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Episode 664 - Chapo Control to Major Tom feat. Tom Myers (9/20/22)
Comedian Tom Myers stops by the pod to discuss the news of the day, including Ron DeSantis’ immigrant trafficking stunt, Lindsay Graham’s proposed federal 15 week abortion ban, Brett Favre’s Mississippi welfare fraud, and an important new scientific discovery.
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One step closer to having Tom on The Adam Friedland Show
unfortunately Tom has both given up all beef with Cumtown because he is so busy while also holding the opinion that some of the things CumTown has said about him and his friends are too much to forgive.
@@getthelubescoob ok tom
As permanent co host. Tweet Nick about it. And Tom
@@datrakapo4807 is this a proper comeback? Seems pretty lazy......
No fucking way, no fucking way they got COMEDIAN TOM MYERS ON THE SHOW????
“Comedian”
Now that they have the Tom Myers bump Chapo is really gonna take off
They actually think this will get them more cum town fans to jump over
Comparing a Lynyrd Skynrd song to Airplane II is a move of absolute savagery from Tom Myers since half the band died in a plane crash in 1977.
The best kind of savagery of course..
bong hit transplant
bong hit transplant
One gallon of cheap-o fruit punch
An old rotten banana or whatever.
I wonder what information and skills my brain has had to abandon while making room for podcast lore.
I come from a parallel universe where the internet was never invented. Over there, you are a violin prodigy.
@@timcosgrove707 I understand. Thank you for letting me know, I will now step into the particle accelerator with a stolen fiddle.
This was truly a podcast episode.
This episode verily happened. And was recorded.
definitely one of the chapo trap houses of all time
He sounds kinda funny, did he get a bong hit transplant?
I’ve tried pot
don't worry dude i got enough to share
If you're talking about Tom, that's a standard Baltimorese accent. Edward Norton also has one.
Oh shit I thought that name sounded familiar.
The R Kelly joke. Killer. The totally insane Volleyball-Not-Being-Apt-For-Mississippi Rant? Legendary
This guys got premises
This shit is fucking meta
Just to warn everyone here I’ve logged your IP addresses don’t even think about insulting the king
Uhhhh dad?????
Oh my fucking god. Good to have him BACK in Maryland. I know they always fly him out to places like Las Vegas.
Tom Myers bodies Nick Mullen as a comedian
My wife can only eat certain foods
i think the british are coming dude
@@thejuggernaut1001 dad, I wanted a GPS
ain’t no fucking way
This post is good news for R Kelly
Does Tom Myers not now that the Cum boys are boys with Chapo or did he have a bong hit transplant before this podcast and forget 🤔
I'm finally feeling innate again.
haha no way. he's truly one of the greats. bill hicks, jimi hendrix, tom myers.
Those are all the names of people who existed.
The BARELY audible, BARELY contained laughter from one of the dry boys after Tom says Florida's one of those states that's an "anathema" 15:39 is priceless.
matt
Was he trying to say enigma?
Ah nvm lol
I need a bong hit transplant to listen to this.
best comedian on earth
The podcast was in dire need of a bong hit transplant.
And a GPS to find its way to its own grave.
Explain why people keep referencing these words in this order.
Howard, you're crazy for this one
Yo that R Kelly joke hit HARD
“That’s good news for R-Kelly!”
“…… is it?”
okay let's get him on the adam friedland show asap
I bet he wouldn't do it.
@@willshogren1987 dream to imagine
it’s good to have virgil back
Holy shit no way
TOM MYEEEEEEERSSS
A COMEDIAAAAAAAN
Bong Transplant Me Please
He’s right Nick does sound like a paint drinker, and Tom is just some regular guy
Lol Matt has patience. How can anyone have conversation with Tom Myers about politics, and not be tempted to just say "Yeah" so he would stfu
Thank god Matt was there to explain politics to this shit lib
Lol, Matt is just another hyper cynical asshat whose political analysis plays right into Republican hands. The only path forward is strengthening the labor wing of the Democrats. Everything else is a waste of time
Tom is probably as skilled at talking politics as any of us
@@ryri51 what labor wing of the democrats? I thought that was Bernie sanders? ROFL. Dude voting for democrats is the waste of time. Sorry not sorry your team
Sucks
Make chapo inane again
@47:44 lmfao
TM: "That's great news for R. Kelly!"
MC: "Is it?"
Tell me one way it isn't
Worth all the other fucking bad riffs just for that nugget
As a Maryland Driver, I hate Tom for what he's done to our community.
Speedy recovery
i love those things man, it’s like getting pulled over by sam’s club
I think the British are coming dude
Okay, apropos of nothing; I was typing the word 'seal' just as one of them said the word "seal".
Finally I can become innate again
Like I used to be
"this is the Alamo of illegal immigration" fucking lol i love Tom Myers
honestly not a bad ep, didn't find it mean spirited at all and actually quite liked Tom as a centrist guest
@THE SWEATER BROTHERS no, YOU shut up
47:43:
-That's great news for R Kelly !
[dead silence]
- Is it ?
Matt + Felix went to the rescue there. To save the legendary comedian. From his joke.
I'm laughing but I genuinely don't know what he is even trying to refer to here
Damn, I was hoping Tom would talk about his grave plot.
You save the hits for the encore.
No fucking way
I love that Felix’s attempt to get Tom to bury the hatchet with the Cum Boys is based on them all starting in Maryland. It’s the best approach, even if it failed
finally, a comedian
I love how Tom delivers that Matt Gaetz line, like the first time it's ever been said
That R Kelly joke was so funny! Very topical and relevant
Tom is the kind of guy you talk about on a podcast but not the kind you invite
Cool that he's back in Maryland
Tom's epic Huddle House rant was classic. GO OFF KING!
Tom Myers! Tom Myers! Tom Myers!
Urban crowd
Boys got a bong hit transplant
Tom wrote one thousand jokes to prepare for this.
So anyway…. Everything you said… you know… yeah….
This is a 3d chess-level move*. Invite him onto the show. Endear him to you, give him your word (offshow of course) that Nick Mullen genuinely wants to have him on TAFS, and then boom...we are one step closer to Tom Myers on TAFS, folks.
*immediately after posting this comment im gonna go touch some grass
I liked him a lot after this episode, Tom Myers. I hope your theory is true. I will go outside and see the sunlight now...
I never clicked so fast on a youtube video
i need Medicare for all so i can get a life saving bong hit transplant
riveting conversation, Tom Meyers is the thinking man's Slavoj Zizek
He’s the drinking man’s Jordan Peterson.
He's the smoking man's bong hit transplant
Hope Chapo can help get Tom on the mainstream center-left talk show, The Adam Friedland Show after this 🙏
I look at him and I said "Yeah right what did she have, a bong hit transplant?"
The greatest thing about all of this is the line in the description:
“Check out Tom Myers vs. The Rest of the World here:”
Followed by NOTHING.
GOTEEEEEMMMMM
Lol wtf how
Hello Havre de Grace
That R Kelly shout thing is Tom Myers gold, durty bananas
Classic swing and complete miss
TM: thats good news for R. Kelly
MC: is it?
11:00 listen to older DeSantis clips, he's Trumpified his voice and it's made it more nasally.
This is the best day of my life.
It took him ten seconds to mention Maryland lmfao
I wish he would have talked about how much of a problem GPS is in that state
He was literally asked
I think the British are coming dudes *cough *cough
The Queen is dead, long live the King. Tom fucking Myers.
Honestly if they made Tom Myers king of England I would be pro monarchy
The new queen is a dude.
Gender ideology has gone too far.
haven't listened to trapo in years.... v excited for this episode
Tom tweeted he was on the show, for some reason there was a sonic the hedgehog tweet directly underneath it that said seeing shadow in the Greenhill zone is extremely weird. At first I didn’t notice and thought it was a description of this episode
It was.
A comedian?
A comedian Tom Myers??
Ron DeSantis sound's like Felix's HRC impression
An entire gallon of paint
Really excited for this cat miniseries
Tom myers, a comedian!
Tom Myers… a comedian?
World renowned and lauded comedian Tom Myers is slumming it with these neckbeards now? (jk much love)
I know little about Tom Myers but I know enough to know it’s a big deal him being on chapo. Like Alex Jones being on channel 5 you just wouldn’t expect it even though you think wouldn’t it be crazy
the man, the legend
fully supporting Tom Myers' new life goal 51:25
I'm gonna go ahead and like this video.
You guys should award him a GPS.
One that sounds like an adult
Congratulations to Professor Christman! 🌺🎉
Tom is still so salty holy shit that last 10 minutes
GOATED episode
47:44 Another Tom Myers' schizophrenic classic.
This is classic Tom. Half of his punchlines feel like they were ran through a comedy AI machine. They’re set up to kinda make sense in a vague way, but the landing is always off somehow. I fuckin love Tom and how much he prides himself on his work
i've been thinking about that sentence for hours. that's what's so great about tom, he makes you think.
Around 11:31 when they play his speech, I though it was Felix at first
What the fuck???
Sliders! I love that show and I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately.
Me too dude
Getting Tom's take on the Martha's Vineyard escapade is like asking the Pig what the best cut of pork is
This is VERY funny.
All I want to be is El Chapo
I've... Been to Mississippi
Time to change all my aliases to The Shawshank Squirter
uuum daaad i asked for a fusion gps
Wtf lmao
You’re fucking kidding me
Wow, so CZcams ain't letting ANY replies show.
heard Tom's gonna do War Mode next week
Is this court ordered restitution for mocking Tom all these years? You could pick a random person off the street 9 times out of 10 they would have better banter than professional Las Vegas comedian Tom Myers
Tbh, absolutely no shot. You can call him a hack, or a boring shitlib, but you're completely underestimating how boring the average person is