Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr / Reddit meme about things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.
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Not since the accident
not since the accident
yes
💀
no
That’s what the government wants you to think.
"Hey, how's it going?"
"And thus, I die."
Introverts irl
"But at what cost?"
"In this economy?" Works best for this one.
And then the Wolves came
You can also spontaneously combust right after for extra effect
Pov: "You've won the lottery"
Relatives: "Is this why fate brought us together?"
HAHAHAAHHA NICE ONE LOL NGL
as the prophesy foretold
POV: And then the wolves came
Relatives: there is no escape from destiny
POV: in this economy?
(Tbh "in this economy" is one of the most wise ass ending)
"I won, but at what cost?"
Best one yet
"I'm sorry, we tried our best but your grandpa didn't make it."
"As the prophecy foretold."
…Just like in my dream…
In this economy?
There is no escape from destiny
...and then the wolves came...
...just like in my dream...
If you want to seem present in a Zoom call, just drop "it's all about balance" at random intervals and everyone will agree thoughtfully
😂😂
🤣🤣
Orcsay something out of context like, perhaps we should wargame it.
LinkedIn final boss catchphrases
Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.
Clerk: "Sir, that'll be 2.99."
Customer: "But at what cost?"
That’s what he/she/they would’ve said
*In this economy?*
...and then the wolves came
this works if you’re in a country where they don’t always add tax into the price
And thus, I die
“Your total comes to $17.93.”
“And thus, I die.”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
“. . . just like in my dream . . .”
As the prophecy foretold!
But at what cost?
In this economy?
...and then the wolves came.
Not since the accident
"That's just what the government wants you to think." is also flawless
Hi, how are you?
That’s just what the government wants you to think. :)
flawed
"Behold a cuckoo that sounds like Morgan Freeman"
"That's just what the government wants you to think"
"ayy bro can u make me a sandwich?"
"thats what the government wants you to think"
well thats just what the government wants you to think
"Sir the total is $6.99"
"So it has come to this."
"What?"
"Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be."
"Sir I repeat your total is $6.99, would you pay cash? debit? credit?"
"But at what cost?"
"$6.99. It's $6.99!"
"There is no escape from destiny"
"If that's the case pay for your product!"
"That's what they would've said"
"I'm done."
"As the prophecy foretold"
Severely underrated comment. If you get more than one like, remember that I, the praying ferret, was your first like.
@@adrianagilarhe only got 10 likes for a genuine funny comment while all the other people hoarding them with blatant obvious statements. Poor guy.
😂😂 Underated comment fr!
@@joshuawynne329As the prophecy foretold
this is what I needed
“babe! I’m pregnant.”
“In this economy?”
In this economy?
"And thus, I die."
_and then the wolves came_
@@OliverrOil a story is building here…just as the prophecy foretold.
@@killahasbigrpk8711 Just like in my dream.
"Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be" is the longest way to say "it is what it is" I've ever heard.
And "it's what it's" is the shortest way to say "it is what it is".
...and then the wolves came.
@@miikavihersaari3104 in this economy?
@@supercharged5-39 As the prophecy foretold
You can shorten the phrase to "it's what it's".
"Have a nice meal!"
"but at what cost?"
"$20.50"
"in this economy?"
…and then the wolves came
@@BlockMasterT As the prophecy foretold.
And thus, I die.
@@squash9189 Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.
@@DoomRutabagathere is no escape from destiny
“I was about to escape from the clutches of the IRS… and then the wolves came”
just as the prophecy foretold
And..thus I die
Just like in my dream…
In this economy?
"who's paying you to say this?" Will always be my all time favorite. 😂😂😂
"And in the end, isn't _that_ what really matters."
@@shanerooney7288 I tried so hard but not so far...
@@Kasedezuin the end, it doesn't even matter~
@@Han_Nichei had to fall to lose it all..
@@Jundiyun But in the end, it doesn't even matter (oooh)
Aaahh, so here's the handbook all NPCs get their lines from. That's good to know!
I feel like most Hollywood writers go by this as well.
And thus, I die
But at what cost?
In this economy?
..and then the furries came.
_"Sir, please step out of the vehicle"_
*"So, it has come to this"*
_"Yes it has. Do you have any weapons on you?"_
*"In **_this_** economy?"*
_"Sir, I would like you to just answer the question please."_
*"But at what cost?"*
_"At what- Sir, if you will not disclose whether you have weapons on you I will be forced to call for backup and forcefully detain you."_
*"And thus, I die."*
_"Charlie, this is Bravo, we got a 10-66 on [REDACTED]. Please assist"_
*"... just like in my dream..."*
_"Do not move."_
*"There is no escape from destiny."*
_"Do _*_NOT_*_ move. Or I will be forced to fire. Ah, good, Charlie is here."_
*"...and then the wolves came."*
_"Very funny. Alright guys, let's get him out of the vehicle."_
*"Is this why fate brought us together?"*
_"Is th- ... Yes, this is why. When you don't comply, we're forced to take more drastic measures."_
*"As the prophecy foretold."*
_"No, _I_ was the one who told you, 5 minutes ago."_
*"That's just what he would've said."*
_"You mean _me?!_ I *DID* say it."_
*"Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be."*
_"What even... I... okay, look. Everything seems to be OK but speeding and non-compliance is no joke. We're going to have to go down to the station and you'll have to fill out a report with us."_
*"Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen."*
_"I would not call you particularly wise. Alright. Watch your head. (God this will be a long night)"_
*"So let it be written, so let it be done."*
_"..."_
Lol underrated😂
Thanks for the laugh 😂🤣😂🤣
Is it just me who's amazed by the writing skill
Gotta say, one of the better comments I’ve read in my life.
*In THIS economy?*
Underrated
My personal favorite is "Speaking of changing the subject,"
!!!! RAID: Shadow Legends !!!!
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As the prophecy foretold
In this economy?
During covid season?
..just like in my dream..
"In *this* economy?" works in every context imaginable.
Me after stealing money from a blind homeless man
"I like your hair!"
"In this economy?"
Not since the accident
"M0D... I'm sorry I can't come to the party, my uncle died."
"In *this* economy?"
...and than the wolves came.
You could even string these together in a monologue!
"So... It has come to this. Just like in my dream... Is this why fate brought us together? And then the wolves came. As the prophecy foretold. There is no escape from destiny. And thus, I die. Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be. That is just what they would've said. Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen. So let it be written, so let it be done. But at what cost? In this economy?"
Just as the prophecy foretold
There is no escape from destiny.
You're pretty good👉
The forbidden Shakespeare soliloquy
As i mentioned at other commend "in this economy" is one of the best ending punchline. Also add linkim park music and mix this with done in 2007 meme
"I see" said the blind man pissing into the wind, "it's all coming back to me now".
😂😂
I've been there
Oh, how I lol'd.
Somewhat unrelated, but I think it's right up your alley: "I see, said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw."
just thought you'd like adding that to your repertoire. 😂❤
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
underrated asf, i'm dying
I'm now just imagining every one of these in response to a simple phrase like: "do you want a sandwich?" "but at what cost?"
Idk; like, 5 bucks?
@@pygmalion0451 as the prophecy foretold.
@@pygmalion0451 in this economy ?
Anti meme
So... it has come to this
I genuinely say "in this economy" as well as " in this financial climate" . I used to say it as joke but my countries economy has gotten so bad that I am no longer joking.
Mood.
It's funny how in the current world economy (yes in *this* economy) I could not tell what country you live in because you described 90% of all countries.
(With "funny" I mean the kind of funny that you get coupled with existential dread)
Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen
Tends to happen when climate catastrophe is accompanied by a global pandemic and followed by a new devastating war
There is no escape from destiny
My dad's favorite way to break up an awkward pause is to say "so there we were, covered in blood..." It comes up more often than you'd think
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please do share some real life examples!
gadayum
Bruh I want to use that lol
-Hey, can you bring the milk?
-So there we were, covered in blood...
Is your father a butcher?
Never forget the choice of legend
"Bruh."
Or "Dude."
bruh is my last resort word when all other options fail
"Damn that's crazy"
How 'bout it.
Nah this is wild
Nurse: "Congratulations, you're now a father"
Husband: "And thus, I die."
Anime dad's be like
More like “And thus, I run”
In _this_ economy?
And thus, I depart
Well I suppose it's literally true if you're a cephalopod
Every social situation can be responded to with "I'm sorry to hear that" or "congratulations". The trick is knowing which to use.
yeah, like if somebody gets offered a job its "I'm sorry to hear that" but if your friend tells you their grandma was killed in an alleyway its "Congratulations!"
@@WestGarbage6 Ayoo hol up...
"Do you want fries or nuggets?"
"Congratulations"
@@FAXFECARVALHO no, no, that one’s “I’m sorry to hear that”
@@cloverlucky5977 I'm sorry to hear that
There were no wolves…then the wolves came as the prophecy foretold. It’s never been the same. Not since the accident
That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.
But at what cost?
And thus, I die.
There is no escape from destiny.
Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.
"hey dude wanna get some snacks?"
"And thus, I die."
In this economy?
But at what cost?
Is this why fate brought us together?
As the prophecy foretold
A few I like:
-Good for you.
-That's what they want you to believe.
-Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
And that’s how the mafia works
-hey man, are you up for a sandwich?
-good for you
-what?
_and then the wolves came_
@@SupaThePotato as the prophecy foretold
During covid season?
You've got to bass boost the "they"
"that's what *_THEY_* want you to believe."
Adding a bit of reverb might also work as well
For argumentative needs: "you're uninvited to my birthday party" is very effective in most cases
WHEEZE-
“Nuh uh” has the same feel
@birdwish2965 yes but when using it as an adult against adults. It is more powerful than nuh uh
Perchance.
@@Lichen8404 nuh uh!
As someone who responds to nearly every single text with “ok” “oof” “lol” or “lmao”, I thank you, Jeaney, for sharing this valuable information.
The next time my friends tell me they’ve had a bad day, I’m going to respond with “As the prophecy foretold” and refuse to elaborate further.
Just like in my dream
npc
So…it has come to this
I only respond with “oof” “ok” “lol” “lmao” cause my friend does it to me, at the beginning I was my extra self over text but she kept being dry so I gave up lmao
@@skulldog7219 Oof. I’m not entirely sure why I respond with the same four things to be honest, but I suspect it could be because of one of the conditions I have. I have some difficulties feeling empathy and I will talk incessantly about my own interests, but I don’t really have much interest in what others have to say if it doesn’t interest me :|
I’m also just really, REALLY uncreative lmao.
You can also pull out the 100% works every time "damn, that's crazy".
"Do you want pepporoni on your pizza?
"damn, that's crazy"
Old faithful
Doctor: I'm sorry, we did all we could, but your father has passed away.
Me: Damn, that's crazy.
Not all heroes wear capes, with the help of this legend we can finally make our life a bit easier with these conversation-supporters.
Well… We could, but not since the accident
Just like in my dream…
So let it be written; so let it be done.
And thus, I die
In this economy?
Doctor: "Good news you no longer suffer from cancer"
Me: "And thus, I die."
Doctor: "But you get to live first"
Me: "In this economy?"
oh no
so goofy
XD
Me 2 years ago:
@@CosmicKitten67 That's cool bro
There is no escape from destiny
My sister just asked me for sprinkles and I said
"In this economy?!" And she just accepted it
Tbh those sprinkles costs be going up too. Inflation is a hell of a thing
... just like in my dream...
But at what cost?
As the prophecy foretold
... And then the wolves came.
Also: "You fool! You've doomed us all!"
What about "nanomachines son"
What about “You fool! You’ve activated my trap card!”
“Hey how’s it goin'?”
“YOU FOOL!!! YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL!!!” - Dumbledore said calmly
I personally really like "Must be the curse"
As the prophecy foretold...
I hit them with a "... so the curse IS real..."
Perchance.
And then the wolves came
@@josephbarker1143 In this economy?
-So, do you want onion in your hamburger?
- In this economy?
-No don't worry it is totally free
- As the prophecy foretold
-Ok....your order will be there in 30 to 40 minutes
- An thus, I die
30 MINUTES FOR A BURGER!?
- But at what cost?
- £3.99
@@sirpsychosussy So let it be written... so let it be done.
30 minutes holy shit are they killing the cow when you order or what?
@sirpsychosussy just like in my dream...
"My father died 😭"
"... and then the wolves came."
"Sorry, excuse me?"
"That's just what he/she/they would've said."
the best one
Gets asked an awkward question:
*starts reciting some mid century poetry from some dude high on shrooms talking to trees in the middle of the forest*
Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen
@@ABCD-nq3uf *High words by *high men write *high deeds in *high pen
@@DarkXSolver17 And thus, I die.
@@ABCD-nq3uf
And thus, I *high
And you can dodge any question by responding "You mean like in a cosmic sense?"
"What are you doing here?" "You mean, like, in a cosmic sense?"
"sir, why were you doing 88 miles per hour in a school zone?"
Are you going to eat that?
You mean like in a cosmic sense?
"Welcome to Burger King, What would you like to order"
"You mean like in a cosmic sense?"
"What"
"And thus, i die."
"Sir what do you mean by that?"
"But at what cost?"
@@someonenamedevan in this economy?
"Sir, its come to my attention you've been going up to 8 year old boys at school and offering them a vape?"
"You mean, like, in a cosmic sense?"
Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
... And then the wolves came.
not since the incident
In this economy?
Is this why fate brought us together?
Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be
Finally, the perfect response to "Lol."
"And thus, I die."
In _this_ economy?
As the prophecy foretold
...and then the wolves came
Just like in my dream...
But at what cost?
"You WOULD say something like that, wouldn't you?..."
"You're charged with 32 accounts of 1st degree murder"
"There is no escape from destiny"
"Fate only binds you if you let it"
@@anxiousearth680 Fantastic timing
In this economy?
Or
better but at what cost?
"As the prophecy foretold..."
And thus, I die.
"We have reached out to you for your car extended warranty"
...just like in my dream...
is this why fate brought us together?
In *this* economy?!?
As the prophecy foretold...
And then the wolves came
and thus, I die
Some of my favorites:
“But by whom… or *what*?”
“That is what worries me the most.”
“And to what end?”
“(scoff) Fate mocks us yet again.”
“I suspect this goes far deeper than either of us realize.”
“I/we should have foreseen this.”
lmao
These actually works
"Then so be it!"
"So, he/she was telling the truth."
"Excellent, everything is preceding as planned."
"I'll be the judge of that."
(under your breath) "That can't be a coincidence."
Are you a detective 😭😭
"Irrelevant in the grand scheme of the universe" works in almost any context imaginable
“Mom! I think I’m in love.”
“In _this_ economy?”
I dont get the economy joke
@@gabriellameattray9778 in this economy??
@@gabriellameattray9778 u still wanna know?
@@bmand33 "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...................Need to Know now, know now..."
@@alexda1409 xdd
"Jeremy and I have something to tell you, we're pregnant!"
"...And then the wolves came..."
"What?"
"As it was foretold."
_"What?"_
"But at what cost?"
At the cost of our freedom of the next 18 years HEYOOOO
In this economy?
Is this why fate has brought us together?
Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen
And thus, i die
"kids, tea's ready!"
"as the prphecy foretold"
... And then the wolves came.
in this _economy_ ?
So…it has come to this
And thus, I die.
…just like in my dream…
Sometimes I’ll say “that’s what you said in your previous life too.” Just to mess with someone.
"Hey Jeanie, I'm gonna be a dad!"
*"But at what cost?"*
"What do you mean?"
*"In this economy?"*
Thank you Jeaney! I’ll definitely be using these techniques at Grandma’s funeral next week! I’m sure everyone there will be impressed with my newfound communication skills!
In _this_ economy?
But at what cost?
@@sonicsupersam7793 So it came to this... (I wanted to say that so get a like)
There is no escape from destiny
Just like in my dream
My sister accidentally dropped a glass of milk. And then the wolves came.
oh no.... as the prophecy foretold...
In this economy?
There is no escape from destiny
So... It has come to this.
..just like in my dream...
Coworker of mine figured out 3 phrases that can *actually* be used in any scenario. He responded to me using nothing but these 3 phrases for about 4 hours before I finally noticed that's all he was saying. I'm slightly ashamed to admit that...
"That ain't bad"
"Is that what you think?" (with or without the question inflection)
"Oh really" (with any possible inflection so this one is the most versatile)
When he said “so let it be written, so let it be done,” my mind immediately finished it with “I’m sent here by the chosen one.”
So let it be written, so let it be done. To kill the firstborn pharaoh son.
whats that from
Where is that from?
“Creeping Death” by Metallica
same
Guy: “Will you marry me?”
Girl: “In this economy?”
"But at what cost?"
Is this why fate brought us together? So let it be written; so let it be done
Actually, you reversed the roles
@@inthegoodbooks How?
@@rodrigocarrillo9267 Stereotypically, it’s the guy who is expected to provide financial stability and would thus be the one expressing concern about marriage finances in an unfavorable economic climate.
Weddings are expensive and if you’re making $100,000 annually and your potential spouse makes $0.00 annually then marrying them will take you from a $100,000 lifestyle to a $50,000 lifestyle. Give or take.
That might be fine generally… But in *this* economy?
“No homo”
“There is no escape from destiny”
“Stepbro I’m stuck in the washing machine”
“So… it has come to this”
The stepbro's prophecy has been foretold.
And then the wolves came
...just like in my dream...
So let it be done
Is this why fate brought us together?
"It is what it is"...This sentence is the answer to every question that has ever been asked, works like a charm
"What would you like to order?"
"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR DESTINY."
"...Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"...in this economy?"
"Security!"
"So, it has come to this."
...and then the wolves came.
@@lewisbaitup6352 just like in my dream!
@@catkid3456 Dream, not of what you are, but of what you wish to be
And thus, I die.
As the prophecy foretold.
I heard "So, it has come to this." with the sword noise so I'm just assuming this guy pulled out a sword and went out swinging
I personally am very fond of the classic "There's no escape from crossing fates."
ROUND 1
The Wheel of Fate is turning!
HEAVEN OR HELL
That sounds like a mash-up between Sarah Connor "There's no fate but what we make"
and Egon Spengler "Don't cross the streams"
My most frequented phrase along these lines is most certainly
"Not with that attitude"
Works every time
I made it 101 likes! * evil laugh *
This is my go to as well. Also 'no respect' while shaking my face
@@brianrobinson5667 That's a good one, might start using that
@@GeorgieBonsoir not with that attitude
"You've been found innocent"
"Not with that attitude"
“That’s just what *they* want you to think” is a good one
My brain's default is just "bruh"
"I had wanted to ask you about that" works 60% of the time 90% of the time
so... 54% of the time-
Oh waw you calculated it
Mad lad
@@nebula_unauthorized3093
@@nebula_unauthorized3093… and then the wolves came?
@@BlockMasterTAs the prophecy foretold.
@@nebula_unauthorized3093 In this economy?
I like to think that he/she/they isn't a "pick one" deal. It's a one size fits all in any situation. You're meant to say the three of them out loud so as to make sure it works with anything.
yep
Or you could just break the rules openly and start calling women "he" too. Or men "she".
It's for when you're talking to a group comprised of exactly 3 people which refer to those pronouns respectively
@@neaneoneunuo9651 OMG ARE U ASSUMING THEIR/HIS/HER/ITS/HELICOPTER'S GENDER?
@@Nugcon there's only 2 genders
-"Son, do you understand the consequences of your acts?"
-"There is no escape from destiny."
"But, but DAD!!!!!! FREEBIRD kicked in."
…and then the wolves came.
"And thus, I die" is gonna be an unhealthy habit of mine to say from now on.
Me in a awkward silence
"And then the wolves came"
Just like in my dream!
That's just what he/she/they would've said.
In this economy?
And thus, I die.
As the prophecy foretold.
“They say our baby will be born with a disability.”
“As the prophecy foretold.”
when you really want to write 'K' but you don't absolutely hate the other person
Not since the accident
But at what cost?
And then the wolves came
There is no escape from destiny.
In *this* economy?
“This is why mom never loved you”
*...and then the wolves came*
As the prophecy foretold, I have learnt a new thing today.
Just like in my dream!
@@Irreverent_Radiation As the prophecy foretold
In this economy ?
But at what cost?
That’s what he/she/they would’ve said
“And then the wolves came…” is so damn ominous and I love it
In this economy?
@@airconditionedBreezeis this why fate has brought us together?
@@TheGreatThicc *In this economy??*
@@airconditionedBreeze As the prophecy foretold.
It’s the last line in a short story called “The Interlopers” highly recommend it
“In this economy?” Is my favorite response. I use it all the tome
In this economy?
And thus, I die
mine is "not with that attitude"
A tome? In this economy?
Tome
i will officially be trying to use the phrase "as the prophecy foretold" in every conversation i have.
How's it going???
@@user-wm3bf7pi3u I gave up. As the prophecy told.
@@user-wm3bf7pi3u As the prophecy foretold
@@user-wm3bf7pi3u i forgot. as the prophecy should've foretold.
@@_birdie Keep up the good work....👍
All of these strung together sound like the monologue of a godlike entity during the final boss fight, maybe not the last two but that depends
In *THIS* economy???
@@wackyanimations3326 and then the wolves came
Imagine ending your presentation with:
"And thus, I die."
*drops mic*
But at what cost ?
Ok I’m doing this on my next presentation and no one is going to stop me.
@@theparagamer786 let me know how it goes
In this economy?@@theparagamer786
“Thus I die. Thus, thus, thus.
Now I am dead,
Now I am fled,
My soul is in the sky.
Tongue, lose thy light.
Moon take thy flight.
Now die, die, die, die.”
― William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
"what do you want for dinner?"
"as the prophecy foretold"
And thus, i die
In this economy?
There is no escape from destiny.
Why are there so many foxes here... just like in my dream
But at what cost?
"As is tradition" is my go-to.
I once tried so hard to change the subject away from my estranged brother's cursed political views by saying "Oh, I had such a weird dream last night hahah" only to be met with "YOU GET THE DREAMS TOO????"
Odds are he's a redditor or schizophrenic
Oh wow. Didn’t know so many people were getting those weird dreams. Glad to see it’s not just me.
@@RandomMaximal So the curse was real...
Who’s paying you to say this
"Dear diary, today was going really good! I went to my School, talked with my friends, did a good job on my classes. I came back to my home and played online games with my discord friends. had a nice dinner after playing few hours. Everything was nice today... And then the wolves came."
Truck-kun resurrected as a pack of dire wolves
"Now I'm a werewolf. Awoo."
@@SupersuMC In *this* economy?
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked
And thus I die
I usually just go with, “Yeah, sometimes it be like that.“
After years of use I can confidently say that it’s a reliable choice.
Well, it’s all about finding that balance.
One I've started trying lately is "I'm from a planet called Steve."
I like to go with the more formal “I see…”, it’s a classic
@@counter.123 That reminds me of one my dad would say...
"I see, I see said the blind man to his two deaf daughters."
The "Yeah, I mean, it's tough right?" is also a good one
"Hey honey, I'm kinda busy today, do you think you could start the laundry?"
"BUT AT WHAT COST?!"
A wink is as good as a nod to a blind man.
Say no more, say more wink wink, nudge nudge
But when this world is an eye for an eye, each wink is... Um... it covers that eye, quickly and then opens again.
Sneaky blink, some maybe say, probably or something.
@@illiatiia he said knowingly, ay ay?
Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen
@@eidolomere so err, you're a man of the world? You've had sex? With a lady?
"What?"
Repeat every time they respond. Eventually they just leave.
'You're brainwashed' probably will triggers everything that person has experienced in their entire lifetime span waiting in turns to come out. it's a powerful sentence
But at what cost ?
I'm gonna start randomly telling people that 💀
"Uh, you're brainwashed 👉"
@@cypher1233please recite your prayers first before doing it
So... It has come to this
@@cypher1233 "Hi, how are you doing?"
"You're brainwashed"
"So let it be written, so let it be done..."
I'M SENT HERE BY THE CHOSEN ONE
You can also try taking the first sentence or two from a book, and then add "And then the murders began"
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in posession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. And then the murders began." - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"Call me Ishmael. And then the murders began."
"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. And then the murders began."
(Which, surprisingly, is exactly what happens.)
From something I made when I was really young:
"This circus has to be perfect!" Tim said. "It has to!"
Oops, the trapeze artist fell! And then the murders began.
"It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. And then murders began”
-Roald Dahl, Mathilda
"Congratulations, it's a boy? You are now a proud parent! "
"And thus, I die"
But at what cost?
"And then the wolves came" made me snort.
Yes, yes they did. And we can't legally make them leave.
In this economy?
@@everypizza There is no escape from destiny.
@@helenetrstrup4817 As the prophecy foretold.
@@everypizza Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.
@@helenetrstrup4817 But at what cost?
*”Ah yes, (pretty much anything). (Description of that thing). We have dismissed that claim.”*
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"Damn this bread is good"
"But at what cost..."
1 dollar
@@Hugealligator254 In this economy?
In this economy?
....Just like in my dream!
And thus, I die.
*"Wow, that's crazy"*
*"You're kidding"*
*"You don't say"*
-The hairdresser who can't hear you over her blowdryer😌👌
"you don't say" is easily the least awkward. Or just "yeah, uh huh. Right. Interesting."
One thing that I used to occasionally say: *"We don't talk about that in this house/family."*
"F*ck you" is the single, most powerful sentence in existence that can answer any question, and reply to every other sentence
Summarizes me when I stumble across a troll
Doctor:- congratulations sir. Your mom Doesn't have cancer.
Me: fuck you!
In this economy?
And thus, I die.
As the PROPHECY foretold...!
They forgot the classic "Thou would defy your god, mortal?"
You could make a full convo out of these.
--And thus, I die...
--In _this_ economy?
Just like in my dream
You wanna die ? Yup ...
There's a tax for that.
but at what cost?
And then the Wolves came
There is no escape from destiny.
“I like your funny words magic man”
"Nice weather today"
"As the prophecy foretold"