Due to the recent actions of a specific tenant, we have been forced to update our community rules
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Reddit meme about how due to the recent actions of a specific tenant, we have been forced to update our community rules. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you. - Komedie
Do not tell residents you have a telegram for them, before furiously beatboxing
Ok noted
Ok
What if I do not own a telegram
ok
Detroit
The tenant that lead to all these rules sounds like a fascinating person to observe exist, awful to exist around
Amen
You explained it perfectly.
I would enjoy living within the sweet spot where I could see what was going on, but be far enough away to not become a target 😆
*led
Lead is a metal
@@cm4n63 *you're
Notice only one rule has “Being drunk” mentioned as the cause. Meaning the rest was done sober
If you wanna be lawyer-y about it you might also infer that climbing people's balconies and claiming to be Spider-Man while *sober* is fine.
The rest was done on coke.
@@Rissa_1322 all you gotta do is not yell, while climbing others balconies, you can drunkenly say "I am Spider-Man" as long as you aren't yelling.
@@underpar-p don't yell, shout
I mean, do you have to be drunk to yell drunkenly? Couldn't it simply be referring to a manner of speech?
So it's possible that *all* of these things were done while sober.
Don't worry (too much) guys, remember, we can still:
1: Feed the squirrels anything BUT nachos
2: Change the sign for the fitness center to fatness centre (you can also steal it if you want it)
3: Pull out Yu-Gi-Oh cards and send people to the shadow realm, as long as you don't threaten to
4: Climb YOUR own balcony and yell "I AM SPIDERMAN"
5: Place rent cheques on a landmine outside of rental office
6: Make rent cheques out to [INSERT INSULT DIRECTED AT MANAGEMENT]
7: Yell at the sun
8: Enter anywhere BUT the laundry room in a luchador mask and attempt to wrestle other residents
9: Yell "Order Up!" and throw anything BUT a hot dog at people as they walk past your window
10:
11: Drop a baby off the roof
12. Take a soccer goal post with the back net removed, place it in front of the neighbour's door, knock on it, and kick a soccer ball towards the door when they answer.
@@gauravalexanderminz8032
13. Enter the laundry room in boxing attire and fight other tenants for their belt.
Idk what i would do if i couldn't drop a baby off the roof, thank god
Wait, your British spelling gave me an idea
Maybe not Fatness Center, but how about Fatness CENTRE?
@@RealTrey19 very kunnin'
Mork would be proud
I love how some rules are capitalised, like “NO ZIPLINES” and “DO NOT YELL AT THE MOON”, the fact that they are specified means that he must’ve ziplined or yelled at the moon more times than once
Keep in mind it says "Due to the recent actions of a SPECIFIC TENANT", this means one SINGULAR person did these things enough times to end up making the landlord take action against them
Actually, this guy can't possibly be limited by those things, the landlord probably gave up adding rules by that point.
Also keep in mind that this is a joke and not actually real, obviously.
@@michielmanders9766 says who?
And “recently”, meaning that they did all of this in a relatively short amount of time
One singular person?
As opposed to what, a person who is really two people? Or a person who is really only half a person?
I think you meant to say "one SINGLE person."
He seems fun at parties. Shame about all the times he's not at parties.
first time ive seen that used for someone who actually would be fun at parties
He is prob fun before the drinks come in or when yelling at the moon..
He is where the party is. He is the party.
Story of my life, unfortunately.
Or she. 🤷♀️😉
~:~
These remind me a little of a classic piece of Internet lore I've always hoped was not a fabrication: Sparky's list of Things You're Not Allowed to Do in the US Army. My favorite bit was
"Do not bring gum to physical training unless you bring enough for everyone.
Do not bring gum to physical training even if you bring enough for everyone."
It's Skippy, and he's actually gone as far as to explain the context for some of them.
Despite being on the internet (in some capacity) since 1994...I'm amazed that this has eluded me into now!
_WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING INTERNET GEM!_
Thank you both! ❤🍻
My favorite variant on this format is Thing’s Mr. Welch is No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG. It has such gems as “37. They do not make black market illegal cyberware for rodents”, “I do not have weapon proficiency in cat”, “194. When the other guy in a duel picks swords for the choice of weapons, that doesn’t leave me with pistols”, “211. If at any point my dwarf takes on the mannerisms of Macho Man Randy Savage, he dies.”, “305. Anything my character does that ends up as errata I am retroactively forbidden from doing.”, “384. The titles of ‘Viking’ and ‘Obstretrician’ are mutually exclusive.”.
Mine was the second to last, “not allowed to go on nine deployments in six years I don,t have clearance for even if the army tells me repeatedly that I have it” - all this crazy stuff he did (well, some things he saw someone else do or was spontaneously told he wasn't allowed to do) on deployments and he wasn't even supposed to be there!
LMAOO I always wanted to try actually bringing enough for everybody whenever teachers said that. Legendary.
I don't know what more terrifying. The very unspecified rules like "No Ziplines", implying there have been too many individual incidents that listing all would be too long.
Or the extremely specific ones like "Do not enter the laundry room in a luchador mask and attempt to wrestle other residents.", which is just wild that people had to be prepared for this specific case
I think the most amusing thing is the range of fairly unique concerns goes from yodeling, to no zip lines
Right?! That legend is living it up!
I group both of these activities under the "alpine shenanigans" category
Guys its so funny! Almost like they made the paper and printed it for funny internet points
@@RichManSCTV0 yeah for sure. It's kind of like how comedy movies are fictional
Ah yes, ‘twas the joke
I love that the “no wrestling other residents” rule is confined to the laundry room specifically
wrestl in the hallway outside the laundry room
You can wrestle other residents anywhere BUT the laundry room.
The laundry room is sacred
Also, presumably, you can wrestle other residents in the laundry room without the mask.
I mean, maybe the apartment complex has a gym
Oh my gosh, IT IS ahahaHaha
This feels like a hilarious piece of storytelling you get if you inspect a door in a game like Undertale to foreshadow an extremely goofy character.
I can see sans doing most of these things, the only reason he wouldn't put a luchador mask and wrestle other people is because it is too much wor.
Deltarune leak
Honestly just sounds like the most fun free-spirited neighbour a person could ask for
A quote I saw said something along the lines: "It's not about winning or losing, it's about how many new rules they have add to the book because of you."
This is my life mantra
Well for both your sakes I'm glad we're already past making rules for murder and other violent crime then.
Have you ever played Monopoly and collected all the 1s? Do it once and you'll find a new house rule next time you play xD
D&D
@@tinkerermelon6599 you madlad, that's a brilliant idea! 😂
Because these rules were all added recently, I like to think that somehow all of these things happened in one night.
As part of a singular incident
All of which occurred within an hour as well
@@xionkuriyama5697 And directed toward the same person
Damn, and not even from the aftermath of a party - it was just one dude having an awesome night when the zoomies hit randomly while watching Jeopardy re-runs.
When the Bois try coke for the first time
I had a lease that specified "do not practice band instruments on the premises" once.
This very much has a ‘everything dr bright is not allowed to do at the foundation’ vibe, I love it.
Dr Bright is no longer allowed to rent an apartment for any reason.
Or be in the apartment
Or see the apartment
Or know the apartment
This is the kind of person you would love as a friend and hate as a roommate.
I'd rather not have a "friend" like that, so leave me out of your theory, please, and thank you (I have a lot of good friends who say the same thing---"Nope, no, no way, no how, don't want an idiot like that around me!")
@@jb6712 wow u must be fun at parties
I'd love him as a roommate
@@jb6712 Good thing nobody was talking to you lol
@@jb6712 damn, thats crazy bro
It's funny how you can tell how serious the incident was by how short the rule is.
"No Ziplines" feels like it has an entire saga of shenanigans behind it.
And trips to the ER
Not to mention repair bills.
@Dominotik Ivan Tulovskiy Emergency Room in the hospital.
We don't talk about
*No one talks about that*
@@kanchanbala1457 Especially in America.
LOL, "Do not put the rent checks in a bear trap," had me rolling on the floor! Thanks, I really needed a laugh this morning. 🤪
This really has a "things Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do at the Foundation" vibe to it.
The fact that someone has done all these insane things in one apartment complex is very concerning
Disappointingly, the note is a fake made by Obvious Plant
You could say these actions were complexx,,,,, , ahhahhh ,,
I think you mean FUCKIN RAD
You mean "fucking amazing", right?
@Wait What Was I Saying? Come closer.....I have something for you.....
DUNK!!! Right on your head!!!
- Do not climb other people's balconies while drunkenly yelling "I AM SPIDER-MAN" -
What's the point of living then?
Well I mean, it's fine if you're sober.
They never said you can't climb the balconies while yelling "I AM SPIDER-MAN" in a non drunken fashion. Just like they never said you cannot yell at the sun.
As someone who had a not even really that drunk neighbour ring their doorbell at 5.35 in the morning for no real reason, your comment infuriates me. Just the tiniest bit.
Plot twist: The landlord is Mr. Ditkovich
Well, I will do it yelling "I AM BATMAN"
Clearly this tenant is living his/her best life.
“DO NOT YELL AT THE MOON.” sounds like a weird spin-off of the creepypasta, “Don’t look at the moon.”
So if I am sober while climbing onto other people's balconies yelling "I AM SPIDER-MAN" it's fine?
yes
It's also fine to wrestle other tenants in the laundry room as long as you are not wearing a luchador mask
Yes, it's says in the rule. Go for it
So I can have loud music UNTIL 10 pm
@@reianvinceclaros6175 Well you can wear a mask, just not a luchador one.
"Do not yell at the moon" sounds terrifying without context
like a creepy pasta title
"Do not yell at the moon, the moon finds it annoying."
Is there even any context to this
His throne
Sooo.... Singing at the moon is allowed (as long as it not yodeling)?
This feels like a situation where everyone would refer to that tenant like Timmy’s dad refers to Dinkleburg, except they actually have a reason to hate the neighbor
The specific resident: "my goals are beyond your understanding"
This would be so much less magical if it weren’t for the fact that the notice says “tenant” meaning it’s one madlad doing all these things and getting them all banned simultaneously, also implying that all these things were occurring within a short enough time frame to all be put on the same notice. And while I can’t confirm this one, I also like to believe that this notice is worded the way it is because the tenant is still living there and hasn’t been evicted yet
I like to imagine the entire complex is just full of idiots doing different stupid things, and that it’s become such a daily occurrence for them that they need a list of things NOT to do
I like to think of this as a monthly newsletter moreso than a one-off notice
@@ryanbui2046 Must be Troy and Abed's apartment complex
I feel as if they should be evicted,but the tenant specifically says it’s not a rule you can’t evict not a rule and the property manager is like ahhhhh shhhhiet
@@ryanbui2046 i wanna live there lmao
I like how the trick-or-treating rule says "and its halloween," implies the tenant didnt even go trick-or-treating on the actual holiday, just fucked around in a costume asking for candy in the middle of June
"Halloween? It's fucking June." - one really well-made Spider-Man voiceover meme
Probably after he'd been in the laundry room
Costume? Who said anything about a costume?
smh can't believe they don't observe summerween
In the Byzantine liturgical tradition, All saint's day always falls the Sunday after Pentecost, as opposed to November 1st in the West (the Eve of which is October 31st, called All Hallow's Eve or Halloween). Thus, the Eve of this feast is always the Saturday after Pentecost, which, in most years, occurs in June. Thus, one could make the case that this Saturday that most often falls in June is technically Halloween. Whether the management will consider this valid (presuming they are a kid) is another matter though...
I would love to get to know this specific tenant, seems like a fantastic person to be around
I feel we missed out on a wonderful cctv moment with this one. ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL PSYCHO FOOTAGE!!!!
"No trick-or-treating unless you are a kid *and it's Halloween* "
So, how many days out of the year did this specific tenant go trick-or-treating?
@Among Us except halloween
I like to image they did it random times throughout the year, but only at night.
It's a Spooky Month
how many breads have you eaten in your life?
EVERY DAY except halloween itself
This landlord and all the tenants just had that moment you realize you're a nameless extra on a sitcom...
This isn't anime. Or manga. Or anything even vaguely related to the- wait, there was a Yugi-Oh reference, wasn't there? Never mind, as you were, Citizen.
@@thebighurt2495 You seem to hurt! Was it that man again? Oh, I won't say my name!
I would absolutely watch a sitcom where the main character does nothing but chaotic stuff like this
Mustache guy! Youre everywhere arent you?
he's here!
Alright, challange accepted, i will find a way to bypass almost every rule in the list
1: Place them outside other people's door
2: Play very loud anything that isnt music after 10pm then
3: I couldnt find a way
4: Feed the squirrels anything but nachos, or feed anything but squirrels nachos
5: Change the sign to anything but Fatness Center
6: Pull out any cards that arent Yu-Gi-Oh cards and then threaten to send residents to "The Shadow Realm"
7: Just climb other people's balconies while yelling "I AM SPIDER-MAN" in a non-drunk way
8: Another one i couldnt bypass
9: Place the rent checks in a bear trap inside the rental office
10: Just put any other insult, get creative
11: Yell at the sun instead
12: This one has a couple options, you can enter any room but the laundry room in a luchador mask and attempt to wrestle other residents, you can enter any room without a luchador mask and attempt to wrestle other residents or you can enter the laundry room in a luchador mask and wrestle other residents, if its just an attempt its banned, if you manage to do it its fully allowed
13: Just go treat-or-tricking, its that simple
14: You can just throw the hot dogs without warning, you can say something other than "Order Up" before throwing the hot dogs, or you can do that as people walk past other people's windows
15: Just dont knock, find another way to beat at the door that cant be considered knocking
3. Yodelling was invented for long distance communication. Another similarly annoying form of old simple long distance communication are bugle calls. So just wake up the entire neighborhood with a bugle call each day at 6am.
I can attest to this as I worked apartment maintenance for a year and uh we had our share of interesting people.
As a repair guy for an apartment complex this is really, horrifically accurate...
Oh God. I hope your job will be a little easier from now on.
You are part of the problem.
@@notinterested8452 What, the problem of not enough Laundry Luchadorés?
You work for the enemy.
@@notinterested8452 He's a ruiner of fun. Bringer of gloom.
you see, these are exactly all the problems of living in modern homes and in close proximity to other humans. if i cannot yell at the moon while ziplining to the fatness center, yodeling in between the screams and throwing nachos at wrestling squirrels, then this is a sad and empty life and i need my own property where i can do all these things to my heart's content.
We live in a society 😔😔😔
Relatable.
Fuck yes K Fogo, Fuck yes
Having your own property is more modern than living all bunched up in an urban center or village and you know it lol. What you mean to say is you wanna buy a large amount of land in the countryside.
But who you gonna wrestle with, K Fogo?!
😀
I love how it goes from normal rules to oddly specific
i can imagine the great deceased radio team Bob & Ray doing this. "memorandum to tenants from the management of Bob & Ray Towers Apartments." one of their many business ventures including the House of Toast and the Overstock Surplus Warehouse.
Remember, whenever you encounter a rule that seems dumb... There's probably a story.
Alabama and Mules
And that's why employees at a certain hardware store chain cannot give themselves a discount to plastic bags
All these rules make sense.
It's sad that they actually have to state them.
In The Netherlands, everything and more is assumed to be adhered to by regular people.
No loud music after 09:30 PM, apart from Friday and Saturday.
If anyone puts out their trash on any other day but garbage day, they will be told in no uncertain terms not to do it again.
What do you get if people do not adhere to unwritten rules?
You find out you're living in a ghetto.
Or NYC.
I want to hear these stories.
@@mikhaeel9867 …is it cause of murdering people????
Not sure if I can agree with all of those rules, but at least stepping in front of cars to default dance isn't forbidden yet
Anyone who plays fortnite should step in front of cars
@@bayerischemotorenwerke5252 agreed 🤝 show them those dance moves!
@@bayerischemotorenwerke5252 The ones going fast
@@igorino1767 Default dance on the interstate so more people see you :D
That's a self-correcting problem. Try that in front of my car and it will only happen once.
This made me feel so much better after a rough week. Thank you!
And I was wondering why, at my old workplace, it specifically said in the contract to leave and enter the building through the doors, and not climb in and out of the windows as shortcuts.
The part with the Yugioh cards was especially appalling. Everyone knows that you need to issue a challenge to *duel monsters* before you can send someone to the shadow realm.
Exactly. This poser is like Titan from GX.
Purple realm* :P
@@blahblah9036 lean realm*
But maybe it’s considered an automatic default forfeit if you don’t have a deck to play with when issued a challenge (a scenario for which there is no precedent in universe as everyone and their grandma apparently carries around stacks of colourful cardboard if nothing else)
@@waterunderthebridge7950 Nope, shadow games operate under a system where both combatants accept the challenge. A game needs to be played otherwise it can’t be initialized. There’s no if ands or buts. It’s when when Marik and Yami Marik were facing off for a moment in battle city, regular Marik couldn’t participate in the game and thus a shadow game couldn’t be initialized since Tea has no deck to use so Yami Marik just opted for murder.
The fact that these rules are all in one apartment building, but also all due to the *same guy* sends me
At that point, just leave. Any apartment that hasn't kicked that guy out isn't worth living in.
@@thermophile1695 Nah, stick around. He keeps the rent low
@@cam4636
I don't believe that any landlord would rather lower their rent than kick someone out and make them homeless.
Rent's staying the same either way.
would love to meet whoever got these new rules set in place. seems like a fun person
this landlord will NOT be spared in the revolution
I know everyone assumes the same tenant is responsible for all these, but consider: just the most chaotic collection of neighbors to exist
They said, "a specific tenant", though.
@@jeffbenton6183 maybe it was because one tenant snitched on all the others
I see two very different TV shows here: The bad one, which follows one normal guy living in an apartment building full of eccentric residents, and a really good one, which follows an absolutely insane man as he messes around in his apartment complex.
The former would probably be on Nickelodien and be targeted at the little snobs we call "10 to 14 year olds," specifically the ones who do not seem to be able to handle the hormones now being released into their bodies.
Be tenant
Its 10:15 pm
Just got tackled while getting my laundry out of the drunker
Trip on a garbage bag omw to my room
3 squirells jump out and vomit nachos on my new shoes
Another tenant chases the squirells away with a pack of yu gi oh cards
One of them explodes into a dark cloud that disappears
Another sets off the bear trap and decapitates itself, nachos spill everywhere
The 3rd one hops on a zip line and gets away
Thank the kind yu gi oh man with rent money i just stole from the greedy asshole downstares
Sit on my couch and listen to some heavy metal to relax
Feeling cute, might yell at the moon later idk
Spiderman climbs on my balcony
Reach for the bucket of hotdogs
I throw one at him
Miss
The drunk asshole falls off anyway
Hear him crash into the Fatness Center below
Trick or treaters knock on my door
Weird, its the middle of June
Open door
Get "duncked on"
Fall asleep to the sound of yodelling
@@dannypipewrench533 Screw you. The 'one normal tenant' show idea has a lot of potential.
I like to imagine that rather than it being some 20 something person, it’s actually somebody’s grandma who did all those things
Now I’m imagining an elderly person running around doing stuff like this while their child/grandchild goes chasing them around to stop them.
This immediately makes this so much better.
Sitcom
@@nobodyanon yes but if you imagine the grandmas name is Karen it makes it worse again
"Abuela! TAKE. YOUR. MEDS!"
this man needs to join forces with Spinel, the Collector, Discord, and Bill
lord knows they would all learn a few things about how this realm really works, lmao
The "DO NOT YELL AT THE MOON" sounds more like a warning than anything else
Welcome... to Night Vale
Will it respond?? Perhaps if you're the chosen one?
If my ability to have a night life was governed by the phases of the moon, I'd have some harsh words for it, that's for sure.
Cue Local58 "Do Not Look at the Moon"
Ozzy Osbourne: am I a joke to you? (Song titled Bark at the Moon). Or is barking different than yelling?
These rules won’t stop anything. This guy is way to creative for rules to work
They have made a tremendous mistake by forcing this person to “get creative”.
The hilarious thing is that they honestly reckon his “creative” behaviours are limited to this list
Can't they just evict him?
Fun Fact: Anyone can type a random set of rules on a word doc. You don't actually have to be a property manager.
This is like reading the Sims 3 patch notes
If there is a weird rule, there is a history behind it
If that's true, then this post is a whole museum
@@hero_blade4113 technically yes
For a while when I was in the Navy, I worked in the HAZMAT division of my ship. I liked to read the Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS) on different items, like paints, greases, urinal cakes, etc.
For one heavy machinery grease, it read "Not to be used as a human lubricant"
There is always a story behind rules and warnings, and sometimes you are better off not finding out why and just accept it.
(Edit) BTW, urinal cakes are the least hazardous "hazardous material" on a ship.
One of the student halls at my old university had to put up notices saying “please refrain from masturbating in the showers”, because the place had shared bathroom facilities and the sheer volume of spunk collectively produced by the guys living there was fucking up the plumbing system.
That’s an actual thing they have to warn people of now. “We beg you, our plumbing bills are through the roof, please, please stop ejaculating in the common areas”. Humans are amazing.
I’ve lived at two different universities and both of them had a rule that said, “No throwing furniture out of windows.”
“NO ZIPLINES”
Crap, he caught us…
ZIPLINE AWAY!!!!!
what is a zipline? What does ziplining something means?
@@buckwheat_flower A zipline is a taut metal cord attached to two poles, one higher than the other to allow you to place something over the cord and hold it from underneath and zip across the line to the lower pole.
You would never forget this person.
The while dunk on them thing is both hilarious and genius 🤣
Yes it's crazy that someone obviously did each of these things so now they have to have rules about them. Know what's crazier? The specific wording of the rules leading to some curious loopholes:
4. Feeding the squirrels tacos, pizza or sushi is acceptable.
5. Changing the sign to "Fitness Sinners" is not a problem.
6. It is fine, however, to cast MTG spells on other residents.
7. You may climb other people's balconies and yell "I AM SPIDER-MAN!" if, and only if, you are sober.
9. Placing rent checks in an elephant snare is admissible.
10. If you refrain from censoring the word, you may address your rent checks this way.
11. Yelling at the sun is fine. Also yelling at the stars, such as during a New Moon, is fine. Eclipses are Okay.
12. Please keep your wrestling of other residents in luchador masks to your respective rooms.
13. Impromptu caroling, however, is encouraged.
14. Do not give people warning when you do this.
and finally,
15. Learn how to golf, you simpletons.
So it's you.
@@edmardisla8492 The Prophecy is true
He is most likely supposed to infer not do these things and not that the rules are necessarily only what they say.
So for example, he is NOT supposed to wrestle other residents if they do not want to wrestle, not that he should not do it while wearing a mask in the laundry room specifically.
It is possible that, someone so cooky, would not infer the unwritten rules from this. I think they should've just made it apply more broadly and help get their message across to him clearly.
Feeding anyone except yourself sushi is a crime against humanity, unfortunately.
Dude if you are not a lawyer you need to be one!
This is fine, as long as I can still wrestle people in the laundry room WITHOUT a luchador mask.
not all luchadors wear masks
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong laundry room, the leather club's two doors down.
@@darkjemdude Wut
I want to meet the legend that made these rules necessary I’m sure he could teach me much in the dark art of trickery
the shadow realm one is just great
So… we can climb up residence’s balconies and soberly yell “I am Spider-Man”
Gotcha.
It’s nice to see people finding smart work arounds
This gives me “Things Dr.Bright is Not Allowed to do at the Foundation” vibes
Reads these rules. Considers them.
"Laws are but feeble attempts by the weak to restrain the powerful."
Place "assholes" after "powerful" and you'd be correct.
on a real note though, humans can make the stupidest laws sometimes. (not talking abt the videog
@@patricksanders858 Seething detected
My university's accommodation guide specifies in the residency agreement "no catapults" and I want to know that story.
History majors be like that
So you can still build trebuchets, eh?
@@keyboardegg931 ...thank you for pointing that out
@@keyboardegg931 you beat me to it
Your university has was sadly negligent when limiting the type of midieval seige weaponry you are allowed in the dorms or on the roof. Balistae are obviously superior, and any dorm which can't throw together a balista from spare parts in the equipment storage room without the management noticing is not worthy of intra-dorm competitive historical war reenactment competition trophies, and the history department and engineering department will mock them. My wing in my dorm building back in university was called Helm's Deep and we managed to protect our nice sofa in our common room from theft for almost three years with no successful thefts, so I know that seige weaponry is vital to successful dorm life. We lost a few kettles and a microwave, but no sofas or mini-fridges were ever successfully carted off to Enemy common rooms. As part of the war, we even got the cargo elevator turned off at night to prevent easy furniture theft and "Fire Safety Concerns 🥺". We also only ever had 1 guy kidnapped and painted with blue house paint so casualties were low.
This gives very strong “Things Dr. Bright is Not Allowed to do at the Foundation” vibes
The “order up” one, just imagining it had me absolutely dead.
I think me and this guy would be great friends.
@Don't read profile photo ok
This guy sounds like me if I didn't care about consequences ngl
@Don't read profile photo ok
@Don't read profile photo ok
@@InternalRevenueService69 yeah there are great cosequences for his actions
ok im sorry but theodore wanted some nachos and i just couldnt let him down
but he's a chipmunk, not a squirrel
@@funkytime69 ok but then how come the squirrel emoji 🐿 and the chipmunk emoji 🐿 are the same thing
@@randominternetguy8460 there is no squirrel emoji
it is only chipmunk
@@funkytime69 He got you real good and that is all you have to defend yourself?
Ah, Theodore, gotta love that squirrel guy
This just invoked a very specific memory where I was like 5 or so, and my 7 yr old sister was standing in the doorway to my mothers room. I call to her, then immediately lob a basketball pillow (the really dense type) RIGHT at her face, so as she turns around, she immediately gets sent flying straight into my mothers room, basketball pillow on face, and lands in the most comical fashion possible, pillow still covering her view, too confused to respond... I did not get in trouble
I like that “drunkenly” yelling that you are Spider-Man implies that it’s perfectly alright to climb on other residents’ balconies yelling that you are Spider-Man as long as you are sober
Loopholes:
1: You can place trash bags outside your window
2: You can place your speakers around the building and blast annoying music (not loudly) after 10 pm
3: You can scream very loudly
4: You can feed squirrels hot pockets
5: You can change the sign to read "Fitness Sinner"
6: You can pull out Monopoly cards and threaten to send them to Jail
7: You can climb other people's windows while drunkenly yelling "I AM SPIDERMAN"
8: You can have monkey bars
9: You can place rent checks over a tripwire which then opens up a hole in the floor into an infinitely deep abyss
10: You can make rent checks out to "You Greedy Motherfuckers" so long as it isn't censored
11: You can yell at the sun
12: You can enter the laundry room wearing a different mask and wrestle other residents
13: You can go "pip-pip"ing during Halloween instead of "trick-or-treating"
14: You can yell "Free Samples!" and throw hot dogs at people as they walk past your window
15: You can attach a basketball hoop above their door, ring their bell, and then dunk on them when they answer.
16: You can tell residents that you have an S.O.S. for them, before furiously beatboxing
you genius
@@enclaveenjoyer3410 thx
Or you could climb on top of people's balconys and yell "I AM SPIDERMAN" while not being drunk.
@@nintendoboy3605 that's not a sober activity
@@PandaOverlord-Miku And everything else on this list is?
This mad lad is an absolute agent of chaos and I don't think anyone can stop him
Those rules won’t hold him down forever…
This sounds like a parody to the list of things Dr Bright isn’t allowed to do at the SCP foundation
ONE GUY, one SPECIFIC resident, did all of this...WTF!?
Ok but that rule about sending people to the shadow realm is bogus. How the hell am I supposed to defend myself if some guy wants to jack my cards?!
Bro, you can't, you always gotta concealed carry a deck with you at all times.
Simple if the shadow realm isn't available then we simply resort to card games on motorcycles after all it isn't our fault if they crash
I think the real problem here is it being an empty threat. Pretty sure you need a melenium item to do such a thing.
@@toekneemart5597 and if that fails we play card games in space, then WE GO MULTIVERSAL
@@Gr3nadgr3gory who's to say they don't have one?
I feel like there's probably no need to ban all these things. The guy seems creative enough to come up with something new every day and never repeat it.
I'm excited for the new rule changes coming up.
i find it impressive that this amazing person is still a tenant
Someone out there living his best life
I love that it started out normal enough with things like “no music after 10PM” and just progressively got weirder and more specific
I don’t know what’s funnier. The fact that they had to draft up a full new set of rules for one tenant’s actions specifically, or the fact that ONE GUY did all of these things, and is still living in that apartment
Honestly this seems like a test if anything.
"Alright we need to evict this dude"
"What? Gary, he's a one-man television network! He's pay-per-view-worthy!"
"You got any better ideas?"
"Yes"
If was the landlord they would be on the streets after writing checks to "you greedy mother f****ers", i bet they're loaded af so in the end the landlords can't really complain
It's not real pal
It would also be funny if each one of these rules was created because of a different tenant.
Who said it was necessarily one guy? It could have been one Gal (Gadot, Wonder Woman)!
The "no yodeling at any time" gets me.
I will send people to the shadow realm with Pokémon cards now.
Yodeling, trick or treating as an adult when its not Halloween, showing up in a luchador mask and trying to wrestle people, dunking on neighbours, among other things. This guy is YOLO personified.
I feel like I know a guy who would totally be capable of this kind of chaos
Plus, feeding squirrels nachos and climbing other people's balconies, pretending to be Spiderman.
The fool didn't consider that I could change Fitness Center to "Fitness Can't". The rules are too special, they only seek to stop what has already happened, but not what will
I love how it just starts out normal but completely goes haywire by rule 4
The apartment complex I used to live in had the oddly specific rule posted by the pool "please don't use the pool if you are suffering from diarrhea,"
I love how this starts relatively reasonable, but then it escalates and you’re left to wonder just how old the tenant was, exactly.
That experimental stage that some of us never grow out of. Age sometimes doesn't count.
This is literally just the “Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do.” But in real life.
its just Dr. brights appartment complex not knowing what they're dealing with.
Yes, but even more extreme.
The yodeling one got me. I yodel!
Do not feed the squirrels nachos, and no yodeling had me already
This person is the very definition of Chaotic Neutral. A Hero to some, a Villain to others.
The fact that "no ziplines" is in all-caps implies that the landord was personally effected by that one, which just makes it even funnier 😂
This is a certified Jeaney Classic. An undeniable banger
They can't change the rules for everyone because of the actions of one person; that's a form of collective punishment. Collective punishment is prohibited according to Article 33 of the Geneva Conventions (IV). *Enforcement of any of those new rules is technically a war crime.*
Landlord is just upset that he got dunked on.
That tenant is living their best life, in spite of everyone else living in that building.