Medieval Misconceptions: SWEARING, CURSING and PROFANITY

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  • An in depth looks at medieval swearing, how it was done and how it differs to the modern day.
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  • @essexclass8168
    @essexclass8168 Před 3 lety +2288

    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
    was an insult so offensive it would split England and France for over half a millennium

    • @imahuman6880
      @imahuman6880 Před 3 lety +96

      It’s also the reason I got disowned

    • @pennyw2226
      @pennyw2226 Před 3 lety +17

      I’m a Human oof you too

    • @imahuman6880
      @imahuman6880 Před 3 lety +33

      @@pennyw2226 ikr, one day my mother just said *gibble gibble* and I was at a adoption center

    • @lindaakesson8403
      @lindaakesson8403 Před 3 lety +5

      3.20 did you notice the mordhau reference XD

    • @targard.quantumfrack6854
      @targard.quantumfrack6854 Před 3 lety +56

      As a french man, I fart in your general direction!

  • @Honne1064
    @Honne1064 Před 3 lety +3557

    Seeing Australian man not swearing makes me feel weird.

    • @nanoblast5748
      @nanoblast5748 Před 3 lety +453

      the fact that shad doesn't use c*nt as a synonym for person is extremely weird to me.

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi Před 3 lety +113

      @@nanoblast5748 I think I've watched far too much videos by Rimmy...

    • @Honne1064
      @Honne1064 Před 3 lety +43

      @@afinoxi or Lewis Spears.

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell Před 3 lety +79

      Now I'm just thinking of 'medieval Australia'.

    • @dungeonmaster7974
      @dungeonmaster7974 Před 3 lety +42

      He wields the power of censorship

  • @daniellockwood630
    @daniellockwood630 Před 3 lety +1087

    Ancient Chinese cursing: "dishonor on your family and dishonor on your cow"

    • @ICaligvla
      @ICaligvla Před 3 lety +94

      In some cases they are the same thing

    • @samyrandome425
      @samyrandome425 Před 3 lety +27

      Cursed be the religion of your father

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 Před 3 lety +56

      We Chinese also traditionally put a lot of emphasis on our ancestors and elders. So you can definitely use those as subjects for cursing.

    • @waltertaljaard1488
      @waltertaljaard1488 Před 3 lety +53

      'May you live in interesting times.'

    • @shadowflash705
      @shadowflash705 Před 3 lety +33

      @@waltertaljaard1488 "May you live in 2020"...

  • @yvettechevalier7089
    @yvettechevalier7089 Před 3 lety +287

    The worst kind of curse for Shad would be something like:
    “May all of your castles be forever be without machicolations!”

    • @mariomusicmadness
      @mariomusicmadness Před 2 lety +31

      "May your swords be as dull as Mulan 2020"

    • @JarieSuicune
      @JarieSuicune Před 2 lety +1

      @@mariomusicmadness Better than Disney's animated version for me. Too many songs, too much Mushu.

    • @alexanderwu
      @alexanderwu Před 2 lety

      Your mom used nunchucks as a weapon

    • @petarmilich8684
      @petarmilich8684 Před 2 lety +15

      @@JarieSuicune you’re wrong. Objectively.

    • @youtubeviewer4472
      @youtubeviewer4472 Před 11 měsíci

      But what about dragons?

  • @sagqe
    @sagqe Před 3 lety +1487

    I'm Finnish...Swearing or cursing or whatever has no effect at all. Calling someone a swede...now that's fighting words.

    • @brandonhey7797
      @brandonhey7797 Před 3 lety +85

      Oh dear.

    • @metalvisionsongcontest7055
      @metalvisionsongcontest7055 Před 3 lety +144

      Brandon Hey No, since he's talking about northern countries, the correct term is "oh deer" 😉.

    • @HandleMyBallsYouTube
      @HandleMyBallsYouTube Před 3 lety +169

      Also Finn here, using swear words in casual conversation is not only normal, it's expected. Personally I trust no man who doesn't swear or curse, that's a man who's clearly hiding a lot.

    • @brandonhey7797
      @brandonhey7797 Před 3 lety +11

      @@metalvisionsongcontest7055 😂

    • @HansKSG
      @HansKSG Před 3 lety +41

      Funny enough, calling a Swede a Finn is all ok.

  • @zawarudo596
    @zawarudo596 Před 3 lety +1350

    "Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries!" Lol

    • @anonymoususer6845
      @anonymoususer6845 Před 3 lety +14

      You got to it before i did hahahaha

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi Před 3 lety +42

      If I ever visit a castle I'm gonna shout this with all my might from the ramparts

    • @gingergreek
      @gingergreek Před 3 lety +32

      There's no need for that type of language here. Shocking

    • @MLEbug
      @MLEbug Před 3 lety +36

      You and your silly English knnnnnnnigts!

    • @Knight_Astolfo
      @Knight_Astolfo Před 3 lety +22

      I looked for it and was not disappointed
      *taps helmet while making fart noises*

  • @zachpayne3572
    @zachpayne3572 Před 3 lety +416

    This is great as it touches on the biggest "dumb" criticism of Brandon Sanderson books. I have seen multiple bad reviews say he writes childish dialogue because he doesn't say our modern swear words, and instead uses words and phrases that make sense for his cultures.
    Sure, you can not like the stylistic choice, but it doesn't mean it's "childish"

    • @Mnnvint
      @Mnnvint Před 3 lety +67

      Yeah, apparently there was a US TV series that was set in the wild west sort of, and was supposed to be realistic in most respect, but they decided against using period-authentic swearing, because things which would be found really offensive at the time (e.g. "God-darn!") would not be interpreted very seriously by modern audiences, and would sound corny in a Yosemite Sam way.
      If you ask me, that's chickening out. It shields people from the important fact that what people have found offensive, and what they have found sacred (meaning important, valuable, meaningful *independent* of anyone's opinions about the matter), has varied a lot.

    • @giftzwerg7345
      @giftzwerg7345 Před 3 lety +4

      That makes it even better

    • @WK-47
      @WK-47 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Mnnvint Deadwood?

    • @MasterSpud
      @MasterSpud Před 2 lety +11

      And that’s funny as well because hearing modern swearing in GoT actually takes me out of the experience cuz it doesn’t feel right in that setting, so I would say that sort of thing is bad dialogue

    • @Senior-Donjusticia
      @Senior-Donjusticia Před rokem +6

      “Storm it” in the Rosharan setting, where storms are utterly devastating and extremely deadly, not to mention in many cases considered divine, when you think about it, is very severe language in that context. You’re essentially saying, “Let that person die or that thing be destroyed.”

  • @Spoot401
    @Spoot401 Před 3 lety +201

    The strongest swear I've ever heard was from a 1st grader yelling at her friend, "Shut up and eat your pie!" There was no pie.

    • @sleepdeep305
      @sleepdeep305 Před 2 lety +29

      There's always something so profound about how children approach cursing.

    • @mijaroprime9509
      @mijaroprime9509 Před 2 lety +16

      @@FatherNagic can you not make this political?

    • @robertpatter5509
      @robertpatter5509 Před rokem +4

      @@mijaroprime9509 You may not care about politics, but politics cares about you - Some guy. Propably
      Meaning: You can't escape it. No matter how hard you try.
      Those that desire to be left alone with ALWAYS be ruled by those who don't leave others alone.
      Neutrality is a lie.

    • @mijaroprime9509
      @mijaroprime9509 Před rokem

      @@robertpatter5509 don't give me that crap, we can escape politics in a comment section that's not about it by not bringing it up. Stop being annoying pricks.

    • @LeavingGoose046
      @LeavingGoose046 Před rokem +6

      @@robertpatter5509 Yea but this video has nothing to do with Joe Biden, neither does this comment. As someone who doesn't like the guy, not everything has to be about him, you're just being annoyingly off-topic. It'd be like if I started waffling on about zucchinis.

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi Před 3 lety +2855

    Shad doesn't even curse in a video about cursing.
    This dude is a legend.

    • @coyotetrickster5758
      @coyotetrickster5758 Před 3 lety +79

      He is Mormon, it is a rule by most.

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi Před 3 lety +47

      @@coyotetrickster5758 so is it a rule in most religions and their sects and practically nobody cares.

    • @charliepirhonen9734
      @charliepirhonen9734 Před 3 lety +34

      Is he even Australian? Just kidding, he's a champ.

    • @TheTakato122
      @TheTakato122 Před 3 lety +39

      "Shad doesn't even curse in a video about cursing." He said "damn you" like half dozen times.

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi Před 3 lety +30

      @@TheTakato122 we don't consider that a curse word normally though. Maybe an insult ?
      If you're speaking without using insults though that's a bit unnatural. I can understand not wanting to curse but insults ? That's a bit too high level.

  • @Kameth
    @Kameth Před 3 lety +833

    CZcams: Hmm.
    Shad: It's an educational vid about swearing, all modern offensive language is censored, and I don't swear anyway.
    CZcams: HMMMMMMMMMMM.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Před 3 lety +25

      CZcams: 🟡💲 🟡
      Shad: 🤬

    • @XraynPR
      @XraynPR Před 3 lety +8

      might as well go full EFAP - Naughty words edition

    • @harlannguyen4048
      @harlannguyen4048 Před 3 lety +10

      "Hello, all my fellow N-Words."

    • @vane909090
      @vane909090 Před 3 lety +2

      Meanwhile there are big youtubers who swear 24/7 and nothing happens to them.

    • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
      @marthahawkinson-michau9611 Před 3 lety

      @@vane909090 I know of at least one who does so nearly every video, but he does at least make a passable attempt at bleeping the swearing. Just not so much as to make the words unrecognizable. He’s monetized. Go figure.

  • @user-gn6wz9fe1c
    @user-gn6wz9fe1c Před 3 lety +748

    Alternative tittle: Shad proves he is not in fact an Australian by refusing an opportunity to swear.

    • @heroicaknight4735
      @heroicaknight4735 Před 3 lety +10

      😂🤣😂

    • @Gazmus
      @Gazmus Před 3 lety +25

      Australia has nice guy christians too...

    • @TheRenegade...
      @TheRenegade... Před 3 lety +3

      @Carl Stone There's a reason you need to prefix nice guy to it

    • @caioaugusto3138
      @caioaugusto3138 Před 3 lety +6

      @@TheRenegade... it's either "cunt" or "noice guy" sometimes "mate"

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 Před 3 lety +7

      He also won't wrestle a croc or box a kangaroo. Can you believe it?

  • @Marinealver
    @Marinealver Před 3 lety +314

    "May the demons of lust posses the daughters of the Duke of Canterbury and transform them into nymphomanic harlots."
    How's that for a curse?

    • @loaf1893
      @loaf1893 Před 3 lety +41

      Definitely will offend parents

    • @waltertaljaard1488
      @waltertaljaard1488 Před 3 lety +18

      Roman curse;
      Irrumatre!
      Damno te in nomenis omnibus dei.
      Spiriti mali submundis te et totam familiam tuam in finistram eaternam fereant.

    • @Digitaaliklosetti
      @Digitaaliklosetti Před 3 lety +3

      not for their husbands

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Před 3 lety +24

      @@Digitaaliklosetti The curse would cause them to frequently betray their husbands.

    • @Digitaaliklosetti
      @Digitaaliklosetti Před 3 lety +20

      @@johndododoe1411 they're from Kent, that was always going to happen

  • @ducomaritiem7160
    @ducomaritiem7160 Před 3 lety +382

    I attended the Hastings battle reenactment in 2006, as a Norman warrior. We had to study a list of "Norman and Saxon insults" to shout at eachother on the battlefield. One of them was " Your mother wears leather!" Referring to the low status of stinkng leatherworkers back than.

    • @byzantion1683
      @byzantion1683 Před 3 lety +25

      i can see that as still having value as an insult today, if in a different way lol. i read 2 boring books about a time travelling prophecy that starts in pre roman britan, second ends with hastings and alleges that the english repeatedly yelled UT aka OUT at the normans. thing that stuck with me the most from the books, makes me feel emotional at least lol.

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. Před 3 lety +18

      _That’s why yer shoes raggidy_

    • @bananajoe113
      @bananajoe113 Před 3 lety +7

      I think sayin your mother wears leather is still an insult. Although it wouldn't be due to "smell".

    • @nathanielcrosby2426
      @nathanielcrosby2426 Před 3 lety +2

      Wouldn't that also have been an insult directed at Duke William, since his mother was a tanner's daughter?

  • @ToonamiT0M
    @ToonamiT0M Před 3 lety +644

    Related true story;
    Many years ago, when my D&D group was still pretty new and learning the game, our DM said he was going to focus on roll playing the NPCs more than he had been.
    During one encounter, a player did something rude to an NPC and the DM blurted out "You dick!"
    The table reminded him that he said he would roll play, so the DM goes "Verily, thou art a penis."
    We all lost it and it's been common insult ever since.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Před 3 lety +43

      Brilliant DM 😂

    • @peterbarlow5709
      @peterbarlow5709 Před 3 lety +21

      Absolute madlad

    • @brianhiles8164
      @brianhiles8164 Před 3 lety +30

      Statement, utilizing a French accent: "Thou art ´appiness."
      Response: _"It´s kind of you to say that."_

    • @stevenskorich7878
      @stevenskorich7878 Před 3 lety +14

      Surely you meant "role playing". Roll the dice, play the role. Just another one of those little English quirks our spell checkers cannot catch.

    • @ToonamiT0M
      @ToonamiT0M Před 3 lety +16

      @@stevenskorich7878 Huh? Wat? No. No. no. I, I meant to say "roll."
      See? It's a pun. Yah. That's it. That's the ticket. Because you roll die in D&D. So it's funny. Get it?
      It wasn't a mistake. It was on purpose.
      Nailed it!

  • @adriansue8955
    @adriansue8955 Před 3 lety +115

    Basically.... its not the word itself that's offensive, but what you're communicating that is.
    I think I like their style

    • @tbonbrad
      @tbonbrad Před 2 lety +11

      THE WAY IT GOD DAMN FUCKING SHOULD BE!!!

  • @r.i.p.4485
    @r.i.p.4485 Před 3 lety +114

    context is very important as well.
    The merchant bit his thumb at the Queen and yelled, " May your children find great fortune tending to the land."
    The Queen's knights brought forth their shields and encircled the doomed merchant.
    The merchant laid down a few gold pieces on the shabby farmer's humble table. " May your children find great fortune tending to the land."
    The farmer's eyes glistened and his breath wavered. He would not lose his farm this year, nor would he lose his family.

  • @GlebShvetsov
    @GlebShvetsov Před 3 lety +749

    Shad: Mentions swearing.
    Picture frame: Shows an image of the Australian Flag
    Never change, Shad. Never change.

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 Před 3 lety +17

      Shad's editor.

    • @phosphoros60
      @phosphoros60 Před 3 lety +11

      Advance Australia swear

    • @TGPDrunknHick
      @TGPDrunknHick Před 3 lety +4

      I Imagine that as aussie, if I ever ended up on a talkshow or the like I'd have to think through every word and still drop bombs without thinking about it.

    • @sebastiansilverfox6912
      @sebastiansilverfox6912 Před 3 lety +4

      Never change?! Wouldn't he start to smell after a couple days?

    • @anttibra
      @anttibra Před 3 lety

      The most offensive word in English lexicon: Australian

  • @daywither927
    @daywither927 Před 3 lety +342

    So Monthy Python and the Holy Grail was historically correct. Incredible.

    • @chadfalardeau5396
      @chadfalardeau5396 Před 3 lety +47

      One of the guys that did that is a historical enthusiast

    • @thelaughingcossack6521
      @thelaughingcossack6521 Před 3 lety +83

      When Monty bloody Python gets medieval history better than most modern media, that's when you know something is seriously wrong

    • @FactoryofRedstone
      @FactoryofRedstone Před 3 lety +72

      I heard a story of the Holy Grail that Arthur is always shouting run away instead of retreat because in the time of Arthur the French hadn't invaded Britain yet, so the word retreat wasn't part of the English language yet.

    • @jon-paulfilkins7820
      @jon-paulfilkins7820 Před 3 lety +21

      @@chadfalardeau5396 The late but great Terry Jones, he wrote a few books and did a couple of series, His "Medieval Lives" and the one covering "The Barbarians" are both worth watching if you can.

    • @brettmajeske3525
      @brettmajeske3525 Před 3 lety +29

      @@chadfalardeau5396 Actually Terry was more than just an enthusiast, Medieval Literature was his focus at Oxford. He was planning on it as a career before comedy got in the way.

  • @Poluact
    @Poluact Před 3 lety +67

    In short: medieval swearing made much more sense.

    • @tice7217
      @tice7217 Před 3 lety +20

      Medieval: describing how world will roll over someone they hate
      Modern: feces

    • @mausklick1635
      @mausklick1635 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes, the contemporary hostility towards "swearing" is pure affect.

  • @uselesspocketwatch
    @uselesspocketwatch Před 3 lety +99

    The "translation" of vulgarities is something they had to do in the Deadwood series.
    " Actually the constant bad language is a deliberate stylistic choice. People in the wild west didn't really speak like that, they used cusswords like nincompoop or tarnation, which would have been shocking at the time but strike us today as impossibly tame.
    But the creators decided to make the townsfolk contemporarily foul-mouthed to maintain that anarchic, underclassy feel in the present day."
    ". . . the characters were originally intended to use period slang and swear words. Such words, however, were based heavily on the era's deep religious roots and tended to be more blasphemous than scatological. Instead of being shockingly crude (in keeping with the tone of a frontier mining camp), the results sounded downright comical. As one commentator put it '… if you put words like 'goldarn' into the mouths of the characters on 'Deadwood', they'd all wind up sounding like Yosemite Sam.'
    Instead, it was decided that the show would use current profanity in order for the words to have the same impact on modern audiences as the blasphemous ones did back in the 1870s."

    • @DraculaCronqvist
      @DraculaCronqvist Před 3 lety +12

      It's a careful wager between historical accuracy and audience reception. Sometimes, you do have to deliberately go for something not so historically accurate to properly convey meaning and intention to an audience.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před rokem

      And then you translate the book and have to find swears and profanities with the same impact in the target language.

  • @ChemoshKamos
    @ChemoshKamos Před 3 lety +355

    Reminds me of how many times I've shouted at my little brother "I swear to God, I'm gonna kick your ass!" Without a second thought. Never once did I actually think I was making an oath to God to roundhouse kick my little brother.

    • @paulchapman8023
      @paulchapman8023 Před 3 lety +62

      And has God held you to those oaths?

    • @Zhab80
      @Zhab80 Před 3 lety +67

      Well so long as some day some part of your foot make contact with his ass with any amount of force... your oaths will technically be fulfilled.

    • @stevencurtis7157
      @stevencurtis7157 Před 3 lety +12

      Don't worry about it too much, god doesn't exist enough to do anything about it.

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse Před 3 lety +71

      Imagine having to answer to God about why you didn't kick your brother's ass.

    • @vinzcastro9304
      @vinzcastro9304 Před 3 lety +23

      @@Punishthefalse I'm crying lmao

  • @codysing1223
    @codysing1223 Před 3 lety +317

    Even the automatic subtitles say Chad instead of Shad.
    "Greetings I'm Chad, from Chadiversity"

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 Před 3 lety +152

    I prefer classic shakespear:
    Son: Villain, what hast thou done?
    ; Aaron: That which thou canst not undo
    Son: Thou hast undone our mother; Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.
    And yes. This is what you think. It was a Maury Show situation.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 Před 3 lety +29

      Shakespeare was one bawdy bard - sadly a lot of it's lost listening to it in RP and only some of his more *obvious* ones (like "country matters") are discernible to the modern ear while things like "hour on hour we ripe and ripe; and hour on hour we rot and rot" lose their original word-play of whore/hour and ripe/rape...
      Not to mention that a good percentage of other puns and many rhymes are ruined...

    • @moonchild3143
      @moonchild3143 Před 3 lety +4

      The very first yo mama joke

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb Před 3 lety +5

      @@wolf1066 Not to mention rot/rut.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DavidSmith-vr1nb I specifically said I wasn't mentioning all the other ruined puns... :P

  • @michaelcrawford3663
    @michaelcrawford3663 Před 3 lety +49

    I was playing kingdom come and one guy greeted me by saying Jesus Christ be praised. My mom apparently only overheard the first and told me to turn it down or put my headphones on because she didn’t want to hear that. Had to walk by some more villagers to get her to see they were just welcoming me lol.

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 Před rokem +3

      Interesting, even hardcore Christians don't often greet each other with such greetings nowadays. Goes to show how thoroughly baked in Christianity was in medieval society (or at least in 15th century Bohemia)

  • @robbiejena3735
    @robbiejena3735 Před 3 lety +453

    Translation: They cared about CONTEXT.

    • @Jimbobalina1
      @Jimbobalina1 Před 3 lety +44

      If only the western world's media conglomerates care about context in 2020,

    • @dossiebigham6916
      @dossiebigham6916 Před 3 lety +26

      Yes just yes if only the world still did care about context.

    • @martytu20
      @martytu20 Před 3 lety +10

      I see you’re a man of culture as well...

    • @dossiebigham6916
      @dossiebigham6916 Před 3 lety +3

      @@martytu20 yes

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Jimbobalina1 By God's dick I wish they cared about context (gonna try and make that my "highest" curse word/phrase now, and do my best to not use God's name in vain :P I'm trying to be religious again)

  • @Sol-mr1lv
    @Sol-mr1lv Před 3 lety +202

    From Shakespear
    "Thy mothers name is ominous to children"

    • @zombielizard218
      @zombielizard218 Před 3 lety +33

      What? You Egg! *[Stabs him]*

    • @Osric24
      @Osric24 Před 3 lety +32

      Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
      Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
      Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
      Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.

    • @jsn1252
      @jsn1252 Před 3 lety

      @@oyoo3323 I seriously doubt he had much of any impact on the English language, but was just one of the first to write down much of the common vernacular. After all, less than a third of men were literate at the time.

    • @jsn1252
      @jsn1252 Před 3 lety

      @Logan Waltz South park is at least usually criticizing something under its crude exterior; Shakespeare was more like reality tv.

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 Před 3 lety

      Sounds like my mother in law.

  • @moraien3278
    @moraien3278 Před 3 lety +33

    The german word for "swearing" is "fluchen" (cursing) and a "Swearword" is a "Schimpfwort" (scolding word).
    And "swearing an Oath" is "ein Schwur schwören".

  • @dagoonite
    @dagoonite Před 3 lety +28

    This was one of those videos where I ended up remembering "Oh, yeah, Shad's Mormon." Not in a negative light or anything, don't worry, just... I don't think about your religion and just that you're a cool guy who talks about cool things. I was just thinking about your resistance to swearing and remembered. (I remember always wincing whenever I'd cuss around the Mormons, feeling like a heel over it.)

  • @leppeppel
    @leppeppel Před 3 lety +222

    *looks at thumbnail*
    Hmm, the machicolations debate is really heating up.

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi Před 3 lety +9

      In a different universe , that is exactly what has happened.
      And I can grin like a child at that thought.

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion Před 3 lety +1

      That's honestly what I thought at first. 🤣

  • @kaleialeon8410
    @kaleialeon8410 Před 3 lety +146

    Wakko: *placing Bible under cop’s hand* Do you swear?
    Cop: Yes
    Wakko: *swipes Bible away* Well you shouldn’t. It’s not nice.

    • @zincwing4475
      @zincwing4475 Před 3 lety +5

      Wait, does that mean you can refuse that oath for religious reasons?
      EDIT: I checked. Wikipedia says you can use affirmation instead of swearing. This is considered equivalent to the law.

    • @clockworks5069
      @clockworks5069 Před 3 lety +6

      HELLOOOOO NURSE!

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 Před 3 lety +4

      @Gallow Black Well good news, it's getting/gotten a new show. Look it up.

    • @irok1
      @irok1 Před 3 lety +1

      @Gallow Black they're baaaaack

  • @dragmire3D
    @dragmire3D Před 3 lety +54

    "A pox on you, and your kind!"
    -Worms Armageddon (Thespian voice)

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama Před 2 lety

      "A POX! A POX ON THE PHONY KING OF ENGLAND!"
      -Disney's Robin Hood, interestingly!

  • @mikaeelmalik1724
    @mikaeelmalik1724 Před 3 lety +60

    An Australian man that doesn't swear, I think the time space continuum is gonna fall apart

  • @DZ-1987
    @DZ-1987 Před 3 lety +268

    Bloody finally.
    I was waiting for something like this. Now i can make characters swear in Medieval fashion.
    And if anyone dares to say "these Swears make no sense" I'll reply with "Your mum makes no cents."
    "Well, duh, she's a houswife."
    Ah... curse my habit of making jokes out of insults...

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro Před 3 lety +16

      Most common cases are:
      1) Use names of deities needlessly or in offensive way ("By the El-ahrairah!")
      2) Actual cursing enchantment or wishing bad ("go to hell!")
      3) Falsely swearing ("one day I will kill you, son!")
      4) Or simply talking about stuff what are taboo in specific society ("are you an elf, or something?")
      In short, not as much specific words but the context, as Shad said. It is in fact quite cool way to make world of fantasy more alive, still keeping it PG.

    • @Soulslayer612
      @Soulslayer612 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TheRezro "When the orc proceeded to question the purity of the man's mother was when he decided the orc must die."
      "Demora's hole!"
      "Shor's bones!"
      All good examples.

    • @Osric24
      @Osric24 Před 3 lety +3

      Funny you open with "bloody." Which is short for blood of Christ, the very kind of invective Shad was saying would be highly offensive in medieval time.

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Osric24 Behold my accidental Brilliant occasions, good sir.
      I even surprise myself with it.

    • @finnhackapell6560
      @finnhackapell6560 Před 3 lety

      @@TheRezro Bonus points for the Watership Down reference. Didn't expect to see it in this channel

  • @analogbunny
    @analogbunny Před 3 lety +403

    Canadian French is lagged in time and still has these features. "Ostie de cholise de tabarnac maudit sang du fils" would be the kind of thing an angry construction worker would say if he hit his thumb. That literally translates to "host chalice from tabernacle cursed blood of the son", or "Holy grail from the altar, blood of Christ". But these words still mean what they mean in the proper context.
    It's actually not impossible to swear for a minute straight in French and never repeat yourself.
    As a (former) linguist, this episode pleases me.

    • @amaplepaladin5700
      @amaplepaladin5700 Před 3 lety +18

      Agreed, i use good old “osti de calis de tabarnak” with frequency.
      Vive le Québec!

    • @Yumao420
      @Yumao420 Před 3 lety +22

      Noob. In spanish you can swear as long as you can live. My longest swearing is in more or less 15 minutes without stop

    • @analogbunny
      @analogbunny Před 3 lety +12

      @@amaplepaladin5700 The only time I've ever been scandalized is when someone said "chatte du vièrge!". I'm not even religious and I still clutched the pearls.
      And I'm a Franco-Ontarian, dude. We always get left out 😥

    • @Highbrowser
      @Highbrowser Před 3 lety +11

      I love the Merovingian’s monologue on swearing in the Matrix reloaded.

    • @thelaughingcossack6521
      @thelaughingcossack6521 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Yumao420 we Croatians have the most creative swearing in the entire world and I can bet you whatever you want that we have more creative profanity

  • @JRCSalter
    @JRCSalter Před 3 lety +15

    I love how swearing was handled in the Wheel of Time. There are obviously characters who swear more than others, and you get a feel of which phrases are worse than others. Whenever I read Uno's dialogue, for instance, I get the same feeling as if he had uttered a string of modern swear words, simply due to how Jordan had built up his system beforehand.

  • @DanKaraJordan
    @DanKaraJordan Před 3 lety +53

    "By the Dog!" - Socrates
    (The Dog is referring to Anubis, an Egyptian god.)

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef Před rokem +1

      Headcanon Accepted.
      Wait... this actually happened!

  • @Fletcher91
    @Fletcher91 Před 3 lety +488

    Medieval people:
    > "Oh my god!"
    > "What happened?"
    > "I just saw the King being murdered!"
    California girls today:
    > "Oh my god!"
    > "What happened?"
    > "I just ate, like, an _entire_ sandwhich!"

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 3 lety +25

      @Doggoh Funny thing is, Medieval people were nicer in that regard since you wouldn't be executed for saying the Lord's name in vain lol

    • @sketchstevens5859
      @sketchstevens5859 Před 3 lety +4

      Medieval People: Dear Lord
      Grandmas: Oh my stars
      Spurda: XDDDDDDDD

    • @holyshaman
      @holyshaman Před 3 lety +4

      You forgot overusing the word literally.

    • @lollllloro
      @lollllloro Před 3 lety +2

      @@holyshaman Literally where?
      sorry.

    • @kevinsullivan3448
      @kevinsullivan3448 Před 3 lety +6

      By Odin's Eye this comment is spot on.

  • @Embetebe
    @Embetebe Před 3 lety +121

    Apparently the worse swear word you can use in Shad's hearing is Lindybeige's pronounciation of "Machicolation"

  • @sarasolomon4812
    @sarasolomon4812 Před 3 lety +13

    This video is very interesting! As a religious Jew I can tell you that the severity of swearing and using G-d's name in vain, has not changed since the middle ages (even earlier). G-d's name is so sacred that we never even pronounce it; it is spelled one way but pronounced an entirely different way in prayer. When not praying, we say "Hashem" which literally translates as "The Name". Some Jews don't even spell out G-O-D, but write G-d (as you might have noticed I'm doing now). Although there are many Jews who say "G-d" instead of "Hashem", when speaking to non-Jewish, fir the sake of clarity. But saying G-d's sacred Hebrew name in vain is considered a serious sin.
    Swearing as an oath is also serious business. You should NEVER make promises you can't keep, especially saying "I SWEAR to do XYZ", because Heaven will hold you to your oath, even if extraneous circumstances get in the way. The word is to make a "Neder" a "vow". If you make a neder, you must go before a Jewish Rabinical Court of Law (consisting of three men), explain your mistake and be absolved of your oath. It's complicated, and it's easier to just avoid making a neder to start with.
    Swearing and cursing is considered vulgar, and low class. Although, apparently there are whole books filled with hilarious Yiddish curses.

  • @saheliumd7182
    @saheliumd7182 Před 3 lety +8

    I am so happy that Shad is getting movies and graphic novels made. You deserve it all mate!

  • @geoshark12
    @geoshark12 Před 3 lety +78

    A lot of medieval swearing seems more creative then now a days swearing

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 Před 3 lety +3

      @Logan Waltz name the last time you heard a swear that some one did as a sentence off the top of there head

    • @zssdfounder4607
      @zssdfounder4607 Před 3 lety +2

      @@geoshark12 in today's world most people aren't as overall intelligent in the aggressive speech department.
      I'd imagine some of our ancestors saying that we are far less imaginative when telling people to "F off"

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 Před 3 lety +1

      @@zssdfounder4607 i think we need to take some spartan classes( they literally had there soldiers train in the comeback and smack talking and being sass masters)

  • @l33tsamurai
    @l33tsamurai Před 3 lety +150

    "I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive"
    "Throw me the rope"
    💁

    • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
      @marthahawkinson-michau9611 Před 3 lety +2

      😂

    • @kuschelmonsternews794
      @kuschelmonsternews794 Před 3 lety +5

      Hello! My name is Enigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!

    • @williamt.sherman9841
      @williamt.sherman9841 Před 3 lety +12

      "i give you my word as a Spaniard"
      "i've known to many Spaniards"

    • @joellaz9836
      @joellaz9836 Před 3 lety +1

      Swearing on your soul would have gotten you fined by the Puritans in 17th century England, you know.

    • @l33tsamurai
      @l33tsamurai Před 3 lety +4

      @@joellaz9836 but what if it's my father's soul?
      Also he's dead. Does that help?

  • @kaitlynkitty1917
    @kaitlynkitty1917 Před 3 lety +31

    *ahem*
    THY mother, not thine! Thine is for words that begin with a vowel sound.

    • @tylerbrown8098
      @tylerbrown8098 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes, but no. Thy/thine is the same as my/mine, the vowel thing is a seperate rule that applies to both

    • @kaitlynkitty1917
      @kaitlynkitty1917 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tylerbrown8098 Having looked it up, different websites are saying both, but the majority seem to be saying thine is just the prevocalic form(preceding vowels). How can we know which ones are more trustworthy?

    • @tylerbrown8098
      @tylerbrown8098 Před 3 lety

      @@kaitlynkitty1917 idk the sites you, specifically, are seeing, so I can't speak to that. All the ones I've seen, and have just confirmed with, explain that it's both (and often specifically that it works just like my/mine), except for a rather specific genre of posts/sites/threads trying to dumb it down so people can get their "Old English" right (and doing so inefficiently, imho). The my/mine=thy/thine equivalency also fits with how languages tend to work (the first person and second person pronouns use the same endings, as opposed to possessing the same endings but using them differently).

  • @ElJelda
    @ElJelda Před 3 lety +5

    It’s really interesting to compare the facts you say with how you used them in the Shadow of the Conqueror.
    I actually adopted its swearing at darkness, and even few weeks after reading the book for the first time, I used „blackened” irl.

  • @RauMins
    @RauMins Před 3 lety +377

    "Thou weedy clay-brained foot-licker!"
    But on a more serious note, fascinating subject.. but it doesn't feature enough machicolations ♥

    • @shanjudo4510
      @shanjudo4510 Před 3 lety

      @sbcontt YT i believe you sir have pronounced that word incorrect!! i am greatly offended...IT IS pronounced machicolatiannnsssaaayyyyhhhhhhhhh!!!

    • @cmelton6796
      @cmelton6796 Před 3 lety

      Instead we had MALEDICTIONS!

  • @Colouroutofspace4
    @Colouroutofspace4 Před 3 lety +499

    My favorite example of swearing is The Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks

    • @1917cutlass
      @1917cutlass Před 3 lety +47

      I was completely unfamiliar with this until reading this comment. Thank you for posting it, you made my morning!

    • @Csanad121
      @Csanad121 Před 3 lety +5

      Which is? Link?

    • @damuvang1915
      @damuvang1915 Před 3 lety +3

      What? You have to tell us please!

    • @Colouroutofspace4
      @Colouroutofspace4 Před 3 lety +56

      Context:
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

    • @IamRayson
      @IamRayson Před 3 lety +44

      I read it and had a grin from ear to ear.

  • @davidtolman6743
    @davidtolman6743 Před 3 lety +8

    When your bishop asks you to speak in sacrament meeting, you Shad must know you were probably his first pick, and he was looking forward to it. Not many people can talk about god so well and remain interesting throughout.

  • @MajorNr01
    @MajorNr01 Před 3 lety +5

    This video has helped me get my casual swearing under control and make use of it only when appropriate. You wouldn't imagine what kind of character improvement this unlocks!
    Thanks Shad!

  • @theguy3851
    @theguy3851 Před 3 lety +260

    Imagine medieval cursing is actual demonic ritual.

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi Před 3 lety +37

      I too , do speak enchanting table.

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 Před 3 lety +12

      Nah, that's the equivalent of being racist in a liberal arts school. You don't dare speak it aloud.

    • @MithrilSludge6541
      @MithrilSludge6541 Před 3 lety +3

      That spy kids 3 profile pic and name tho

    • @rikospostmodernlife
      @rikospostmodernlife Před 3 lety +2

      Curse

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 Před 3 lety +4

      I once heard as a curse: by God, I brought you into this world and will take you out of it, if you keep...

  • @djdeadbeat4380
    @djdeadbeat4380 Před 3 lety +41

    The insults in medieval times sounded really savage

    • @Lurker101Gaming
      @Lurker101Gaming Před 3 lety +17

      They required more creativity than just calling someone a cunt. Creativity is always superior to laziness

    • @justincenter4061
      @justincenter4061 Před 3 lety +12

      "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries" sounds like it's just a goofy string of words, but it is truly insulting. Hamsters were unpleasant rodents known for constantly breeding, elderberries were a common fruit to make wine from.
      so in other words "your mother was a dirty slut and your father was a drunk". An actually meaningful insult that would start fights even today.

  • @straightjacket308
    @straightjacket308 Před 3 lety +11

    Lord of the rings uses oaths and swearing in an amazing way. In that each one held power. Look at the ghosts that aragorn had fight with him in the palanor fields. They swore an oath to fight alongside his ancestors, and they bailed.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před rokem

      And they had to stand up to their oath to be freed of that undead existence.

  • @Solidfact42
    @Solidfact42 Před 3 lety +5

    As someone who is fascinated by language in general, this was a particularly interesting episode to me. Thank you for the exploration into this concept.

  • @yochaiwyss3843
    @yochaiwyss3843 Před 3 lety +265

    You mean to tell me, that in the backwards medieval times, people used the context of the words in a far more discerning and intent-based manner, than today's "enlightened" world? I'd bring up an example with a pug but I don't have 800 Quid and as a certain judge stated 'Context Doesn't Matter'

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 Před 3 lety +3

      If you want to live in medieval way so much try it let's see how nuch you'll last

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 Před 3 lety +47

      @@berilsevvalbekret772 I don't think I have stated that in any form, though you are invited to bring forth a quote of me doing so. I'll wait.

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 Před 3 lety +26

      "Bad words" that must never be spoken always strike me as being primarily an American thing. I believe it comes from some Christian sect that fled persecution in Europe.

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 Před 3 lety +27

      @@Yora21 And yet... it's a crime in the UK, primer state among western civilization

    • @d.o.p.echart9483
      @d.o.p.echart9483 Před 3 lety +25

      @@yochaiwyss3843 You guys badly need a bill of rights in the UK.

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches Před 3 lety +129

    Shad, looking at a picture of poop:
    "It may have slipped out once or twice."

  • @designator7402
    @designator7402 Před 3 lety +22

    Shad doing his best not to swear in a video about swearing gives me life.

  • @reactivearmour5126
    @reactivearmour5126 Před 3 lety +1

    So glad to see you again, Shad. Great video. God bless you.

  • @GreatUSTreasureHunt
    @GreatUSTreasureHunt Před 3 lety +346

    "Go hashtag atsign percent ampersand yourself!"
    "How is that spelled?"
    "#@%& if I know."

    • @justarandomtechpriest1578
      @justarandomtechpriest1578 Před 3 lety +11

      pound sign

    • @shadpant9255
      @shadpant9255 Před 3 lety +12

      this & is called an ampersand?

    • @xxportalxx.
      @xxportalxx. Před 3 lety +3

      @@shadpant9255 yes, it comes from how the alphabet used to be said 'a ampersand b...' or something along those lines

    • @irok1
      @irok1 Před 3 lety +15

      @@xxportalxx. When reciting the alphabet: a,b,c,...x,y, z, and per se and, meaning that 'and' was, by itself, 'and'. And per se and eventually bled together to form ampersand

    • @xxportalxx.
      @xxportalxx. Před 3 lety +1

      @@irok1 yeah that's it, I knew someone would remember it clearer than I.

  • @NickNitro
    @NickNitro Před 3 lety +514

    we needed this, thanks man.

  • @snafu2350
    @snafu2350 Před 3 lety +7

    Nice explanation! Incidentally, "We Will Rock You!" as a backing track or crowd song works well for an early-period chant, as most of the original song is 'a cappella': the bass guitar solo is simply tagged onto the end. It would be very appropriate if musical styles had diversified a little :)

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 Před 3 lety +2

    The fact that he could the intro without chuckling (until after the cinematic) must have been a great feat of self-restraint!

  • @CunnilingusVolcano
    @CunnilingusVolcano Před 3 lety +82

    “By the Nine!“
    “Blessings of Stendarr upon ye”

    • @elliot04877
      @elliot04877 Před 3 lety +8

      By shorr, is this a elderscrolls connoissuer im sensing?

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Před 3 lety +4

      Pieces of Eight

    • @Etticos.
      @Etticos. Před 3 lety +10

      You're bloated with disease. The Vigilant of Stendarr can help you, as long as you promise to never assist the Daedra.

    • @Aethuviel
      @Aethuviel Před 3 lety +2

      @@Etticos. As a loyal and faithful Dunmer, I slit the throat of every Vigilant I encounter.

    • @StarlitSeafoam
      @StarlitSeafoam Před 3 lety +1

      Shor's bones! A true son of Skyrim! Talos be with you, friend.

  • @Xion_Toshiro
    @Xion_Toshiro Před 3 lety +141

    In a Biblical context;
    when the Pharisees went up to Christ Jesus, saying:
    "He hath a devil" - was considered as a blasphemy of a highest order.
    That lesson I learn really stood out to me, and stuck with me.

    • @markbyrd7710
      @markbyrd7710 Před 3 lety +28

      Yes! And Jesus told his followers not to swear oaths by anything on earth or in heaven, so this is why "swearing" is seen negatively.

    • @simonacerton3478
      @simonacerton3478 Před 3 lety +26

      If you think about it, its a very serious insult as it says basically "Is possessed by Satan combined with spiritually unclean." In many parts of history it a great way to have someone's friends and family pay you a very hostile visit.

    • @knightjamesii7757
      @knightjamesii7757 Před 3 lety +19

      @@simonacerton3478 the ancient equivalent of cancel culture.

    • @SirWussiePants
      @SirWussiePants Před 3 lety +13

      And "Using the Lords name in vain" did not originally mean swearing but using God's name to curse someone in the way we think of calling upon Odin to give someone the pox. But saying Jesus F'ing Christ does not meet that. A curse is different than swearing. Cursing is calling upon the god(s) to cause someone else harm. Swearing does not break the commandment, Cursing does.

    • @jrsoggaming8690
      @jrsoggaming8690 Před 3 lety +3

      Jesus then continues to tell the people that this statement, "He hath a Devil." is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, because the Pharisees knew that He truly was the Son of God and they mocked the Spirit, only because they were Prideful and Greedy, and they did not want Rome to take away their seat of power. and that it is the only Sin He would not forgive.

  • @riatsila144
    @riatsila144 Před 3 lety

    Not sure entirely which video I found you by, but have thoroughly enjoyed everything I've watched!
    You have gained greater respect from me by your restraint of the tongue, and all the more, I am thrilled to be able to call you brother!
    Praise and Glory to the King!

  • @alexgibson4415
    @alexgibson4415 Před 3 lety

    Shad I wanted to tell you how refreshing, comforting, and how it just does my heart good to see a popular CZcamsr tell the world there a Christian, and shares there convictions, bless you brother, also wanted to let you know that I watched your video about you going through your struggles with sleep apnea and talking about the surgery you were gonna soon be going through, that was quite some time ago but when I watched it I also was struggling with sleep apnea, it was affecting my work, my relationships with friends and family, and my own basic joy in life, the cpap machine did not work for me and I was really wondering what I would do next, then I seen your video talking about how the cpap didn’t help you and that the surgery was the next step, I didn’t even know there was such a surgery as my doctor never mentioned it and I though the machine was the end of the line, your video made me aware of it and I talked to my doctor, it’s been months now since I had my nasal operation, turns out I only had about a 4mm space to breath through and obviously the cpap couldn’t help that, I now breath in general soooo much better and can sleep and actually awake feeling rested and not in a daze with a headache, I am able to work without falling asleep at the wheel and enjoy outings with the family again, I actually remember when the doctor removed the tubes from my nasal passages about a week after the operation and I took my first full breath, I thought I’d suck up his tie 😂, thank you for the fun and informative videos you make and thank you for being open about you faith any your struggles, both have helped me a lot, may God bless you and your family!

  • @thefabulouskitten7204
    @thefabulouskitten7204 Před 3 lety +136

    It always kinda makes me happy seeing you take a Christian approach on these sorts of things. Not a lot of Christians accurately depicting our beliefs on here. Props to you Shad! God bless.

    • @azrael_hypo
      @azrael_hypo Před 3 lety +4

      the Christians that don't accurately depict your beliefs typically don't share your exact beliefs. for example, many evangelical Christians believe that faith is required to enter Heaven, while Catholics typically believe that you just have to do good. in this case, while Shad (who is iirc a Mormon) may take great offence to blasphemy, a nonpracticing Christian who believes in the god of the bible but just tries to be a good person may not, and may also be comfortable with swearing. i don't mean this to attack you; i just don't think it's fair to say that Christians are depicting your beliefs inaccurately when they don't share the exact same beliefs as you.
      p.s. if you're curious, i'm not a Christian, although i hope that you won't dismiss this comment on account of that

    • @RedRocket4000
      @RedRocket4000 Před 3 lety +4

      @@azrael_hypo Officially Catholics and Protestants have buried the hatchet and agreed that asking Jesus for forgiveness the only requirement to enter heaven but that works are important and the natural consequence of becoming a Christian. Basically both sides said both sides belief was correct in that being saved would result in what Catholics would expect one to do and if that did not occur you would question if they still are saved. It not just Evangelical Christians it all Protestant belief on asking Jesus for forgiveness being the baee. Of course this agreement has not filtered out to all believers and on the Protestant side only the major groups that were involved in the negations.
      Of course the intense irony of the Many millions killed in the religious wars between the sides only to realize the sides did not disagree on the core.

    • @azrael_hypo
      @azrael_hypo Před 3 lety +2

      ​@@RedRocket4000 "officially" is a little bit of a problem in the Catholic Church, since Pope Francis and the Vatican disagreed on whether atheists (and other non-Christians) are able to go to Heaven. Pope Francis said that he believes that it is possible, though less easy, for non-Christians to get into Heaven, while the Vatican denounced that. however, the main point is that there is disagreement in doctrine (though i admit that i was mistaken as to its extent on account on the fundamentalists such as Jack Chick, which i typically find to be more entertaining and important to address than more reasonable groups like Quakers). a better example would be doctrine regarding LGBT+ rights, where the NIFB advocate for a theocracy that murders members of the community and say that they're all going to Hell, while Quakers and some Methodists perform gay marriages. the thing to take away is that saying that some Christians don't represent your beliefs Christianity fails to recognise that not all Christians share your beliefs. if you really need convincing of that, look at the beliefs of Heaven's Gate, a Christian cult whose take on Christianity was distinctly sci-fi, but still Christianity

  • @joshguilds6284
    @joshguilds6284 Před 3 lety +32

    The idea of how a modern audience responds to swearing compared to how somebody would in a medieval setting reminded me of my favorite author Terry Goodkind. In his Sword of Truth book series he used the word bags in the same context as we would use f*ck. Now of course "bags" isn't a swear word, but Goodkind does a great job of making his characters act offended by the word that as the reader you end up finding the word offensive as you read it.

    • @Arenuphis
      @Arenuphis Před 3 lety +1

      Same for Robert jordans wheel of time
      Had a wide array of curses that you know are curses because of the delivery and how chars react to hearing it

  • @bishopclark4524
    @bishopclark4524 Před 3 lety +1

    I love watching your videos I deal with anxiety and then you just have a very likeable way representing yourself in your information and it just helps me to watch her videos

  • @Scyzzles
    @Scyzzles Před 3 lety +1

    These videos about the more mundane aspects of medieval life are my favorite stuff of yours. Interesting stuff that doesn't get covered much.

  • @shadfacts6465
    @shadfacts6465 Před 3 lety +173

    Shad Facts: Shad has created a variant of the "Power Word: Kill" spell. From shad though it is a thousand miles AOE spell and a correctly pronounced calling of MACHICOLATIONS!!!!!!!

    • @jcdenton2187
      @jcdenton2187 Před 3 lety +3

      Power Word MACHICOLAAATIIIOOOONS
      Prerequisites: Owning at least one castle with Machicolations
      Components: V
      Level 7 Spell learned only by Shad.

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 Před 3 lety

      Machicolations!

  • @quentinbrown9300
    @quentinbrown9300 Před 3 lety +273

    OkayOkayOkayOkayOkayOkayOkayOkayOkay, you get a like just for that thumbnail, for some reason it just made my day!

  • @StevDoesBigJumps
    @StevDoesBigJumps Před 3 lety +3

    Damn, Shad playing it really safe with the algorithm.

  • @alink2dfuture504
    @alink2dfuture504 Před 3 lety +4

    I needed this to remind me how wholesome Shad is

  • @TheMemeRepository
    @TheMemeRepository Před 3 lety +324

    Missed an opportunity to say: "Oh sugar honey iced tea".

    • @ct7567CaptRex
      @ct7567CaptRex Před 3 lety +7

      Im stealing that. Thanks alot.

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d Před 3 lety +19

      @@ct7567CaptRex If you had watched _Madagascar,_ then you could've stolen it a lot sooner.

    • @ct7567CaptRex
      @ct7567CaptRex Před 3 lety +6

      @@r0bw00d never could, when I was a child my mom didnt let me watch anything that wasnt an original german kids show or movie. (i am german and my mom is a conservative traditionalist).

    • @punishedbearzerker5400
      @punishedbearzerker5400 Před 3 lety

      Good day, purveyor of Good Rat.

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d Před 3 lety +5

      @@ct7567CaptRex Well then, at lease if you didn't know where it came from before, you do now.

  • @kevlar3994
    @kevlar3994 Před 3 lety +66

    I love mormons skirting around swearing, it's the most adorable thing in the world to me.

    • @ChrisHolman
      @ChrisHolman Před 3 lety +5

      Shad is a Mormon? Or no??

    • @TheHornedKing
      @TheHornedKing Před 3 lety +18

      @@ChrisHolman He is a mormon.

    • @ChrisHolman
      @ChrisHolman Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheHornedKing Makes sense now

    • @thethrashyone
      @thethrashyone Před 3 lety +11

      Strange to learn that he's Mormon since I've been thinking for a while, "Man, Shad really reminds me of this Mormon friend I have." Very similar mannerisms and sense of humor.

    • @brettmajeske3525
      @brettmajeske3525 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ChrisHolman Check out his video on the Sword of Laban!

  • @airshipswashbuckler6420

    Deep respect for how you covered this topic.
    I am really enjoying your channel! There is a wide range topics and tons of useful information and always an interesting and educated perspective. Keep it up!
    😁👍

  • @JoeyintheAM
    @JoeyintheAM Před 3 lety

    I respect your personal stance on swear words, but I respect the fact that you're still highlighting the historical significance of them even more.

  • @doomyboi
    @doomyboi Před 3 lety +29

    I gotta say that picture of the knight flipping off the troll is amazing

  • @ThatKenpoGuy
    @ThatKenpoGuy Před 3 lety +215

    As a Catholic, I sometimes flinch a little whenever in the game Kingdom Come: Deliverance, enemies use the term Sakra which refers to the Holy Sacraments. As a soldier in real life, ironically I barely even register half the other obscenity in the dialogue in that game. Culture really does affect what we find offensive!

    • @tada-kun982
      @tada-kun982 Před 3 lety +7

      I only ever heard 'Kurva'

    • @alekssavic1154
      @alekssavic1154 Před 3 lety +17

      @@tada-kun982 There's quite a lot of "Sakra" or "Kristus" as well. I found it interesting that a lot of the time they translated the profane exclamations (usually followed by a character crossing themself, which is another great detail) but not those two (or Kurva, but as I understand there isn't really a good english equivalent)

    • @tada-kun982
      @tada-kun982 Před 3 lety

      @@alekssavic1154 well, haven't played the game in a while

    • @jirkahudak3
      @jirkahudak3 Před 3 lety +10

      @@alekssavic1154 Sakra(means here is used when you are embarassed, you have forgoten somthing etc. more profane is Kurva), Kriste, Kristova Noho (literaly christs leg) are also quite common words in czech republic, Ježiši Kriste(Jesus christ is a bit of a equivavalent of WTF) We don´t consider them as unsults though, at least not strong ones. We are really creative with the strong ones though. But well the derivates from christian terms, are no longer considered religious in the slightest. I mean for me connecting Sakra with Sacrament, was a bit new :D

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. Před 3 lety +14

      Lol the word “sakra” is a very common swear word in the Czech language. So tame that it is prompted to be used by children instead of words like “kurva” and such.
      I don’t even think local christians realize it’s a shortened version of “sacrament”
      I could see that as a historical inaccuracy in the game though, since “sakra” sounds fairly modern to me, my grandpa would still use the word “sakrament” instead.

  • @zestybomb
    @zestybomb Před 3 lety +4

    I can't wait to see a movie with your theme song and title card playing

  • @Amcsae
    @Amcsae Před 3 lety +1

    As someone who has never used "swear words", the part where you talked about feeling uncomfortable even uttering something like the f-word (even in academic terms) was so true for me!!

  • @magister343
    @magister343 Před 3 lety +80

    Probably the worst Medieval swear word was "Gadzooks!" It literally means "God's Hooks," or "the nails that held Jesus Christ on the Cross."

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi Před 3 lety +21

      Zounds (God's Wounds) would be up there as well

    • @kevinsullivan3448
      @kevinsullivan3448 Před 3 lety +6

      I've heard 'Bloody' explained as referring to the Blood of Christ and a bad conjugation of 'By Our Lady' referring to Mary, the Mother of God. Those came from two different Anglican priests when I lived in Australia in my youth.

    • @manicpixiefangirl4189
      @manicpixiefangirl4189 Před 3 lety

      Kids back in the 90s going into their favorite trendy clothing store: 😶😳

    • @dangerszewski9816
      @dangerszewski9816 Před 3 lety +6

      well that's not PRECISELY true. It was a "minced oath" which was meant to imply without saying that actual offensive phrase, kind of like "heck" "gosh" or "jeeze". But because of the euphamism treadmill soon the replacement word became vulgar in its own right.

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey Před 3 lety +5

      Re: Gadzooks.
      AIUI, there's no evidence of that. That explanation seems to be a bit of folk-etymology or back-formation invented long after the fact.
      Most likely, it was the opposite, a nonsense word created when people start to say a genuine blasphemy (such as, "God damn!") and catch themselves on the first syllable. "OH GOaaaaahd... zoooks." Then becoming an exclamation in its own right.
      For post-Norman swear words, we see the same with the various "ffff...." substitutes: Ffffrickin', fffflamin', or if you get a little further in before you catch yourself, fuuuudge, fuuuar-out... (Ditto the sh.... substitutes, shoot, sugar, etc.)
      There do seem to be some Cockney (and then Australian) variants which map too closely to have not been a curse (Cor blimey (God blind me), cor-strewth (God's truth.)) But again, there's no actual evidence of the supposed original profanity. The "explanation" comes long, long after the terms were in common usage.

  • @garrettman8
    @garrettman8 Před 3 lety +42

    Shad: "I'm turning my book into a comic with one of the best graphic artists in the industry, Mike S Miller."
    Jazza: *With tears* "Brother?"

  • @richardleatherman5075
    @richardleatherman5075 Před 3 lety +21

    "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" - various folks from the Harry Potter world

    • @tbonbrad
      @tbonbrad Před 2 lety

      I love that line so much.

  • @TrentCantrell
    @TrentCantrell Před 3 lety +1

    Great video. It made me realize - in fantasy novels we see people swear by their gods all the time. I've never seen another character get offended at that swearing.

  • @oneleggedrussianpeasantboy8243

    The evolution of swearing: Medieval cursing > Modern swearing > Shad talking about Halloween

    • @XraynPR
      @XraynPR Před 3 lety +2

      Shad talking about Spaghetti Bolognese > Shad talking about Halloween > Medieval cursing > Modern swearing

  • @sephrah
    @sephrah Před 3 lety +346

    I'm not a Christian man or a religious one by any standard, and I have very often used God and Jesus in my exclamations without much of an idea of what it really meant; after watching this I will try and change that out of respect for the beliefs of people such as yourself Shad, and I'm very glad to have been informed in such a way of the meaning such things carry!

    • @stevencurtis7157
      @stevencurtis7157 Před 3 lety +26

      You needn't respect the belief to respect the person.

    • @operatorbutt4265
      @operatorbutt4265 Před 3 lety +40

      @@stevencurtis7157 it’s good to respect others’ beliefs unless they are harmful, and it is a way of respecting a person

    • @stevencurtis7157
      @stevencurtis7157 Před 3 lety +36

      @@operatorbutt4265 I dispute the harmlessness of religious belief.

    • @Hagashager
      @Hagashager Před 3 lety +49

      @@stevencurtis7157 Let me guess, you only talk like that around Christians, possibly Jews and when you have anonymity.
      Anyone else, like Muslims, and it's instead, "respecting their culture." Right?
      I don't consider myself a religious person, but I find "new age" athiests like you insufferable. You're as arrogant, snide and hypocritical as the religous people you so casually figure don't deserve to have their beliefs respected out of decency.

    • @Seananigans13
      @Seananigans13 Před 3 lety +26

      @@Hagashager Religion is the cause for more conflict and death than anything in else in human history, I don't care what form it takes, I'm not going to respect it. However, I can still respect PEOPLE.

  • @BeachpennyProductions
    @BeachpennyProductions Před 3 lety

    I really appreciate this video in every way. Like always, super educational and helpful as well as entertaining

  • @jeffthomas9768
    @jeffthomas9768 Před 3 lety +6

    Shad, I'm a Christian as well and I feel the exact same way about swearing. Saying the words in discussion and learning about the meanings of words is fine for me, but saying it casually like with slight intention, I physically can't say it. it's just too wrong to even joke around with the word.

  • @davidmeffe715
    @davidmeffe715 Před 3 lety +187

    A shame you didn't share any of the insults of William Shakespeare. "I'll beat thee, but I would Infect my hands." (Timon of Athens Act 4, scene3), "Thine face is not worth sunburning" (Henry V act 5, scene 2), et al. They wouldn't be swearing in the historical sense as you pointed out Shad, but it just shows you don't need to swear to insult someone. I know Shakespeare is a little after what is considering Medieval and within the Renaissance, but they are close enough that the swears would have been nearly the same.

    • @michami135
      @michami135 Před 3 lety +20

      "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
      Still my favorite.

    • @1Mutton1
      @1Mutton1 Před 3 lety +13

      @@HessianLikeTheFabric the speed of change has increased exponentially in modern times. I think his assertion is fairly sound.

    • @1Mutton1
      @1Mutton1 Před 3 lety

      @Irish Jester sure. English, French and Germany for example have many common or shared words these days. However, the comment was that it would change substantially over 100 years, and in particular in England. Changes would never be this rapid unless there was a particular substantial event. Such as being occupied by another country.
      Many countries have a lot of very distinctive dialects which formed because they didn't have tourism among the common class like we know today. People tended to stay put unless they were a tribal culture.

    • @1Mutton1
      @1Mutton1 Před 3 lety

      @@HessianLikeTheFabric I know there would have been changes, but the OP was saying that they would be similar in nature. Like calling someone a horse's arse rather than a pigs arse becoming more favourable (not true example). It is still of the same nature.
      You seem to underestimate the impact modern globalism and media has. In your example, there are many American terms of phrase that are taken up in Australia only because kids hear them on tv.
      Many swear words have gone out of favour and been replaced by blasfemous curse words, as Chad was saying, probably for no other reason that so many people are atheist now. God damn is no longer taboo. This would not happened readily back then.

    • @madensmith7014
      @madensmith7014 Před 3 lety +2

      There is quite a difference from using profanity and swear words, and being offensive and insulting.
      You can say "Fuck that feels good" or "By god that was amazing" and those would still fall under profanity even if in context nothing was being offensive or rude.
      Meanwhile you can be creative with your insults like "You insolent pig" "I'd rather kiss your dead mother than sit next to you" or "I should have bought a pack of condoms if I knew you would be born" without using any profanity or referring to one.
      Shakespeare was being insulting without being profane or cursing just to get out of the profanity filter since religion was still strong during his time.

  • @AsperTheGhost
    @AsperTheGhost Před 3 lety +98

    The fact that Shad was able to describe his own personal response to hearing Christ's name in vain is brilliant. Probably the most informative example in the video of what a medieval person would have actually felt hearing those phrases used.

  • @bartle6168
    @bartle6168 Před 3 lety

    We have a lot in common, from our faith to our professional outlooks and our interests. When I read the title I thought 'how would I handle such a topic, what a talk'. I could not envision making such a video, but Bro, you pulled it off so very well. It is a bit of a pity that so many people believe that swearing is culturally Australian, I grew up in the country, I still visit often and swearing is seen as something poor city dwellers or people from Victoria engage in. Educated city dwellers certainly have cleaner mouths than the uneducated, but when commenters remark that 'Australians" swear it proves to me that not enough of the educated Aussies travel enough to spread a well-balanced image of my beloved homeland. Keep up the great work, you are brilliant.

  • @thelonelygamer1825
    @thelonelygamer1825 Před 3 lety +1

    you've lost so much weight! omg, thats amazing my dude. cant wait to actually read your book!

  • @hermenegildakociubinska6665
    @hermenegildakociubinska6665 Před 3 lety +205

    There is another way to prompt an emotional reaction to medieval swearing from the modern audience: show how shocked or disgusted other, respectable characters are. Real-life people don't normally have any emotional reaction to some made-up fantasy names, but when JK Rowling depicted almost everyone in Hogwarts as too afraid to say 'Voldemort', it gave a powerful meaning to the word, and it had a big emotional impact when a character said it out loud.

    • @knexxy70
      @knexxy70 Před 3 lety +34

      when hermoine got called a mudblud by malfoy is also a good example of showing the offensiveness of a word.

    • @draketheduelist
      @draketheduelist Před 3 lety +24

      There was an episode of Teen Titans revolving around a similar concept. An alien who knew Starfire from her time on Tamaran came along and worked with the Titans for a bit, only to refer to Starfire as some alien keyboard-smash word. The Titans themselves picked this up and started using it themselves, thinking it was a term of endearment until Starfire revealed (that is to say she told Cyborg... the black member of their team) that it was basically an alien version of the N-word.

    • @SFTaYZa
      @SFTaYZa Před 3 lety +5

      @@draketheduelist sounds like a soy show

    • @draketheduelist
      @draketheduelist Před 3 lety +11

      @@SFTaYZa It actually predated the wokery by a lot... buuuuuuuut to be honest they were owned by Warner Bros, who, let's be fair, were always pretty soy.

    • @lindaakesson8403
      @lindaakesson8403 Před 3 lety +2

      @@draketheduelist SOYBOY

  • @matthewklick5273
    @matthewklick5273 Před 3 lety +274

    Funny thing about this is that saying, "the "F" word" is exactly the same as saying the actual word. The same idea is conveyed, the meaning is the same; you're just ducking the responsibility of saying it. If you really think about communication, its function, there are no "bad" words. Only the message, the actual idea intended can be offensive, not a word itself.

    • @JaneXemylixa
      @JaneXemylixa Před 3 lety +37

      Which is why euphemisms are so interesting.

    • @SirWussiePants
      @SirWussiePants Před 3 lety +34

      Yes, I find it funny people think saying Jesus Christ is offensive, but Jeepers is not. Jeepers is just the "polite" way to say Jesus but it means the same. Shucks is just Sh*t. but it is the same meaning.

    • @ThePC007
      @ThePC007 Před 3 lety +45

      Kind of reinforces the point, doesn't it? The fact that our definition of profanity has been reduced to single words with no regard to context that even when talking about the words without meaning them you cannot actually pronounce them without it being deemed offensive while replacing them with a different word (like replacing fuck with frick), while still meaning the same thing somehow makes it a-OK.

    • @JaneXemylixa
      @JaneXemylixa Před 3 lety +13

      @@ThePC007 It's not new I think. Word magic has been a concept for a while; disregard for context can't be unique to modern times.

    • @Godless_Guru
      @Godless_Guru Před 3 lety +8

      I grew up thinking shhhhh...suger! Was a swear word lol! Folks were strict Christians (no drinking, no swearing, no sin aka no fun ;)). People can be (and often are) so odd! Lol

  • @KeybladeMaster9913
    @KeybladeMaster9913 Před 3 lety +1

    As a potential writer myself I just had an idea that I want to throw at you Shad. It would make for an awesome moment as well. How about someone is a "translator" per se. One versed in both forms relatively well. An encounter happens where this kind of swearing happens, one of the party/the mc/protaganists etc etc is confused by it, translator character appears and basically says it means "(insert bad words here." I even have a historical reference for this being a potential thing to work. Bastogne, December 1944. 101'st are surrounded and the Germans send a message asking them if they want to surrender. The 101'st General wants to tell them off the old fashioned way, but is a devout Christian and is against swearing. So he sends a runner back with a famous simple one word reply "Nuts". The Germans are puzzled by this and ask the runner what it means. The runner, not personally inhibited by the general's own limitations, replies in perfect German "It means Go Fuck Yourself."

  • @KainL33
    @KainL33 Před 3 lety

    Really enjoyed this video. As a minister I've always interpreted cursing more a long the lines this video expresses, but I always promote avoiding the modern perception as well to "avoid all appearances of evil" and to avoid unnecessary offense.

  • @baka030hydroid
    @baka030hydroid Před 3 lety +49

    This video has a great amount of historical insight but
    It also proves that Shad is a true noble gentleman and has no need for swearing and cursing

  • @calumdeighton
    @calumdeighton Před 3 lety +84

    The only medieval swearing I know is from Monty Python with the Outrageous Frenchman's accent on his peggy little battlements like some roost magpie.

    • @justincenter4061
      @justincenter4061 Před 3 lety +1

      ​@@gamecavalier3230 Hamsters are unpleasant rodents known for constantly breeding, elderberries were a common fruit to make wine from.
      so in other words "your mother was a slut and your father was a drunk". An actually meaningful insult that would start fights even today.

    • @ronweber1402
      @ronweber1402 Před 3 lety +1

      "I wave my private parts at your aunties"

  • @x-seronis-x
    @x-seronis-x Před 3 lety +1

    First time seeing this video but quite happy with it. I've actually taught my kids this way. "There is no such thing as a bad word" I'll judge them by the intention of the statement regardless of what words are used. Thus "appropriate use" of any word is also appropriate

    • @JariDawnchild
      @JariDawnchild Před 2 lety +1

      I taught my daughter this way, though she did get into a little trouble when first starting public school. It took a while to convince her that asking her teacher if she could go "use the restroom" was a better idea than asking if she could go "take a piss".

  • @joeytrevino7809
    @joeytrevino7809 Před 3 lety

    Wow! This was very helpful. Thanks for sharing this!