Two and a Half Men - Alan with a Hooker [HD]
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- čas přidán 19. 12. 2013
- Charlie arranged a prostitute for Alan. Although Alan's standards aren't that high, it's not working out.
Season 5, episode 14 (Winky Dink Time).
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Season 5, episode 14 (Winky Dink Time)
Oh damn i thought this channel is dead! Are you gonna post more videos?
Thank you!
"I'm just not buying it,and since I am buying it I should be able to buy it "
@@mudassirahmedi5617 Are you referring to me?
@@bongumenzijiyane5064 That's just your typical internet troll, talking shit.
Oof
“I’m not even the biggest I’ve seen” honestly has me in years
How many years?
Don't give a damn who you are that's funny right there.
Allan does have a point: a girl who exaggerates how great you are is just as annoying as a guy who exaggerages how great you are.
Agreed
Alan paid for her and he still got rejected
Can you blame her, "No looty no booty". That'll explain everything
Only Alan is neurotic enough to scare off a woman he paid to have sex with!🤣
@@torchtaula9389 Those were funny to me and I can understand how it was Cringe for her. 🤣
If he would of just shut up then it would of worked out
"Okay, second base for free"
"I've got a headache"
"I can work with that I was married for 12 years"
🤣🤣
Here's your money back stay the hell away from me or I'll call the police
All married men including me can relate
"I don't want to brag, but she wouldn't take my money."
William McCormick haha 😂
William McCormick bmc 😇🤕👰💂💑👪🕴💑👪👪👪👪💃👪💃💃🕴👪💃👪👪👪👪👪👪💪💏💏💏💏👆💑💑💑💑💑💑💑👭👭👭👭👭👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👭👭👭👭👭
Faruk Arslan 😉😂😘😑😊😃🏢
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Rose acting all professional with the Hooker 😂😂😂
She's a crazy stalker with a heart of gold, non-judgemental all the way ^^
😂😂😂😂 crazy shi...
"ok, second base for free" xD Keeping a positive outlook Alan, I like it! Definitely a "glass half full" kinda guy xD
gavinoaw alan: i dont mean to brag.... but she wouldnt take my money lol
gavinoaw rotors
High pressure to get out the door and then came a Prada
gavinoaw b the way it was
Cam someone say what does it mean second base 🙈
@@irynaprokopenko6438 Second base is feeling up the girl's naked body but not actual sex, if you're still curious.
Only Alan can fuck this up.
Well if you have a big mouth like his
This guy is a legend...
As much as Alan was being annoying with the talking and pickiness, he has a point. If you're gonna pay for sex or the girlfriend experience, at least make it believable.
@Alan Walkman So true!!!
Part of me fully agrees, the problem is that so much of sex is wrapped up in fantasy and the imaginary. The entire interaction is transactional and inauthentic and this is by design. If you want physical intimacy, get a prostitute, if you want emotional intimacy, get a girlfriend.
@@rfwoolf emotions are dumb.
Only Alan Can screw things up with the woman he paid for
knowing my luck lol
since when rose use the door?
. . . . Since they realized needed someone to do that part.. . . .😁
Blaze right around when you stopped using grammar
Good observation.
there's one episode where charlie tells her to stop climbing and use the door as a normal person, since they're friends
@@ciesco122 i recall she said it felt wrong and at the end left by jumping out the deck as usual xD
"Ohk 2nd Base For FREE"
That's my Man!!
"I´m not buying it! and since i am buying it i should be able to buy it!" hahahaha
that girl will cost a lot more than $500 in today's market...
*1500
Can I ask how you know?
Mate it's 20 for a street corner girl that hot if you look in the right places just double bag it to be safe and shed be around 3k now
@@rhodrijames6215 where are the right places bro you talkin bout europe?
Inflation. There’s your answer
“I don’t by it, and since I am buying it I should be able to by it”
Watching this makes me feel better about myself 😂
1:25 no cash in advance I am not in your pants😂😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂 gets me too
Have you tried switching hands? 😂😂😂
2nd base for free, lol way to keep it positive Alan.
nice girl to give back the cash
I love you
Weirdo.
yeah was real nice of her
Carolyn Nigro
Would it kill Alan to just to shut up for a second and let the woman do her job instead of him complaining about his problems?
alan is the best actor i ever seen
“You’re waiting for a prostitute?”
“NO”
Jon Cryer will go down in TV history as one of the funniest actors of all time.
Cryer was a good actor but Charlie was the heart and star of the show.
500 for her. That's a bargain
+Rick Elkin true bro would smash my gf looks like shit compared to her haha.
***** I'm sorry bro but I'm just being honest.
Not if she fakes everything.
Luke Morrisby I'm a youtber with only 10 subs
''I'm just not buying it and since I am buying IT,I shoulb be able to buy it"
That was funny even in portuguese kkk.
For $500.00 a pop, she is more than welcomed at my place every week, no questions asked
Anthony Oodie __ 😂😂
Anthony Oodie jfjc
Dude just go on a night out and get yourself a woman in a club. Unless you're extremely ugly and fat it shouldn't be that hard
@@imkyle4life It's impossible to get a women in a club unless you're a professional rapper/athlete.
@@nocucksinkekistan7321 lol no it's not xD and if you don't wanna go to a club, just use tinder.. so easy
"No no of course not
Why would you lie to me?"
Alan is a fucking genius rolf
don't ever call me again......Alan what did you do to her
Annoyed the crap out of her
Annoyed the crap out of her
Indeed he did. I wouldn't be annoying anyone for a business deal
Annoying? She wasn't doing her job properly..... she was super fake
@@Firemarioflower How can she be fake?
🤣😂🤣😂STILL IN LOVE WITH 2 and a half 😂😂❤️❤️
👉 It's MAY 23,2019 😂😂❤️❤️
Have u tried switching hands gets me every time
Haha rose your funny mate you really help complete the two and a half men show. From Marcus.
Thanks for the like cheers mate have a great day hope you're having a great weekend from Marcus in australia.
"i´m sorry i´m just not buying it. But since I am buying it i wanna buy it"
Alan 2005
This is so freaking funny.
Im not buying it and since im buying it i should be able to buy it
Lmao
Yeaaah I understand where Alan is coming from. Everything sounded exaggerated
Have you tried switching hands💀
No cash advance I’m not in your pants. 😂😂😂
Can’t lie I’ve had a prostitute leave angrily 😂
Alan really has self esteem issues
That exagerated and fake attitude would bother me also, I give Alan's reason this time. Let it just flow it naturally and we'll be fine. There are turning on words but must come in the right moment with the right way.
+XBarajasX And you wonder why you're single...
+Ann Yeah cause apparently you know all about the love lives of random CZcamsrs based on video comments lol
+Gary Taylor obviously!
***** So based on this I can say you're a fat ugly married religious unhappy woman.
With the accurancy of a blind archer it seems.
I can't believe I never seen a single episode!!!
you're missing out. funniest show out there
no lootey no booty; no money no honey;
NBN TV sounds like one of the guys handing out handtowels and aftershave in toilets "no splash, no gash"
Simon Godfrey Inbetweeeners 2!!!
“Alright, 2nd base for FREE!”
I just said I don't believe I'm the biggest you've ever seen...I mean, I'm not even the biggest I've seen XD
The best part what i enjoy when Alen says "ooo stop stop tell me what is more believable"
How the hell I miss this episode even though I had watched sll
"You will just be doing allen, this evng"
What can i say, Charlie? She wouldn't take my money.
Alan was really the best in this show 😅😅💯🙂
Tone down to believable level.. 😂
no because i used to watch this when i was 8 😭😭
He could have just told her not to speak and focus on the job.
The hottest girl on TAAHM.
Kandi??
500? fuck that, spend 20 bucks get some beer, and have a date with mrs palmer
Lol @ mrs Palmer
I have an idea as you why Alan was never that successful in is previous roles. He's much more entertaining playing a loser, as a leading man, or in a normal role he would be hard to take.
Rose used the front door
How about switching hands??? 😂😂
Does work
He is so screwed up.
Without the superglue
Make me proud
I got a headache just watching this lololol
Seriously 😂😂
Rose used the front door... What was she planning?
Murder
Why can't he just go with the flow T.T
Ah my MGTOW hero is here! All hail Alan! What a legend, hooked up for free, not even a guy who paid for dinner can say that!
He's not MGTOW, just a failed incel
Your lips are so thin and dry😂😂😂
Funny I cry 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao!!!!!😅😄😃
so in short he couldn't get it up
Oh Allen do you know why she was late...and kissing on the lips. Sick
Maybe its just me but this set...especially the Ext. door step and the door itself looks like the Three's Company set redressed.
Actually it’s the old Laverne & Shirley set when they moved to Burbank.
I need to Go to America hahahaha
where did the red coat at the end come from????????????????
She brought it in with her at 0:57
Goddamit Alan.
Don't ever call me again
I'd rather do Rose
I hope she took extras for those kisses 🫢😂😂
this is real life, sometimes women are so funny, they don`t realize it that we men notice it when they are faking it, at least i notice it, and it just makes me laugh, so funny,,,tell me women, is it compulsory to pretend? men will "come" anyway.......
kofiata ata need that tune...women!!!
LIFEHACK !!! 😂
Make me proud 🤣🤣
Only Alan could gay that up
3:42 Kitna Ghatiya Aadami H Ye😂😂(Alan is Such A Cheap Man)😂😂
All she had to do was shut the hell up and do him🙄
What de hell does he want
Alan " make me proud "referring to his manhood 🤣🤣🤣
Ive paid more than my share and it was never worth it.
It's pure torture watching Alan screw things up with a woman !
Make me proud😀😀
geez!
I watch all of the ones on TV as well you know I like them you to like doing this don't to look💑💑💑💏💏💏💏💋💋💜
I love tv
Lucky lucky lucky
good
Nice he got those kisses for free
Who in their right mind would kiss a prostitute?! Yuck!
Not even if I GOT money for it!
Good
Hilarious