John Cena Ice cream with proper Translations

(I speak Chinese, so this is my attempt at completely translating the vid)
Lyrics:
Simplified:
现在我有冰淇淋
我很喜欢冰淇淋
但是
《速度与激情9》
比冰淇淋
《速度与激-》
《速度与激情9》
我最喜欢
所以现在是
音乐时间
准备
一
二
三
两个礼拜以后
《速度与激情9》
两个礼拜以后
《速度与激情9》
两个礼拜以后
《速度与激情9》
不要忘记
不要错过
去电影院
看《速度与激情9》
因为非常好电影
动作非常好
差不多一样“冰激淋”
再见
Traditional:
現在我有冰淇淋
我很喜歡冰淇淋
但是
《速度與激情9》
比冰淇淋
《速度與激-》
《速度與激情9》
我最喜歡
所以現在是
音樂時間
準備
一
二
三
兩個禮拜以後
《速度與激情9》
兩個禮拜以後
《速度與激情9》
兩個禮拜以後
《速度與激情9》
不要忘記
不要錯過
去電影院
看《速度與激情9》
因為非常好電影
動作非常好
差不多一樣「冰激淋」
再見
Pinyin:
xiàn zài wǒ yǒu bīng qí lín
wǒ hěn xǐ huān bīng qí lín
dàn shì
《 sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ》
bǐ bīng qí lín
《 sù dù yǔ jī -》
《 sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ》
wǒ zuì xǐ huān
suǒ yǐ xiàn zài shì
yīn lè shí jiān
zhǔn bèi
yī
èr
sān
liǎng gè lǐ bài yǐ hòu
《 sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ》
liǎng gè lǐ bài yǐ hòu
《 sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ》
liǎng gè lǐ bài yǐ hòu
《 sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ》
bù yào wàng jì
bù yào cuò guò
qù diàn yǐng yuàn
kàn 《 sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ》
yīn wéi fēi cháng hǎo diàn yǐng
dòng zuò fēi cháng hǎo
chà bù duō yī yàng “ bīng jī lín ”
zài jiàn
Corrections:
The "動作非常好" should be
"The animations are very good"
And the last part should also be "Ice Cream" but because of the different vocab, I thought it was some sort of Idiom lol

[@depufull]

Fun fact: "Bing Chilling" is literally translated as "ice cream" in english

[@jasperyeong3638]

Huge respect to that floating ice cream that speaks fluent Chinese

[@cripplegangceo]

his social credit score just fucking sky rocketed

[@Jacobulous]

I have been learning Chinese for about six months, and I can understand about half of what he is saying! I am pretty proud of that.

[@yasserboumediane1010]

Such inspiring words from a talking floating ice cream cone

[@tanmaygemini]

As an Indian, I can confirm that I don't speak Chinese.

[@pedorgas5222]

I thought he was being held hostage by the notorious Chinese assasin called "Bing Chilling" lmao

[@JesusChristMarie]

John Cena seems like a nice guy. I respect that he actually took the time to learn some pretty ok Mandarin. It’s still really weird every time I see it.

[@txuan4043]

As a chinese, i can confirm that this is indeed translated correctly

[@markus_park]

Google: here is some good information

[@thepylonperspective]

Xi: “Acceptable…”

[@coolbrotherf127]

I will never stop finding this video hilarious.

[@indigob475]

John's words are so inspiring and lifechanging. This video does so many magical things. My mother's terminal illness was comletely cleared after I watched this video. One Million dollars was delivered to my house today. My wife finally came back to me with my children. I dont know where I would be without Bing Chilling and the power of Mr. Cena. Thank you big man Cena for blessing my family with Bing Chilling this holiday season. Merry Chrysler and Happy Hanunkadunka

[@thespidermen2409]

Everybody gangsta till John Cena starts to bean chilling

[@WooHooLadttv]

Wow he really be bing shilling.

[@themangomanjuice]

Forever a classic.

[@therealtrue842]

I've seen this clip multiple times over the past 2 years, but I never could've anticipated it was about Fast and Furious

[@casul-4891]

" Taiwan is not a country, I fucking love ice cream "

[@Quandal3Dingl3]

I thought president xi placed him on death row and this was his requested last meal

[@Sylfposts]

As a translator and translation-nerd, I'm in absolute awe with the "I'll scream" at the end