I don’t understand? Is that not funny? Imagine someone playing smb and there’s a bullet bill and the say “FHE BBC TORPEDO IS COMING OHH MYY GOD” id be rolling on the floor to be honest
the thought of LTG sitting with his family opening gifts makes me laugh. Mostly because i have the mental image of him yelling "GTAB' if someone gives him the wrong gift
"You guys do Christmas like it's still Halloween. You don't deserve to give me gifts. You're DOGSHIT at this, fuckin wishlist-sniping, bum-ass, broke-ass bitches."
Shout out to Revolver I almost died off the thumbnail!! Another great one filled with edits and ever so simply showing how much this lolcow contradicts himself. Masterfully done!!
I don't typically watch LTG stuff, but this was a fantastic edit. My favorite part has to be Dale fighting against that Lucas, the Lucas heals, Dale loses & blocks him, then it cuts to the Hero healing 😂
8:37 Dude, is he completely oblivious to the fact he just let his full intro play out? And then he gets mad someone else does it? I don't want to hear anything about "Why are you all glazing other streamers? Why are you not supporting my stream?" People don't want to be banned for playing the game, for having a gifted sub, ect. Edit: I will give him that about Christmas, it's really just fake at this point. Even if you don't look at the history of the holiday and how gross some of the false worship was and it was just renamed Christmas, I mean people only care about you to give you gifts during that time? They only care about how you're doing during Christmas season? It's so fake.
@@InDimensionD Seeing his Mario Kart gameplay was painful! I haven't played Mario Kart for nearly years until I played again on Switch a few weeks ago and I'm still good at it. Hell, even when I was 6 or 7, I was immediately good at playing Mario Kart when I first started(Wii and DS/3DS).
Remember people, this guy recommends you eat cereal with water, and had a tortilla with peanut butter on it, and wants to shame the black race like he wasn't choking on as Popeyes chicken sandwich cause the meat was too thick... Never forget.
Okay so, all fairness here, good peanut butter on a nice flour tortilla with some chocolate sauce and powdered sugar? Solid little desert item that is.
God imagine thinking Christmas is only about buying gifts to watch kids open them. No its about spending time with friends, family, and reminiscing about the past months leading up to Christmas. Our grinch here is just mad because he was disowned by his entire family so he has NOBODY to spend the holidays with. You made your bed fale. Now sleep
2:56 "That sounds like a lawsuit to me" 19:22 "I still feel like I can sue CZcams for that shit honestly. I really do feel like I got a case with the right lawyer." blud cant actually be talking about suing motherfucking google 💀💀💀
love how dale has the means to take shortcuts yet he avoids them cuz from past experiences he gets stuck in them or falls off the course so instead of thinking "im doing something wrong" he has imprinted "path hurt me. avoid path" in his brain so he constantly stays in last and blames the game for being broken or players for being sweats (tbh tho if yer using like wiggler and lil wheels in 50cc at dales level you are sweating hard) lol
LTG gets mad just from you moving your character. He literally wants you to stand there and let him win. I can't understand how people can watch him and become a fan. It's mindboggling. He complained about a dude playing an Earthbound character and somehow made that a bad thing LMAO!
Nah, he'd get mad at that, too. He only otherwise gets mad when it looks like other people either aren't trying or are trying too hard. Which is any time they're playing and he's not winning.
Hits with the same energy as "I am not a crook!" and "I did not have sex with that woman." and "I am a very intelligent person." Hey, if losing at video games ever gets boring for him, he can try losing at politics! He'd fit right in.
No way my guy is complaining about that Lucas player when he can’t even adapt beside constantly using specials. lmao he called Earthbound After Earth 😂😂😂
Phil will forget he's playing fans and call them basic combo users then reels it in and pretend he's having fun. LTG just miserable and a terrible human being.
My god...Dale is just vile. Like not just at gaming, but just as person as well. Like i always see the memes, the rants, bans, etc, but never a video naturally comprised of every negative dynamic all at once. This guy is just a terrible human being, like holy shit.
its all an act. other fgc-heads like smug, punk, etc. caught ltg outside his section 8 housing and hes quiet like a mouse. dude is a coward. notice that he only plays zoners or "men"? yeap hes a sus closeted projecting coward.
Reiko, Simon Belmont, JP, always the same gameplay, always the same tactic, RUN, spam projectile/full screen attack, wash, rinse repeat, he's a damn coward!
10:06 This is the Lars in T8 that wears Shadow Sonic costumes that ltg despises, the one he claims could never touch him in Tekken 7 the one at Yaksa rank that Ltg could never achieve the entirety of T7 lifespan
Now that I’m thinking about it, was there ever a time where ltg lost a match and said it was a fair fight? I think I’ve never seen it aside against gvlty
So basically him in a nutshell is, let him win in all video games…
And you beat him you’ll get berated and then banned
Yupp!! Dudes damn near 40 playing the game against kids an mid 20 like his peek didn’t expired YEARS ago!!!
Pretty much. His ideal game is one where he never has to deal with the opponent attacking him.
I'm still trying to figure out how to ligit beat him
Just put down the controller and walk away
LTG doesn't want fans, he wants simps.
Facts
His chat is literally the personification of simps galore. If you're not dickriding his every word and opinion, you get either timed out or banned.
He's LITERALLY an E-girl
Nailed it!
Paypigs
"iM nEvEr AnGrY"
Duu lies as naturally as he loses
This is my favorite comment on a RT video ever. It's so true. 😂
"Duu"😂😂
He's not always angry! Sometimes he starts crying, when sadness overwhelms his fragile ego.
"You're lucky I'm not playing with miguel."
Plays with miguel.
"You're lucky I'm playing with a ps4 controller. "
You really cant win with this guy.
He's such a baller he games for a living and can't buy a decent controller.
"sf6 sucks mk1 will destroy it" . "mk1 is ass Tekken 8 will destroy it" same energy 😂
You really can't 'lose' with this guy either, apparently
@@Svt_Lyo he said the same shit about sfv a decade ago lol
He doesn't just move the goalposts, he has them air lifted to a small island in Indonesia.
the funniest is how he was threaten his mods on xmas to gift him subs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All his fake dono burner accounts getting caught and banned
"I can make me playing fighting games boring"
Daley you've been doing that for years without the detractors around
Better question is, can he make them entertaining when he's not just screaming at croc rushes.
He didnt quit that Mario Kart game because of the lightning, he quit because Kani wasnt in the lobby anymore
Now that you think about it 🧐 he left immediately after she did lol
Yep I remember she was gone prior to that race. He only plays it because of her. What a simp
Dale old enough to be her dad
The silence on that Akuma Taunt was LOUD 😭💀💀
OSU 🔥👺🔥 5:10
Such a sore loser when he loses he restarts the tournament or kicks the person who beat him
Not before he call them trash and thirsty cause they beat him
@@infamousp3nisfr he also said your life sucks to one of his viewers like nice way to treat your viewers 💀
But remember lil bro doesn't want to win his own tourneys lol
Has a LTG tourney even come to a natural close?
@Critick3000 nope, he gets his mopped up and bans the person then says fuck this tourney lol
I love this editing so much of censorsing the words, my favorites are Bloop and giggity 🤣
Its godlike
bloop bloop giggity
Lowkey I wish he would do one video doing aqua teen censors
Clap clap ,nope,yup, and the yick are on point. 😂😂
The metalocalypse censor rift
He says "i can make me playing very uninteresting and still have people watching". Jokes on him, he is always uninteristing.
I’m dead he said I just won’t play MK anymore like that stops the boys from making bread of him 😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine spending Christmas alone and not seeing your younger family members unwrap their gifts. This dude is so sad.
Seeing kids open up gifts makes you happy? This is so sad too
@@roverlimao1944Christmas is about spending time with your family and enjoying yourself but okay.
@@matiasshaw2185 christmas is just another day
i deadass said "its me!" and he was QUCIK to ban me LMFAO 5:20
That Uncle Ruckus remix is quite fitting for him. The self hate is something else.
Dale getting bootybusted 😂😂😂😂
Expeditiously
@@RevolverTheory cooked to precision.
Guh, I STILL hate when he calls the Bullet Bill a "BBC Torpedo"... 🤢
Ikr it's lowkey nasty
It's time for MEN!
He has dick on the brain
He likes taking them.
I don’t understand? Is that not funny? Imagine someone playing smb and there’s a bullet bill and the say “FHE BBC TORPEDO IS COMING OHH MYY GOD” id be rolling on the floor to be honest
I love how his only answer to why someone else is winning over him is bad game or lack of sex 😭
He’s pissed off because people like to watch a 5-10 second intro? That’s funny AF!!!
Funny how he watched his first every time like okay man
@@spectrum1511ikr he stays projecting
Too rog and too furious
It’s always gotta be “me me me” with this man. It’s only Dale’s intros that should be viewed, not anyone elses
@@_CrimsonBlade LMFAO!!!!
Woah he can almost count to fucking 20!
I'm surprised lmao
😂
😂
"Can I get a bullet?" if only Dale...
💀
the thought of LTG sitting with his family opening gifts makes me laugh. Mostly because i have the mental image of him yelling "GTAB' if someone gives him the wrong gift
He did bro that’s why he doesn’t see them he banned em from his life
Look at all these flowchart ass gifts. Wrapping paper not swaggy at all, like wtf would I even open this!?!
GAW DUU I said I wanted the BLACK nike socks. Gtab.
"You guys do Christmas like it's still Halloween. You don't deserve to give me gifts. You're DOGSHIT at this, fuckin wishlist-sniping, bum-ass, broke-ass bitches."
the baby crying sound effect at the end had my dying
"Dude playing Tekken like it's Tekken 3." So dude was playing against Dale like someone who actually understands the game ☕
Dale hates that he has to stream during the holidays, he thought he would have moved on in life. But nope, he will be stuck during his 40's
That PS1 intro had me weak LMAO
If my ps1 cut on like that I'm taking it back 😂
This dude so trash at smash that he isn't even playing to win, he's just playing not to get 2 and 3 stocked lol.
Shout out to Revolver I almost died off the thumbnail!! Another great one filled with edits and ever so simply showing how much this lolcow contradicts himself. Masterfully done!!
Super Charger RT Kart 8 DALEeuxe is WILD! Bro Revolver got talent 😂
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Did he just call Bullet Bill….a BBC Torpedo?!
Whose mans is this?!
Dale hosts a tournament
Dale when he loses: "I'm removing you dude get kicked" 😂
"Get that ass banned"
_>"I'm not angry... I'm heated"_
_>we wuzn't kings... we wuz KANGS_
👌😅
Kangz 😂
@@RevolverTheory -We- *I* ✊🏾
"I feel like that's a lawsuit". Since when did laws involve "feelings"?
You always have the best thumbnails
Thank you lol
Thumbs getting wild asf lol
“Made a character with a clock huh? Man you got plenty of time don’t you?” Best unintentional pun ever 😂
😂😂😂😂
Yoooo I'm dead 😂😂😂💀
Denies being angry, gets angrier when someone calls him heated and doesn't deny it.
Never learn critical thinking dale.
I don't typically watch LTG stuff, but this was a fantastic edit. My favorite part has to be Dale fighting against that Lucas, the Lucas heals, Dale loses & blocks him, then it cuts to the Hero healing 😂
8:43
But he literally JUST watched his own intro
2bi 2 curious lmfao
Remember he said he was going to be an actor? LMAOOO
Dc and marvel movies here he comes.
He is an actor!
He's got ME convinced he's a petty, petulant manchild, anyway.
@@RevolverTheory I have EXTREMELY HIGH doubt Marvel and DC would put him in movies. He doesn't even have any dedication NOR talent.
8:37 Dude, is he completely oblivious to the fact he just let his full intro play out? And then he gets mad someone else does it? I don't want to hear anything about "Why are you all glazing other streamers? Why are you not supporting my stream?" People don't want to be banned for playing the game, for having a gifted sub, ect.
Edit: I will give him that about Christmas, it's really just fake at this point. Even if you don't look at the history of the holiday and how gross some of the false worship was and it was just renamed Christmas, I mean people only care about you to give you gifts during that time? They only care about how you're doing during Christmas season? It's so fake.
I'm sorry your Christmas isn't lit my guy
Calls a dude trash
Opponent gets perfect round 😂
Damn, and I thought my christmas was terrible.
9:02 - “You’re removed from my f*cking tournament.” Like if you’re salty, just say so. 😂🤣
lmfao what is that autotune? too funny man
2Bi 2Curious? 💀💀💀
21:15 translation in dales head "Its time for men"
Being bad at tetris is a sign of bad hand/eye coordination and low intelligence
Just watch his.mario kart gameplay. His whole eye to brain coordination is whacked out 🤣 🤣 🤣
@@InDimensionD Seeing his Mario Kart gameplay was painful! I haven't played Mario Kart for nearly years until I played again on Switch a few weeks ago and I'm still good at it. Hell, even when I was 6 or 7, I was immediately good at playing Mario Kart when I first started(Wii and DS/3DS).
Remember people, this guy recommends you eat cereal with water, and had a tortilla with peanut butter on it, and wants to shame the black race like he wasn't choking on as Popeyes chicken sandwich cause the meat was too thick...
Never forget.
Okay so, all fairness here, good peanut butter on a nice flour tortilla with some chocolate sauce and powdered sugar? Solid little desert item that is.
Not hating on it at all, but that muppet didn't even use a skillet, just had it sitting on a burner on the stove if memory serves.
This year is the year LTG needs to be cleansed from the internet
LMAO I almost spit my mate after watching PS1 load with the 'O-O AAAAAAAA!' yell!!! Just brillian!! And the Goofy shout too!!
5:23 i cant with these sfx 😂😂
28:09 LACK OF SEX😂😂😂 poor kids 🤣🤣
Could be worse. Lack of sex AND finish 11th 😂😂😂
Dale's projecting so hard that we might aswell see his room temperature iq thoughts on an IMAX screen.
BRUH THAT PS 1 INTRO WITH DALE 😂😂😂
"Thirsty ass (WHAT!)"
"Thirsty ass (WHAT!)"
Thirsty ass (BLOOP)"
I'm crying at these edits man lmao😂
SKREE SKREE
*BREATHES IN*
God imagine thinking Christmas is only about buying gifts to watch kids open them. No its about spending time with friends, family, and reminiscing about the past months leading up to Christmas. Our grinch here is just mad because he was disowned by his entire family so he has NOBODY to spend the holidays with. You made your bed fale. Now sleep
merry saltmas!
Yo who TF is sitting in this dudes chat getting talked to like that!? Them boys down bad!
11:12 niqqa was heated LMAOOO
That Uncle Ruckus music fits his streams perfectly 😂
Diglett might as well just stop playing any fighter
Imagine saying people balrog when you are a balrog yourself
My thoughts exactly
Dale wishes he had money like Balrog
4:04 unc actually thinks people will watch him without playing games even tho raging and getting angry got him popular in the first place 💀💀
0:24 That sound effect of his always cracks me up
😂😂😂
The baby crying edit at the end killed me lmaoo
Man plays mario kart like he has adhd
2:56 "That sounds like a lawsuit to me" 19:22 "I still feel like I can sue CZcams for that shit honestly. I really do feel like I got a case with the right lawyer." blud cant actually be talking about suing motherfucking google 💀💀💀
"Lucky i didnt pick Miguel..."
Picks Miguel, loses😂
“MODS HE QUESTIONED ME GET HIM!”
The Flocka ad libs go hard. You gotta add some Lil B ones bro
I'll see if I can find some
love how dale has the means to take shortcuts yet he avoids them cuz from past experiences he gets stuck in them or falls off the course so instead of thinking "im doing something wrong" he has imprinted "path hurt me. avoid path" in his brain so he constantly stays in last and blames the game for being broken or players for being sweats (tbh tho if yer using like wiggler and lil wheels in 50cc at dales level you are sweating hard) lol
Mf’er calls it slander when they got his ass in 4K 😂
🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
LTG gets mad just from you moving your character. He literally wants you to stand there and let him win. I can't understand how people can watch him and become a fan. It's mindboggling. He complained about a dude playing an Earthbound character and somehow made that a bad thing LMAO!
Nah, he'd get mad at that, too. He only otherwise gets mad when it looks like other people either aren't trying or are trying too hard.
Which is any time they're playing and he's not winning.
The soundboards when he curses or says something of nonsense are hilarious!!!!
"im never angry" if that was the case you wouldnt have trolls in the first place
Hits with the same energy as "I am not a crook!" and "I did not have sex with that woman." and "I am a very intelligent person."
Hey, if losing at video games ever gets boring for him, he can try losing at politics! He'd fit right in.
No way my guy is complaining about that Lucas player when he can’t even adapt beside constantly using specials.
lmao he called Earthbound After Earth 😂😂😂
Holy shit he really is thee IRL Uncle Ruckus. Wow.
“You’re good at this game, get the fuck out of my tournament”
I see that someone informed him that Yoshi is the best character in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.
Phil will forget he's playing fans and call them basic combo users then reels it in and pretend he's having fun. LTG just miserable and a terrible human being.
Happiness and joy only gets in the way of THE BIZ, you feel me?
The biz is losing and being a whiny bitch.
And biz is booming, for Dale.
Rage quitting Mario Kart is crazy
the fucking autotune kills me when he starts getting mad
2bi 2curious..im 2bi for yall mane lol
That thumbnail made me laugh! You had to make a Fast and Furious reference!! Good one!
My god...Dale is just vile. Like not just at gaming, but just as person as well.
Like i always see the memes, the rants, bans, etc, but never a video naturally comprised of every negative dynamic all at once.
This guy is just a terrible human being, like holy shit.
its all an act. other fgc-heads like smug, punk, etc. caught ltg outside his section 8 housing and hes quiet like a mouse.
dude is a coward. notice that he only plays zoners or "men"? yeap hes a sus closeted projecting coward.
19:18 Damn, Dale even sucks at Tetris 😂
You gotta give this man credit LTG that is….. he has his own racial slur (bolrog )😂😂😂😂
Balrog actually means demon of might which his dumbass is unaware of he’s actually giving compliments
The uncle Ruckus trap theme is such a banger 💀
You can tell his family banishment still stings to this day. #ForeverFree.
When your parents say just let him win
Reiko, Simon Belmont, JP, always the same gameplay, always the same tactic, RUN, spam projectile/full screen attack, wash, rinse repeat, he's a damn coward!
In games and irl. he will never step up to a callout.
“Christmas is all about buy gifts , and arching your family open them” BRO JEUT DIDJT RECEIVE THR PS5 last year
10:06
This is the Lars in T8 that wears Shadow Sonic costumes that ltg despises, the one he claims could never touch him in Tekken 7 the one at Yaksa rank that Ltg could never achieve the entirety of T7 lifespan
LMFAO intro is glorious, my like goes instantly after hearing that Waaaooooaaahhhhh!!
0:11 "I'm heated?" *Travis Scott* YEAH!
😆
How you rage quit in Mario Kart😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now that I’m thinking about it, was there ever a time where ltg lost a match and said it was a fair fight? I think I’ve never seen it aside against gvlty
10:15 The Texas Chainsaw sound effect 😭
Dale with Tekken: "Don't you dare watch your intros after I just watch mine! If you do, you'll get banned!"