The Big Fat Quiz Show of Everything 2018 (Full Episode) | Absolute Jokes

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  • čas přidán 17. 11. 2023
  • Jimmy Carr is joined by Claudia Winkleman, Miranda Hart, Nish Kumar, Jonathan Ross, Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer battle it out to see who can remember most about... well everything!
    Annual British TV show with a comedy panel in the style of a pub quiz with questions relating to the events of the year just gone by.
    The Big Fat Quiz Show of Everything 2018
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Komentáře • 94

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull Před 7 měsíci +44

    Vic and Bob were on fire. "My name is James Bond... James Bond" is so simple and hilarious.

  • @julianevans9548
    @julianevans9548 Před 7 měsíci +75

    I love that Vic has loads of stories about famous people, and every single one of them is him doing something utterly bizarre.
    It's the very best kind of name-dropping.

    • @bc4yt
      @bc4yt Před 6 měsíci +4

      "Do you remember?" 😂

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras Před 6 měsíci +3

      @julianevens9548
      I just want a funny comedian, not a charity case. 6 out of 7 isn't bad. Although Claudia Winkleman would be a nightmare girlfriend.

    • @cannotfindmyshoes3
      @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 6 měsíci

      He's brilliant. Bob too.

    • @thurizaz795
      @thurizaz795 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I love that you believe the rubbish that comes out of his mouth lol

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras Před 4 měsíci

      @@cannotfindmyshoes3
      Bob yes

  • @st4rm4n3
    @st4rm4n3 Před 7 měsíci +40

    Bob Mortimer is so lovable that i can't help but smile like an idiot when he's on.

    • @joannmay-anthony1076
      @joannmay-anthony1076 Před 6 měsíci +4

      I love Bob on Would I Lie to You! and Claudia Winkelman. They are hysterical with their stories.

    • @st4rm4n3
      @st4rm4n3 Před 6 měsíci +1

      He's fantastic on WILTY, such a good storyteller.

  • @failuretolaunch4571
    @failuretolaunch4571 Před 7 měsíci +61

    Bob and Vic are the best duo out there. OBVIOUSLY 😊

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull Před 7 měsíci +2

      You might be the first person ever to call them Bob and Vic. Do you also enjoy the work of Dec and Ant?

    • @failuretolaunch4571
      @failuretolaunch4571 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Off course 😊

    • @cannotfindmyshoes3
      @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 6 měsíci

      Yes, I agree. Vic and Bob are the most intelligent and the funniest there. And joking aside, they ARE both very well read, very intelligent.

  • @mikegwillis
    @mikegwillis Před 6 měsíci +16

    I just love Bob Mortimer he is a national treasure!

  • @jofi4580
    @jofi4580 Před 6 měsíci +14

    Great line up.
    Vic and Bob on the same team is a brilliant move

  • @dannymetcalfe8279
    @dannymetcalfe8279 Před 6 měsíci +22

    I'm totally, completely, eternally, madly, hopelessly, and HELPLESSLY in love with Claudia Winkleman.

    • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
      @user-wm3bf7pi3u Před 6 měsíci +2

      She's insane on Would I Lie to You and I think she did something on Task Master.

    • @cannotfindmyshoes3
      @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Please take her away from us !
      (Actually I quite like her myself but I know she would be a nightmare to live with. You'd need a LOT of Valium. For both of you.)

  • @artursandwich1974
    @artursandwich1974 Před 7 měsíci +22

    Achy breaky Heart may be the only song that John Snow was sort of keeping the rhythm while doing his so-called "dancing". And I say it's absolutely amazing and adorable how he made an art and a forte out of not being able to dance.

    • @Frawt
      @Frawt Před 7 měsíci +2

      Also, I'm pretty sure, close to the only time his dancing wasn't almost exclusively him swinging his right arm around in circles for all of it. Love the man, but his ability to dance is - as you said - non-existant, and yet we still love to see it.

    • @artursandwich1974
      @artursandwich1974 Před 7 měsíci

      @@Frawt 😉🙂👍

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Před 6 měsíci +9

    1:25:39 - Jimmy foreshadowing his "I Literally Just Told You" quiz show which came along three years after this was filmed! 😲

  • @Cheskaz
    @Cheskaz Před 7 měsíci +23

    I'm genuinely so thrown by the pronunciation of Nestle (fuck that genuinely monstrous company) in that old ad at 1:11:00

  • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
    @user-wm3bf7pi3u Před 6 měsíci +7

    People say Jimmy is a robot but the "Don't Impress Me" bit makes me think Claudia is having a system meltdown and needs a major hardware upgrade.

  • @sylviah.1443
    @sylviah.1443 Před 7 měsíci +15

    1:25:10 to 1:26:17 i think that is the only time jimmy actually gave the answer when he was asked for it, just out of emotion. 😂 "i love you, claudia but no"

    • @danonck
      @danonck Před 4 měsíci +1

      Also the fact that he invented his future show "I literally just told you".

  • @50RatsinaCoat
    @50RatsinaCoat Před 6 měsíci +4

    Vic and Bob absolutely broke me with those Willy Wonka answers.

  • @blatant-One
    @blatant-One Před 4 měsíci +3

    I've been watching your show on CZcams in America and I'm learning to speak English very badly.

  • @nolanmcintyre14
    @nolanmcintyre14 Před 7 měsíci +13

    17:16 I'LL SLEEP WITH MARTIN, ME WOOD LOUSE
    I wonder if Bob Mortimer is accepting adoption applications

  • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
    @user-wm3bf7pi3u Před 6 měsíci +3

    I think the Monopoly pieces question could also be answered with the items the Polymorph turns into on "Polymorph" from Red Dwarf.

  • @jsio3820
    @jsio3820 Před 7 měsíci

    Thanks for posting!

  • @andrewcarson5850
    @andrewcarson5850 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Simon Pegg was a Milky Bar Kid. He does a great interview about the struggles he had with the part, with Alan Partidge. Emotionl stuff.

  • @arkansaninva
    @arkansaninva Před 4 měsíci

    This entire episode was chaos from beginning to end

  • @user-fo9mw2qp1b
    @user-fo9mw2qp1b Před 5 měsíci

    They all are amazing comedians ❤

  • @ironmaiden197
    @ironmaiden197 Před měsícem +1

    1:25:59 is definitely my favouite bit of this whole episode.

  • @scottwlson6033
    @scottwlson6033 Před 4 měsíci +1

    BOB AND THAT DUDE THAT FUCKED UP THE EGG TRICK 😮😅😅😅

  • @poilboiler
    @poilboiler Před 6 měsíci +5

    Isn't Jimmy's shaved bear fact from QI?

    • @lozinozz7567
      @lozinozz7567 Před 6 měsíci +1

      The shaved bears were actually promoted as ‘pig faced woman’

  • @mentalwig420
    @mentalwig420 Před 4 měsíci

    Lol Jimmy saying "I love you" Claudia. And they didn't catch it. 🤟🏽💯😊

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick Před 6 měsíci +4

    Thomas Edison *did not invent* the lightbulb. 💡He hired a huge team of technicians to develop a marketable (not permanent) filament for one he could make money from. The point was to turn the long-lasting lightbulb into a disposable item that people needed to buy continually instead of just once or twice in a lifetime.

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo Před 6 měsíci +1

      If I understand correctly the long-lasting ones, like the Centennial Light, are incredibly dim. I don't think it is conspiracy and that bulb manufacturers are deliberately withholding long-lasting bulbs that are also incredibly bright. We see how, for example, automotive halogen light bulbs that are brighter bulbs don't last as long and vice versa (long-life bulbs are dimmer), it's just the engineering tradeoff. While LED bulbs with more didoes that are driven less hard would last longer (and are offered in some markets), by necessity they cost more to manufacture and are sold at a higher price, so again there is a trade-off there.

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@TassieLorenzo My understanding is that the Centennial light is fed by a low-wattage dynamo - perhaps for obvious reasons. Cycling on and off will shorten the life of any incandescent bulb. A continuous duty glow at a moderate level will maximize the durability of any filament type. The tweaking of multiple factors is certainly a commercial decision.

  • @FloraMHorta
    @FloraMHorta Před 11 dny

    the puuuugs!!!

  • @garrygreen4814
    @garrygreen4814 Před 4 měsíci

    I always want Claudia to win

  • @Uatu-the-Watcher
    @Uatu-the-Watcher Před 7 měsíci +1

    Those famous bears roaming the English hillsides.

  • @krock90
    @krock90 Před 7 měsíci +10

    Fun fact: Aside from the Beatles themselves, Bob Dylan is the only musician featured on the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club album cover.

    • @donnahighley2940
      @donnahighley2940 Před 7 měsíci

      Dion is also there.

    • @Bryce3189
      @Bryce3189 Před 7 měsíci +2

      how is that fun at all?

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@Bryce3189 To quote Jeremy Clarkson from The Grand Tour: "He began that by saying 'it's interesting, isn't it?' and then proceeded to not be interesting for the next ten minutes!"

  • @CheeseballPax-iw3br
    @CheeseballPax-iw3br Před 7 měsíci +2

    I have never got one of those children stories

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers Před 4 měsíci

      That's because they're SHIT.

  • @ElliotG89
    @ElliotG89 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I can't help but feel that the Jonathans dogs scenario was kind of 'a bit' on his part that didn't really work?!

    • @bobbeorn
      @bobbeorn Před 6 měsíci +2

      Miranda acting like the dog was dragging by her around- that woman could anchor a cruise liner. Re: the dogs, listening to the poor buggers trying to breath under hot studio lights wasn't for me.

    • @cannotfindmyshoes3
      @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 6 měsíci

      It was a cheap shot. Those poor deformed dogs. It made me sick.

    • @michaelkluko3660
      @michaelkluko3660 Před 3 měsíci

      True ,, I got the same impression . It was just annoying !

  • @user-by6cp2xv8k
    @user-by6cp2xv8k Před 4 měsíci

    Filmed in the morning....Jimmy said it to the guests.

  • @jacksonbrown4112
    @jacksonbrown4112 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Can soeone make an edit of this with nish removed?

  • @tmarsden1878
    @tmarsden1878 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Jimmy Carr has some incriminating photos of Jon Snow, it's the only explanation, that or he got/gets him really drunk!?

  • @joannmay-anthony1076
    @joannmay-anthony1076 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I am paying monthly for no ads and but i am still getting ads as part of the video.

    • @50RatsinaCoat
      @50RatsinaCoat Před 6 měsíci

      Same here! I was so weirded out to have an advert after so long of not having them

    • @joannmay-anthony1076
      @joannmay-anthony1076 Před 6 měsíci

      @@50RatsinaCoatYeah made me pretty mad.

    • @SWAMPMONSTER5000
      @SWAMPMONSTER5000 Před 6 měsíci

      they’re nothing to do with youtube, they’re part of the video from wherever this person ripped the video from. skip past them you utter simpleton.

  • @dannysstart2218
    @dannysstart2218 Před 7 měsíci +2

    my mum had a craving for skips when she was preg, hasn't eaten them since giving birth.

  • @starrosborne7839
    @starrosborne7839 Před 6 měsíci +3

    It’s not the same without Richard ayoade

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore Před 6 měsíci +1

    Listening to those poor dogs struggle to breathe is fucking painful.

  • @mrmoran0077
    @mrmoran0077 Před 5 měsíci +2

    It's good to see nish laughing at his own jokes otherwise the show would be full of uncomfortable silences (or at least when he isn't shouting)

  • @xbfalcon83
    @xbfalcon83 Před 6 měsíci

    Eugene Shoemaker is not an "astrologist"

  • @mattofalltradez
    @mattofalltradez Před 5 měsíci +1

    Embedding ads in a CZcams video while uploading copywrited content. Shame.

  • @TKGTV
    @TKGTV Před 4 měsíci +1

    Uganda Hart? Coulda gone with MiRwanda Hart but nah

  • @cannotfindmyshoes3
    @cannotfindmyshoes3 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Jonathon...you also are overpaid. Many would say you are a massive pwick too.

  • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
    @user-wm3bf7pi3u Před 6 měsíci

    ASL = American Sign Language
    I = little finger up
    L = thumb and forefinger up
    Y = thumb and little finger up
    Add them all together and it spells ILY.

  • @IBIZAPT
    @IBIZAPT Před 5 dny

    I really want to watch this. But Nish Kumar is just awful. Could you do and edit with him taken out. Or just blur and mute him ? Guys a tool.

  • @jackbuff_I
    @jackbuff_I Před 6 měsíci

    Betty Hill WAS NOT AND IS NOT a "nutter" .... Jimmy, you cnut.

    • @jacobwatts1824
      @jacobwatts1824 Před 6 měsíci +2

      u got him there buddy

    • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
      @user-wm3bf7pi3u Před 6 měsíci

      He must have gotten her confused with Benny Hill.

    • @terranceparsons5185
      @terranceparsons5185 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Oh so she really was abducted by aliens then!

    • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
      @user-wm3bf7pi3u Před 6 měsíci

      @@terranceparsons5185 It's the teeth that clenches it for me, the aliens have been harvesting us as cattle since the dawn of time and they just now realized there are false teeth.

    • @jackbuff_I
      @jackbuff_I Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@terranceparsons5185 well yeah, after serious and extensive research she had no reason to lie. To even make a co-racial relationship public was an extremely risky thing to do. Her recollection of Zeta Reticuli was incredibly strange and very strong evidence of contact. Human scientist's didn't know about until decades later. I encourage researching it with an open mind.

  • @terranceparsons5185
    @terranceparsons5185 Před 6 měsíci

    Oh joy, no Richard Ayoade

  • @marcwilliams9824
    @marcwilliams9824 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Nish Kumar? No thanks. Bye.

  • @bumpty9830
    @bumpty9830 Před 6 měsíci

    You didn't win that war, mate, Russia and the US won that war.

    • @terranceparsons5185
      @terranceparsons5185 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Well let's be honest, the Germans lost because they attacked Russia before knocking Britain out of the war and then Hitler decided he was a better general than von Paulus, von Runstedt, Rommel, Guederian, von Manstein etc. If Britain fell, how would the US beat Germany? If Britain fell what would prevent an army 2 to 3 times as large taking Russia?

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers Před 4 měsíci

      You mean Canada and the Ruskies? The US only supplied cannon fodder.