I met Mark Williams in a pub a few years ago, and he was ASKING ME FOR DIRECTIONS. I wasn't 100% sure it was him so I just answered normally. I could have given him back his own lines. What a tragic missed opportunity.
My absolute fave FS character. Simply genius. And living as I do in a remote part of the country, I occasionally get the opportunity to ham it up myself when giving directions ...lovely old tree...
Very very funny!! I once asked a guy for directions a few years ago and he reminded me of the garden party scene so I had to drive off whilst he was still talking cos I got the giggles and started crying with laughter in his face!! Felt really bad afterwards but was very funny at the time!!
the sketch 3.20 into it made me cry laughing so much iv watched it a few times since and every time it makes me cry laughing its a priceless sketch thankyou fast show xxx
In much of the S.W of England the wages for unskilled labor are low and permanent fixtures can only stay up for the day or 'planning permission' is required which is ludicrous. Farmers get cash in hand casual labourers but usually only young guys like to play around. Amusing sketch though. As my farm is large my garden path is long.
I saw Mark Williams in the street with (I assume) his wife while in Dublin many years ago.. they were both so drunk they could both barely stand, his wife fell over and he struggled to pick her up - when I shouted over "you ain't seen me, right?"... he shouted back "fuck off!".. the small crowd outside the pub we were at all cheered lmao...they eventually (and comically slowly) got back on their feet and carried on staggering down the street. True story.
THATS ENOUGH is from American werewolf in london, brian glover appears in a doorway and shouts it at someone blabbing about the werewolf in the exact same way
I will occasionally turn to my wife and shout *WITH AN OWL!* It's fun because she's American and hasn't seen this show, so it confuses the shit out of her.
I'm American and I just discovered this yesterday and have sent it to all of my friends. I imagine that I'm going to be quite obnoxious for the next week or so... WITH AN OWL!!! What secret door? Well, lemme tell ya, boy, THERE IS NO SECRET DOOR!!! 🤣😂
In the days before sat navs when you had to to ask directions i can confirm there where people like this down narrow country lanes when i was out on deliveries i wish i had one of them horns back then.
The American Werewolf in London nod is perfect. The whole thing smacks of The Hills Have Eyes & The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (& The Harbinger from Cabin In The Woods).
I live in a rural area. I cannot die happy unless I memorize that bit & henceforth give directions in exactly that manner, including the hat. It'll be even better though, bc I live in America, so I'll be across the passenger.
Is he a company director who is a Freemason and a Conservative MP? If so, I think he is the one who paid a local tv show £3,000 to stop it revealing his name, the name of the three other people involved, the youth organisation to which they belong, and the shop where he bought the equipment.
Yum readin' this an' yum thinkin' "'allo, there's a tree" 🌳 "Luvly ole' tree..." yum thinkin... But 'ere's an owl, 🦉 with vengance in it's 'eart... Whot yum gunner do now eh? EH?
I met Mark Williams in a pub a few years ago, and he was ASKING ME FOR DIRECTIONS. I wasn't 100% sure it was him so I just answered normally. I could have given him back his own lines. What a tragic missed opportunity.
I see. You're lost and you are wanting directions. Now, you see this road here. You go up this road until you get a tree. Lovely old tree.
lmao
I had a cigarette with Mark Williams and the urge to say suit you sir was unbearable 😂😂😂
Quality. Maybe your instinct not to do it was right. He may have been having a bad day.☺
Just remember what happened to Father Ted when he met Richard Wilson and said "I don't beeeeleeeive it!", to him.
Not just a catch phrase show, the acting was superb
"behind the wall!! lovely old wall!! stuck down hole in the middle of the night!!! on your own!!! WITH AN OWL!!!!" amazingly hilarious!!
Yeah but what about ants? 1 would be alright but what if there's many? What if there's 3? 3 ANTS!!
My absolute fave FS character. Simply genius. And living as I do in a remote part of the country, I occasionally get the opportunity to ham it up myself when giving directions ...lovely old tree...
Reminds me of my years of living in rural Cornwall lol
Double dare you to to play out this sketch in its entirety 🤣
Yep Dugan almost put myself in hospital.before QUADRAUPLE heart .....watched it during recovery some weeks later......am I mad......simply magic
@@ApriliaGuy1969I'm from St Just its us
Back again. God bless these guys what a truly awesome show.
Lovely old compilation.
Now , you go around that compilation, back through the comments, and you'll see me. But don't stop....
"THAT'S ENOUGH!....that's enough!"
I'd love to see the back story here. Amazing sketch.
That was taken from the American Werewolf in London scene...
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The bit when he looks at the camera at 1:44 gets me every time!
That moment at 1:46 when he looks directly at the camera. :D
Fast show literally the best. I know the word literally has lost all meaning these days, but it's a fair usage here. Fast show has never been topped.
Very very funny!! I once asked a guy for directions a few years ago and he reminded me of the garden party scene so I had to drive off whilst he was still talking cos I got the giggles and started crying with laughter in his face!! Felt really bad afterwards but was very funny at the time!!
Never noticed it was a Black Country accent first time round "Lovely ow' tree, which way now y'am thinkin... MOI WOIFE, MOI LIDDLE CHILDREN"
Thanks for posting. A truly great compilation!
Arrabella Weir is so gorgeous!!
You are of course. Correct...
Thank God for that, thought I might have been on my own thinking that😂
Just watched an American werewolf in London for the first time, I only just got the "Thats enough!" thing was from that.
ahhhh!!! I never made that connection!!! brilliant!!
Great reference!
At 40 something and you had never seen that film? I got the reference when I was 15, 25 years ago.
you are so very smart and cultured
@@mhrgall And you should be proud of your razor Sharp wit, it really is astounding.
Mark Williams was brilliant!
the sketch 3.20 into it made me cry laughing so much iv watched it a few times since and every time it makes me cry laughing its a priceless sketch thankyou fast show xxx
That poor old man must have seen some terrifying shit in the countryside
He saw an owl!
@@silphaer5353 and an eel. An eel with a mighty wingspan. AN EEL THAT COULD FLY!
The expressions on Whitehouse's face in the first sketch are just superb.
Superb comedy actors-Anytime they're in a movie with an A lister, you're eyes go to them.
You're working now boy, there's a devil at ya heels.😂
1:33 - 3:20 Classic! One of my favourite Fast Show sketches. Mark Williams is brilliantly hilarious.
"what happens if there are 3 ants!!!" Lol sounds like my mother when I get ready to go back to college.
Classic comedy. My favourite character of the Fast Show.
I love the fact he doesnt react to the fact a scarecrow just came to life!
In much of the S.W of England the wages for unskilled labor are low and permanent fixtures can only stay up for the day or 'planning permission' is required which is ludicrous. Farmers get cash in hand casual labourers but usually only young guys like to play around. Amusing sketch though. As my farm is large my garden path is long.
@@davepowell7168 Are you part of the sketch?
@@ReDeV7 Are you an undocumented migrant seeking gainful employment ?
@@davepowell7168 yeah
@@ReDeV7 You might have plague !
Something about batflu l was told.
This is brilliant still as me laughing all these years later
With an Owalll!!
Best Sketch EVER MADE
me and my pal Dan used to watch this and laugh, RIP dan
At 8:30 you can see whitehouse laughing his head off
WITH AN OWL!!!
I saw Mark Williams in the street with (I assume) his wife while in Dublin many years ago.. they were both so drunk they could both barely stand, his wife fell over and he struggled to pick her up - when I shouted over "you ain't seen me, right?"... he shouted back "fuck off!".. the small crowd outside the pub we were at all cheered lmao...they eventually (and comically slowly) got back on their feet and carried on staggering down the street. True story.
🤣
You should have said "Dad's home"
I'd have preceeded it with 'Oi! Cocker chumpy'...!
That season he was drinking mostly whiskey.
Love this comedy !!🇨🇦
You aint seen me..ave ya ?
Today i shall mostly be eating
....avocados
I'll get me coat
Suit you sir
Mark Williams had me in stitches
Paul Whitehouse being screamed at never gets old 😄
Lovely Old Tree 😁
"You should have fear..." Brilliant. Slitherin' things.
THATS ENOUGH is from American werewolf in london, brian glover appears in a doorway and shouts it at someone blabbing about the werewolf in the exact same way
I will occasionally turn to my wife and shout *WITH AN OWL!*
It's fun because she's American and hasn't seen this show, so it confuses the shit out of her.
Hi, I'm Ed Winchester
Try owel.
I'm American and I just discovered this yesterday and have sent it to all of my friends. I imagine that I'm going to be quite obnoxious for the next week or so... WITH AN OWL!!! What secret door? Well, lemme tell ya, boy, THERE IS NO SECRET DOOR!!! 🤣😂
Loovelay ol' traee.
STUCK DOWN A HOLE! IN THE MIDDLE O' THE NIGHT! .....with an OWL!?
Destro7000 Gotta love this, good old British comedy...The Best !🇨🇦
Owls. Everyone is fond of owls. Except for mice and shrews and Simon Cowells.
The first word I said was owl
Stuck in hole middle o the night
I need to get one of those dog deterrent warning hooters 🤣❤️🕊
Priceless! Regards from Blighty :)
How they dont laugh is a skill in its self....init
WITH AN OWL!!!
This will never be not funny
D'YE KNOUGH THE WEIGH TO THE GARDEN PARTEEEYUHHH
lovely old tree
8:32 you can see Paul laughing 😂
There was a fast show night about 7 or 8 years ago , it was on nearly all night ,,,,,,, nearly died laughing.
Lovely old tree...
What about the fog? Stuck down ‘ole, in the fog, in the middle of the night…with an OWL!
Happened to me - right now in fact 🤣😅
One person got stuck down a hole with a vengeful dig a deaf slithering thing 3 ants a badger and an OWL!
With an owl !!!!!
"THAT's No Guarantee!!!
Lovely old tree
There is no secret door!!!
This is what its like for American tourists touring the back waters of England.........especially in Dingley dell!!
As made me day . Cant stop laughin i could get stuck n hole w a owl ! .
"..it's a lovely ol' tree.."
whitehouse trying not to piss himself in the first story
What about a slithering thing..........with an owl
THERE AIN'T NO SECRET DOOR!!!!
Cannot be more english that, and I am foreigner in case you missed that!!.. just insane.🇬🇧.!🤣!👍
Birmingham -Ozzy-the best UK laugh-he makes it mad and spooky-He weillant to Oxford and supports Aston Villa
Me! Tree! Me! Wall!
1 person is scared of owls! lol
In the days before sat navs when you had to to ask directions i can confirm there where people like this down narrow country lanes when i was out on deliveries i wish i had one of them horns back then.
"you been down there?"
3 ANTS!
The American Werewolf in London nod is perfect. The whole thing smacks of The Hills Have Eyes & The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (& The Harbinger from Cabin In The Woods).
Paul Whitehouse trying not to laugh in the first sketch!
I live in a rural area. I cannot die happy unless I memorize that bit & henceforth give directions in exactly that manner, including the hat.
It'll be even better though, bc I live in America, so I'll be across the passenger.
Great show, gives me a real League of Gentlemen vibe from this however.
Fast show could do surrealism just as good at times...
Paul Whitehouse gathered the funniest actors in the UK-P
I'll tell you, boy... THERE IS NO SECRET DOOR!!
"Thats enough, thats e-nough!"
What about eels with might wingspans... EELS THAT CAN FLY!!!!!
Not a problem, just escape via the Secret door.
@@HooDatDonDar THERE AIN'T NO SECRET DOOR!!!
You ain’t seen me,roight 👀
Paul Whitehouse look's like Charles Hawtrey in Carry on camping
One owl did not approve of this video.
Slithering thing will come out its slithering nest 😂😂
WITH AN OWL !
Centipedes from an angry place!
Famous Birmingham People you would be proud of
john smith Mark Williams is actually from Bromsgrove which is outside Birmingham!
Is he a company director who is a Freemason and a Conservative MP?
If so, I think he is the one who paid a local tv show £3,000 to stop it revealing his name, the name of the three other people involved, the youth organisation to which they belong, and the shop where he bought the equipment.
Wall me tree me, wall me tree me, wall me tree me.
With an owl!!!
amazing !
"Just one glimpse of the slithering thing and your doomed doomed I tell ya".
Yum readin' this an' yum thinkin' "'allo, there's a tree" 🌳 "Luvly ole' tree..." yum thinkin... But 'ere's an owl, 🦉 with vengance in it's 'eart... Whot yum gunner do now eh? EH?
Paul Whitehouse at 1:07 struggling not to laugh, haha!
I can see a bit of Royston Vasey in this .
Very funny 👍
With an owl 😂
Called in so funny Brummie
I was expecting "am yo lost?"
He spit bars for a second there
5:10 Just twigged the son is played by Rhys Thomas, with his face obscured by the b pillar so you can’t tell he’s not a child.
I need to get meself one of them there crimson hooters. It seems to stop loonies in their tracks.
My wife! Lol
WHAT ABOUT A SLITHERING THING!?
Best ever for me......OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
5:02 LOL