Why You Should NEVER Play MONOPOLY Again
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- čas přidán 7. 02. 2017
- Monopoly is a terrible family board game, that no-one should still be playing. In this video, I explain why. Links to the games mentioned in this video:
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Actualol we don’t lick monopoly
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Idiot
@@dougjustdoug66 Wise people. Licking board games is how I damaged most of my collection. Plus, there's much better choices in terms of taste other than Monopoly.
Five years late!
Something I really appreciated was that each time you pointed out a gripe with Monopoly, you also suggested a game that fixed this.
Seriously, we need a t-shirt with "Monopoly - the board game equivalent of the Great Depression".
+Fredrik Schulz Haha, sounds good!
Rolls right of the tongue
We've just used Ticket to Ride and Qwirkle to get a 65 year old couple playing board games for the first time. Its never too late to expel the Monopoly Legacy!!!
+David Willson Awesome! Great work! Keep fighting the good fight!
How's the fight going these days?
I would love to see some genius actually make a mo only legacy game.
Heard great things about the risk legacy game.
Haha such a great point, I have some friends that get all excited when they release a new like "Zelda Monopoly!" or "Pokemon Monopoly!" and I'm like "Itsssss STILL Monopoly, guys!"... Extra points for sucking to Pokemon Monopoly for not naming it "PokeMonopoly", like they couldnt even get that right lol
You can make Zelda Monopoly by just writing Octorok Boulevard on a piece of tape and putting it over Baltic Avenue. That's about how much effort Parker Bros. puts into their licensed remakes.
The only half decent monopoly game is monopoly gamer edition, cuz it's like mario kart.
I remember seeing a whole shelf of those cheap ripoffs at Walmart. I grabbed Horrified instead; excellent game, even for my dad, for whom getting him to play my games is like pulling teeth!
I was once given Lord of the Rings Monopoly as a gift, picked up at a garage sale. Having long fallen in love with A Game of Thrones and Twilight Imperium, I had no desire to play it, but said my thanks, figuring I'd at least get the cool Ring that came with it and the die with an Eye of Sauron for a 1. I got the die, but turns out whoever was selling decided to keep the Ring for themself. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. It is a tempting trinket indeed...
Lmfao what a plot twist
“After all, why shouldn’t I keep it?”
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Actualol already shared! :)
Oh, I have just the person to share it with ... I love a bit of Monopoly trashing. :-)
Any other board games we should never play? (I'm not a fan of traditional werewolf)
Risk....Ugh!
If I win, I hope I don't get that copy of Monopoly you used :-)
Fantastic video on Monopoly. The ONLY reason I can think that Monopoly still comes to the forefront is it's cost. I love me some modern board games, but a lot of the games mentioned in this video retail for over twice the cost of Monopoly (except for Forbidden Island, which is a steal at it's price). When mom or dad go to the store to pick up a game for game night, they understandably go for A) something they recognize, and B) something that doesn't cost much. I think getting low cost alternatives into big box stores (such as Sushi Go Party, Codenames, and Pandemic) will really help to get people off of Monopoly and onto better games.
+Jesse Miller That's a very good point. I might do a video about affordable games at some point in the future.
And brand deals, don’t forget those brand deals.
This is the core problem. Brand recognition and competing on price is key to success.
So many good board games cost not even twice- 4 times as much as monopoly, risk or so many famous board games.
They're also often not publicly recognisable or sold widely. You have to really know board games to find good ones
it's especially not easy being a boardgame player in Australia.
The reason Monopoly is so cheap is because it has mass production lowering it's costs really deep.
As long as people realize en masse that there are better options it will be more competitivo and that will happen when the old 80s dinousaurs get extinct. It was all they knew at their young age.
hello it's me Darren the yoga instructor
I guess we have a winner here! ..even if he doesn't get the giveaway.
GET OUT!
Give your Monopoly to him. He will shut up for hours. :-)
We'll all forgive you if your next video is shorter and less entertaining than normal as long as we know that you've watched Westworld.
LOL! Okay sounds good to me!
Brilliant as usual, Jon. And, just in case it hasn't been mentioned in one of the other 1,700+ comments, when Elizabeth Magie invented "The Landlord's Game," she intended it as a cautionary tale. What became "Monopoly" was SUPPOSED to make Timmy cry and learn to hate unfairness. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Landlord's_Game
@@erdelegy I mean... it wasn't intended as a game, it was intended as a teaching tool, so yes.. You ran face first into the point.
Glad she got screwed over. Maybe she could try making a game about the danger of government bureaucracy.
so I'm weird I still enjoy monopoly despite agreeing with everything you said.
The reason it's fun is because it's supposed to teach you how capitalism worked during the Great Depression. There's a reason it's called "monopoly" after all.
You don't like monopoly. You like playing with your friends. Try another game, then come and tell us.
@Biggie Biggodikko Ikr? Some people just can't respect others opinions.
SomeRandomUser01 no.... I agree that he was rude with the way he said it like a fact, but there’s a good chance that this dude just likes to be around his friends, without distractions like phones. That’s the great thing about board games, and if he was willing to try another game, I’m sure he’d have a good time. Nothing wrong with liking to play Monopoly, only trying to say Monopoly is well designed.
@@kadinfehr785 I think it’s actually well designed at achieving what it was trying to do, which is to be a shit game that shows that capitalism is shit - the irony is people don’t see that and think it’s fun, and now it has a monopoly on board games even though it intentionally sucks.
I need to get a shirt that says "No, not like Monopoly."
Funny video mate!
+RecordsHisPlays Ha! Great idea.
Actually, I think Monopoly's bad reputation is a compliment to its designer, Elizabeth J. Magie Phillips, who apparently wanted to show exactly how cruel and unfair Capitalism could be. I've read that somewhere and that information could be false, but I do think it's the perfect demonstration of social decadence. It only needs to add some war crimes and environmental catastrophes to be the ultimate real-life (depressing) board game.
I love your videos, thanks for sharing your experiences :)
It doesn't matter what the original statement was, and this game isn't really that game, because it isn't a good game. I thought "board games" were all like monopoly for the longest time. Especially since I didn't have anyone to tell me otherwise, so I avoided them. I could've been board gaming a lot earlier than I had been if I woulda known.
I wanna have fun (and that fun can be from different stuff like optimizing moves, a rich story, trying to reach a shared goal etc) when I come together with others and try to have a nice night.
Ah yes. Modern day monopoly where you have green taxes and Greta Thunberg tearing down your properties for not being net zero.
It was riginally called 'The Landlord Game', and was supposed to highlight the evils of slum landlords. Unfortunately, and somewhat ironically, Charles Darrow turned it into a game which was the exact opposite of Magie-Phillips vision. Even worse, he managed to obtain the copyright to the game, thus denying her of any financial compensation.
It definitely sends a message about capitalism
And everything is a myth.
Well said. I accidentally stayed up till the early hours playing a modern board game (Viticulture) last night and my friends and I never shouted at each other once! If we were playing monopoly I guarantee that we would not be on speaking terms today 😃
Don't worry, there are plenty of modern board games even more cutthroat than Monopoly if you want to scratch that itch.
Hi actualol. How is your contest winner decided? Is it based on a dice roll or can I affect the outcome?
best comment ever
“just sit there in silence until we finish” hahaaa I’m dying
Monopoly still remains in the collection and gets played every year or so for nostalgia purposes. I have many many fond memories playing this game with my dad in my youth. Yeah, the game sucks by today's standards, but if it can bring back good memories, it's worth bringing out on occasion. And then after reminiscing about the ol' days with grandpa, it time to enjoy the more modern board games.
I appreciate that you combined a hilarious takedown of Monopoly with legitimately fun alternatives. Great vid, as usual!
just found your channel. loving the content! keep it up!
It was short and straight to the point, opposed to other board game channels that have lengthy videos on just suggestions alone. 👍 good job, mate!
Personally, I feel that there are MUCH worse games than Monopoly, but of course it is fair to call Monopoly an outdated game at this point.
If there are worse games than Monopoly I'd honestly like to know what they are. Even tic-tac-toe is better, at least it's over quickly!
Chutes/Snakes & Ladders and Candyland are worse, for example. You have zero decisions in those games.
It is true that there are worse games than Monopoly, but that's the wrong way of looking at it. When it comes down to it, there's just too many games that are better than monopoly, that accomplish what its trying to do without the know design flaws found in monopoly. Not that the designer was bad, but rather we have learned and evolve game design since then (the game is 82 years old and it shows). The way I see it I wouldn't watch a bad movie from 1935 because there are worst movies than that one, when I can just watch all the newer great movies that have learned from previous publications and improved from there.
That is why I said it is an outdated game. I just always see how people declare Monopoly as the worst board game ever made and that is easily incorrect.
I played the 'more realistic' alternative to Monopoly once, 'Anti-Monopoly', which has certain players doing the normal monopolising (take everything for yourself) and other players being competitors, i.e trying to spread out everything to... drive prices up or something? All I remember is that it was even worse than Monopoly because it just NEVER ENDED... it just kept going and going and no one seemed to be winning so we just gave up.
Great video! I learned about a few games I now want to look into. The best thing about this video is that I got a Monopoly ad just before it. 😂
Excellent video. I grew up playing games with my family and you really summed up the experience. I'm trying to get them to branch out into newer games, but the older members are set in their ways.
Is it wrong my friends and I love playing Monopoly because it's so shitty?
Saw this on Facebook this is amazing. Anytime I mention I love board games people mention monopoly now I can just direct them to this video. Would love to win those board games too
great video, first video i see in your channel and so far it looks great, going to go binge on some of your other videos.
Just discovered your video, congrats! You've reached Malaysia! Hope your channel grows!
My boss is trying to make us play monopoly and I had to show him this video but I'm scared he'll make us do it anyway because it's "Game Of Thrones" themed. Help.
some ideas to make monopoly playable:
1: roll 3 dice, pic 2 (roll triples go to jail,) this will give the player an option on moment, will go to jail more though. ...
2: limit the amount of times you can pass Go to 10 times. it will take you about 50 rolls on average, then the game ends.
3:auction off the property before the game starts starting with boardwalk going counter clock wise, with a minimum buying price of the properties morgage.
4:free parking has all the chance and community chest money you have to pay on it plus $200 if you land there you can pay $50 to roll thriples. you get they money if you do...1/36 chance
5:most money and property wins after 10 circles around the board.
Neat ideas!
My favorite rule for monopoly is still too play somthing else.... lol.
Loving the content J. Glad to see your channel growing!
Great video, and thanks for the contest!
Love all of the board games you displayed. It's amazing how so many games could be so much better than monopoly.
Discovered this vid in r/boardgames. So glad I did. Great channel!
great video and great channel! keep on with it!
Is the contest still on? Great channel, just found it :D
So much board game flipping could've been avoided if we just had better games as a kid! Love your channel. Thanks for all you do
Growing up in the 80s was the Renaissance before the golden age.
I still lament the series of house moves as a kid that eventually decimated my Fireball Island, which I not only loved but almost shit myself when I tried to find a copy
Sorry - I have to dispute the suggestion that Monopoly is pure luck. There is a significant degree of skill involved, if played by the rules. But its a terrible game. Here's why:
1) Almost everyone thinks they know how to play it, but almost no one does - so you will invariably end up playing some weird house-ruled variant which removes any aspect of skill. The most commonly ignored rule (and removing this single rule makes the game almost entirely luck based) is that if someone lands on a property and does not wish to buy the property it is sold at auction to the highest bidder.
2) Even after everyone at the table knows who's won the damned game continues for another 20 minutes
3) 90% of the game has little impact on who wins and is a complete waste of time. You may as well trim the game to a simple auction game where everyone has a set amount of money and tries to get the best properties for that money.
Give me a game of Through the Ages, Power Grid, Eclipse or Steam over a game of Monopoly any day :)
I must agree that I hat house rules. I was talking to my friend and he said "but everyone gets the taxes on free parking, that's how EVERYONE plays". He seemed more annoying than usual that day, and I have great friends.
Nice video as always...keep up the good work :)
Great video! I really appreciate that you put so much thought into what makes Monopoly problematic, and then found games that counter those issues. Keep up the good work!
I hear Bohnaza is also a great alternative for people who like trading.
Cile Yep, Bohnanza is a great game!
+Cile Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
I hope Actualol chooses his winner based on the Monopoly mechanic... dumb luck! Because if he chooses based on witty or pithy comments, I surly have no hope. :) ...thanks for the laugh!
Even if you dont have dumbs luck I'll still like your comment. Is that enough?
Thanks! :)
Your comparisons are amazing :D I'm sharing this on FB, people need to know that there is more to board games than just rolling dice and moving your character accordingly.
Great video! Very entertaining way to show others there is something else out there in board gaming. I will be sure to share this with my family. Thanks and keep up the good work
"boardgames? like monopoly?"
get that Everytime :/
Damn, just reading that pisses me off.
My favorite board game of all time is definitely monopoly though.
Really good one, Jon, loads of fun watching !
We just started getting into boardgames and have none of these. Also, I loved your holiday video and wish you the best of luck with your channel!
Shared the f*** out of this on my Facebook because I'm sick of people looking at me blankly when I say I'm a board-gamer! Finally, now, they might understand what I mean when I say "no, NOT Monopoly!" for the hundredth time!
Oh yeah, and I'd like to enter the giveaway because Forbidden Island and Ticket to Ride are awesome, and the others look good too :D
+Jay Tillotson I appreciate you going the extra mile and sharing the f*** out of it.
Although I agree that Monopoly is a terrible game, I do feel that this video does do it a bit of an injustice. There is skill in monopoly, it is in the trading system. This of course is also influenced a lot by luck, since what you have to trade is random, but it is actually fun in a four or more player game to navigate the complex series of trades to get to your desired sets.
Of course some people just dont bother trading to give people sets at all, but that's only because monopoly is a terrible game that atracts terrible game players.
You need the right properties to have good leverage in a trade. And how do you get those properties? Luck!
@@forklift1712 Luck plays a part in almost every board game, even the one used as a counterpoint - Ticket to Ride.
Monopoly undoubtedly has a huge amount of luck involved - not as bad as Snakes&Ladders, but still insanely high. So you are absolutely right that getting leverage relies on luck...but unlike Snakes&Ladders you can still use skill to manipulate your opponents and make favorable trades for you. I think that's the point Joe was trying to make!
Not saying Monopoly is a GOOD game by any means, just saying that bad luck can be mitigated UP TO A CERTAIN DEGREE by actual skill.
Looking forward to checking out the new games!
Great video and great channel! Keep it up!
My first question when I ask someone why they like Monopoly is "Oh, cool, what do you like about Monopoly?" Then make a better suggestion based on what they say.
I'm monopoly and I find this offensive
Nah just trying my luck
I almost believed you for a second.
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Great! can't wait to see your other videos ^_^
Really funny! Keep up the good work!!
Thank you for making this video. A little piece of me dies every time I see someone play it.
+Scott Kelly The video? Teehee!
Left to random chance, takes no skill, we're not talking about Mario Party? :V
Great video. Very creative. Looks like you had a lot of fun making it.
The description about monopoly is so spot on. I'd love if you had similar videos for other games people believe are classics rather to more advanced counterparts. Best of luck with growing the channel :D
Another great video, can't wait for more of the couple's games series!
You've got a new subscriber. Seriously this is a well written, well produced video. keep it up!
Great video! I can relate with a lot of my Monopoly experiences and board games have really come so much further since then. Don't settle for less!
Great video. Do Risk next!
I actually use this same lesson and some of the same games when I guest lecture for before and after school programs. We spend a lot of time teaching kids teamwork, compassion and sharing, then sit them down and play a game that contradicts all of it. I find Dixit to be a great alternative too. Plus, the artwork is amazing. Great job on the video, keep up the good work!
This was the first video I've seen of yours, and you have a great mix of information and comedy.
Ticket to Ride is still one of my favorites to play with the family! First video to watch from you, and I wasn't disappointed. Look forward to more in the future!
Awesome video, hope to see more like it soon!
Nicely done. Entertaining and informative. Looking forward to watching more.
Really enjoying the channel!
Love your channel, and the characters you play. Keep up the great work!
I'm always looking for board game resources! Thanks!
There are two types of people in this world: people who have terrible memories of having their souls torn out in a game of Monopoly, and eldest siblings.
Great video, Jon! The whole content of Yours is brilliant. Keep it up :)
Love the video.... not sure how i found lol. But now i have to check out all your stuff. Nice board game collection btw
Great video! Hope your channel grows dude, and I'd love to win some new games! Cheers!
Great video! Avid board game player here although I have yet to play any of the games you mentioned in this video. I would love to try them out for next game night! And always remember, no monopoly.
Your videos are always great for both a laugh and great information! Thanks!
these videos are always so well written :)
Thanks for making a great channel about board games that has great, (and perhaps more importantly) concise videos. Sometimes I want to hear about a great new game, or want to see a clever opinion on an old one, but don't want to sit through 50 minutes of video. Well done.
this was really a fun watch. fantastic work! :)
btw why 1 winner insted of 5? :/
Love this video, and you're funny to boot. Def sharing this around with people I know.
Monopoly Deal gives me the nostalgia of Monopoly with all the card names/references, while giving simpler games that are more fun & don’t take very long.
Haven’t played a game of Monopoly since getting Monopoly Deal.
Love it, always great humor, keep it up!
First time I see your channel. Man you are hillarious!!! Love it!
Great video! I meet up with co-workers every other week to play board games, and I've learned that there's *so much stuff* that's waaayy better than Monopoly.
[Entering into the sweepstakes] - but also, good video! Well made points, especially with the alternative board games instead of just bashing on the bad one. Loved the characters and acting!
Found this from Shut Up and Sit Down, great channel!
Great video! Showed this to my wife whose family is big into board games (not Monopoly!) and she couldn't stop laughing! Funny and witty, and nice to see games that I've been enjoying for a long time!
Still my favorite CZcams video content creator :) Thanks for the hilarious content and great suggestions for games!!
One of the best videos yet, also I think you love Moon as much as I do, fantastically dark movie!
Thinking about starting a game club at our middle school. Thanks for the great ideas for better board games!
another great video, I've done college essays on this very topic. it was cool to see games that are counter to the pitfalls of Monopoly.
it might also have been a good talking point to take the positive things people see in Monopoly and highlight games which do those better, the simplicity and even some push your luck games.
Good points well made. And definite props for the Moon poster :-)
Very good video! The first I watched on your channel, but I will definitely be back! It was both funny and informative; bashing Monopoly in a light-hearted way. Well done
Great video! You're always good for a laugh.
Finding board games other than Monopoly was a blessing for someone as unlucky as me, great video!
Thank you for this. And you did it in a hilarious way. Keep churning out the videos please!
And thanks for the suggestions, I do want to check some of them out!
Dude, that was awesome! I showed your video to all my board game pals and they loved it. Now, that you and I are friends, can I have "Forbidden Island"?... Please? ..