Dave has gotten pretty good going solo on these videos! Almost better than joe tbh. Im coming up on 3 years next month since ive been out! Just gotta stay sober and enjoy life!
Arkansas Outlaw pre-pubescent teen keyboard coward. WOW i didn't use expletives I'm impressed with myself, if you struggle to understand some of the words with more than 2 syllables its OK, google their meaning.
I know the struggle man but it's worth it. people think just because you had a problem you can't quit it's kinda fucked up people lie and say they're ready to stop and they're not it makes the rest of us look bad andreally if you want it and mean it quitting is completely possible you a fucking dumb ass if you are honestly questioning the power of the human mind I got out in May and love the time with my kids I'm not out grinding for money all the time and the kids love it too I got my job back and putting my life back together it's not easy but I want more out of life it's completely Worth all the hard work I'm having fun with it to see how much farther can I get myself beyond where I was it hasn't really taken me long to get where I am I'm happy but I'm not satisfied fuck drugs it was fun yeah but it's not worth all the loss you will inevitably happen
You guys are hilarious. I recently found your channel. My wife & I have been watching all the videos. This is great what y'all are doing. Very informative as well as funny. Keep it up guys!
I got seen talking to IA in jail, (about getting whooped by the popo) inmate from my 30 man cell saw it. When I went back to cell about 20 black dudes got in my face (im white) and questioned me. LUCKILY!!!! Through the transport process I met a black guy and we shared stories, he was also in that same cell, and apparently was buddies with everybody in the jail. He proceeded to tell them what happend to me, and instantly they went from wanting to kick my ass to offering me snacks and blankets.
I know this video is 2 years old. But I hope Dave is doing good. I'm a newbie trying to binge watching these videos. Love you Joe and his gang. Best of luck!!!!!!
Yall keep it up man shout out to joe and Cody hey dave keep up the good work on keeping clean its a struggle i know yall are what keep me sober thanks for all yall do bro
I miss you man...... I know your doing what's best for you and your family but I would be lying if I said I didn't miss seeing you on APS. Take care of yourself brother!!! We are proud of you nomatter what!
Learn by observation or...blunt force trauma!! Okay, I would definitely choose the first option if possible!!! Good lesson Dave, take it easy guys. APS 4 LIFE!!! PEACE!!!
Good video Dave and editors ;D Truly is really entertaining and enlightening to listen to you guys talk about stuff, you keep it really interesting, like these 14 minutes just flew by
1 MILLION SUBS!! Been rocking since the beginning amazing how this channel has grown. Joe congrats my guy you deserve this 🙏 Next Up 2 Million Boys #APSARMY4LIFE
as a christian if you think someone is hurting and needs you to talk to them, you should do that, but you can feel in your spirit weather you should or not.
When you throw jelly packets down the walk so the guards shoes squeak to let u no there coming..haha...they took the jelly from us and everyone wanted to kick my ass
AT the beginning of the video when you put the hat against your chest, I thought you going to say.."Say Goodbye to your Junies Cake if you're going to Prison for the first time"! LOL
my old man instilled this in my head, 'keep your eyes and your ears open and your mouth shut' guy was constantly in and out so it makes sense why thats all he ever had to say to me
Dave, I'm a titans fan. Ive lived this struggle forever. Since season 2 as a team, no sb rings. They lost that sb lol. However I'm not a person to jump ship. Been a fan since day one. So I'll be rewarded at some point. Was a Washington capitals fan and that finally happened so we can all have hope!
the fresh air smell after being locked up is crazy... people will never get that who havent been.. i couldnt use body spray because my senses were so hightened
I would not be surprised that the real reason why people don`t want to go to prison and decide to follow the rules is not because you are there for a long time, but more because you don't want to get killed or come out as a wide receiver from the showers.
There are TWO RULES OF THUMB TO LIVE BY WHILE PASSING GAS IN A SHARED cell: 1. (This is VERY IMPORTANT). Fart DIRECTLY in your cellie's face/personal space.Real talk.OR, 2. You walk yourself over to the cell bars, or, walk yourself over to the cell door and blow wind toward the crack of said door, or between said prison bars.
Interesting, I always wondered about farting in prison. I assumed being surrounded by a bunch of dudes, that it would pretty much have gone the same route as it did when I was in tech school to be a mechanic. If you farted loud and proud in class, you became a hero of sorts, gained notoriety and people looked up to you, especially if you lit your farts on fire during a movie or something. I guess prison and auto shops are not the same type of environment, and here I thought they were....that’s disappointing. One more reason not to go to prison I guess.
Something O.G. Badger said on Big Hurc's (Sic?) show was this: "If you talk about it, you're part of it". From, FreshOut/Prison Talk. Makes sense. A quality lesson.
Just got out of a 10 year sentence for drug charges and a shit of possession on a stolen vehicles on motorcycles still trying to get used to the new world with smart technology
I JUST DID 14 MO AND THIS IS ALL TRUE EVEN IN COUNTY,YOU GOTTA BE ON POINT AND READ PPL 24/7,LIVING WIT A SHITLOAD OF DUDES SHARING SPACE FOR MONTHS AT A TIME IS HARD
Daves got me on NFL.com watching the giant/cowboy highlights & reading game stats. I'm not even a fan, but i like underdogs. Houstons up next. I'm rootin for NY, for Daves sake. Oh yeah, thanx for Cousins' redskin fan below.
Thanks for talking about farts while I was eating cereal...Finally Dave did a non-boring video...BTW the abused are colonized for life...they are not letting us out anymore...
I’m MTF transsexual. I’ve never been to jail or prison. However if that was to happen, I’d be locked in an all male prison, even thought I don’t look/sound/act male at all... What would happen to people like me? Thank you for the informative vids btw. If you could make a video about people like me or LGBT 🏳️🌈 people in general and what happens to us there - I think it would be really cool and helpful to some.
It all depends if u are post op depeon the state they send u to a female prison pre op a male prison n for sure they are gonna notice u but depending on were u are it cud be no biggie or a huge deal depending on how you are and how they act
They would try to turn you out repeatedly. Though I think you would be alright because some would defend you for the right price, or because they would look down on people trying to act tough by fucking with you. Your best option would be to stick to yourself for the most part, but don't act scared about it.
I was locked up for 4 months, was so damn boring. Literally fought every day to pass the time (by choice only with people who wanted to by choice not out of anger or anything) won half lost half but damn it was fun and passed the time at least' Easiest way to make your time smooth is as soon as you get in there find the shot caller of your race and get the run down of the rules and follow them. Easy.
We dem boyz lol! I know everyone hates them cowboys but me!! Keep it head up brotha still got all season! Great video as always! Love the advice for first timers!
They should play this to people in the back of police cars on way to booking 😂
Right😆🤣🤣🤣
Lol
🤣
Scary lol
Hell yeah 😂😂
Hahaha! “You either learn by observation or blunt force trauma”
Resolute Support I just saw this 😂😂
True
Friggin great man!😂
facts 😂
Dave has gotten pretty good going solo on these videos! Almost better than joe tbh. Im coming up on 3 years next month since ive been out! Just gotta stay sober and enjoy life!
Dude when I first got to see him, didn't really like him. He has grown on me so much, love ya Dave!
Stay sober and you’ll be alright man I’ll keep you in my prayers you got this
Arkansas Outlaw you're an ass
Arkansas Outlaw pre-pubescent teen keyboard coward. WOW i didn't use expletives I'm impressed with myself, if you struggle to understand some of the words with more than 2 syllables its OK, google their meaning.
I know the struggle man but it's worth it. people think just because you had a problem you can't quit it's kinda fucked up people lie and say they're ready to stop and they're not it makes the rest of us look bad andreally if you want it and mean it quitting is completely possible you a fucking dumb ass if you are honestly questioning the power of the human mind I got out in May and love the time with my kids I'm not out grinding for money all the time and the kids love it too I got my job back and putting my life back together it's not easy but I want more out of life it's completely Worth all the hard work I'm having fun with it to see how much farther can I get myself beyond where I was it hasn't really taken me long to get where I am I'm happy but I'm not satisfied fuck drugs it was fun yeah but it's not worth all the loss you will inevitably happen
Dave get your blood pressure checked you’re freakin purple
Leahbelle Ross I’m a odontologist he is fine
What's your gram???
@@PointPeanut definitely
Naw that's called blurple.
@@PointPeanut
He doesn't care. His motto is, "A mouth's a mouth!"
The best thing to learn is dont break the law so that you end up in prison, be responsible.
Philippines/Oz Fun With JLB or get falsely accused.
just karma, there is still something back there...
Philippines/Oz Fun With JLB Nah
you always reap what you sow... crims justify their bad behavior and therefore dont see the bad stuff they do as bad
boi, you know damn well you be breaking the law just like all of us, even the small things count lmao, so sit down and lets stop being hypocritical
Easy to tell when Joe just aint feelin it. He says dave go make some noise.
You guys are hilarious. I recently found your channel. My wife & I have been watching all the videos. This is great what y'all are doing. Very informative as well as funny. Keep it up guys!
"King Dingaling", that sounds like a male pornstar from the 70s
1990s kids used the word dingaling
I would not fart in a hat. I will not fart on a rat. I could not fart in a shoe. It wouldn’t be nice to do. Dave done doing a tribute to Dr Seuss.
Love it! Well said
Wig splitting crew checking in... Wait this isn't the right channel ...
Hahaha! Just came from Badger's channel.
@@EverythingN.Nothing badger is quickly becoming one of my favorites
Just came from Badger channel too lol..
yes it is...
Dunno what a badger is but Wig splitting is Big Herc's thing, Life after the Pen. Great channel
Omg dave is a comedian LAMO😂
I got seen talking to IA in jail, (about getting whooped by the popo) inmate from my 30 man cell saw it. When I went back to cell about 20 black dudes got in my face (im white) and questioned me.
LUCKILY!!!! Through the transport process I met a black guy and we shared stories, he was also in that same cell, and apparently was buddies with everybody in the jail. He proceeded to tell them what happend to me, and instantly they went from wanting to kick my ass to offering me snacks and blankets.
Seeing Dave in Mourning, I thought it was RIP to his Junies
"Dont drop your gun when you rob a bank" 🤣🤣 life advice
Dave my boy love your videos man dunno love Joe too but just something you bring to the aps table I just really enjoy keep up the good work
I know this video is 2 years old. But I hope Dave is doing good. I'm a newbie trying to binge watching these videos. Love you Joe and his gang. Best of luck!!!!!!
He dead ☠️
Yall keep it up man shout out to joe and Cody hey dave keep up the good work on keeping clean its a struggle i know yall are what keep me sober thanks for all yall do bro
Hockey season is just starting. Ask any Canadian.
I miss you man...... I know your doing what's best for you and your family but I would be lying if I said I didn't miss seeing you on APS. Take care of yourself brother!!! We are proud of you nomatter what!
I was locked up during the NY Giants n NE Patriots Super Bowl, the place was going crazy that night
Dave is the shit he always gets me laughing
In this different world (gets a ad 😂)
King Digaling crew checking in! Dave sent me!
"Go fart somewhere else" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Learn by observation or...blunt force trauma!! Okay, I would definitely choose the first option if possible!!! Good lesson Dave, take it easy guys. APS 4 LIFE!!! PEACE!!!
It must still be tough being a Giant’s fan 😂
Omg, I’m fricking dying of laughter over here! Worse part, I know what you’re talking about man.
Good video Dave and editors ;D Truly is really entertaining and enlightening to listen to you guys talk about stuff, you keep it really interesting, like these 14 minutes just flew by
lmao @ Dave's little dog bark
This fool said blunt force trauma😂🤣💀. I'm sleep
1 MILLION SUBS!! Been rocking since the beginning amazing how this channel has grown. Joe congrats my guy you deserve this 🙏 Next Up 2 Million Boys #APSARMY4LIFE
Doubt it, it sounds good tho.
I've been here since the tattoo gun
You have not been rocking since the beginning
@@princelorian Yes I have 2 years found this channel had 2 videos uploaded so technically I have dipshit
My favorite non political channel on CZcams. Thank you for your soul into your work it truly shows!
as a christian if you think someone is hurting and needs you to talk to them, you should do that, but you can feel in your spirit weather you should or not.
I gon lern something today.
Bruh he said "oh god i...i think i..."😂😂😂😂😂"nah its just sweaty"😂😂😂😂😂
When you throw jelly packets down the walk so the guards shoes squeak to let u no there coming..haha...they took the jelly from us and everyone wanted to kick my ass
Never drop Marmite in prison showers.
Marjorie JonesThreeKidsInCounting no one wants to trade subs with you earn the fuck boy
@phillip martin UK
Never buy marmite. Then it can’t be dropped in the shower. If you have to buy it, dropping it in the trash is the easiest solution.
AT the beginning of the video when you put the hat against your chest, I thought you going to say.."Say Goodbye to your Junies Cake if you're going to Prison for the first time"! LOL
yeah some one once said some people just need "a whole lot a leave alone"
my old man instilled this in my head, 'keep your eyes and your ears open and your mouth shut'
guy was constantly in and out so it makes sense why thats all he ever had to say to me
Thanks for sharing. Appreciate wisdom
Dave. I seriously can’t wait for your videos. Your style of humor is fantastic. Please do more topics. You are a very funny man. Keep them coming!!
Wayyyy 2 go Dave! Go GIANTS! Joe got me subscribing and YOU are doing this channel justice, keep up the good work.
~J.
Dave, you make me laugh so much. Forget the people who complain about you.
Dave, I'm a titans fan. Ive lived this struggle forever. Since season 2 as a team, no sb rings. They lost that sb lol. However I'm not a person to jump ship. Been a fan since day one. So I'll be rewarded at some point. Was a Washington capitals fan and that finally happened so we can all have hope!
Dave, your hitting your stride!! Great job Dave..
No Way is he a punk
Always good to hear from Dave. The whole crew is awesome and the content is always great.
Dude this is the 1st APS ive seen with this guy and he is soo dang funny.
the fresh air smell after being locked up is crazy... people will never get that who havent been.. i couldnt use body spray because my senses were so hightened
I like the way you and Joe tell stories, very entertaining
lmaoooo thought it was serious and then you said Giants... lmgdao so good
Your giants hat is ...
(can’t think of a corny joke)
The biggest thing on his mind today is his big hat👊😂
It's tiney
The chair makes it look like a hat with the fabric draped around like in the dessert
Dave with due respect , u need to be called Crazy Dave best Bit ever
I would not be surprised that the real reason why people don`t want to go to prison and decide to follow the rules is not because you are there for a long time, but more because you don't want to get killed or come out as a wide receiver from the showers.
GOD DAMN DAVE. You flood my basement
Great video Dave keep it up bro!
#APSARMY #APS4LYFE
Yo Dave the GIANTS have been my team for 30 years bro anyhow love the video dude love your story telling as well
APS ARMY FOR LIFE...
!!!!!!!BIG BLUE WRECKING CREW!!!!!!!
Snot Box Rocked
*”get your snot box rocked”* - Gay Dave
Nothin worse than inmate farts. They all smell EXACTLY the same too. They got us all on the same diet, lol.
"RESPECT ME OR EXPECT ME "
~♤ OG RICKEY ♤~ 2018
No more carefree hours. No more doing what you want, when you want. No more peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
We need more solo Dave videos
Its great to see Dave share his experience like joe did
There are TWO RULES OF THUMB TO LIVE BY WHILE PASSING GAS IN A SHARED cell:
1. (This is VERY IMPORTANT). Fart DIRECTLY in your cellie's face/personal space.Real talk.OR,
2. You walk yourself over to the cell bars, or, walk yourself over to the cell door and blow wind toward the crack of said door, or between said prison bars.
Dude rocking a g shock? Lmfao
Interesting, I always wondered about farting in prison. I assumed being surrounded by a bunch of dudes, that it would pretty much have gone the same route as it did when I was in tech school to be a mechanic. If you farted loud and proud in class, you became a hero of sorts, gained notoriety and people looked up to you, especially if you lit your farts on fire during a movie or something. I guess prison and auto shops are not the same type of environment, and here I thought they were....that’s disappointing. One more reason not to go to prison I guess.
Feel for ya Dave I've been lions fan all my life, every Sunday sucks but I still watch lmao
Dave for King
Something O.G. Badger said on Big Hurc's (Sic?) show was this:
"If you talk about it, you're part of it".
From, FreshOut/Prison Talk.
Makes sense. A quality lesson.
Nice JRoc there at the end
Thank you
Just got out of a 10 year sentence for drug charges and a shit of possession on a stolen vehicles on motorcycles still trying to get used to the new world with smart technology
the only label i got in county was that everyone called me "eat em up" cuz id go back and take stuff off peoples tray that they didnt want.
I JUST DID 14 MO AND THIS IS ALL TRUE EVEN IN COUNTY,YOU GOTTA BE ON POINT AND READ PPL 24/7,LIVING WIT A SHITLOAD OF DUDES SHARING SPACE FOR MONTHS AT A TIME IS HARD
Dude Dave is killer with this shit.
Daves got me on NFL.com watching the giant/cowboy highlights & reading game stats. I'm not even a fan, but i like underdogs. Houstons up next. I'm rootin for NY, for Daves sake. Oh yeah, thanx for Cousins' redskin fan below.
What do you do if a cellmate snores?
The term is lover's quarrel
Dammit, Dave! I deadass looked for that link! Anyway, great job as always! #GotItBadForGayDave
What's up Dave and APS Army?
How bout dem Cowboys Dave?! 😂
My boss is a Giants fan and I'm a Cowgirls fan... We've have a blast with it! 😜
This guys funny as hell. Kind you could have a beer with and not want to kick his chair out from underneath him. Good stuff.
Just out of curiosity, what were you smoking prior to this video? Must be some really damn good shit!
What should do if they try take your food. Fight or give them something to keep from being beat constantly.
Thanks for talking about farts while I was eating cereal...Finally Dave did a non-boring video...BTW the abused are colonized for life...they are not letting us out anymore...
Jail has the dumbest fucking rules. Imagine getting locked in a cell at 5-6pm, and having to shit, but can't until 6am.
I’m MTF transsexual. I’ve never been to jail or prison. However if that was to happen, I’d be locked in an all male prison, even thought I don’t look/sound/act male at all... What would happen to people like me? Thank you for the informative vids btw.
If you could make a video about people like me or LGBT 🏳️🌈 people in general and what happens to us there - I think it would be really cool and helpful to some.
@@victorpena3129 Long dick style
It all depends if u are post op depeon the state they send u to a female prison pre op a male prison n for sure they are gonna notice u but depending on were u are it cud be no biggie or a huge deal depending on how you are and how they act
They would try to turn you out repeatedly. Though I think you would be alright because some would defend you for the right price, or because they would look down on people trying to act tough by fucking with you. Your best option would be to stick to yourself for the most part, but don't act scared about it.
@Satan Dark Destroyer lmfao
If I was post Op they wouldn’t put me in a male prison
I was locked up for 4 months, was so damn boring. Literally fought every day to pass the time (by choice only with people who wanted to by choice not out of anger or anything) won half lost half but damn it was fun and passed the time at least' Easiest way to make your time smooth is as soon as you get in there find the shot caller of your race and get the run down of the rules and follow them. Easy.
Not everyone is a follower
Lol you have no idea how prison works...
No I have never seen an Indian shot caller actually lol, im sure there are some though!
I can listen to Dave's rhymes all day
"King dingaling" 😂😂😂😂 holy shit
We dem boyz lol! I know everyone hates them cowboys but me!! Keep it head up brotha still got all season! Great video as always! Love the advice for first timers!
Real talk, Dave. Good video. Y’all have a good weekend. #APS4Life
U goin to learn today lol 😂 and great job with the video Dave
so how do u learn to read people?
RIP Dave
why tf i am i watching this lmao
Sorry dave in England we call it "banter" aka having a laugh 😃
Dave’s best video yet
I like Dave in the hot seat. He don't get interrupted. Not say no names. 😀