How I met JAY Z
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- čas přidán 25. 09. 2019
- I judge celebrities by how they treat their fans. Jay Z came out to my pool deck while I was lifeguarding and I tested to see how cool he was.
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Side note: When Jay Z came to the pool, he and Beyonce weren’t public - so as far as the public knew he was single. If that was actually the case tho... I dunno.
If someone dies in a living room, is it still a living room?
Ohhh, I see👀👀
sWooZie being actin' *real* smooth with Beyonce 😎😎
If that guy stood up to Jz maybe he would be Beyoncé’s husband today!
Hey SwOoZe
Epic.
I died when the little boy said “Hey Jay-B” 🤣🤣🤣
The moment i saw this i heard 𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗬 𝗕
Still better than "Hey B-Jay" 🤔
Same lmao 😂😂😂
I swear foo on gawd I did 😂😂😂😂😂
The boy knows only one famous person carti B
"JAY B I LOVE YOU!" that cracked me up
He spittin
Jay b mhm
Lmao
Its Jay Z
GODLIKE J I know it’s jay z I was just quoting was swoozie said it was a joke
That Chris Brown “Look at me now” joke is mad underrated 😂😂😂❌🧢
Facts!
The word "underrated" is overrated
It’s had me dead 😂😂😂
Shit takes you back to 09
@@lady534021 hi
Swoozie: How I once locked eyes with Jay Z from across a pool
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This video should be called: *_"Swoozie caught Jay Z cheating on Beyonce for 6 mins straight"_*
MOMO 😅😂😂😂😂
Then we would have never seen or heard from Swoozie ever again.
Yea I was botta say that
How if they wasn’t even dat-
FACTS
“Beyoncé” singing naughty girl took me out😭😭
💀
3:50
IKR!!!!!!!
This man really just beatboxed the grindin' beat. That sounded too clean.
So I wasn't the only one that heard it hahaha
when the guards started beat boxing i died 😂
I was thinking the same thing.
Swoozie faking Beyoncé’s voice is the greatest gift I didn’t even know I needed!
Izzy - thanks! I think it’s some of my best work.
sWooZie bro when’s the tape droppin?
I’d argue the Chris Brown impression was better
Izzy honestly beauty is it’s entirety
كيوت
“They so black, their eyes were yellow dawg.”
Swoozie 2k19
Yeah you can see that live in Ghana .its scary
I cant stop laughing 😂
AHHHHHH!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anthony said that I think and he was quoting hin
Xehanorts in a nutshell
this is my type of story telling
Girl: "I think Jay-Z just hit on me!"
So, are you Becky with the good hair?
😦😦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Drop an ambiguous beat so this video don't get demonitized" Drops one of the most recognizable beats in school lunch table history
“He going to get mad at me for kissing her hand, *AND HE GOING TO CHEAT ON HER* ”
Jay-Z about to sue you for that one
💀
4:30 [Lyrics] (Correct me if I'm wrong)
What you think you can F with me?
*Jigga wha?*
Recognize strict Jay to the Z
*Jigga who?*
You just gonna run up in the club, son? And start disrespec'ing me?
*I don't even know what you talkin' bout. Dog, I think you got me confused*
Oh? That wasn't you kissing on my girl? That was a motherfuck' ugly dude
**Gasp** *My bad I was wasn't tryna be rude*
What should I have my boys do to you?
Thank you so much
“Some Other front ugly dude “ no beef
OH DANGGGGG
DAMNNNNNN
*Recognize, trick
Yooo Anthony’s entire story had me dead the whole time!!!😂😂 “Me and fourteen other people” 😂 “how imma break up with my girlfriend so me and Beyoncé can be together” 😂 “at a dirt nap, pushin up daises see you at the crossroads” 😂
and the beat lmaooo
They so black they eyes are yellow
MY HEART SANK INTO MY BOOTY
You know how many times I have to pause the video to see the small text swoozie pops on the screen for 0.000002 seconds? Always worth it tho 😂😂
When? Gimme timestamps i didn’t notice lol
He listens to Darknet diaries, man of culture
I don't appreciate it 😒
Yup same here
if u pause and use < > u can move the video frame by frame
5:27 That Chris Brown edit with the "Look at me Now" take was so funny 😂😂😂
L
Hahaa....leggo
melton Chambers bruh lmao
King Kai HaHahHahaha, leggol
What does it mean haha
"My heart sank into my booty..." 😂
Literally the only comment about that 🤣
"yo they so black, Their eyes yellow"
I may die in peace XD
😂🤣😂🤣
when he started rapping, lemme tell you!!! I LOST IT😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Swooz started beatboxing.. I yelled uncontrollably
“I’M YO PUSHAAA”
Man these youngins out here won't get that reference! Smh
From ghetto to ghetto, back yard to yard....
I was like hold up hold up THIS GRINDINN
Call me subwoofa
I’M YO PUSHA
Anyone noticed him saying “killing two stone with one bird”😂😂 I died hearing that
That’s why there was 2 stones and 1 bird 💁🏻♀️
😂😂😂😂
"Anyone notice" they said, meanwhile, everyone had noticed
@@booty_hunter4207 why are you hating when I'm just making a fun comment???
@@prismmoont1635 I dont really feel like explaining why that's stupid, so just know that it is
I died when Beyoncé was singing at the club
Lyrics:
Jay-Z: What you think you can F with me
Anthony: Jigga wha?
Jay-Z: Recognize jig-jay-to-the-z
Anthony :Jigga who?
Jay Z: You just gon run up in the club son and start disrespecting me?
Anthony: I don’t even know what you talking about, dog I think you got me confused
Jay-Z: Oh, that wasn’t you kissing on my girl, that was some other butt ugly dude
Anthony: *gasp* my bad I wasn’t tryna be rude
Jay-Z:What should I have my boys do to you?
son i read this as it was happening
myhextixmind SAMEE 😂😂😂
Recognize trick*
4:23
“BUT DID YOU DIE?” - Leslie Chow
Words to live by 😂😂😂
Mom is always saying this when she makes me do something I don't like
NAAAAAAAA
I know right
@@CrazyBbq6481 yaaaaaaaaaz
4:24 that beat actually went hard😂🔥
It's an extremely popular hip hop beat from the song "Grindin" that came out in the early 2000s. It's known for the drums
That was amazing.
Me to
Bruh
Yo 2 replies?
Damn Jay-Z dropping that beat almost as fast as he cheated on Beyoncé.
Sw0ozie's "friend" got low-key bars.
Lol are you trying to say Jay Z tried to cheat on B with Sabrina and later had 2 random pool girls in cabana?
That's what it sounds like
He was just saying what she said I think. And you know how rappers say that stuff but don't really mean it anyways
i think his jay z pool story was before they were dating
@Vikki DC I mean swoozie in his late 30s maybe 40s by now so you never know
@@michaelzachary00 Bro what? He's 31 😅
When he started quoting Chris brown I lost it 😂😂😂
"My heart sank into my booty" Idk why but that part had me dead
“Drop an ambiguous beat” I knew it was “grindin” the whole time you ain’t slick swoozie😂
THE BEYONCÉ SINGING KILLED ME 😂😂😂
i have replayed the rap like 17 times... i need this to be my ringtone
“Jiggaman...I sweatergawd.” 💀💀
My favorite part was generic ass beat 😂😂😂 had me dead for some reason idk
Lmao I think that beat was supposed to be grinding by pusha t
need a whole album full of those lol
@@shykiaembry9828 pusha t? you mean... the clipse?
@@AveryLiburd yeah clipse but I like to say pusha t is the more recognizable one. Plus the dude who commented might know who that is specifically
@@June26Brown right! Takes me back to elementary. Lol
That Simone girl had me dying!
"Nocashonlymate."
That shit was funny af😂🤣
i thought she said no sorry mate
Absolutely no one:
Simone: "EYE tHiNk Jay-Z jUsT HiT oN mEY" 0:34
No cap Simone in this story is my mums mate haha they all worked at the hard rock hotel in America
@@ricofernandez2945 YOOOO thas dope😅
5:28 perfect timing. I feel like you put it at that time on purpose because that's also the name of Chris's album that's out 😂😂😂😂😂
KING SCIENCE????!!!
I love your Tik Tok!!!!!!!!!!
Ye
Swear the beat boxing was on point 😂😂😂
Jay-Z be out here wilding my G
*How many stories does sWooZie have in the vault?!*
🎊🎱⚾💻😭😭 You suck More Than Jake. I love you Susie and don't talk by the rapper keys for.
Swoozie disappearing for 2 strait months
Swoozie: *Im at this party*😂😂
“Trick luh the kids” LOLOLOLOLOL
@4:30 if sWooZie wrote and spit those bars himself; I think we can all agree that Jay Z was the one who missed out on one heck of a protege
Whenever I see the notification for one of swoozies vids I stop everything to watch it. Mad love swoozie
Bruhhhhh me to 😂😂😂😂
Even Pewdiepie?
Same, im literally in class
I was at work and my boss has a no streaming policy. I watched it anyways. Who needs a job 🤷🏽♀️
When he started singing naughty girl I DIED
I was okay till Beyonce started singing i'm dying . lol
Fanta Sea ?! Lmao I cried laughing when I heard that
Same, I love Queen
5:08 I would like to just point out that Anthony’s epitaph is “He got a little too close to the Queen and ‘someone’ *clapped his cheeks* “
That is all 😂😂
Jigga what?
The thing on the gravestone
Gayyyyyy
anthony’s story and the beat had me weeeaakkkk lmao this is the best one by far
God loves you.
He sent his son so through him we can have eternal life.
Humbly seek him.
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Swoozie- walks upto Jay Z
Jay Z - Ight I'ma head out
Lmfao
“Ion see how you could hate from outside the club... You can’t even get in”😂😂
Sooooo you basically saw “Becky with the good hair”....
Thanks for bringing this back man. It’s one of my favorites.
“J B I LOVE YOU” I screamed
Why is jay Z the only dude with a real face lmao
Edit: Spoke too soon 🤦🏽♂️
Don't forget Beyonce's face was there too
Jayden Levine there’s a girl one too
Chris Brown's there too
5:15 jigga man I swearlagorrr 😂
Swoozie: *post a video*
Me: wow I didn’t know it did that
Simone sound like a young British boy from the industrial era
After a “whole” year this video finally pops up
4:20 gave me Hamilton vibes so simple yet so enjoyable
"no cash only mate" had me all types of dead
Change the title to: How I Met Beyoncé’s Husband. 😂
*How many stories does SwooZie have in the vault?!?*
lol he used to work at a major hotel, Disney World, and was a pro gamer. I think he has a few more lol
Bro when the beat drop and he said his heart went in his booty I was SCREAMING !!!!!!! This man so funny 😂. Where all the original sWooZie fans at 👀
4:24 that beat tho and the rest NICE
“ my heart sunk into my booty” 😂😂😂.........yup, that’s enough CZcams🚶🏾♂️
Little kid to Jay Z: "J.B., I love you!"
When Swoozie goes Hamilton
5:28 - 5:33
Do you have any idea how many times i rewound that shit? I’m STILL doin’ it! 🤣🤣🤣
"I got to meet him and launch my rap career" 😂😂😂😂😂
But why are JZ’s eyebrows lookin like Penny Wise from IT when he mad tho 😂
This reminds me of South Park, when they do parodys of celebrity
Kyle approves-
Lets go swoozie back with the damn heat
So is Simone “Becky with the good hair”? 🤔🤔🤔
I’m debating if this story is actually true or not.🤔
What's the verdict?
iss prolly tru coz its not dat impressive. but the other guys story might not be tru
Jeremiah White - had to turn Anthony’s part into a rap - I did a pass where I shared it like he shared it and it was pretty dark so I though the rap would lighten the mood
@@swoozie dam bruh u got a reply from da og
Same. I feel like if it was it shouldn't of taken him this long to post a video on it.
(I have a confession to make😩)
*Jay-Z hit on me😏*
jay kae the name tho
U have a mustache lol
Same
jay kae no he didn’t 😭
TAOG Nation r/woosh
"But did you die? NO."
-Swoozie 2019
My new favourite quote.
"Nocashomlimate!"
"What?"
swoozie has the best content oh lordy im early
"She sang right TO meh dawg"
Been a while since I laughed this hard, thank you Adamante!
Someone call me
I got my new ringtone
4:24
Sooo swoozie just exposed jay-z for trying to finesse another woman 🤦🏻♂️ when Beyoncé sees this.....smh
Maxelus Bawark there’s a chance that jay z was single at the time
@@jatsr how if they was dating when the foo went to da club? And he told the story to swoozie and then he was with the girls so he def cheat lmao
JA_TSR wait this actually happened?
He's not famous for being loyal
Sly Ny I’m not completely sure but it might have, his friends story is kind of unbelievable though.
I was at my school when this came, I watched it, got caught. Then finished it in detention 😂
Seems like u Found a working System
Keep doing u what is the worst that could Happen
This is so much tea, I’m a little surprised this video is still up tbh 😂😂
I missed you sWooZie! This vid was hilarious!!
Damn, it seems like all 6.91 million of sWooZie's subscribers got to meet Jay Z but he didn't 😂
2:19 nobody:
Simone: *nocashonlymate*
"But did you die? No." Best life advice ever.
CZcams coming after that ambigous beat, Swooz. Time to lawyer up
2:20 “Nacashoolymae”?? 😂 I’m rolling
Is this the real life? Or I it just Fanta Sea? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes
look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come
Easy go
Little high
Little low
Anyway the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me
To me
@@joscar062 Mama just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
MAMAAAAAAAA Oooohhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if nothing really matters
Im so happy I found your channel it's been a while
Bruh I'm crying 😂😭 this was too funny.
sWooZie be like: *Is this the real life. Is this just fantasy.*
5:28 - I've haven't thought of that song in a good while, but knew the rest of the lyrics.
Bro I missed your videos! They so funny! The rapping part got me.
yessss you finally back