to a black hole, and it's usually going to be in a FedEx box.
I don't know, the corners look pretty sharp I think a lot of the force will be dispersed as it penetrates the other packages in the back of the truck
@@StopChangingUsernamesCZcams From working at a sorting facility for UPS in the past (from what I understand they both use similar systems), the worst damage comes from jams, especially when there's a conveyor belt forcing more stuff into the pile. A sturdy metal case would definitely help in that scenario. A lot of packages also do get thrown during sorting, just due to the volume of packages these places are seeing, but good padding is more important in those cases as it's a sharp blow as opposed to crushing weight or tearing like you'd get from a belt jam.
"i'm at the nuclear silo"
"I got a good click out of one..."
He did aircraft missile locks before, so that's not much of a leap...
czcams.com/video/pzR-uaJSZBo/video.html
Launch out of two, and boom out of three!
The code was 00000000 for a long time....
this dude is like a happy dentist; but for locks "nice click on number 1!"
Dentist lawyer
Locker companies: "we fear no robbers"
"But this dude....he scares us"
Not "he is scary", but "he scares me"...
Dude, know ur memes
@@__mk_km__ but it not one its many companies...
Notch4never okay then
I guess "he scares us" wouldve been better
@@__mk_km__ happy now ☺?
FedEx- Finally we have an edge over the competition! People will use our safe to transport valuables even more now!
LPL- *slowly raises tools*
Drill, rivet gun and some new rivets should do covert entry fairly quickly. Drill out the rivets, fart in box, close and pop in new rivets.
The mystery farter striked again
Lol
As a fabricator this was my immediate thought.
It was you! This whole time I've been looking for the man who farted in my ups package...
I've found you after 2 long years.
@@heartysquid _What took you so long?_
I never heard or seen if this product but maybe that's a good thing. Lol
Well, being the Patent is Pending. Meaning this is a whole new product that FedEx likely bought into. All to believe they are secure.
The Doomsday Channel putting a label that says “ do not open” would make it more secure lol
I was there over 30 years and never saw one.
The only functional use this has is to charge you at least double for shipping.
I don't work at FedEx but I do work in deliveries and I can tell you this: 99.9% of employees are honest and would never steal anything. The last 0.1% will just open the box, take the whole "safe" out and tape the box back up completely empty.
Yep
All FedEx employees have to leave through metal detectors and have their bags go through an X-Ray similar to the ones they have at airports. There is absolutely no way they could get this past security at the end of the day. I agree that most employees are honest and wouldn't steal anything, but as someone who actually works for FedEx this would be extremely difficult to get past security.
@@sudofranz If you're also entering through metal detectors, I suppose that'd also complicate bringing in lockpicks.
@@SaraWolffs Security doesn't even let you take your phone in for non salaried employees and just like at the airport you have to empty your pickets on entering.
Truck drivers......... They don't have metal detectors on the trucks, and not all valuables are metal.
I really hope some company hires you to design a lock for them. You make picking locks look like child's play.
As soon as you started to pick it, I mouthed 'nothing on 1' just before you said it
I'm sure the company could go with a better lock, but they have to weigh the cost against the security.
there are a lot of good high security locks out there that give LPL trouble, and ones he has not picked. he doesn't talk about those.
It's not so much that companies don't know how to design good locks, it's that the cost of production puts them outside the price that the target market wants to pay. It has become a race to the bottom for the majority of consumers, particularly when they don't really see a tangible benefit of paying more for security ... until after they've had a break-in. Most people however don't get broken into, thus reinforcing their low cost purchase as a smart decision not to overpay.
I believe he has worked with the Bowley lock company. They've sent him different models to pick, and LPL struggled with them.
he is, theres this lock with the teeth on the end of U shaped key that LPL would require newly machined tools. Bowley i think is the brand. Using LPL for testing
I felt like Brad Pitt in Se7en: "What's in the box?"
Your videos have inspired me to learn Lock Picking. I got a practice lock and a pick set as an early Father's Day gift from the wife and kids. In short thank you for the great content that lit a fire under my behind to learn a new skill.
one of the few youtubers i feel like has no wasted words in a video. thank you so much.
It's been over a month of seeing every new upload. I'm finally subscribed.
LockPickingLawyer: **stern glare*
*
Every lock: **opens**
He's the Chuck Norris of locks
Congratulations on the 900th video and here's to 900 more!
Congrats on number 900! Entertaining as always.
who else thought of steve1989mreinfo when he said "Nice click"
Devon this lock have a slight, metallic texture
Exactly this guy reminds me of him because of his voice lol
Let's get this lock on to a tray nice mmkay
"Let's get this lock out onto a tray......Nice!!!!!!!!!" If only this guy would TASTE his locks.....lol
Opens the box.... nice hiss
Well that was certainly the quickest pick in the LPL's history. Dayyym!
I really love the background music of this video, which goes something like this:
La-La-La, one, two, three, click on four, five is binding, click-click, chee-ching! La-La-La
This was surely not a Bramah Lock ;D
thank you for all work you do
And as always, your skills amaze LPL, thank you.
"WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!"
Probably the key
Copper Creek Cuts Lawn Care it contains Marsellus Wallace's soul
@@ChrisMcCarroll Vincent! We happy?
Make a video on how to open a old style bank vault dial lock
It should be the #1000 video, please LPL!
If by "old style bank vault dial lock" you mean a proper combination lock like a Sargent & Greenleaf model 6730, it's going to take a lot more than a 2 minute and 29 second CZcams video to learn how to open one of those.
@@hipu make it a 20 minute video if he needs it
@@Kungpl0w safe-specific locksmiths spend the better part of their entire lives learning how to manipulate these things open, non safe-specific locksmiths drill them open. it's not a youtube thing, it's a go buy a dial on ebay and learn how to manipulate it yourself thing. or better yet, go get an apprenticeship with a safe/GSA locksmith.
@@hipu what if i get a stethoscope and listen to the dial?
I was wondering about most postal related locks the other day. Keep doing more of videos on these!
With that hollow box you really hear the clicks i love it
WILSOOOOOON! You're not safe in there!
It's a good thing Wilson wasn't in that box ..would have made for a very short and uninteresting movie as 'Chuck Norland' might not been able to open the box
Fedex designer: Look at this new secure box!
LPL: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Congrats on 900 vids!
Thanks again ,loving the content ,only 189 videos to go and I'm all caught up whew!
I love how he did this as I wait for a fedex package.
“This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today is the White House and I’m going to get in with my Swiss Army knife and a bottle of orange juice”
this is more funny today 01-06-21
If it was Congress, he could just walk in wearing a MAGA hat.
With the Swiss Army knife me and Bosnian Bill made
@@MrMilarepa108 I can see it now, "And the crown by the Capitol was silent, all but a small voice by the door saying, 'A click out of two, three is binding...'"
Congratulations on 900 episodes!!!
What I’ve learned from this channel is that locks, almost any lock, can be picked. And picked fast. The thing is, not many people at all have the skill set. Even fewer have a skill set comparable to yours. And even far fewer are personable guys like you. And you may be unique with your legal qualifications.
So until you go over to the Dark Side, the world is safe enough for this added FexEx thing.
I’d get that open with a drill on the 4 pop rivets holding the lock in place, then replace the pop rivets when done.
I’d like to see that brute force attack on your next vid
I was strangely delighted to see “Memphis TN” on that box, we are such a HUGE fed ex location
As in the world headquarters and biggest express hub?
rootbeer506 yup XD
I find your videos so interesting!
Surprised it isn't a more special video being number 900. very interesting all the same. Keep up the excellent work lpl
I was hoping to see you open it up and reveal someone's carefully shipped blueberry poptarts. Alas.
I'm surprised more locks don't incorporate the "Soviet paper tamper detection" that you showed on the dual-custody lock
U is the best ....from my eyes you really do you thing on them locks
Hey, that structural support is amazing considering what they do with those packages.
This is just so you have a case for your insurance I assume.
It is also sturdier in general so it might not be a bad thing depending on what you really wanna ship it it.
It also adds weight so Fedex can charge more
@@oz_jones No, because, for the 500th time, they fit in flat-rate shipping boxes.
As far as destructive methods go, it takes 45 seconds with a drill and a 1/8th inch drill bit to remove the rivets on the face of that panel the lock is sitting in and just remove the whole locking mechanism.
Edit: And if you wanted to hide the fact that you'd been in there, the rivets are just as fast to pop back in with a $15 gun from the hardware store.
Yea and what about heads of nails from that rivets that will be left inside the box?...
@@Bialy_1 You've got the box open, why are you leaving evidence behind?
Let me guess, you're the guy who brings home a half dozen donuts on an early day off from work, lounges about the house and eats the donuts, but leaves the box in the fridge for his wife to find.
You're that guy aren't you?
This is brilliant! FedEx sells you a lock box then since it adds weight they get even more from you trying to use it.
He's the Bob Ross of locks 👍 I don't even pick and I gotta watch.
Would be fun to watch you rob a house or steal a bike or break into a bank, everything paired with your calm and soothing voice while you explain flaws and strenghts of each lock you pick until the final prize.
"It's the lockpicking lawyer here and today we are breaking the law... "
that would be the Lawbreaking Picker.
"It's the lockpicking lawyer here and today I am going to show you how to pick open any chastity belt.."
LPL Porno edition
He has picked a chastity belt, for Valentine’s Day
@@zacozacoify did he also film a porno?
asking for a friend
I had a package delivered a couple of months ago completely crushed on one side with black grease and gear marks on it
I think the thing that damages packages the most is Automated sorting machines
Rather than the workers
(Not that they care or anything )
Maybe I’ll send my next package with a steel lockbox to reinforce it
fun fact about UPS and fedEX, guns are shipped though them everyday. legally too, that's how a lot of retailers transfer inventory.
also, they don't even use a blank box they just use the box it came in.
This is very smart. A lot of boxes are damaged in transit, allowing valuable product to fall out and potentially get lost.
This would be enough to prevent it from getting separated from it's box/address. But even if it was, the serial on the box would be enough to connect the owner to the box.
If I had any experience in logistics I'd tell stories about finding gold and silver bars, coins, and diamonds that had been separated from their package.
@LockPickingLawyer, have you ever came across a lock you were unable to pick open?
Seriously! Or even one that offered trouble getting open?
Are there no true secure locks out there?
@@hanktassin9407 i feel like locks are more of a deterrent, like security cameras. If someone wants something badly enough they're going to find a way to get it tbh. At they very least a good lock might take long enough to open where someone will notice that the person is up to no good.
FedEx, "We got something here people..."
LPL, "No you don't... Picked..."
A safe of sheet aluminum and POP rivets, that all I needed to see.
I like the aluminum rivets that secure the lock assembly to the box.
Girl: "I'm sorry I have a chastity belt"
Boy: "nothing on one.. two.. nice click out of four"
Girl: *Intensively blushing in the process of picking*
not entirely "safe"
:-)
cheers lpl
While it may not be very secure, it definitely acts as a deterrent. I’d imagine if a postal handler or receptionist were to steal something they would discretely slip the contents out under their desk or something, and this definitely deters against that
He reminds me of my childhood dentist when he talks about the pins
1:29 When he tensions the lock for the first time at a minute twenty nine... in a video that's only two and a half minutes long. Haven't watched to the end yet, but assuming the usual 20 second outro... Yeah, lock's garbage.
"Let me show you what it takes to pick this open." *looks at time stamp* Huh, less than half the video left of a 2 and and a half minute video... Yup that's LPL for you.
😎😎wow very cool frist one I have seen. Thank you L.P.L.😎
You sir have some magic hands. I've seen lots of people picking locks and they're pokey and apparently are driving a Yugo.
I almost forgot most fedex/mailroom employees are confident lock pickers
most regular people aren't confident lock pickers either...
It only requires one crooked mail room or FedEx employee to be a confident lock picker...
BlaubartMT and it only takes one fucked up guy to shoot you dead while walking down the street. If we based our lives around something like that we would sit in our houses all day every day
@@michaelfosnaught2238 ...isn't that literally why locks exist?
You remind me of what a dentist would say
I like that font on the box, looks great as a programming font
Agreed...best part of that box (though the e and r irritate me)
@@jfkdkslslee I could not find the exact same one but found one very similar, it's called Courier Prime Code and it's free!
the thing preventing a covert attack i think would be if you tried to pry open the box the rivets would start shooting out and there would be pop pop pop and clank of metal.
tamper tape with break away markings similar to "warranty void if removed" stickers would probably work.
The entire thing goes in a security box with tamper evident seals and serial numbers.
The hinge and the lock are held on with aluminum rivets...
So? The body of the case is aluminum. Destructive entry is going to work.
I don't think I'll even need to ship something this secure.
But I want to ship something using the safe, just because.
I just want to own one of those boxes 'cause they're kinda' cool looking.
Thanks for showing me how to pick
The first thing that came to my eye were the rivets... Super easy to drill out. This thing is certainly just for the honest or would-be casual tampering hoons
ya... you might say they were ... riveting :p
*>console equip dadric ring of picking_*
*_Lockpick Level 999999_*
PAKTRA PRODUCTIONS gotta love a Skyrim joke 😂
I feel like if LPL made a lock, it would be almost unpickable
I never believe those lock Pickers in movies until I seen this guys skills. They do exist. Lol.
man youre unbelieveable, any lock, pick locked
Another junk safe... I need to pin up an american lock as a challenge lock and make a challenge lockbox that you can't so easily break into. I will use the American 790 and put washers all over the shackle so you can't so easily grind it off... show you a real safe. As usual, excellent video.
Next video: [911] Picking safety deposit locks at the bank
This man just makes everything look so unsecured...
That's all I have for you today. That is plenty LPL
Thanks and HAND (have a nice day)
Imagine if AusPost caught hold of this idea 😅
Theirs (a) wouldn't be in a flatrate box and (b) would be made of steel - so they could hit you up for higher postage.
@@Thermalions but would they at least deploy their LW21R 7 pinner? It'd make it somewhat worthwhile...
Alas, you are right, they charge by weight 😅
Would've nice if it was made out of stainless steel, considering how frequently an employee steps on your valuable cargo.
I'm guessing its made from alumnium in order to not make the shipping costs go from "ungodly expensive" to "fuck am I shipping this to the god damn moon" expensive
I love when he says "don't know what's holding us up", but this one was the best, "OPE, it was no 1" 😂 ope 😂 I know you're from the Midwest now
I’m back again;
And I just remembered from back when I was a little kid that my grandparents lived in a rural community, and the post office had switched my grandparents P. O. Boxes over from being little combination. Boxes into the standard key boxes like what is in use today;
And the post office gave away everyone’s. Old combination boxes in there community,
And I would sit at my grandparents bar up on a barstool and I would play with that combination lock and go through the combo in order to unlock the little box ;
Just something to do as a little kid in a rural community on vacation;
Can you possibly dig up various other small locking devices and also have a crack at those things as well??;
Thx 👍
Who has the bypass key?
Does the buyer get a key?
Does a central FedEx office have a key?
Do ALL FedEx offices have a key?
I would guess the bypass keys are for whoever at DHS is tasked with inspecting packages for bombs. Also, customs, or you couldn’t ship this internationally.
@@JasperJanssen Nope, not even close.
No More BS Please ... so, what then? Just shouting “no no no” is singularly useless.
People who comment first are annoying
First
I _second_ that.
@@kadixfox not really!
Congrats on #900! Home straight for #1000 now, just don't sprain your picking fingers. ;-)
If he did sprain then he would just pick them with his mind.
Very good video!
conspiracy theory: for videos needing "the gararge" and he sais "ill just go down to the garage" lpl goes nowhere, he just changes camera angle - the videos are filmed in the garage! thats my tin hat theory anyway
The REAL problem with this lock box is that you’re using fedex
^ This ^
This man most dedefinitely works high end heist
When he said temper evident tape, I guffawed out loud.