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  • @JayMaverick
    @JayMaverick Před 7 měsíci +16

    -This man insulted me!
    -Was it done with any style, madam?

  • @BCloudyboy
    @BCloudyboy Před 3 lety +103

    ‘Will it be the bridal?’
    ‘No, he’ll just hold her by the ears.’
    Classic! 😂

  • @robashton8606
    @robashton8606 Před 2 lety +52

    "Does she look over her shoulder at you, sir, like this....ah!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤘
    I bloody miss the nineties.

  • @SirChronDonIII
    @SirChronDonIII Před rokem +21

    Seeing a young Arthur Weasley saying these things has made my day😂 I must now see the man at least once in my life so I can tell him "oh! Suit you sir!"

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 Před 6 měsíci +6

    "Does she birch you with nettles and need heavy sedation sir?" Lmao!

  • @emgee44
    @emgee44 Před 2 lety +29

    Looking back at these sketches reminds me of the old Monty Python “Nudge, Nudge, wink, wink” with Eric Idle:
    “Is she a goer, likes uniforms does she, know what I mean, know what I mean nudge, nudge, wink, wink” 😉

  • @PRINCESSLEELAA11
    @PRINCESSLEELAA11 Před 5 lety +117

    Absolutely hysterical! British comedy legends at their best! 🤣👍🇮🇪☘️

    • @DolanDolk
      @DolanDolk Před 3 lety +6

      Good sense of humour sir, owh suit you sir, suit you, owh

    • @ShonnDaylee
      @ShonnDaylee Před 9 měsíci +1

      He was also on Red Dwarf. One of Lister's mates. "I've been to Iceland. I've been to Juno. I can name 50 things that go in jars that you know"

    • @rekocastren923
      @rekocastren923 Před 5 měsíci

      BBC ❤ Greetings from Finland ,🇫🇮

  • @bigchris80
    @bigchris80 Před 3 lety +39

    I don't recall them ever selling a suit 🤣

  • @Emzdrav
    @Emzdrav Před 6 lety +212

    Radiant sir, radiant!

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser Před 3 lety +21

    "Have you tried drugs to heighten sexual awareness, sir?"
    "Have you tried violence, madam?"

  • @lukenukem2441
    @lukenukem2441 Před 2 lety +12

    It's literally 3s from "yes I'll have a secretary" to "will u be giving it to her sir". Genius

  • @The-sx8zy
    @The-sx8zy Před rokem +10

    I love how the blonde one comes out of nowhere in most of them

  • @kael2450
    @kael2450 Před 7 lety +85

    "Oh go on let them" Ooh Suit you Caroline.

  • @sumthingwickedly
    @sumthingwickedly Před 2 lety +64

    I remember taking my lad into a gentleman's outfitters when this was on and I don't know if the guys in the shop were doing it deliberately but they were going on like this 😂😂😂

    • @mrkeogh
      @mrkeogh Před 9 měsíci +9

      You put your lad into a gentleman's what?

    • @sumthingwickedly
      @sumthingwickedly Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@mrkeogh 🤣🤣

  • @M1tjakaramazov
    @M1tjakaramazov Před 3 lety +38

    I worked at a menswear store with a tailoring section when this came out. I can testify this is exactly how people in that business are 😂

    • @seamustherotty9373
      @seamustherotty9373 Před 10 měsíci +5

      I was gonna say you're talking shite but then I thought about the times I've needed a suit for whatever occasion and they fucking are like this 😂😂😂

    • @M1tjakaramazov
      @M1tjakaramazov Před 10 měsíci

      @@seamustherotty9373 they're even worse behind the scenes 😅

  • @motorbike650
    @motorbike650 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Thanks for the entertainment !
    In 2023 I can't think of anything which' holds a candle to you'..what you did was ' art'

  • @rdjb9650
    @rdjb9650 Před 3 lety +9

    “Brutal, sir, but strangely compelling.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theseshisneverover6472
    @theseshisneverover6472 Před 6 lety +50

    The years I’ve used the saying “suits you sir” and never seen the sketch. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant

    • @Oscuros
      @Oscuros Před 4 lety

      At least you say it and write it like they did.
      Never seen it written as "suit you" in my life, people really should learn to read and write better.

    • @sirbarringtonwomblembe4098
      @sirbarringtonwomblembe4098 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Oscuros Wrong. Check the damn title under the play button. People really should learn to listen 'better'.

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Oscuros It is "suit you" actually. That's what they say.

    • @vermilliongecko
      @vermilliongecko Před 2 lety +4

      Arabella Weir said in a documentary at the time that it's actually 'suit you. sir', as in 'that would suit you, sir'.

    • @smokey_the_bandit_girl2548
      @smokey_the_bandit_girl2548 Před 6 měsíci

      Me too haha 😂

  • @jonnygti
    @jonnygti Před rokem +10

    Love the restaurant scene “What about todays special”
    Out he comes from under the table.
    “Tongue sir”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kingtrollface259
    @Kingtrollface259 Před 2 lety +14

    The fast show ,harry enfield and chums ,absolute legends

  • @versioncity1
    @versioncity1 Před 2 lety +6

    I'd forgotten just how good the fast show was.

  • @ivorbiggun710
    @ivorbiggun710 Před 4 lety +50

    Caroline Ahern looks so pretty. What a tragedy such a clever and talented woman was taken from us.

  • @rbeygarcia
    @rbeygarcia Před 2 lety +21

    Paul’s not only a comedian. He’s a fantastic actor. Like frighteningly fantastic. It can only be his own reluctance to venture outside the UK that’s kept him from the bright lights of Hollywood. People get Oscars for acting like his.

    • @arturs2436
      @arturs2436 Před 5 měsíci

      Closer he has been of Hollywood probably was his role has Anatas Mikoyan in the 2017 movie"Death of Stalin" (a movie in which for ex Steve Buscemi plays the role of Nikita Khrushchev). Also to note the voice roles:1) Has"Thackery" in the 2016 movie "Alice Through the Looking Glass"(in which Johnny Depp(who admires him) has"Hatter Tarrant Hightopp) and 2)Has"William Van Dort / Mayhew / Paul the Head Waiter" in the 2006 Tim Burton movie"Corpse Bride"(Depp had the main voice role).

    • @jennifersivewright3117
      @jennifersivewright3117 Před 2 měsíci

      He’s an amazing singer, too. Saw the Fast Show Live and Paul Whitehouse is constantly funny.

  • @kevinhoughton9134
    @kevinhoughton9134 Před 3 lety +10

    PMSL, these sketches have got to be some of the funniest ever!!

  • @ivogredica4263
    @ivogredica4263 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Fast show is best comedy show that I ever saw in my life!

  • @colinstewart1432
    @colinstewart1432 Před 2 lety +5

    Slide down the greasy pole of my depravity !! Priceless 🤜💥🤛

  • @santachorry
    @santachorry Před 2 lety +8

    Awww Johnny....he's always wanted to be a part of this sketch. I bet he loved it and had a blast. Bless his heart.

    • @arturs2436
      @arturs2436 Před 5 měsíci

      And did it for free. He used a quote of the Rowley Birkin, QC sketch line has Sparrow"so then they made me chief" if im not mixing up. Also Paul Whitehouse later did voice roles Has"Thackery" in the 2016 movie "Alice Through the Looking Glass"and 2)Has"William Van Dort / Mayhew / Paul the Head Waiter" in the 2006 Tim Burton movie"Corpse Bride"-both movies in which Depp had the or 1 of the main roles.

  • @HarryWebb46
    @HarryWebb46 Před 4 lety +10

    OMG! That first sketch! Absolutely brilliant LMFAO!!

  • @fangsandfinsshop7529
    @fangsandfinsshop7529 Před 4 lety +50

    They must have had a blast making these. Brilliant stuff and a good dose of humor during this corona problem.

  • @murphyspattaya
    @murphyspattaya Před 4 lety +12

    That's a Smashing blouse you've got on 🤣

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh Před 9 měsíci +2

    "The Bentley approach, rather than the Morgan?"
    JFC 😂

  • @leslieblanchard
    @leslieblanchard Před 5 lety +21

    Watch out Kenneth, he's a live one! 😆

  • @patagualianmostly7437
    @patagualianmostly7437 Před 3 lety +16

    Brilliant. Thanks for posting...
    although I may not watch "Father Brown" again in quite the same way!

  • @LudosErgoSum
    @LudosErgoSum Před rokem +5

    I was not prepared for youngy Depp to step into their shop😂

    • @HenryRuins
      @HenryRuins Před rokem +2

      He was actually a huge fan of the Fast Show so that's why he was in the farewell episode in 2000 and in a 2015 interview, he commented: "It was absolutely one of my proudest achievements. No question

  • @gaz-atollahofrockandrolla7519

    I love that in the 3rd sketch Arabella Weir can't help buy laugh through the entire thing

  • @mrcooper7027
    @mrcooper7027 Před 4 lety +49

    Waiter: Do you chew or do you swallow?
    Wife: I swallow.
    Waiter: Suits you sir!

  • @atosov
    @atosov Před 4 lety +19

    17:07
    Ken: These are jackets, these are shirts, and this, of course . . . is a TROUSER!
    Ken and Kenneth: OOH!
    I think I have watched every one of these sketches a dozen times or more, and they still make me laugh.

  • @free..to..air..
    @free..to..air.. Před 25 dny +1

    Did she look at you like a little faun caught in the headlights sir ?...priceless

  • @joelyons3869
    @joelyons3869 Před 3 lety +12

    Mr Whitehouse comedic genius

  • @richardc316
    @richardc316 Před 2 lety +7

    Have you ever sampled the unique delights of a lady man? 😂

  • @Hellwyck
    @Hellwyck Před 3 lety +6

    Just been given visions of Arabella Weir making those noises... Damn.

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Před 3 lety +5

    ''oh dolly,you give me the horn!'' *ded with laughter*

  • @vinnyjhawer7847
    @vinnyjhawer7847 Před 2 lety +2

    love it, reminds me of my younger days

  • @milesharling2501
    @milesharling2501 Před 3 lety +1

    Brilliant. Love theses

  • @colinstewart1432
    @colinstewart1432 Před 2 lety +3

    Brutal but strangely compelling...Ooh!

  • @derin111
    @derin111 Před 3 lety +7

    God! They all look so young in this.

  • @Armaron06
    @Armaron06 Před 3 lety +11

    at 4:31 She failed dismally to not laugh. XD probably peed a little too. ORH! Suit you sir! ORH! And the special appearance by Johnny Depp was a surprise back in the day when I first watched this show.

  • @thatguyfromcetialphaV
    @thatguyfromcetialphaV Před rokem +1

    'Do you ever have occasion to beat yourself off young sir?'
    Chris Morris: 'And who would pay for the dry cleaning?'

  • @amadon3
    @amadon3 Před 3 lety +4

    bloody perfect!

  • @JoshStockton
    @JoshStockton Před 3 lety +3

    "Oh suits you Sir, do you want it? Do you Sir? Oh! oh! oh!
    "OF COURSE HE WANTS IT, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT!"

  • @willcannon8875
    @willcannon8875 Před 3 lety +12

    Pure pure class proud to be British

  • @ronnieshaw7394
    @ronnieshaw7394 Před měsícem

    I remember assistants like this in gentleman's outfitters in the 60s and 70s

  • @toddhunter3137
    @toddhunter3137 Před 3 lety +2

    Fantastic! 😉 😉

  • @Paul_W.E_Ingham
    @Paul_W.E_Ingham Před 6 lety +31

    20:26 The best form of defence is attack. "Look out ken he's a live one"

  • @Ignorethisuk
    @Ignorethisuk Před 4 lety +3

    Thank GOD for women's liberation!

  • @saltech3444
    @saltech3444 Před 2 lety +4

    There is a tailors near my house in Sydney Australia called "Suits Thee". I suspect it is named after these sketches.

  • @abigsplash
    @abigsplash Před 4 lety +6

    Will you be getting your own secretary, Sir?!

  • @daverennix4332
    @daverennix4332 Před 3 lety +3

    Betty Swollocks lol, classic!

  • @ivorbiggun710
    @ivorbiggun710 Před 4 lety +9

    5.58 Simon Day is trying not to crease up.

  • @craigstirling608
    @craigstirling608 Před 3 lety +6

    Up against a tree oh suit you.

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 Před 3 lety

      Craig Stirling
      Did she have a leaf on sir?
      Did it cover your branch sir?

    • @craigstirling608
      @craigstirling608 Před 3 lety

      @@richardlloyd2589 was there any suggestion of a blindfold sir??

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 Před 3 lety

      Craig Stirling
      Did you get any sap on you sir?

  • @EzEcro
    @EzEcro Před 11 měsíci +1

    Will you be dinging and donging tonight sir?😂

  • @darkstar2315
    @darkstar2315 Před 3 lety +5

    Some of the real life suit fitters were actually a little bit like this. I think it was inspired by real life.

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 Před 3 lety +3

      Definitely. One of the inspirations was a man who worked for Hackney council who used to talk in a very similar way to this. They talk about it on the programme about The Fast Show which is on CZcams.

    • @darkstar2315
      @darkstar2315 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ajs41 oh thanks for the reply. Yes that talking heads show rings a bell, great series so it was!

  • @pupskin123
    @pupskin123 Před 3 lety +3

    Never get tired of this. Ooo.

  • @dwainfarmery6433
    @dwainfarmery6433 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Amazing, but imagine if it was made today...

  • @barrygyles2211
    @barrygyles2211 Před 2 měsíci

    Did she want it…Legends.

  • @W1ggen
    @W1ggen Před 3 lety +4

    "did she want it, sir?"

  • @richardmoores
    @richardmoores Před 3 lety +10

    I’ve started saying to my girlfriend “I’m going to give you a jolly good seeing to”. She laughs, she doesn’t know where it’s from. She thinks I’m talking like Boris Johnson. And if she misbehaved I warn her that I’m going to h e to give her a ‘bloody good seeing to. And once I’ve done it, I say ‘And let that be a lesson to you’ haha

  • @necrofire63
    @necrofire63 Před 11 měsíci

    Those guys crack me up!

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Před 3 lety +2

    ''was there a tree,perhaps''lol.

  • @paperchain1239
    @paperchain1239 Před 3 lety +6

    Mr Whitehouse could be an excellent Kenneth Williams here.

  • @rekocastren923
    @rekocastren923 Před 5 měsíci

    Legendary comedy! "Oh radiant!"

  • @SpaceSkeletonDragon
    @SpaceSkeletonDragon Před 5 měsíci

    Took me literal decades before I realised it was "suit you" and not "suits you".

  • @hangman960
    @hangman960 Před 2 lety

    Love the bit Where Arabella is trying not to Laugh

  • @puffeiffer
    @puffeiffer Před rokem +1

    25:14 Mark Mylod, director. He directs Succession. Crikey, he doesn’t seem old enough to have been running a show as far back as this. He must’ve been a baby.

  • @matthill3293
    @matthill3293 Před rokem

    "Course he wants it, it's his birthday present!"

  • @sirdigbyminge1639
    @sirdigbyminge1639 Před rokem

    Pure Gold.

  • @Ravemastergeneral-fn1mc
    @Ravemastergeneral-fn1mc Před 5 měsíci +1

    Unless we show them , the kids of today won’t know comedy

  • @andrewphillips9391
    @andrewphillips9391 Před 4 lety +11

    9:50 I'll have what she's having...

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Před 3 lety +1

    ''ah,ah!''lol.

  • @user-bq7uf1xl4e
    @user-bq7uf1xl4e Před měsícem +1

    Ooh suit you sir

  • @acquiescefc
    @acquiescefc Před 4 měsíci

    Have you watched The Fast Show? They were the best characters by far.

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 Před 3 lety +3

    9:50marks and spencers chocolate dessert adverts in a nutshell.

    • @Danlows1
      @Danlows1 Před 3 lety

      The “tongue” part gets me every time🤣

  • @PaulPadoan
    @PaulPadoan Před rokem

    Insane.

  • @ZZombyWooff
    @ZZombyWooff Před rokem

    yea this the bestest Deep Space 9 scene ever

  • @warreng675
    @warreng675 Před 6 lety +3

    Do you want it sir!

  • @johnnylynch2290
    @johnnylynch2290 Před 2 lety +1

    Pure class.

  • @rory4605
    @rory4605 Před rokem +1

    This is why I generally avoid shop assistants.

  • @jameseadie7145
    @jameseadie7145 Před 6 měsíci

    I used to work onboard Intercity trains, and a passenger asked me how I was I replied radiant sir radiant, whoosh.

    • @chrisprice4221
      @chrisprice4221  Před 6 měsíci

      Different sketch (jazz club) but I offend reply "riddled with self doubt and syphylis"

  • @colinbradford2671
    @colinbradford2671 Před 2 lety

    Johnny was a good sport.

  • @andrewtotton7770
    @andrewtotton7770 Před 2 lety +3

    Think we need a new special ... I'd watch 30 mins or a hour of this 😂

  • @sitcorocket
    @sitcorocket Před měsícem

    Just noticed the bloke in second sketch is Clinton Baptiste from Phoenix Nights

  • @martinpowell5769
    @martinpowell5769 Před 9 měsíci

    Suits us sir ☺️😊

  • @andymanser1
    @andymanser1 Před 2 lety

    Bangkok everything goes out there sir

  • @markcollins9903
    @markcollins9903 Před 5 lety +4

    The ladies sir hooooooo suts you

  • @vinnygillies
    @vinnygillies Před 6 lety +5

    Ooohhh

  • @samjoseph420
    @samjoseph420 Před 3 lety +2

    Father Brown brought me here....

  • @phiavir5594
    @phiavir5594 Před 5 lety +20

    Madams done it now madam

  • @trenchardjj
    @trenchardjj Před 13 dny

    It's Dontos Hollard!

  • @ShahidKhan-ke8fe
    @ShahidKhan-ke8fe Před 3 lety +1

    Arabella Weir was trying so hard not to laugh.

  • @janeparfitt65
    @janeparfitt65 Před 7 lety +9

    😂 😂 👏👏