𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 "Nothin' personal, pardner..."
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- nin·ja·neer / noun / an engineer who appears in unexpected places and opens up a can of whoop-ass / verb / to unexpectedly appear somewhere and then proceed to continually open up said can whoop-ass
My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at uncledane.com
Thumbnail SFM made by @PyBun
Doomer Sniper by @ZaptyYT
Sound mixing by @SoundSmithTF2
Bot voice by @LazyPurple - Hry
I was having fun with this a few weeks ago but now everyone's gonna check for random tele exits. F.
Will you upload your own montage?
@@vorpalweapon4814 Was going to. Not sure if I will now. Maybe.
Nobody checks for this stuff in casual you’re fine
@@SolarLight you should totally still upload it
As true as this is, the seed was planted *years* back when Soundsmith did his weapons stereotypes on the Eureka Effect.
"I have done nothing but teleport myself for three matches."
Rip Rick May
Dude same
keep going
"WHERE!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN TELEPORTING!?"
@@zegpath81"Right behind you"
5:19 imagine being this demo hearing a spy say "sentry down push in!" Then hearing an engineer behind you with a loaded frontier justice just scream "sentry down!"
Underrated comment
they... they killed my baby
*Why do I hear boss music?*
I'd love for the tone of the engie to change when losing your sentry with the frontier justice.
Instead of the mix of angry and worried, his excitement about soon shoving 180 damage worth of lead into whoever was bold enough to feel safe after destroying the sentry
"Literally teleports behind you"
2:29 Pop sniper to 180 kick bot is peak comedy, I still think about this 7 months later
same bro, it lives in my head rent free
sometimes I catch myself saying it to myself while doing something else
dont forget the triple flick
Do you think about this 2 YEARS later?
After this, everyone is going to be checking under their beds for secret teleporters.
I used this sometimes, but now it won't work (
Thanks I spotted a cockroach
notzerotwo ITS A SPY
"Daddy...I think Uncle Dane's teleporter is under my bed.."
"Don't worry son, his teleporter was destroyed minutes ago"
*Dane teleports in*
"Nani!?"
the only monster under your bed is Uncle Dane's Dong
Imagine someone in highlander coms be like: "funny sentry planted"
My comms are only funny sentry and calls like that. When I fail stab I say something like “medic is perfectly fine”
@@tenacioustent810 _this is perfection_
"the funny has been planted"
Philip Hunt-Bull highlander is a meme and I love it
@@fusi0nr0ck THE COUNTER-SPIES WIN
I felt that “spy behind us *sigh*”. And I love the “engineer is engihere” when he knocked Dane off
hahha its how i felt when that spy ran up behind us funny that made it into this video
Engineer is Engi-near
"HAHA ITS ME, THE TOTALLY REAL LAZYPURPLE. I AM NOT A BOT-"
funniest part of the video
9:03 timestamp
What is the music when he got shooted
@@speedyflame5028 Idk if you still wanna know but its Cynthia's battle theme from Pokémon
@@morp9426 thx
no this is
6:00
“You put the teleporter under them, like a diaper.”
-Sun Tzu, “The Art of War”
"It'll come when you least expect it, like a diaper." -Winston Churchill
Ok technoblade
Hahaha your Right Garfield
...
And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!
This video is legendary, gonna try this immediately before everyone wises up to it.
I only hope my funny sentries are as funny as yours ankle dan....
Damn didn't know you were a sniper bot.. after all this time...
EDIT: spelling
oh no, it's that impersonating bot again...
re-uploaded all of his videos and bought 730k subscribers
reported.
Hmmm idk guys.... i think he's a bot
GarlicBoy are you joking I can’t tell I’m really dumb
Edit: also if it’s not a bot holy shit he isn’t dead
@@paradoxx4546 Yes
"It's not very helpful for your team"
Dude, you're literally killing the entire enemy team.
1:40 the entire game he was queued for competitive
I relate to that at the molecular level
"If spy and scout had a baby"
The Scout is the Spy's son
*The Scout is the Spy's son*
Spy is daddy in two ways now
Sweet home Alabama.
@pootis Oh my
Even better
Sweet Home Alabama
“Funny sentry planted” just like crazy Dave did with his PvZ music
But before we had to deal with the bottomless pit known as pvz 2
Loon bloom intensifies
Happy crazy Dave noise when seeing a very nice placement*
Crazy dane
2:02 Dane, that's disgusting.
"Sure is easy to kill people when they're not looking at you."
Spy mains: And I took that personally
The editing at 6:12 with the voice line selection and volume panning, had me in tears
What if the Sniper teleported? “Nothin personal mate, I’m just better.”
O
K
Give the bots a few weeks and maybe they can.
edgy enough to create serrations in a golf club
*pyro teleports behind you*
"hntorn prmal fmnd."
At this point Dane isn't even playing Engie anymore, he's playing Spy with a shotgun
It's time to sap the sapper.
_"M͟y͟ F͟a͟v͟o͟r͟i͟t͟e͟ C͟l͟a͟s͟s͟ i͟s͟ t͟h͟e͟ ENGINEER"_
Unkle Dan has become a very gud spy main
*unkle dan is now coming for your soul*
the spy from team fortress classic
@EB Bisnar > Updated localization files
Ladies and Gentlemen of Mann Co., He's done it. At exactly 8:00 minutes in, he said "8 minutes in.." and I love it.
Also, I believe you can still telefrag ubered players.
You can, yeah. I think Muuki did it during a comp 6s match.
the greatest telefrag ever performed, hands down@@firefoxtf2998
That "I am the Spy!" at 4:50 kills me every time. The way it syncs up with the music and everything is just comedy gold to me.
"The engineer is engihere" idk why this got me laughing so hard
Hehehehehehehehehehehe
Same
I re watched this video just for that
The engineer is engideer
"Engi laughing and wheezing"
6:12 thank me later
Alternate title: Uncle dane bullies the other team for 12 minutes
... I've been putting sentries in the enemy intel of 2fort for years, and this video opened my third eye to doing it EVERYWHERE
thanks uncle dane
*The Texan Ranger Update*
_Patch Notes:_
• Removed Spy
• Replaced Spy with the Ninjaneer
• The Wrangler makes the Sentry indestructible
• Updated Localization Files
you.
its you
its always you.
-added more funny sentries
*u p d a t e d l o c a l i z a t i o n f i l es*
Hello stick
Legend
"What sort of defense is this?"
"I AM THE DEFENSE."
Always as been
Stop copying lazy purple
“i am the spy.”
“i mean engineer”
@@TF2SoliderMain username checks out
The turns have tabled
7:45 why is no one talking about that bolt placement?
lolboner
Oh fuck
I'm gonna say, this is THE video you need to see before starting in tf2. To most experienced players, this is just common sense, like of course you would use the eureka effect for ninjaneering. But for people who haven't played, this makes the game seem like it has truckloads of cool strategy.
Take it from someone who started around mid 2020, they gotta see it
“If spy and scout had a baby” they are father and son.
That makes it better *lenny*
*ALABAMA INTESIFIES*
AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nooooo... noooooooooooooo... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nothing like a bit of Wincest
Video should be titled "Dane bullies casual players for 11 minutes."
Dane bullied casual players for 12 minutes
@@engineergaming6502 Engineer Gaming
@@engineergaming6502 Engineer gaming
"If Spy and Scout had a baby"
Spy is, in the TF2 canon, Scout's father.
Despite playing TF2 since 2017, I have never watched an Uncle Dane video. Usually I watch many videos before subscribing, but in some cases like this, I subscribe on my first video. Also Imma play the new TF2 class, the Ninjaneer.
6:14 “the engineer is engi-here”
"the engineer is engi-DEER" -eltorro64rus
WHY THE FUCK DID I LAUGH AT THIS SO HARD
That part had me laughing so hard for so long
Well the engineer is enginebeer.🥁
You just got engi-here’d
I didn’t know the guy who sings “hey now you’re a keemstar” played tf2
♫ *The more you know* ♫
Holy shit
Nut
Hey remember when Uncle Dane said the N word? Classic gamer moment
i heard he helped make some smoothie game show not long ago, but don't tell
"when the engineer has the frontier justice always assume they have crits"
Uncle Dane
exactly 5:05
This is my favourite video on your channel. I like it because of how well you introduce the concept of ninjaneering, and then transition to other concepts like telefragging.
This video embodies LazyPurple's Engineer quote: _"I HAVE A SHOTGUN!"_ * blam blam *
And also a pistol.
Should've used the Widowmaker as well and yell *_"I AM THE DEFENCE"_* while charging the entire team.
That would be a fine twist.
What hud does uncle dane use
I don't like to call them "ninjaneers."
I prefer.... "surprise mechanics."
I simultaneously hate and love that.
I hate and love you at the same time
@Haziq R The Jarman Surprise! It's a mechanic!
Yeah, but TF2 Player's call them ninjaneers.
@@clashoclan3371 its joke
(blame EA and all the other companies that make lootboxes)
6:44 i dont know why but the way that the demo falls down is very funny
"If spy and scout had a baby, this is what it would look like,"
Sweet home Alabama
6:02 i can hear the depression in his "spy behind us.."
Voice of a broken man
Voice of a backstabbed man
That with the visual makes me laugh every time
@@BobJoe-dj4wf I hate it when I get backstabbed right I turned around
Voice of someone who drank the 1942 chateau backstab
"if spy and scout had a baby"
why would you say this sentence
Sweet home Alabama
I n c e s t _n_ *O*
the motherly father
10th class, the spout
MMmmm mM MMmmMm?
(where's my gasoline?)
“If Spy and Scout had a baby this is what it would look like,” *sweet home alabama*
I love the sound panning and reverb at 6:14
“The funny sentry” -uncle Dane 26-7-2020
Today's date is 2020-07-26.
It’s simply just funny
Funny Aerial.
A funny twist, a funny murder
Hey guys im gonna do the funny
“What if Spy and Scout had a baby?”
*Sweeet home Alabama*
"Hey look buddy, I'm from TEXAS!" **slams fists onto table**
It's *P E R F E C T...*
Oh yeah, Spy is skuots dad..
Spot is blood clots dods
Is that because spy is scout's step father?
This has to be my fav video by far! I hate im so late to the game finding your channel. I played tf2 a ton when it came out but haven't played in like 8 years and now im back and love all the new stuff they added to my most played class the engineer!!! The best part is i found a webpage to trade metal for all the new engie stuff!!!
3:20 "Where the fuck did you come from you little gremlin?"
Uncle Dane: _sips midwestern beer_
*Hell*
"If Spy and Scout had a baby this is what it would look like"
There's at least two problems with that...
problems just make everything more interesting
@@lozeritis9612
😳
👉👈
OH. FUCK
@@lozeritis9612 *HELL NO*
spy is french not alabamian
"I *AM* THE DEFENSE!" - Uncle Dane
Lazypurple: Dane, what kind of support is this?!
Dane: I AM THE SUPPORT!
I think it was the other way around
İts lazy purple İsnt it?
But lazypurple said that
@@turkpower1342 yes
2:31 Uncle Dane’s famous Pop Sniper To 180 Kick Bot, then Do A Classic Triple Flick on the Pyro before the Entire Team decides to Show Up.
Please keep doing videos like this, I love your educational content alot but your clips of you messing around in pubs us just hilarious
“If Spy and Scout had a *baby* this would be it”
*_..wait... wAIT-_*
"SedUcE Me"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Like father, like son
Oh come on it happens all the time. Tons of boys have babies with their dads.
@@PenguinULT i beg your pardon
2:00 "If Spy and scout had a baby this is what it would look like, ladies and gentlemen."
*Hold up*
🤨
Alabama
1. both males
2. Alabama
3. Just Why?
4. This takes spy saying “seduce me” to a whole new level
@@chinthescrew4907 No, Alabama is an understatement.
Sweet home Alabama
"If spy and scout had a baby this is what it would look like", is a much more terrifying sentence than I anticipated
¡Buen trabajo, Uncle Dane! Este vídeo me hizo reír mucho. ¡Gracias!
r.i.p blue drink. died of heat
Oh hey Yahiamice. What class will the next How 2 video be on?
Wh-.. what?
I thinks it gonna be heavy how 2 play heavy
That's already done. czcams.com/video/dZllLCczo7Y/video.html
When the PvZ music is accompanied by Uncle Dane's whisperin', you know it's gon' be good.
Yeah I play pvz as well but is pvz 2 is fun play
Crazy Dane
Yea
Indubitably
I approve and appreciate it as well
This is literally the best Tf2 video ever, not even joking
Your editing has improved so much over the years. I burst out laughing so much during this video!
You can hear him smiling the whole video.
[Audible Happiness]
IM SMILING THE WHOLE VIDEO
Behold, from the creators of “Comically large Spoon”...
The “Funny placed Sentry”.
the "Comically large viewmodel"
*Dane proceeds to deploy a comically placed sentry*
That effect to make the voice realistic. Like, to seem its coming from that engy, thats a really nice effort. 6:13
I love the music you use in your videos.
There's a "queued for competitive" thing at the top right of some of the clips
Maybe one day...
One day ankle Dan will get into a competitive game...
FROYO Dane
Lazy: What kind of defense is this?!
Dane: I am ze spy!
i recognise that pfp
4:47 this moment was like you were playing a horror game and the monster found you
Pyro gaming
“If spy and scout had a baby this is what it would be”
Me who knows TF2 lore:wait
So this is like the Trolldier subclass for Engie.
No this is trollbat engenier a subsubclass
Trollgineer
Correct.
kinda like it but the only reason it resembles it is because its annoying as much as trolldiers jumping out of nowhere with the mantreads,CRITTING YOU ON THE HEADWITH THE MARKET GARDENER THE MILISECOND BEFORE THEY FALL ON YOU
I tried combining scout and troll and i got T R O U T
The entire enemy team: Who are you?
The gibbus Engie that just put a level 3 behind them:
*Death*
Adiós madios
A telefragging ninjaneer is the trolliest subclass
Uncle Dane: *Teleports behind other Team, and can appear anywhere at will.*
Me: "What form of power is this?"
**Voice line Starts** **teleports**
people with good headphones: “the engineer, is engihere”
Me: *Hears it without headphones a laptop speaker* HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..................................
“haha im still tinkering with that one”
the Engineer is Enginear
2:46 He miss a target that wasn't even moving, I never related to a medic so much
Aye
Why did this only have 1 reply
It now has 3
@@anonymousperson7048 true
@@anandbleep2337 you made it four and I five
It's funny watching a little man destroy an entire team of mercenaries.
Dane this is easily my favorite video of yours
“The funny sentry spot” - litterally every non meta sentry placement
“I am the spy” - every class using melee to kill an unexpecting person
“Hahaha, it is me the real lazypurple! I am not a bot-“ - every bot vote kicked within 2 seconds of getting a kill
This vid is too quotable
Don't forget "the engineer is engi-here!"
@@ReleaseTheZacken23 best quote i've ever heard
"Why would that sniper try to camp it twice?"
*Sees gibus*
"Oh
But like who wouldnt give up the chance to camp a Eurecka Effect Engineer at a exit tele
I don’t think he was trying to camp it. I genuinely think he didn’t even notice it and was just shooting at Dane when he walked in front of his sight line.
I got You your 400 th like
@@nobleradical2158 You're telling me he did that... twice?
Okay.
You didn't notice the Gibus the first time he did that?
Thank you so much Uncle Dane! After this video literally every upward game I played had a hilarious Engineer 🤣🤣😐😐
I'm glad I'm not the only one who still loves Earthworm Jim. One of my favorite games in the 90s.
Remember when Tommy Tallarico got his own game review show on G4 cause of Earthworm Jim's soundtrack?
Valve: Mr.Paladin, we’ve hereby determinate your contract, we have a new spy main.
Mr.Paladin: Wha-
So here he is he is behind them all the time
@Muura What does he play then?
@@doctorquack1399 he plays the citizen class
@Muura
Are you high?
He must be lol
In the words of a wise uncle, “What kinda
defense is this?!”
"The best defense is a swift and decisive offence" ~ Obi-Wan Kenobi
Doga will choke this point.
I AM THE DEFENSE
Hey Draug
I'd like but it's 420 and I can't bring myself to ruin it
This is one of my favorite videos
I love that you used the earthworm jim soundtrack so much memories
9:46 Whenever I see that I just imagine loading into a match of TF2, move to leave spawn, and seeing an engineer pop out of nowhere and dying of fire damage right in the spawn room
Just a normal day in the 24/7 2OrangeFort server
That's what makes TF2 magical
@@usernametaken017 Oh my god, that name is so nostalgic
Someone should make a sfm out of this
My favourite part was the engineer that jumped up saying "the engineer is engi-here" mainly because of the way his voice got louder as he got closer
@@Entropy101Q L
@@Entropy101Q F
what’s the music in that bit
@@jaem0001 loonboon from plants vs zombies
6:11
2:03 "If spy and scout had a baby this is what it would look like right now"
SWEET HOME ALBAMA
I started using the Eureka Effect after watching this and I love it!
Dane 4 Years ago:”Undoubtably the worst wrench in the game”
Now:
69th like :3
from a competitive standpoint yeah
but when you're just fucking around and having fun in casual then it's good for a few laughs
buffs exist, and a lot of the time a bad weapn can be a lot of fun, like the overdose if you can't crossbow... or so ive heard
@@cake2531 its the best wrench for round starts
Infinite to spawn for hp and metal then back for your sentry nest funny
Thank you for the Plant vs Zombies music
Yes, PvZ music is very epic
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest CZcamsr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear sean
One on my favorite soundtracks of all time
He's a man of culture as well, so many memories...
Yhe zombies are the pub players
The end feels like it has the smell of sunk cost fallacy on it. Good vid even all these years later.
i love how depressed that sniper was when he got killed by a Spy with Letranger lol
dane, as engineer: exists behind the enemy for nearly a minute without getting noticed
me, as spy, uncloaking way behind enemy spawn with no enemy in sight: instantly gets nuked
Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 9 years of playing the game, everyone here knows exactly where a spy would be at any given point of time. Have fun!
spawning wallhacks exist
U see TF2 player brain is to kill a spy and not save the team
mood
how to kill spy (as medic)
1: hold w
2: spy presses A or D and therefore easily backstabs you
3: !
"engineer, is engi-here" truly an inspiring quote
can it be ninginear
engineer is engiqueer
Thank you for granting me this knowledge
This video was very funny, like the funny sentries, subscribing
Imagine being a sniper in a pub and then you look behind you to see Dane with a frontier justice loaded with crits
Snipers never look behind them
POV: you're dead
In his ninganeer video from 4 years ago he used the plants vs zombies soundtrack and he used it again here.
it's because that soundtrack fucking bops
I wouldn't write ninganeer if I where you...
Everyone gangsta til Dane uses the garden warfare soundtrack
yeah, i can hear it
When I here the plants vs. Zombies theme
I love coming back and watching myself get killed by that spy and the meme you put up with the sniper smoking the cig 😂
that's you?
yup, i was dying when i first saw this. i had no idea i was in a lobby with him@@kamitsu2352
This is a great way to inform people of the mechanics of a weapon; kind of "LazyPurple-esque" except applied to only one weapon on one class instead of an entire class.
As Sun Tzu said: “To defeat your enemy, you must become your enemy”
As Soldier said: "Sun Tzu said that. And I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it! And he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honour!"
"If fighting should result in victory, then you must fight!"
meet the spy
how the fuck does thing apply here?
@@awryri because engineers biggest counter is the spy