Fired from a Gang, Uber’s Biggest Flaw & City Babies - Josh Johnson - This Week at the Comedy Cellar
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- Josh Johnson explains how his positivity got him ousted from a gang, critiques a key feature of the Uber app and describes the time he came face-to-face with a baby in a backpack.
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every new video i see of this dude, he looks younger every time
And more hair
Cause they keep reuploading the same video, this is an older one from a few years back.
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How old is he? He looks 19
It’s cause You’re going backwards
Josh Johnson is your favorite awkward cousin.
He's the American James Acaster
@@williamburgdorffjensen6248 THIS
“It’s like being in a bathtub, you can’t get out, the water’s dirty. And it’s racist”
I'm still trying to figure out why he can't get out of a bath tub...
It’s true. It’s sweaty,humid, hot, and every winter it turns into the North Pole.
Even the air sweats in the summer in Louisiana
@@StrangeTerror he has arthritis in his hands
Josh Johnson, cant wait to see him actually make it big, and he 100% will.
Well, he has already been on the tonight show so... :)
@@RhythmnOfThought gonna go check that out now , already saw this bit but why not again for good times haha, thanks m8 🦊
He is hilarious
He is friends with Taylor swift
@@tomasantonio6683 really how do you know?
"When I grow up I wanna be the person I am on the 1st date.".💀😂
This man really always brings a smile to my face
He’s a bad black man but he’s great at being white, a real commanding presence
Guess that's why he got kicked out the gang
Genuinely
Twilight Gardens presentations wtf are you talking about
@@jjonvhs.7408 i think its in reference to him saying "sometimes I don't feel black"
He is currently a writer on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and is a former writer and performer on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, where he made his late night debut...
He is pretty amazing and I wish he would still be doing stand up as well...
Well then what happened to his comedic genius and genuine humor
how do you get to write for those shows???? you just send in a spec script?
Hi Kim
What? He’s currently doing a stand-up tour.
Josh Johnson is just infectiously fun.
Found out about Josh a week ago, such a clever good vibe comedian. I hope he gets his own Netflix special someday
There's one on Peacock. The free stuff.
That Uber joke is too relatable, I’m always like “WHERE ARE THEY EVEN GOING!” LOL
Holy crap "That dude read" had me dying laughing
He so slept on. Mans deserve more clout.
Hi Danni
@@ericmoore2571 you said hi to about 4 girls and none of them want you
this guy is like the black version of hiccup from "how to train your dragon"
damn b. spot on.
@@chiefekonomist3914 ikr
Man, I was walking through the city a few weeks ago, sat down to have a smoke, and someone gave me two dollars and said "god bless you". I've never been so confused, I'm not homeless, but I guess I was lookin rough that day idk..
Lmao
The afro growing
"This man know he late and he's goin to Starbucks"
Me everytime I press snooze more than I planned the night before, except its 711 and I'm getting an energy drink so I can work like a person that manages their sleep
Josh Johnson has the coolest deadpan comedic delivery and flow!
Yo, the "girl scout" bit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I got that thin mint🤣
"You hungry? Everybody get hungry." lmao
Shortbreaaaad
Please buy my boxes of $5 cookies. I need to fund my entire troop
What's ironic is I usually leave the dispensary with girl scout cookies
“I’m Josh Johnson and I’m originally from Louisiana. Growing up in Louisiana was like being in a bathtub and you can’t get out...and it’s racist.”
Man I've already heard these jokes and I still rewatched and laughed my ass off because that's how funny Josh is, I can't wait for him to get big one day because he and Jaboukie Young-White have been my favs for a while and Jaboukie got on the Daily Show so Josh should at the very least get a Netflix special with front page promotion.
I'm in Louisiana right now, I'm a black new yorker (BORN IN BROOKLYN) in Louisiana temporarily (I hope) for work, his description is pretty on point. Like being stuck in a bathtub of dirty water, that's racist...
This place also has annual biblical plagues of pollen blooms and various insects and I think the moon turned to blood once. Well, not the moon part.
It's all the voodoo in the air over there
On behalf of my state. I’m so sorry 😐
@@Dinkdownn of course *you* haven't experienced racism in the Deep South; you're *white.*
@@Dinkdownn a black woman preventing you from committing an act of cultural appropriation is NOT an act of racism. 😒
Don’t forget the flood that happens every 50 years. I’m 60% sure it’s god trying to smite us.
his name is josh johnson and he looks like an angel. idunno what my point is but yeah
"Being too positive"
not gonna lie the entire video i was straightfaced but when the baby part came up i almost never laughed so hard "idk what you want me to do" lmaoooo
Josh looks like a microphone
😂😂😂😂 you ain’t have to go there.
Probably the most accurate thing I've seen all day
Danshelle Jones I had to 🤣🤣🤣
that's an 80s joke
He’s so awkwardly funny I love it
“I’m a baby what you want me to do “ priceless 😂😂😂😂
I was rinsing my nose with a neti pot while listening to this and I sprayed salty snot water all over my phone during the baby bit lmaoo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
TMI.....lol
A strong visual sir or ma’am
The first minute of this, when he was describing what growing up in Louisiana was like, had me cackling. The bathtub description?! HILARIOUS
im from sc and his description of louisiana fits perfectly but also theres a cockroach swimming in the water and cicadas are screaming outside
Got to meet Josh years back and he's seriously one of the nicest performers I've ever met. The dude killed it on stage afterwards. So glad to see this clip today.
He sounds like the lawyer from the boondocks 😭😭😭
Those out of sync blinks helped sell the baby impression so well.
That one thing was the one that sealed the deal
My favorit set of Josh
Idk why but his giggles are like the best. They instantly bring a smile to my face.
Damn I wish I hadn’t seen this before... I love Josh Johnson and wish he had more stuff online, he always brings a smile to my face and hes gonna make it big
I was gonna insult the cowboys but you support josh johnson so ig we good
He does nowww
@@djlaithie2525 YESSIRRRR ITS AO GOOD
Josh is quickly becoming one of my favorites in the stand up world of comendy!
Please continue, Mr. Johnson. I haven't seen any bad bits. You are needed.
The best thing to do with life, is enjoy it.
I've actually seen an uber driver drift perfectly to pick up his customers
"I'd like to be the guy I am on a first date." That's clever!
the only guy who can _always_ make me laugh. like idk how many friends i recommended him to when they were feeling off
What a legend.. From the UK I will pay good money to see his stand-up.. His delivery kills me.. Hats off to him
No matter how many times I hear his jokes they're still funny
Yell need to keep an eye on this guy. He's pretty good 🤣
"The advise I got when i first started was to quit." 😆
This is some wholesome content.. ❤️😂😂
His description of Louisiana is perfect
This guy is funny. His other set that y'all have on here was better tho.
Very true, already heard this set, still good tho
Hi Jesse
This guy is hilarious. Been binging him all day
I feel like he just reached a whole other level of funny. He's even better than in the past.
Really enjoyed it.
Need more Josh Johnson!
You so damn funny when you use the different voices. The timing is so unique and funny
Just discovered this guy today and he’s hilarious, I can’t get enough of him.
I love the Girl Scouts outside the pot store... Priceless!
I like him more everytime I hear more of his stuff he is a great writer. Good delivery too.
This guy's sound effects are REALLY GOOD!
imagine josh performing alongside dulce.
I love this bit about getting kicked out of the gang
You giggle.... I love this lil guy
That was great. I woulda loved if he did a call back to the years in New York bit when he was doing the baby joke like the baby was 1 year old but he had 5 years of New York living.
Just came across Josh today and I have to say that my algorithms did not fail me
Super hilarious, super talented. This is the next best thing in comedy
this guy need to blow up and get a netflix special
This guy is my #1 favorite comic.
When he suddenly shifted from calming asmr whisper to his regular voice it terrified me to the soul
The drive by and saying "sorry" afterwards. LMAO!!!
I haven't laughed this hard from stand up for a long time. Great content man.
His description of Louisiana at the beginning... 😂😂😂 I live in Louisiana, can confirm!
Josh Johnson is hilarious but shoutout to the guy that goes "HA HA" at 1:10
I love his delivery but I swear he's getting younger and younger every time I see him.
The baby bit is killing me! 🤣😂
I've seen most of this material already but it's still great again! I love this kid
Uber teleportation 🤣
This guy deserves to go far.
Why is he not a movie star yet?
People think he’s funny ? Really ? Well they are right, funny af
Had us in the first half ngl
i love watching this guys sets because you can always hear someone coughing in the back from laughing so hard
I haven't laughed like this in years! 😂
Josh, you're going to be a star!
3:00
🤣🤣🤣
Oh I just love the Uber Joke!
I love him so much!!!
"Yaaaaamean"
I’m a long haul truck driver so my boss knows exactly when I wake up and sleep. He knows when I stop to use the bathroom and where. My boss knows what I do all day everyday besides what I do when I’m done working for my day then 10 hours later he knows what I’m doing again
He has such a pleasant smile
I ended up WHEEZING. I'm laughing too hard.
smart comedy, love it. wish there was more of his work.
New fav comedian
dude, this is some quality gold
That description of Louisiana 😂😂😂
Ironically I usually get girlscout cookies in the dispensery too
Love this guy 😆✌🏻❤️🇬🇧
And we’re a gang! Lol
This guy is amazing 🙌🏽 I have to see him live 😂
Thank you for the greatly needed and appreciated laughs, stay well and God bless
My favorite comedian now
1:08 did someone just say: "Kakaww" 😂
josh johnson!!!! one of my favorite comedians for sure!!!
This kid is great 🤣
He is one of the best young comics I've seen!! Sooo funny!!
How does this man not have a special yet !?
I love you Josh!!! Too funnnyyy!
"Like IDK whatchyou want me to do, like"
Love you Josh! Great talent and cute.
2 of the best most underrated comedians both come from Louisiana
Who's the other guy