Technoblade roasting everybody for 12 minutes straight PART 2: Electric Boogaloo
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April 2020: THANKS FOR 600 SUBS GUYSSSSSS.
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@@Aviaidan And many more!!!
Rip Technoblade
@@gv_gaming8522 R.I.P
I hope he is happy seeing dreams face though
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“If you don’t have plot armor Gryffindor is for stupid people”
I confess that plot armor doesn't change it much
@@lorekeeper685 unless you're reading that one undertale fanficton with undertale characters
Logan Cooper, the WHAT
as a gryffindor, I can confirm this
As a gryffindor, i wholeheartedly agree with this comment. even with plot armour, gryffindor is for thiccheads
“He sees through echolocation... he is also deaf”
“Wyoming is just a giant chunk error”
What is this "Wyoming" thing that you speak of?
TheFlyingPlatypus it’s an imaginary place people think exists in the US. The truth is, as stated by Techno, that place is a giant chunk error.
@@redstonewatcher6651 its Greenland lands smh
@Kiefer Angelo R. CAELIAN no not a joke Wyoming is fake
@@davidbutler8927 no Wyoming is where the spy camera hide when they are being charged
"With all your favorite youtubers....and tommyinnit"
Best roast ever lol
I saw your profile picture and I thought you were Techno and I was like "techno commented on a video of him roasting/ complaining... COOL" (also I like the one that you mentioned)
I am using that one at school
For me it was "Your sub count is my live viewer count kid sit down"
@@elizabethafton7331 against who? How would that work?
@@expiredmilk5435 just change favourite (if required) and youtubers to something else... for example: doing this with my best friends and *their name*
Can we all take a moment to appreciate “Space Hitler”
TheJoeyGuy Sith? More like Nazi.
@@cheetahghk8960 that was the joke...
What about wizard hitler?
@@baconrex442 you're a wizard *Hitler*
420th like
"If you had any problem, the answer is slavery" - Technoblade
Chinese manufacturing companies:
*(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)*
Kinda facts ngl
@Daine Franco Breaking news- human trafficking rates reduced to 0
LOL 666 LIKES
"If hypixel skyblock has taught us anything, the answer, is *slavery* "
I’ve come to realize that , in all reality Technoblade is just being brutally honest 24/7.
Other than that time he lied about how many potatoes he was getting in a day to make squid kid underestimate how much he needed to do to beat him in the great potato war
Or overly sarcastic
@@danabinghammclaughlin919 That's an ADVANCED TECHNIQUE to win the potato war, for all war is deception
Other than that... TECHNOBLADE NEVER LIES
@@totmgsrockxd9900 at this point 'techno blade never__' is going to become so popular what's next.
Techno: “I play the violin”
Skeppy: “You play the violin? I play the drums, let’s start a band”
Techno: “That’s such a step down in instruments”
As a violinist I can confirm this
i am technoblade now as i play violin
Logan Cooper indeed you are
I am a drummer and I am offended but agree
Violin is easy real musicians play the gamhajiel (I'm serious it's an instrument )
The true and superior lego grievous that’s an intimidating sounding instrument
"Wyoming isn't real, we all know this. It's just a chunk error in SMP Earth...--or it will be after I'm done with it."
I like that one
Yeah, Wyoming better watch out because the last time Techno said he’d “chunk error” something, he did it. With more than just 1 chunk
I think that man has eyes...and I was wrong. I would like to amend my previous statement. He has no eyes, he sees through echolocation.
And he is also deaf.
That is my favorite line ever
:)
:0
(:
>:D
:'D
technoblade's hogwarts house rant, also known as: JKR was so bad at writing her own houses that the characters contradict canon house descriptions and lead techno to believe he's a ravenclaw when he's clearly a textbook slytherin
I mean... It's hard to put people in one group. Remember when harry was almost put in Slytherin? Idk if it was cause of Voldemort or his own self I don't remember but he could be both. I think the potato war could be a good example of what Ravenclaw and Slytherin could do but idk it's just my opinion.
I feel he has the slytherin 'vibe' but if you think about it, Ravenclaw actually suits him very well
@Sara Annabel valid, except for the part about Gryffindor, bravery is not something someone can choose, yeah sure you can pretend, but when faced with actual danger you can't pretend, even if you try there are obvious signs that show you are not brave
@@cyriswinters5233 it was bcus of volde soul, because ofc the hero can't be a complex character! he has to just be good and pure and god jkr sucks shit at writing.
a better example is hermione: she was split between ravenclaw and gryffindor (she says in order of the pheonix when they're planning dumbledore's army; someone asks why she isn't ravenclaw, and she says that the hat was considering it but landed on gryffindor)
@@CrowMaiden ohhhh right I forgot about hermione. I fell bad about that oof. She's one of my favorite characters cause how smart she is and everything.
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@@PikaPower7777 okey dokey
Pika 7777 you seem to care enough to reply
lol
Pika 7777 I am Paul Blart and I am stuck in the mall please help
Is this Techno roasting everyone or just him ranting about Star Wars lmao
Fifty fifty.
Ok TO BE FAIR he’s got a point
Don’t forget about Harry Potter
@@tobiashorowitz9676 it's the prequels everyone has a point when we talk about the prquels
Dragon *_CLAW_*
Ahh a BOOK BOI
“This is more disappointing than my son”
What son!?
Zero Sabs pigicial
RUH ROH
We now know why he know longer post
It’s going to be the orphan he adopts for winning Minecraft Ultimate
EnderCraft888 / AmberStar lol
it should be called "technoblade having correct opinions for 12 minutes 38 seconds"
i mean some of them were pretty stupid like him telling that girl she literally wasn't good for anything, and opinions aren't wrong or right, but yeah, it was mostly pretty funny
@@Unidentifiedwhitenoise the context of that statement was about Minecraft and if you saw the video you would have saw that she wasn't very good at bedwars.
@@dominiclyons3882 I did see the video but getting told "that's literally all you're good for" still hurts. I know because i've been told that multiple times before.
@@Unidentifiedwhitenoise I mean, it was a joke, he said it himself in the beginning of the original video (carrying two noobs in bedwars ft ginger and hanna)
They're friends and all of it was based on bedwars, he means no harm on what he said
@@iceeun8191 i understand but an actual good friend wouldn't say something like that. I know for certain if any of my friends said that to me i'd stop talking to them.
"He has no eyes, he sees through echolocation.... and he's deaf." 💀💀💀
"this man has no eyes, he sees through echo location"
*And he's also deaf*
homelander after clapping dollar store dare devil:
as a star wars fan, i love that amount of knowledge techno has about jedi
Well you need to know about something to complain/ roast something sooo....
@neilan Same!
HE'S A NERD
Same
Slytherins aren't necessarily white supremacists, we're just all white
And supremacist
I'm person not all of us
@@xsolo8450 just 99% of them
I'm person it’s a fictional story. Being a fan of slytherin doesn’t make you a bad person
@@copeytheweeb8438 except it totally does
Me: sees the title
My brain: so this a normal technoblade video oh ok
*Techno talking about how it’s unfair the Jedi teamed against the emperor meanwhile he’s basically the emperor killing all the Jedi with little effort.
"This man has no eyes. He sees through Echo-location. And he is also deaf" LMFAO
If you want to see him roasting everyone just watch his Minecraft story mode live streams
Maker Man X it wasn’t even roasting, they just called him a simp for literally no reason.
he,,,Thomas you are aware hes talking about Techno roasting the actual game and not the chat calling techno a simp,,right,,,?
Me, a Ravenclaw: “Ah yes, a man of culture I see...”
Hello fellow Ravenclaw 👋
@@cyriswinters5233 Hello other fellow Ravenclaw
@@eliza8373 hellooooo
Hello fellow ravenclaw, tho I have yet to see the movie I just took the test. :D
me : "i'm a slytherin."
techno : "i'm clearly a ravenclaw."
me : "i'm a ravenclaw."
Heh yeah
“Your sub count is my viewer count kid sit down”
😂😂 one of my fave Techno quotes
I love how these videos are always specifically 14 minutes for no reason, even though it'd be way easier and less bizarre if they were rounded off at a normal length
My goal is to have all my videos be 14 minutes long for no reason other than 14
14
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This is glorious. Thank you for this.
Also, as fellow Ravenclaw, that entire HP rant is accurate. Only we are nerd enough to care about this stuff
As a slytherin, i can confirm that books are for nerds
As a Hufflepuff with a lot of Ravenclaw tendencies, I disagree with your last statement.
This is the kind of behavior we Ravenclaws perform. Join us Duck the Seventh, join us...
Tazaria as a ravenclaw I agree
You know you are a Slytherin when you get a different house and you keep replaying till you get Slytherin
"Part two: Electric Boogaloo"
I don't know how many people got that reference, but I sure did, and I'm dieing of laughter lmao
It’s one of those references that’s so pervasive, I recognise it but I have no idea what it’s referencing. Please enlighten me sir 🥺
Thank you for everything Technoblade.
I would feel proud if i ever got roasted by the legend ;D
firegamers 24 I would shed tears of joy
Stockholm Syndrome: The Crisis
4:08
"I would like to amend my previous statement, he has no eyes, he sees though echolocation. And he's also deaf"
"He sees through echo-location--"
"--And is also deaf"
techno: "doors suck"
zyphalopagus: *sad door noises*
That one illager with a door as a weapon in a black plasma studios animation: *sad door noises*
Are going to get a compilation of Skeppy falling in Skywars or in Minecraft
Clover Wizard03 the video would be too long
Clover Wizard03 Should I actually make it? Cuz I totally will!
RandomHumanYT You made a joke about making one and I would say go for it!
Compilation of Preston the parkour god falling
100% you should!!!!!
“All your favorite content creators”
Pause
“And tommyinnit”
12:29 “your sub count is my live viewer count”
Bruh...
Bruh that'd mean that that in your case and my case he'd have no live viewers
10:03 I believe he may have tried to type "lixo" which is "trash" in portuguese
So yeah not a language
@@thatothertrashcan what
I thought they said "ixi" but that makes more sense
i think it really was "ixi", wich kinda means something bad happened
Technoblade roasting everybody for 14 minutes straight PART 2 Electric Boogaloo
R/unexpectedhermitcraft
@@bn9779 r/foundthemobileuser
@@oriond7699 r/ihavereddit
Benjamin Liu But,Electric Boogaloo wasn’t made by Grian he just made the game again and added the Joke.
@@bn9779 damn you're too young if you think electric boogaloo came from hermitcraft
Technoblade: “Drums is such a step down is instruments from the violin”
Me with Techno being my favorite CZcamsr and also playing the drums: *visible tears*
After 4:34 is why Tommy calls himself Big Man. He's trying to convince Techno he's just as good as a bear. /j
"If you were Hufflepuff you won't be taking quizzes online to see your house in a book, that's a ravenclaw thing"
Me is a book nerd, also is Hufflepuff: :(
Skeppy's 40% viewers: *14 years old*
Skeppy: *14*
Technoblade: *roasts everyone for 14 minutes and 14 seconds*
Me: *watches this in **4:14*
Also me: *14*
My friends: *satisfying.*
*(Oh wait, I have no friends)*
@Ethan Thomas holy shit
It was 2:14 where I live. 2:15 pm. That can also be spelt 14:14. Hilo me.
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Yup, Yoda used to be cool until he unceremoniously decided to go all mini Shrek...
"your sub count is my live viewer count"-sun tzu the art of war
i clicked as soon as i saw the notification no joke
edit: bruh i come back and i have 200 likes like- and i just noticed the pin 👀
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@@Aviaidan not even subscribed and this was recommended to me
Penguin Thor it’s the universe telling you to subscribe :)
Space Hitler
same
"Your sub count is my live viewer count" holy shit
I was just watching this peacefully and then the outro was like: *TIME TO TORTURE THIS MAN TRIGGERING HIS 2008 PTSD WITH CARAMELLDANSEN*
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Why isn’t there Caramelldansen at the end of the video? /gen
@@scarlettarana It got copyrighted so I had to cut it :(
i actually left a sign in technos base in smp earth cuz another streamer would put down signs anywhere with any message in smp earth if you accumulate enough channel points, he was so close to reading it so many times i cry
@Anna Henrichsen well techno actually read my message in tommy's stream chat on smp earth once, he was talking about how he needed catalysts for the potato farm, and even though i don't have minecraft on the PC I said anyways "i got catalysts where do i drop em" and techno said "darkchocospy, you can visit my island" or something like that and i was like wow this is the highlight of my life, so anyways i had accumulated channel points for a while on karacorvus's channel, so she had a place a sign anywhere for smp earth, and I left a sign in techno's base responding to his answer to my comment on tommy's stream that said something like , "i dont actually have catalysts lol" and left it in front of the door to the room with all his OP gear, and he walked past it so many times, pretty sure it was him or philza that destroyed it later when they were remodeling port aux francais
@Anna Henrichsen lol thanks glad u liked it :)
2:41 ''you cannot train this kid because he will become space Hitler''
I’m thankful I can come watch compilations his fans have put up and his own videos, it’s very comforting to know I can still rewatch some of my favorite videos and moments of him. Thankful I got to watch him while he was still alive, R.I.P to the legend who’s personality was amazing and who’s videos brought me laughter when I hadn’t laughed in so long. Technoblade never dies.
Technoblade: Puts Harry Potter as a children's book
Everyone who's read Harry Potter:
Techno is one of the few people that can throw shade at just about anything and look socially acceptable while doing it.
"he has no eyes, he sees through echolocation, and he is also deaf"
Awe just noticed their goal was 1k and now they're at 25k I'm so happy for them!
Thank you!! 💕
i appreciate the crab rave intro
I haven't heard Techno's stance on Hogwarts houses. I now agree with him.
CZcams: A piggy boi roasts people
43K people: *I N T E R E S T I N G*
oK wHo gAVe yOu tHE rIghT to saY tHat iTs fUNNy
Also why do you have a banana as a profile picture yet your username is "A normal Human"???
" ur syb count is my live viewer count kid sit down" - Technoblade 2018 i think
2:25 Qui Gon Jinn was actually the first Jedi to figure out how to transcend to a force ghost, which he then used to teach Yoda how to become a force ghost, which Yoda then taught to Obi-Wan after convincing him by reuiniting him with his master to prove it was possible. I love Techno, but I'm a Star Wars nerd and there's a LOT that most jedi have done. I still agree with Obi-Wan being one of the most interesting Jedi, but still
How I would put Hogwarts houses:
Slytherin: we only meet bad ppl, but there are good (so underrated)
Hufflepuff: Friends, nice, and also had the champion for Hogwarts in the tri-wizerd torment
Gryffindor: somewhat smart, and brave
Ravenclaw: definition of nerd
I'm a Hufflepuff
As a Slytherin who doesn't like J.K. demonizing an entire group of children whose core traits are ambition and cunning, I agree
"Your sub count is my live viewer count" -techno
...oof
Judging by the length of the video, I’m assuming it’s him roasting skeppy?
Not this one but the first roasting video was about 95% Skeppy and ITS 14 mins long :)
"watch it be the most obscure language ive ever heard of... like french" accurate statement
6:15 and then I realised I am not Slytherin but actually Ravenclaw. Thank you Technoblade.
"Technoblade roasting everyone for 14 min straight"
*Vid is only 12 minutes long*
Yeah I don't get it, everyone is saying that the vid is 14 something minutes long and for me the video is 12: 38
When you get bamboozled and notice right after
14:19
Zype why have I never thought of this
Zype oh my god
almost fell for it, then i remembered the video is 14:14 lol
Julian Fiallos-Granados R/wOoOoSH
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As someone who is in hufflepuff I think “participation award house” is the perfect way to describe it.
Me to everyone around me when i don't have chockie milk 4 more than one day:
I wish I could have chockie milk 4 times per day
this man is the literal definition of extending the video to 10 minutes, only longer
:)
Can we just take a moment to appreciate "Your sub count is my live viewer count kid, sit down."😂😂
"He sees through echolocation and he's also deaf" has to be the most unique way to insult someone's eyesight that I've heard in my life
Techno ranting about how Ravenclaw is the best house was like the best thing ever.
I was like: This guy's awesome, clearly knows what he's talking about.
THEN HE WENT AND CALLED HARRY POTTER A CHILDREN'S BOOK. NO OKAY. BOOKS THAT KILL OFF EVERYONE YOU LOVED ARE NOT CHILDRENS BOOKS. SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO TWILIGHT!
I mean Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and that’s for children
What about the classic disney movies? The ones where the villains dies on the end and even then it's a childrens movie
JK Rowling is a jerk
5:13
Me a hufflepuff, wishing I was a ravenclaw for a really long time: *cries* I know
Don't you pick though?
7:45 didn't know techno played the violin
I will never tire of Techno being more mentally adept than everyone else
I saw the title and the first thing that popped into my head is, 'This man is well cultured'
As a Ravenclaw myself, I can say that Techno’s argument is 100% correct
The:
"Im quitting school"
"That's not wise, it doesn't pay very well being #2 potatos"
Is just too good
"he sees through Eco location.... he is also deaf" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Congrats on 600 subs!! You should do a version of Techno roasting exclusively famous people
poor Tommy
I feel bad ngl
and then Fit just destroys him for a split second lmao
Daaaaang only 5 months and you have what? 12k! Proud of you my guy
He called me a participation award and I accept that.
8:38
Me:WAIT,TECHNO GOT A SON?
Me finally realising: Oh,he’s talking about Tommy
7:01 techno is the master of dissing people
He starts it by telling the person their wrong, and then complementing them. And switching up on them and turning into an insult
lol 600 hundred subs, you have come such a long way. I am so proud! keep putting out amazing content, we all love it
Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house
Hufflepuff power!
14:14 -the holy number
Someone hasn’t been reading the star wars comics
“He sees through echo location and hes also deaf” HAD ME WHEEZE FIR WHATT
thank you for the Caramelldansen, I can never have enough....
CZcams knows me too well to recommend me this
Yoda Was A Frog Which Managed To Wear Robes, Commited War Crimes And Had A Laser Stick *Change My Mind*
Dude you gained 300 subs in 3 hours damn good job you well on your way to 1k
This man with 600 subs has passed everything I will ever achieve
Why does the intro song make me think about dancing crabs?
Oh yea...