Eating Haitian Patties Be Like

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Eating Haitian Patties Be Like. Comedy. Sketch comedy.
Haitian Comedy.

[@user-il2ex8vt7w]

"It wasn't alot, but it was good". 😂 so true

[@SeanAndre100]

😂😂🤣🤣 Man! He ain't lying!

[@MsCitaSexychat]

It’s soo true!! USE THE TONGUE 👅

[@quaymar2838]

I SWEAR 😂😂😂

[@soniapoly1]

Lol 😂 just a spot of meat in the middle

[@guerdacadichon358]

So true! They put like a teaspoon of meat in the middle or the side. Like THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!! Anyone it's still taste AMAZING!!

[@ElizabethHome153]

About right on the Pattie meat😂

[@iknowwhoiamwalkingmiracle9817]

Lolll so true, keep going to taste the meat😁😁😁

[@WontonSlim]

😂😂 it be endless pastry and a sliver of filling

[@jakgirltube]

Lmaooo. I'm so hungry right now, I'll take three of them Haitians patties

[@bigtrey007]

I eat my patties in layers...lol

[@haitiankid2990]

Watching this made me hungry

[@savtelly3817]

😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love when he plays the nice Haitian man with the glasses. Great video! 👍🏿

[@theblacksourcemoniekblack1687]

Sav Telly me too!

[@bkbjorn3487]

Yooooooo! Dis guy is funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣Deadass true too!

[@nicardtv]

The Haitian is back ✊🏽

[@carribgirl007]

I am not from the Hatian, but am from the Caribbean. I love hatian patties and haven't had one in many wears. I no longer eat any meats but I remember how delicious they were.

[@MisspEC]

This had me dying!! I needed that laugh

[@iamq74]

You hilarious.

[@daughterofthemosthighgod863]

Watching this while I'm eating a patty.

[@chrisliefrancois4716]

😂😂😂😂😂OMG I showed this to everyone in the house 😂😭😭😂😂😂

[@vicjacsiant3778]

U can’t never taste the chicken in the pattie that why I get pattie mory or the beef

[@twdjt6245]

That's why I just don't bother with Haitian patties period. Aint paying that price for flaky bread lmao . Jamaican patties all the way.

[@jessica33313]

the fish one be hitting the spot!!

[@Random-ys9qi]

@@twdjt6245 there are actually a lot of places in NJ that give more meat than dough🙂

[@laylajames1693]

@@Random-ys9qi Yeah I agree Haitian food in general be hittin different 😃

[@Carpathianpixie]

It's MORUE but I feel you😅 my mom makes them from scratch and I used to always help her make it so I can make sure there was lots of stuffing in there😭

[@3056bigman]

I feel the crumbs in my eye 😂😂

[@kempossible650]

Lmao!!, the accuracy!!

[@towoawawaboofficial]

You'll need 5 to even get one with a piece of chicken you can chew🤣🤣😂

[@roseazor1067]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shirlspark_stardust]

I'm hungry now for Haitian pattie love my people's

[@demicamack6670]

I don't even know what that patty is but these videos are AMAZING!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mjbarbaraconstantestremera5509]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 if this ain't the truth!!!

[@TahTwinkletoes]

😂🤣😭😭 Its funny because it's TRUE! 😂

[@BAMMAX1]

😂😂😂😂Right on point

[@heatherbeaubrun9135]

Ohhh my gosh... too funny!!!

[@c-jizzy4464]

A pinch of meat be in the back of the pattie..lol

[@jesusrice5395]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂You could never just buy one..............

[@DeeDee-dl9wk]

Facts

[@snickers1k161]

Yooo dawg Fr Doe😂😂

[@shondamob123]

This man is hilarious 😂!!!!

[@magdarodriguez9374]

Keep going!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@shirlspark_stardust]

Papa Jean eating Haitian Patties only the fish one for me yum 😋

[@ceeess5896]

LMAO I died. This man got crumbs up to his forehead LOL!

[@jean-raynauldleduc9414]

Keep going....🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 so true 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

[@heatherbeaubrun9135]

I JUST made patties last week, and again lastnight! Lol!!

[@MartinwasHere70]

hahahaha honestly this is what happens to me each time

[@Mackandal-]

💯 Facts 🤣🤣😂

[@heavenslyric5782]

Just hearing the crunch does it for me! They ain't lying 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@stevenunknown9700]

I love Haitian patties

[@MadeByTriniLena]

🤣😂🤣😂 oh the flakes lol

[@rosestfleur2030]

I though this only happen in Nassau Bahamas. Lol, Haitian patties no meat.

[@vaep880]

Super facts

[@Shin8bi]

Omg i am 1 year late, but it same for my birth country. Jamaican patties can be brittle too... love it. Lol

[@theblacksourcemoniekblack1687]

I am so hype! As soon as my knee heal, I’m gonna go cop me a Haitian patty!!

[@cinnamonstar808]

my stomach..😭💀

[@nathalietitus741]

This video is so on point!!.... lol..but i still love me some haitian patties

[@rondeisel]

Viceux! 🤣

[@Squidkidd999]

No cap 🇭🇹

[@chesouffrant5863]

A little messy lol

[@alphonseolive]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 True Story

[@togidjay23]

My momma always makes those, just like that a little meat in the middle😭💀

[@enuphsayd9746]

That never made sense to me why they do that. All this dough and a teaspoon of meat 🙄

[@togidjay23]

@@enuphsayd9746 I think because they wanna make more😂

[@lovelydeath04]

Uggghh!!! That looks so good!!!🤤🤤🤤

[@lizz741]

Why am I getting Chris Rock/Pookie/New Jack City vibes on this one? 😅😅😅...Papa please I ask again, who is your supplier? 🥐

[@lindsey2764]

I am the opposite of that I actually like to eat the outside but not the meat inside

[@Bios101]

All that bread and the meat in a tiny corner man lmao

[@Dabenzt]

Fax bro it take long to get the chicken

[@gerdasenor4887]

Me seeing a pate be like:yummmmmmmm

[@olivierthemadpanda9761]

METTÉ VIANDE PAPA !!

[@tnoizy09]

Yoooooooooo I AM CRRYYYYIIINNGGG #theaccuracy

[@heathercj8862]

That why I make my own. Lol

[@Carpathianpixie]

Oooh, I need to learn how to make some!

[@GolDHakl]

Bro I thought I was the only one. It got to the point where I would cut the corners and just eat the middle.

[@Raj-cl7he]

With haitian patties it's all about the bread the meat is just a sprinkle touch to it

[@seand67]

Lmao 😂

[@selenalamothe997]

notice how you have 0 dislikes. thats bc all of your skits are comedy gold. BTW id like this better without the chewing noises but thats bc i have an aversion to them (not uncommon)

[@kennymanuel4980]

This is accurate 😂😂😂😂

[@onevoice7]

Lol!

[@gigiv6426]

that's my biggest gripe with haitian patties "WHERES THE MEAT" they put just a little scoop right in the middle of the patty, but not going to lie it does taste good

[@enuphsayd9746]

That teaspoon of a meat inside the patty never made sense to me. Many of times I don't buy them, even though the dough is good as heck, bc I know I'll get piss.

[@jessica33313]

That’s why I get the fish

[@CraftyCreationsbyJade]

Lmfao it have more patti than chicken 🍗

[@DJDAVINCI]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blueguy7102]

i love haitian patties :D

[@king_perfect5569]

😂😂😂😂

[@infinityeyond4182]

YES BRO

[@faithfulness_6205]

Reallll. There is be so much of the "outside" crispy parts of the patty and then there is this tiny little line of fish and it's like WOOOW😮. But I actually like it when it's like that cause I prefer the crispy outsides of the patty than the fillings.

[@bellaluvluv]

Lol 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆

[@freetherealkeeptherest]

Haitian patties are 100 times better then Jamaican patties nobody can argue that fact w me

[@zaliabutler1544]

He tellin da truth. That's why his videos are soooo funny. Great video. Tfs 🙏🏾👍🏾👏🏾❤

[@fullauhtos]

🤣🤣🤣💯💯

[@sheiladaleus1763]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅 Lol

[@wasdaddy13]

A+ Depiction

[@infinityeyond4182]

"My bad" *wipe wipe wipe wipe* 😂😂😂

[@jeffnoisette]

Why though? 😂😂😂 Why only little meat in there? 😂

[@marcusgreene1356]

The money is in the dough. 😉

[@jeffnoisette]

@@marcusgreene1356 I don't know, I'm going to have to say half true😁 My dad use to get some Haitian patties in a Miami spot called Little Haiti, let's just say everything was perfect 🤤 The right amount of meat and crusty dough! 🤤

[@7u231]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-uc1sf8dg7j]

😮

[@LSmoney215]

😂😂😂

[@1rrhjh]

Yoooo 😂😂😂

[@triadholisticliving2369]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DivineFro]

Wooyyy 😭😂

[@ExotiKZBoy17]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@magarethecharles1085]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@1983khd]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@khalilahwestindies2224]

😆🤣

[@nicksonjean5797]

😂😂👍

[@Amariiiiie]

lmbo

[@chiefpriestmalakyaahlahada6748]

😆😆😆😆😅😅😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@blackiam6527]

Llmmmaaoo that is the truth

[@NancyGooGoo]

Are those from Le Bon Pain? They're not from Pate Jeanty! LOL

[@muxnod9857]

Queens in the building!!!