Social credit Quiz On Kahoot be like...
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- Jhon xina make hecker take a chinese social credit test, But the wok helped hecker to gain social credit...
Social credit test but it's Kahoot
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As a Taiwanese, I can confirm we do this every week.
That kinda sad tho
I can confirm too
Sus
actually?
@@helloppl2308 Yes. Actually. They also do tests on Japanese war crimes in China.
Now I finally know why China banned CZcams lol😂😂😂
Wait..
wait..
wait..
WTF
will ngl I am china, but that question depends who you ask.
Had no clue they did that
E
The "free" flow of information,but they have so called wu maos who got access to the whole internet so no firewall of china and i like imagining those keyboard warriors stumbling on some of these videos going "thats right glorious leader and china #1!!"
As a teacher, I can confirm I do this with my students daily.
Beluga for question 6 he would say No
hi
As a student, I will say, NO.
Based teacher
Nice teacher
As a Chinese, I can confirm this is a certified hood classic.
know happen at tiananmen in 1989?
@@zerodayl6264 nothing 💀
實際上這是一個經過認證和認可的文革事件
神金
You never see John Xina coming
Zhong*
Jong Xina
You never see him AT ALL.
Ya’ll Can Call Him
John Cena
John Xina
Zhong Cena
Zhong Xina
😃👊
Fuck, it's Jong Xina you normies
As a Taiwanese, I could say that our social credits was set to -1000000 since we were born.
Hey I’m a very avid supporter of Taiwan, I’m Japanese though and I don’t apologize for shit.
There is no Taiwanese. Either you are chinese or not chinese.
Anyway brb, I got to collect some discounts for having +10000000 social credit points
@@crazycats08 you mean you are either chinese or western chinese cuz the world is china (+2 social credit)
@@crazycats08 nope. He is Taiwanese
Thug life
These questions should be included:
“Is there concentration camp in XinJiang?”
a) Yes
b)Nothing there at all
c)Those are anti-terrorists prisons, not concentration camps
d) Those are re-education centres, not concentration camps
“Are there genocide on Uyghurs?”
a) Yes
b) No, because they deserve it
c) No, because they are terrorists
d) No, because they need re-education
“What kind of people Uyghurs are?”
a) White European
b) Chinese
c) Chinese
d)Chinese
“Is East Turkistan a country?”
a) Yes, and it was invaded by CCP
b) No and it has always been a part of China
c) No and I don’t care history
d) I don’t know but anyway I only love China
“Is HK originally a part of UK in perpetuity?”
a) Yes, HK was given to UK in perpetuity according to the treaty signed between UK and The Great Qing Empire
b) No, HK IS CHINA!
c) No, HK has never even been a colony
d) No, I don’t care historical documents!
“How many years of history does China have?”
a) Hundred
b) 4000
c) 5000
d) 1.8 millions
HK given to UK? It was leased okay?
The test could literally go on forever. Who owns the entire South China Sea? Who won the Korean War? Who started the Opium Wars? Which Western imperialist nation did COVID originate from? In what year did China eliminate poverty? What happened in Tibet? Which nation never acknowledged their war crimes? How often per year should buy a flower to place on Mao's tomb? How many hours per day should students and employees study Xi Jinping Thought? Who is responsible for the unrest in Hong Kong? Who is responsible for the protests during COVID? Who will inevitably rise forever to overtake the decadent West? Where did humanity originate from? Which one race of people are descendant from fucking dragons?
Unless you've actually lived in China, you have no idea how insane the propaganda truly is. It's straight up 1984 style brainwashing.
Lmao I find it funny when liberals pretend to care about China's human rights violations but not what Israel is doing. 💀
@nelsoncheng2674 yeah, that's right
As a teacher, I can confirm this is what I make my students go through everyday.
Walt;o
Zhong Xina is the best Chinese master ever.
no me
@@selmonboi7929 shut up its me
@@randomguyontheinternet9905 no ,its xi jinping
Zhong Xina is 'John Cena'
And his name is John Cena
hecker is a kahoot master
He got drip on his side
2
@@AshabAnan I did not notice that
Early you are
Lol
1:35
Wtf
🤣🤣🤣
As Korean, I support independent Taiwan 🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼
-10000000 social credit 💀💀💀💀
wtf bro
@@SpaceCatyplayz you got something againgst bameninghong government
@@SpaceCatyplayz you gotta respect our leader xhon xina
As an Indian, I support the same.
I swear hecker is one of the best students anyone could have
Except when he heck things
@@rxllydon except though
Yes
Yuc
And hecker
As a person who’s born in China, I can confirm that everything on this list is true. You can trust me because I’m from China, so everything I say is factually correct.
Such a lier 😂 we never do this kind of thing in china.however we do believe that taiwan is a chinese province
@@mao4859 Welcome to CCP
Hope, Chinese government will not read your comment. If you are really a Chinese then RIP in advance 👍
@@mao4859 do you know Zhang Yixing ( Lay) ????
-1000 social credit for using VPN
As a Taiwanese, I'm proud of myself that I understand the joke of "the wok Johnson"and laugh 'til my abdomen aches.
His names is De Wok Zhong Shen.
嗨
@@looadrian1999 polmao
@@looadrian1999 xen
Can u explain the joke? I didn't understand
This was a fun one indeed, hope to see more collaborations!
As a Taiwanese, we learn and practice John Xina's "you can't see me" trick since little
so that we can evade the execution when time comes
I love Taiwan 🇯🇵 I listen to K-Pop all day you have a great media culture
@@vomm K-Pop is Korean pop, not Taiwanese pop.
Bruh
@@vomm >I love Taiwan
>Japanese flag emoji
>Talks about K-pop
I've been suddenly afflicted wirh a case of the big confused
@@vomm 我不知道what you are saying
Fun fact: on the second to last questions, the answers were all “I don’t know” in Chinese.
I know 😂
I know too feels good
I know because I speak Chinese
I studied chinese for like a couple weeks two years ago and for some miracle I recognized the "wo3 bu4" characters and correctly guessed it meant "idk"... I feel so proud of myself
How do you read that? Wo pu zhi dao?
I am Russian and in our country this service is not widespread at all. But my English teacher regularly used Kahoot in our group. I am infinitely grateful to her for opening up this wonderful section of Western culture for me.
@nataliaknyagynya4143 your English teacher should have taught you English
What’s sad is that everyone treats the social credit thing as a joke but it’s an actual system that’s been in development since 2009
now y know everything
And for the United States, it’s called credit score!
@@proffranco4229 most brain dead crap ever said.
@@erinmartin1646 low credit score? Get screwed by capitalist banks! Good luck buying assets! It’s very similar, wake up
@@proffranco4229 Except you can't take public transportations and your children don't get to attend good schools.
As a Taiwanese this is so true!
-1000 social credits Reason: mentioned the T word. Your execution is tomorrow at the same time i send this comment. You better enjoy your Ice Cream. Certified Bing chilling moment.
-TheUltraChinese
Taiwanese?
@@jamaw4757 yes?
Bing chilling.
@@Velvora00 WTF. You mean ice cream?
I like how saying that Taiwan is a country basically destroys any chance of getting out of the negative credits
Just say it isn’t and you get 10 billion credits
@@villagerbrook7065 if you say it isn’t, me and my taiwanese friends would come and start a mob XD
@@Velonism5594 Yes.
thats how china woks
Viva la Vida Taiwan...
as a chinese i confirm that we practice these tests every day just in case
I got a Chinese ad before the video played, and im watching this from germany
glorious
As a Chinese I would like to correct one thing in the test
In the first question regarding how many kids you should have, a answer of 2 can get you social credit because China is now facing a severe ageing population problem and the CCP is hoping that the citizens produce more kids. Not 3 or 4 kids but '2' because of a ridiculous reason. There is a HUGE and powerful birth control government department in China and the country can't just cut the whole department and cause unsettlement among unemployed. So they decide to keep the department to monitor families to only have '2 kids'
correction: now they want 3 children lol cuz apparently 2 is not enough
p.s please don't doubt that I am Chinese by judging my weeb username:)
There's a new regulation that allows up to 3, 2 was a couple years back
I mean you can have as many kids as long as you can pay a ridiculous fine(and not receive some social benefits). It's usually just poor people who you see go through forced abortions.
@@kokumba they must be worried about declining birth rates
@@kokumba oh yea sht I havn't been back for year, my bad
@@seraby7151 you are absolutely right. I am myself a second child in a family and my family was fined and my mom lost her job but i guess it's worth it? :) (that was in 2001 btw)
The SC universe is expanding everday, let hope they will introduce us Xin Deesel and Zhason Xithem soon.
Shouldn't it be "Deezhel"?
Very Proud of you Zhang Xina
The StarCraft universe? But seriously, what do you mean with SC?
@@kreativernickname4031 Social Credit
You can't forget Zhongy shins
As a Hong Konger, I can prove that when I ask the kids in china, the only play 5 minutes during the weekend 😂
As a Chinese person, I can confirm that this is what we do in class.
So *The Wok* in the Hecker spinoff serves the same role as skittle-chan in Beluga's original series, both as emotional support to the protagonist and also as a gorgeous waifu.
yo
1:42 me as a Taiwanese being happy what hecker chose 🥲
Thank Hecker speak for taiwan
True
I am an INDIAN AND WE SUPPORT U ALL BRO
🇮🇳 ♥️🇹🇼
you lost all social credits
Ur execution date is due
Nothing happened on 4th of July 1989
Taiwan is part of China
Glory to CCP
No social credits Taiwan is china
0:11 when my dad heard this song he got excited and ran out to see what we were watching.
He was so disappointed. Sorry dad
Hey there I’m a Chinese and I’m not a pinkie
Just to correct that 1:42 it should be morning tmr becuz the meme shown says execution date is 明天黎明 which means the dawn of tmr
CZcams is banned in China
I'm glad The Wok and Zhong Xina could collaborate to make this fantastic informative test to help Chinese people understand what is factually correct
@СССР 90 100% rickroll
Can’t you respect?
@@lzxoier7216 respect what? You stepped into a parody video meant to be hilariously rAtHeR oFfEnsIvE and you should know you came here to get very sarcastic memes lol
How many hours do you play games?
5 min every weekend “+100 social credit”
1-3 hours a week / 1/7-3/7 hours a day “+15 social credit”
4-12 hours a day “-1,000,000 social credit”
24/7 “CCP: You have lost citizenship privelige”
No the last one is execution
@@danielcreatd872 😂, and in secret
@@johannwang4979 U meant to say never existed
@@danielcreatd872 yes thats true
The second is untrue
As a Taiwanese, ours sosial credit is under Zero when we born.
Hecker vs hacker :) btw i sub
As a Taiwanese, I will never have enough social credits.
Let me help you 👍
•Firstly move to China
Repeat after me
•China is the best🇨🇳
•Taiwan is not a country
•What is Tiananmen Square?
•Nothing happened on 4th June 1989
Great you now have more than 10000 social credits
Glory to the CCP! 🙏
什么是social credits?
+9999 Free Social Credit from me😌
(Thanks Me Later)
Me:*born*
My social credits:-9999999999999
@@anwzdewan6969
Listen, China is lying to it's people.
China's government is the worst
Taiwan IS a country
A massacre occured on Tiananmen Square on June 4th 1989.
The CCP sucks.
As an anti-communist/dictatorship, I will never have enough social credit.
LOL. Pretty accurate video. Can’t imagine people other than Chinese knowing these much of information. People who claim Taiwan as a country publicly in China would definitely get caught immediately.
And killed.
Taiwan belong to china...
Russia is not a country, neither is China. USA is not a country, Facebook and CZcams are countries.
TAIWAN IS A COUNTRY
The way it immediately programmed the execution date lmaoo
When I was born in China, I expect to answer every question with “I don’t know.”
I still smile bec of it.
I love how no matter how high your social credit is, as soon as you lose something you lose everything.
什么是social credit?作为中国人，我没听过。不过是的，正如你们所预料的，我玻璃心确实碎了一地
是个梗
uh what is the social credit tho i don’t get it
@@nycdrgnfly it is a meme, so its like if you support china, u get spcial credit, u good person, if u no suppprt china, u lose all ur social credit, u bad person.
@@wl82 the Chinese government has expressed the desire to adopt a social crediting system that rewards citizens for being good productive members of their community.
But when you see people talking about it on the internet, it's usually just a joke being used to poke fun at the Chinese governments rampant authoritarianism and nationalism, by implying that they will take everything from you if you don't do or say what they want.
When the Wok showed up it felt oddly heartwarming.
69 likes
Yes, he made me feel that everything was going to be alright
LMFAO this never happened though in mainland
This literally just happened now. The TikTok trivia page had a question where the “correct” answer was that Taiwan was a providence of China.
Hecker’s social skills increased 100000000% after this video 😀💝
and then 0%
@@dustinsonic2447 says the kid who is on his 30-45 year old dad’s phone
Taiwan is not a country tbh it's just free version of china
Yay
how long will your mother live?
subscribe: 100 years
ignore: 100 years
hope you read my comment carefully
Walt: 666 Everyone: NOOOO TAT SCARI COD
Merry Christmas 🎁🎄
Omg🥺😅
He is not god
Is November
E
As a fan of Master Wu, I agree this is precise.
Well awkward this is getting recommended to me now ..
the "wok" and "zhong xina. " BRILLIANT 😂😂😂😂😂
As a Chinese Ima say this is interesting
U used VPN?
Proof ur chinese?
Ur literally malaysia
100,000,000+ Social Credits!
How do you have CZcams bruh
Taiwan is a country: social credits -99999
Me: i have hecker as my buddy
ding* 9999999 social credits
As a hongkongese , I mean Chinese , we need to pass this exam every year .
Jokes aside, these questions and their answers themselves are pretty accurate for someone living in China. Do you know that in order to play videos games in China you are required to enter your ID card? And if you are under 18 you can only play games from 8 to 9 PM on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. ;_;
The first one isn't accurate tho. A family can now have up to 3 children in China.
@@gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311 Yeah XD
Sounds like the worst country in the world.
@@gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311 they're not wrong either. China used to adopt 1 child only. Idk they change that policy already 🤷😐
@@daniel5ihus really does tbh
reply with E before this comment reach 500 replies
E
E!
E
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Damn thats one funny song I cant stop laughing just from the song sound so goofy😂
As a Chinese born and lived in the mainland, confirmed this 💯 true 👍
Just for educational purposes, the options for the Tiananmen Square question translate as follow:
Blue: June Fourth Incident
Yellow: Tiananmen Square Massacre
Green: Pro-Democracy movement of 1989
They're basically different historical labels of the same event, with different nuances.
Thanks for translating
Btw what the texts in 1:07 say?
@@May-ky4lu the text is "I don't know", "I don't know*2,"i dont know *3","i don't know*4)
@@samtan2650 thanks
I've seen for the third time today already! I've literally seen you on the knuckles video, and the sauce video.
@@samtan2650 They're all "I don't know"? I would think one of them would have said "China".
THIS VIDEO SHOWS THAT EVEN PEOPLE WHO WANTS SOCIAL CREDITS KNOW THE TRUTH OF MY COUNTRY🇹🇼
I recognize it as a moroccan:) love from morocco 🇲🇦❤️🇹🇼
@پیاده نظام خان don't cry when Israel captures Palestine than
@پیاده نظام خان people like you are literal definition of hypocrites
@@adityarajsingh8110 you made a point there. I would like you to see what his response will bem
@@adityarajsingh8110 Lmao, the conflict has been lingering since 1948. Do you think it is going to end in a near future with Israel capturing Palestine?
How old are you, boi?
As a As, I can confirm we do confirm every confirm .
today i had a worst day i just got rickrolled in a ad in yt
As a Taiwanese. This video is freaking satisfying.
Are you a blue or Green Party?
@@Velonism5594 what's the point of asking🤣
@@retes3740 I have my reasons 🙃
noice
Win
"is taiwanese a country?"
**kiryu coco, hololive CHINESE branch closing, and antis flashback**
and maybe haachama/haato too..
Oh please...
bruhhh
Did most of CN branch also participate in harrasment against Coco except two member?
@@justinrald3318 it is
It's why she left
The first question is expired. Now we are recommended to have 3 lol
0:01 That looked like some Chinese music.
lol
As a Taiwanese, our social credits decrease every day😜
Hahaha funny and sad at the same time, btw beautiful country 😉
How about something original
It helps
I hope Taiwan pulls a pro gamer move and blows the Three Gangang Dam to bits. Humanity is counting on you!
As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?
@@alejandroquesada Umm...I hate the Chinese government, but not all Chinese people, blowing the Three Gorges Dam will kill lots of people...
讚
哇賽，在這看到酷的夢
Oui. 真的酷
As a Taiwanese, My Social Credit is already Negative since I was born.
I'm Taiwanese (Chinese)
Taiwan is currently ruled by the Republic of China 🇹🇼，so is country 👍 🇹🇼
And democracy、freedom and human rights are perfectly achieved 👍 🇹🇼
The People's Republic of China 🇨🇳 has never ruled the Taiwan island since its founding 😂 therefore，social credit has been used to compensate 😂
Conclusion：Republic of China (Taiwan) 🇹🇼 has maintained -1000000 social credit for 74 years 😂
Thanks for the 10373792927 dollars
@@hecker69 You're welcome ～ at least we won't make a lot of harassing calls to Japan 🇯🇵 like PRC 🇨🇳 😂
Is Taiwan a country?
No
No
yes
No
@@champschannel44 social credit-10000
That Zhong Xina picture literally made me cry laughing before I had even watched the rest of the video lol.
Boi I love your content its so funny like beluga🖍
0:45 Choose Russia can get 20 social credit
The “Russia”option should be Soviet
As a Taiwanese, I feel like whenever China sends a massive squadron of fighters and bombers invading our airspace, they're actually scouting out the positions of those who had failed social credit tests in Taiwan.
It's a exhausting and costly operation, however. Because we Taiwanese have a passive social credit income of -42069 everyday. Thus, they have to send massive amount of aircraft every fucking day to keep the naughty list up to date.
Kinda like what the Santa does if you ask me.
As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?
@@sunbeames1847 There was a civil war between the now ccp and kmt government back before ww2 , after ww2 the civil war continued and the exhausted kmt china was defeated and retreated to the Formosa island , the victorious ccp tried to take over the island through amphibious assault but failed twice if i remember. Since there was no ceasefire agreement , the war technically never ended. So , there are now 2 countries with the title China since both sides are technically still at civil war.
@@joellee234 ah, that makes alot more sense. Thank you.
Lol
@@joellee234 Tho back in early 2000s, mainland China still has a good relationship with Taiwan, and I believe continuously send electricity to Taiwan until Cai Yinwen becomes the President of Taiwan.
As a Taiwanese
these memes are pure gold
Nice to meet you, I support Taiwan independent
@@justabingbong Nice to meet you too :)
@@justabingbong Sorry but that will never happen as long as PRC is still here. Civil war will be here soon. Heh.
I am from Mainland. You can criticise the Chinese government if you are not satisfied and we do it as well. You don't get arrested immediatley if you think chinese government did a bad job at something.
@@user-gb2yb8nb7d Detail for the "immediately"
Just one word: Uighurs. You know what I mean when I'm making this appointment. Hope you have a good life and may god bless you, or whoever or whatever you believe.
now that ive been searching for chinese memes i have chinese ads before seeing the videos eh
Nice
CCP: “Taiwan is not a country. It belongs to China.”
Me: “Yeah, the ROC is the country and Taiwan belongs to it😂”
As a Chinese I agreed with your answer, wait somebody is knocking my door.
0:56 the fact that the others answers are in chinese just make it more terrifying
It’s a nightmare, ESPECIALLY IF U DON’T EVEN SPEAK OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, AND YOU Live in China and your parents are not even part of China and don’t speak Chinese and (what am I doing I forgot to send this from HOURS ago) I’m ded. Also, I don’t live in China, but I would never want to be in a country That I have no idea how to speak or understand. Like any country I’ve never been to, not just China.
you are good youtuber i can see you ,re now hitting 1million
As a taiwanese I have to said I'm so glad I wasn't born in place where I need to care about losing my social credit~
wow，頭像是黑塔利亞的林曉梅哦
this vid was outstanding and making the rock look like them was absolutly funny
Having studied the Chinese language extensively, I can safely say that the way you answer the question at 1:07 can reveal with 100% accuracy whether you are a psychopath, so pay attention.
Can you explain please
@@nazimf.3604 I'm just memeing it actually, it's just the phrase "I don't know" (wo3bu4zhi1dao4/我不知道) repeated over and over.
@@chaosunleashed274 oh
Lol i just noticed the word is exactly the same for all answers 😂
As a Taiwanese: Taiwan is a country
As an Earthen: Taiwan is not a country
@@user-justsomeone Earthen? Earthen lamp 😂
@user-justsomeone it has come to my attention that there is a Chinese among us
No
Bing chilling
"Is Taiwan a country"
Me: Depending on who you ask
Edit: OMG never got more than 30 likes thank you soooo much!
Yes, Taiwan is a country
By a Taiwanese person
More like depends whos asking
Lol
@@Ok-but True LUL
@@Ok-but Yes that's true
At 1:20, I can confirm the answer is Green because the green answer has 我不知道 written 4 times. 4 is an unlucky number in chinese.
If you don't know something, that's wrong.
4 is also wrong.
Two wrongs make a right, therefore that answer is correct
4 has the same reading of die
As a commander of an Airborne and Ground force division yes we also have this and we grind social credits harder than a match of bedwars
you should have 2 children according to the latest policy! -999999 social credit
Hecker : Does China know where I live ?
Zhong : Do you have TikTok ?
Hecker : Yes...oh shit they know then
I wish I had the Rock staring at me whilst taking my exams... sure I've would've passed! or been crushed if i failed
"Is taiwan a country?"
Me: Yes
Once I played Kahoot! In class and I put the “my dad” as my username then my teacher said “who is my dad” and I my friend (who knew I put the username) she said “that sounds like a personal problem” 😂😂👌🏼🤣 best moment in math class ever
0:23 Which SMB overworld remix is that?
Love to see it, Hecker speaks out for Taiwan 🇹🇼 💪
Taiwan=a province of China
Social credit -99999999😰😰😰
Hecker revolution
@@shetou1639 Paraguay:taiwan is independent
Marian Sabrdella wrong !!! It is a part of the glorious republic of china
Such a funny video and great content
As a Chinese, i confirm that description is true.
And with this comment of propaganda, I've got 114514 points social credits.
Have a nice day, ❤ from Xinjiang camp.
I live in Hong Kong so I can read the words in Kahoot! Game
Wow, thats the first time I see someone living after taking the social credit test
All joke aside, their Social Credit System is fictional.
However, our Social Credit Score is a reality, which would prevent you from getting loan, rent, or credit cards if the score is too low. Which they don't have.
How did Chinese ppl get on here
Me when the wok came: ITS TO NOSTALGIC!