how much wood SHOULD a woodchuck chuck?
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- čas přidán 8. 08. 2020
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Eminem has been real quiet
gonna be a while til we hear from him i'd say
Ahaha for sure. Love your vids man. Looking forward to the next one
@@mikemiller127 appreciate it my friend, very glad to hear :)
his silence is deafening
Mike Miller 😂
Gonna tell my kids this was Edgar Allen Poe
Edgar Allen Sexy, more like haha rite?
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It’s Allan not Allen
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This feels like vsauce (at maximum weirdness) as read by Evan Hadfield, and filmed by Tom Scott...
I got some major "Dave from boy in a band vibes" as well
Exactly on point.
David Oman same
More like Tom wrote the script and Michael read it and Tom's cameraman filmed it.
I got that too
Video: 1 minute 29 seconds
Bloppers: 18 hours, recorded in 12 days, 237 takes, 2 souls sacrificed to Stutter Gods
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Idk man. I really think it's 7
was considering this answer
But 7 is 5, 5 is 4, and 4 is cosmic. So that’s gotta throw the whole thing off.
@@dragonflash09 What?
Akimo Exactly.
The answer is actually eleven
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck until it starts having an existential crisis?
6
@@siamboiguite7226 6
About... 👉🏻 👈🏻 this much
@@rohanparikh4392 docking?
Love that profile picture.
You where rhyming so perfectly and had the perfect ending and then you blueball us with the last word.
Well played sir, take my angry upvote.
Axel Eriksson this isn’t reddit silly billy
@@caseys2698 what
Gotta stick the landing
MF Doom is a rapper notorious for doing that kind of stuff, it’s kind of like sticking it to the audience I guess? Yeah the rhyme seems obvious and is therefore predictable but then he flips the table on you and says get outta here, you don’t know me. Keeps your attention.
Upvote huh
I see you're a man of culture.
You've opened my eyes friend, thank you, I give many cares.
I am thrilled to hear
Oh he’s asking the big questions now
Matt making big moves
Someone *please* put a beat on this, for science.
69th like
I'm not goin like this so u stay at 69 likes
some punk liked this comment, so I unliked your comment, hope you understand
Alright I am on it
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Request to be a guest at a Ray Charles driving test.
I had to pause and laugh so I didn't miss the rest.
But I digress.
that pulp and paper mill behind me, sure goes through a lot of wood. But how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, as much wood as a woodchuck *could* chuck if a woodchuck could indeed chuck would, right? Well, not quite; let's assume our woodchuck has good luck and trucks through the crux of his woodchuck adulthood, in order for our woodchuck to chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, this woodchuck would chuck wood from daybreak to the owl's wake and would have to tolerate a deluxe influx of woodchuck toothaches - Now look, I'm by the book, throb through the job by hook or by crook but no rest? Come on. Talk about stressed! I'd sooner request to be a guest during a Ray Charles road test, but I digress... The question shouldn't be: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"?, any good woodchuck would use his woodchucking talents to find the work/life balance for a good woodchuck livelihood but, you see there's something we've missed... The question should be: "how much wood *should* a woodchuck chuck til he can call it quits and exist in bliss by striking bit by bit struck, from the pits and the midst of his woodchuck bucket list?", to which the answer is, only as much wood as a woodchuck thinks it should chuck, because really, who gives a care...you know who cares?
Thx
Thank you sir
Nice
Sorry to be that guy but it's "any good woodchuck would use his Woodchucking talents" not "any good woodchuck would use his talents". Otherwise tysm for the subtitles.
@@OrpheusWasAPoorBoy thank i have fixed
I got really confused after 10 seconds
fantastic
Thanks
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that this guy and his videos are massively underrated
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We just gonna ignore the fact that your name is a skateboard trick?
@@AnryGuiltar well I mean ur not wrong 🤷♂️
@@AnryGuiltar lmao
the level of insanity and amazement rose with every line. and found it's grand finale with the "who gives a.. care? like who cares" this video is pure perfection
How the care did you even memorize all of this?
underrated lmao
if you just read it five times a day for 2 weeks or even a week cause he's wise, it's easy
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go away loser
Yeah
I agree with this dude
@@girke.nesolodke. thanks
@@MattColbo I will use the screenshot of this one so that my future children would know what a cool mom they have the day you become insanely successful. Now you just got to do it.
But imagine if one needs only to chuck to make a buck? Sad day.
I don't understand this video's existence but I am not disappointed...
Prime comedy! I wonder how long it took you to think of this and how many takes it took. Big props to you! Keep up the great work!
thanks Stacksy! 2 and 3 respectively, won't give you units of time though ;)
@@MattColbo so is 3 decades a realistic time?
And Matt chucks rap to chuck joke about woodchuck to chuck.. Matt really appreciate your work 😂👌👌🔥
"I'd sooner request to be a guest at a Ray Charles road test" LMAO I'm dead.
it will chuck chuck would
Indeed
of chuck
I see exactly what you mean
Me thinking about random shit in the bath:
Get subtle Bo Burnham and Gus Johnson inspirationy-vibes from you some times Colbo. Sweet.
high praise my friend, appreciate it
This was way more profound than I was expecting it to be. Good video.
hahaha thank you :)
The delivery & captions makes this feel like a prince ea video
MattColbo answering the hard hitting questions of life.
In 10 years people will be writing English lit essays on this
poetry at its finest
Found this on reddit a month or two back, loved it so much I wrote it out and memorized it. Then this dude starts showing up in my youtube feed, and he looks damn familiar... good shit.
Came for a joke, left with a profound interest in workers' rights
Don't miss the subtlety of the beat pause before Should, making it fit into the rhyme scheme. Very nice!
u couldn't convince me that my guy over here doesn't have the world's most portable teleprompter for majority of his videos.
"Who gives a -- care."
This some Dr. Seuss shit, and I'm here for it.
This is really good, man! Both the text and the delivery. I'm impressed.
Yep! Got every single bit of it! Mmhhmm! 100%.
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Sounds like a spoken word reading
The ending tiptoing around "fuck" broke me
tupac been real quiet since this came out
Yeah so I have this playlist for videos of people reciting good poetry and now you're in it.
this will definitely blowup
That ending says it all! Lol, just discovered your channel and I'm enjoying it too much.
WHY HASN'T THIS BECOME VIRAL ALREADY
Princess Carolyn must be really proud of you
I like it how the camera goes out of foucus when the NoPunchLine line lands
The tongue twister doesn't twist his tongue, his tongue twists the tongue twister.
fell asleep to this playing on loop and now i know the whole thing off by heart
The question should be "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck yo mama"
This is amazing man well done!
This is excellently written great content!
Honestly probably the best video I have ever seen and I’m always on CZcams you are so underrated keep up the great work
This is the weirdest Ted Talk I've ever seen.
Bars
*poetry clapping
That's actually pretty meaningful
Holy smoke this is brilliant. This is only the third video of yours that I've watched, but I think I'm in love.
I'm still smiling . Thanks for that.
The American workforce needs to hear this.
Last part is how you feel to have blueballs.
I can't even think about how many tries this took
The ending it was… magnificent.
something to consider. thank you Doctor Seuss
He be shaking Shakespeare’s pride and not just because William is a stupid name
This was good, happy Sunday.
i thought there was gonna be a your mom joke at the end
Matt... my man... you said that the videos would reduce in quantity but go up in quality...
And I gotta say....
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you nailed it.
hahahah thank you my man! videos will actually be a little more frequent now too, hopefully quality sticks lolol
Just found your channel, love your content man
This man took acting classes from Tom Scott, took vocal classes from Eminem and took social studies lessons from VSauce
Even matt really wanted to say fuck at the end lmao
“So really who gives a...care?”
🤣👍🏼
This is my favorite song from Hamilton
World-class poetry.
Everyone always asks how many wood could a woodchuck chuck.
But never how is the woodchuck
That was freaking fantastic.
Just found your channel, instant subscription, keep up the great work!
ok but that was talent right there
Thank you for getting back to sanity
I was very confused and tracking along at the same time
Thank god for the subtitles
This is... Amazing
Now this is some good stuff right here. One of the only vids I’ve ever seen that hasn’t been disliked and for good reason.
thank you my friend! :)
MattColbo didn’t realize the rest of your channel was gold as well, just subbed
63 SoundCloud rappers coming out of the woodworks.
Holy balls this is poetic
This was incredible
_he speaks in riddles_
honestly ur videos r so underrated
i appreciate that my friend thank you :)
That was a quick and lovely Rap
This isnt even a joke. This is the best poetry reading I've ever witnessed.
This should be in a poetry anthology
pure poetry.
This is fine art
You made me chuckle
This is insanely good
What the chuck did I just watch? Wood someone share to care?
I’m learning this for my public speaking class
Bravo man, that was chucking fantastic 👏👏👏👏👏
Tom Scott moves to Wisconsin - A horror film
I love this man
i love this man