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  • “We're bluffing.”
    Season 1 Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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  • @willjohnboy
    @willjohnboy Před 26 dny +442

    Judith calling someone a selfish hateful person is quite rich.

    • @PapaLobo94
      @PapaLobo94 Před 20 dny

      She’s a pot calling out the kettle. Flat out evil person through to her core

    • @danieldickson8591
      @danieldickson8591 Před 18 dny

      That gene pool definitely holds some piranhas.

    • @davidwhite2671
      @davidwhite2671 Před 15 dny +8

      And pathetic too.

    • @arturovillegas1128
      @arturovillegas1128 Před 10 dny +3

      If so then Judith should say that again but while she is looking at a mirror

  • @TshiamoDre
    @TshiamoDre Před 26 dny +671

    It goes without saying, Alan picked the wrong member of the Judith household.

    • @srami004
      @srami004 Před 26 dny +13

      But you know how Alan can be lol

    • @michaelbarquet4169
      @michaelbarquet4169 Před 26 dny +44

      @@srami004picked? She said no

    • @vijayiyer8518
      @vijayiyer8518 Před 26 dny +16

      She would have been an even bigger pain than Judith. First chance she would have got, she would have cheated on Alan. At least Judith didn't do that

    • @culamaaron
      @culamaaron Před 26 dny +32

      @@vijayiyer8518Judith cheated on him with the gardener

    • @bhamsoxfan72
      @bhamsoxfan72 Před 26 dny +5

      But he didn't. He picked the sister, who said, Nuh-uh...

  • @clarkkent8286
    @clarkkent8286 Před 26 dny +460

    Judith is such a hypocrite

    • @michaelcollins2030
      @michaelcollins2030 Před 26 dny +52

      Yeah even her actress hated the character

    • @georgevarughese4886
      @georgevarughese4886 Před 20 dny +3

      ​@michaelcollins2030 she said that???

    • @michaelcollins2030
      @michaelcollins2030 Před 20 dny +10

      @@georgevarughese4886 yeah while she did enjoy her time on the she she hated Judith and people had to help calm her down and she would apologise to Alan’s actor after filming a scene together

    • @bakalsyuhada
      @bakalsyuhada Před 19 dny +2

      Convert.

    • @danieldickson8591
      @danieldickson8591 Před 18 dny +1

      @@michaelcollins2030 Being stuck playing a character you dislike for an extended period is rough on an actor. When you're living in the head of someone who makes you feel bad, you can start to feel down on yourself.

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 Před 26 dny +189

    Charlie: "...You lied to me!?" 😂😂😂

  • @JackJack-zo4zt
    @JackJack-zo4zt Před 26 dny +197

    It baffles me as to why Alan would give a fuck what his _ex_ - wife thinks...who gives a fuck if she's feelin' any sort of way. Tell the truth Alan. Get revenge!

    • @henrypeters5291
      @henrypeters5291 Před 26 dny +20

      The divorce was still fresh at this point and I believe here was still trying to reconcile things.

    • @winoodlesnoodles1984
      @winoodlesnoodles1984 Před 26 dny +5

      @@henrypeters5291 If not for his heart, for is pocket book. 😅

    • @spinmaster0
      @spinmaster0 Před 24 dny +16

      He is a simp, that's why!

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 Před 23 dny

      I have never been divorced but I have friends that have ex-wives. There is no single more destructive force on Earth. Because society and the court system is stacked in their favor over the ex-husband they can get away with almost anything. Keep your kids from you. Make outlandish allegations and have them taken seriously (then face no consequences when they are disproven). It is a decades-long dedication to appeasing the crazy witch you divorced, if there are kids, or else life is awful and your poor kids bear the brunt of her crazy, angry hate. He literally has no choice if he wants to have his son in his life and keep him out of the line of fire.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Před 22 dny

      She's still the mother of his child that he has to see on a regular basis, and he's still her bitch.

  • @rydermcguire6836
    @rydermcguire6836 Před 26 dny +230

    00:46 I can’t tell if Charlie is trying to get Alan away from Judith or he is using him as a human shield 😂

    • @viperdemonz-jenkins
      @viperdemonz-jenkins Před 26 dny +20

      he was trying to get Alan away he knows you do not interrupt a cat fight or you end up the scratching post.

    • @victorcoleman949
      @victorcoleman949 Před 26 dny +3

      Also yes...

    • @thunderlighting2006
      @thunderlighting2006 Před 26 dny +6

      Both

    • @somerandomguy4240
      @somerandomguy4240 Před 26 dny +5

      I think it's a bit of both.

    • @tonyblake7569
      @tonyblake7569 Před 25 dny +4

      My guess is both, but more trying to get him away. He didn't have a good enough grip to stop him from moving from in front of him, just enough to let him know he should move. Plus if he didn't do that Alan probably would have just stayed where he was.

  • @SteveK3824
    @SteveK3824 Před 26 dny +110

    “Hey I’m a guy” Lol

    • @aqeel-3771
      @aqeel-3771 Před 26 dny +14

      Definitely regular tension 😅😅.

    • @KingSaint007
      @KingSaint007 Před 16 dny +1

      I said the same thing when i was looking

    • @Kas58223
      @Kas58223 Před 12 dny

      😂😂 me too I say that as well

  • @martinb.770
    @martinb.770 Před 26 dny +120

    Too bad they never brought Teri back - might have added a lot of nice storylines.

  • @och70
    @och70 Před 26 dny +129

    Judith's sister > Judith.
    Terri Freakin Hatcher.

    • @jc7671
      @jc7671 Před 25 dny +1

      This Teri Hatcher post breast surgery. I remember when she flashed those saggy old nipples in her 30’s.
      Serious disappointment.
      They’re real. But definitely not spectacular.

    • @BecomingBangali
      @BecomingBangali Před 19 dny +2

      She was Terri-ble

    • @danieldickson8591
      @danieldickson8591 Před 18 dny +5

      Better looking, arguably. Personality-wise, neither sister was any prize.

    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes Před 5 dny

      Teri

    • @davidhenryhudson3102
      @davidhenryhudson3102 Před 3 dny

      She's kinda boney.

  • @thepriorstone4064
    @thepriorstone4064 Před 17 dny +27

    An ex wife getting mad because he liked her sister first is so confusing

  • @andrekerrison3367
    @andrekerrison3367 Před 22 dny +32

    "So I was your second choice?"
    Of course not.. you were my backup plan. There's a difference.

    • @MDAce150
      @MDAce150 Před 10 dny +1

      He could’ve said “No!… You were 1B…” 😂

  • @lordwinton
    @lordwinton Před 26 dny +87

    Teri had it still

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před 26 dny +17

      She looks great in red.

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 Před 26 dny

      she blew my noodle once on the set of two and a half men

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před 25 dny +14

      "By the way, they're real and they're spectacular."

    • @danieldickson8591
      @danieldickson8591 Před 18 dny +1

      @@hawkeye5955 By this point they were somewhat deflated.

    • @Wyndamn
      @Wyndamn Před 13 dny

      ​@@danieldickson8591LIES !!!!!

  • @calebstevens7487
    @calebstevens7487 Před 26 dny +59

    Chronological yes 😂😂😂

  • @ivervj2923
    @ivervj2923 Před 26 dny +42

    They really look like sisters

    • @danieldickson8591
      @danieldickson8591 Před 18 dny +1

      I don't think there's a particularly strong resemblance. But do they ever fight like sisters.

  • @danyjr
    @danyjr Před 25 dny +30

    Jon Cryer is an amazing actor.

  • @ericgarringer6911
    @ericgarringer6911 Před 22 dny +20

    "We were both bluffing" lmfao

  • @Salty_Balls
    @Salty_Balls Před 26 dny +51

    Damn, Teri and Marin both looked smoking hot.

    • @redips
      @redips Před 26 dny

      Oh yes!!! They have sexy bodies

  • @TheDarkarrow7
    @TheDarkarrow7 Před 13 dny +3

    I crack up when Charlie pulls Alan away from Judith and Liz 😂😂

  • @peterharrell7305
    @peterharrell7305 Před 18 dny +9

    Just in case anyone is wondering. This IS where you tell your ex wife that she was your second choice.

  • @johnny1902
    @johnny1902 Před 14 dny +7

    Oh really I thought it was just regular tension 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aristidastankus8043
    @aristidastankus8043 Před 26 dny +41

    This scene made my day after I came home from the bank 🤣

  • @frostypizzaman1793
    @frostypizzaman1793 Před 7 dny +2

    Charlie - Alan?
    Alan - She's bluffing.
    Charlie - Are you sure?
    Alan - Trust me, she hates you.
    Charlie - Trust me, that doesn't always stop 'em.

  • @Daniel-cz7kd
    @Daniel-cz7kd Před 25 dny +19

    I don’t know which is funnier, the clown 🤡, the sisters taking the other brother to the bedroom or the walk out with the bluff 😏

  • @spontaneouswizard358
    @spontaneouswizard358 Před 26 dny +22

    Really good episode overall. It was good to see Judith’s side of the family for once!

  • @hjluke4807
    @hjluke4807 Před 26 dny +17

    Why would anyone pick Judith and not lois lane is beyond me

    • @EastJazzman
      @EastJazzman Před 24 dny +8

      Because Lois said no first, only reason I can think

    • @donjohn2695
      @donjohn2695 Před 21 dnem +4

      I'd pick Judith

    • @KingSaint007
      @KingSaint007 Před 16 dny

      If it's a ONS with Judith

    • @Kllgg
      @Kllgg Před 9 dny +3

      If you set aside her personality, I always thought Judith was one of the most attractive people on the show.

  • @doczack1
    @doczack1 Před 20 dny +6

    God I love this show

  • @tonyblake7569
    @tonyblake7569 Před 25 dny +13

    Love this. Really it's pointless but I love how Teri Hatcher played Lois Lane in the new adventures of superman, and Jon Cryer played Lex Luther in Supergirl, and Lexs nephew Lenny in Superman 4. No they weren't in the same things, but still love they both played people in the same thing.

    • @hv3115
      @hv3115 Před 10 dny

      You're right. Utterly pointless. Stop talking.

    • @Howyaduing
      @Howyaduing Před 7 dny +1

      Terry also appeared in Smallville as Lois‘s dead mother and appeared in Supergirl as Mon-el‘s mother

  • @paxwallace8324
    @paxwallace8324 Před 22 dny +17

    The actress who played Judith is so gorgeous

  • @ZakEmber
    @ZakEmber Před 3 dny +1

    Judith is pissed Alan didn't choose her first over her own sister, yet Judith divorced Alan and expects him to always consider her needs and feelings. What a hypocrite! She doesn't have a leg to stand on regarding being upset when she's the one who left Alan in the dust.

  • @srami004
    @srami004 Před 26 dny +18

    Ngl, wished they had gone all the way

    • @quackassassin2146
      @quackassassin2146 Před 26 dny

      I got 20 bucks that says Judith would fuk Charlie to sleep

    • @Gen_X
      @Gen_X Před 26 dny

      Under the circumstances i would only approve Alan screwing Judith's sister.. But Charlie should not break the "bro", code..

    • @doczack1
      @doczack1 Před 20 dny +3

      Me too I think that would have made Judith’s relationship with Charlie and Alan even funnier

    • @KingSaint007
      @KingSaint007 Před 16 dny

      I said that too

  • @wolvie5032
    @wolvie5032 Před 18 dny

    What episode is this

  • @thegrind5273
    @thegrind5273 Před 19 dny +6

    I still don’t get what happened in the end lol

  • @EastJazzman
    @EastJazzman Před 26 dny +18

    You can tell both sisters are bad for you, but I would have Liz over Judith.
    Liz will give you a single amazing memory but brush you off later, and leave you crazy.
    BUT BETTER HER THAN JUDITH!!!
    Judith will give you a lifetime of misery, nagging, complaints and is never satisfied with anything.
    So Liz over Judith any day!!!!

  • @Whoeverwhateverwhenever
    @Whoeverwhateverwhenever Před 26 dny +3

    Susie Q 😂

  • @vrvaughn
    @vrvaughn Před 15 dny +3

    They’re real and they’re spectacular…

  • @chriskeck3689
    @chriskeck3689 Před 26 dny

    Bravo

  • @ICavalcadeI
    @ICavalcadeI Před 7 dny

    They're real, and they're spectacular

  • @pk3
    @pk3 Před 25 dny +4

    Why is Alan so being a wimp. Judith has dumped him any way and still he is afraid of offending her.

    • @KingSaint007
      @KingSaint007 Před 16 dny

      He's a lot more than a wimp hes pretty Spineless and weak

    • @hv3115
      @hv3115 Před 10 dny

      That's his character. A pathetic, beta male wimp who cowers before his ex-wife.

  • @redips
    @redips Před 26 dny +7

    Alan, Liz would’ve been great for you!!

  • @gerdtt79
    @gerdtt79 Před 26 dny +19

    Is Liz younger or older than Judith?

  • @seanmcdonough4902
    @seanmcdonough4902 Před 7 dny

    Damn ! Both ladies ! & even ROSE....sans the clown suit.

  • @N1k4_Gr1v
    @N1k4_Gr1v Před 25 dny

    Judith and Love? XD XD XD

  • @roberthart6592
    @roberthart6592 Před 24 dny +3

    You looked at my wife's chest hey I'm a guy.😅

    • @KingSaint007
      @KingSaint007 Před 16 dny

      I said that to my ex girlfriend's boyfriend

  • @AVdh6nr5mk1m
    @AVdh6nr5mk1m Před 11 dny

    Always kind of weird when you Charlie looking out for his brother 0:45.

  • @69metersbelow25
    @69metersbelow25 Před 22 dny

    Lmao

  • @jamesscali6156
    @jamesscali6156 Před 25 dny

    laugh my ass off lol

  • @Haldricsfury
    @Haldricsfury Před 24 dny

    With how long they were in each others rooms it wouldn’t have been a bluff for me

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 Před dnem

    WHEN you realize THAT Lex Luthor almost got hooked up with Lois Lane...

  • @anonymousdaniel7267
    @anonymousdaniel7267 Před 21 dnem +2

    Allen just looks at the situation and carefully pulls his brother back out of clawing range.

    • @Colton-wz5sh
      @Colton-wz5sh Před 20 dny +2

      Charlie*

    • @danieldickson8591
      @danieldickson8591 Před 18 dny +1

      I suspect Charlie had been faced with this kind of scene before. Probably involving him.

  • @konpsymusic
    @konpsymusic Před 26 dny +6

    technically i'm still a virgin

    • @gdmfsob4424
      @gdmfsob4424 Před 26 dny

      Must be Catholic girls

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino Před 22 dny

      @@gdmfsob4424 I'll say the facetious "what is that supposed to mean"

  • @brianpratts
    @brianpratts Před 6 dny

    Alan could've straight up and say yes to Judith because she was a second choice and she deserved to be second choice since she divorced him

  • @LednacekZ
    @LednacekZ Před 26 dny +5

    i know Judith is horrible, but as a 1 time thing? Why not?

  • @williambrown2331
    @williambrown2331 Před 21 dnem +1

    World is now full of Judith’s

  • @Short-N-sweetshorts2024
    @Short-N-sweetshorts2024 Před 20 dny +2

    Terry Hatcher!🤤🤤🤤

  • @retloclive9118
    @retloclive9118 Před 10 dny +1

    Judith's sister only appearing once was such a waste. At the very least, she should have appeared for the Judith/Herb wedding episodes.

  • @redips
    @redips Před 26 dny +7

    Judith: I knew you was looking at my chest.
    Which means Charlie likes what he sees 😉😉

  • @ResilientFighter
    @ResilientFighter Před 20 dny +2

    were the women bluffing towards the end? or was it the men that chickened out?

    • @Gcue10
      @Gcue10 Před 20 dny +1

      Kinda lost on that too lmao 😂!

    • @KingSaint007
      @KingSaint007 Před 16 dny

      50/50 on both sides

  • @michaellefort6128
    @michaellefort6128 Před 12 dny

    Teri Hatcher as I live and breath.

  • @westmcgee9320
    @westmcgee9320 Před 22 dny

    Homie the Clown

  • @SuperFang1
    @SuperFang1 Před 5 dny

    Two and a half men is only funny with Charle. The chemistry between the bros is fantastic.

  • @andydoms2001
    @andydoms2001 Před 26 dny +1

    “Maybe while you having a good time with my sister I’ll have a good time with your brother”
    “Beg pardon”😂😂
    “Oh don’t be coet with me Charlie you know we’ve always had sexual tension between us!”😂😮😅😮

    • @KingSaint007
      @KingSaint007 Před 16 dny

      Really? I thought it was regular tension

  • @freshprince374
    @freshprince374 Před 9 dny

    It’s Teri Hatcher.

  • @Canoga_Knuckles
    @Canoga_Knuckles Před 26 dny +5

    Umm why was granny crashed on the couch

  • @davidperkins7782
    @davidperkins7782 Před 26 dny +1

    YOU DON'T LOVE HIM!

  • @JD86Vintage
    @JD86Vintage Před 25 dny +1

    There is no way Alan was bluffing.

    • @Kllgg
      @Kllgg Před 9 dny

      Alan’s the only one of the 4 who wasn’t

  • @Colton-wz5sh
    @Colton-wz5sh Před 20 dny +2

    Alan is so weak here. He should’ve just said “yeah you were my second choice. So what?”. And why does judith care when she divorced him? Typical woman moment. They aways want all the attention, even from guys they “dont want”

  • @humor1012
    @humor1012 Před 18 dny

    It would have been interesting if something had happened between Judith and Charlie.

  • @podsmpsg1
    @podsmpsg1 Před 20 dny +2

    Judith was a gold digger.

  • @alvilla701
    @alvilla701 Před 11 dny

    0:34 "technically im still a virgin", what does she means by technically?

  • @ChristopherLRussell
    @ChristopherLRussell Před 2 dny

    So why did they all end up bluffing? I don’t get it.

  • @villageblunder4787
    @villageblunder4787 Před 14 dny

    Teri Hatcher 1964
    Marin Hinkle 1966
    Jon Cryer April 1965
    Charlie Sheen Sept 1965

  • @desmondkissoon8273
    @desmondkissoon8273 Před 22 dny

    Technically still a virgin

  • @arturovillegas1128
    @arturovillegas1128 Před 26 dny +3

    I haven't watched this show in a while but what would Alan's life be like if he had married Liz instead of Judith any idea's or theories?

    • @Colton-wz5sh
      @Colton-wz5sh Před 20 dny +1

      Same thing. Women arent really that different, especially when raised together.

  • @arkadiuszsiepiela7109
    @arkadiuszsiepiela7109 Před 25 dny +2

    Alan act like coward. He’s explaining ex wife all of those things.
    Be man !

  • @johnny1902
    @johnny1902 Před 14 dny +1

    I stopped watching after he left

  • @robdowsing3361
    @robdowsing3361 Před 26 dny +4

    You couldn’t get away with that humour in today’s WOKE world but I still think it’s funny😂

  • @olivertinker
    @olivertinker Před 12 dny

    People watch this?

  • @Y_hass
    @Y_hass Před 26 dny +4

    First!

  • @daveme1239
    @daveme1239 Před 26 dny +28

    Alan: trust me she hates you.
    Charlie: trust me that doesn’t always stop them!!
    I actually believe that!!