What Happens If SHEPARD ROMANCES NOBODY? (All 3 Mass Effect Games)

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  • In this video, we’re going to explore what happens if Shepard doesn’t romance any character in all three Mass Effect games.
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    0:00 Introduction
    0:57 Mass Effect 1
    1:18 Mass Effect 2
    3:21 Mass Effect 3
    4:48 Citadel DLC
    6:47 Conclusion Plus Jack and Miranda Fight
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Komentáře • 914

  • @BigDanGaming
    @BigDanGaming  Před 2 lety +55

    Only 6 more days left to grab the merch
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    • @emperorvader283
      @emperorvader283 Před 2 lety +1

      Can you do a Guide on how to romance (and avoid romances, and how to escape them)

    • @GTAVictor9128
      @GTAVictor9128 Před 2 lety

      Doesn't being single also trigger unique dialogue with Anderson at the end of ME3 where instead of the famous "I'm proud of you" dialogue, he asks Shepard if he/she has ever considered children, as he/she would make a great parent.
      I've seen a clip of it once so I know it exists, but I'm not sure how it's triggered but I would assume it's tied to being single.

    • @mrbonjangle
      @mrbonjangle Před 2 lety

      I love how EDI stands up just before the photo

    • @owendiaram3870
      @owendiaram3870 Před rokem +1

      I think I missed it

    • @endershepard7117
      @endershepard7117 Před 7 měsíci

      CZcams really needs to treat that word “incel” like a racial slur. It’s super offensive. No one calls someone who doesn’t have children a “childless one.” Because not everyone is meant to be a parent, let alone wants to be a parent. And just because we’re all born from a man and a woman it doesn’t mean that we’re all gonna desire to have either of them in our lives full time.
      The problem with the term “incel” is that it arrogantly assumes what goals and priorities a person must have in their life.
      It’s like if someone made fun of you or tried to insult you because you didn’t like to go out to eat at restaurants. Because the idea of strangers preparing your food creeps you out.
      None of us have an obligation to eat at restaurants. The same way we’re not obligated to have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

  • @ikennasmash1030
    @ikennasmash1030 Před 2 lety +1212

    This the kind of Shepard who studies the omni-blade instead of engaging in premarital sex.

    • @Lenro_Zhi
      @Lenro_Zhi Před 2 lety +25

      That vanguard rush tactic in insanity is of more importance than big blue tiddies

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 Před 2 lety +34

      Weeb Shepard Confirmed.

    • @jarlesleglerg9064
      @jarlesleglerg9064 Před 2 lety +42

      The halal shepard

    • @maximutatro3176
      @maximutatro3176 Před rokem +18

      Queebs watching fleet and flotilla with their body pillows in an environment suit cover

    • @danielallen4450
      @danielallen4450 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@danielawesome36
      Noooooooooooooooo! 😂

  • @benjaminhoover8524
    @benjaminhoover8524 Před 2 lety +1949

    Joker should be standard for that walk back to the Normandy, homie’s been there since the very beginning. He’s LITERALLY the first person you speak with, and it’s Seth Green!

    • @nolanschotanus2769
      @nolanschotanus2769 Před 2 lety +90

      I sorta agree, I think it's important to the player that the romance option they choose gives them comfort

    • @benjaminhoover8524
      @benjaminhoover8524 Před 2 lety +55

      @@nolanschotanus2769 that’s a valid counterpoint. For role playing purposes comfort from the one you love in that situation makes sense. I suppose I just wish they had done more with their relationship. I can’t quite pinpoint the reason, but by the end I felt like they didn’t do enough with him; and that’s even with his little section from ME 2 in mind.

    • @LordBloodraven
      @LordBloodraven Před 2 lety +35

      @@benjaminhoover8524 His appearance is also triggered if FemShep only romanced Thane. In case you haven't seen that Citadel DLC Ending, I'm not going to spoil what happens.

    • @JJsiN84
      @JJsiN84 Před 2 lety +6

      If you play as female shepherd, she says something to that fact about if she were interested in Joker. He basically Admits he’s too much of a bitch.

    • @scottcamuto8410
      @scottcamuto8410 Před 2 lety +1

      @@LordBloodraven what happened?

  • @alessandromieli7321
    @alessandromieli7321 Před 2 lety +1584

    You forgot the best one, Mordin asks Femshep if she's hitting on him and he politely rejects her saying he gets hit on a lot by many different species and says "if I were to try human, would try you"

    • @hanjizoe2671
      @hanjizoe2671 Před 2 lety +139

      omg yes i forgot about that hahah i love mordin

    • @TheKlm213
      @TheKlm213 Před 2 lety +240

      Also happens with Male Shep hilariously enough

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice Před 2 lety +5

      @@TheKlm213 I mean with asexuals its the same thing as with bisexuals. Just from the other side - they dont care about male or female because they are interested in neither.

    • @justinnyugen7015
      @justinnyugen7015 Před 2 lety +95

      THEN TRY ME, FROG BOYY

    • @kgthdc2468
      @kgthdc2468 Před 2 lety

      What a bro, haha

  • @honkedoffjohn
    @honkedoffjohn Před 2 lety +1446

    I imagine somebody accidentally played this way throughout the trilogy because they thought what Ashley said about fraternization was serious.

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice Před 2 lety +89

      That doesnt stop you from dating all the alliens. Only Kaiden, Ashley, maybe Jacob but thats it.

    • @brainconqueror8095
      @brainconqueror8095 Před 2 lety +163

      Fraternization is a serious matter in actual militaries. People can be court martialed, dishonorably discharged and in some cases even sent to prison for violating it. In fact, had the trilogy given me romance options that weren’t on your ship or part of your squad, such as say that cop on Noveria, that scientist on Feros, or someone on the Citadel, I’d have preferred that to someone whose life is mine to risk in combat.

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice Před 2 lety +74

      @@brainconqueror8095 Well, Miranda is sort of that woman because she is not part of the alliance and for the most part she does her own thing after ME2 SM is over.

    • @brainconqueror8095
      @brainconqueror8095 Před 2 lety +63

      @@Dark_Voice but you have to initiate the romance while she is your XO in the second game. Granted, at this point you aren’t in an official military, but you still got way more than friendly with one of your subordinates. What if the Suicide Mission had a Virmire like moment where you had to assign a specialist to a task, but that specialist has to die in the process? Would you then not pick Miranda even though she may objectively be the best suited for the task, because you are romancing her? This is why rules forbidding fraternization exist.

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice Před 2 lety +2

      @@brainconqueror8095 In that case, I would choose Jacob the Sacrificial idiot. Jokes aside, if there was no other way and it would be the best solution - yep, I definitely would and probably romance Liara in ME3.
      (BTW, I used Miranda for every fire team mission during SM, I also used my second favorite character, Kasumi Goto, as a tech expert, and third favorite, Samara, as the shield specialist => during suicide mission I literally risked my favorite characters BUT I look at it from the other POV - I would send there Miranda even as my girlfriend because I know I can trust and rely on her to get the job done no matter what)

  • @mdfitzsimmons
    @mdfitzsimmons Před 2 lety +1430

    Isn't he being voluntarily celibate? That would make him a volcel, which is actually a new species in Mass Effect 5

    • @nick7072
      @nick7072 Před 2 lety +34

      More like Salarians are already volcels, lol.

    • @mdfitzsimmons
      @mdfitzsimmons Před 2 lety +17

      @@nick7072 don't they have a limited amount of females and they have a better chance of mating with a higher pedigree per that mission where everyone picks the renegade option of throwing the guy out of the window?
      They are actually what incels imagine themselves to be.

    • @wavion2
      @wavion2 Před 2 lety +217

      Technically, it's just being a good commander who isn't taking advantage of his subordinates. So he's not an incel or volcel... I should go.

    • @darryljones3009
      @darryljones3009 Před 2 lety +90

      Or just an ace.

    • @PsyrenXY
      @PsyrenXY Před 2 lety +76

      Ace/Aro Shep is a valid path

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 Před 2 lety +832

    There’s also a scene with James vega in the citadel dlc when he asks you about how you’re not with anyone.

    • @TheShapeshifter
      @TheShapeshifter Před 2 lety +100

      I was wondering where that scene was. Huge missed opportunity

    • @Fran07Chile
      @Fran07Chile Před 2 lety +70

      BigDan been slipping

    • @animeman84
      @animeman84 Před 2 lety +17

      Sounds like Big Dan needs to do another video-to the Dancave,Big Dan!

    • @ColinRoxs
      @ColinRoxs Před 2 lety +12

      also if I remember correctly James can take Javik's place at the end of the party.

    • @mistahl5350
      @mistahl5350 Před 2 lety +15

      @@ColinRoxs you have to exclusively flirt with James and get him drunk. If you're choosing to be an flirt-less Shepard, it won't happen

  • @bhusk9
    @bhusk9 Před 2 lety +253

    There’s actually one additional detail relevant to ME1.
    While the Normandy has been grounded by Udina, BEFORE you escape the Citadel, there is a cutscene on the Normandy where Shepard is sitting on the floor at their locker (opposite where Kaidan normally stands), frustratedly talking to themself about Udina betraying them.
    At this point, if Shepard has a love interest, they will come and comfort Shepard. Joker will interrupt through the intercom, and Shepard will ask “were you spying on us?”.
    If Shepard has no love interest, then nobody will come to comfort them, and they will continue to sit on the floor. Joker will still interrupt through the intercom, and Shepard will instead reply “were you spying on me”.

  • @m.d.wilsonmusic7356
    @m.d.wilsonmusic7356 Před 2 lety +665

    The sequence with Joker would make having no romance totally worth it.
    It is subtle, sweet, and ultimately makes the bond between Shepard and Joker even better as the chapter closes.

    • @isaacalexander5286
      @isaacalexander5286 Před 2 lety +29

      You can still get that with the Thane romance

    • @ThePr0jection
      @ThePr0jection Před 2 lety +24

      @@isaacalexander5286 god the thane scene just hits deep when he shows up as a ghost. It's because of that scene that, for me, thane feels like the canon romance for femshep (at least my femshep anyhow) it makes her sacrifice and the end all worthwhile as she ends up with thane whilst saving everyone else.

    • @TheWeirdestOfBugs
      @TheWeirdestOfBugs Před 2 lety +4

      @@ThePr0jection This. This is why ThaneShep's my headcanon.

    • @sUmEgIaMbRuS
      @sUmEgIaMbRuS Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@ThePr0jection Thane's wife would throw a wrench in that afterlife reunion though... (No, not that Afterlife)

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Před 2 lety +131

    That's not being an incel or involuntarily celibate. That'd just be Shepard being a professional officer and not fraternizing with his subordinates.

    • @patrickn.4113
      @patrickn.4113 Před 2 lety +20

      Right? its funny how manny people don´t see that.

    • @Redlionreal5649
      @Redlionreal5649 Před 2 lety +2

      Sometimes people playing romantic games too much

    • @gokublack8342
      @gokublack8342 Před 2 lety

      But Tali technically isn't his subordinate

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 Před 2 lety +13

      @@gokublack8342 Tali was officially placed under his command in ME2 and ME3. That's makes her his subordinate.

    • @gokublack8342
      @gokublack8342 Před 2 lety

      @@silverblade357 Placed by who no one placed her there she chose to join you in 2(She actually informed Reegor that she was gonna go with you and not return to the fleet) in 3 she was an admiral so no one had authority over her she volunteered to help you and decided on her own to join you after Rannoch. Literally in both games she decides to join you on her own. She follows you out of respect not because of any actual obligation. Edit: If by subordinate you mean she follows him and defers to his judgement than yes but what you seem to be implying is chain of command which doesn't apply to her as she's technically not under his command if anything she technically outranks him in 3 her being Admiral technically means she's equivalent to Hackett or Anderson

  • @darthsyphilis6008
    @darthsyphilis6008 Před 2 lety +1802

    I'm doing that right now and I called it Ace Shepard Run. Or the "Shepard understands workplace bounderies and does not hit on his employees run"

    • @beccal7133
      @beccal7133 Před 2 lety +195

      My Femshep in the first game was this
      Then along came the Garrus romance so I gave that up

    • @calvin7330
      @calvin7330 Před 2 lety +149

      @@beccal7133 It's ok you don't pay Garrus

    • @Enforcer6k
      @Enforcer6k Před 2 lety +124

      Ace Fem Shep is hilarious to play in 3. Traynor gets VERY much the wrong idea when you hang out with her in the captain's quarters.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK Před 2 lety +14

      "Even though he is not technically Alliance really for most of the trilogy."

    • @alfieshepherd6522
      @alfieshepherd6522 Před 2 lety +40

      Kaiden and Ashley are the only romances that can be considered to be Shepherds subordinates even then that's not technically correct

  • @user-qd9rg3wy2n
    @user-qd9rg3wy2n Před 2 lety +153

    "Why are you not with anybody?"
    Shepard: I am busy with SAVING THE GALAXY!

    • @Whiteythereaper
      @Whiteythereaper Před rokem +10

      He's saving his Thanix cannon for marriage, it's pre-Thermal Clip so it overheats

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 Před rokem +2

      Asian Spacer Shepard calling his mom in the citadel dlc

    • @madelinemcmillan4020
      @madelinemcmillan4020 Před měsícem

      they are too busy solving everybody else problems to have a love life lol

  • @toivoajarakkaus9788
    @toivoajarakkaus9788 Před 2 lety +375

    The most frustrating, but yet funny part of my play through of the games was I couldn’t tell with was Paragon and which was flirting. And I really was trying to remain friendly. But I’d always stumble into a route, and realize my last save was 6 missions back.

    • @danilarutskoy7947
      @danilarutskoy7947 Před 2 lety +25

      My goodness, so much yes! Happend to me in DAO as well, if the memory serves

    • @Tanson11
      @Tanson11 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes I've done that.

    • @hugodogobob
      @hugodogobob Před 2 lety +4

      Same. I wanted to romance the space racist but was being nice to liara and all of a sudden she wanted to smash, so I rejected her. Fast forward to mass effect 2 and she forces a kiss on me.

    • @CognizantCheddar
      @CognizantCheddar Před 2 lety +33

      This is especially a problem with Jack's romance in ME2. Her best character-development conversations are locked behind her romance having been initiated, and it isn't even obvious that you've initiated it.

    • @kevinscott3047
      @kevinscott3047 Před rokem +8

      @@CognizantCheddar That just happened on my most recent playthrough. Was trying to stay true to Liara and all of a sudden I m finding my shepard having talks of romance with Jack.😕

  • @Damiardo
    @Damiardo Před 2 lety +299

    I actually really like the outcome if you choose no romance, seeing Shepard wake up like that really evokes that feeling that he's the only one: he's different, stronger than most, weighted by his influence and decisions, and that music pared with the setting really put the feeling into perspective.
    Thanks for showing me this Dan! Im very tempted to do a solo Shepard run now, it hits you in a different way than the traditional outcome.

    • @evanboll4651
      @evanboll4651 Před 2 lety +53

      I role-played it as mine being loyal to his wife and son who died before the first game, and the number of nightmares about the kid in ME3 being due to how much the boy reminded him of his own. And vice versa for my one FemShep playthrough.

    • @MA-qf5gq
      @MA-qf5gq Před 2 lety +22

      i was thinking that too, when he woke up all by himself the music in the background kind of made the scene haunting

    • @evanboll4651
      @evanboll4651 Před 2 lety +14

      @CYB3R2K30 Each to their own.

    • @cheefqueef6494
      @cheefqueef6494 Před 2 lety

      @@evanboll4651 Fuck that loyalty shit. I'm passing myself around

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt Před rokem +6

      Celebrate shepherd definitely hits different it makes the character feel much more sad and lonely. It is so much lonelier because despite having a big crew full of trusted comrades they still go to bed alone and awaken alone with nobody to share the burden with.

  • @nick7072
    @nick7072 Před 2 lety +435

    How is that an incel path if he voluntary chooses it? Everyone wants a piece of Shepard.
    More like Volcel.

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Před 2 lety +33

      He had to escape from his own bathroom window.

    • @Carlosdreamur
      @Carlosdreamur Před 2 lety +12

      This male Shepard wanted wrex. He’s an incel :(

    • @gjj6331
      @gjj6331 Před 2 lety +5

      Tell that to Katsumi. She wasnt on board at all :(

    • @emmanuel4989
      @emmanuel4989 Před 2 lety +33

      @@_MaZTeR_ The funny thing is there is at least one krogan in ME2 who wants to have sex with shepard after killing the thresher maw😂. I hope wrex taught shepard how to avoid krogan women.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 Před 2 lety +22

      @@emmanuel4989
      Voice: "Urdnot Wrex!"
      Wrex: "Craaap!"
      F!Krogan: "Where is the Shepard! I've been pursuing him since the Thresher Maw! I knows he's somewhere on this wretched station but all these human soldiers look alike to me!"
      Wrex: "I, uh..." (looks at Shepard)
      Dialogue Wheel pops up
      "I'm Shepard."
      "Get me another drink."
      "Shepard's usually at his favorite store."
      Paragon: "Uh. He's Shepard." *(points at Conrad Verner)*
      Renegade: "Didn't you know? Wrex is the Shepard! The Council uses their influence to cover it all up."

  • @wavion2
    @wavion2 Před 2 lety +200

    At least the romance choices are obvious. I remember in one of the Dragon Ages I was just being friendly to my team and then all of the sudden being straight wasn't an option anymore. No means no Anders!

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 Před 2 lety +37

      I fucking hate that so much. There is no neutral option. It's either yes or no and he gets pissy at you over that.

    • @astralaris8712
      @astralaris8712 Před 2 lety +25

      Luckily it was "only" Anders really, they made him dirty in DA2 anyways. He was such a cool character in Awakening.

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 Před 2 lety +29

      @@astralaris8712 To be honest in Awakening he was just discount Allister.

    • @astralaris8712
      @astralaris8712 Před 2 lety +20

      @@spartanq7781 True as well, though, id take a discount Alistair over Anders anyday. (Though i think ANders was like that mostly due to Justice)
      I mena, between Cullen and Anders, id still take Cullen.

    • @kraziiXIII
      @kraziiXIII Před 2 lety +8

      Being straight is always an option in the game. However how canonically bisexual characters react to being rejected is on them as people. If Anders wants to be an entitled little shit, then he can be. It doesn't mean that you as a player has to gentle him through that rejection.

  • @a.a.m4700
    @a.a.m4700 Před 2 lety +210

    That final cutscene in me3 citadel always hits me in feels just hearing shepard go, "the best" will always hurt just a bit

    • @sarasunshinemt4444
      @sarasunshinemt4444 Před 2 lety +16

      Have you seen the one where FemShep romances Thane, stays true to him, and then has a conversation with his ghost right there?
      Total tearjerker moment.

  • @diegorico6502
    @diegorico6502 Před 2 lety +120

    You also get an additional conversation with James where he asks Shepard why shepard doesn't have a relationship with anyone, where you can reply that either Shepard is too busy with his/her work as commander or that he/she hasn't found the right one just yet.

  • @baileynelson9048
    @baileynelson9048 Před 2 lety +343

    The romance in ME1 is one of the few things i didn't like about the game. I'm glad it was greatly improved in ME2.

    • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
      @luisemoralesfalcon4716 Před 2 lety +49

      Except that it sidelined the ME1 characters completly: two of them got relegated to a cameo apperance and the third one didn't even counted for the trophy/achievement. It would have been neat if they had expanded the role of A/K in ME2 beyond a simple cameo in the Legendary Edition, as the ME VA regulary work with Modders, so as to have more than one scene type in ME3 rather than just their bull rushed development.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 Před 2 lety +33

      @@luisemoralesfalcon4716 yeah its stupid that ME2 removes all 3 ME1 romances as squad members.

    • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
      @luisemoralesfalcon4716 Před 2 lety +45

      @@robertharris6092 Liara is very prominently as she gets her OWN excellent DLC, but the Virmire Survivor just gets sidelined, a mission after the Collector Base where we bumped into them getting out of Horizon would have been great if we blew up the Collector Base while if we saved it we ran into them as they were on a ship back into Alliance Space.

    • @MM-zg4wu
      @MM-zg4wu Před 2 lety +40

      Yes. This embarassing scene there male Shepard is forced to choose Ash or Liara. It's so teenagers wet dream.

    • @Mysticgamer
      @Mysticgamer Před 2 lety +6

      @Rettznom Very true, and worse I think LE made it even easier to give Kaiden the wrong idea. I spoke to him once then took him out of the party and never spoke to him again except when Ash died. And at the end he still asked if he could keep me company. I learned his romance wasn't worth it in ME2 so pass.

  • @alexeiwebb5159
    @alexeiwebb5159 Před 2 lety +144

    Listening to Joker and Shep talk at the end of the citadel Dlc broke my heart. He's been there through it all and trying to cheer shep up even though they both know it's the end. God I love this

  • @Arijit_Das_
    @Arijit_Das_ Před 2 lety +196

    Speaking of romance, the database in the Shadow Broker's lair mentions that our megalomaniac uncle with blue eyes, the Illusive Man, has an affair with four women simultaneously. But even after blowing off steam, he still looks as grim as a Reaper. Maybe the affairs didn't really work out.

    • @Mysticgamer
      @Mysticgamer Před 2 lety +33

      That or they found out.

    • @bartholemeowthefirst
      @bartholemeowthefirst Před 2 lety +23

      @@Mysticgamer well one of them was an Asari so....

    • @mangavf2525
      @mangavf2525 Před 2 lety +6

      Wait illusive man is Shepard's uncle?

    • @Arijit_Das_
      @Arijit_Das_ Před 2 lety +29

      @@mangavf2525 No, 'megalomaniac uncle with blue eyes' is a nickname for the Illusive Man, given by me.

    • @bartholemeowthefirst
      @bartholemeowthefirst Před 2 lety +6

      @@Arijit_Das_ though to be honest,he`d make a great uncle.

  • @Arijit_Das_
    @Arijit_Das_ Před 2 lety +153

    'Support friendship' between Miranda and Jack has a way more funnier dialogue. 😆

    • @Jedi_Spartan_38
      @Jedi_Spartan_38 Před 2 lety +23

      Jack: "Kasumi, I will find you and I will hurt you badly."
      Kasumi and her cloaking is hilarious at the party.

    • @ArcAngle1117
      @ArcAngle1117 Před 2 lety +1

      That killed me last time I played. Probably one of funniest lines in the series.

    • @Arijit_Das_
      @Arijit_Das_ Před 2 lety +9

      @@Jedi_Spartan_38 Yeah, Kasumi's cloaking prank is one of the best.

  • @Alexwhatisit
    @Alexwhatisit Před 2 lety +41

    If you wanted to play through the series as a PTSD riddled loner with the weight of the universe on your shoulders. It's amazing you can do that.

  • @armycenturion
    @armycenturion Před 2 lety +179

    It was definitely a interesting perspective, on this another reason why I will always love the mass effect series because of how many paths u can take. Great video 📹

  • @stevenstice6683
    @stevenstice6683 Před rokem +34

    In ME2, they should have had a scene where the crew has what could be their last meal together if you didn't romance anyone at all. Their reactions will be based on whether you got the good ingredients for Gardner or not.

  • @holyloli69420
    @holyloli69420 Před 2 lety +249

    Worst part about ME: Trilogy, you can't *BANG* Wrex 😔

    • @alessandrogarofalo9951
      @alessandrogarofalo9951 Před 2 lety +17

      I think because is physiologically impossibile for human to make sex with krogans. I mean, they surely have big PP.

    • @Montagne1234
      @Montagne1234 Před 2 lety +58

      Because Shepard has a chance of dying in that suicide mission

    • @FoolsGil
      @FoolsGil Před 2 lety +34

      @@alessandrogarofalo9951 Wrex would bottom for Shepard

    • @FoolsGil
      @FoolsGil Před 2 lety +21

      @Kisa Vorobianinov why would you do that lol

    • @wavion2
      @wavion2 Před 2 lety +20

      Well... you can, just not the kind of "BANG" you're thinking of.

  • @jyndev4570
    @jyndev4570 Před 2 lety +60

    You might want to rethink the thumbnail - as "Incel" stand for "Involuntary Celibacy" (itself a misnomer); but if Shepard remains single throughout the game series then it is because that was a conscious choice not because he was unable to find a partner.

    • @abelardodelatorresolis3966
      @abelardodelatorresolis3966 Před 2 lety

      I've played like this, i thought that my Shepard would start a relation with tali when all the reaper shit was solved, imagine my regrets with the ending of ME3.

    • @evanboll4651
      @evanboll4651 Před 2 lety +11

      I played it as Shepard being loyal to his wife who died before ME1, and vice versa for my FemShep playthrough.

    • @Berek71182
      @Berek71182 Před 2 lety +7

      @@evanboll4651
      That might give Sole Survivor and butcher of torfan a new meaning...
      Imagine your soldier-wife/husband died on akuze, or civilian-wife/husband cause of batarian raid.

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 Před rokem

      ironic considering big dan's appearance

    • @danielallen4450
      @danielallen4450 Před 4 měsíci

      ​​​@@Blox117😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Savage 😂😂😂

  • @anamarvelo
    @anamarvelo Před rokem +6

    "what if shepard acutaly acted like a miltiary officer should"

  • @Pine0wlple
    @Pine0wlple Před 2 lety +96

    Friendships before Relationships! Volcel Shed is all heart and business! Get shit done, form strong bonds, break no hearts!
    A real Catarina Claes roleplay build right there!
    Honestly, I know it’s kinda against Mass Effect tradition, but that’s my true-to-self playthrough.

    • @mnArqal93
      @mnArqal93 Před 2 lety +7

      The chaos with a Commander Catarina Claes lol and in true Catarina style, it'd be possible to get Harbinger to fall in love with you and then be totally oblivious to it lol

  • @felipe0102031
    @felipe0102031 Před 2 lety +154

    Do a video on how to make the most promiscuous male shepard possible through the trilogy... including shaira, the casual sex with Jack in me 2, kiss with miranda, romance with tali, the dlc sex scene with liara and kelly as a side piece.

    • @enochb3939
      @enochb3939 Před 2 lety +2

      What dlc was that

    • @felipe0102031
      @felipe0102031 Před 2 lety +2

      @@enochb3939 shadow broker

    • @enochb3939
      @enochb3939 Před 2 lety +1

      @@felipe0102031 Did u have to romance Lira in ME1 an then Kelly in ME2 to tigger it or something?

    • @KaizokuOujo
      @KaizokuOujo Před 2 lety +3

      I'm playing a Shep like this right now 😁 I think you can also start a new romance with Ash in ME3?

    • @felipe0102031
      @felipe0102031 Před 2 lety +3

      @@KaizokuOujo it's true you can still have a encounter with kelly in me3 in the citadel and then dump then all to romance Ashley

  • @grzegorzborowiec1497
    @grzegorzborowiec1497 Před 2 lety +18

    4:52 EDI stands up for nano second before picture is taken

    • @ceoofcomedy3009
      @ceoofcomedy3009 Před 2 lety +1

      this never happened to me on any of my playthroughs EXCEPT for the one where i was intentionally getting everyone killed, where traynor, one of the guaranteed survivors, tried to escape the photo.

  • @Shaco.
    @Shaco. Před 2 lety +5

    That Commander is a man of faith. No sex before marriage.

  • @basilisk..
    @basilisk.. Před 2 lety +38

    I find it quite amazing that there is so much content in Mass Effect that an entire youtube channel is almost entirely dedicated to the trilogy.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah. i domt tbink any one person could play through every possiblr choice without doing it like a job.

    • @gjj6331
      @gjj6331 Před 2 lety +3

      Ah, gaming before these 'work in progress' games with 'future content coming.. maybe' were the norm.
      I've played ME1 when it came out, gave up during boring mako expedition 58 or something. Then ME2 was about to come out and looked amazing so i forced myself to replay ME1. I completely fell in love with the series then. I still hate the mako bits with a passion and find the ending of me3 a let down. But despite the (ample) faults it's the most expansive and engaging trilogy i've ever played.

    • @Sure0Foot
      @Sure0Foot Před 2 lety +2

      @@robertharris6092 exactly!! You wouldn't safely be able to skip any of the dialog in case of accidentally making a choice you didn't mean to make...

  • @FinallyZoey23
    @FinallyZoey23 Před 2 lety +57

    the scene with joker at the end of the citadel dlc is actually more emotionally impactful then with my partner in these games somehow.

  • @DecisiveZoom
    @DecisiveZoom Před 2 lety +22

    Idk why but that little jog at the end of the Citadel DLC from shep always gets me, it feels so human and like they are just a person hanging out with good friend for once, no weight of the galaxy on their shoulders for atleast one moment

  • @suor_ij
    @suor_ij Před 2 lety +37

    I've done this with my FemShep. I just looked at everyone and thought that they all(including my character) had severe PTSD and needed a therapy instead of rushing to relationship just to temporarily feel good. I still think that was the right choice

    • @ElderCM
      @ElderCM Před rokem +2

      Then everyone dies without having either.

  • @evanboll4651
    @evanboll4651 Před 2 lety +27

    I've willingly done this for both a FemShep and MShep playthrough roleplaying as the two having been married and one died before the first game, only to end up in an alternate reality where they were the one who lived, both being loyal to the end, then reuniting in a third reality after activating the Crucible and living out the rest of their lives in peace.

    • @sarahhayes1138
      @sarahhayes1138 Před 2 lety +4

      Wow! That's a new headcannon for me. Never heard that one before. Interesting. :)

    • @Not_Always
      @Not_Always Před 2 lety +12

      Shepard was the one that Shepard has been waiting for all of their life.

    • @john68ut
      @john68ut Před 2 lety +4

      This reminds me of Fallout 4.

  • @KennethKaniff999
    @KennethKaniff999 Před 2 lety +20

    Yeah I was so surprised when my Shep woke up next to Javik with that line that implies clearly that they hooked up... I was like, I didn't choose this! Also didn't get a romance trophy for that, lol dirty hookup with a 50,000 year old alien.

    • @aquabunny1992
      @aquabunny1992 Před 2 lety +7

      It turns out there is one thing primitives are good at

    • @fwdbias9099
      @fwdbias9099 Před rokem +5

      Yeah that is pretty messed up!

  • @sau-bittu
    @sau-bittu Před 2 lety +10

    5:22 The tune here was so nostalgic...aah, it made Citadel dlc more impactful.

  • @marvin_n7
    @marvin_n7 Před 2 lety +25

    Incel Shepard? More like sigma Shepard

    • @JamesBond77
      @JamesBond77 Před 2 lety

      Definitely. Shepard having romance makes more sense to me.

  • @andregordon2599
    @andregordon2599 Před 2 lety +17

    Wait, so Sheperd randomly hooks up with Mr. Airlock?
    Damn, the fanfic writers probably lost their minds

  • @idonthavh1n166
    @idonthavh1n166 Před 2 lety +59

    Incel??? Shepard is a god damn Chad, he's got several people crushing on him throughout the trilogy.

    • @Sure0Foot
      @Sure0Foot Před 2 lety +9

      "Maybe when I'm done helping the people of Zhu's Hope, and you're done doing...whatever it is you're doing...maybe..."

    • @newbiegain117
      @newbiegain117 Před 2 lety +7

      That's NOT incel. He was VOLUNTARILY not having romantic/sexual relations.

    • @cheefqueef6494
      @cheefqueef6494 Před 2 lety +4

      @@newbiegain117 He was also jacked and tan and not sitting in his bedroom all day complaining on Reddit.

  • @GoodOldGamer
    @GoodOldGamer Před 2 lety +42

    On the other hand, you can have a tragic Shepard where she romances Kaidan but has to leave him on Virmire, romances Thane but then he dies in 3, romances Kelly but then she either dies at the Collector base or in 3, and romances Liara in 3 but then is taken from her at the end by going in that beam to the Citadel.

    • @finesseandstyle
      @finesseandstyle Před 2 lety +6

      bruuuuuuh

    • @danitiwa
      @danitiwa Před 2 lety +8

      Your poor Shep can’t catch a break

    • @Dmimpostor
      @Dmimpostor Před rokem +1

      I actually did this trying to see if I could romance both ash and liara, i romanced ash first then sacrificed her at vermire then had a chat with liara.

  • @ChristophBrinkmann
    @ChristophBrinkmann Před 2 lety +17

    Back when the original Mass Effect was all we had, I did one playthrough where I romanced the person I ended up sacrificing in VIrmire. I was extremely disappointed when this didn't lead to any unique dialogue. Dunno if it would lead to unique dialogue in future games or not.

  • @iamdiscothedrunkhippo5380
    @iamdiscothedrunkhippo5380 Před 2 lety +14

    On my first ever play through I actually tried not romancing anyone but accidentally stumbled into one with Ashley. This was honestly fun to see.

  • @Phil_Coulson
    @Phil_Coulson Před 2 lety +5

    Waking up next to Javik sounds and looks so wrong! 🤣

  • @FallenPasha
    @FallenPasha Před 2 lety +20

    I think you're using the word incel wrong. It means involuntarily celibate, as in, not by choice. This playthrough is more perpetual bachelor.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 Před 2 lety +2

      Incel has lost all meeting like simp

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 Před 2 lety +1

      Only women can truly be an incel.

    • @Not_Always
      @Not_Always Před 2 lety +4

      @@jordandennis6794 It really has. Nowadays it tends to be used as a derogatory term, as if a man who doesn't have sex is somehow less of a man.

    • @cheefqueef6494
      @cheefqueef6494 Před 2 lety

      @@Not_Always Millennials are the worst. Could say the same for lonely zoomers that instigate shit.

  • @Jedi_Spartan_38
    @Jedi_Spartan_38 Před 2 lety +10

    1:31 I'm guessing you didn't buy any fish during this test.

  • @philzh7973
    @philzh7973 Před 2 lety +11

    I actually didn’t romance anyone until Liara in ME3. But my Shepard already came to terms with her likely death and was just waiting for the shoe to drop, making it all so extra tragic how there was a wall between them until the very end. What can I say, I love the deathseeker-Shepard headcanon XD

  • @INCONTINENS
    @INCONTINENS Před 2 lety +12

    Javik: allow me to introduce myself ;)

    • @christineherrmann205
      @christineherrmann205 Před 2 lety +2

      Worst decision they made for Citadel DLC. Ok, one of them.

    • @Not_Always
      @Not_Always Před 2 lety +1

      @@christineherrmann205 Considering how few players choose to romance no one, and then do all the things to get this scene, it was a funny easter egg at most.

  • @chrischiu-tabet9462
    @chrischiu-tabet9462 Před 2 lety +7

    I get that scene of Shep waking up alone in ME3 a lot since they're often not in a romance with anyone in the squad - since I always do the party before Cronos Station, it becomes an even darker piece of foreshadowing for the ending.

  • @fahmidachowdhury5354
    @fahmidachowdhury5354 Před 6 měsíci +2

    In one of my playthroughs, I went with the "no romance" playthrough. It kind of made sense to me that Shepard after going through so much shit and trauma in his life, now has to deal with the biggest threat in the galaxy, and practically the weight of it is on his shoulders, he wouldn't think about anything else other than finishing the damn war and then sleep the eternal slumber. It kind of feels poignant if you go the Paragon way; makes him seem almost enigmatic. The Commander who keeps throwing himself in the line of fire to save people whenever he can, the man who abstains from any pleasure or distractions because the thought of failure is always on his mind, and then either lives or dies at the end. It's actually one of my favorite playstyles.

  • @8Spikey
    @8Spikey Před 2 lety +67

    This is how my son plays it. He says his Shepard is asexual.

    • @magicalmanfromwonderland
      @magicalmanfromwonderland Před 2 lety +22

      Shepard loves everyone too much to just love someone. That's why he will save us all. Smart kid.

    • @newbiegain117
      @newbiegain117 Před 2 lety +1

      @@magicalmanfromwonderland That's now how love works lol

    • @cheefqueef6494
      @cheefqueef6494 Před 2 lety

      Disown your kid

    • @8Spikey
      @8Spikey Před 2 lety +3

      @@cheefqueef6494 My son says that Shepard's true love is the military. Can't fault him on that...

  • @andykegs5584
    @andykegs5584 Před 2 lety +10

    My FemShep in my LE playthrough only romanced Jacob on ME2.
    So it was basically like I romanced no one throughout the trilogy...

    • @mingQWERTY
      @mingQWERTY Před 2 lety +2

      Wait. You what?

    • @andykegs5584
      @andykegs5584 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mingQWERTY yeah I know, why would anyone ever romance Jacob, I’d never romanced him before so thought I’d try something different.

    • @0MujaKina0
      @0MujaKina0 Před 2 lety +3

      Garrus: That's nasty!😐

  • @CaptainSweatpants90
    @CaptainSweatpants90 Před 2 lety +32

    I love the way you phrased "if you didn't romance Liara in ME1", implying that she's basically the only sensible romance option in ME1. And let's be real, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that 90% of the people romanced her on their first playthrough.

    • @josebenardi1554
      @josebenardi1554 Před 2 lety +5

      Guilty as charged.

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout Před rokem +4

      the Fox News segment only featured her after all

    • @Rith9789
      @Rith9789 Před rokem +2

      Yeah I did not. I loved Tali right away. This was before I knew ME2 was going to exist.

    • @swimmingpickle6515
      @swimmingpickle6515 Před rokem +1

      @@Rith9789 u cant romance Tali in mass effect 1 tho

    • @MarkoVuckovic32
      @MarkoVuckovic32 Před rokem +1

      Actually when I played original Mass Effect for the first time, I had no idea that you even had an option to romance your crewmates, then in Mass Effect 2 I realised romancing is an option and I went with Miranda.

  • @Kjf365
    @Kjf365 Před rokem +2

    That part where Liara is crying and renegade Shep is just looming there over her shoulder with the demon eyes is so uncomfortable ngl.

  • @e-rust
    @e-rust Před 4 měsíci +2

    I always wonder how experienced content creators manage to create an 8-minute video from the phrase “Nothing Happens.”

  • @Phlebas
    @Phlebas Před 2 lety +10

    I experienced this in one of my playthroughs. Went full renegade, found that my Shepard was just too crappy for any romance to be believable, and then died alone at the end of ME3.
    Paragon and Renagon only, from here on out. Full renegade just isn't fun.

  • @darksider7319
    @darksider7319 Před 2 lety +9

    I always get emotional at the Soundtrack when you finish the Citadel DLC. I play a lot of playthroughs in ME 3, now i dont finish the playthrough i play because i hated to see Anderson dying and the endings. Because i already knew all endings

    • @pavo1394
      @pavo1394 Před 2 lety +1

      Clint Mansell is fantastic. Check out his soundtrack to the movie The Fountain,. And of course there is Lux Eterna made famous in the trailer for The Two Towers.

  • @mgress100
    @mgress100 Před 2 lety +5

    Reminds me of my first trilogy run, faithful to Liara all the way and trying to meta some dialogue post Kai Leng stealing what's it called, told her I needed to be alone. Didn't even realize that I missed the romance for years, figuring her "gift" had been it

  • @Win32Neptunia
    @Win32Neptunia Před 2 lety +5

    Wait... did I understand this correctly, the game forces that scene with javik if you are not romancing anyone? Feels like betrayal on developers' part, but perhaps the whole thing was just badly programmed. But then, I completed the dlc without rekindling my romance beforehand and shep woke up alone.

  • @Driekan
    @Driekan Před 2 lety +8

    This is what I got in most of my serious playthroughs back in the day.
    Kind of makes me glad I didn't have From Ashes at the time.

  • @Arijit_Das_
    @Arijit_Das_ Před 2 lety +8

    Mass effect without romance doesn't really feel like mass effect.

  • @TheShepardAscension
    @TheShepardAscension Před rokem +1

    Shepard: It's Just A Dream
    Garrus: Hello Shepard
    Shepard: Noooo

  • @lashawnwhite7702
    @lashawnwhite7702 Před 2 lety

    Lol I just woke up an this is the first thing I see! Big thanks BIG DAN GAMING!!!

  • @moviesrocks2
    @moviesrocks2 Před 2 lety +3

    So far my latest playthrough I ended up doing this without realizing it. Now I know what happens

  • @mihneaiordan1813
    @mihneaiordan1813 Před rokem +3

    Shepard is not an INcel. He's making an active effort to not fraternize and keep his eyes on the mission

  • @CherryJuli
    @CherryJuli Před rokem

    Omg that ONS with the Prothean is hilarious.

  • @tarikdeassis5316
    @tarikdeassis5316 Před rokem

    Holy moly a video about my first full playtrough of legendary edition.

  • @juju-ul8uu
    @juju-ul8uu Před 2 lety +4

    At 4:52 did anyone else see EDI stand up real quick and back down in that split frame scene?

  • @brandonwirtz2308
    @brandonwirtz2308 Před 2 lety +5

    Hey, so just wanted to say that playing me3, I had not romanced anyone by the time I did the citadel dlc. I didnt wake up next to javik, he was just in the bathroom being sick. I woke up alone. Playing as renegade femshep.

  • @gasmanoo2
    @gasmanoo2 Před 2 lety +1

    And that is how Shepard became the most powerful human biotic in the entire Milky Way galaxy.

  • @kotrena
    @kotrena Před 2 lety +6

    For me it's impossible not to romance anybody. First, the characters are too amazing. Second, even if I try not to romance anybody, characters still fall in love with Shepard because he or she is being nice with them.

  • @RJFinancial
    @RJFinancial Před 2 lety +6

    Goggles Shepard has more game than regular Shepard... there I said it

  • @bedinor
    @bedinor Před 2 lety +2

    That wouldn't make him an incel, it would be volcel

  • @TheRoyalHylian
    @TheRoyalHylian Před 2 lety +1

    Reminds me of my 1st playthru didn't talk to my crew too much so I had no romances and didn't know that could happen till I read the achievements after my 2nd playthru

  • @gamingwithmrgvil3511
    @gamingwithmrgvil3511 Před 2 lety +4

    A one nighter with javik complete with buyer's remorse. LMFAO 😂😆

    • @Not_Always
      @Not_Always Před 2 lety

      I still wonder why they always wake up with all their clothes/armor on. Like how did Shep get busy with anyone and you still wake up fully clothed? Lmao

  • @reflectedpower609
    @reflectedpower609 Před rokem +3

    EDI jumpscare at 4:52

  • @odeofdespair
    @odeofdespair Před 2 lety +1

    Talks about Shep being single. Has picture of Tali on the nightstand 4:35
    Guess she didn't survive the collector base. I wouldn't be able to move on from that either.

  • @riaganohare9257
    @riaganohare9257 Před 2 lety +1

    See that soundtrack in the citadel dlc literally amazing

  • @johnblackhead2384
    @johnblackhead2384 Před 2 lety +3

    Interesting that Jarvik woke up wearing his armor. Cmon.

    • @Not_Always
      @Not_Always Před 2 lety

      They all do. It's ridiculous. Hell, can they at least be in their underwear!?

  • @sergioivan
    @sergioivan Před 2 lety +4

    I've done this, my shepard is asexual, not incel.

  • @royalcityman
    @royalcityman Před 11 měsíci +1

    It's a bit of a gip romancing Miranda. You always wake up alone in your cabin on the Normandy in 3. Not even a picture. She isn't even at your memorial after.

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 Před rokem +2

    Sigma male grindset: disregard bitches, punch reporters, save the universe

  • @Montagne1234
    @Montagne1234 Před 2 lety +5

    I did this on my first playthrough since I never really play this sort of thing

  • @Mulluns
    @Mulluns Před 2 lety +4

    I've actually managed to do the Citadel DLC as Fem Shep who was single, and she still woke up in bed alone. I think you just gotta do... Something, to get Javik in bed too.

    • @Mulluns
      @Mulluns Před 2 lety

      @Gi Gi Let's see...
      She was professional with James(Didn't allow him to call her "Lola") and Javik both.
      She was in a romance with Thane, and remained loyal till he died, and after, romancing and flirting with no one else up till she died in the Synthesis ending.

  • @CYB3R2K
    @CYB3R2K Před 2 měsíci +2

    AKA: what if Shepard was ACTUALLY the player.

  • @windguild6933
    @windguild6933 Před 2 lety +2

    It was nice seeing Joker comforting Shepard honestly never seen that scene

  • @kikayei
    @kikayei Před 2 lety +3

    Keep it professional, no hanky panky, and no love drama. Just like me. OH GOD, IM SO LONELY. 😭

  • @anguirus8652
    @anguirus8652 Před 2 lety +19

    This is so sad Shepard needs a romance him goin through hell and having no one to love him is just so sad

    • @attyart4785
      @attyart4785 Před 2 lety +18

      I think the whole crew loves him, if you treat them right, just not in a romantic way... the ending of the trilogy is just enough proof of it... still sad

    • @gjj6331
      @gjj6331 Před 2 lety +11

      Love comes in many forms, sexual attraction (and the desire to act upon them) is only one of those forms.
      This Shep could be ACE and happy as a clam that everyone around them respects that.

    • @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989
      @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 Před 2 lety +1

      Maybe he just isn't interested

    • @anguirus8652
      @anguirus8652 Před 2 lety

      @@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 I don't know if that's the case he might be interested but it might be more or less maybe he's too focused on the mission if that were to be the case but honestly if I was playing Shepherd or if I were Shepherd there's no way in hell I'm going to go into a suicide mission without finding somebody

  • @flabbergasted6231
    @flabbergasted6231 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Let's be honest, Javik's voice alone would win me over let alone his epic morally gray or anti-hero vibes he gives off. His armor is cool looking too and I gotta admit, he is one attractive alien lol.

  • @trillrifaxegrindor4411
    @trillrifaxegrindor4411 Před rokem +1

    the end of the citadel dlc breaks me every single time....the musical score, jokers lines "its been a good run" then shepard says "the best" ....just wrecks me

  • @sirkarl0s593
    @sirkarl0s593 Před 2 lety +4

    Shep dies with blue balls.

  • @melissaisloud7404
    @melissaisloud7404 Před 2 lety +4

    I’m still salty that FemShep can’t romance Joker. He’s my favorite character.

  • @manuelc5786
    @manuelc5786 Před 2 lety +1

    “ There is no other landing zone!”- my lover

  • @Hellion73
    @Hellion73 Před 2 lety

    Lol, your vid title man, you know how to get my attention😁👍

  • @Wh173c0c0
    @Wh173c0c0 Před rokem +3

    This is actually the only way I play the games. In-game romances hold absolutely no interest for me in any game (though the same could be said of real-life romance too). I like to play my Shep as a guy who is focused on saving the universe and just needs the support of his good friends; he's got more important things to do than chase after love right now.

  • @Pir-o
    @Pir-o Před 2 lety +3

    I thought "I" in incel stands for "involuntary". So in a way that thumbnail was clickbait since you voluntarily choose that path

    • @AndE667
      @AndE667 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, unfortunately there's no "I care about you, Ash... Miranda!" scene...

  • @KentrichErvonia
    @KentrichErvonia Před 2 lety

    @Big Dan Gaming Love your Femshep!

  • @N.B.456
    @N.B.456 Před 2 lety

    Ngl low-key mad that I found this channel the day after the limited edition shirts were done being sold lol