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  • here is how they decided what to put on yu gi oh cards
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    this is how they made yu gi oh cards
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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  Před 3 lety +11352

    i have a bunch more of ideas so yu gi oh please contact me on twitter @Gusbuckets

  • @Danidev
    @Danidev Před 3 lety +8428

    The most feared yugioh card, Aunt Bee

  • @Ryno6465
    @Ryno6465 Před 3 lety +4268

    The funny thing is that Thor is describing Monster cards, but all of Gus's ideas could easily be spell cards

    • @dubsinthetubs
      @dubsinthetubs Před 3 lety +19

      🚭🗿🏴‍☠️🎟

    • @logoword
      @logoword Před 3 lety +7

      Woah

    • @thomasvieira6069
      @thomasvieira6069 Před 3 lety +69

      Some of Gus's cards could be real. I used to have a Madolche deck and they remind me of them

    • @abdigotsauce
      @abdigotsauce Před 3 lety +1

      I make skits just like Gus johnson, you should check them out.

    • @phpART
      @phpART Před 3 lety +6

      Thomas Vieira that is the joke

  • @andrewrchooven1996
    @andrewrchooven1996 Před 3 lety +1344

    "Whats the most poop you've ever seen" I'm gonna throw that sentence into my daily life

  • @Prismatic_Pixie
    @Prismatic_Pixie Před 3 lety +765

    "It's a topdown view of a chinese takedown container and it's just OVERFLOWING with mayonnaise." It's so surreal and specific that I'm actually in tear right now.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Před 3 lety +6338

    "What if we had a burger except it eats YOU" Hungy Burger

    • @OverlordJojoo
      @OverlordJojoo Před 3 lety +51

      Why so many verified people here

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 3 lety +67

      The “things with teeth” series of cards were one of my favorites. Such as Bite Shoes

    • @draconicmeta846
      @draconicmeta846 Před 3 lety +10

      In America u eat burger in Yu-Gi-Oh burger eats you

    • @iliketinyturtles
      @iliketinyturtles Před 3 lety +3

      Crazy hamburger

    • @thewolf7668
      @thewolf7668 Před 3 lety +5

      Kurger Bing.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek Před 3 lety +5946

    sven just had to believe in the heart of the cards

    • @henreth745
      @henreth745 Před 3 lety +3

      HOLY

    • @SDHUJSDI5
      @SDHUJSDI5 Před 3 lety +8

      It's not the card, it's how you use it (this also applies for other stuff)

    • @crypticraps
      @crypticraps Před 3 lety

      Excellent

    • @papag3590
      @papag3590 Před 3 lety +3

      Ah I see, a fellow moist man

    • @Chlocean
      @Chlocean Před 3 lety +1

      Instead he believed in the fart of the cards

  • @Hyparbeem526
    @Hyparbeem526 Před 3 lety +308

    "What if we had an archetype that was just a bunch of sushi, but the sushi were shaped like different kinds of battleships, and you can combine the sushi together to create more powerful battleships"

    • @DannySmithson
      @DannySmithson Před 3 lety +29

      Hey. Thats my favorite archetype, don't my disrespect my Suships.

    • @nanodose
      @nanodose Před 2 lety

      Ah yes, the railway archetype

    • @Medbread
      @Medbread Před 2 lety +4

      @@nanodose No... The Suship archetype

    • @nanodose
      @nanodose Před 2 lety +2

      @@Medbread It's a joke about how Railway has boats in it even though it's supposed to be the train archetype

  • @WanderingGoat
    @WanderingGoat Před 3 lety +2430

    People who don't play Yugioh: "What the hell is this, I don't understand the point of this video."
    People who play Yugioh: "Is this a documentary?"

  • @DoodleChaos
    @DoodleChaos Před 3 lety +3088

    Merely imagining these cards has sent me to the shadow realm.

    • @DizDeLusa
      @DizDeLusa Před 3 lety +21

      I love your balls

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +1

      SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear d

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Před 3 lety

      WATCH MY VIDEOS !! DADDY CHILLL

    • @LinKueiDragon
      @LinKueiDragon Před 3 lety +18

      This comment thread gives children PSTDs.
      I know what I said.

    • @sansung4189
      @sansung4189 Před 3 lety

      Lin Kuei Dragon we all know what you said and no one regrets it

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano Před 3 lety +4302

    *Can't stop this tootin' scootin' little guy*

  • @tonyc.4392
    @tonyc.4392 Před 2 lety +116

    My grandma would call Speg a "pickle who hasn't found his jar yet".
    Hey, that'd make a great YuGiOh card.

  • @CathaEdulius
    @CathaEdulius Před 3 lety +556

    I've figured out why Gus is so good at making videos... he literally captures the pure essence of old youtube the kind of videos you'd watch laugh at and then go back to watch later and its still funny i dont know how else to explain that feeling. its like seeing a funny clip showing your friend at lunch in the library and then going home to watch it again and still thinking its hilarious

    • @aneurinraynor9363
      @aneurinraynor9363 Před 3 lety +6

      That’s literally just tomska

    • @AMalas
      @AMalas Před 3 lety +7

      @@aneurinraynor9363 man each has their charm and I absolutely love them. Off to watch some tomska i guess

    • @shadoninja
      @shadoninja Před 3 lety +10

      It's true! CZcams used to be owned by creative kids back in the day. There wasn't even money to be made. People just wanted to make funny videos. Gus definitely captures that spirit.

    • @thatfinegentleman
      @thatfinegentleman Před 2 lety +3

      @@aneurinraynor9363 Ryan George also

    • @maartenfranken9182
      @maartenfranken9182 Před 2 lety +3

      for me it was the creed barton sigma male vid
      gus' vids are damn close tho

  • @NKBlazer
    @NKBlazer Před 3 lety +3209

    “I summon the UhOh Mayo!”
    “Aha, you’ve activated my trap card. I play Can’t stop this tootin scootin pootin guy”.

    • @Birginio420
      @Birginio420 Před 3 lety +54

      Can't. My Chinese Takeout Bin Filled With Mayo prevents poop effects from activating

    • @copperspaghetti
      @copperspaghetti Před 3 lety +27

      Well my meatloaf covered in gravy in a Walmart parking lot overpowers your "UhOh Mayo"

    • @toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197
      @toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197 Před 3 lety +19

      Well I’m playing my bean card and my bean card can summon tootin scootin lil guy with his whole family and they can all beat you to death by farting on you after eating 4 pounds of beans

    • @harryboigaming
      @harryboigaming Před 3 lety +11

      Well I use the B card and now you beetle is mine and it has been renamed B

    • @Alexmoral1307.
      @Alexmoral1307. Před 3 lety +3

      😆 my swarm of bees can easily demolish and counter you mayo

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +3421

    Gus is like that one kid in class who raises their hands, just so they can talk.

    • @nigelreynolds7720
      @nigelreynolds7720 Před 3 lety +23

      Found waldo

    • @jarodreed2593
      @jarodreed2593 Před 3 lety +21

      Oh god those kids.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 Před 3 lety +23

      I'm gonna be with Josh on this one.

    • @MongoLikeBeer
      @MongoLikeBeer Před 3 lety +43

      Honestly somehow better than the kids who'd raise their hands to read, but, in fact, were incapable of reading.

    • @JAY-zf6jw
      @JAY-zf6jw Před 3 lety +19

      @@MongoLikeBeer I hated that, nobody wants to hear those people try to spell a word for 20 seconds

  • @plantbasedmatter181
    @plantbasedmatter181 Před 3 lety +70

    CAN’T STOP THIS TOOTIN’ SCOOTIN’ LITTLE GUY

  • @dune-e
    @dune-e Před 3 lety +87

    I love those moments when everyone laughed unplanned, it just makes your videos so more natural and funny

  • @andrewbreeden4027
    @andrewbreeden4027 Před 3 lety +7371

    I kid you not, there is a card named “House of Adhesive Tape.” All of Speg’s ideas are legit

  • @DovydasMusic
    @DovydasMusic Před 3 lety +10500

    Sounds about right. I grew up collecting these and I stopped right around the time when they started listening to the dude in the hat

  • @SPIKEASAURUS
    @SPIKEASAURUS Před 3 lety +2880

    This is currently my favorite video from you guys. Can we get a second brain storm session? Maybe Pokémon cards.

  • @kraftysandwich
    @kraftysandwich Před 3 lety +241

    My opponent: *lays down all five pieces of Exodia*
    Me: *Plays Aunt Bee in attack mode*
    I win.

  • @EnvoyofDarkness
    @EnvoyofDarkness Před 3 lety +2630

    "It's a bunch of bees.." Alright Battlewasps
    "Chinese take out containers overflowing with mayo" Mystic Wok alright
    "Let's take a fork.." Maliceverous Fork
    "It's a bean" Bean Soldier okay

    • @lbomb25
      @lbomb25 Před 3 lety +126

      No the bean is the all powerful jerry beans man

    • @snek09
      @snek09 Před 3 lety +61

      whats the most poop youve ever seen

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 Před 3 lety +38

      @@lbomb25 my boy, jerry beans man, is the best card out of the whole 10k. Just the fact that he was just "jelly beans man" until the localisation team heard some Japanese people say the name makes him top tier

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 Před 3 lety +26

      @Rita,23 y.o !!! I WANT S Е Х !!! OPEN My CANAL ! holy shit, what a name

    • @arkthompson9869
      @arkthompson9869 Před 3 lety +5

      @@CAMSLAYER13 Man, screw Jerry Bean's Man. He would be killed by my boy Skull servant. Skull servant is THE most powerful yugioh card out there. Skull servant is so powerful, the Egyptian God cards worship him, Exodia fears him and Venominaga is his pet.

  • @SoggyWaffles.
    @SoggyWaffles. Před 3 lety +4480

    Actual Cards:
    0:12 "Metal Dragon" or "Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon"
    0:25 Some sort of fusion of "Swarm of Crows", "Rocket Arrow Express", and "Madolchepalooza"
    0:42 "Summoning Swarm". There's also at least 10 individual bee/wasp cards.
    1:06 "Ghost Beef"
    1:30 "Marshmacaron"
    1:54 "U.A. Playmaker" throwing "Madolche Hootcake's" hat at a building
    2:24 Umm... "Instant Fusion" represents ramen noodles... they haven't really gone this far yet.
    2:46 "Malicevorous Fork"
    3:05 No pinto representation yet, but "Jerry Beans Man" is a fan favorite (and not the only sentient bean card)
    3:26 "Javelin Beetle" is clearly clenching up as it prepares to rip a big one
    3:53 and 3:59 "Worm Ugly"

    • @canardviolon
      @canardviolon Před 3 lety +72

      Thank you !!!

    • @OwnD1
      @OwnD1 Před 3 lety +55

      They’re on point

    • @7The7Eagle7
      @7The7Eagle7 Před 3 lety +113

      I was hoping mystic tomato or hungry burger would get referenced

    • @jc8153
      @jc8153 Před 3 lety +85

      Oh my god are you telling me that they actually looked at weird Yu Gi Oh cards?

    • @SoggyWaffles.
      @SoggyWaffles. Před 3 lety +128

      @@jc8153 I doubt it, more so that there are 10k+ cards, which covers just about anything they could arbitrarily come up with

  • @JakCT-
    @JakCT- Před 3 lety +80

    i thought that this was sven playing two characters until i realized that they had a brother named thor who is indentical to sven if he wore a wig

  • @grixloth
    @grixloth Před 3 lety +61

    “It could just be the bean card.”
    *Jerry Beans Man did not like that.*

  • @discworldandknownspace4491
    @discworldandknownspace4491 Před 3 lety +1719

    "We either put in a space cowboy or a ninja pirate card."
    "Why not combine the two?"

    • @MoXy33
      @MoXy33 Před 3 lety +24

      SHHHHH i'm currently in talks with Netflix about an animated series called "Space Pirate, Ninja Cowboy".

    • @labibrashidinan9868
      @labibrashidinan9868 Před 3 lety +8

      What Shinichiro Watanabe anime is this?

    • @weebiron
      @weebiron Před 3 lety +7

      @@MoXy33 Captain Harlock gets in a transporter accident with Clay from Xiaolin Showdown

    • @awest182
      @awest182 Před 3 lety +5

      I mean, we got the wizard of oz and star wars in one archetype.

    • @lethalweeaboo2239
      @lethalweeaboo2239 Před 3 lety +1

      "See you space ninja pirate cowboy"

  • @RedRiotRoss
    @RedRiotRoss Před 3 lety +2286

    No idea is a bad idea when you're brainstorming

    • @Grizzlytactics91
      @Grizzlytactics91 Před 3 lety +15

      Were you watching?? 😂

    • @Perrintrinsic
      @Perrintrinsic Před 3 lety +1

      Yo what's going on Ross? :D

    • @annonymous6827
      @annonymous6827 Před 3 lety +3

      - Belle Delphine

    • @NickFunkSoftfalcon
      @NickFunkSoftfalcon Před 3 lety +9

      There was a study that showed critical opinions drove more, not less creativity in highly productive teams. It obviously has a point where it gets toxic, but constructive criticism really does work.

    • @josiahfredericks2990
      @josiahfredericks2990 Před 3 lety +4

      Brainstorming add it to the list

  • @notjustashow
    @notjustashow Před 3 lety +33

    I love that this was all done on a whim. They didn't even edit out when they break character to laugh and it makes the video so great.

  • @ethanboyd7843
    @ethanboyd7843 Před 3 lety +44

    "What if it was just like Donovan McNabb throwing a football?"
    'That's a Football Card, they exist.'

  • @matthewfera2954
    @matthewfera2954 Před 3 lety +382

    "Big ole Meatloaf in the Wal-Mart Parking Lot"
    Hungry Burger: "Finally, a worthy opponent!"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear mat

    • @matthewfera2954
      @matthewfera2954 Před 3 lety +3

      @@AxxLAfriku I gotta be honest, I'm very confused as to how you found me again. This isn't the first time I've gotten a reply from you... And I don't have any advice unfortunately, it's an area I have experience in.

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker Před 3 lety +1

      Matthew Fera The perfect couple doesn’t exis-

  • @ryelo5448
    @ryelo5448 Před 3 lety +818

    As someone who has never played yu gi oh, I feel like I would buy the Chinese takeout box full of mayo card to use in a tournament.

    • @PadreMortalis
      @PadreMortalis Před 3 lety +14

      Oh oh! Mayo!

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Před 3 lety +1

      Gus has been my greatest inspiration. And I want to be like him. I even do short skits like him. Can you guys take a look?🥰😇

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 Před 3 lety +6

      @@merpuffedy no

    • @envy7522
      @envy7522 Před 3 lety +1

      @@merpuffedy piss

    • @Natalie-101
      @Natalie-101 Před 3 lety +2

      I would totally buy a "booger wooger bugle boy" also OMG HES FROM COMPANY *B* SO IT COULD PAIR WITH THE B CARD FOR A DOUBLE ATTACK IS THAT HOW YU GI OH WORKS I HAVE NO CLUE

  • @obi-onekenerdi
    @obi-onekenerdi Před 3 lety +41

    Speg is the key to all of this, he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had before.

  • @FireyRedHot
    @FireyRedHot Před 3 lety +30

    i could literally watch an hour long version of this video

  • @auulauul9328
    @auulauul9328 Před 3 lety +1368

    You forgot "literally just a galaxy" and "slightly purpler galaxy"

  • @shutuptravis5609
    @shutuptravis5609 Před 3 lety +802

    Every time they say “dray-gon” instead of “dragon” it reminds me that they’re midwestern despite Gus looking southern, Sven looking Californian and Thor looking Bostonite

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn Před 3 lety +61

      Nah Gus is 110% pure Wisconsin. If he was any more Wisconsin he'd be at a Bucks game wearing a Badgers jersey, with a PBR in each hand and one of those cheese head hat things, watching the Packers game on his phone with his Harley parked outside

    • @Linnnaeus
      @Linnnaeus Před 3 lety +7

      I'm from the Midwest and I've never said that, these people are crazy

    • @maureenk8707
      @maureenk8707 Před 3 lety +14

      How.. how else do you say it?? Is it not Dray-gon? Have I been midwestern washed??

    • @kevinadam410
      @kevinadam410 Před 3 lety +3

      Im not even from the US and I see both of those and they look the same.

    • @ajaxx7252
      @ajaxx7252 Před 3 lety +4

      Callum Lambkin you forgot the part where he’s always yelling about how Michigan’s UP is ‘rightful Wisconsin clay’.
      t. Michigander

  • @bangerswithstrangers
    @bangerswithstrangers Před 3 lety +93

    “What’s the most poop you’ve ever seen” I’m dying lmao.

  • @thejurassicchicken1445
    @thejurassicchicken1445 Před 3 lety +10

    2:23 the way he says overflowing gets me

  • @Nok112
    @Nok112 Před 3 lety +480

    "What's the most poop you've ever seen?"
    "I don't like this card already, I'm gonna be real with you"
    Killed me

    • @JBart8
      @JBart8 Před 3 lety

      Brooke Clements same

  • @cantworkitout
    @cantworkitout Před 3 lety +1448

    "Look at these dancing monogamous forks"
    "That's too long of a title"
    *"Conduction Warrior Linear Magnum Plus Minus" has entered the chat*

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 Před 3 lety +102

    There's a Yu-Gi-Oh card called 'An Unfortunate Report' and when you play it all it does is cause your opponent to perform their next battle phase twice.
    Now I don't play Yu-Gi-Oh, but I can't possibly fathom what kind of wildly niche situation this card would be good for, and how the player would know they were about to face that specific wildly niche situation.

    • @silentrebel6564
      @silentrebel6564 Před 3 lety +6

      Is it a trap card? I could see it being useful with magic cylinder where somebody attacks you and they have to do it 2x then take 2x as much LP from the magic cylinder

    • @That._girl_Kay83
      @That._girl_Kay83 Před 3 lety +17

      Magic cylinder only works once in that it's not a continuous trap card, when you use it, it's gone. However, there are literally thousands of cards and some could definitely utilize a second battle phase if the deck is built for it and have cards such as Magic Cylinder that punishes you for attacking, your opponent would likely be forcing you to attack with some magic, trap, or monster effect, otherwise it would be obvious that it's a trap and you would end the second battle phase immediately without attacking.
      It might be a niche strategy, sounds like an irritating strategy.

    • @Trigger99X
      @Trigger99X Před 3 lety +13

      There are cards that forces all your opponents monsters to battle and their are cards like Yubel that won’t die but inflict all the damage to the opponent instead

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ Před 3 lety +23

      Fun fact: there are 3 cards that can make a battle phase happen twice. Thanks to these three, there are 1000+ cards that say "during *each* battle phase" instead of "during the battle phase".

    • @aila6814
      @aila6814 Před 3 lety +3

      probably played in junction with something like enemy controller so you control your opponents turn.

  • @MrFlorian888
    @MrFlorian888 Před 3 lety +12

    i visualise gus's ideas on cards and its feels like they are all actually there

  • @stevangucu522
    @stevangucu522 Před 3 lety +212

    You never see Thor and Sven in the same scene together because it is actually just one person who runs behind scenes around table while changing clothes, blonde and brow wig and glasses.

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 Před 3 lety +4

      Wow I never would have guessed , how informative and insightful!

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Před 3 lety +1

      Aye man i do skits like gus. Im trying to make the world laugh🥰

  • @fulgurdraco7614
    @fulgurdraco7614 Před 3 lety +471

    Gus breaking character is honestly the funniest thing ever, especially how it always cuts afterwards

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser Před 3 lety +11

      Lmfao the two bots with almost the same name and pfp combo. Nice try.

    • @JosieGoyangi
      @JosieGoyangi Před 3 lety +5

      I love thay they kept so many breaks in this video, it made it even better

    • @randomsomeguy156
      @randomsomeguy156 Před 3 lety +1

      I love how you explained the comedy

    • @abdigotsauce
      @abdigotsauce Před 3 lety

      I make skits like Gus johnson, my content is 🔥 You should check it out.

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo7149
      @iwantsexseemyvideo7149 Před 3 lety

      😊😛😯

  • @coolfunnyguy9407
    @coolfunnyguy9407 Před 3 lety +19

    “Well my name is Speg so I have better ideas”😆

  • @BioYuGi
    @BioYuGi Před 2 lety +28

    I love that this starts as a brainstorming session, and then apparently they have to get these ideas to the printers immediately even though they're just ideas and no pictures are drawn.

    • @lordofthejungle
      @lordofthejungle Před 2 lety +2

      Speaking as an illustrator who worked as a graphic designer in a printers for years, Yu-gi-oh cards DO look like they were designed at the printers right before print though.

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC Před 3 lety +1036

    The Dragon is a terrible idea, it would never work

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Před 3 lety

      Aye man I do skits like gus does. And hes been my idol. Can you guys check out my skits some time?😇

    • @mrdonut3382
      @mrdonut3382 Před 3 lety +35

      @@merpuffedy no

    • @benjat08
      @benjat08 Před 3 lety +7

      @@mrdonut3382 denied 😂

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 Před 3 lety +1

      puffer puffer no

    • @casualpotato44
      @casualpotato44 Před 3 lety +10

      How about Dragon waifus? Imagine dragons but sexy and anthropomorphic and just for the hell of it, let's make em maids and butlers. That could work.

  • @sumdood8563
    @sumdood8563 Před 3 lety +826

    Every suggestion he makes sounds more like a Yu-Gi-Oh card than the last.
    Edit: I'm gonna list off some actual Yu-Gi-Oh cards now:
    It's a burger with teeth, and a Japanese flag on it. It's called Hungry Burger.
    It's a tongue monster with teeth and a claw for a foot. It's called Tongue Twister.
    It's a Bee, and it's called Bee List Solider.
    It's a house constructed out of adhesive tape. It's called House of Adhesive Tape.
    It's a self portrait. It's called Twin Long Rods. Look it up.

    • @idonnow2
      @idonnow2 Před 3 lety +26

      wow, i thought you were joking with the last one

    • @eddiepollau4577
      @eddiepollau4577 Před 3 lety +8

      Omg I thought you were kidding but nope 😂

    • @evilkingstanley
      @evilkingstanley Před 3 lety +20

      Tbf, there's over 10,000 cards. Not every one is going to be a winner.

    • @timothymatuszewski5625
      @timothymatuszewski5625 Před 3 lety +16

      House of Adhesive Tape, my favorite

    • @xblowsmokex
      @xblowsmokex Před 3 lety +3

      How are you able to see me? I do not consent lol

  • @ThaMammoth.
    @ThaMammoth. Před 2 lety +7

    I love when Gus says “pretty much” or “pretty good”

  • @BeatMower
    @BeatMower Před 3 lety +30

    Gus plays the most perfect awkward kid from the cafeteria

  • @Cimoooooooo
    @Cimoooooooo Před 3 lety +6085

    Some of these ideas are WAY better than actual Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. 😂

    • @mr.doctorbusiness5110
      @mr.doctorbusiness5110 Před 3 lety +22

      Do you have any card ideas cimo, also hearthstone cards in Yu-Gi-Oh could be a thing.

    • @coolmasterx5707
      @coolmasterx5707 Před 3 lety +73

      He described Malicevrous fork, sylvan peacekeeper, and dissolverrock.

    • @ProphesizedHero
      @ProphesizedHero Před 3 lety +9

      Yoooo Cimoooooooo!!!! Where’s Doug?

    • @AmateurContendr
      @AmateurContendr Před 3 lety +27

      That's the charm in a way. If you wanted sanity you'd play Magic the Gathering.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Před 3 lety +25

      they have an entire archetype focused on dust bunnies.
      And they can kill you in one hit!

  • @razorr4366
    @razorr4366 Před 3 lety +1333

    In the anime it’s like: “This is Kuribo, a puked out hairball. He can destroy a god the size of a mountain.”
    edit: also this comment section got messed up...

    • @annonymous6827
      @annonymous6827 Před 3 lety +3

      Oatmeal

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Před 3 lety +4

      I do short skits like gus. And hess been my idol. Can you guys check them out?🥰😇

    • @disappointed8759
      @disappointed8759 Před 3 lety +23

      @@merpuffedy begging for views won't take you anywhere

    • @sunisea6438
      @sunisea6438 Před 3 lety +18

      Honestly, as someone who never watched the series as a kid, trying to watch a single episode as an adult is an experience that’s somewhere between having a stroke and reading a young-adult novel that was translated into Russian and then back to English by someone who barely speaks either language.
      In other words, what the holy fuck.

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Před 3 lety +5

      @@disappointed8759 im not begging for views. Im begging for people to laugh. This year has been shit And I want people to be happy again. So that's why I'm commenting on this. I know you shouldn't be self promoting. But it takes 4 years for a person to get 100 subs.... its crazy. But im tryjng to tell people I exist and that I want to help them. Im sorry you took that the wrong way😔

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 Před 3 lety +5

    I love how they keep some of the bloopers and improvisations in here

  • @bluesdjben
    @bluesdjben Před 3 lety +18

    This makes me feel so much better about the numerous times in college that I paid for my broke friend's food and then he went to Target and bought two packs of Yu-gi-oh cards.

  • @Drebin31
    @Drebin31 Před 3 lety +388

    Gus’s character not bringing his own mic to the sketch is so meta and I love it

    • @BindMedia
      @BindMedia Před 3 lety +5

      It's because sven kept putting out his cigarettes on Gus's mic cord

  • @Patrick-li8nh
    @Patrick-li8nh Před 3 lety +801

    "Beans are faerie type." - That's the stuff they do not teach you in school.

  • @LordPOTatoo
    @LordPOTatoo Před 3 lety +21

    the big ol' meatloaf in the walmart parking lot is so relatable

  • @shadedusk7831
    @shadedusk7831 Před rokem +3

    Here's the thing. Yugioh can take the weirdest concept, turn it into a card and noone will bat an eye. It took me 10 years of playing this game to realize how weird the concept of a mystic tomato is.

    • @thebuddah1253
      @thebuddah1253 Před rokem

      It's all about the artwork. Imagining these being drawn by Profesional artists they would work just fine. Maybe not the B one.

  • @RawBerserker
    @RawBerserker Před 3 lety +214

    The scary thing is that the bee card basically exists....

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Před 3 lety +2

      I'm trying to be like gus in the future. I do skits like him

    • @IgroSome
      @IgroSome Před 3 lety +10

      @@merpuffedy k but why are you saying that in a reply to some dude's comment

    • @ayjay579
      @ayjay579 Před 3 lety

      So does the bean and the beetle that looks like it’s farting.

  • @meltedlyricoriginal
    @meltedlyricoriginal Před 3 lety +451

    Gagagoogeegagegoagoo a 3 star monster card where its text is "when this card enters the field, you may say this card's name 5 times fast. If you succeed, your opponent must do the same. If they can't, they lose the game"

    • @BeeSharp47
      @BeeSharp47 Před 3 lety +44

      Looks like the sex bots accept your challenge.

    • @clickonthedingo
      @clickonthedingo Před 3 lety +20

      the fact that 'gagaga' monsters do exist in yugioh makes this 10x better.

    • @yugitom
      @yugitom Před 3 lety +3

      Literally something that happened in the show: czcams.com/video/csFOiLEpk9k/video.html

    • @Levi-rz1je
      @Levi-rz1je Před 3 lety +6

      There does exist the giga gagageego card so there's that

    • @matheusaragao7640
      @matheusaragao7640 Před 3 lety +2

      You say this, but there's literally a group of monsters in the game called "Gagaga"

  • @orangeystudios2070
    @orangeystudios2070 Před 3 lety +11

    “...the beans are fairies, actually...”
    Gus Johnson- Somewhere in the 2000’s

  • @lordpeevisoftweed
    @lordpeevisoftweed Před 3 lety +7

    literally didnt know these werent yugioh cards until the meatloaf one. Thought it was like a pitch meeting thing where he was proposing actual cards in a comedic way

  • @metacob
    @metacob Před 3 lety +383

    2019: Gus - mustache, Sven - clean shaven, Thor - no facial hair yet.
    2020: Gus - goatee, Sven - mustache, Thor - clean shaven.
    2021: Gus - full beard, Sven - goatee, Thor - mustache.
    I'm calling it.

  • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
    @AAAAAA-nw1tx Před 3 lety +388

    Sven was so polite, respectful, and realistic towards this absolute maniac

  • @masondoyle1503
    @masondoyle1503 Před 3 lety

    this is probably one of my favorite sketches by you guys. all three of you play your parts so perfectly

  • @joshclardy5064
    @joshclardy5064 Před 3 lety +3

    I'm going to make "look at these dancing monogamous forks" my senior yearbook quote"

  • @Namanewva
    @Namanewva Před 3 lety +444

    Just want to remind everyone that Hungry Burger, a large burger with giant sharp teeth, is a real Ritual Summon YuGiOh card that is summoned by the spell Hamburger Recipe.

  • @solomonwells9290
    @solomonwells9290 Před 3 lety +470

    Gus looks like if Arby’s was a person

  • @shanesullivan460
    @shanesullivan460 Před 3 lety

    Only recently discovered this channel, and I'd just like to say how much I love when you break and instead of re-shooting the line you leave in the laughter and just cut to the next line.

  • @tywashell8443
    @tywashell8443 Před 3 lety +3

    UH OH MAYO!!
    GUS, MORE OF THESE KIND OF VIDEOS!
    You guys are hilarious

  • @ryanp.7348
    @ryanp.7348 Před 3 lety +644

    "So how about a buncha people, and they're just runnin' about.
    I would call it 'People Running About' and it'll sell like a quadrillion units."

    • @lbomb25
      @lbomb25 Před 3 lety

      Lmao

    • @gundgunderson
      @gundgunderson Před 3 lety +3

      We could make scores of shillings

    • @abdigotsauce
      @abdigotsauce Před 3 lety +1

      Gus johnson is one of the people I look up too in the CZcams game, I make skits just like him. You should check them out.

    • @redwidow1358
      @redwidow1358 Před 3 lety +2

      Make sure you remind people how much the government hates them, make another one but called "Oppressed People"

    • @dorkyface
      @dorkyface Před 3 lety +2

      I own that card. It's so stupid and I love it

  • @bilboswaggins9058
    @bilboswaggins9058 Před 3 lety +114

    I absolutely adore how gus is just barely containing himself in this one! Glad to see the boys together.

  • @chernoraven
    @chernoraven Před 2 lety +2

    3:47 hits hard rn

  • @the1andonlydrmixxel
    @the1andonlydrmixxel Před 3 lety +6

    Uh Oh... Mayo! would be op as all hell.

  • @Snarketypes
    @Snarketypes Před 3 lety +435

    Yugioh cards were clearly made for the grease master, Charles White.

  • @gwarriorfromhell
    @gwarriorfromhell Před 3 lety +107

    Look at the clock. They literally spent a half hour riffing out random crap for Yu-Gi-Oh cards instead of writing down a list a reading them off. That's why I love the Johnson bros.

  • @themitchwich
    @themitchwich Před 3 lety +1

    Hands down my favorite Gus Johnson video - I laugh out loud every time and share with my friends and family immediately.

  • @justaguy1042
    @justaguy1042 Před 3 lety +2

    Haven’t even seen a second of the video butI know I’m gonna love it just by the thumbnail

  • @chikenmorris7170
    @chikenmorris7170 Před 3 lety +331

    “Ummm, what’s the most poop you’ve ever seen?”
    Dang that is a powerful question 😂

    • @awest182
      @awest182 Před 3 lety +3

      yeah, it's called arcana force

    • @georgeandfriendsadventures5073
      @georgeandfriendsadventures5073 Před 3 lety

      A lot and it was mine.

    • @oriaaane
      @oriaaane Před 3 lety +9

      Never ask someone in the medical field this question because they know the exact answer and have no trouble telling you in detail lol

    • @lastgenpirate7444
      @lastgenpirate7444 Před 3 lety +1

      I was constipated that one time...

    • @ravensclaw1339
      @ravensclaw1339 Před 3 lety

      Ever been to an inner city dog park?

  • @demoapollo8340
    @demoapollo8340 Před 3 lety

    This video is fantastic because it just ramps up to a great crescendo!

  • @obamaspuebes6310
    @obamaspuebes6310 Před 3 lety +5

    Nobody:
    4 year old asking weird questions: 1:30

  • @ShadowLynx777
    @ShadowLynx777 Před 3 lety +291

    "Uh-oh Mayo" feels like an actual Yugioh card

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ Před 3 lety +4

      Mystic Wok

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 Před 3 lety +1

      @Reuben Z. Clitz
      It's yugioh so it'll be a synchro that can special summon anything from the grave

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 Před 3 lety

      @Reuben Z. Clitz
      Shit my bad, been a long time since I played yugioh, I meant tuner monster

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 Před 3 lety

      @Reuben Z. Clitz
      Wait what? That second sentence was incoherent

    • @strashen01
      @strashen01 Před 3 lety +1

      Danger!Mayo!

  • @NatesLegend
    @NatesLegend Před 3 lety +390

    Gus I don’t know how you consistently hit the mark as often as you do. Even your less popular videos you’ve released recently have been nailing it in key moments. This one is so spot on. It’s the first time I’ve laughed in a few days, thank you!

    • @gabrielwest2584
      @gabrielwest2584 Před 3 lety +13

      "first time I've laughed in a few days"... Sorry to hear man keep your head up

    • @briannamcfarland5974
      @briannamcfarland5974 Před 3 lety +2

      I also came to leave a supportive comment. Finding things that still bring you laughter is so important! Hope things get better for you soon 🙂

    • @abdigotsauce
      @abdigotsauce Před 3 lety

      I make skits just like Gus Johnson, you guys should check them out, They will definitely make you laugh.

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 Před 3 lety +1

      He believes in the heart of the cowboy hat

  • @dannythompson7958
    @dannythompson7958 Před 3 lety +7

    Ojama yellow was clearly the best card design ever.

  • @dinosaurandnapkin
    @dinosaurandnapkin Před rokem

    The dynamic is what makes this video so perfect. They know exactly how to play off of each other. Also great editing.

  • @aaronferguson9015
    @aaronferguson9015 Před 3 lety +293

    "A bowl of cereal balancing uncomfortably close to the edge of the coffee table and a raccoon is trying to claw its way in through your screen door"

  • @eu4um
    @eu4um Před 3 lety +147

    These suggestions aren’t even as weird as some of the actual cards.

  • @MeloKing
    @MeloKing Před rokem +1

    Love watching ya Gus!

  • @Providence450
    @Providence450 Před 3 lety

    You made my day gus I watched all your videos and made my day

  • @pinchman2946
    @pinchman2946 Před 3 lety +443

    "that name is too long think simpler"
    Laughs in *Interplanetarypurplythorny Dragon*

    • @spideroi
      @spideroi Před 3 lety +18

      *Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Evening Twilight* : Pathetic.

    • @pinchman2946
      @pinchman2946 Před 3 lety +1

      @@somerandomhoovymain4251 Thorny

    • @somerandomhoovymain4251
      @somerandomhoovymain4251 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh

    • @dragonman1265
      @dragonman1265 Před 3 lety +2

      Laughs in D/D/D super doom king purple armageddon

    • @andrewrchooven1996
      @andrewrchooven1996 Před 3 lety

      There must be like some sort of translation error with some of these cards. Why tf did they have to add purply and thorny haha

  • @connoresmondo
    @connoresmondo Před 3 lety +1006

    CZcams is really getting comfortable with double unskippable 15 second ads.

    • @thirstyfajita4115
      @thirstyfajita4115 Před 3 lety +7

      facts

    • @Mintbeef
      @Mintbeef Před 3 lety +64

      You should get comfortable with adblock then, punish bad marketing and design or it'll just get worse with time.

    • @Infinitynous-gg6vs
      @Infinitynous-gg6vs Před 3 lety +7

      how did you think it would look like it was 73 years ago but youtube was made like 15 years ago or something

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Mintbeef If you adblock then it'll get worse faster

    • @scoutbane1651
      @scoutbane1651 Před 3 lety +18

      get adblock and youtube vanced on your phone (completely free app that lets you watch ad free and listen to yt in the background)

  • @MisterMistopher
    @MisterMistopher Před 2 lety

    we only needed half of this video, but we got the full thing, and that makes me so happy.

  • @lesgrossman6332
    @lesgrossman6332 Před 3 lety +7

    The big ol’ can of pinto beans got me lol.

  • @CosmicDimensionsArt
    @CosmicDimensionsArt Před 3 lety +75

    Bee card is especially powerful when you consider Bea Arthur is included there.

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Před 3 lety

      Hey man your gonna like the skits I do. You should def check it out man😇

  • @kieranmckinney8286
    @kieranmckinney8286 Před 3 lety +117

    Penguinz0: "I'll take your entire stock"

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy Před 3 lety

      Hahah hey Kieran I'm trying to be like gus when I grow up. I even make skits like him. When you get the chance can you pleese watch them?🥰🥰

    • @chriswp5087
      @chriswp5087 Před 3 lety +7

      @@merpuffedy too desperate tone it down chief

    • @dethdust
      @dethdust Před 3 lety

      If I could double like this comment I would

    • @bonkchonkxb310
      @bonkchonkxb310 Před 3 lety

      Penguinz0 isn’t that good of a yugituber

    • @rowanc-jf4ct
      @rowanc-jf4ct Před 3 lety

      Bonk Conk lmao he just likes collecting cards youre thinking too hard about it

  • @BigPuddin
    @BigPuddin Před 2 lety +9

    Gus is somehow fantastically talented at portraying a 45 year old man with the brain of a 6 year old.

  • @fakelaminated5353
    @fakelaminated5353 Před 3 lety

    Thank you so much! Idk how but this just unlocked a new level of card mak8ng for this card game that im making.

  • @ellaphant-6885
    @ellaphant-6885 Před 3 lety +145

    Alternative title: My mother records our family dinner

  • @Bowfella
    @Bowfella Před 3 lety +442

    The uncontained laughter in these skits gives me life.

  • @asshole69
    @asshole69 Před 3 lety +8

    "what's the most poop you've ever seen?" - Gus johnson

  • @calebmorgan131
    @calebmorgan131 Před 2 lety +1

    One of the best videos ever made:) pure genius