What follows is very important. The Trinity [God the Father, God the Son (Jesus Christ), and the Holy Spirit (Sometimes referred to as the “Holy Ghost”)] loves you and me so much. In fact, the Trinity loves you and me so much that God the Father sent Jesus to live a life of example for us, and to die a horrible, embarrassing, painful, very long death for you and me. However, God the Father raised Jesus from the dead on the third day. A few months later, Jesus rose up to Heaven. Now, He is interceding for us. Jesus has defeated death and sin. We now have a way to escape our sin-and consequently, a place full of darkness, fire, burning, the absence of all of God's goodness, terrible pain, and loneliness when we die. Please accept Jesus Christ as your Savior to go to Heaven and live with Him when we die. Heaven will be full of love, life, peace, indescribable and immense joy, worship of God, sinlessness, and many other things. However, I should warn you that it will not be easy. As Christians, we may endure suffering, sorrow, fear, pain, or even lose our lives for Jesus. But it will be so, so worth it. All you need to do to be saved is accept that Jesus is in fact the Lord, the Messiah, the Son of God, and that you have sinned, there is nothing you can do to save yourself, and that you do need Him to be saved. If you believe that with your heart and confess it to Him, although you may not immediately feel a difference, the Holy Spirit will at that moment enter you, and you are one of His. God has grasped you from the hands of Satan, and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make you lose your salvation. Once you have become a Christian, you should start going to a good church that teaches based on the Word of God, the Bible, to find out what you should do next. You should also start reading it yourself. Thanks for reading, God bless.
@@officialwhiteblocks I'm fourteen Sweetie. I know everyone says it but it's seriously an overused word, let's just shut the fuck up about this all. its stupid to fight over something like this
Just being respectful is enough to become the teachers favourite. Bonus if your grades are good too (all subjects). Then you unlock some special perks depending on the teacher. The cons can be you becoming a victim of bullying, but usually you become the voice of the class so that all of you share those perks. Moving tests to another day? Ending class 5 minutes earlier because of lunch? No problem
Bro really said, "All shall know pain."💀💀💀 (aight this might sound stupid asf, but tysm for 2.7k likes 😭 it's the most amount of likes I got on a comment, LMAO)
When I subbed at a certain school, the principal took me aside and prepped me for his middle school students. He told me to walk in like a marine drill instructor and NEVER crack a smile.
"Dude, don't even. Stacy's 5 foot tall and she kicked your butt yesterday and bent you like a pretzel in the jungle jim!" Those are some words to remember.
I am a substitute teacher. It's way easier than you think. You just have to quickly establish dominance, and trust. Typically, being funny helps. If you can just go with the flow, you will be fine. It also helps to know more than one language. Also, if you are being attacked by an autistic kid, run, and don't look back.
😂 the run and don't look back got me but great advise I dealt with 3 autism students in my class before hahha they weren't fun to have and I had to help my poor teacher escape there rage Edit: Plus if you think about it. If you have 3 autism students and they rage. They don't understand why one of the other autism students is having a rage fit and think something Is wrong so They will join the rage because they dont understand what's going on.
Easier said than done when I am the alpha male of Kentucky. And I’m only a freshman! Yet I could beat up Arnold Swartchznagger (how the f- do ya spell his name?!?!) in under a hour
As someone studying to be a teacher, that heartbeat, I felt called out. That substitute teacher is going off base instinct, he has resorted to primal instinct in teaching.
@@Yellowguy0619I was about to ask if you also like dhmis but then I saw your username. Also, true the teachers in dhmis are definetly in their villain arcs.
My first day of teaching was as a substitute and I felt that panicked long pause of silence when you know something should be happening but you don’t know exactly what to say or do. As a full time teacher now, I felt that teacher’s will to give his class away and say the sub was going to die lol
My second day subbing a kid threatened to stab me with a flower and I was calculating how close I should let him get before defending myself. Kid backed down. I didn't like the job and I much prefer teaching college, but kids are easy enough to control if you have a bag of chocolates in one hand and a bag of lead weights and scorpions in the other. Metaphorically.
My subs were always GOATED. I had this one sub in year 6, and he made our work: easy to understand, fun, overall great. We finished each lesson early for the 2 days we had him and always got to use laptops afterwards. As I said, goated. 😎
That teacher turned into a villain arc
2 bots bruh
Ok??2 bots in the same comment kinda funny ngl
He should play minecraft
700 likes right here🤌🏻🤌🏻
I rather have to fight joker
Little did they know, the Substitute Teacher used to be a Teacher's Pet...
And he swore *vengeance* ...
on the Teacher's Pet? That's quite hypocritical.
On the entire class for being hated when he was younger because he was teacher's pet.
@@Starling_DarlingYES SIR BRO
@@KingN00B1Sacrifices must be made..
What follows is very important. The Trinity [God the Father, God the Son (Jesus Christ), and the Holy Spirit (Sometimes referred to as the “Holy Ghost”)] loves you and me so much. In fact, the Trinity loves you and me so much that God the Father sent Jesus to live a life of example for us, and to die a horrible, embarrassing, painful, very long death for you and me. However, God the Father raised Jesus from the dead on the third day. A few months later, Jesus rose up to Heaven. Now, He is interceding for us. Jesus has defeated death and sin. We now have a way to escape our sin-and consequently, a place full of darkness, fire, burning, the absence of all of God's goodness, terrible pain, and loneliness when we die. Please accept Jesus Christ as your Savior to go to Heaven and live with Him when we die. Heaven will be full of love, life, peace, indescribable and immense joy, worship of God, sinlessness, and many other things. However, I should warn you that it will not be easy. As Christians, we may endure suffering, sorrow, fear, pain, or even lose our lives for Jesus. But it will be so, so worth it.
All you need to do to be saved is accept that Jesus is in fact the Lord, the Messiah, the Son of God, and that you have sinned, there is nothing you can do to save yourself, and that you do need Him to be saved. If you believe that with your heart and confess it to Him, although you may not immediately feel a difference, the Holy Spirit will at that moment enter you, and you are one of His. God has grasped you from the hands of Satan, and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to make you lose your salvation.
Once you have become a Christian, you should start going to a good church that teaches based on the Word of God, the Bible, to find out what you should do next. You should also start reading it yourself. Thanks for reading, God bless.
"You're gonna die."
"Huh?"
"I said you'd do great."
GOT ME DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit : OMG 1.8K LIKES TYSM
Edit 2 : 2k.. holy...
you were the one who died
Same😂😂😂😂😂
Real
@@itsfnaffan2013 lol
The original teacher is the one that will suffer😂 from having to read all the 5000 word essay
"DON'T EAT MY PENCIL" had me dying💀
Bro copied a comment and that isn’t even correct they said stop eating my pencil not don’t eat my pencil
Your the one still saying Bro in 2024, arent you? They were making a joke. Dont be an asshole about it @vincentchen-lh4mu
@@Thunderstriker.offical bro they copied a comment exactly from somebody else did you not see the other one?
@@vincentchen-lh4mu who gives a fuck? It's just a comment
@@officialwhiteblocks I'm fourteen Sweetie. I know everyone says it but it's seriously an overused word, let's just shut the fuck up about this all. its stupid to fight over something like this
“We’re grateful to have you to teach us, sir.”
- famous last words
@@Oppenheimer797shut up
Hehe, i was 1k, but I could switch it between 999 and 1 k
@@quintinfoutzlololololololololol
3.5k likes and 2 comment
@@editking121 useless pointlessness
The teacher thought he would start the substitute teacher's villain arc but he was a villain
@@Oppenheimer797 GET YOUR A** OUT HERE!
ong
Frfr
@@jjelite68please
Teacher: "Im not scared of the danger, cause i am the DANGER"
"Don't eat my pencil" sounds like something my class would say
Why do people keep mishearing it as don’t eat my pencil they said stop eating my pencil
@@vincentchen-lh4mu oh well my class would say borh
'I AM PAIN" would be one of the best lines ever said😂😂
That line got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
is that naruto reference??
"...The destroyer of the students." 😂
The deleted part he's talking about:
czcams.com/video/CVQ_qhyodP4/video.html
Imagine a french kid comes and starts eating him
“How hard could it be” famous last words before disconnects from the school network
@@user-lt7xb3tb8wbot
HOW BA-A-A-AD CAN I BE I’M JUST DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY-
@@Oppenheimer797bot shut up
@@user-lt7xb3tb8wshut up bot
Wuiet kid : give evrybody A+ right now or you get it.
Substitue teacher : OK OK. Now i know what he means
"STOP EATING MY PENCIL- Who are you? " I don't know why but that was so funny for me especially "I AM pain"
Finally somebody who got it correct people keep saying it said don’t eat my pencil
The end “gentlemen…..I…am..PAIN” got me so hard😂
"Dont eat my pencil!!" Got me dead
No it didn’t
@@FranceBallAnimations801Wdym no it didnt It did say it
@FranceBallAnimations801 he means that it did not make him dead
its say stop eating my pencil and the way he throw a book in the head😂😂😂😂😂
@@allanjohnlayba4555 Frr
"gentlemen I AM PAIN" bro became a villian in seconds💀
Seconds 👁👄👁
Shadow "i am atomic" moment XD
Bro becomes Pain (yahiko) from Naruto
😂😂😂😂😮😱🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️💀☠️
@@raffaeleferrara7181fr
'Where do you came from' got me rolling😂😂😂😂😂
The WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 🤣
When one evil disappears, a greater evil shall take its place.
True
This comment is so underrated 💅💅
Oh yes, the laws of a dictator ship
(This excludes, a dictator ship crumbling due to outside forces, and only applies to internal fighting)
That is the way of Mordor
The lessor of 2 evils📱☎📞.
“You’re gonna die”
“Stop eating my pencil!”
I can’t 💀
Wdym you can't? You litterally just ate your homework, you should be full
@@communisthitler666no he ate his whole entire binder full of papers
I love ❤️ your video sooooooo much ❤
"stop eating my pencil" got me dying 😂😂
" Stop eating my pencil " 💀
The substitute teacher will be get humbled real quick...
@@Oppenheimer797BOT
Nice grammar
The class clown: mmmhmhmh
Substitute: if im interupted even once you all do 800 essays each 17 pages long
@@danmyers1518Bro just tried to make fun out of a dude while misspelling shit himself 💀
@@Oppenheimer797get a life bot
He's not even a teachers pet, he is just respectful smh
9 years olds when they see someone being just a little bit decent and respectful: "yeah not sigma!!"
@@wkjendkekw nobody is talking to you
I was thinking the same. or when they're responsible
exactly bro fax
Just being respectful is enough to become the teachers favourite. Bonus if your grades are good too (all subjects). Then you unlock some special perks depending on the teacher. The cons can be you becoming a victim of bullying, but usually you become the voice of the class so that all of you share those perks. Moving tests to another day? Ending class 5 minutes earlier because of lunch? No problem
the sudden "STOP EATING MY PENCIL'' made me laugh so hard
Bro took "Im not in pain,Im the pain" to a goddamn right level
No pain is a group name in the Anime naruto
@@ibbuplayzz4198weeb 🤓
There us sus
This world shall know pain
"i. Am. Pain" That quotes from hellraiser-
The "My pain is constant and sharp" and the "Gentlemen. I AM PAIN." had me dead 🤣🤣🤣
69 likes ;-;
@@Ash_6149NAWH
@@Ash_6149 Bruh
@@oyindaomoluabi269 Lol
Nope pain’s from Naruto
"I AM PAIN" damn that teacher got a villain arc
Substitute teachers are either the most chill or the most unhinged and there is NO inbetween 💀😂
I had one who was named Mr. Slaughter
@@ArisAuditorez24 was he chill?
@@donnotdanscience4801 probably opposite
@@ModelCone98 Pitbull named Hellfighter Lucifur vs Pitbull named Daisy.
* Thinking about all of my past substitute teachers *
Yeah... I literally cannot think of a single sub that isn't unhinged or chill! XD
After that the teacher’s students were never bad again.
163 likes and no comments? gotta fix that
@@caseylavender yep
needs more comments
hahahahahahahahaahahahhaa
I feel power... 1700th like...
Teachers idea be like watching 😂
Stop eating my pencil who are u? Where did you come from? I can't 😂😂😂😂
“You’re gonna die”
What?
“You’ll do great”
😅
best part outside of the villain arc
“Bent you over like a pretzel”
Damn Stacey let her intrusive thoughts win 💀💀👀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@varriklegg5559 yeee
Stacey is relatable
💀💀💀💀
he never said "bent over"
Stop eating my pencil who are you had me dying
"My pain is constant and sharp"😅
This phrase made my day😂
"Stop eating my pencil" 💀
Edit1: hoy carp 1.2k likes
That's the most likes I've ever had
Only if I had those likes on my vids :v
69 likes
@@batangnoypi4069are you sure about that
@@liquidthe_ethiopiannationalist awhhhh nah you guys changed it
@@batangnoypi4069 hehe 😈
@@liquidthe_ethiopiannationalist wut
Bro really said, "All shall know pain."💀💀💀
(aight this might sound stupid asf, but tysm for 2.7k likes 😭
it's the most amount of likes I got on a comment, LMAO)
pain all i know is pain
@@useless_engineer This world shall know pain.
Shindra Tensei
@@DT-267K I love you.
We got a simp
"The school shall know PAIN " ykifyk 😂
Love how the teachers both have their glasses way down low on their noses, lol. Somehow makes them look older and slightly geeky
“I AM PAIN” probably describes every sub teacher 💀😭
😂
Mine just let's us either watch crime documentaries or just let's us use our laptops
99% of my sub teachers didn't care about us and let us do what we wanted
Nah every substitute I ever got always let our class do something for ourselves after work and also let us listen to music while we work.
When I subbed at a certain school, the principal took me aside and prepped me for his middle school students. He told me to walk in like a marine drill instructor and NEVER crack a smile.
"STOP EATING MY PENCIL" 💀
Now thats something in my class.
I just likr wood with lead ok???
Yeah... they belong in my nose.
"HEY STOP EATING MY ERASER" 💀
That legit sounded german
Sub is even more clueless when the teacher gives nothing for them to teach 😅
"STOP EATING MY PENCIL" got me dying so hard the glass broke
“We’re grateful to have you sir.” Little did he know he would regret saying those words later😅
Don’t eat my pencil, drop me dying💀💀
IKR 😂😂😂😂
How is this so true 💀
stop eating my penci-
“Stop eating my pencil” got me 😂
" STOP EATING MY PENCIL 💀 ☠️ 💀
Bro fr said "This world shall know pain." to the class 😂
Bro i literally just thought that 😂
bro quick get naruto before he uses the "almighty test"😂
@@xXDarkeyXx or sasuke
@Kakashi_hatake31, don't forget the "chibaku essay" 😂😂😂
Not again... another war? Shit
When the sub teacher is tougher than the actual teacher😂
441 likes and no comment let me fixed
That
595 likes and 1 comment? let me fix that
lol
Egg
"Gentlemen, i am pain." Got me, Rolling😂
*"Stop eating my pencil"*
Bro's stomach is made of steel 💀
student with teacher: peaceful
student with substitute teacher: Hardcore and with hard difficulty
eh
for us subs usually just put on a movie
Yeah but this sub is at the top of the leaderboard
usually they act nice
No pain no gain
for me it's the substitute teacher thing for both
Bro is the only substitute teacher that everyone hates 💀💀
I hate all substitute te
@@Endythenderman I just have a lot of bad experiences with em, and now I don't really like em anymore
Our major sub, spent 15 minutes talking about history and religon before we could start working on stuff we mostly already did
The way he said "your gonna die" was crack up 😂
"STOP EATING MY PENCIL-" 💀💀💀
"DON'T EAT MY PENCIL!!!" had me rolling down the stairs
You okay bro?
@@itsmelol650 yeah, I'm good
thank god you didnt hut ur self my sir @@Your_localGayIdiot
"stop eating my pencil!!" just makes me *dies*💀
😂
The fact that the teacher's pet calls the teacher by their first name is so accurate lol
“StOp EaTiNg My PeNcIl”
💀💀💀💀
Who are you? 🤨
That sub was really prepared for all the smoke 💀
TEACHER: (to students) I am not stuck here with you. You all are stuck here with me!!!!!!
“You think I’m trapped with you…? No… YOUR trapped with ME!”
-Substitute Teacher
Bro summoned a whole fandom 😂
Frrr 😂
Yesss fr
How
@@inkmasterbro”I… AM… PAIN”
@@ZodiReinwhose fandom name is that??
"my pain is constant and sharp" The definition of my life
- Patrick Bateman
“STOP EATING MY PENCIL..who are u??” I cant..
"Your gonna die😈" Had me laughing my ass off😂💀
*You're
samee
@@420jw it doesnt feel right when someone makes a grammar mistake doesnt it
@@mayank_yello Y'Know, never Thought about it before and I can't Honestly say I Disagree with you
STOP EATING MY PENCIL....
😂😂😂😂
Both teachers are starting their villain arc💀
"I am Pain".
Its gonna haunt me when I ask questions to my teacher.
I remember when a sub teacher came in all the kids won’t listen to him/her and the teacher wouldn’t be able to teach🤣
"Dude, don't even. Stacy's 5 foot tall and she kicked your butt yesterday and bent you like a pretzel in the jungle jim!" Those are some words to remember.
Fr😂
*gym
*gym
He said “they merely adopted the pain I was born in it, molded by it” he is the living embodiment of “pain is an old friend”
Teacher's pet: "We're grateful to have you teach us sir"
-Famous last words
You just reminded me I have a 2500 words assignment to write and it's due Tuesday and I only did the title
These kind of substitutes are feared by even the principal. Nothing can stop them. Not unless *they were once the feared substitute teacher…*
I am a substitute teacher. It's way easier than you think. You just have to quickly establish dominance, and trust. Typically, being funny helps. If you can just go with the flow, you will be fine. It also helps to know more than one language. Also, if you are being attacked by an autistic kid, run, and don't look back.
😂 the run and don't look back got me but great advise I dealt with 3 autism students in my class before hahha they weren't fun to have and I had to help my poor teacher escape there rage
Edit: Plus if you think about it. If you have 3 autism students and they rage. They don't understand why one of the other autism students is having a rage fit and think something Is wrong so They will join the rage because they dont understand what's going on.
yea my substitute teacher does that too
Oh no if I'm a sub teacher in America I'll end up with one less .45 ACP bullet I would've used for a better purpose
Easier said than done when I am the alpha male of Kentucky. And I’m only a freshman! Yet I could beat up Arnold Swartchznagger (how the f- do ya spell his name?!?!) in under a hour
@@o2cool264 I'm assuming you're joking
“Your gonna DIE” 😂
Sorry for eating that kid's pencil, I was hungry
As someone studying to be a teacher, that heartbeat, I felt called out. That substitute teacher is going off base instinct, he has resorted to primal instinct in teaching.
FINALLY
EVERY ANIME FAN HAS SUBSCRIBED TO THIS MAN AS SOON AS HE SAID
"I am pain."
you mean every gay has subscribed to him when he said that shit
@@randomguy-ce4dy anime fans aren't gay... you're looking at hentai fans..
There's a difference..
If you are pain i am Naruto
@@UzumakiReham *raises finger*
Kronk: no no.. he's got a point..
*insert statue summoning seals here*
Not me thinking he was gonna say “ I AM YOUR FATHER “😂
That voice crack by “wait so ÿœùrē the new substitute teacher
Stop eating my pencil got my cracking up 😂😂😂
Seriously I'm surprised most villain arcs don't start with them being a teacher
Dhmis teachers be like:
@@Yellowguy0619I was about to ask if you also like dhmis but then I saw your username. Also, true the teachers in dhmis are definetly in their villain arcs.
Well, except Colin, Electracy, Choo Choo, and Coffin--@@Silent_J3lly
@@Yellowguy0619 I almost completely forgot about coffin ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
✨"stop eating my pencil"✨
the most amazing line ever💀💀💀
The "Don't eat my pencil-" got me on the floor💀💀
Bro starting a 5000 episode villain arc💀💀
That book throw was personal and I loved it.
"STOP EATING MY PENCIL" GOT ME ROLLIN
"Pop quiz!"
Student: *throws something at teachers per*
got me💀💀
My first day of teaching was as a substitute and I felt that panicked long pause of silence when you know something should be happening but you don’t know exactly what to say or do. As a full time teacher now, I felt that teacher’s will to give his class away and say the sub was going to die lol
My second day subbing a kid threatened to stab me with a flower and I was calculating how close I should let him get before defending myself. Kid backed down.
I didn't like the job and I much prefer teaching college, but kids are easy enough to control if you have a bag of chocolates in one hand and a bag of lead weights and scorpions in the other. Metaphorically.
Whenever you said "bent you over like a pretzel" I was in the middle of eating pretzels 😂😂
"Dont eat me pencil" 💀💀💀 me and my lil bro were dying right there and then
“Stop eating my pencil” that was 😂
Am I the only one who thought he was about to say “I AM VENOM” 💀
No
"My pain is constant and sharp." My whole life wrapped up in a single sentence 🗿
“0”stop speaking my pencil” made me laugh so hard
This class shall know pain…
My subs were always GOATED.
I had this one sub in year 6, and he made our work: easy to understand, fun, overall great. We finished each lesson early for the 2 days we had him and always got to use laptops afterwards.
As I said, goated. 😎
W pfp
My Pain is constant and Sharp got me 💀😂😂... Bro is about to become an American Psycho
The stop eating my pencil part make me laugh uncontrolably