It was a reference to that time a news company for Thanksgiving through turkeys out of a helicopter and when they were confronted about it their response was “I swear to God I thought turkeys could fly”
@@editingprojects2520 he says 'tu sei un pazzo, vai via di qui" wich means "you're a lunatic get out of here" and then "sono stanco di te, ti do un pugno nella testa/i'm tired of you, i'll punch you in the face" and then i can't hear it because Peter speaks over his voice
The milipedes in the joke only have 60 legs and the centipede only has 44. This is a total scam. (You can count using the body segments and legs per segment type)
i did that to my friends italian mom and she was okay with it. apparently most Italians are lmao then the dad came in and i thought he was going to knock my teeth out💀 the mom goes “oh it’s okay that’s his laughing face”
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?
Do my ears/eyes deceive me!? I was just bemoaning the confusing things which people choose to quote from this montage, always the least funny (IMHO) - leaving me feeling the usual malaise when - hark! My eyes caught your comment and...and...well, thank you for bringing me i from the edge with something I recognize and love...one question remains however,,, "Is this a piece of your brain?" LOVE IT!! (Back in college e were given an assignment in my directing actor's for television class and this exact scene with Mrs. Richards is the one I did. ) And now i must go flog my car with a ridiculous branch in frenzied frustration....shhhh! Is SECRET! Don't tell the little nest of vipers, Si? And whatever you do - DON'T MENTION THE WAR!
For the African American heart monitor...is the Bill Cosby thing edited for this video cuz that's not how I remember it. A couple of small laughs but man I almost died from that
“I swear to god I thought dogs could breathe under water”. That shit had me dead 😂😂💀
It was a reference to that time a news company for Thanksgiving through turkeys out of a helicopter and when they were confronted about it their response was “I swear to God I thought turkeys could fly”
@@battleax6364 turkeys **can** fly
I lost right there 🤣🤣🤣
@@battleax6364 i didn’t know that damn. i love how people think something can fly all because they have feathers lmao
What made it funnier was the tone and face he made
For an incredibly out of shape guy, Peter sure can swim.
As a guy whos out of shape but somehow is the best on a swimteam swimmings weird
He has freakish ability that always surprises me
he has big bones
And fight.
@@ocheez6065 same I’m out of shape but one of the best swimmers out of the people I’ve met
Why does watching this in broken increments feels just like watching it normally
It's a show made of primarily interchangeable cutaways
Bro you can mix and match the entire show and no one would know any better 😂😂
"What's your name"?
"Uh...uh...uh...pea...uh...uh...uh...tear...uh...uh...uh...griffin. Yea, that's it Peter Griffin. Ah, crap". 🤣
I’m not sure what the Italian butcher said but Peter told him that the meet cuts he was serving were terrible and basically wanted a refund.
The first thing he said was what
Bibbidy bobbedy Bibbidy bobbedy Bibbidy bobbedy Bibbidy bobbedy
I studied Italian for like 5 minutes it sounds like he said at one point “tu sei un pazzo” which would mean “you’re a madman/lunatic”
@@editingprojects2520 he says 'tu sei un pazzo, vai via di qui" wich means "you're a lunatic get out of here" and then "sono stanco di te, ti do un pugno nella testa/i'm tired of you, i'll punch you in the face" and then i can't hear it because Peter speaks over his voice
@@Glamizx at the end he says "ti uccido con queste mani" = "I'll kill you with these hands"
"I'm the tampon one" was the first 'holy shit don't laugh even though you're alone nobody will know but keep your shit together' moment for me
i didnt understand that one
Why would you not want to laugh at that?
@@dorians2138 cuz it's a try not to laugh challenge lol
@@tjayvilla8934 Brian eat Lois trash, which has Tampon in it, result in one of the fart somehow have tampon particle.
Lmfao fr
"MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA"- I laughed so hard
🤠 Jesusauraus-Rex
"goooooooooooooooooood"
"If you look at the bones of a JESUSnosourus rex..." lmao XD, thats so good
"and there is a giant poo on your desk" I was waiting for it but still laughed
Bro i thought he said "and there is a pool on your desk" 😂
The african american heart monitor XD
Lmfao
The Cosby setting gets me every time
@@eriklakeland3857 I have laughed for 10 seconds straight xD
The Bill Cosby setting 😂😂😂
“Scientists have determined that the universe was created by a scGOOOOOOOOOOOOODig bang.” Gets me every time lol.
why’d you sneak an american dad clip😂
This is the comment I was looking for.
It was funny
If your talking about the one at 4:01 it’s from family guy
@@EatMySofa No, I think he was talkin' about the one at 7:08.
@@benjaminklaassen4722 ohhhh yea I didn’t see that till after
"I'm the tampon guy" is genius 😆😆😆
Anyone else feel like Meg should have actually been on American Dad for a few episodes?
Yes!!! Like as one of Haily’s friends or something
@@carly980 or Steve's girlfriend
i feel like her and Roger would have a weird chemistry that could totally work. They're both chaotic in different ways, it might actually complement
Her intro was amazing.
"Pea tear Griffin" had me dead laughing
This isnt fair...they placed some of the funniest clips together for a "try not to laugh challenge." Forget waterboarding...this is torture
WHY DID U HAVE TO BRING IN WATERBOARDING
"Chris can I see you in the kitchen for a sec?" Will never not be funny 😂
I lost it at the Canadian guy that came from "AA eh"
Ahh, i just came from there
And the auto club is the CAA
@@jaysmith1408 so CA eh?
The best was the interaction with the doctor about Peter's health 🤣🤣🤣
fr the suspense
"I'm the tampon one!" LMAO
The milipedes in the joke only have 60 legs and the centipede only has 44. This is a total scam. (You can count using the body segments and legs per segment type)
They’re gonna put 20 shoes on each foot
@@HarambaeXelonmuskfans Obama
@@HarambaeXelonmuskfans Obama
@@HarambaeXelonmuskfans Obama
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Italians worked at my old job and when they talked to each other in Italian I always walked by saying “bopity boopy”
LoL they musta hated you
Is that why it's your "old job"?
@Michael Horton haha funny politics man no like orange man so original
i did that to my friends italian mom and she was okay with it. apparently most Italians are lmao then the dad came in and i thought he was going to knock my teeth out💀 the mom goes “oh it’s okay that’s his laughing face”
3:38 i somehow remembered this whole scene except this part. Amazing
6:24 love this bit
I do to it just goes on for so long
Dr. Hartman's best moment
Fav part of the video
Oh yeah he’s fine he’s just really fat.
I totally have no idea where biggest boy is from
Same, I've seen every episode (multiple times if I'm honest) and I have no clue
its from the episode when principal shepard fat shames chris
That American Dad Clip was one of the funniest scenes I enjoy in a cartoon!
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?
Do my ears/eyes deceive me!? I was just bemoaning the confusing things which people choose to quote from this montage, always the least funny (IMHO) - leaving me feeling the usual malaise when - hark! My eyes caught your comment and...and...well, thank you for bringing me i from the edge with something I recognize and love...one question remains however,,,
"Is this a piece of your brain?" LOVE IT!! (Back in college e were given an assignment in my directing actor's for television class and this exact scene with Mrs. Richards is the one I did. ) And now i must go flog my car with a ridiculous branch in frenzied frustration....shhhh! Is SECRET! Don't tell the little nest of vipers, Si? And whatever you do - DON'T MENTION THE WAR!
@@HeidiSvenson HEY HEIDI, HOPE YOU ARE WELL
I lost it when the heart monitor said “Beep…Beep…Beep…”.
Bill Cosby making noises while someone is comotose is rather fitting
“He’s ight”
Boop beep
1:45 the centipede & the Mexican fence guy got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:15 "I'm the tampon one" omg I'm in tears
😭
The doctor prolonging Peter's results was kind of funny
I lost on the "big big boy"
🤣 it's like Harry Potter for stupid ppl" mane Dat shit had me dying
I dead lost on the Thanksgiving clip and the centipede and surfin bird bits don't make it any better lol
“Oh yeah he’s fine. He’s just really fat” I lost it right there 🤣🤣
"I sweah to gaud, I thought duags could breathe undawauta" shit had me rolling
1:13 lol
1:41 ASMR
i died when the griffin conveniently came outta nowhere 💀
I was doing really well until "Holly Bibble"
4:20 this had me dying
Even though it wasn't family guy, the American Dad skit was hilarious! So much so that it made me tear up a bit
6:00 man that a great piece of comedy.
Didn’t expect the holly bibble line to get me 😂😂😂😂
“No ya know what, whites don’t get rights either - nobody gets rights - ah, America”
🤣🇺🇸👍
Well now I know how I am putting my resignation in to my job
6:03
This one killed me!
“No body gets any rights Ahhhh America.” SOOOOOO true
I lost it at Megs attempt for American Dad hahaha
Can't stop laughing at "Thank the whites" part. I'm having a bloody laugh mate😂
The detail that went into what it looks like under a prius hood is pretty cool
Perfect way to end this.
Just perfect.
Have to admit, brian's right, a bar mitzva really is a usless event
Useless *
@@stammishosaina5631 **Useless
* not worth anything
***Is shit
@@Real_Mick3y6 I didn't even spell it wrong, so.. WHY LOL
The Bill Cosby heart monitor!!! 😂 These episodes clips are killing me.
Ghost dad 💀
@@brandonmaddox4862
"GHOST HOUSE!"
"ROAD GHOST!"
"HOUSE HOUSE!"
😂
Jesus loves you guys so much. God is with yall through all of your problems
“I’m the tampon one” got me for sure
“I’m the tampon one” hahahahahahaha
Uh my name uh
P-Tears-Griffin
uhhhhhhhh....... why was there american dad in this? XD
lol i love that show
I was trying to figure that out too
Trying to make you fail the challenge in case you did not find Family Guy jokes funny enough to laugh lol.
What about 8 more verses got me🤣🤣
This part is so much better than part 1😂
THANK THE WHITTESSSSS
had me dying 🤣
That Jesussaurus Rex must have been something to behold.
2:51 this is me “I HAVE SPOKEN” 🤣🤣🤣
Damn Peter got really into shape with that farmhouse scene
"Read some, Peter, you'll love it! It's Harry Potter for stupid people." Okay, now this one made me laugh lmfaoo
The Dr. Hartman bit I love.
2 words, handi quacks..🤣😅😂😭😭
5:39 ghost dad
"Que coza?"
😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
I got to say the american dad clip was so funny! lol
Hahaa i love when they do the handy quacks and chris and peter keep going in the kitchen and whispering
Meg on American Dad..."da da da and the alien is gay" 🤣 🤣 🤣
" I have spoken" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Praised be TyranoJesus Rex.
Best one for me was the doctor's report one XD
"I swear to God, I thought dogs could breathe under water"
That long gooooooddddd got me
"Pea Tear Griffin"
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For the African American heart monitor...is the Bill Cosby thing edited for this video cuz that's not how I remember it. A couple of small laughs but man I almost died from that
I remember Bill Cosby for sure
@@mohnjarx7801 ya, I thought it was an edit cuz I remembered it differently
@Lily Rose 🌻 ...and how are we this fine day
Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made
Dr. Pepper is.
Damn straight brother
Cheerwine.
Brooo doctor hartman killed me 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
the first one got me already
1:23 don't lie. We all do this when we're alone... or not alone...
We're weird.
THE CENTIPEDE AMONG MILLIPEDES PART THO!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ASMRCOUNTING!!! I'M WEAK!!!
"Yea Yea Yea Yea, he's ight"
"Yea he Coo"
Seems legit
I'm amazed Peter knew the word ornithological 🤣
"Opened-button shirt, necklace community." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That forklift whale scene belonged in here
2:19 perfect cut after this clip
The fence bit 😆
The Mexican helping build more fence is hilarious
THE FIRST ONE HAS ME ON A CHOKEHOLD 😭
The doctor part 😂
The fucking heart monitor killed me🤣🤣🤣
“…aanndddd they nevah got their soooddddaaahhhh…” 😂😂😂
ROFL Centipede among millipede. He actually counted all his feet 🤣🤣🤣
I love the trope of syringes labelled with what's suppose to be in them.
Holly Bibble, my favorite Author, some good old episodes in this compilation.
Dr Hartman was hilarious lmao
1:25 this has to be the most relatable moment in family guy history