What happens when you take 600 bottles of skooma

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  • @joshanator21
    @joshanator21 Před 8 lety +8293

    He thinks he's doing all this but in reality he's just laying on the floor twitching and frothing from the mouth

  • @infernocop1009
    @infernocop1009 Před 7 lety +1809

    6000 strength and 0 int, so all you can do is run foward like an unstoppable force.
    perfect.

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth Před 7 lety +139

      I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

    • @aryaGo925
      @aryaGo925 Před 7 lety +8

      reminds me of Mr.Gump

    • @SS2LP
      @SS2LP Před 7 lety +46

      He became saitama for a short time

    • @qwemlhjsi4386
      @qwemlhjsi4386 Před 7 lety

      Inferno Cop ay

    • @thenut55555
      @thenut55555 Před 7 lety +2

      and 0 agility of course.

  • @cadunkus
    @cadunkus Před 3 lety +1421

    Morrowind Skooma: Acquire godlike strength at the cost of a lobotomy.
    Skyrim Skooma: Restore 25 Stamina.

    • @carlosd.163
      @carlosd.163 Před 2 lety +60

      So I guess we can say this character is no more than a very angry jellyfish.

    • @cadunkus
      @cadunkus Před 2 lety +49

      @@carlosd.163 A very angry netch.

    • @skittlesilly
      @skittlesilly Před 2 lety +29

      damn they must've skooma'd down the water in skyrim

    • @northlist
      @northlist Před rokem +3

      Drugs affect others differently I guess

    • @EvilSantaTheTrue
      @EvilSantaTheTrue Před rokem +2

      The dwemer must've changed the recipe

  • @thedudeprime4677
    @thedudeprime4677 Před 7 lety +4237

    And that kids, is why the same effects don't stack in most games anymore

    • @L337LYC4N
      @L337LYC4N Před 7 lety +542

      Makes me miss it a lot, honestly...breaking the game was always fun

    • @thijsjong
      @thijsjong Před 7 lety +447

      Other games are weakass. Morrowind is beautifully broken. A concept that eludes current gamedevelopers.

    • @BOBOFSAGGET
      @BOBOFSAGGET Před 7 lety +10

      Learn to mod and make it yourself.

    • @joeldahero1
      @joeldahero1 Před 7 lety +22

      The Dudeprime yeah I love balance breakable games :3 suh good

    • @josephblevins7977
      @josephblevins7977 Před 7 lety +15

      The Dudeprime Dude think about Jet in Fallout. You could just freeze time!

  • @copperquokka3635
    @copperquokka3635 Před 7 lety +1616

    Back in my day, we didn't have your fancy "fast travel" system. All we had was 600 bottles of skooma and our own two legs!

    • @s2korpionic
      @s2korpionic Před 7 lety +47

      Bloody kids and their 'fast travels'...

    • @drive2160
      @drive2160 Před 7 lety +8

      Alex Visser remember getting lost in the middle of nowhere trying to get to a city

    • @copperquokka3635
      @copperquokka3635 Před 7 lety +5

      Wolf Fortright Oh boy... I think I was so far away from a city at one point that I just turned on autorun and pointed myself in the direction of a city and then did something else for the next 5 minutes XD

    • @drive2160
      @drive2160 Před 7 lety

      Alex Visser lol, I was trying to get to a floating city and I ended up lost in the mountains. I found myself in some ruins in the middle of nowhere, fought zombies, forgot where the location was cause I didn't have it on map. So I couldn't find it, took me a few days finally found it.

    • @drive2160
      @drive2160 Před 7 lety

      In order to find it I had to go all the way back and start from scratch lol

  • @giovannisantostefano
    @giovannisantostefano Před 7 lety +2623

    Skooma gives you wings

  • @JayBruceWorld
    @JayBruceWorld Před 7 lety +2064

    Meanwhile you've actually overdosed and this is your brain going through the motions of dying.

    • @bigfoot4213
      @bigfoot4213 Před 7 lety +69

      Jay Bruce dopamine spike plus the feeling of euphoria this guy didn't OD he just finally caught the Dragon 🐉

    • @nyxvalen3314
      @nyxvalen3314 Před 6 lety +2

      LOL

  • @t3hgir
    @t3hgir Před 3 lety +61

    0:24 "you no longer have skooma"
    YOU ARE SKOOMA

  • @HaganeNoGijutsushi
    @HaganeNoGijutsushi Před 7 lety +1271

    So this is basically the Morrowind version of that Futurama episode where Fry drank 100 coffees in a single day and achieved enlightenment.

  • @Splattercatgaming
    @Splattercatgaming Před 8 lety +1294

    Sandboxy broken shit like this was what made Morrowind great.

    • @DessolBzH
      @DessolBzH Před 8 lety +3

      +SplatterCatGaming ey.

    • @DANtheMANofSIPA
      @DANtheMANofSIPA Před 8 lety +78

      Yeah, Morrowind is probably the best TES game to date, and with Bethesda turning towards a more casual gamer experience, it probably will stay the best.

    • @HondaSquid
      @HondaSquid Před 8 lety +31

      +Coley Durham you N'wah

    • @TotinosOtherBoy
      @TotinosOtherBoy Před 8 lety +1

      +DANtheMANofSIPA nah it's definitely not the best

    • @DANtheMANofSIPA
      @DANtheMANofSIPA Před 8 lety +9

      ***** Yeah man, Oblivion is my second favorite. The options in Morrowind were endless and people treated you the way you deserved to be treated... for better or worse. Oblivion still did that, but in a dumb down way. And then Skyrim... our poor lost brother... Granted all of the TES games are great, just some are better than others.

  • @rikuurufu5534
    @rikuurufu5534 Před 7 lety +844

    You can't fast travel. There are enemies nearby.

  • @BeazerProductions
    @BeazerProductions Před 2 lety +25

    Caius Cosades: “I must go. The Emperor needs me.”
    *chugs 600 bottles of Skooma and sprints to the Imperial City*

  • @CWojcieszak
    @CWojcieszak Před 7 lety +3196

    Moral of the story, drugs give you super powers.
    Remember that, kids !

    • @thomasruiz2307
      @thomasruiz2307 Před 7 lety +27

      Skooma, not even once!

    • @asais44
      @asais44 Před 7 lety +21

      Moral of the story, YOU CANT TRUST THE SYSTEM, MJAAN!

    • @TheSalemSagas
      @TheSalemSagas Před 7 lety +9

      You don't want no part of this shit!

    • @lilituthebetrayer2184
      @lilituthebetrayer2184 Před 7 lety +9

      I want ALL this shit. */me Coating myself in this shit*

    • @JigglyPuff-nw1ev
      @JigglyPuff-nw1ev Před 7 lety +1

      No, Triple C's give you super powers if you take 17 or more

  • @JesusGreenBL
    @JesusGreenBL Před 9 lety +537

    Maybe Sonic is what a Khajiit looks like after years of Skooma habit.

  • @DraphEnjoyer
    @DraphEnjoyer Před 7 lety +952

    Is there an option in Skyrim to take so many drugs you fly across the continent?
    Didn't think so

    • @lordoftea2753
      @lordoftea2753 Před 7 lety +96

      Well, it is more of a region, really. The continent is Tamriel, not Vvardenfell, which is inside Morrowind, a province inside Tamriel.

    • @MrWolfy43
      @MrWolfy43 Před 7 lety +66

      Lord of Tea if he's flying across a place inside a province inside a continent, he's still technically flying across the continent.

    • @lordoftea2753
      @lordoftea2753 Před 7 lety +8

      No, actually. If we mean literally "Flying across the continent", then
      we mean our test subject is flying (in this hypothetical setting, let`s
      not get literal with that word) from one point of Tamriel to the other,
      an action he is not performing.
      So, case closed: He is only flying from one place to the other inside Vvardenfell, a region inside a province, or the other way around, both confuse me sometimes.

    • @satannstuff
      @satannstuff Před 7 lety +16

      Two places in Vvardenfell are still two places in Tamriel, so he actually is flying across the continent.
      Back on topic, in Skyrim potion effects of the same type override each other so there's no way to do this, you can only have one potion effect of any given type active. Also there's no attributes to modify and no skills that aren't directly related to combat or crafting, so none of Skyrim's exploits can get this kind of result.

    • @lordoftea2753
      @lordoftea2753 Před 7 lety +1

      Not literally. If he is actually flying *across* the continent, it means
      he is flying from one edge to the other. Flying from one point in
      Vvardenfell to the other does not mean the character is flying across
      Tamriel, but rather across two points in the Vvardenfell region,
      Morrowind.

  • @williamchasse1981
    @williamchasse1981 Před 7 lety +616

    When she''s home alone and your horse is dead.

    • @theanxoiushero800
      @theanxoiushero800 Před 6 lety +10

      When she's home alone and your damn horse tried to get into a fight with a dremora lord

    • @chaoticnart9922
      @chaoticnart9922 Před 4 lety +2

      *guar

    • @elkevinski
      @elkevinski Před 4 lety +2

      @@theanxoiushero800 "oh a dragon im just gonna leave my horse in a safe spot"
      *20 seconds later*
      *horse charges towards the dragon and dies*

  • @bulma12345678910
    @bulma12345678910 Před 8 lety +278

    I bet if you angled it right, you could ricochet from the White-Gold Tower and fly to Akavir. Just imagine it, the invasion force isn't a massive fleet of Nords or Redguards, but thousands of Khajit tweakers who smell highly of moon sugar raining from the sky trying to sell you dodgy wares

    • @Freadauk
      @Freadauk Před 8 lety +25

      bulma12345678910 "Tools Wares and weapons and all can be yours!"

    • @Ryan-gm6ri
      @Ryan-gm6ri Před 8 lety +22

      +bulma12345678910 Holy shit, that imagery... thank you for that.

    • @Chaosligend
      @Chaosligend Před 8 lety +19

      +bulma12345678910 OOOOOHH. "May your way lead you to warm sands" just got a whole new meaning.

    • @bulma12345678910
      @bulma12345678910 Před 8 lety +4

      Srebrnic1 supreme meme fam

    • @specialagentgeralt9763
      @specialagentgeralt9763 Před 8 lety +5

      +bulma12345678910 This comment = best comment.

  • @gengarwarrior6802
    @gengarwarrior6802 Před 7 lety +586

    You see that mountain? You can climb it.

  • @ryu411
    @ryu411 Před 3 lety +21

    The Cliff Racer attacking at the very end is just the icing on top of the cake! X’D

    • @s.a.l.1974
      @s.a.l.1974 Před 11 měsíci

      probably the same cliff racer followed him

  • @thecatfather857
    @thecatfather857 Před 3 lety +7

    The Nerevarine: That was quite a trip.
    Cliff Racer: Hello!
    The Nerevarine: OH FU-

  • @SilencerXLR8
    @SilencerXLR8 Před 7 lety +1762

    I love that hit sound effect

  • @MettanAtem
    @MettanAtem Před 8 lety +686

    My question is:
    What the hell happened to the Skooma industry that caused the products to be all watered down as hell in Skyrim?

    • @Reylarian
      @Reylarian Před 8 lety +116

      +Mettan Atem thats roughly 300-400 years later, the red mountain blew itself up and dunmer had to flee morrowind for 12 years, during that period a lot of their lore was lost, including that sweet recipe for skooma, it came out of elswyr, but the dunmer made it to what it is now, i recommend a good skooma pipe, though where in skyrim they are, i wouldnt be able to tell.

    • @MettanAtem
      @MettanAtem Před 8 lety +53

      Just going to add that the inability to use levitation in Mournhold is so the developers didn't have to model anything past the walls in the outdoor parts.
      As for why it's not in the later games, I suppose it's because it was pretty overpowered. You could get a spear, hover over your enemies, and stab them to death while they couldn't do shit about it. The only enemy that could even fly in the first place was those damn Cliff Racers, and they were actually fairly weak.

    • @har2944
      @har2944 Před 8 lety +1

      so what did you do for Bethesda?

    • @MettanAtem
      @MettanAtem Před 8 lety +13

      Still wonder what all this has to do with, y'know, the Skooma industry.

    • @fly666monkey
      @fly666monkey Před 8 lety +65

      Well, a few reasons:
      1) Elsweyr, the region where Moon Sugar growns, is under Thalmor control. I imagine they don't take kindly to smugglers.
      2) Tamriel just suffered from a massive series of wars and political upheavals. A lot of the infastructure that was used to move black market goods safely likely got destroyed.
      3) Skyrim is in a state of civil war, and there is military presence everywhere.
      All those things combined mean that Skooma is harder to make, harder to transport, and harder to sell. The Skooma would have to watered down just to have enough to sell off.
      And it's not just game mechanics. If you listen to some of the random bandit banter, they'll mention that the Skooma in skyrim is incredibly watered down.

  • @deminidze
    @deminidze Před 7 lety +49

    Come to Netherlands, skooma isnot illegal here! but you may accidentally appear in belgium after shooting it up

  • @Ark--fn8my
    @Ark--fn8my Před 6 lety +16

    "Do you see that mountain?"
    "you can leap it"

  • @ThePoeticPariah
    @ThePoeticPariah Před 7 lety +340

    I once collected every skooma and moon sugar in the game that I could (from Vanilla and Expansions) and used them all. Unfortunately, I used it all inside, took a single step, and fell through the floor.

    • @meetstoopid
      @meetstoopid Před 7 lety +22

      Poetic Pariah that made me laugh so hard haha

    • @ThePoeticPariah
      @ThePoeticPariah Před 7 lety +69

      I think I cried because I haven't saved for hours.

    • @Life-tastic
      @Life-tastic Před 7 lety +28

      Poetic Pariah
      soo...you became a strange doped up version of Talos?

    • @churrocharcharm
      @churrocharcharm Před 7 lety +19

      _finally... hours of work paid off!_
      *drinks them all, steps, and game crashes*
      _SON OF A B-_

    • @ByriosandGunnergames
      @ByriosandGunnergames Před 7 lety +14

      Hasn't saved for a few hours either...

  • @VexWerewolf
    @VexWerewolf Před 7 lety +592

    And of course there's a bloody cliff racer at the end.

    • @artkondratyev4307
      @artkondratyev4307 Před 7 lety +56

      Andreus Theres a bloody cliff racer at the end of everything you do in this game.

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 Před 6 lety +23

      Andreus i remember just minding my busines and walking a path and then something hits me, i look up and see like 5 of those fuckers flying above me... worst-enemy-ever!

    • @Marv1089
      @Marv1089 Před 5 lety +22

      Little late to the party here, but I was genuinely surprised that Dagoth Ur didn’t turn out to just be a giant Cliff Racer.

    • @saoghail9769
      @saoghail9769 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Marv1089 He was. Just with dialogue.

    • @90maducc
      @90maducc Před 3 lety +4

      Thank Azura for St Jiub amiright sera?

  • @hobojoe9337
    @hobojoe9337 Před 7 lety +34

    And this is why morrowind is the best elder scroll game. None other let you do a ton of coke until you are literally flying aross the map.

    • @GaleGrim
      @GaleGrim Před 7 lety

      actually, you can in fact do this in oblivion as well.

    • @greatsupper
      @greatsupper Před 7 lety +4

      actually, you cannot in fact do this in oblivion as well.

    • @filescout266
      @filescout266 Před 5 lety

      Skooma is actually opium

  • @Freadauk
    @Freadauk Před 8 lety +455

    Skooma give you wings

  • @LosEagle
    @LosEagle Před 8 lety +354

    Dude ran through half of Morrowind and only saw 3 cliffracers. What sorcery is this?

    • @Taterz
      @Taterz Před 8 lety +14

      it's all hidden in the other half!

    • @DavidNguyen-hy9bg
      @DavidNguyen-hy9bg Před 8 lety +26

      thank Jiub

    • @fodxp
      @fodxp Před 7 lety

      Fake and gay.

    • @littleminatourcon8406
      @littleminatourcon8406 Před 7 lety +1

      +Fodxp hatesgoogle it's not fake dumbass

    • @fodxp
      @fodxp Před 7 lety +1

      LITTLEminatour con
      I have a copy of Morrowind, myself, I know it's not fake. I mix potions in Morrowind to make gold. I know all about using the Alchemy skill to break the game.

  • @meganbrady9789
    @meganbrady9789 Před 7 lety +4

    This is truly a masterpiece

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia Před 7 lety +15

    Bae: Come over
    Me: I can't, your parents are home
    Bae: Praise Vivec
    Me: 0:29

  • @CueLash
    @CueLash Před 7 lety +1052

    the description is golden

    • @Niall893
      @Niall893 Před 7 lety +33

      I never want to see that profile picture again

    • @CueLash
      @CueLash Před 7 lety +74

      Lord Tywin Lannister I understand some people can't handle true beauty.

    • @tac6557
      @tac6557 Před 7 lety +8

      Ahh, I thin- NOPE IM OUT

    • @cheez4me333
      @cheez4me333 Před 7 lety +14

      No it's black

  • @ColdSkinGamer
    @ColdSkinGamer Před 9 lety +253

    This is what your character thinks he's doing after 60 bottles
    He's really laying on the ground drooling and rolling in is own shit... Oh and his heart just blew up

  • @TheAmetralladora
    @TheAmetralladora Před 7 lety +13

    Need me some skooma, the good stuff, just one last time

  • @Molisa682
    @Molisa682 Před 7 lety +26

    Why does the description say the game is Skyrim wtf

    • @jameow8736
      @jameow8736 Před 7 lety +21

      this is skyrim on low settings

    • @williamrinkcov8073
      @williamrinkcov8073 Před 7 lety +3

      Lol not playing at the lowest resolution to increase fps like a peasant I see.

    • @ytormentory2369
      @ytormentory2369 Před 7 lety

      Melissa Souza Borges what are you talking about?

    • @N00bie666
      @N00bie666 Před 7 lety

      jameow what? no it's not this is TES III not TES V

    • @jameow8736
      @jameow8736 Před 7 lety

      Nate Wood i've been playing elder scrolls since u and i were in diapers kid

  • @aronmountaineer
    @aronmountaineer Před 7 lety +208

    Just imagine, the heartbeat on that guy.

    • @TheFlamingPike
      @TheFlamingPike Před 7 lety +48

      Also, just imagine, the amount of piss he'll unload a few hours later!

    • @BoarhideGaming
      @BoarhideGaming Před 7 lety +24

      +The Flaming Pike fuck the amount, the *velocity* of said piss is what'd terrify me. If you ever had beer-piss, this is beer-piss on, well, Skooma

    • @Rock234100
      @Rock234100 Před 7 lety +10

      Aron Mountaineer
      Imagine a minigun. The 5000 bps

    • @evanmarogen
      @evanmarogen Před 7 lety +13

      Goliath a minigun that fires kidney boulders

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 Před 7 lety

      Aron Mountaineer BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB-BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB-BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB...?

  • @adonisadmirer2752
    @adonisadmirer2752 Před 7 lety +1474

    I am supposed to be playing Morrowind but this skooma addict keeps kicking my ass

    • @Old_Guard2
      @Old_Guard2 Před 7 lety +118

      is it theskooma27

    • @adonisadmirer2752
      @adonisadmirer2752 Před 7 lety +129

      is it M'aiqtheliar27?

    • @WillWright77
      @WillWright77 Před 7 lety +4

      +Jeezargo I'm living the name reference, it suits the comment

    • @newtonwolf7185
      @newtonwolf7185 Před 7 lety +49

      Is it TheCrackhead27?

    • @TheLoredOfBored
      @TheLoredOfBored Před 7 lety +9

      The BunkerBuster Some say thecrackhead27 was the first Skooma addict ever: born of moonshine.

  • @MastaOfMonkeyDisasta
    @MastaOfMonkeyDisasta Před 7 lety +11

    He becomes fucking SONIC!
    "Gotta snort FAST!"

  • @dcblunt666
    @dcblunt666 Před 7 lety +2

    When youre so hopped up on the skooms that the world has trouble rendering around you.... We've all been there.

  • @NashMuhandes
    @NashMuhandes Před 8 lety +806

    Bae: come on over
    Me: cant need to become nerevarine and defeat dagoth ur
    Bae: my parents were sent off to solstheim
    Me:

    • @Klockbox
      @Klockbox Před 8 lety +4

      +Nash Muhandes you made me laught a minute straight, made my day at 2am

    • @saintsrowsupporter
      @saintsrowsupporter Před 8 lety +17

      +nexxusty aye don't joke about shit like that it ain't funny

    • @lordagthulhuguy7066
      @lordagthulhuguy7066 Před 8 lety +1

      +Chris Moravec It is to Leafy

    • @declanmurphy8196
      @declanmurphy8196 Před 8 lety +6

      +nexxusty its a meme you dingus

    • @lordagthulhuguy7066
      @lordagthulhuguy7066 Před 8 lety +1

      ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Dude, what the hell is you channel art

  • @recoveredpixel
    @recoveredpixel Před 10 lety +45

    You can run fast but you'll never escape the cliff racers.

  • @brainiacx3627
    @brainiacx3627 Před 4 lety +2

    This is how St.Jiub defeated the Cliff Racers. He chugged a ton of Skooma then launched off into a high-speed extermination.

  • @galdruslock6371
    @galdruslock6371 Před 7 lety +12

    skooma is a hell of a drug

  • @tylersloeper
    @tylersloeper Před 8 lety +103

    Twist, its all in his head. and his character is lying on the floor happily unconscious.

    • @eliel1815shadow
      @eliel1815shadow Před 8 lety +1

      +stopbotheringmegoogle | man, i cant breath man xD

  • @purpleboye_
    @purpleboye_ Před 8 lety +351

    "How did you get so strong?"
    "Drugs.
    And training, but mostly drugs."

  • @Stolendevice
    @Stolendevice Před 7 lety +6

    In his mind he's like " Im a god!" In reality he is twitching in some back alley way.

    • @Crusader-tg1wx
      @Crusader-tg1wx Před 4 lety

      “You can’t kill me. I’m a god! What a grand and intoxicating innocence.”

  • @_Seaborg_
    @_Seaborg_ Před 2 lety +2

    tbh i expected that you would get launched across the map, like a buffed icarian flight. God i love this game

  • @Battury
    @Battury Před 9 lety +141

    Just wouldn't be a video on Morrowind if it didn't end with a cliff racer, lol.
    Praise be to Saint Jiub, Jiub the Eradicator, Jiub the Magnificient, for his triumph against the cliff racer menace.

    • @Molisa682
      @Molisa682 Před 9 lety

      This made my day xD

    • @jefthereaper
      @jefthereaper Před 9 lety +6

      Mindfuck moment,
      Jiub the Eradicator claims he killed all cliff racers up to the very last one
      yet in Skyrim Mjoll the Lioness claims that she used to kill Cliff Racers in her young days
      considering she's a human race type, that's around 20-40 years ago,
      while Jiub died in the days of Oblivion over 200 years ago.
      poor Jiub, seems you did not get all of them!

    • @Battury
      @Battury Před 9 lety +1

      It's very possible that she was fighting them on the mainland, not Vvardenfell.

    • @jefthereaper
      @jefthereaper Před 9 lety +4

      Adrian Adams
      he said "all"
      not to sound smug, but when I would say (as example)
      I finished "all" my work,
      I don't mean, I finished all the work in front of me and ignored whatever was 5 meters away from me, as that just means, I finished "part" of my work,
      All means everything,
      his title was also the "eradicator" if he left some alive it would rather have been "the suppressor" or "reducer"
      he simply failed to kill them all,
      if anything he only kept Morrowind's landscape clear for a few decades. (still a grand feat)

    • @Battury
      @Battury Před 9 lety +10

      Sounds like Mjoll the Lioness is full of shit then.

  • @furrymessiah
    @furrymessiah Před 7 lety +935

    How it feels to chew 5 gum

  • @EariosRandomness
    @EariosRandomness Před 7 lety +2

    "come over"
    "I can't I'm saving the world"
    "my parents aren't home"

  • @OokamiDoragon
    @OokamiDoragon Před 7 lety +2

    I remember, one time, I took like 200 bottles of skooma in Oblivion and my character died as the effects wore off. It was glorious.

  • @ioncorrea8
    @ioncorrea8 Před 7 lety +545

    Skooma: the cocaine of tamriel

    • @Koshunae
      @Koshunae Před 7 lety +27

      Until the 4th Era, at least.

    • @gokublack4211
      @gokublack4211 Před 7 lety +5

      hell nah that shit is some shrooms

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 Před 7 lety +4

      +Adrian Marley shroom vroom.

    • @ownageDan
      @ownageDan Před 7 lety +3

      that's moonsugar

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 Před 7 lety

      ***** well, being serious: skooma is described as a hallucinogenic drug thats synthesized from moonsugar into a liquid form. So, take that as you will.

  • @RhangDao
    @RhangDao Před 8 lety +317

    When you get so fucked up you wake up on top of a mountain

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 Před 7 lety +13

      maybe the dovakhin took 600 bottles of skooma too when he woke up in markarth dibella temple

    • @eugneaxe8732
      @eugneaxe8732 Před 7 lety +2

      Man what a trip

    • @BlackIce3190
      @BlackIce3190 Před 7 lety +3

      So an average day for Trevor Phillips.

    • @RhangDao
      @RhangDao Před 7 lety +1

      ***** literally in this case

    • @chellmell3388
      @chellmell3388 Před 7 lety +4

      When you get so high you hit warp speed and break your legs continually. In other words a baaaad trip.

  • @Goshujinsama01
    @Goshujinsama01 Před 7 lety +11

    1:39 "oh shit where am I?"

    • @spawner2469
      @spawner2469 Před 7 lety +4

      Biggest Dickus 1:42-"Ahh, fuck it!"- #keeprunning

  • @Masterwar15
    @Masterwar15 Před 7 lety +3

    Aw man, I loved and love when you can stack effects in a game so much you could break the universe or something like that.

  • @BonnieBoestar
    @BonnieBoestar Před 7 lety +49

    The thing is, your character died from an overdose long before you finish drinking all the skooma. You just have a really awesome trip before your brain shuts down.

  • @aguyunderabridge.8794
    @aguyunderabridge.8794 Před 7 lety +48

    So THIS is how that Courier gets around all of Skyrim

  • @Sruf.
    @Sruf. Před 3 lety +1

    The problem with being faster than light is that you're left in the darkness

  • @michaelgraham9774
    @michaelgraham9774 Před 6 lety

    The sound of the inevitable horde of cliff racers catching up to you at the end was the best.

  • @gilpita
    @gilpita Před 7 lety +116

    Skooma is a hell of a drug

  • @sivachandra34
    @sivachandra34 Před 2 lety

    Ending with that cliff racer's cry is just the chef's kiss.

  • @evzenvarga9707
    @evzenvarga9707 Před 5 lety

    I love these effects around you.

  • @michaelshannon6134
    @michaelshannon6134 Před 7 lety +56

    Skooma's a hell of a drug.

  • @Artakha9000
    @Artakha9000 Před 8 lety +328

    GOTTA GO RELATIVELY QUICKLY

    • @netherwalker1762
      @netherwalker1762 Před 8 lety +5

      Indeed

    • @ariss3304
      @ariss3304 Před 8 lety

      220 likes and only ONE comment? What is this sorcery?

    • @netherwalker1762
      @netherwalker1762 Před 8 lety +1

      What are you talking about? Not to be rude, there are very clearly six comments here.

    • @Lutist9523
      @Lutist9523 Před 8 lety +1

      I think there's seven, Don't mind if i do.

    • @poopsock9889
      @poopsock9889 Před 7 lety +4

      the problem with being faster than light is you always live in darkness

  • @rtas
    @rtas Před 7 lety

    I love the music in the background acting like this is a completely normal thing in morrowind

  • @forrest0
    @forrest0 Před 3 lety

    the cliff racer at the end is what makes this a true morrowind video

  • @noisemarine561
    @noisemarine561 Před 8 lety +79

    This should just be called, "cliff racer repellent"

    • @EvilNecroid
      @EvilNecroid Před 8 lety +1

      +Kawaii Atlas those damn cliff racers

    • @honzik2011
      @honzik2011 Před 8 lety +11

      repellent has worn off

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 Před 8 lety +1

      aww shit

    • @netherwalker1762
      @netherwalker1762 Před 8 lety +3

      This is why I like Skyrim just a *little* better, by then, Saint Juib had eradicated those freaking shitadaktles... that and the movement speed, dear god.

    • @Lovi07
      @Lovi07 Před 8 lety +2

      +Kawaii Atlas LIRUUUUUU :DDD

  • @genuinesaucy
    @genuinesaucy Před 9 lety +17

    Horizontally freefalling at terminal velocity isn't normal. But on Skooma it is.
    Skooma: Not Even Once

  • @haldir56
    @haldir56 Před 7 lety +2

    "My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive."

  • @ututat7326
    @ututat7326 Před rokem

    The cliff racer sounds at the end really seal the deal.

  • @etherraichu
    @etherraichu Před 8 lety +34

    and of course, the lasst thing that happens is you get attacked by a cliff racer. Morrowind is great

  • @mrmosty5167
    @mrmosty5167 Před 7 lety +200

    Well at least Cliff Racers can't annoy you anymore.

    • @jaimelannister1539
      @jaimelannister1539 Před 7 lety +36

      Nick H
      There was one at the end of the video, you can faintly hear it

    • @Cliffracer46
      @Cliffracer46 Před 7 lety

      Jaime Lannister lol

    • @Cliffracer46
      @Cliffracer46 Před 7 lety +1

      Hehe thanks, I played halo 3 so much back in 2009 and 2010. Sad Halo is different now..

    • @willdeyo8288
      @willdeyo8288 Před 7 lety +2

      Praise be to Saint Jib!

  • @lapisfengari2428
    @lapisfengari2428 Před 7 lety +7

    Rolling around at the speed of sound

  • @ghostnappa7806
    @ghostnappa7806 Před 7 lety +2

    You have unlocked DOCTOR ROCKSO! as a playable character.

    • @chancekelly2447
      @chancekelly2447 Před 7 lety

      How goes the music business?

    • @ghostnappa7806
      @ghostnappa7806 Před 7 lety

      Just amazing from working with movie actors now to rock stars business is great!!
      Were trying one now for the new power rangers theme gona be sick..

  • @irontomato3835
    @irontomato3835 Před 8 lety +231

    Watch the skies, traveler.

    • @grond9005
      @grond9005 Před 8 lety +44

      +IronTomato flying khajit can swoop down any moment

    • @Louthsk8er
      @Louthsk8er Před 8 lety +28

      Fuckin cliff racers

    • @Shawnlings
      @Shawnlings Před 8 lety +6

      +The BoneLord
      "The skies make this one... weary.."

  • @jayoxman9829
    @jayoxman9829 Před 7 lety +294

    how it feels to chew 5 gum

  • @arron4112
    @arron4112 Před 7 lety +2

    He thinks he's going super fast, but really he's just quivering, twitching, and frothing out the mouth with his bloodshot eyes towards the sky.

  • @w0wguy
    @w0wguy Před 7 lety +3

    Gotta go fast has a new meaning.

  • @Synthesid
    @Synthesid Před 7 lety +110

    That totally explains M'Aiq the Liar

  • @ThePieMan305
    @ThePieMan305 Před 9 lety +289

    This is the part of fast traveling you don't see

  • @mattlongjr7783
    @mattlongjr7783 Před 2 lety

    Can I just say that it makes me happy that this pops on my feed every couple years, just makes me happy:,)

  • @user-tu1ct4dd9t
    @user-tu1ct4dd9t Před 3 lety +2

    M'aiq can drink more, it is how m'aiq knows much.

  • @cjc2076
    @cjc2076 Před 7 lety +244

    I fucking love the sound you get when you get hurt in this game

    • @pleasestandby7485
      @pleasestandby7485 Před 7 lety +51

      Sounds like a hammer smashing a fresh meat

    • @Superminaren
      @Superminaren Před 7 lety

      (◥▶ ͜ʖ◀◤)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(◥▶ ͜ʖ◀◤)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Relinquicide
      @Relinquicide Před 7 lety +12

      All the sounds effects in this game were awesome. They really did a good job at distinguishing that.

    • @gunawanwibisono5899
      @gunawanwibisono5899 Před 7 lety +3

      BFJJEGG!

    • @devilhaque
      @devilhaque Před 7 lety +7

      NinjaEliteZ Sound like you hurt your balls

  • @samhayes-astrion
    @samhayes-astrion Před 8 lety +256

    you have ascended to godhood. praise the ten divines.

    • @randominus3887
      @randominus3887 Před 8 lety +5

      +The One True Purple King outta skyrim vicious elf

    • @samhayes-astrion
      @samhayes-astrion Před 8 lety +12

      ***** The fact you can get a blessing at his shrine means there's a deity there giving you a blessing, and I'd like to think the deity giving me a blessing named "Blessing of Talos" or whatnot is someone by that name.
      Unless Julianos has a fixation or something.

    • @UnluckycharmsGaming
      @UnluckycharmsGaming Před 8 lety +1

      that's still only 9...

    • @samhayes-astrion
      @samhayes-astrion Před 8 lety +21

      And this guy makes ten.

    • @samhayes-astrion
      @samhayes-astrion Před 8 lety +1

      He does exist! I have a follower mod of him! Kappa

  • @gc6329
    @gc6329 Před 3 lety

    The cliff racer at the end was the best part

  • @resonate690
    @resonate690 Před 3 lety +1

    If you drink enough skooma you BECOME a Cliffracer

  • @africaneedsdrugs
    @africaneedsdrugs Před 7 lety +258

    What happens when you drink 600 bottles of Skooma? Diabetes. I mean, that stuff is all sugar, right?

  • @tdbuniverse
    @tdbuniverse Před 7 lety +155

    [Heavily Distorted Green Hill Zone Plays In Background]

  • @eluvianii
    @eluvianii Před 2 lety

    I find the sound of the footsteps incredibly satisfying

  • @googelybear
    @googelybear Před 3 lety

    I love how it ends with the noise of a cliffracer

  • @childofthesun32
    @childofthesun32 Před 10 lety +65

    "You no longer have Skooma......... You ARE Skooma."

  • @AjourChannel
    @AjourChannel Před 10 lety +120

    "Too fast for the naked eyes. Nerevarine the Dunmer"

    • @RXC13
      @RXC13 Před 10 lety

      Nerevarine was not a dunmer and even when he was, he was an outsider.

    • @AjourChannel
      @AjourChannel Před 10 lety +10

      rxc13 I meant the incarnation of Nerevar.
      EDIT: You were right, Nerevarine is a Chimer.

    • @argonautslv
      @argonautslv Před 9 lety +9

      MrKatakatt correction: Nerevar is chimer, nerevarine doesn't have a canon race, atleast, i haven't seen a wikia that states otherwise

    • @UriGerhard
      @UriGerhard Před 9 lety +16

      pro tip: Put clothes on your eyes

    • @TheZombiesAreComing
      @TheZombiesAreComing Před 9 lety

      Seems like the game is having trouble rendering the world fast enough to keep up with his speed.

  • @WildBassfly
    @WildBassfly Před 7 lety

    56 speechcraft and 46 mercantile?!
    You sir, are a god amongst men.

  • @remotecabinstudios
    @remotecabinstudios Před rokem

    Breaks legs from fall damage, acrobatics increases to 100 😂

  • @noxabellus
    @noxabellus Před 7 lety +38

    Sometimes I wish they still had this kind of design philosophy.... *nostalgia sigh*

  • @Hortifox_the_gardener
    @Hortifox_the_gardener Před 8 lety +63

    This one temple quest where you are not allowed to talk and have to walk from Vivec to Dagon Fel area would have been way easier with 600 cans Red Bu... bottles of Skooma.

    • @boethiah12
      @boethiah12 Před 8 lety +1

      Couldn't you just use that waypoint fast travel spell? Or does that not work for that quest?

    • @Hortifox_the_gardener
      @Hortifox_the_gardener Před 8 lety +1

      Sure there was a fast travel spell in the vanilla game? Never heard of this o.O

    • @zackbryans4982
      @zackbryans4982 Před 8 lety +4

      Mark and Recall.

    • @boethiah12
      @boethiah12 Před 8 lety

      Zack Bryans yeah. thats them.

    • @Mazer2721
      @Mazer2721 Před 7 lety +1

      That takes the fun out of the quest for me. I like the forced exploration aspect. Same reason I stopped using console commands to fast travel.

  • @YesOkayButWhy
    @YesOkayButWhy Před 9 měsíci

    Brings new meaning to "doing leg crunch exercises".

  • @Stoneth
    @Stoneth Před 7 lety

    This becomes all the more funnier if you play the theme from Sonic X while watching this video.

  • @kaiserwilhelmthesecond5744
    @kaiserwilhelmthesecond5744 Před 8 lety +168

    I miss skooma from past games. Now its just restore stamina 20 points wtf bethesda

    • @uwuperson1046
      @uwuperson1046 Před 8 lety

      ikr!?

    • @skecthiness7075
      @skecthiness7075 Před 8 lety +1

      +Lakov Bagrov I know right! but I did like the screen affect it gave you in skyrim, I could pretend I was high on drugs and kill everyone lol good times.

    • @zacharylavoie6889
      @zacharylavoie6889 Před 8 lety

      +Lakov Bagrov That's why you need mods. Although i do agree that it should've had some sort of cool effects in the base game.

    • @elixxon
      @elixxon Před 8 lety

      In Skyrim you are Dragonborn... demigods are immune to intoxication seemingly.

    • @KingShrykull92
      @KingShrykull92 Před 8 lety +2

      They're not immune to intoxication. The Sanguine quest proves that.

  • @rafaelpascoaliczerniej297
    @rafaelpascoaliczerniej297 Před 7 lety +141

    ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND,GOT PLACES TO GO