Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Sports | Michael McIntyre

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    Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
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Komentáře • 433

  • @deplorabled1695
    @deplorabled1695 Před 5 lety +910

    His observation on cricket and tennis is spot on.

    • @ultraviolet6989
      @ultraviolet6989 Před 5 lety +21

      The ball boys especially😂😂

    • @abhishekkrishnan5463
      @abhishekkrishnan5463 Před 5 lety +22

      @@ultraviolet6989 The type of player he describes sounds like Nadal

    • @tjh_lfc8326
      @tjh_lfc8326 Před 4 lety +9

      Deplorable D only on test cricket, T20 cricket is more entertaining than most other sports

    • @dylanlovell8028
      @dylanlovell8028 Před 4 lety

      @Elementary Watson EXACTLY!!!!!!!

    • @kevingabi3553
      @kevingabi3553 Před 4 lety

      @Elementary Watson yes

  • @raulabc308
    @raulabc308 Před 4 lety +280

    His body movements are just the most hilarious medium of communicating a joke!! Truly adorable!!

  • @slinky1694
    @slinky1694 Před 2 lety +154

    As a gymnast his joke about working with diagonals is sooo accurate and funny

  • @2911moj
    @2911moj Před 5 lety +2763

    This guy's probs the only straight guy who can get away with acting this camp 😂

  • @shananalexander9789
    @shananalexander9789 Před 4 lety +624

    I’m from the States. How can you NOT love the British when you learn about Michael McIntyre?! Awesome. They are so lucky to have him. Amazing. I just wish they would share him for awhile. You can tell he loves his family. His wife and children. That’s rare anymore. Especially where I am from. God Bless the man and his family. God Bless his wife and children. 💖💖💖💖💖

    • @jackbutler354
      @jackbutler354 Před 4 lety +36

      No offence but Michael is all ours 😂😂

    • @god0fgames100
      @god0fgames100 Před 4 lety +2

      ok boomer

    • @freddie_0611
      @freddie_0611 Před 4 lety +3

      Micheal is ours

    • @necymamaril3735
      @necymamaril3735 Před 4 lety

      Shanan Alexander Michael McIntyre will be at the Radio City Music Hall, New York City on February 1, 2020.(Wikipedia.org).

    • @BeautifulyCool
      @BeautifulyCool Před 4 lety +2

      @@necymamaril3735 I wonder how thay went 🤔

  • @jair9474
    @jair9474 Před 3 lety +237

    All sport would benefit if McIntyre was an actual sports commentator 😆

    • @stianlarsen7771
      @stianlarsen7771 Před 2 lety

      He would have been killed first day by extremist sport fans tho.. they are animals

  • @ayeshhas5641
    @ayeshhas5641 Před 4 lety +399

    How is it that he takes the mundane everyday things and makes then hilarious.

  • @thomashardacre
    @thomashardacre Před 5 lety +2305

    I'm never gonna think about man United or man city the same again😂😂😂

  • @katelilyx7105
    @katelilyx7105 Před 3 lety +18

    ‘Tossing off a man behind you’ just so funny 😂 😂

  • @vincentvega4034
    @vincentvega4034 Před 3 lety +49

    No one gonna mention how accurate the ‘at the end of the day’ observation was.

  • @ycAuntieLala
    @ycAuntieLala Před 5 lety +264

    This guy has never been not funny so far as I have seen his clips. Loved it all.

  • @rzodang
    @rzodang Před 5 lety +184

    "Still not happy with the condition of the ball" lmao true. Also to Swing the ball isn't that easy mate haha 😂

  • @lyndonskei8388
    @lyndonskei8388 Před 4 lety +40

    The cricket bit at the end was perfection😂👌

  • @CarolineMilamPhotography
    @CarolineMilamPhotography Před 5 lety +710

    Laughed out loud for sure on the sports bit. STOP FAFFING. It's actually the reason I don't like sports.

    • @TCBumby
      @TCBumby Před 5 lety +11

      No - the only reason you don’t like sports is because you sucked at school and was bullied as the result of it, Caroline Milam.
      I experienced this first hand.

    • @_good_for.
      @_good_for. Před 5 lety +2

      U suck at it that's why

    • @jacob2808
      @jacob2808 Před 4 lety +34

      @@TCBumby People may not like sports for different reasons than you

    • @oxksie
      @oxksie Před 4 lety +9

      Love how you say you laughed at the sports bit, isn’t this all the sports bit??? 😂

    • @KHuntie
      @KHuntie Před 4 lety

      charles charlie Suck what?

  • @alexhart6070
    @alexhart6070 Před 2 lety +19

    He is the only man that makes me cry and laugh at the same time 💜

  • @maryherring4261
    @maryherring4261 Před 2 lety +14

    Love to hear Michael laugh at his own jokes.

  • @homemail9653
    @homemail9653 Před 5 lety +141

    2:33 looks like a graceful penguin .

    • @daisy6545
      @daisy6545 Před 4 lety +2

      A hula dancing penguin maybe ??

  • @craigfowler7098
    @craigfowler7098 Před 4 lety +117

    Rugby players sketch was best.
    This man should be knighted simply for being funny.
    He would find a great joke about that too

  • @georgiamills8192
    @georgiamills8192 Před 3 lety +26

    I died when he mentioned the faffing in cricket 😂 I play cricket and honestly the games are usually 5 hours long depending on what age level your playing it. It is really fun though

    • @tycosyco
      @tycosyco Před 3 lety +3

      It was hilarious lmao. I play 50 over games which takes like 8 hours and I'm a bowler who is a bit guilty of faffing. I love it though I'd play 5 day games is I could

  • @jcrailwayvideos6588
    @jcrailwayvideos6588 Před 5 lety +79

    0:31 - great dancing!

  • @tayefuzzaman9358
    @tayefuzzaman9358 Před 4 lety +13

    I’m a cricketer and I approve this message 👍

  • @viviennepopek
    @viviennepopek Před 5 lety +64

    He is absolutely adorable!
    💞😂💖😂💞

  • @ThatGuyInKansas
    @ThatGuyInKansas Před 3 lety +19

    I would love to see his take on American sports. As an American sports fan I think that would be hilarious. He is one of the funniest dudes I have ever seen.

    • @kingra2650
      @kingra2650 Před 2 lety +1

      Basketball would be a good one haha, or Ice Hockey

  • @nicoles_handle
    @nicoles_handle Před 5 lety +27

    nothing i love more than watching this guy dance

  • @avelteavelte6606
    @avelteavelte6606 Před 4 lety +25

    Everything happens at the end of the day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jase6709
      @jase6709 Před 4 lety +3

      I woke up... At the end of the day 🤣

  • @somehorse
    @somehorse Před 3 lety +28

    "Football is all action." Yeah, but the men's game is basically dives and free kicks every 5 seconds.

  • @chocolatcats
    @chocolatcats Před 2 lety +2

    NO MAN ALIVE is this funny...and that cute dancing stuff

  • @christinesharland8478
    @christinesharland8478 Před 5 lety +60

    Love Michael. He said fluffliest lol. Whatever he said it's funny regardless

  • @iamjustjudy
    @iamjustjudy Před 4 lety +14

    He is SO funny! Love him!

  • @elliottay5136
    @elliottay5136 Před 3 lety +6

    as a gymnast and tennis player, i love this.

  • @eL_K_Dee
    @eL_K_Dee Před 5 lety +280

    he really needs to watch some baseball for the ultimate 'faffing' (however you spell it lol)

    • @evillyn7895
      @evillyn7895 Před 5 lety +25

      Golf is definitely just faffing about.

    • @eL_K_Dee
      @eL_K_Dee Před 5 lety +6

      @@evillyn7895 dont you knock golf!!! it's the best thing to watch on a sunday morning whilst nursing a hangover loll

    • @hongkongbeat2164
      @hongkongbeat2164 Před 5 lety +3

      One of the funniest sports scenes in a movie is Naked Gun's baseball finale and Frank Dreben's umpire, but no faffing there! :-D

    • @eL_K_Dee
      @eL_K_Dee Před 5 lety +1

      @@hongkongbeat2164 bahahahahaha

    • @CartwAalbiel
      @CartwAalbiel Před 4 lety +5

      Nah mate, cricket is basically baseball but with *more* faffing. Which is why games can last for days.... No sport should last for days ffs...

  • @banjopiggottwright1802
    @banjopiggottwright1802 Před 4 lety +17

    As a massive Rugby and Cricket Fan I found his jokes so funny and clever

    • @shushantdubey9220
      @shushantdubey9220 Před 3 lety

      Why cricket is dying in England

    • @tycosyco
      @tycosyco Před 3 lety +2

      @@shushantdubey9220 It's not really. I've played cricket through the age groups and its been getting more popular from what I've seen. Hopefully when the hundred starts it'll bring in even more young fans but test matches are the elite.

    • @harisadu8998
      @harisadu8998 Před 3 lety

      South African?

  • @LiveInSydney
    @LiveInSydney Před 5 lety +14

    He’s just so funny! Loved seeing him live in Sydney a few months back!

  • @drummingspain207
    @drummingspain207 Před 5 lety +57

    For just a few seconds starting at 6:15 he breaks into an impression of Al Murray :)

  • @jamrockprincess
    @jamrockprincess Před 4 lety +6

    LMAO the description of cricket!! Lmao complete Accuracy!

  • @Trilingualeks
    @Trilingualeks Před 5 lety +31

    The next time my husband tells me to stop faffin' about as we're leaving the house, I'll show him this so he sees what real faffing is 😆

  • @jordanaustin7378
    @jordanaustin7378 Před 5 lety +261

    Ackle ackintyre

  • @Diojenes.
    @Diojenes. Před 3 lety +2

    the wanting to cut and put the flowers in water is 1000% accurate for me.

  • @fishie6468
    @fishie6468 Před 5 lety +31

    In Australia we have a thing called T20 big bash and what they do instead of wasting time the batsman have a time limit so the bowlers have to get the ball back immediately so the game is more fun for the watchers

    • @tjh_lfc8326
      @tjh_lfc8326 Před 4 lety +1

      Blake Giacomelli Yesh we have the T20 Blast here but most people here think cricket is just test matches

    • @ala0284
      @ala0284 Před 4 lety +6

      It’s still cricket. Us British invented cricket to see what eternity really felt like.

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 Před 3 lety +17

    Michael is SPOT ON with sports! It's so pointless lol 🤣🤣🤣 He's awesome 🙌🏽👍🏾
    Meanwhile athletes get paid millions but nurses, police, firefighters, etc.. get paid zilch to save lives and risk their own life. I still cannot believe there's volunteer firefighters, they should get paid sportsman wages! 🙌🏽

  • @johnburrows3385
    @johnburrows3385 Před 2 lety +4

    The best British male stand up .

  • @kimsteel366
    @kimsteel366 Před 4 lety +8

    Camp or not, dude's got moves... 😂😂😂

  • @DoubleDeckerAnton
    @DoubleDeckerAnton Před 4 lety +6

    Michael is such a natural at sport 😁

  • @nathanjoel4902
    @nathanjoel4902 Před 4 lety +5

    We in Brisbane, Australia got an extension on the faffing segment and we could not stop laughing!!!! In his top 3 segments for sure!

  • @cathy7861
    @cathy7861 Před 3 lety +6

    I have known many gay men in my life and not one of them has ever walked that way. My friends would get such a kick out of this skit. Michael McIntyre is absolutely brilliant. Would love to see him live one day or even live streaming. What a hoot!

  • @camronthompson1118
    @camronthompson1118 Před 4 lety +4

    Michael is my spirit animal 💕💕. He is awesome 👏

  • @aaronrichard1526
    @aaronrichard1526 Před 4 lety +8

    McIntyre is a genius

  • @ddtt3270
    @ddtt3270 Před 4 lety +5

    Best comedian in my heart

  • @Dough-jg8xp
    @Dough-jg8xp Před 5 lety +73

    I'll take the flowers

  • @Jaymac720
    @Jaymac720 Před 3 lety +4

    Comedians are a strange concept. We pay money to watch someone dance around a stage and say funny things in a funny way, and we can’t get enough of it

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The talk about faffing in cricket is absolutely true. I've just come back from a day at the Ashes and we lost SEVEN overs because of it.

  • @jackpot7898
    @jackpot7898 Před 3 lety +3

    RIP Snooker when he said tossing off a man behind you!

  • @iluvhopndballet
    @iluvhopndballet Před 5 lety +202

    As much as Nadal is my favourite tennis player, he is definitely one who is guilty of faffing about!

    • @juha1428
      @juha1428 Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah and the towel after every point is ridicilous.

    • @ameliabetts4451
      @ameliabetts4451 Před 5 lety +14

      I suspect he has a touch of OCD, it doesn’t really matter anyway, he’s a brilliant player nonetheless.

    • @bellabana
      @bellabana Před 4 lety +3

      Dragostea I can’t stand watching Nadal, the fact he’s gotten away with his time wasting & gamesmanship antics for years, plus all the twitching, him touching his shoulders, ears, nose & pulling at his underwear after EVERY point is exhausting to watch!

    • @JoostMehrtens
      @JoostMehrtens Před 4 lety +1

      @Blackporsche roadster And you don't like that because...?
      Why do you prefer it nicely tugged in?

    • @archiesutherland6127
      @archiesutherland6127 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bellabana, he doesn't waste time cause their is timer between points for everyone so it's fair

  • @epicspooder
    @epicspooder Před 5 lety +9

    Batter: “No, I don’t think I will”

  • @abigailwyles
    @abigailwyles Před 5 lety +35

    Anyone else notice he wears the same black suit with a pink shirt like 3 times. 😂

  • @gloriapaddock4618
    @gloriapaddock4618 Před 5 lety +4

    So funny. Love this comedian.😂😂🥰🥰

  • @MystiqueHorizon
    @MystiqueHorizon Před 5 lety +5

    I'd never seen the "faffing?" Ones before,,, 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @meandmymomfun4202
    @meandmymomfun4202 Před 5 lety +6

    OMG! Please Please Please! Come to Interlochen, MI to there theater. It would be packed but come in our summer. I will be there for sure#

  • @kam8165
    @kam8165 Před 5 lety +2

    O Michael. You just the absolute best.

  • @kathrynp8080
    @kathrynp8080 Před 5 lety +6

    I love a good cricket faffing. Can keep me occupied for hours 😂😂😂.

  • @Spencer-ty4sl
    @Spencer-ty4sl Před 4 lety +26

    i’ll never see man city and man united the same ever again HAHAHAH

  • @TheSilentsniper1973
    @TheSilentsniper1973 Před 2 měsíci +1

    My wife just kicked me out of bed because i was shaking the whole bed from laughing.... man he's so fucking hilarious

  • @saifchowdhury3581
    @saifchowdhury3581 Před 4 lety +3

    Too good!

  • @jeanlindner9817
    @jeanlindner9817 Před 4 lety +3

    I only snort while laughing if something is really funny, and I tend to snort quite a lot while watching Michael.

  • @jamesboldcomedy6914
    @jamesboldcomedy6914 Před 5 lety +9

    Amazing stuff! Michael Mcintyre inspired me to get into comedy....

  • @kristinebellamy5249
    @kristinebellamy5249 Před 4 lety +3

    Awh WHY did you cut away middle of the rugby joke? Michael acting like the dramatic football referee is the best thing ever!

  • @legacyoflore1597
    @legacyoflore1597 Před 4 lety +5

    @0:22 and when Man City plays against Man United, you can have some of that man on man action.

  • @Alice_Walker
    @Alice_Walker Před 3 lety +2

    😂 😂 😂 😂 Love this guy! 💜

  • @boyandcatmum
    @boyandcatmum Před 5 měsíci +1

    Omg this man is so accurate and so very funny 😂😂😂

  • @barry1369
    @barry1369 Před 5 lety +11

    He is a comedic genius

  • @fhd588
    @fhd588 Před 3 lety +1

    Absolute gold

  • @abbyrose8978
    @abbyrose8978 Před 4 lety +1

    Haha love this 😂

  • @carolilseanne2175
    @carolilseanne2175 Před 4 lety +1

    Love him.

  • @louisthebee
    @louisthebee Před 4 lety +2

    This man is legendary

  • @Mad-RCandHOBBY
    @Mad-RCandHOBBY Před 4 lety +1

    lol the dance moves 😂

  • @michellem3050
    @michellem3050 Před 3 lety +2

    Ha! I love the 'stop faffing!' This is my feeling about American football. Hockey is like he describes football - hardly any faffing.

  • @vickymcculloch1236
    @vickymcculloch1236 Před 3 lety

    Michael we love u. From South Africa.

  • @wolfgangscorpio4125
    @wolfgangscorpio4125 Před 4 lety +1

    Good one, Mike! I just realize I need to watch more cricket.

  • @ryanvojtko-proctor8594
    @ryanvojtko-proctor8594 Před 4 lety +1

    The cricket one got me ahahahahahaha

  • @roofpizza1250
    @roofpizza1250 Před 5 lety +10

    Only in The UK can you get away with dissing the opposing team without repercussions. Not like they separate the fans due to riots, attacks, bottleings etc.

  • @bagofchicken
    @bagofchicken Před 3 lety +1

    Dancing skills set to maximum!

  • @katiedid1851
    @katiedid1851 Před 3 lety

    Awww he is wonderful

  • @NikkiSalazar.
    @NikkiSalazar. Před 3 lety +1

    There was definitely a moment when I thought really? You can do it Michael. Somersaults, back handspring then triple twist & pike!

  • @ahmadalami9640
    @ahmadalami9640 Před 5 lety +5

    Hahaha I this guy is a classic!

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort Před 3 lety +1

    0:30
    I enjoy those moves tremendously.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 Před 4 lety +2

    "hurry up they're dying" 😂

  • @DmitryAstapkovich
    @DmitryAstapkovich Před 4 lety

    Laughing with tears =)

  • @JustMitchPool
    @JustMitchPool Před 5 lety +1

    He has got a very good cue action.

  • @laurakinsella6404
    @laurakinsella6404 Před 3 lety +1

    i love when he shakes his hair

  • @joashlaw4999
    @joashlaw4999 Před 4 lety +3

    Has he watched F1? It’s the best. No faffing once the lights go out hahahahah

  • @mybacklund4980
    @mybacklund4980 Před 5 lety

    1.02 Adam Thomas aka Adam Barton in Emmerdale :D and Lucy Dixon aka Tilly Evans in Hollyoaks :D

  • @hulksmash8942
    @hulksmash8942 Před 5 lety +203

    Arsenal would have fit well in the gay football joke...😅

    • @pet5659
      @pet5659 Před 4 lety +10

      Lol arse n all

    • @doublesalopetoimcre
      @doublesalopetoimcre Před 4 lety +1

      well its a shame he only mentioned 2 clubs. if only he mentioned at least 4 arsenal would be there.

    • @hairyfishcakes
      @hairyfishcakes Před 3 lety +1

      Are you referring to arteta or that shirt Lifter ozil

  • @neisham7478
    @neisham7478 Před 5 lety +59

    michael you are such an adorably cute damcer

  • @p_sher12
    @p_sher12 Před 3 lety

    l will watch the 1st min of this video over & over again hrs on end

  • @carlosturcios1315
    @carlosturcios1315 Před 4 lety +5

    Holy shit he nailed tennis and cricket down to a T 🤣

  • @miakiff7257
    @miakiff7257 Před 4 lety +1

    That guy is awesome

  • @darklittlepeople
    @darklittlepeople Před 3 lety +1

    those rugby players nearly killed me ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nightsgrow6575
    @nightsgrow6575 Před 5 lety +104

    Michael obviously doesn’t watch Italian football teams play. So much faffing. Or is it spelled “falling”?

  • @nilaoreb
    @nilaoreb Před 4 lety +3

    Soo funny 👌🏽👌🏽😂😂😂

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 Před 3 lety

    Brilliant