Yeah but then family guys rating would go down and besides seths best friend is mike henry the voice of cleveland so as a gift he gave him the show and besides seth voices quagmire and peter he wouldnt wanna be the star of 3 shows
@@soulassassin0g hey man too far.. no im kidding but i just realized something. why is it okay to shit all over someone while they are still alive, but once they die its not okay? shouldnt it be the other way around lol kinda like how we only give people flowers after they die..
@@1x0x that’s not how it is, it’s because assholes come out of the woodwork to make fun of people once their dead because they’re too pussy to say anything when they’re alive. then they cover it up by saying that stupid shit. just admit you have no respect for the dead and go
The song he was talking about was mentioned earlier in the show. “It’s called you and the guys murdered a man and buried the body at the old asylum” or something along those lines.
Cleveland: Peter, Quagmire’s serious about this! You gotta do something! Peter: ah, you’re right. I feel terrible about this. (To quagmire) hey Quagmire! You almost left without this! 🖕
Captains Log Day 16: I have been searching through the comments section for over two weeks now, food and water has run low, all of my crew have either died or deserted, there's been no signs of civilization, and worse yet, no signs of comments that don't contain "Giggity" I fear that I may never return home... to whoever finds this log, let my family know that in my last thoughts... I thought of "Giggity"
7:16 hits on his friends wife in a seriouse tone instead of a jokeing type about lois scatting inside a fuckin hot tub,real funny Seth haven't heard that one before
I can’t imagine Family Guy without Quagmire
Now that I think of it, I used to think Stewie was the only one carrying the show but Quagmire is absolutely needed!
I can imagine it and i dont like it one bit
Woah your verified!?
@@owencraig1122 naw
And i cant imagine quagmire without family guy
"you want me to be the one who says jiggity now" 😂😂😂
Yes
Jiggity
*Giggity
@@ldo1308 No.. Jiggity
I thought Cleveland was the runner up for saying giggity?
The 1950's doctor scene was hilarious 😂
The irony is UNREAL!
Best scene
That was terrible
it was so true 😭
Quagmire should’ve received the spin off
It would’ve been a much bigger hit
“Quagmire you’re a rapist”
@@ryebread102 Who else but Quagmire?
Cleveland show is boring
Yeah but then family guys rating would go down and besides seths best friend is mike henry the voice of cleveland so as a gift he gave him the show and besides seth voices quagmire and peter he wouldnt wanna be the star of 3 shows
Nah it wouldn’t be all that quagmires whole thing is “ I’m horny hey” if we see this every day for 2-3 weeks we’ll stop caring
“Not now front sex Lois” lmao classic
That Kobe Bryant jab aged well.
he dead, deal with it.
What’s the joke?
@Mob the Frog He had one rape allegation.
@@RobertBaraheon its a tragic death of someone beloved. deal with it.
Its one rape allegation that was pretty much thrown out of history because the bitch only wanted money
Is he gonna say giggity? Should I say Giggity? Are other people allowed to say Giggity?
…. What ?
@@reinierkhamala4791 giggity
I thought it was digity
@@reinierkhamala4791 5:40
@@Aj_Cartier he's copying Peters reply to cleaveland
0:45 rare scene of Stewie actually being a baby
Well yes but also no
@@luke8536 tf you mean no, stewie is literally a baby in that episode
Well converted baby..
5:39 a good Cleveland moment too
a real good cleveland moment
If someone offered to pay for my meal if I went outside I would order double of everything in the menu and a bottle of their most expensive champagne.
Real classy!
Aww i would pay for i
That never happens!!!
Oooh yes!
you monster
hearing joe drop the f bomb hits different
Every time I say "ok, this is the last one", I spot another Quagmire video.
6:08-6:12 "Alright before we begin, whoever's driving a windowless van painted like an ice cream truck, your lights are on". LMAO!
What does "your lights are on" mean?
Y'all's vans have lights?!
I didn't getvit
@@justafurrywithinternet317 like headlights. giggity
@@justafurrywithinternet317 Leaving the lights of the car on drains the battery which is also required to ignite the engine.
Therapist : Slowly rotating Quagmire isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Slowly rotating Quagmire : 4:10
“Nothing. It’s stupid.” 😂
“ Except Kobe Bryant his secret is different”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As soon as I read that, he said that. 😂😂😂
His secret is distracting people with his death.
*was
@@soulassassin0g hey man too far.. no im kidding but i just realized something. why is it okay to shit all over someone while they are still alive, but once they die its not okay? shouldnt it be the other way around lol kinda like how we only give people flowers after they die..
@@1x0x that’s not how it is, it’s because assholes come out of the woodwork to make fun of people once their dead because they’re too pussy to say anything when they’re alive. then they cover it up by saying that stupid shit. just admit you have no respect for the dead and go
2:08 Yo on this day everyone was considered insane but Quagmire 🤣🤣🤣😭
"Who else but quagmire?" 😂😂😂
I can't imagine famy guy without family
i know right
2:30 I don’t know why but that made me laugh so hard LOL
get a leg up??
The song he was talking about was mentioned earlier in the show. “It’s called you and the guys murdered a man and buried the body at the old asylum” or something along those lines.
@@WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot3267 LOL I know, I like that part of the episode
@@patrickmckenna5128 Huh?
It's funny he Quagmire went to the trouble of photoshopping that picture.
Like, you're a pilot remember dude?
“no but there’s an old john mellencamp song you’re not gonna fucking believe”
jokes like this are the reason i still watch family guy
WHAT SONG IS HE REFERRING TO?? 😂😂😭
Yeah, come on. What's the song?
It's referring to a fake song played in an earlier scene
Hum a few bars
2:15 who else but quagmire
“That’s every nba players trick, expect Kobe Bryant his trick is different…” RIP KOBE
For a rapist? Fuck no!
quagmire knew exactly what he wanted at the insane assylum.
😂😂
and he sounded sane.
When Peter started singing, i lost it😂
Shame shame shame😂
Quagmire's love of cats is glorious
That has two meanings
@@darthmasterwindu9237 Well he'd approve of course.
Glen Quagmire is hilariously
Quagmire and the Insane Asylum guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You bad mouth us to the baby!?!
"You're not the dick in this scenario because you're paying for their meal so you can't be the dick."
"is he gonna say Giggity? Should I say Giggity? Are other people allowed to say Giggity?"
now Cleveland is asking the real questions
“Now today we have a new member… giggity.”
*Leave it to Quagmire to turn a sex offender rehab meeting into a dick pun.*
God i actually salute that pyshco he was nice
He's the only "Q" in my life!
Said Picard
5:39 my goodness🤣🤣
“Mr quagmire, which box do these beads go in?”
Quagmire: “let me smell them”
I died lmaooo
"They go in the big box"
Cleveland: Peter, Quagmire’s serious about this! You gotta do something!
Peter: ah, you’re right. I feel terrible about this. (To quagmire) hey Quagmire! You almost left without this! 🖕
5:29 cute the way she says 'kittens'
1:55 the screams of peter, cleveland and joe sound so different from their normal voice
4:12 Quagmire face from the side here lol
When Peter broke out singing shame😂😂😂😂
4:16 best moment and genuine funny moment from Peter to Quigmire ever for me in my opinion,also Peter gets 1 sin removed from his 378,987,897 sin
Giggity!!
I LUV how in the beginning about Quagmire's ability to cook, they put put in the "Rad" movie soundtrack. All time best BMX movie!🤘🤘🤘
The turkey 🦃 testing got me 😂😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😭I...I...I can't stop laughing 🤣😅🤣🤣😂
I can’t believe I actually heard a family guy character cuss without the bleep
7:42 I also have that type of penial strength. Large range of movement without touching it too.
Damn he be packing down there 😏
I love Joe 💓
Joe mentioning the John Mellencamp song made me lose my mind lmao
5:44 that’s a good question
We have a new member GIGITY
I like how he noticed quagmire pictures flaw
0:54 I’m with quagmire on this one. If a family is being loud enough to bother the entire resturant I’d do the same thing.
Shout out to Keith olbermann for running the asylum ....
Peter- Not know prison Louis.
Captains Log Day 16: I have been searching through the comments section for over two weeks now, food and water has run low, all of my crew have either died or deserted, there's been no signs of civilization, and worse yet, no signs of comments that don't contain "Giggity" I fear that I may never return home... to whoever finds this log, let my family know that in my last thoughts... I thought of "Giggity"
I like your take on life
I still think it's hilarious that Peter kept the friendship and overlooked the fact that his friend is perving on his wife.
This show is epic cia
Why is that kobe Bryant joke so accurate 😂
Which box do these beads go in? Hang on, let me smell em
Quagmire looks like my old boss and my boss also acted a bit like him
Therapist : Slowly rotating Quagmire isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Slowly rotating Quagmire : 4💯
I love quack meyer when he say gigady 😂😂😂😂
i’m in the loop
0:55, He does have a point
subscribed
7:40 was genuinely funny and impressive for gutt puncher the Weiner props on that one
And music great for the show
2:31 firs time I heard Joe cuss
I really need them to play the John Mellencamp song
Hey...if you pay for my meal, Imma move wherever you say, man.
3:22 nice beat peter
1:48 those people who hit thumbs down are insane *gets alot of straitjacket*
The family guy are so funny
Yes
5:34 i though the cats were gonna say meowity
Dora's hair = Quagimire's jawline
2:01 lol
i got my own game going on over here xD
“New member…giggity”😂😂😂
Buttercup is my son's name!!! He is also a orange and white kitty
Quackwire haha
Funni show
There seriously needs to be an R rated Quagmire spinoff
More like AO rated
Poor Kobe....
@chumbuckery777 whaa??
@@trueblue4276 blackie
@chumbuckery777 sounds like someone is jealous that kobe lived a life that was 1000x better than theirs
@@mincraffkoolistgam4557 that was the whole point. So everyone can get over it already
Quagmire judging Kobe is nuts.
We got Prison Quag-Mike 😂 Thank you Lord Almighty
Jiggity
Unpopular opinion, Cleveland is my fav character in family guy
Not now front Lois.
quagmire with cats is me with cats
7:16 hits on his friends wife in a seriouse tone instead of a jokeing type about lois scatting inside a fuckin hot tub,real funny Seth haven't heard that one before
The children will not understand this. But the men..
5:06 that match cut is crazy! That’s director
THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH WILL ALL MY FRIENDS I LOVE QUENMIRE :)
The Mellencamp line was hilarious if you know the episode. 😄
6:07.
This never fails to make me laugh.
How tf does my CZcams say this video was 12 days ago?
Mila Kunis...where the hell is my whitewine with sprite in it...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Except for kobe, his secret is different 🤣🤣🤣