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  • Chanel 9 Neus

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  • @Martolov
    @Martolov Před 15 lety +372

    So many people watching this just don't seem to get it and take offence. It's not about laughing at foreigners. It's really about being in a european country and not knowing anything about the language or the culture (e.g. on a cheap holiday). Everything looks funny. You hear words in your own language that aren't there. Things don't make sense.
    I'm spanish and I think it's hilarious. It's obviously a mix of greece, portugal, spain and middle europe - places people go on holidays to.
    the end

    • @AlexMckillmore
      @AlexMckillmore Před 6 lety +50

      It's a bit about laughing at foreigners. Which is fine. Foreigners are welcome to laugh at us. Everyone laughs.

    • @michaeljames8531
      @michaeljames8531 Před 6 lety +30

      Martolov
      Exactly! I think Whitehouse said it was about coming back to your hotel room drunk and turning on the television and not having a clue what was going on.
      The production values and fashions are ripping the kind of TV they had abroad though.

    • @iSuRRendeReDuK
      @iSuRRendeReDuK Před 4 lety +13

      @t0mme1981 Nope....but it is funny and thats something thats missing in today`s comedy.
      Bueno Estente

    • @davidlondon2810
      @davidlondon2810 Před 4 lety +23

      I remember watching the BBC news in a hotel I was staying in in the UK years ago with a Canadian who was also staying there. She kept bursting into laughter and told me that it was because the stiff upper lip presenters and their deadpan delivery reminded her of every parody of Britain she had seen on North American comedy shows and also Monty Python. It was the seriousness with which even trivial news items were presented that really made her laugh. She apologised for laughing. But then I started laughing too because I could suddenly see how strange and amusing it must have seemed through the eyes of a foreigner.

    • @andrewbowden6982
      @andrewbowden6982 Před 4 lety +3

      @t0mme1981 Oh shut up you prick

  • @tugamario
    @tugamario Před 14 lety +63

    Absolutely right! I'm portuguese and I find it hilarious. One of them clearly says «obrigado» (portuguese for thank you) completely out of context...
    When I watch bulgarian or romanian channels they have this strange and hilarious feeling that they caprtured quite well.
    Bouthros Bouthros Ghali

  • @ZZombyWooff
    @ZZombyWooff Před 2 lety +34

    can't believe Dining Altenator had 0 goals.. I was such big fan of the team :(

    • @Anonymous-Joker74
      @Anonymous-Joker74 Před rokem +2

      🤣🤣🤣👏🏼

    • @mikkolaine4232
      @mikkolaine4232 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Well, you have to give credit to Interupter Bastardo. Their team was strong that season.

  • @WhipLashJimmyFrank
    @WhipLashJimmyFrank Před 2 lety +22

    The Gizmo gag is something that I will never understand how I can keep laughing over and over again.

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 Před rokem +3

      It’s about watching adverts in a language you don’t speak and not getting any context clues as to what is being advertised.

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 Před 6 měsíci

      I'm always laughing while simultaneously trying to work out what possible use it could have.
      My subconscious just doesn't seem that it's a comedy. lol

  • @bitspacemusic
    @bitspacemusic Před 4 lety +78

    Anyone remember the "special report" in the weather section when they discovered a cloud over Spain?

  • @billyhughes805
    @billyhughes805 Před 6 lety +58

    The channel they were ripping up was a free Mexican channel on British sky in the early nineties called 'Galavision' which was channel 44 - I watched it often to practice my Spanish.

    • @haych27
      @haych27 Před 5 lety +4

      Good to know the inspiration for it. Cracked me up when I first saw it years ago. I always refer to hot weather as scorchio in a Paula voice and watch people who don't know this sketch look at like I'm weird 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak Před 4 lety

      I wonder if that was the same Galavision we have here in the US?
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galavisi%C3%B3n

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak Před 4 lety

      Mexico does have a channel 9 that was called "Galavision" as well, though it looks like they now call it "Nueve".
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nueve_(Mexican_TV_network)

    • @BustyGretchen
      @BustyGretchen Před 3 lety +1

      @@haych27 😆

    • @lizsteele8858
      @lizsteele8858 Před rokem +1

      ​@@haych27We do the same in our family!😉

  • @TS50ER
    @TS50ER Před 2 lety +18

    Today, I am mainly watching Chanel 9 after a 9-year break.

  • @a4ol
    @a4ol Před 14 lety +14

    THE best comedy skit show ever.
    The jokes on politics, society, economy and the world at large are fantastic and very true.
    Wish they had continued with more seasons... And yes some Americans do get British humor.

  • @saintmirrenmalky
    @saintmirrenmalky Před 16 lety +26

    Does anyone remember the episode where the weather girl causes panic whan she sticks a cloud on the map and says "Cumulus!"? Absolute classic. Brilliant show.

    • @trygvelie573
      @trygvelie573 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/abFJuqp867g/video.html&ab_channel=ippunen

    • @cjtquk
      @cjtquk Před rokem +7

      Nimbo cumulos!

    • @mcjdubpower
      @mcjdubpower Před rokem +1

      ​@@cjtqukSpecial reporta

  • @54spiritedwill54
    @54spiritedwill54 Před 16 lety +18

    This was, in my opinion, the best bit about the Fast Show! Mentale! Boutros-Boutros Ghali.

  • @pawel7923
    @pawel7923 Před 3 lety +20

    I just finished a 4 year degree in Spanish so I could understand this......turns out they weren't speaking Spanish) ....damn!!

  • @K0nna13
    @K0nna13 Před 10 lety +100

    I always use "Bono estente!" as a greeting. People usualy ask, am I learning Portuguese or something...

    • @paquitomoralles
      @paquitomoralles Před 10 lety +9

      Bono estente! Im portuguese etheth eth eht hetteh teh .

    • @paquitomoralles
      @paquitomoralles Před 10 lety

      I ought to say, your nickname in portuguese sounds like a very dirty word . Not making this up.

    • @11DNA11
      @11DNA11 Před 7 lety

      RumRumRum
      I do that too :D

    • @elonmuskeli6871
      @elonmuskeli6871 Před 4 lety +6

      I sometimes say "Boutros-Boutros Ghali" instead of "bye"

    • @dawidtan8
      @dawidtan8 Před 3 lety +1

      Its Esperanto

  • @vanillaorchid
    @vanillaorchid Před 11 lety +25

    I absolutely love those Gizmo adverts.

  • @adventussaxonum
    @adventussaxonum Před 15 lety +5

    Exactly! Someone who "gets" it. It's the odd familiar English word,phrase or name,out of it's normal context,which makes it funny.

  • @SniffMyDeadwax
    @SniffMyDeadwax Před 2 lety +2

    Euro still hot, euro still cold. This was the warm up before going out to techno parties in the mid 90s, cracking time

  • @randlerobbertson8792
    @randlerobbertson8792 Před 3 lety +16

    Timeless and hilarious.

  • @trustnoone81
    @trustnoone81 Před 14 lety +37

    There's definitely some italian in there. I'm italian myself, and whenever I say "molto molto" (meaning "very very") I can't help but add "kinagrophos" in my mind. Molto molto kinagrophos! Tefaselos action-pumpo.

  • @luukeluketer1024
    @luukeluketer1024 Před 10 lety +27

    The genius of Whitehouse and Simon day....Scorchio....

  • @irkibby
    @irkibby Před 13 lety +17

    We showed this to someone the other day. He said WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING, IT AINT EVEN IN ENGLISH!!

  • @OlagGan
    @OlagGan Před 12 lety +7

    Actually I hate to say this, but Chanel 9 actually does exist. When I was in Las Vegas last year I used to watch a channel called "Telemundo" which was the Spanish Language station. Telemundo actually sounded EXACTLY like Chanel 9. All that was needed was a woman to go around saying "Scorchio!"

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak Před 4 lety

      America technically has a number of Spanish language channels on the air, mostly in the south and in larger cities. The two big networks are Univision and Telemundo.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Univision
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telemundo

  • @waynegoringgoring8249
    @waynegoringgoring8249 Před 2 lety +10

    Bring back the fast show

  • @mlc4495
    @mlc4495 Před 3 lety +7

    When watching this as a kid I used to think they were speaking real Spanish. 😂

  • @Mattd252
    @Mattd252 Před 3 lety +4

    It's only just occurred to me that Antonios Gubba is a parody of former BBC football reporter Tony Gubba...

  • @VladKepes
    @VladKepes Před 9 lety +55

    Classic! Respect from Interupter Bastardo Ultras!

    • @KEVWARD63
      @KEVWARD63 Před 9 lety +6

      +VladKepes I'm your Bicycle Dynamo rivals !!...Violencia...fisticuffs..bad boys !!

    • @cartertheunstoppablefaxmac902
      @cartertheunstoppablefaxmac902 Před 6 lety +5

      IBFC AND PROUD. Dynamo boys are going home in a fucking ambulance

    • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
      @DCI-Frank-Burnside Před 6 lety +3

      Boutros Boutros-Ghali!

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 Před 4 lety +5

      Bunch of plastics. Some of us still support the real teams. AFC Silence will thrash you all next season. We won the Copa del El Presidente last year and we’ll do the double this year.

    • @antevukusic1868
      @antevukusic1868 Před 3 lety +1

      My Call of Duty 2 nickname has been Interupter Bastardo for ages.

  • @mladencic
    @mladencic Před 15 lety +14

    I say I say I say BOY!

  • @WolfieRich1
    @WolfieRich1 Před 16 lety +15

    Favourite part:
    "Traffic Regulations."
    "psssssssssshit.."

    • @markc8956
      @markc8956 Před 2 lety +1

      "psssssssssshit.."
      Laughed SO hard at that bit!

  • @NorthEastTrailRunner
    @NorthEastTrailRunner Před 7 měsíci +1

    Just like visiting Greece. "Athethathethetheth, Boutros Boutros Ghali."

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan Před rokem +2

    Greek/Cypriot TV is literally this

  • @leeroy4980
    @leeroy4980 Před 3 lety +6

    Who still says ‘scorchio’ now ?!! Me !! Amazing show. Sad that I just showed a 24 yer old this and he had no clue what was going on.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal Před 5 lety +14

    Rubbish! I spent 2 weeks in Minia Cumiaterra Exteria last summer and it rained the whole time!

    • @peadar-o
      @peadar-o Před 3 lety +2

      Bad week of nimbo cumulos

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Před 6 měsíci +1

    ''tornadoes,thery'e brilliant!'' 🤣

  • @pekkakuusankoski2192
    @pekkakuusankoski2192 Před 3 lety +6

    This is legendary

  • @Ignorant303
    @Ignorant303 Před 3 lety +3

    ¡Bono Estente!

  • @sleeming88
    @sleeming88 Před 16 lety +4

    Brings back memories of all that dodgy TV that you would watch in the hotel while on holiday in the Med. Thank God for BBC World.

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 Před 4 lety +15

    I can't be the only one who really, really wants to know exactly what the kitchen gizmo actually does.

  • @ProcyonAlpha
    @ProcyonAlpha Před 7 měsíci +1

    We need the fast show today. Every one is so uptight waiting to be offended.

  • @m0rtrg
    @m0rtrg Před 7 lety +7

    Paul Sherer on the right actually looks foreign with those specs on.

  • @erkicaplatz7212
    @erkicaplatz7212 Před 11 lety +13

    this is like normal tv in spain

  • @MrThunderwing
    @MrThunderwing Před 2 lety +1

    00:52 - ppppppppppsshhhit 😂😂😂

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Před 6 měsíci +1

    translation: ''now,sport,specifically football! with antonios gubba.''

  • @martinevans123
    @martinevans123 Před 17 lety +2

    The guys were always funny. But the best bit for me was always Caroline Aherne's weather girl Poula Fisch. Remember the episode when she presented it by jumping onto floating pontoons?

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK Před 5 měsíci

      That was a reference to Fred Thompson, who used to do the ITV weather on floating pontoons in the shape of Britain and Ireland in Albert Dock, Liverpool, jumping between the two and hopefully not into the water.
      Unfortunately, he was found to have had been a "wrong 'un" in his previous career as a teacher in a boys' school, so that's what he's known for.

  • @055697
    @055697 Před 15 lety +19

    Bono estente. Hethethethrethethethethhethethethethmetheheth.

  • @basspfosten
    @basspfosten Před 15 lety

    The commercial cracked me up the most - "Aull cee'ya Giz-Mo ---- PLOPP!"

  • @HaganDave
    @HaganDave Před 16 lety +1

    Yes, Nimbo-Cumulus, it was sensation like Solar eclipse.

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Před 3 lety +1

    ''tip,I say, foghorn leghorn!'' X''D

  • @Jt-rz1nl
    @Jt-rz1nl Před 3 lety +1

    I had tea come out of my nose when he said Violencia..

  • @silentbob82
    @silentbob82 Před 17 lety +1

    Whiskas, fulla meaty goodness!
    Foghorn Leghorn

  • @rogerswift1983
    @rogerswift1983 Před 14 lety +1

    @Rexel2828 it is funny if you were around in the 90s and can remember analogue sky TV which had other European channels mixed in amongst the English ones and those are what they are parodying here. Funny then but it is dated now

  • @pryletoncyo
    @pryletoncyo Před 11 lety +1

    They're all the same gizmo. First one was kitchen gizmo. Then, garden gizmo. :D

  • @goliath9210
    @goliath9210 Před 3 lety +2

    Interuptor Bastardo is a great team

  • @hazardous1990
    @hazardous1990 Před 15 lety +3

    "I SAY! I SAY! I SAY! BOY!"

  • @ReubenArmstrong
    @ReubenArmstrong Před 15 lety +7

    Borussiamonchengladbach = Borussia Munchen Munchen Munchen Munchen Munchen Munchen glad to be back Dookla Fisch Eff Cee. :D

  • @bigsighz400
    @bigsighz400 Před 14 lety

    no, paula fisch is played by caroline ahern who used to be mrs merton. mrs doyle was played by Pauline McLynn

  • @mikedoverskog
    @mikedoverskog Před 3 lety +1

    Bono Estente Caroline

  • @nixbronowski5822
    @nixbronowski5822 Před 3 lety

    Mentaaleee.. MeThehehethemehehe...
    Good God...Buono bwenstentey!
    Too Fuuny

  • @HiKennyS
    @HiKennyS Před 13 lety

    That Antonios Gubba is as Mad as a box of frogs!

  • @SharpblueCreative
    @SharpblueCreative Před 11 lety +1

    Just like Swindon cable in the old days

  • @lmd141
    @lmd141 Před 14 lety +3

    I've always supported Club Athletico Vacuum

    • @Matt-ig4yk
      @Matt-ig4yk Před 3 lety

      I've always been a Sporting Club Bang guy myself.

  • @RichieRouge206
    @RichieRouge206 Před 2 lety +13

    To all the offended ones out there. This is called ‘harmless fun’ - a thing that has pretty much gone now. It is not harming anyone, it’s called sarcasm.

    • @leeosborne3793
      @leeosborne3793 Před 2 lety +2

      If you look at the comments, no-one is actually offended.

  • @carloswigan
    @carloswigan Před 16 lety +1

    It was a pisstake of the brilliant 'Galavision' channel from Mexico which used to be on sky channel 44.

  • @tianlong23
    @tianlong23 Před 15 lety +2

    "Psiit la grado tic meto fondu Chriss Waddle!"

  • @MasterAsra
    @MasterAsra Před 12 lety +13

    No, it's a parody of 70s Spanish News shows. Which isn't racism, since places make fun of the TV shows and programs of other countries and cultures all the time. If you can't make fun of another countries television programming or make a parody about it then what do you want, nobody to ever joke about anything ever? Grow a thicker skin. All cultures television shows do this sort of thing.

    • @andrewclark8630
      @andrewclark8630 Před 3 lety

      That was then. This is now. The people who think they are better have banned pretty much all humour now, unless it is political propaganda.

  • @jtcone
    @jtcone Před 15 lety +2

    boutros boutros ghali
    damn i loved these, the fast show was f-in hilarious

  • @4TheRecord
    @4TheRecord Před 3 lety

    Classico neus programmo, reportero Poula is scorchio!

  • @darrylldavison4674
    @darrylldavison4674 Před rokem

    Brilliant programme buno estente

  • @hazrover
    @hazrover Před 17 lety

    I love this SOOOOO much!!!! PIGHARDIA!!!!!!

  • @southerndiy1
    @southerndiy1 Před 2 lety +1

    sporting club BANG!

  • @BDJRose
    @BDJRose Před 15 lety +1

    Abandomon.
    Violincia.
    Fisty.
    Bad boys

  • @blzahz7633
    @blzahz7633 Před 7 lety +9

    Man, Poula's voice is ear candy

    • @gjmob
      @gjmob Před 3 lety +1

      R.I.P. Caroline Aherne.

    • @ShaunTheCHB
      @ShaunTheCHB Před 3 lety

      @@gjmob She passed away?

    • @jane1975
      @jane1975 Před rokem

      @@ShaunTheCHB She died 2nd of July 2016 of Lung Cancer, she was also going blind from a rare form of Retinal Cancer too. She was a very sick lady sadly.

  • @PalladiumTV
    @PalladiumTV Před 15 lety +1

    Its going to be Hot again ..

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Před 6 měsíci +1

    translation:''and now,weather with paula.''

  • @eamonn1983
    @eamonn1983 Před 15 lety +1

    Paul Whitehouse. Bona fide fucking genius.

  • @mixindave1
    @mixindave1 Před 11 lety +2

    every time i see italin comments on any video i just think chris waddle

  • @mrspivvy
    @mrspivvy Před 16 lety

    eth eth eth eth, chris waddle! ner-ner-ner-ner, dixon! dock green!

  • @HiKennyS
    @HiKennyS Před 13 lety +1

    I always wanted to go to a place where people will always greet you with a warm bueno estente and the weather is always scorchio.

  • @goaldemon08
    @goaldemon08 Před 15 lety +3

    fullofmeatygoodness hahaha

  • @hannahmcgahan8920
    @hannahmcgahan8920 Před 7 lety +4

    BAD BOYS *fists* 😂😂😂

  • @marialachica
    @marialachica Před 16 lety +3

    Well I AM Spanish and I am NOT offended either, but it is VERY obvious that they are not portraying Spain in here, more like Greece or some eastern european country.
    I don't know why people always think it refers to Spain (?!)

  • @AnnieCh85
    @AnnieCh85 Před 16 lety

    Ase ase ase boyyyyyyy ;D ==> best part ever ;D

  • @paquitomoralles
    @paquitomoralles Před 10 lety +9

    functione buronico? double action pumpo? where can i buy one of those?

    • @simonbell9253
      @simonbell9253 Před 9 lety +4

      The Gizmo shop!!

    • @richardj8026
      @richardj8026 Před 7 lety

      I'll never watch those JML adverts on TV in the same light again!

    • @markwrenn8569
      @markwrenn8569 Před 6 lety +3

      The best joke about the “Gizmo” is its price (displayed at 1:20): ₵5,600,750,398:99. (Or, knowing the Chanel 9 universe, in sterling terms, about 99p.)

    • @AnnoNihilus
      @AnnoNihilus Před 6 lety

      I always heard he said "functione moronico" xD. Oh well, no matter what he says there, exactly, it's hi-bloody-larious anyway.

  • @superamario6464
    @superamario6464 Před 3 lety +2

    Comedy gold! Needed a good laugh today:)

  • @JonsterMonster
    @JonsterMonster Před 5 lety +3

    i wonder how they subtitle this to different languages :DD

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo Před 5 lety +3

      They don't need to😂

    • @PiesliceProductions
      @PiesliceProductions Před 5 lety +2

      In Finnish subtitles they transliterate the gibberish and translate the English words

  • @ghedebrav
    @ghedebrav Před 15 lety

    AFC Silence - zero; Sporting Club Bang - zero. Antonios Gubba - Mentale!

  • @jtcone
    @jtcone Před 16 lety +1

    hahahah man I loved Fast Show

  • @Lee-bt2cy
    @Lee-bt2cy Před 6 lety +1

    The late great Caroline aherne,salt of the earth woman,with a mischievous side to her personality.

  • @techweenie1
    @techweenie1 Před 14 lety

    @junction666 actually they seem to be mixing Spanish (hence the making fun of the lisping sounds....ethethethetheth ), Italian, Portuguese, Greek and even some German (mit Poula?). Some times they see to say Todo (the Spanish word for all) other times Tutto (the Italian word for all)...and of course a bunch of made up words...or words completely not based on their actual meaning.

  • @kingdaniel69
    @kingdaniel69 Před 17 lety

    Also "Oragzmogizmo, nee battery, action pumpo.ORGAZMO GIZMO, POP!"

  • @Dalroi1
    @Dalroi1 Před 7 lety +7

    Boutros boutros ghali.

  • @Le_Sourpuss
    @Le_Sourpuss Před 16 lety +1

    There is one or more europeen tv channel/s where people actually speak a very similar language to this believe it or not (it's almost the same). And it wasn't spanish. but it's still funny as hell.

  • @Mcklain
    @Mcklain Před 12 lety +1

    This looks nothing like spanish news shows from the 70s. It's all a mix of portuguese, spanish, greek and italian tv programmes and languages.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK Před 4 lety

      No, it's in colour.

  • @DJVM95
    @DJVM95 Před 12 lety

    That's what Mediterranean languages sound to me!

  • @BiffChunksteak
    @BiffChunksteak Před 15 lety

    No necessario de repitios timo y agenda catchphrases de clippo in commentarios. Tedioso. Todos capable de audire themselvicos. Thanxi.

  • @pirkkalahemmo
    @pirkkalahemmo Před 13 lety

    I love scorchio but when i see nimbo cumulos i will cry.

  • @pilmoor
    @pilmoor Před 15 lety +1

    ABANDOMON. violencia. fisty! Badboys

  • @smhorse
    @smhorse Před měsícem

    Was that Jason Isaacs doing the footy results?

  • @ExiledCarebear
    @ExiledCarebear Před 17 lety

    El ScorchioooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
    god I love that show

  • @Druid595
    @Druid595 Před 17 lety

    Traffic regulation.
    Bombo Chipolata.
    Butaros Butarod Ghali. Whiskers, full o' meaty goodness.
    What exactly does "celyn gizmo" do?

  • @MrJayel27
    @MrJayel27 Před 14 lety

    @ZdzichuRyjNiemyty Indeed,...thats Catherine Ahern,in a few other things aswell

  • @AlexMckillmore
    @AlexMckillmore Před 6 lety +3

    Bonooo estenteeeeeee.

  • @bluejoe1873
    @bluejoe1873 Před 12 lety

    Scorchio ! Fantastic :-)