Technoblade roasting everybody for 14 minutes straight
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6:51
"I can't even get one kill"
"It's okay you're meeting expectations"
Assuri
Butturi
Dirty tricks on your enemy’s
Which vid was this?
@@freedom9800 playing bedwars with hana i think
“I’ve won”
“You’ve participated.”
LMAO JESUS CHRIST
@@SuperCatMan- yes
@@oakamaam yes
LOL
Timestamp
@@bananacat5957 flop in arms
Would you imagine Techno as an English teacher, just roasting the children in the middle of class, I would wish to be his student
He is probably what the subreddit r/rareinsults was made for
he was an english major in college i think. so it works
if one of his students fail he'd probably tell them to git gud
Is this sleeping time
I'd sign up for the class.
Lol I got an ad at 10:34 and once the ad ended techno said “well that was rude”
He knowsssss
Techno really scares the enemy
10:27?
10:27 :v idk but I'mma just put this time here :^
@@sarigacha2577 when u get an ad it rewinds the video a few seconds
"They always say history is written by the winners, but I can't help but notice this guy over there, writing."
Walk down the park
When?
@@Changelings2:18
Sounds like the Confederacy
Damn 😂
the “ like the U.S. school system” made me spit my cereal out no joke.
The captainsparklez one made me actually physically feel bad
I almost died, espeically being from the uk and all xD
nice username
oh well now you cHANGED IT
2:55
The numbers for the Mexican-American war bit were 100% accurate, this man has dedication
You act like you're not watching a genius. The Pig Lord is well educated!
@@dajoker1483 Yeah! He dropped out of college!
C.M. Engelberg Dropped out doesn’t meant not educated! At least he made it to college!
@@Okk681 i never said he wasn't educated.
C.M. Engelberg oh ok sorry. I thought that was being implied.
"Ugh, that cough did more damage to me then you did."
LMAO.
... maybe too much.
@@markkempis3777 redder
@@markkempis3777 Red Sus Imposter First
@@markkempis3777 ...yeah...
didn't age well...
6:10 "I named it Brick for how good it was at swimming."
Oh my lord, I'm not surviving this day.
Neither is brick
@PrimePal good sir that happened way later. He named his horse brick in one of the first videos he posted. Around 25-35
Hidden stuff
@@iamtrashcan4185 calm down, they just got it confused, no need to be rude
@@tired_artist69 Soory I will revise my comment
You forgot about the time he *1v9 with a pickaxe and won.*
tuar 3 When did he 1v9 with a pickaxe?? 🤯
can I have a link ?? That sounds great
would that be "the rarest pet in hypixel"
Boredom Omg it is! Thxx! Def using that in a future vid
:)
All dislikes are Tommy and his alts
and me
@@lukar3116 lol loser
HE HAS 106 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
(goons)
Or that one mlg hacker with his 20 whole alts out to ruin not only techno's channel but this one too xD
"I have no health, I'm in a 1v2"
"I'll give myself an 80% chance."
Resource
Was he wrong tho
Confidence PERIODT
All of these roasts are genuinely funny, have a bit of kick, but aren't too mean
I don't know how Technoblade does it.
"Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed." And you say they're not too mean.
He's just a god
@@gavindao6754 Somewhere in the realms of CZcams, someone parked a APC inside an orphanage.
Soviet womble's Antistasi videos if you're wondering.
gaming time because he isn’t doing it to insult. He’s just telling the truth
sometimes, its hard being the best
"Just another tesla that caught on fire"
I fricking died lmao
I died LOL
That was legit so funny
Funny when it was true
Ignore my drunk fun ruining comment
Why is everyone dying? I know it’s 2020 but y’all don’t need to start going full corona
Half Slabs: *exist*
Technoblade: *Peace was never an option*
TheJoeyGuy Half slabs? So if slabs are half of a full block, then half slabs would mean that it is 1/4th of a full block. Wait a minute...
AverageBlonde no 🙃
Math harder nerd!
Drew Carey I will!
A new groups
I needed this. Not like I’ve been having any psychological issues but like I really needed a specific compilation dedicated to Techno dissing everyone.
Creeperface A part 2 is on the way so SUBSCRIBE
RandomHumanYT thank you allah
Yeah ur just making that up
Panduxa _ what do you mean? I specifically stated that I have no actual problem that this video helped me with, I just appreciated the compilation.
Don't we all?????
I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, but what I do know is that I love you. thank you for this
onellux Thank you so much! If u have any other ideas for vids, lmk ❤️❤️
By his name I can tell that he is a random human
I cant get NF of this video
Hey Nate, how's life?
@@imzeroh when I read this The Search started playing in my head
At 5:20 when Techno said to do your homework I immediately jumped out of my seat.
Hard as rock
Lmao
did you tho?
The name starts with M and I was like, *he knows*
2:56 Is my favorite and most relatable Technoblade quote.
TheFriendless1 The Guy that does Stuffy Stuff the fact that it’s relatable is actually really sad lmao
bruh
Same
TheFriendless1 The Guy that does Stuffy Stuff *TECHNOQUOTE*
@@jpupper428 some afk
5:23 Hey “Matthew do your homework.” I mean, he got it, but no. I’m not gonna do my hw
Joke's on you I don't have any homework currently
It's been 5 months have you done your homework yet?
@@ILOVECZcams12722 No, I still have homework left unfinished
“I’ve won”
“You’ve participated.”
LMAO JESUS CHRIST
@@xenoseon1613 same usa; slang
My favorite part of this video is how the link to Skeppy's channel doesn't work in the description.
He's too irrelevant to have a working link.
Oops lmaooooo
still not working lmaooooo
Some Shitposts I forgot about that 💀 try now
Some Shitposts also hiii Some Shitposts. Ima big fan. I love ur vids!
From the bottom of my heart:
I thank you for your wonderful editing skills.
DrTitanicus Thank youuu! Lmk what other compilations I should make. :)
@@Aviaidan you should make techno and tommy compilations so tommy can clickbait techno
ooh wow he can take a few clips and slap them into his editing program then he adds weird text that look line they were straight outta snapchat and calls it a day.
PVAUPE You dont have to be a sarcastic asshole about it
@@pvaupe2729 do you have any idea how long it would take to go to his videos take out clips download clips and has to cut all of the clips in app 10gigs of space just for for the videos the videos are to big to cut online and you watch this and think that the font is bad.
"youre going to keep going to try to win. lets just team. i dont got all day"
--technoblade
Nap
I love how he kills like three full diamond players in the middle of his bedwars roasts and doesn’t even acknowledge it
"We won"
"What's gonna work teeeaaamwork"
"Well now I feel like a loser"
Dead people
These are like all new clips. I think his best roasts were in 2015/2016 when he would just bully admins of any and every server he joined
Batteries Am I hearing a "Technoblade roasting everybody Part 2"? 👀
@@Aviaidan i mean thats not what i said but you go girl
RandomHumanYT YES PLS
Noah Sørensen A lil late to the party Noah 💀
@@ana066 a horsey time
5:55 is no one gonna talk about the sassy tongue click? That was amazing lmao
Edit: didn’t notice people liked this, fucking nerds
👀
Technos sense of humor was so unique, I’m really gonna miss him. No one has a energy quite like the blood god.
“They say history is written by the winners, but I can’t help but notice him over there writing” - Technoblade
I’m just gonna leave this here so I can cite it later
Teeeeeeamwork
"It's 40 degrees which for those of you who hate freedom is 4 degrees celsius"
LMAO
Not funny because not true but whatever its techno...
@Just a building Complete freedom is something no country has.
@Just a building Should you... Should you make a joke similar to the one in the video? Because than, the only joke here is you.
Also you are not techno so fuck you no jokes allowed. :)
@A Fan prolong the damage
@@tomsektul31 At least the country that uses freedom measurements can buy guns
7:41 "This has been the first Trump wall joke in the history of wall jokes, maybe ever."
Evidence
70% Skeppy
5% Hanna
10% random people in the lobby
15 %others
Throw down on the enemy
Anyone else here rewatching every favorite moment of this legend? I miss him already, Fly high Technoblade. o7
o7
o7
I can’t He’s gone I can’t live like this
o7
“This is the second worst thing that happened to this orphans”
Hours j0t wasted
I wasn't paying attention, til he said "you too Timothy" then I got super confused
The poor groups
My favorite techno moment is when he killed 19 orphans and a muffin.
Fishing in
"I dont have any health and Im in a 1v2, so I give myself an 80% chance of success"
The great replacement
Don’t forget his capture the wool roast!
Early on, after a bunch of other players were completely blind: “See, THAT man has eyes.”
Moments later: “I would like to revoke my original statement, that man does not have eyes, he sees through echolocation. And he is also deaf.”
Leo
Technoblade is why I actively condone and support bullying.
@@adamfederspiel670 That's the stupidest justification for bullying I've ever heard.
@@adamfederspiel670 kayo
@@adamfederspiel670 yako
Bullying of small children and preferably orphans.
@@adamfederspiel670 yeah, terrible comment. The real reason is because they have to build up immunity to it.
He has the chops to back up his trash talking, so it works.
Pork chope
Winning
An underrated gem. Nice editing!
Why do you bother commenting if you aren't going to suggest anything to improve the content? Just dislike and move on
Edit: Oh look, the reply is gone
"Wow he's actually.. sentient.. which is a rare trait among skywars players." The absolute best thing I've heard all week
3:51 the infamous "Second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans" quote.
I feel like I don’t have the right to grieve, but I’m realizing that that’s just not how grief works.
I feel the same way omg
*Skeppy......*
*What happened to our diamond pickaxe?*
This was my first video I ever made! Don’t bully me on the editing pls ;-;
okay
_hahaha, this bad. Now cry_
Just in case there some kids who took this serious, this is just a joke
Het bullied nerrrrrd jk good job
Noice first vid
[GD] ottothegamer DoNt bE sO MeAN for any1 who doesn’t get it I’m also kidding
2:04
He even makes Spongebob references, I love him that much more now.
"These orphans are getting destroyed"
"That sounds really bad out of context"
I may be crazy but I don't think that sounds any better with context 😂
I love how videos featuring techno blade are being recommended again, we will never forget this guy
The one about "That cough did more damage to me than you did" aged so badly and my heart hurts
I love how techno doesn't do voice-overs. He wins almost every game and still does amazing commentary
I remember when he uploaded that vid with "Matthew do your homework" and "Matt being a sucky person" AND I WAS LIKE, YHIS MAN CALLED ME OUT, I was skipping on FRENCH HOMEWORD IRONICALLY TOO
3:10 that’s definitely my favorite I totally missed that in the original stream lmao
In the 5 years I’ve watched him, his comedy has never diminished.
The best thing is his voice
What’s new
This hits different now, doesn’t it?
0:36
Skeppy: do you think I’m stupid?
Technoblade:Kinda,yea,watch we go across without any consequences, later. ✌🏼
now he can trashtalk in heaven.
His next goal is to defeat god woth Sun Tzu as his partner
God doesn't stand a chance
You think he’s up there within the big pearly gates still being savage? I hope so. Fly high king.
Techno: look at how sad he is
Tommy: *laughing uncontrollably*
2:15
4:42 he literally roasted the whole country of UK
i see why he and tommy didn’t get along lol
plus another 191 countries
One of the reasons Technoblade neva dies!
4:06
"alright welcome to punch the bats"
"What are you meant to do?"
Damn idk punch other people?
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense"
-Technoblade
i'm pretty sure technoblade has more content than this, this video should just be all his videos edited into one
Why don’t you do that since you find this so easy to do?
@@user-ir2ox2if2p you serious my g lmao
@@user-ir2ox2if2p lmaoo you deadass cant tell with people these days ngl
@@deadtoby6930 true
@@user-ir2ox2if2p indeed
Shout out to all of the Mathews who haven’t done their homework.
You too, Timothy.
I love how at 2:39 he literally uses his own body to roast tommy.
5:10 ok that was actually really funny
My biggest regret is not finding him soom enough. Oly figured out who he was before it was too late :(
4:15 this is actually very funny lol
0:34 Technoblade never dies 💔🕊
WHAT AREK WE GONGA DO HES GONE IM SCARED WGAT AN I GONNS DI
If it helps ease your worries, we have a tradition in Mexican culture. Rather than mourn the loss, we celebrate the life the person lives. Reminisce on all the good things that person did. Sit back and think funny moments, fun memories, and such.
5:20 my name is Timothy, I was so scared and confused 😂
It’s so hard so see technoblade go it’s been 5 months
11:45
"I hate that. I hate you, I hate your family- I'm kidding, I'm kidding-"
5:16 When I first saw this clip, I was shocked to hear my name being said, and I thought it was someone else in the room calling me.
8:19 got me dying
"Guys, we just killed some homeless guy.
What have we done"
Will be my favorite quote of all time
"I roasted them all. Not just the men, but even the woman and children too."
RIP Technoblade. He will be missed
5:33 HAHA TECHNO YOU MAY HAVE FORCED ME INTO DOING MY HOMEWORK 3 MONTHS AGO BUT ITS SUMMER TIME NOW!
R.I.P technoblade
Despite other people praising you for the edits in this video, I’d like to give another perspective on that. Some edits are good. For an example, the one where you list the people who died (9:15) added to the joke. However, I get the impression that you are editing in text for the sake of editing. Like adding “Me too” is more distracting than funny and doesn’t add to the joke.
Anyways, great job, the video is nice in general, I understand that it took you great effort to find and compile all these specific moments.
So I should add to the jokes already there instead of trying to make my own?
@@Aviaidan The point is that this is a compilation. It's not a commentary to the video. Adding in texts is unecessary and distracting. But yes, small edits that adds to the joke could make it better though. Anyway I'm not here to tell you what to do and what not to do, it's just some viewer advice.
See, that’s where I’m conflicted. If I just put the clips together like a normal compilation, people say I’m just leeching subs. If I add my own text/commentary/edits, people think that’s annoying. I have no middle ground.
RandomHumanYT It’s of course impossible to suit everyone but saying that you’re leeching subs is just false. Sometimes you might just have to ignore some comments that don’t seem to come with any constructive criticism like those you mentioned.
@@PalmpieGT dude it's not distracting unless you have to notice every little thing that comes on screen plus it's their video they are just adding jokes themselves and relating to the youtuber. If you want no commentary and edit you can just look at vods and other people videos
I just love how he’s insulted people long enough for 14 minutes
0:36 just hits different now
Rest easy Technoblade
1:30 This actually had me *HOLLERING* dude
To all of you saying “He’s just roasting Skeppy”:
Watch the entire video 💀
"Its like the US school system" the way he just says it so monotone is just fucking priceless 😂😂
This hits diff
Just yesterday i was watching bunch of techno best off and then the news hit feeling so sad
Alternate title: Skeppy Having 2 IQ For 14 Minutes Straight
Indeed, Wilbur should get off his property of the entire earth 👍
that one about the cough doing more damage to him than tommy aged like milk...
9:00 Just keeping this for later, don't mind me
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pog
So much murder
TimmyOnnit
Timmy ain’t it
Sampam
Roasts for the roast God
*”Hippity Hoppity. Get off my property.”*
- Technoblade (1999-2022)
"And if you mean verbally, that doesn't count because that requires intellect and not, like, /OP"
5:17 WTF HE GOT ME 🤣
Same bro lol
"Feel like this is *your* last chance."
"No, I've won."
"You've participated."
Literally the only prize that ever matters to me
“Meme them until they cry, then make memes about them crying”- Sun Tzu, The Art of War