Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA) - COMPLETE Season 1 - TeamFourStar (TFS)
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- TeamFourStar (TFS) presents the complete season 1 of Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA).
0:00 - Episode 1
7:32 - Episode 2
14:44 - Episode 3
22:01 - Episode 4
29:50 - Episode 5
35:51 - Episode 6
43:42 - Episode 7
53:38 - Episode 8
1:05:23 - Episode 9
1:14:37 - Episode 10
Final Fantasy VII (FF7) came out in 1997 on the Sony Playstation and has since been a main stay to the series for fans all over the world. Join Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Barret & Red XIII in this new TFS abridged series!
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Cast:
Guard - James “EpicGameMusic” Ronald
Jessie - Jesse “Nowacking” Nowack
Wedge - Chris Zito
Barret/Soldier 2/Giuseppe - Anthony “Antfish” Sardinha
Cloud - Justin Briner
Soldiers - David “ShockDingo” Dixon
Zack - Natewantstobattle
Shinra Security PA - Monty Glu
Tifa - Sarah Ann Williams
Marlene - Corrine “Megami33” Sudberg
News Anchor - Lyle McDouchebag
Subway Passenger - Zach Holzman
Bar customer - Brett Weaver
President Shinra - Graham Stark
Aerith - Kirda Buckland
Reno/Red XIII/Squaticles/Giuseppe’s’ son - Curtis “Takahata101” Arnott
Solider 1 - ShingamiEater
Elmyra - Sandra “DustyOldRoses” Espinoza
Doorguy - PurpleeyesWTF
Drug store owner - Tyson Rinehart
Bropollo - Chris “GeneralIvan” Guerrero
Wrestler 1 - Edward Bosco
Receptionist - YamatoSFX
Don Ornio - Tomamoto
Reeve - Nick “Lanipator” Landis
Heidegger - Ty “Armerk” Konzak
Tseng - Scott “KaiserNeko” Frerichs
Stabby - Lawrence “MasakoX” Simpson
Ifalna (Aerith’s mom) - Jessica Calvello
Secretary - Monic Franco
Scarlett - Amber Laa “ShudoRanmaru” Connors
Palmer - Ben “HBI2K” Creighton
Hojo - Edwyn “Omahdon” Tiong
Assistant - DasBoSchitt
Rude - Marc Swint
Sephiroth - Mike “Ovarku” Varker
Rufus Shinra/Wrestler 2 - Xander Mobus
Pilot - Mackenzie “Hayabusa449” Murdock
Jim - Brett Weaver
Written/Produced/Directed - Takahata101 & Antfish
Editor and Motion Graphics Artist - Lawrence “MasakoX” Simpson
Music Production - Cliff “AinTunez” Weinstein
Intro Music - TheLivingTombstone
Character Art - Stephan Krosecz
Thumbnail Designer - Shane “Rerez” Luis
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I just realized that, in canon, Shinra Prez dropped a section of the city on top of another section of the city to kill, like, six people. AND HE MISSED THREE OF THEM!!!
actually he killed three of them BEFORE he drop a section of the city on top of another section of the city so in theory if he kept throwing troops at it he would have killed them all
I always read it more as him proving to the public that Avalanche are evil terrorists by committing an atrocity and blaming it on them. And of course a message to other would be opposition, that he wont hesitate to use drastic measures.
DCP So what your saying is he missed EVERYONE, with a section of a city. There’s storm trooper aim and then there’s that!
@@samualwatkins well Barret, Tifa and Cloud get away but, Biggs, Wedge and Jessie all died fighting to defend the tower if Shinra kept sending troops in in theory they could have killed all of them
DCP You missed onr very important detail: Barrett, Cloud, and Tifa have plot armor, the most powerful of all deus ex machina.
"I'm no son of a bitch, I'm an heir to a bastard" best line ever
When was that
@@efoe_f.o.e shortly before the fight with Rufua
Verbal poetry
Xander Mobus knows how to deliver an best line
The best bastard you’ve ever seen
Rufus: "I loved my father as much he loved this city and all its inhabitants."
He wasn't lying.
I DIDNT NOTICE THAT
I caught that too. Really great way of playing things for the media.
Lol
No his dad didn't love the city and he doesn't love his dad
@@saintlugia that's the joke
Tifa : "You look like the oasis to some very, VERY thirsty travelers..."
When i see his remake, i completely understand why.
Cloud: "That metaphor makes me uncomfortable" 😰
@@MandaIore738 Me too buddy😨
Well I'd like to think I'm a traveler, and I AM feeling mighty thirsty...
In Remake, three girls were after him.
@@paperluigi6132 all the girls thirst for cloud lol Tifa, jessie, and aerith asked him about his relationship status they wanna know if he's single jaja
"-But on the other hand...
-You have a gun.
-ON THE OTHER HAND"
FF7R Tifa: “Cloud you’re my best friend”
TFS Tifa: “SHOULDER DEEP CLOUD!!!!”
Tifa: "I'll go where ever Cloud goes because he feels safest when he's next to me."
Earlier:
Tifa: "SHOULDER DEEP CLOUD!"
Those of use who are Italian men (and probably many others) can appreciate a woman who is willing to threaten us with violence because she cares.
@@Fallen_2003 At least now we know that whole barrier of tomboy bro is just Tifa hiding the fact that she's actually in love with Cloud from everyone. She literally has "girl who hits you, likes you" syndrome and honestly I think that's pretty fucking cute.
>girl who beat the shit out of Sephiroth's Remnant of Strength
>"I think it's cute she hits people she likes"
What the fuck is wrong with people?
@@Veladus Yeah I'm not gonna lie to you, a lot of people are fucked up by the whole "if she hits you she likes you" because some women don't know how to express their emotions due to broken homes. It's actually pretty simple; parents are at fault and parents are at fault some more giving kid shitty advice to deal with people.
Cloud: *snaps* "You wanna say that again... tifa?"
Barret: "Uh-oh"
Ah yes, Cloud Strife's strongest Limit Break: *Emotional Outburst.*
_Far_ more powerful than Omnislash.
@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427Does fire-based piercing damage and is unaffected by resistance levels?
Favorite moment in this entire season.
*Aerith heals robot*
"WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SWEET FLOWER GIRL?!?!"
"It looked hurt..."
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Wasn't that an actual strategy in the main game? or am I thinking of another Final Fantasy?
Ghost Train in Final Fantasy 6, Phoenix Down insta kills it.
The boss at the end of the GI cave is also hurt from healing, 1-shotted by phoenix down.
....now I wonder what'll happen if they decide Aerith goes into the cave with cloud and Red XIII...
FF3 zombies are hurt more by cure.
Roy Garcia Wasn't there also a zombie boss in ffVIII? That zombie president dude on the train right?
the fact Aerith healed the robot then later shows she possibly isn't as naive as she lets on means she possibly did that just to mess with Barret and I find that humorous
Mah maaaaaagh
Laughter has ceased
I think it was payback for how he treated cloud aerith is very possessive of cloud
I healed the robot, hoping Barret would yell at Aerith.
P
@@lololollololol2894 technically possessive of zack and seemed on some level to know that he and Zack or was it Zach idfk. Anyway blah Blah blah introspection blah blah blah deep
I missed it the first time I watched, but "Wedge, you potato named asshole, you shot the pinball machine!" is such a great line..
I always thought he said potato headed
@@RickachuCXVIit’s potato legged*
“Why does cloud sound like deku?”
* check description *
“cloud is voice byyyy. . . Justin Briner? Deku? Oh my god cloud is voiced by deku”
Thank you! I thought I was going crazy
Now I'm just imagining someone meeting him at a Boku no hero panel and calling him thunderhead. I want to see that confusion from the fandom
Correction: Deku is voiced by Cloud.
@@jasonschutter1811 that actually sounds pretty funny.
Nah Briner did Cloud well before Deku. Hell I think he did the announcements for FighterZ before doing Deku
1:18:33
Cloud: who the f--- killed him?
Tifa: I'm gonna guess whoever used SEPHIROTH'S SWORD.
Chorus: *SEPHIROTH*
I am the 69th like
Great xD
Oh _shit_
cloud and palz: nope, still got no clue.
They shoulda did that whenever someone said his name.
"Curse you, twelve-year-old Cloud! You know damn well you weren't looking at her eyes!"
15:03
I wasn't staring at her legs either.
I can never get over Kirito's voice inviting them down to the sex dungeon 😂😂
Same, I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cloud’s reaction kills me too😂
Brought to you by the Kirito is always right foundation
Yeah no it was a shock
Meh. I was more shocked when Linkara was giving them Chocobo breeding advice.
Cloud- ”guys”
Tifa- ”what?!”
Cloud- ”the door is locked”
Tifa- ”crying”
Barett- ”SCREAM OF SUFFERING”
Funny as fuck 😂😂😂
Then:
Cloud: Who would've thought lightning could kill a robot.
Barret: Anyone, anyone would think to do that.
Now:
Cloud: Didn't I tell you to use lightning?
Barret: I thought you were full of shit.
I choose to believe they watched this as inspiration for the remake~
Scar
LOL
The "...all I have for sale now are drugs" guy definitely made it in. And Squaticles.
W H E E Z E
"I love my father as much as he loved this city and all of his inhabitants". Rufus Shinra
That is so fucking accurate!
Indeed. He's so slick. The VA really outdid himself. He plays the sly southern gentleman vibe to a T and always has the right response to an insult. He's the heir to a bastard after all!
So perfectly doublespoken that only people who really know Rufus would get it.
Thought it was Ryan Haywood from roosterteeth at first
Ironically, President Shinra did love his boy. At one point, he did love his second boy, but he died. Not sure on his third boy, though...
The I love the city joke is like when politicians or Hollywood celebrities try to influence society
“I love my country” as they take your money for next to no work. Then expect you to break your back and or soul for a dollar. Which is why Cid is a dick in session 3
Let's face it .. we could all use a talking dog best friend
Hell yeah, I'd let him eat all the chocobo greens he wants
Isn't he a cat?
in real world that's just retard people...
@@nathanarinder yes, Namura has stated Red XIII is feline.
I so got excited when he asked omg we're best friends!!
Had to rewatch this treasure after ol' Seph dog got revealed for smash.
Aaaaaaaayyyyyy
Galeem: Why do I hear boss music? Could: OH SHIT. Mario: mama Mia.
@@RE_CAN no it is
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Same
Same here uwu
Oh my gosh, I just realized that Aerith recommended that Cloud try to beat Squatecles in Squats because that was the exercise ZACK was always doing! That's brilliant!
Holy shit. How did I not...? Thank you.
@@anightshadeguyman5089 No problem!
Or maybe .. just MAYBE it's because the animations for squats were already in the game and its actually how you got the item in the first place...but yeah that works too
@@JMartini810 I feel like you get beat up a lot
@@SonBoruto Good one!
Jessie: "well what is your name?"
Cloud: "its...cloud."
Barrett: "cloud huh? Is that cuz you rain on everyone's parade?"
Cloud: "no, those are squalls, & no one likes those."
And the war between ff7 and ff8 begins 😂
Honestly, i'm suprised that there isn't any ff7 vs ff6 jokes. Though that one probably is more relevant in Japan(as I understand some didn't take kindly that ff7 moved to more to scifi-fantasy direction)
@@Ruosteinenknight it's a bit of many reasons. Before FFVII the series, like most RPGs before it, was a niche market, but FFVII's world release put the genre in the mainstream and as you say it's less steampunk than games before and after it (XIII would be more cyberpunk I believe, others range in steampunk and sci-fi, and anime).
And of course *more* people looked into RPGs when, just a year later, OoT and Pokemon released worldwide (the latter was out by 96).
It took me a few viewings to catch that joke. My God it's gold.
shots fired.
@@shis1988 Yeah, and as I understand 7 vs 8 is more about gameplay mechanics changes (junction system is one that frequently gets brought up). The short time I played 8th one nasty thing I noticed that levelling materia was now harder since bosses didn't drop XP anymore.
Cloud: Spineless
Tifa: B!tch
Barrett: Mad Lad
Aerith: Airhead
Doggo: My favorite character
Aerith is mom... when you're little... and not throwing a fit. At least in Abridged.
I'm not actually Fish.
Tifa isn’t really a B!tch,just…down right scary
@@starcast3905She threatened sodomy and r*pe because she was mad at a guy for wanting out of terrorism. It may only be the abridged version, but she is a bit of a psycho asshat
Mhm, you're right. Cloud is kind of spineless. And the rest is down right on point😂
Yuffie: Annoyance Incarnate
Vincent: Basement Dweller
Cid: Wilford Brimley
"on the other hand"
"you have a gun"
"ON THE OTHER HAND"
i missed this one the first 2 times, i really love TFS more subtle maneurism jokes.
i feel that autocomplete need, deep in my soul.
every not yet finished sentence is just another chance for a laugh.
1:26:48
“I loved my father just as much as he loved this city and its inhabitants.”
Cold AF, but that’s not... untrue.
top 10 roasts of all time
Rufous Shinra is a savage
I admit, I had to clean yoohoo off my computer monitor after that line
C: to give her.... the sex.
A: *oHno she can't do that till she's married!!*
Best line 💀
C: *snorts* okay yeah
Me: ouch Cloud
My personally favorite why did you do that sweet flower girl, it looked hurt. Nooooooooo lol
@@lightinthedarkness8849
*Later on*
Barrett: At least you didn't try to heal it.
Aerith: Hey!
@@noisemarine561 Barret: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
Lol Sex
I love how the only people who shit on cloud for wearing a dress are his friends. Everyone else is just like "Oh. Neat."
TO EACH THEIR OWN!! I AM NOT A JUDGEMENTAL PERSOOOOOOON!!!!
shinra kinda PC
To all of you rewatching this after the sephiroth reveal:
You know what you must do.
Purchase a sephiroth amiibo, name it Seph-dog, train it with the most toxic of plays, and release it into the smash community.
Done
As you command.
Thy will be done.
Eewe 0:00 😅😊😅😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😅@@mattstaab6399⁹I've ⁹9I
Everyone commenting on how Cloud's voice for this is also Deku.
We also have
2B from Nier Automata as Aerith
Jinx from League of Legends as Tifa
And the Smash Bros. 4 and Ultimate announcer as Rufus Shinra
Red XIII sounds like zapp brannigan to me 😂
The guy who voices Rufus also voices Joker from Persona 5.
Aeirth's voice is the same as the female announcer in super smash flash 1
Benschachar how’d they afford this?
@@joshuaijaola2145 becuase they're friends with some of the actors plus this is before they voiced in things that'll make them popular and rina chan did alot of roles like this
"I bet you'd look even prettier than Tifa."
And then he was. The Honey Bee Inn section in the remake was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
I had Tifa in her blue dress and Aerith in her red gown. Cloud blew them both away in his blue dress. Now if only Tifa had brought Jessie along as well...
I mean, pretty sure no one beats Aeriths full quest dress
Tyler Roodt Aerith: Lalalalalala moogles moogles moogles MOOGLES!
The scene in the remake wasn't amazing. It was... FABULOUS!
"Perfection"
26:27 It's funny that here, Cloud is afraid of heights, when in the remake it's Barrett who's constantly trying to psyche himself up when in tall places.
Dude, that last line from Cloud was SO CATHARTIC, I actually feel sorry for him! Justin Briner is such a good line reader and VO.
Barret: WHYYYYYYYYY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SWEET FLOWER GIRL?!
Aerith: It looked hurt...
Barret: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I healed the robot in the remake hoping I'd hear this dialogue. I was sad after it didn't happen.
Cue darth vador
No but seriously why do they allow you to heal enemies
@@cruzmagallanes6914 its a tactic vs undead, healing counts as damage for zombies and the like.
How does cure heal robots though? Or enemies in general...
"Now here I stand armless, friendless but not talking dog bestfriendless..."
"OH MY GOD! WE'RE BEST FRIENDS?!?"
xD
*homeless* my bad
Hahahahaha omg yes I'm glad somebody else found this hilarious
Hussain Abdul Rehman I can't be the only one who thought when he said armless, "but you're not Abaddon".
1:29:17
That oh-so satisfying *DING* to signal that Cloud is officially DONE. I love it!
1:29:07
The way cloud snaps and starts getting mad and roasting tifa-
AND THE FACT THAT BARRET KNOWS TIFA SCREWED UP.
I was like oh damnnnnnn!
Badass
Barret in his head: "you done fucked up."
Someone replace Cloud and Tifa with Shinji and Asuka respectively from Neon Genesis Evangelion for this scene.
She Clouded it.
"So, what you're saying is... because of the awful falafel... I became unlawfully awful..."
mistercroop WORD PLAY!!!!!!
mistercroop I was literally eating falafel when I saw that lol.
Chimichanga and a burger. I eat a lot.
I went back to it, With a taco and a falafel, and got to that halfway through the (awful) Falafel. (Jalapeños and onions do not mix with me) That morning, at school, I literally pulled off a Wario Waft. 3 inches out of my seat.
There’s something satisfying about how aggressively Tifa says Cloud’s name
I love how Cloud says they can't make him have sex with Tifa and she says "Fuck you! It'd be the best you ever got!" XD
Tifa: "SHOULDER. DEEP. CLOUD!!"
Barret and me: "the fuck?!"
@NOT 8 BIT SEPHIROTH GET ME OFF THIS PLANET RIGHT NOW!!!!
Tifa, Tifa! Can you do me a solid......
And go fuck yourseeeeeeeeeeeellllllllfffff!
@@MrSupersonic2012 Can you tell me the timestamp? I may have missed it
1:15:10 is probably my favourite part. "Oh my god, we're best friends?!" (muffled happy screeching)
FF7 Machinabridged at the start: Whimsical, hilarious parody of the original.
FF7 Machinabridged at the end: Heartbreaking story of loss, grief and growth.
“Mom, can we get FF7 Remake?”
“We have FF7 Remake at home.”
FF7 Remake at home:
Tommyfish no
Oh, I've got it! You won't have to wait more than a year for FF7 remake at home to finish the game...
the game still had some problems, like the damage sponge enemies and bosses. Overall its not perfect in any way like the reviews say it is but I still think that its a pretty good game. And the soundtrack is amazing. I'm just scared about the future of this remake if Nomura is going full kingdom hearts already
@Revrsal Yes the game is great.
*The characters are more distinct, both mechanically and in personality.
*They nailed Barret as a softy pretending to be a hardass
*They nailed Cloud as a dork pretending to be a badass.
*They fleshed out the doomed avalanche members very well.
*Turning stronger mobs like Eligor and Hell House into bosses was awesome.
*There was more to explore.
*The world felt lived in.
And that's exactly why I'm so mad. It was so close to what I always wanted. It made me so happy to see midgar like this... But then it went full kingdom hearts out of nowhere and I don't think I'll be buying the sequel. I am going to replay the original again soon and hopefully forget this nasty ending and just remember the good parts of the remake.
@Revrsal advice? don't do drugs.
Barret: Man, what the hell are you even freaking out about?
*Sees Jenova*
...That woman has no head.
gotta keep your head in the game.
You gotta keep your head on your shoulders
3ngag3 that is a very normal reaction to seeing that image
Red XIII's silence before the "Holy Shit!" was just the icing on the cake to end the season. So hilarious but so fucking accurate, lmao. It's a hilarious response that is believable because I think any one of us would have reacted like Red XIII did. So great!
Holy Shit
im not going to lie cloud blowing up at tifa is the greatest thing i watched an hour of tifa forcing around and insulting cloud and he gets the final laugh this puts a honest to god smile on my face
God, Sarah Ann Williams is absolutely brilliant. Tifa sounds so real. Honestly, the whole casting is really well done, but Tifa stands out for me.
What if I had a gun that... shot other guns?
Hearing Sarah Ann Williams deliver these lines keeps getting me in hysterics. XD
Well shit, somehow in all the yelling it did not dawn on me that Jinx shared the same VA until I found this comment chain, gotdamn.
@@devious3174 We would be diving into Borderlands territory then.
And she gets so much better as the series goes on
"No. Those are squalls and no one likes those"
... WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!
DIO DIIIIOOOOOO!!!
If you need to wait a minute just use your stand
Tyler Atwood That's gonna be a loooong minute
DIO fucking dio! i love you man
"... ... ...Whatever."
Glad to know I wasn’t the only one that changed her name to “Aerith”
I heard much about FF7 and always heard and read Aerith so i just changed it to Aerith in my first playthrough
@@Mooglekingcatnick Same here.
Growing up on kingdom hearts 2, i always named her aerith as that how they spelled it there. I dont mind either way.
I named her amish lol
Same here.
I just now got, Aerith "Maybe an Angel will save us..." Then Sephiroth kills all the guards while they sleep. Went over my head the first 10 times ive watched this
I hope Team Four Star's voice actors make a cameo on gold saucer in the remake, ideally as a drunken group of troublesome patrons who bear an unusual resemblance to the main characters.
I could see something like that happening. Maybe not something so specific, but you can always have them be NPCs. FFVII R does a LOT with NPCs already, so it's not like there's no room.
It would be equally hilarious if the voice cast of FF7R did a voice over of some of these scenes.
How about also in the play scene? Maybe there’s be a play recreation of the part 1 through Shinra’s perspective, like that play in Last Airbender. And then TFS would voice the caricatures of the main group in the play.
The 79th DudeBro o
Funnily enough, the Aerith voice actor sounds likes a super exaggerated version of the actual Remake's voice actor.
Barret: Check ahead Red!
Red 13: Ok Black!
Barret: YOU GET A PASS!
that shit had me dead
I cracked up at that. Almost as much as with the entirety of DBZ abridged. (That part alone was good)
I didn't caught that... Where was this? :
1:17:32
And the ship shall be called
"Checkerboard"
Cloud going off on Tifa at the end was my favorite moment.
Tifa: "I'll go where ever Cloud goes cuz he feels safest when he's next to me."
Cloud: *Vietnam Flashbacks of Tifa's Abuse* "You want to say that again... Tifa?"
"Tifa: "Excuse me?"
Barret: "Uh oh"
Cloud: "Yeah, repeat what you just said. About me feeling safe around you."
Tifa: "Well... I mean... Yeah. Cloud, we've been friends since we were kids. I've always had your back."
Cloud: "Really? Had my back? Haha! That's funny. Question: Did you have my back when I DIDN'T want to join Avalanche?"
Tifa: "Well... uh... No, but-"
Cloud: "That's right, you didn't. And what DID you do again? Hmm, was it talk to me like an adult? No. Was it asking me for help like a friend would? Oh! I remember now! FOUR DUDES AT A MINIMUM! DID I REMEMBER YOUR THREAT CORRECTLY?!"
Tifa: "Okay, I admit I may have stepped over the line a little."
Cloud: "A LITTLE?! IMPLYING PRISON RAPE IS A LITTLE TO YOU?! OH TIFA, YOU ARE SOME PIECE OF WORK! HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SURPRISED YOUR THIS WAY! YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS! MAYBE THE REASON YOU CAN'T ACT LIKE A GROWN-UP IS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOUR FATHER WAS MURDERED!!!!"
I gotta admit, I was expecting Tifa to just burst into tears after that.
Red XIII: Holy shit.
This is SO amazing. How did I miss this for 6 years!?!?!?
Same boat over here!
All I can say is welcome, and plz feel free to browse any other anime/game abridges... a good fair amount has nothing but gold.
@@chaosstorm8307I'm new here too. Thank you
@soundwaves7080 ohh well, you are in for a bunch of laughs 😃 I hope you enjoy!
I can’t believe this series doesn’t have enough views!! I love this series!!
"Scan ahead Red"
"Ok Black"
"You Get A Pass!"
When Cloud finally told of Tifa, my reaction was the same as Reds. Holy s***. But she did have it coming.
it felt really good to see tifa be told off by cloud, the person who is gets the worst out of it, stand up for himself.
This comment and its reply is super absurd if you consider the original story...
The voice cast to this abridged series is impressive.
Justin Briner, voice of Cloud, is also the Eng. Dub voice actor of Deku from MHA.
The fact that TFS could get such talent is beyond amazing.
MHA came out in the West in 2016 this was first recorded in 2015 I’m pretty sure TFS had him first.
@@JDHD99 yup and Briner stuck till the end cause he loved working with tfs, kinda wish tfs could push further into dubbing so funimation actually has competition to worry about.
They had Chris Sabat: aka Vegeta and Piccolo from Dragonball, Zoro from One Piece, All-Might from MHA, voice a character in the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
I can't believe i never watched this before. That fucking line from Hojo. I can't. I fucking can't. It had me rolling on the fucking floor.
"BECAUSE THIS. IS. MY. FFFFFFFFFFETIIIIIIIISH!!!!!!!!!"
Tifa: “God damn it, why am I going into another SEX DUNGEON!?”
This line! THIS FUCKING LINE!
@@ObsydianX *No you cant make me have sex with tifa!* 😖
Hojo: Oooooh, you REALLY wanna knoooow?
Barret: He is alarmingly excited for that question!!!
"No... those are Squalls, and no one likes those."
OH HELL YESS. Why did I only discover this now??!
crypto66 IKR? Shots FIRED!
No tiene sentido, squall es del FFVIII, y esto es FFVII..... FUCK LOGIC & SPACE-TIME PLOT LOGIC!!!
Juancho - Th3_L0rd_0f_Th3_S0f7w4r3 Dudo que hayas entendido la broma.
Something I noticed after rewatching for the Nth time.
Reeve works in Urban Development. The receptionist at the front desk 'mistakes' them for members from Urban Development.
Reeve helped Avalanche get in the Shinra tower.
Of course Reeve helps them, he is the one controlling cait sith all game too.
@@Mike-ix5sv i read somewhere that Reeve had the ability to give life to inanimate objects.
@@kobayashibrynhild9622 I didn't know that, but would make a ton of sense, and explain how cait sith is possible in the first place. Do you recall where you read it??
@@Mike-ix5sv Not offhand. I'll probably remember when I'm not actually thinking about it.
@@Mike-ix5sv It's like the Ultimania Omega or something
Whoa the voice actress for Aerith in this voices Jolyn from Jojo's Bizarre Adventures!
This was one of the many stepping stones for Kira to get her dream role as Jolyne.
Also the VA for fucking 2B in NeiR automata
@@ebtheartist3843HUH
"YOURE IN LUCK"
it's 2022 and I still watch this series to sleep damn near every night
this statement reassures me
Machinabridged: ONE DRUGS PLEASE!
Remake: ONE *_SAUCE_* PLEASE!
sAuCE
My man .
Yes its the best of drugs
Dude! You-you KNOW about the Sauce?!
@@finalfantasyfordays127 Stop saying the Sauce!
49:36 Is no one gonna talk about Barret's 420 HP and 69 MP? Only me?
Royalty STUDIO yeah I noticed that too
Oh dear god....
stonks and nice
They really didn't care about the HP and mp on this
But they had to give it a value 😂😂
And they chose to make him a chill smoker and horn dog. Both traits we see later in the series 😂😂 “big daddy barret”
And rule 420. Never eat any of Red’s snacks
"Ya, its your LEGS the world wants too see"
*meanwhile in the Italian Senate*
1:28:45 Can we talk about how adorably sweet this gasp is? She was so happy at the thought of Cloud proposing~!
Oh God that noise when people walk out of Cloud.
Slushy Jarl
Eeehhh gross...
"He is alarmingly excited to answer that question!!!!!!!!!!!"
"There will be no abominations created on this day!"
The script/voice acting in this is First Class +
Soldier First Class +
This is literally, without a doubt, without exaggeration the thing I re-watch the most on CZcams. I hope it never gets old! This is whatever is beyond Legendary/Epic status- a place where words just don't work!
One drugs please.
my man
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
(Outro music)
My man!
It seemed more like this, to me, "One Drug(s), please."
"So...what you're saying is... because of the awful falafel... I became unlawfully awful..." lmfao
word play
oh, i was always wondering what he was saying, i couldn't catch it XP
That shit is so damn clever lol
Anyone else coming back for 2+ times appreciating it more and more each time
(Years later)
Yup ✋
Hearing the voice actor for Kirito from SAO abridged, in my favorite abridged version of FF7, just made me smile wide. How did I miss him the first time around? 38:02 for anyone that had missed it as well.
Not to mention he voiced deku in a abridged series next to the real voice of deku
@@Bardockssj2003 He is a legend really.
@@Bardockssj2003 never made that connection till now xDD
"One drugs please!"
"My man!"
I want that as a ring tone
One all of the drugs.
Vine a comentar eso.
I don’t get the drug joke
Well we can't blame him.
'Those are Squalls, and nobody likes those'. Ouch Leonhart.
Darkling276 Yup lol.
Alright, I gotta say it: when Aerith blurted out "shit" when the ladder collapsed on her in the remake was so adorable.
Only in the English version...
I love how Tseng is introduced as "Spirit of Snape?"
cuz one of the TFS staff said something about him looking like jrpg snape, and the voice actor decided to run with that lol
I feel the horrific squick noise whenever a character jumps out of cloud is overlooked
Agreed. I chuckle every damn time.
Meets aerith's mom.
"...aaaaaand it all makes sense now."
Both are high as a kyte .. .that explain a lot of things.
But having succh mom can be fun.
True. I accept this as canon.
Elmyra: And who is your FRIEND?
I love the way she said that
favorite part in Season one: 1:24:39 to 1:25:02.
You Scuffed, my Guiseppe Brand Suit!.
You should try his dresses way more comfortable
@@stephenmarco2927 "Oh, I agree-wait, how would you know?"
@@thespectaculargamernerd8114 I wore... One...
@@antonhagbox02… to each there own
*hood on a helicopter*
I’m not a judgemental persssooooonnnn
@@kingfisher2569I did it to save a frieeeeend! Damn it.
Holy crap it's been six years already since this hilarious series dropped
“Scouting report...where do I begin?” A year later it still makes me laugh
"What is your name???"
"Cloud"
"Cloud huh, is that because you rain on everyone's parade"
"No, those are Squalls and no one like those"
Brilliant I must say
Squall: You guys are jerks.
@@canonkingsley6569 more like
Squall: Whatever
"whatever, go talk to a wall then."
I like Squall...
@@thecreed1212 More like
Squall: ...
I just can't help but laugh every time I hear abridged Kirito's voice in anything other than SAO abridged.
1:20:11 greatest character introduction ever
1:16:31
Most Underrated line of the series
Aerith: Maybe an Angel will save us
Sephiroth...A One Winged Angel
Lololololololol
I audibly yelled oh no the first time I heard that line lmao
"Good to see you... *Cloud*."
"I'm going to miss this place. I've had an exceptional amount of sex here."
FUCKING CRYING
Harpistry VGM Orchestra when that shows up ?
Erick Leda Towards the end when they try to escape with Red XIII.
Harpistry VGM Orchestra Watch the bloopers... You won't believe how many failed takes Takahata101 went through to say that without bursting out laughing.
How did I not find this parody until now, this is more golden than the Golden Saucer
I love Barrets instant "oh no" as Cloud Snapped at the end
“GOD, ARE YOU THERE? ITS ME... BABY BARRETT”
Hey, God? It’s me, Margaret!
@@hunterthejokethegamerandst5567 OH MY GOD! We're best friends!?
@@shadowstrider8295 YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAA-
"Scout ahead, Red!"
"Okay Black!"
"You get a pass!"
Jesus. XD
Next Season: YOU DON’T GET A PASS!!!
Red is the funniest character in this series
Matrim42 *Gasp*
@@Matrim42 Because he's a...BAD DOG!
@@ZhangtheGreat But... He's his talking dog best friend...
Wanted to play ff7 OG again or remake again before REBIRTH but decided to watch the whole machinabridged again. Funnier. Easier. And still has the important story elements required :)
Great minds think alike
Been grinding the gold saucer chocobo races like 30 minutes before I go to bed and can confirm the game is still super chill (until you get frog locked lol)
Can I just say I LOVE the fact that Justin Briner aka Izuku DEKU Midoriya is Cloud?! I swear I love hearing Deku saying "God DAMN it" and "Shit"
Cloud: you should try his dresses. Way more comfortable.
Rufus: oh I agre- wait how would you know?
Me: hold up how do you know Rufus?
Every time I see this I keep wanting Cloud to ask that.
Same. How does he know?
@@michaeldaniels642 Maybe he is a cross dresser who is in the closet.
@@ryanelliott1907 to each their own! i'm not a judgemental person!!
@@arbetor12I did it to save a friend!!
Red adressing Barret: You have been quiet for quite some time. Was it something I said?
Barret all emotional: Let me tell you a tale.
When I was a wee lad, every day I would go to my church, get on my knees and pray to whatever god would listen. I said "God? Are you there? It's me, baby Barret! Now there is only one thing I want in this world more than anything. Now I don't care if you take my arm, my friends or the home in which I sleep. WHAT I WANT is a talking dog best friend! Now here I stand, armless, friendless and homeless - but not TALKING DOG FRIENDLESS!
Red: OH MY GOD! WE'RE BEST FRIENDS?
Barret: YEEE-
*Both wail*
This made me cry of laughter!
My favorite part. Kills me every time lol
@@breeze7464 I watched it so many times now (and I laugh with tears and end up coughing each time) that I actually know the whole speech by heart xD There is something seriously wrong with me.
AVALANCHE TIIIIIIIIME!!!!.
Barret's character in this is like one of those characters played by Samuel L. Jackson.
1:15:57
And thus began the greatest, bestest friendship in the history of friends
It’s funny how close the voice Corneo is portrayed in this abridged to the remake and how many gigs that game had considering this came out before the actual game
Barret: "Why!!? Why would you do that sweet flower girl"
Aerith: "It looked hurt"
Barret: "NNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!-"
Funniest part of the episode😂😂😂
Barret: NOW LITSEN AERITH SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA ACCEPT THE FACTS YOU NEED TO KILL THINGS TO SURVIVE HERE I'LL SHOW YOU. *Big Shot* THERE IT'S OVER IT'S DONE WE'RE SAF- *Another Robot comes* AHH SON OF A BITCH!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂LOL
Where was it?
When I saw that the first time I nearly lost my voice from laughing
Was hoping she'd have a moment with an undead and be like "Oh he looks sad, I'll heal him" Barret: "NOO! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO-- hold up what the hell?" Aerith: "OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE!? I'm a monster!"
I would like your comment but its at 420 likes and i aint bout to fuck that up
Cloud; Resident Wimp
Tifa: Bartending Jerkass
Barrett: Kindhearted Black
Aerith: Adorable Fool
Red XIII: Hungry
Red XIII = horngry
@@Thefruitspeaks that's hot.... uh what!?!
You get a pass
Wouldn’t Cloud be the Wimpy Super-soldier?
U sir are a racist
"Scout ahead, Red!"
"Okay, Black!"
"You get a pass!"
"I loved my father as much as he loved this city and all of its inhabitants."
My my, so passive aggressive