As a non-American, if there's one thing I've learned on the internet, it's that whenever a news article starts with the words "Florida man", it's going to be something batshit crazy.
@@STONKS0897 Nice try Florida Man, but it'll take more than that for me to trust you around MY alligator... But seriously, those are words that I never thought I would say together, in my life. Thank you for giving me the excuse to say them.
I can't believe no one has mentioned that the reason the dog at 2:46 is holding a brick is because it's owner taught it to drops bricks on people who would ring his doorbell. I aspire to be that man and have nothing but respect for him and his pittie
8:25 Fun fact: this is a hornworm, not a caterpillar. They just stay that way and eat and eat and eat and get HUGE. Also while a favorite food of many lizards, however if you use them too much, the lizards are known to get addicted and refuse all other foods.
The baby to its parents: "You have displeased me, mortals." The mom: "Honey, call the priest, the baby's possessed again." Dad: "Again? That's the third time this month!"
I love the crow gang thing, imagine if he moves somwhere and the crows follow him and keep giving him money. That'd be a stable source of income right there!
As a child, I got my own boss name. I liked to throw stuff out the second story window, so my name was "Destructo". They even gave me one of those employers name tags that said "Hello, My Name Is Destructo". I'd wear that to parties.
Fool, you must fight the council of Florida Men, each on specializes in their own form of utter insanity, and should you beat them all, you will gain access to a fight with the forbidden Florida Man
The cow at 6:39 is literally SCP-4158, AKA Big Charlie, who cannot feel pain, eats anything out in front of him, and is constantly growing above average tasting steak
For a moment I thought you were serious and was about to be like “you do realise that Big Charlie has an underdeveloped birdhead right” then I reread your comment
6:47 I think that's Blossom. She was in the Guinness World Record for worlds tallest cow. She past in 2015. Her most biggest size was at the age of 8 years old but since cows shrink a little when they get older... but she hadn't changed to much. This is what I know about so I apologize if I said something incorrectly. (I think it's Blossom, it looks like her.)
@@grawlinson4045 my guy from wales is rapping an undead rapper from the dead, he raps and taps out bit gets back up again oooooo! The under mining mothertrucka skelli boy is raping just to get the beer to drink the beer to sell the beer *to be the beer* OOOOOOO!! like my rap?
The Level 5 Rat is actually the miniboss you have to deafeat near the start to get access to the Side Quests via the Hub area, the hub area happens to be the floor the rat has claimed. Floor 1 is Tutorials and the NPC shop, Floor 3 is Online features.
I'm glad the bigfoot hunters don't come for my kneecaps, all they ever want to do is get grainy images of me and make casts of my footprints for some reason
@@Jack5628 well it all started when Dr. ■■■■ ■■■ got his job. It was ■■/■■/■■■ and it was a normal day. We are still convincing ppl that scp isn't real.
1:58 Florida has some of the most extensive transparency laws in the country. So it's not that they have more craziness than the other states, it's just easier for their newspapers to find out the details that lead to these sorts of headlines.
fun fact:that evil spirit that possessed the baby is what is known as a stand they are the measurement of your life energy and only a stand user can see a stand (except for when it doesn't) only a stand can harm a stand and finally any damage done to the stand will reflect to the user (except for when they don't)
I just now noticed at the bottom of His Name: Gort, is Crimes: SEVERAL ACCOUNTS OF MURDER. It is something that belongs on surreal memes. Love the content!
Imagine sitting in your house one evening, the fireplace is warm and you it's just cool enough to have an occasional breeze, you're wrapped in a warm blanket and enjoying a nice warm hot chocolate and then suddenly, you're rap battling a dead horse
I got hit by Flosh the kneecap bandit pretty hard when I was in the womb. I ended up growing up with an autoimmune disease that gave me over flexible kneecaps causing me to dislocate them completely about 6 times in my life so far.
@@thesleepytyrannosaurusrex297 No. Unlike in JJBA this is just about never a good thing, and there is little upside to it. Hauntings like this usually escalate, they start out innocuous, and little by little become darker and more dangerous. At first they just play regular games, gain the child's trust. And then the spirit starts saying things to the child. Suggesting things, small things. Pranks at first. New games. Little tricks. And the tricks get more and more extreme, more and more deadly, the child doesn't know any better so they don't realize they might actually hurt anyone. But the spirit is out to kill someone. Anyone. It starts telling the trusting child to play more dangerous games, both by themselves and on others. Until there's a death... the child's, someone else... Often the child gets stopped by the parent, who explains how bad what they're doing is, but the spirit is still there, whispering, but now it's being ignored, so it gets angry and violent and directly dangerous. It starts pulling more and more dangerous poltergeist-like tantrums until it manages to satisfy itself by killing someone, or is cast out by a priest or spiritualist of some kind or another.
@@songbird6414 It isn't. That little girl might be, or maybe was, in trouble. Why she could see Beto and the camera could, I can explain. Everything a person sees is like a movie in a theater for the brain. And like any movie, before the big show where the conscious mind sees it, the editing crew of the subconscious mind edits the footage of everything it knows is impossible or shouldn't be there. I call this Second Sight, and the unedited raws First Sight. This is why ghosts show up in cameras and photos but weren't seen by people present. Cameras don't have Second Sight, they are exclusively First Sight. They just show you what was there, the naked truth. Why is it your mind doesn't edit out the ghost in the photo/recording? Because photos and recordings trick the editors. The Second Sight 'editors' only see dots of ink on photo paper or dots of color on a screen changing color or a speaker emitting random noise. Your conscious mind assembles the dots of color into images and the random noise into sounds, so it slips past your built-in censors. You still see or hear the edited-out thing and react to it though. You just don't notice it consciously. If you have ever been somewhere and just froze up, staring at nothing for no reason, scared of an empty room against all logic? Congrats, your Second Sight is having something edited out. Children's Second Sight needs time to develop and learn what needs editing out, so children often see with partial First Sight at any given time. That's why children see or hear ghosts and such more frequently than adults do. Second Sight isn't just sight, it affects four of the five senses. Just not touch. Never touch. That's why adult ghost experiences are most commonly a phantom touch, slap, shove. Your mind will not edit those, because if something can touch you, it can hurt you, and needs immediate reacting to on a conscious level as a result. Ghostly sights and sounds and smells can be safely ignored.
The one with the crows bringing back money for breadcrumbs is like the start to a creepypasta, you may wanna call the police if they start bringing back teeth
Day 1 of commenting Rasputin Lyrics until Emkay has noticed Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians
0:53 a pre-hardmode enemy that spawns with 1/40 chance every night and when the tavernkeep is around, there can only be one. 250 hp, 27 df, 27% dr, will try to damage only the tavernkeep, and if it successfully eliminates the tavernkeep, then the tavernkeep will have to be woken up again at a random place, and it will walk away. Will not and cannot damage you.
5:10 EmKay: "Gort? Ohh, he looks cute."
The Description:
*Crimes: Several Counts of Murder*
Crimes Several counts of murder
I take credit for posting that one
@@necrossprism4465 nice job, how it was to capture him?
@@rockhistoria2537 probably with jesus
@@Rere-kk6cm and the scp foundation
As a non-American, if there's one thing I've learned on the internet, it's that whenever a news article starts with the words "Florida man", it's going to be something batshit crazy.
Ayup.
I'm actually from FL tho and Florida Man isn't as prolific as the Internet would have us believe.
@@STONKS0897 Nice try Florida Man, but it'll take more than that for me to trust you around MY alligator...
But seriously, those are words that I never thought I would say together, in my life. Thank you for giving me the excuse to say them.
as a GrayStillPlays (a Florida man) viewer i can say that is correct
true
Florida is to Americans what America is to non-Americans
"He did them all so we had none to do"
-robin
so true
You are first
yes
Kneecao
Well hello fellow early person!
I can't believe no one has mentioned that the reason the dog at 2:46 is holding a brick is because it's owner taught it to drops bricks on people who would ring his doorbell. I aspire to be that man and have nothing but respect for him and his pittie
death to Halloween
Why?, they will start to knock, clap or even yell at your door.
I remember reading an article saying that the owner got I arrested for it
0:51
"If you find yourself rap battling a horse skull in Wales don't worry it's normal, i guess" -sam'onella
Ahhh a person of culture
Ahh, that's a name that I haven't heard in a while.
I wouldnt be surprised if someone made a fnf mod based on that.
@@ClearlyAnAlien what?
@@ClearlyAnAlien oof, sorry, should i delete the comment?
Emkay: "Gort! He's so cute doe!"
Right under Gort's name: "Crimes: Several accounts of murder"
i saw that too
...
Gort Cute
Gort Tiny
But Gort Also Kill
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gort is my spirit animal
I saw that to
“Its comin for your knee caps” the most terrifying phrase I have ever heard
snas what wisdom do you have for us today
Please no NOOOOO
It truly is
Its comin for your knee caps
@@theelusinianmysteries here’s some wisdom... when you walk it’s just falling and catching yourself over and over...
8:25
Fun fact: this is a hornworm, not a caterpillar. They just stay that way and eat and eat and eat and get HUGE. Also while a favorite food of many lizards, however if you use them too much, the lizards are known to get addicted and refuse all other foods.
10:40
This boss was so terrifying/powerful that Robin couldnt even show him
if you google it's name you'll understand why he couldn't
no robin IS the boss
@@gabrielacrizeldaporciuncul9124 Okay i understand now
My god
Jeez even my dog scared of it when i search it
r/Bossfight shows us the moments in life when we realize we didn’t do enough side quests
I just completed the side quest of arson. I still need "3rd degree" murder.
@Woodrow Stevens already completed. You under-estimate me, don't t you?
A real man wouldn't know what a side quest is, and I'm not one of them.
My whole life has been a side quest
Chores
If you dont do your side quests (chores)
You gonna get a boss fight
The baby to its parents: "You have displeased me, mortals."
The mom: "Honey, call the priest, the baby's possessed again."
Dad: "Again? That's the third time this month!"
The baby is possesed by Satan call god instead
@@not_alex5487 Or call Pandemic Padre 8:07
True
You might need the scp foundation for this
@@toaster1443 yea
"So you're rap battling a horse skeleton to keep all your alcohol?"
Tabi [from FNF]: First time?
I'm happy I got this
i might make a mod out of this
I got the Tabi (EX boyfriend) mod!
That’s how Tabi really became what he is. He beat the horse skeleton.
Uncle Stan has the kind of energy all slightly overweight uncles should aspire to.
It’s Gruncle to you.
Grunkle Stan after mastering his control over Bill's powers
@@rockhistoria2537 yeah
*are we sure he's dead or Are we just playing Disney?*
Periodt
Fat uncle here. Can conform that I aspire to that energy
“Oooh, I’ve never seen a bunny ride anything like that”
Rule 34 artists:
D A M N U -
NonoNONONONONO
NO GOD PLEASE NO
It is unavoidable.
*no*
"Level 5 Rat" is my favorite Eldritch God.
Lol
Damien bouta swoop in and just command it to stop as he is the King of the Sewer Rats™
Ah, a Wild King Damien (platform variant)
@@unstableturtleduck i want to hear him read the sign in the chills voice
rat: level 5
3:58 i laughed so hard i literally couldn’t breathe.
Emkay: Gort! He's so cute though
Me: *notices Gort has several counts of murder* Yeah...cute...
What else do you think is on that list
HE. WHAT ?
@@Petrovich-sh7pi yeah, probably like chucky
Lamo
Yeah... wait what-
'i know it's the beginning of the year'
Robin, hate to break it to you but.... We've already passed 1/3 of 2021
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMFAO
I literally sat here and had to process May wasn’t the edge before the middle of the year 😰
Well they record these ahead
this is a warning
exuse me waht
The Level 5 rat can only be challenged until you’re level 5. Until that, you can’t move on.
Well damn, i guess the rat owns that place then because no one has passed Level 2.
Let me at it, ima fire at it with an ak47
@@Petrovich-sh7pi your gun is a lvl 1 weapon
@@CrateOnO This has me worried to see a level 5 weapon.
@@CrateOnO Welp, guess what happened can be easily explained by reading mah name.
I love the crow gang thing, imagine if he moves somwhere and the crows follow him and keep giving him money. That'd be a stable source of income right there!
My absolute favorite part of 2:22 is they took the time to make an A.I generated image of the child.
5:12
“He’s so cute though!”
The bottom of the picture:
**several counts of murder**
Olo
@@veronicawilliamson4526 yoolo
@@veronicawilliamson4526 yoolo
@@veronicawilliamson4526 yoolo
@@SpeedDuo64. oh I love ur username and Hai!
1:58 wtf is Florida even doing at this point
2:34 I want an uncle like that
As person from Florida I can say shit is crazy but fun away to describe Florida is old people or FUCKING SEND IT
The one with the dog holding the brick is from a news article where his owner trained him to drop bricks on people who rang his doorbell.
3:26 I love this, he's literally teaching birds an economic system
@Mryoshi27 4k catcher
📸🗿👌
🦵🦿
My doctor: "luffy isn't real you don't have to worry about it"
Luffy in real life: 6:00
Tru
I was like "Wait a minute......Luffy what the heck are you doing here??????"
It would be believable if it was zoro as we could just think he got lost
Proud to say that image is from the Philippines
Gomu Gomu no stamp
I never knew Robin is so cultured, the fella gave an OKAMI reference
yeah never expected that
Same, it was a pleasant surprise
Im proud of him
Let alone to the most obscure boss from it _by name_ with proper pronunciation
I like how chill he is while looking at the cursed images.
As a person from Ohio, Yes, the *C O R N* is our guardian
Oh yes true true
Guardian or keeper?
@@DeepSubmerge both
Guardian*. I’m an Ohioan but at least I can spell. I guess I’m a lucky one
@@DeepSubmerge guardian
Crime: several counts of murder
Robin: oh how cute
The baby in the thumbnail be like: *"Hand over the milk or your soul."*
*WHAT ABOUT BOTH*
Hand it over. That thing, your milk.
yes
Or both (:
*hE nEeD sOmE mILk*
As a child, I got my own boss name. I liked to throw stuff out the second story window, so my name was "Destructo". They even gave me one of those employers name tags that said "Hello, My Name Is Destructo". I'd wear that to parties.
I clicked faster than Flosh could take my kneecaps
Just wanted to say you got 23 likes
I clicked faster then my parents dropped me as a baby
@@Junyalover u ok?
🗡️😳🔪
🦵🦵
It’s too late , look again. Your kneecaps are gone
9:17: "Run!" screamed its living mouths. "Come!" cried its dead ones.
snow-lord neto
That's it. I'm turning this into an SCP
If someone makes an actual boss fight out of Florida Man he’s bound to have at least 100 phases
Not man Florida man at least have like a thousand and that's if you're on easy mode
Florida Man is the playable character
Fool, you must fight the council of Florida Men, each on specializes in their own form of utter insanity, and should you beat them all, you will gain access to a fight with the forbidden Florida Man
Nah Florida man is the glitching npc that can’t die
the only way to defeat Florida man is to destroy all Floridians. Sadly there are 21,538,187 Floridians as of 2020 so...
The cow at 6:39 is literally SCP-4158, AKA Big Charlie, who cannot feel pain, eats anything out in front of him, and is constantly growing above average tasting steak
For a moment I thought you were serious and was about to be like “you do realise that Big Charlie has an underdeveloped birdhead right” then I reread your comment
No one is gonna talk about gort? It literally says that he has committed SEVERAL counts of MURDER
Why do I imagine him standing up on his hind legs and shanking someone with a knife like Roberto from Futurama?
2:30 That's just wholesome to me. The uncle is obviously having a ton of fun with photoshop.
5:10 Gort.... How tf did this cute little plush be accounted for several counts of murder??
The fact his name is Gort tho- 😂
@@Feral_cockroach121 Ikr?? Such a cute name for a murderer
g o r t
@@yourdad8716 yes
the name gort reminded me of gorb
ASCEND!
ASCEND WITH GORB!
6:47 I think that's Blossom. She was in the Guinness World Record for worlds tallest cow. She past in 2015. Her most biggest size was at the age of 8 years old but since cows shrink a little when they get older... but she hadn't changed to much. This is what I know about so I apologize if I said something incorrectly. (I think it's Blossom, it looks like her.)
9:18 nobody:
The clothes in my closet at 3:00 am be like
Kinda the 1:45 one
@@sz2yn yes
I live in Wales so mine are kinda like 0:59
@@grawlinson4045 my guy from wales is rapping an undead rapper from the dead, he raps and taps out bit gets back up again oooooo! The under mining mothertrucka skelli boy is raping just to get the beer to drink the beer to sell the beer *to be the beer* OOOOOOO!!
like my rap?
@@justaguywhodraws Amazing 😂
I am so happy that two of my posts are featured in an EmKay video! My posts were Kicks and Speed! GreatReturning in Reddit.
Everyone have a great day!
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@@NariInsho wow i never knew that
@@NariInsho huh ??????
@@NariInsho me too
@@NariInsho so shaggy took over Mars? Good to know man
i feal like at least 90% of all post on this sub reddit could be a SCP
-_-
😏
The beto one got me. So fucking creepy
Yes
@Emilee Jurado oh fuck
6:45
The only thing that make me consider for a SINGLE SECOND was the word “Australia”
Petition for robin to say: “what’s poppin’ it’s Robin” as his intro
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
The Level 5 Rat is actually the miniboss you have to deafeat near the start to get access to the Side Quests via the Hub area, the hub area happens to be the floor the rat has claimed.
Floor 1 is Tutorials and the NPC shop, Floor 3 is Online features.
The tutorial let me keep my legendary duel axe,i dont know if im gana make it through but i will defeat the lvl.five rat.
Wish me luck.
I'm almost Level 8, hopefully then I'll have enough strength to challenge the rat
I beat it, FINALLY I CAN GO TO SIDE QUESTS AND GRIND LEVELS
@@starlii10 but then the level 50 momma rat appears
I'm glad the bigfoot hunters don't come for my kneecaps, all they ever want to do is get grainy images of me and make casts of my footprints for some reason
@Godzilla fan and i heard he is ur dad
@@djdragons69420 Does that make him Your grandfather then?
Wow ain't seen you in a while.
Imagine seeing the Child with small telescope at midnight alone at your house with all lights off and he opens the door and you know you have to hide
2:29
Uncle Stan, teach me you’re ways.
**gravity falls theme intensifies**
**Gruncle Stan’s laugh can be heard distantly**
"Y' cant come in, Y' cant come in, I aint got no wine nor any jin" first part of a song against Lwyd
how do you know that
4:01 "How did you do in P.E today?"
"Good"
*Deep hellish chants*
"Not so good"
So this subreddit in a nutshell is basically;
*Dark Souls boss fight music intensifies*
The only thing that can stop this is the legend and most of the fan base knows what I'm talking about when I say this
Aren't you supposed to be containing the anomalies? Btw say hi to 682 for me will ya
@@sophiedenise he's doing that as well although I don't know when the foundation got a CZcams account
@@Jack5628 well it all started when Dr. ■■■■ ■■■ got his job. It was ■■/■■/■■■ and it was a normal day. We are still convincing ppl that scp isn't real.
@@PatriotAnimation that didn't make it any more clear
1:58 Florida has some of the most extensive transparency laws in the country. So it's not that they have more craziness than the other states, it's just easier for their newspapers to find out the details that lead to these sorts of headlines.
New game idea: a game set in the current day, with you as a normal person, but you have to fight through a bunch of reddit bosses
With only items from r/itemshop
fun fact:that evil spirit that possessed the baby is what is known as a stand they are the measurement of your life energy and only a stand user can see a stand (except for when it doesn't) only a stand can harm a stand and finally any damage done to the stand will reflect to the user (except for when they don't)
8:06 the perfect anime doesn't exi-
I'm straight and I still agree with this
Same
Trash
@@base21 you misspelled "great"
@@jaydenreyes1724 no im pretty sure i didnt
@@base21 You misspelled "windowsill." Did you mean "no im windowsill sure i didnt.
2:44 "Don't worry he doesn't bite, he just throws bricks."
Uh Oh
Baby:*opens eyes with such intensity*
Me:"Why do I hear boss music?"
This subreddit is perfect for a game developer if they need ideas.
Yes
I heard “I love the little problems this world has” COVID enters the chat
He said 'wierd'. I wish COVID was wierd, instead of humans battling animals.
The knee cap bandit
Cmere boy
Cmere boy
How did you know my high school nickname?
Lol
@Rechelle Castro Padayao literally shut up
the "how did you in pe today?" meme was my discord name for awhile... like the full question with the just holow face... i loved it
Gort
Crimes: Several counts of murder
Robin: It's so cute!
This whole entire subreddit is just blursed images combined with cursed comments and I love it
This reddit is the definition of why do I hear boss music
Your not wrong though
8:00 that’s a really cool drawing, would totally watch the show/read the comic
I mean same
Same
I just now noticed at the bottom of His Name: Gort, is
Crimes: SEVERAL ACCOUNTS OF MURDER.
It is something that belongs on surreal memes. Love the content!
6:00 I love how he’s dressed like lufy (or however you spell it)
Monkey D Luffy, Former king of pirates, current king of protestors
2:47 " man gets arrested for teaching his dog throw brick at people ringing his doorbell " It was on EmKay recently
𒀱𒈞
Emkay: gort he looks so cute.
Below it: several counts of murder.
0:03 it coming for your kneecaps (lol)
Why as duh plane cringe?
I think I broke my lungs laughing at this one 😂 Robin has the perfect amount of fight announcer in his voice to bring this subreddit to life lmao
The baby is like
*"if you give me milkies, I'll tell you the secret of this life"*
"if there's a monkey in yo neighbor hood who you gonna call"
"monke buster!"
this is what i imagine the song for the monke busters to have 6:24
Imagine sitting in your house one evening, the fireplace is warm and you it's just cool enough to have an occasional breeze, you're wrapped in a warm blanket and enjoying a nice warm hot chocolate and then suddenly, you're rap battling a dead horse
1:43 that is terrifying. I think that kids can see ghosts ngl
It’s like that movie paranorman
9:19 Calvin and Hobbes be like
6:01
Luffy, it seems we have met again... This time I will collect my 100M berries...
He called luffy one kick man
I feel like the 5th horseman of the apocalypse was so impossible to see and understand by mortal beings that we could not be shown that image
8:14 that dude looks like what you'd target in a video game
I got hit by Flosh the kneecap bandit pretty hard when I was in the womb. I ended up growing up with an autoimmune disease that gave me over flexible kneecaps causing me to dislocate them completely about 6 times in my life so far.
EDS?
Uhh... Someone should tell that girl's parents that Beto is likely a spirit that has attached itself to their daughter and is not going to go away.
You mean a STAND?
@@thesleepytyrannosaurusrex297 No. Unlike in JJBA this is just about never a good thing, and there is little upside to it. Hauntings like this usually escalate, they start out innocuous, and little by little become darker and more dangerous. At first they just play regular games, gain the child's trust. And then the spirit starts saying things to the child. Suggesting things, small things. Pranks at first. New games. Little tricks. And the tricks get more and more extreme, more and more deadly, the child doesn't know any better so they don't realize they might actually hurt anyone. But the spirit is out to kill someone. Anyone. It starts telling the trusting child to play more dangerous games, both by themselves and on others. Until there's a death... the child's, someone else... Often the child gets stopped by the parent, who explains how bad what they're doing is, but the spirit is still there, whispering, but now it's being ignored, so it gets angry and violent and directly dangerous. It starts pulling more and more dangerous poltergeist-like tantrums until it manages to satisfy itself by killing someone, or is cast out by a priest or spiritualist of some kind or another.
@@GuukanKitsune nah, it's a stand alright
@@GuukanKitsune I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
@@songbird6414 It isn't. That little girl might be, or maybe was, in trouble. Why she could see Beto and the camera could, I can explain.
Everything a person sees is like a movie in a theater for the brain. And like any movie, before the big show where the conscious mind sees it, the editing crew of the subconscious mind edits the footage of everything it knows is impossible or shouldn't be there.
I call this Second Sight, and the unedited raws First Sight.
This is why ghosts show up in cameras and photos but weren't seen by people present. Cameras don't have Second Sight, they are exclusively First Sight. They just show you what was there, the naked truth. Why is it your mind doesn't edit out the ghost in the photo/recording? Because photos and recordings trick the editors. The Second Sight 'editors' only see dots of ink on photo paper or dots of color on a screen changing color or a speaker emitting random noise. Your conscious mind assembles the dots of color into images and the random noise into sounds, so it slips past your built-in censors.
You still see or hear the edited-out thing and react to it though. You just don't notice it consciously. If you have ever been somewhere and just froze up, staring at nothing for no reason, scared of an empty room against all logic? Congrats, your Second Sight is having something edited out.
Children's Second Sight needs time to develop and learn what needs editing out, so children often see with partial First Sight at any given time. That's why children see or hear ghosts and such more frequently than adults do.
Second Sight isn't just sight, it affects four of the five senses. Just not touch. Never touch. That's why adult ghost experiences are most commonly a phantom touch, slap, shove. Your mind will not edit those, because if something can touch you, it can hurt you, and needs immediate reacting to on a conscious level as a result. Ghostly sights and sounds and smells can be safely ignored.
Miltank : - sees the big cow-
Miltank : FINALLY I WORTHY OPPONENT
6:02 luffy: I AM GOING TO BE THE KING OF THE PROTESTERS
6:00
He has the opportunity to call him ‘Thigh-tama’ but did not take it. WHY!?
he has a straw hat like luffy
5:05 It's one of those damn Chaos Emeralds.
The one with the crows bringing back money for breadcrumbs is like the start to a creepypasta, you may wanna call the police if they start bringing back teeth
Just thought this would be wholesome to robin - I saw 2 baby birds learning how to fly at school and came home to a baby crow learning how to fly
AWWW. Hope those birbs are soaring!
Good for the small chilbren
We really need a meme game with all that bosses
I near about shit myself when he mentioned Okami. That’s like one of my all time favorite games.
6:53 is that a jojo reference? Especially the gay part
I really thought that the Gort one was going to be about that candy heart that just said *"GORT"*
4:41
Robber: Hello there!
Zelonka: You fool! I have been trained in the Jedi arts, by Count Dooku!
1:42 the fact that it doesn't even have a torso and limbs made me use the word 'it'
What even is that thing
mom pick me up i’m scared
I need answers, what is that thing
1:20 two words, My puppy. We had a brown chair and when my puppy layed on it we could not see him at all he was the same shade brown as the chair
Day 1 of commenting Rasputin Lyrics until Emkay has noticed
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
Moskau moskau!!
Do it you mad lad
Day 1 of following this movement
I’m going to post the lyrics on the newest episode each day
4:29 the actual 5th horseman is conquest, for anyone wondering
This man just called Luffy one kick man
Awesome lol
0:53 a pre-hardmode enemy that spawns with 1/40 chance every night and when the tavernkeep is around, there can only be one. 250 hp, 27 df, 27% dr, will try to damage only the tavernkeep, and if it successfully eliminates the tavernkeep, then the tavernkeep will have to be woken up again at a random place, and it will walk away. Will not and cannot damage you.
can we just appreciate how kicks is wearing a shanks hat while attacking government and defying while luffy in ONE PIECE DEFIES THE NAVY-
Cough cough *Rogers Hat* cough cough