Techno's first three phrases we hear/see: "getting my cranium pierced by a quarter traveling at 800 miles per hour and experiencing pure euphoria" "HE'S GOT A KNIFE" "STAB IT" It really says a lot about our society.
bbh: is worried that skeppys gonna kill himself with his âscrewdriversâ skeppy: wanna see a magic trick? techno: wouldnât be funny if skeppys house burned down
It's more like five and they share. BBH keeps trying to give them to skeppy because skeppy really needs them and skeppy is like NO I DON'T NEED THEM I CAN DO IT MYSELF! but in reality he can't. Techno stole all the other braincells they had before (From skeppy because skeppy thought BBH had them) and he barely uses them because he already had enough.
Yea like I remember hearing about techno and finding his channel for the first time and being like "ooh looks like the channel is dead" and later found out that was was his upload schedule đđđ
He's like, a baby, just about to say his first words. His dad gets so excited. Everything had been leading up to this moment. "D..d.." Oh my god. Their child. "You got a knife?"
Bbh is th e angel like BE SAFE and techno is the devil because he said yes it's safe and blah blah blah lol and techno is like it's fine you should make a gun shooter
For context- Skeppy: *Slowly dying inside* Bhh: *Disappointed and confused* Techno: *Roasting everyone in a 5 kilometer radius while maintaining anarchism*
@uhmmm i don't know The first one is because you liked it _in_ the window (on mobile?), but when you exited "Replies", it hadn't updated the like count. The second one is because the person probably changed the title, but I'm not sure. Hope this helped!
Skeppy: âyou have the weirdest ways of processing things.â Also Skeppy: âi got these things, I donât know what they are but I found them. And I got a lighter. I donât know I thought I could burn it open?â *grabs utensils and plays them like drumsticks, also hitting them together like a child learning what an object is*
Is no one gonna talk about that one guy that donated and his message was "Have you seen all the smut people make about you." no one? Ok, I guess I'm the only one.
Imagine your casually trying to deliver ice cream to some dude and then he calls u and asks u to bring up the ice cream, u refuse bc âšparking tings âš And then he asks where u are and u say and then he screams at u Thatâs how u get traumatized as an adult
Let me fix that for you Skeppy: loud and annoying Everyone else: makes good content Skeppy: Streams with good creators to make content because he cant on his own
TYT FANG I personally gave nothing against him as his content is entertaining but the only thing that triggers me is that he keeps milking the trapping kids
No one: Techno: *getting my cranium pierced by a quarter traveling at 800 miles per hour and experiencing pure euphoria* *what if you can use the gun to shoot knives...*
This is still one of my favorite videos of all time. I remember watching this stream at a really loud party, but I still heavily enjoyed it. I wish you three could've collabed more. Definitely one of my favorite pairings
*_These 3 are my last braincells during online class_* *Also, **_Technoblade is a mood_* *Hahaha, BBH went **_"stop it"_** and Techno went **_"stab it"_* *Technoblade being a psychopath is somehow **_adorable_*
Skeppy: * Buys the gun and doesn't know any s**t about it * Badboyhalo: * Didn't buy the gun and knows everything about it * ( btw, if you don't like seeing people talk fast * A.K.A use no spaces * then don't, just don't go to the reply section of this. )
The family of Techno: Philza (father), BadBoyHalo (eldest son), Technoblade (2nd eldest), Wilbur (middle son), Tommy (2nd youngest), and Tubbo (the happy-go-lucky baby).
Bbh: Stop it
Technoblade: stab it
lmao
Bop it
Twist it
Pull it
Lol
Techno's first three phrases we hear/see:
"getting my cranium pierced by a quarter traveling at 800 miles per hour and experiencing pure euphoria"
"HE'S GOT A KNIFE"
"STAB IT"
It really says a lot about our society.
Actualy 3rd is that is not a butter knife
Haha, get a load of this society
And thatâs not a butter knife
We live in a society
"what if you use the gun to shoot knifes?"
Skeppy: The Child.
BBH: The Angel.
Technoblade: The Devil.
The Knife: was there somewhere
Hotel: Trivago
No bbh is like a mom
Then along came the eggpire
Skeppy: The child Technoblade drop kicked in self defense... xD
BBH: The by-stander
Technoblade: The Devil
xD LOL
Skeppy makes me feel like I have an engineering degree
same bro, same
your right
Ikr
Same.
Lol
Bbh: Mom
Skeppy: Young Kid
Technoblade: That one uncle who wants you to not follow rules
A6d: the cool kid next door
XD
Accurate
Technoblade = Stanley Pines
MomBoyHalo
*âYouâre dropping your super successful channel to go into clown school?â*
- Technoblade, 2020
I found this comment as he said that
666 LIKES?!
@@elishaserrano7611 826
@@oliviamarshall1455 same bruhhhhhh
@@fut287 1.7K
bbh: is worried that skeppys gonna kill himself with his âscrewdriversâ
skeppy: wanna see a magic trick?
techno: wouldnât be funny if skeppys house burned down
Lmao
Techno isn't wrong though
@@misscornicat W H A T
@@paigehubbard3095 Y E S
Well there is one way to know
âYour dropping your super successful CZcams channel to go to clown school?â
-Technoblade, 2021
**2020
@@imagine8398 *2020
@@imagine8398 dragons
@@spacedominator7163 ok
2020 dumbass
Skeppy's the younger child, Techno is the older child, and Bad's their dad
Manoj Juneja bads their mom
@@PryMateYt Either works
@@manojjuneja5032 naah skeppy is the kid, techno is the dad and bbh is the mom
techno is the freaky cousin
âStab itâ
Skeppy: really stupid
BBH: actually trying to help
Techno: wHaT iF yOU sHOoT ThE KnIfE
Truly CZcamsâs brightest minds
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Skeppy and BBH both have 1 braincell and Techno is the only one who can help them but just decides not to
skeppy and bbh share a braincell, but they each get half, sometimes one uses more then the other, its usually bbh.
damn im amazing at headcannons
Sometimes Techno takes their brain cell and makes fun of them for it
@@Txickat this is literally the most accurate thing i have seen all day--
It's more like five and they share. BBH keeps trying to give them to skeppy because skeppy really needs them and skeppy is like NO I DON'T NEED THEM I CAN DO IT MYSELF! but in reality he can't. Techno stole all the other braincells they had before (From skeppy because skeppy thought BBH had them) and he barely uses them because he already had enough.
âWhat if you use the gun to shoot knifesâ
TechnoBlade 2020
Imagine using that for cooking
@@sethisahumane7900 mr.cooker
*new kitchen gun*
@@dinthevoidalspeck2582 Look at how it cleans this greasy herd!
knives*
"what if u use the gun to shoot knives": Technoblade
That's techno alright
you got shot with a knife
Ooooh thats actually a great idea
Did you get shot or stabbed
@@claraweinman4057 the answer is yes
Alternative title: technoblade sits as a third wheel as couple screams at each other so other doesnât die
yes. xD
Iâm sorry Iâm just so distracted by your profile pic I-
Tired_sapphire *_yes_*
Tired_sapphire t h i c c c h i c k e n
Maybe itâs Mal c: McDonaldâs biggest chicken
7:34
Dumbledore : _"You're a wizard, Harry."_
BadBoyHalo : _"You're a drummer, Skeppy."_
One of the 2 wasnt lying
Wait.... it was Hagrid ]who said that....
HAgRId SAId tHAt
H a g r i d
It was Hagrid, but i love the HP franchise.
Technoblade: He's trying to tell us he is challenged mentally
Skeppy: No.nonononono.
Technoblade: Challente
15:17
@Anaeli Sanchez Medina Yea
@Anaeli Sanchez Medina đ„”
Hotel: Trivago
CHALLENTE IS SO GOOD
Bbh: lawfully good
Skeppy: neutral evil
Technoblade: ChAoTiC eViL
@kamarii well
mmm
I guess
@kamarii *he was testing*
Bedecick Cucumberbatch *correct*
chaotic neutral*
How is sleepy neutral evil he prob does most damage
skeppy: "bye techno"
techno's social anxiety: *oh god how do i respond*
techno: "MRRRRRRR"
No 69 likes 4 you how about 70
so underrated đ
What a mood tho
he was doing his little "mmmmbaaaaiii" thing but got cut off lol
Time?
How is Techno found in everyone else's stream than his own
lmfao
Yea like I remember hearing about techno and finding his channel for the first time and being like "ooh looks like the channel is dead" and later found out that was was his upload schedule đđđ
@@inochukethegreat7732 well it is dead now :(
"Lefty loosy
Righty tighty"
~Badboyhalo
_Wise words_
whoa whoa did someone just say their political opinion in the CZcams comment section?
Ngo that helped me a lot anytime I use screwdrivers
Yet another comment I hear right as I read it
i like how techno's first words were : "you got a knife?"
He's like, a baby, just about to say his first words. His dad gets so excited. Everything had been leading up to this moment.
"D..d.." Oh my god. Their child.
"You got a knife?"
@@user-wz1jh3rh7z lmao
You can hear the excitement in his voice
And how he tells skeppy to hold the knife to convince the delivery guy to go upstairs in a scary tone-
This really says a lot about our society
It is like Angel and Devil on shoulders
TechnoDevil: Stab it
BadBoyAngel: Put it down!
Goodboyhalo
The irony of the demons turning into pigs and then drowning themselves. *:0*
its funny because angel has a halo
*shut up*
Lol so ture
skeppy: "and i also got a knife"
techno: *joins the call* "hes got a knife"
knifs
Nife
nife
knofe
knofe
Techno was so quiet, I kept questioning myself whether he was still there or not
fr
Literally
fr
@@marysworld9760 wait is that a techno face
@@Ttegegg ???
Every time I think one of them is smart, they do stuff like âHow do you say Dr Pepper in French?!â
How do you say BAguEtte in fRenCh
Every time I think one of them is smart I watch this video
Docta peppĂĄĂĄr
I don't get it
How do you say pepsi in french?
I feel like Bbh and Techno are like the angel and devil on Skeppyâs shoulders
You need some ketchup
OMG SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE AN ANIMATIC OF THAT
Bbh is th e angel like BE SAFE and techno is the devil because he said yes it's safe and blah blah blah lol and techno is like it's fine you should make a gun shooter
Lol true
Lol yass
For context-
Skeppy: *Slowly dying inside*
Bhh: *Disappointed and confused*
Techno: *Roasting everyone in a 5 kilometer radius while maintaining anarchism*
Bbh: âBe carefulâ
Techno: âstab itâ
Ice cream man - "*says address*"
Skeppy - "*straight up scream*"
Ice cream man - "*Horrified for dear life*"
Did that happen?? If it did time stamp.. please?
âąMĂ„rĂ„gĂȘ HĂ»skyâą 13:17
Iâm laughing so hard I cannot stop replaying that
Ha
@@austie_9035 13:00đ
bbh: does it have batteries in it?
skeppy: no it's plastic
my briancells: *commit dig straight down*
B-Brian?
My brain do be lacking some briancells doe
Mine: commit alt+f4 or toaster bath
i too have brian cells
This is so underrated đđđ
"This is why you need a social escape button." Why is this so true.
"Did you just perfectly cut screamed that man?"
-Technoblade
BBH: âlet me see what you haveâ
Skeppy: âA kNiFe!
BBH: âNOOO!â
This comment is so underrated, this is so them
@uhmmm i don't know The first one is because you liked it _in_ the window (on mobile?), but when you exited "Replies", it hadn't updated the like count.
The second one is because the person probably changed the title, but I'm not sure.
Hope this helped!
Iâm animating this now bshsbshs
@@icaruspeaches_ omg send me that! đ±
@@meghanxf bshsbshs alright when itâs done Iâll try and remember too^^
I feel like this is just Halo babysitting Skeppy for almost 18 minutes.
And techno just being there
@@OrigamiAhsoka HEY IM COMMENTING FOR NO REASON, JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT IM COMMENTING 25 MINUTES AFTER YOU
Talon Shidora and I'm just gonna say u commented 3 weeks after you, 3 weeks after him, and three months after her.
Yes I am assuming your gender
DadBoyHalo
Alternative title: bbh, Skeppy, and Techno having a combined 2 brain cells for 17 minutes
Iâd say 1 1/2
Techno having 1 and BBH and Skeppy sharing one.
Techno brought his own brain cell to the party
@@sentient5 and kept it to himself. He just watched and vibed
yes
Skeppy:I have a knife
Technoblade:joins
Technoblade:HE HAS A KNIFE!
Skeppy: âyou have the weirdest ways of processing things.â
Also Skeppy: âi got these things, I donât know what they are but I found them. And I got a lighter. I donât know I thought I could burn it open?â *grabs utensils and plays them like drumsticks, also hitting them together like a child learning what an object is*
XDđ€Ł
đ€Łđ€Łđđđ
"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent."
@@schizophreniagaming1187 *Yes*
Julius Caesar -sun tzu
BBH: Lefty loosey, righty tighty
Skeppy: *laughs at that quote*
Me: Iâve heard that all my life-
Ikr!?
That's what I think of whenever I open something
When i was younger, I thought of that when loosening the frog of the bow on my violin.
Donut Disturb LivBall violin gang
keepitlowkey
Eyyyyyy
Is no one gonna talk about that one guy that donated and his message was "Have you seen all the smut people make about you." no one? Ok, I guess I'm the only one.
@@crimson8430 7:51
@@crimson8430 No prob lol
@@crimson8430 Lmao
LMAO
Ikkk like that was so uncalled for wtf
Lmao Techno is right. All I have to do is cough and everyone will run away đ 13:50
How to get a delivery man into your room?
Skeppy: Text him..?
BBH: Bribe him.
Techno: Alright, so what you do is you take the knife-
...and hold it, and stab them until-
...Then devour the ice cream and kill the man he knows too much
...then hide the body or the police will find it-
...and live freely-
...until you get pneumonia-
I like how BadBoyHalo is lawful good, Skeppy is true neutral, and Techno is chaotic evil
Skeppy is chaotic neutral?
Techno is Chaotic Neutral
I thought skeppy was lawfully neutral
Skeppy is lawful evil, and techno is a fellow chaotic neutral.
8:33
Bbh: sings random song
Technoblade: sings kill la kill song
He's so based.
âIâm dropping out of CZcams to be a magician!â
-a diamond blocc guy on a call w/ a pig and a very friendly demon 2020
*TechnoBlade has joined the call*
And Then..
*"He's got a knife!"*
I am glad to be the 69 like
Oop-
Oh oooopppp
"What if you use the gun to shoot the knife"
@@ligma069 lol
"He's trying to tell us he's challenged mentally"
I literally died
When?
@@iantz7671 challente
This says a lot about society
time stamp?
valeria_awft
15:13
skeppy: "it goes through half of his brain-" starts laughing before it reaches his other half of brain
Imagine your casually trying to deliver ice cream to some dude and then he calls u and asks u to bring up the ice cream, u refuse bc âšparking tings âš
And then he asks where u are and u say and then he screams at u
Thatâs how u get traumatized as an adult
no one:
Technoblade: This really says a lot about our society
@@americanschoolsystem This reply really says a lot about our society
Took until 9:15, utterly disappointed
Oh ok
This really says alot about our society
@@Nocthmyst it does not tell a lot about society it IS SOCIETY. Yay
BBH not understanding why he was coughing was the funniest damn thing I have ever heard.
I didnt get it either
When?
It's about 14:10 and it's a covid thing
lmao
I'm the 5th comment out of 1.5k yes
Bbh : âLefty loosely, righty tighty!â
Me : YES THANK U IM NOT ALONE IN REMEMBERING THISSSS
YES! OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
@@wraithk3956same
This is how I learned the differents from my left and rightđ
The king of chaos joined and his first words were âyou have a knifeâ
*Techno is the devil on skeppy's shoulder and bbh is the angel and honestly im here for it ok thanks bye*
EtherealFloof :p OHHHHH THATS WHY BADBOYHALO HAS A HALO
THATS WHY TECHNO IS A PIG
?
@@zavus540 that has a crown (no I'm not late, just rewatchin')
Urielel The top comment literally says the same thing.
BBH: NOOOO!! YOU CAN'T JUST SLAUGHTER ORPHANS FOR FUN!
Techno: haha orphanage go boom
Skeppy literally believed he could use a lighter as a screwdriver
Bruh, bbh almost told his credit card number, what do you expect?
300th like!!
CC-3636 Wolffe he wanted to melt the plastic
the man with almost a million dollar net worth at age 20
_ok_
Bbh: explaining how to make the delivery come to the stairs
Technoblade: "Hold the knife..."
"horrific racism aside"
"mhm"
BBH--
No one:
Skeppy: Makes more technoblade content than technoblade himself
Its like milking someone elses cow more than they milk it lmfao
I hate this because its true
Lol
was only cause techno is sick right now meaning he needs to onot do much intead of editing and uploading
Ikr
Bbh: be really careful with the knife
Skeppy: burn it open?
Techno: s t a b i t
*S t a b s i t =)*
Slept: Throws cards behind him and you can clearly hear them hit the wall
BBH: Where did the other cards go?!
Skeppy and BBH:"trying to make it work"
Technoblade:"looking for ways it could be a weapon"
Skeppy: funny
Technoblade: sarcastic
Spiffy: weird noises
A6d: mental breakdown
Bbh: unfortunate
79 likes
Hotel : trivago
Let me fix that for you
Skeppy: loud and annoying
Everyone else: makes good content
Skeppy: Streams with good creators to make content because he cant on his own
TYT FANG ooh skeppy got roasted
TYT FANG I personally gave nothing against him as his content is entertaining but the only thing that triggers me is that he keeps milking the trapping kids
I love skeppy but,
*Heâs the only one that makes me feel smart*
_then youâve clearly not seen me_
@@HiThere-jv7gr oH Self burn Those are rare
Hi There well -no- yes but actually yes
I can bet u 100 dollars Techno is smartr
I am bumber then @hi there
Somehow I think they managed a collective brain cell count of -1 đđđ
"Horific racism aside." Love that techođ
No one:
Techno: *getting my cranium pierced by a quarter traveling at 800 miles per hour and experiencing pure euphoria*
*what if you can use the gun to shoot knives...*
Potato i need timestamp ahh
@@asu_meii around 3:30 and 5:13
The Rainbow dog thanks
Donât bring a bayonet to a gun knife fight
This really says a lot about our society..
âwhat if you use the gun to shoot KNIVESâ
i like how he gets on sees vis
d for 1 minute and quotes random stuff and like his own comment
MilkStorm ikr
Knife at a gun fight ;)
What if you made a knife that shoots guns?
MilkStorm you get steel
This is still one of my favorite videos of all time. I remember watching this stream at a really loud party, but I still heavily enjoyed it. I wish you three could've collabed more. Definitely one of my favorite pairings
You know what happened right
Oh yeah definitely, that's what my last sentence kinda implies
Sorry if that wasn't clear
8:02 just zoned out and forgot that he was streaming lmao
Can we just appreciate the 14 likes? Thanks
*_These 3 are my last braincells during online class_*
*Also, **_Technoblade is a mood_*
*Hahaha, BBH went **_"stop it"_** and Techno went **_"stab it"_*
*Technoblade being a psychopath is somehow **_adorable_*
Somehow i feel the same
I thought I was the only one who thought techno was *adorable when he's being psycho* XD
Is you are k
SIMPPPP
You know what else is adorable? His surprised noises he always makes (the little gasp he does lol)
Example: 7:06
"im not a idiot"
"im not a idiot"
"im not a idiot"
Press f to doubt
F
F
I come to look at your replies and they all say F
F
F
7:23 This is where I realized that Skeppy would do anything for content.
we will miss this trio, but mostly techno, we love you! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!
Rip tecnoblade
Alternative title: Bbh being an overprotective parent for 17 minutes
This says a lot about our society
*boyfriend (jkjkjk donât kill me pls)
@French Duck Get a load of this society
Actually for 17:31 minutes
@AlrightAnimations Well if you wanna be specific, it would actually be 17 minutes and 31 seconds
4:41
Skeppy : You use this for wine bottles.
Techno : WINE? I'm joining.
itâs as if techno couldnât drink at the time....
sWiNe-
Sole lol remember when he had wine aged 15 in cooking with techno
Constantine Solo i thought I was it he only who noticed that
âWhat are you doing skeppyâ
âYESâ
When skeppy is trolling he big brain but when it comes to irl he hasn't passed kindergarten yet lamo
Skeppy: I'm gonna go get a screwdriver
Also Skeppy: So I got this lighter...
And this knife to beat everyone up
*CZcamsr gets screamed at by older brother while devil laughs in the background.*
JJSJEIOWHEPDBBF
is techno actually skeppy a older brother? (Serious)
XcrazzycookieX no
JckG oh xD
Ok that's such an accurate description of them
Skeppy has more technoblade videos that technoblade him self
"Idk is that a butte-"
Techno: "That is NOT A BUTTER KNIFE"
Skeppy: "I also got a knife"
Top 10 most dangerous criminals in history
EliFishy *top 10 shortest criminals in the world
evil pure evil
Skeppy:
BBH:
Techno: *_DEEP VOICE_*
Ofc I get this video recommended now đ rip technoblade fly high angel.
This is my comfort video, this trio is the best
Skeppy: * Buys the gun and doesn't know any s**t about it *
Badboyhalo: * Didn't buy the gun and knows everything about it *
( btw, if you don't like seeing people talk fast * A.K.A use no spaces * then don't, just don't go to the reply section of this. )
@@Lawvica *BREATH*
Talkingwithoutspacesmeansyoursayingitreallyfastrightbecauseyoursayingwithoutpausesoiguesswearetheneweminem
@@Lawvicayoudontknowhowtousespacetoo?
@@suplawlaw1836 iguesstheydontbutidonteitherandneitherdoyousobleh
whathefuckisthisreplysection
I died everytime Techno made a joke
help
I'm still laughing
Same after 8 months
Techno is literally the best XP
i cant help ill be laughing for over a week
*Skeppy:* (Holds lighter up to card)
*BBHâs anxiety levels:* đđđđđ
RIP Technoblade
The title should be, "skeppy gives bbh anxiety for 17 minutes"
ft. technoblade
Isn't that kind of what happens in every video with both of them?
âAnd Technoblade watchesâ
6:07 "He's gonna like scream as he ss- cuts this thumb off... "
" *then he'll never be a hand modle* "
Oh, hey there Gundham. Didn't know you also watched Skeppy's videos-
*Model* sorry I had too
HeartBreak F. *to đđđ
We need these 3 hanging out more often- The dynamics are amazing
I freaking love techno's gasp. It's way too good.
u can feel techno's anxiety intensifying throughout the vid
No, all of their anxiety increased (except Skeppy) as they worried for his safety.
Skeppy *Plays with knife*
Me- Why is he allowed to be an adult
Looooool
@@vtskull8351 lol it says you made this comment 14 minutes ago
MusicGamingANDMORE! Maybe because he did
Skeppy is 2
Coz.. YES
The family of Techno: Philza (father), BadBoyHalo (eldest son), Technoblade (2nd eldest), Wilbur (middle son), Tommy (2nd youngest), and Tubbo (the happy-go-lucky baby).
Adorable
I can't beleive that Skeppy said "how do you put bateries in plastic?"
"I got a lighter"
"I also got a knife"
"I can just stab it and open it"
*FBI has joined the chat*
Yes?
Techno: Stab it
BadBoyHalo: DONT STAB IT
Skeppy: *thinks about his choices* Stab it until it opens
"Stab it"
-Technoblade, 2020
Video title: BadBoyHalo trying to be Skeppy's braincells for 17 minutes