Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 - Key & Peele
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- Mr. Garvey's students try to convince him that club yearbook photos are not an elaborate ruse.
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Will do my favorite comedy youtuber
Wow this comment so recent
ummm guys this video has no audio please fix that
Still waiting for part 3
sub_confirmation=1 in your link? That's a little bit too much forcing people to subscribe. That's even worse than saying Subcribe 10 times in a video or even telling people to go to hell when they do not subscribe.
They get a popup asking if they want to subscribe and need to click Cancel. Are we going back to porn website advertisement where you need to click things away?
* A-aron Talks *
Objects On Table: Aw Shit, Here We Go Again
Aha hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
When they are fall of the table the objects say they owwwww
@@MrZomg17 play some little games! !!!!!!!!
That is hilarious !
Drew Rowley 973 what?
I like how they just accepted their new names
Oh man, talk about accepting a new name as a foreign student. Its cool people usually mispronouce it in my language anyways
my left ear enjoyed this
@@ziyeren5509 what's your name
They ain't have a choice 😂😂
That's how we feel when people mis-pronounce your foreign name 😂😂😂
The fear in A-Arons eyes will never fail to make me laugh😂😂 kids a great actor
He was in a some funny stuff, he was in the movie intern with Bob Dinero and Anne Hathaway
And he was DEFINITELY waiting until he was in the hallway to burst out laughing. :P
Did I just s s s s s s stutter?
"why do I talk?"
"Top 12 moment, actors weren't acting"
I love the students in these skits. Their expressions are hilarious.
Even those who're not main "cast". The girl next to Aaron changes her expression everytime Mr. Garvey speaks.
And the other ones just maintain a frowned down face.haha
That's because they didn't bring them randomly for the skits these are all actors and actresses in Hollywood
I've seen some of them in some random movies before
@@aquecedoroleo u mean A-aron?
Lies again? UFC SILAT UEFA SW
Lol so true
*"AIN'T NONE OF Y'ALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAAAMN CLUB"*
hello fellow kpop fan😀
I am 18
Ridiculous!
army??? helloooooooo
“GOD DAMNIT”
“Did I st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter?”
“Just then, yes.”
Imma throw you...Out the God Damn Window
st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter
It's an Office reference
James Ellis Stuttering is when a person is 100 percent certain of what they are going to say but are unable to say it due to tension in their speech muscles/vocal cords. The way it is used in the video represents someone who makes the same sound as a stutter but doesn’t stutter. Being unsure of what to say/using sentence fillers is not stuttering. I know because I am a person who stutters and I cannot make it go away completely. But using stuttering in this manner is extremely offensive( this false interpretation of stuttering is unfortunately very widespread). I understand that this is supposed to be funny and they did not mean. But please take this into account for the future.
“What, Jay-Kwellin?”
2:30 Oh man, when he asked "De nice" what club she was in and she said "Chess Club", I can't believe he dropped his eyes to look at her chest.
You mean mosquito bites?
De-nice is a thick queen. She shouldn't be made fun of.
I JUST REALIZED WHAT THE TEACHER MEANT AFTER THIS COMMENT 💀
@@bebektoxic2136 LOL me too. I just realized.
I love how he got mad at everyone else then when Timothy said “I gotta go pick up my daughter” he just softly said “you’re excused” 🤣
That's a common valid reason in the inner cities:))
the only person who's probably lying lol
@@dctrbrass Still more likely something he's seen in the inner city, though.
Yea that’s kinda the whole joke
Coz he is black
I’m pretty sure A-Aron was the only one who made it to his club photo
And maybe Timothy. If he lied ofc.
@@suhyeonmin5416 good point
I'm the 999 like
Lol y’all are observant
He knows the game
“ im the president of the glee club.”
why did i talk..
@@marriexmonton1842 Can I go pick up my daughter?
nASIF Abdullah You’re excused
Best lines. (😆why did I talk)
@@marriexmonton1842 OK 😥
Club of a tv show? Is there a sopranos club?
this character needs his own show
I agree there’s so much they can do with this character even outside of the classroom.
The way Mr. Garvey says "Is there a Stargate in your bedroom?" is just so funny to me. 🤣🤣🤣
lol I cracked up with Stargate 😂
"And why do YOU have to leave the classroom?"
"I'm being tested for coronavirus."
"SONUVABEEITCH! Like they gonna name a virus after a damn beer."
Top comment right here.
LMAO!!! GOOD ONE!!
Bwahahahaha!
You made my day thank you
This comment should be nominated for an oscar
“Fake announcement”
Most underrated joke 😭
They didn't even get the principal's name right and they expect teachers to fall for that?
It makes me roar everytime I see that bit! Maths teacher from the UK here. Def been in that situation before when trying to handle a class and trying to style out a mistake
Instant classic
Ikr. LOL
I'm the 1000th like
The “Mosquito bite club” had me 😂
"O-Shag-Hennessey," Hilarious!
There needs to be a part three of Mr. Garvey teaching his class on Zoom.
Yh that's true
Mr Garvey, I need to go get tested for Coronavirius.
SON OF A BITCH!
Shit i wanna see that, then he goes into his stargate in his closet
If they made one, I did cry in tears of joy
UP!
“Fake announcement” I literally broke out into tears laughing so Hard
Yes.
Maybe this is where a certain president got his "fake" stuff from lol
That got me, too. LMAO
Brian O'Conner you might not be old enough to remember but the fake news started the fake news-stuff themselves.
Bryce Woodford trump
The high school students in this are great with their faces. The fact they can keep a straight face during this is great acting. De-nice is the real treasure here. The Mosquito bite club, almost choked I laughed so hard.
I would of been laughing the whole scene if I was there.
Yes, they're reactions are so realistic.
The only man who can pronounce Elon Musk's new child's name
Muhammad Harith this needs more likes
😂😂
Comedy Central, please make this one.
You ain't wrong
X Æ A-12 haha holy shit it’s actually him
A-A Ron: *exists
Mr Garvey: So you have chosen death?
Don’t pollute a classic with new trashy meme format.
Not exactly new.
damn, you already stole my thoughts on commenting
Shut up.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he loses it after AAron says the Glee Club has me legit on the floor! 🤣🤣🤣
My left ear loved it
i was trying to listen with only my right headphone and was so confused. glad someone else noticed lol
"there it is, the usual suspects" 😂😂
Guilty as charged, now I'm gonna run around to the principal's office
🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Ain't nOne of YaLL old enOugh...TO GO To tHe DAmN cLub... ridiculous."
*Damn.
@@SicParvisMagna123 what?🤣
@@ihate2telluthis118 It's damn not dang.
@@SicParvisMagna123 okay i changed it woulve told me invalid, there happy
*Damn
I gotta admit it, that was written and acted out fantastic. This will forever be a classic comedy script. Man was that great! Love it!
I like how everyone just answers to their new names,given to them by Mr Garvy,like he broke their will.
I love the attention to detail in Key & Peele’s skits. Like here, Mr.Garvey’s clipboard is held together by duct tape, because he broke it in half in the fist substitute teacher skit. Genius!
Good observation
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@whatisreality01 Comedy Central can’t afford clipboards lmao
Aaaand, raise your hand if you just went back and watched the video over again because you didn't notice the duct tape the first time around. ;-)
@@LMacNeill hahah
I like how every student knew not to correct him this time 😂
5150 Trey lol with a smile on their face too
Except for _Ay_ *Goddamn* _Ayron_
I didn't watch pt1 first, was wondering why they got so special names..😂
They done messed up
It is my sacred privilege to make your comment have 1k likes
I like that he didn't let anyone leave school early but when he sayed I gotta go pick up my daughter 3:29 and I like how he called it a fake announcement at 3:17
Daughter moments
I'm dead!!😂 Mr Garvey needs his own sitcom!!
“I gotta go pick up my daughter”
“You are excused”
I’m done 😂
😂🤣
Why every time timowthy is always the one who's right in the class
He's the teachers pet
Hasn’t anyone wondered why TIMOHTHE has a daughter?
He’s still a student in highschool
Theodore Villamin really idk if you’re being sarcastic man.
"How would you know if you're gonna be a leader in the future?"
He has a point.
Bandar Al-Aiban it’s just a play bro relax 🤣
@@makionytx lol ikr
she probably has a star gate
in her bedroom
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE GONNA BE A LEADER IN THE FUTURE
DO YOU TRAVEL THROUGH TIME??? DO YOU HAVE A STAR GATE IN YO BEDROOM?
@@tommyvasquez2708 Not that a Stargate would help her to travel through time, unless she accidentally happens to travel through a solar flare at that precise moment :P
1:37
My favorite part of the entire skit!🤣
I do not-at all-have the words to describe how much I love this entire sketch from start to finish
"I gotta go pick up my daughter."
*"You're excused."*
Imagine saying that in class lmao
@@jtonxbox1433 wtf im 18 and i still play with legos
@@jtonxbox1433 wtf bro
Sounds better than having to take club photos
@BigBabyBooBooBaBoon I don't get it. It's because men doesn't support their kids?
Lol 5k likes and you’ll do it?
I'm starting to think that Timothy is on another level. He's a member of a club, but didn't stand up. He made up a reasonable excuse so he can leave early. What a clever move. 😹
He's the smart one lol, he learns
He is just a simple guy. He is not insubordinate, churlish, mischievous, deceitful, chicanerous and deplorable.
I don't think he's a member of a club, and I don't think he made up an excuse... I think he really did have to go pick up his daughter.
It’s because Timothy himself is from the inner city
Yea he does have a quinceañera daughter
THE WAY AARON WHINED AFTER BEING ESCORTED OUT THE CLASS IS SENDING ME INTO ORBIT
Also the girl who plays Jacqueline is so pretty
can you believe this man is voicing toad in the mario movie 💀
I can’t take it anymore. I can’t stop laughing. Is there anybody in the entire world, any comedian, better or funnier than KEY!?!?! NO NO! I am definitely his biggest fan.
I respectfully disagree. I would argue Dave Chappelle to be the funniest Comedic Skit actor and Creator. You should check out his Chappelle Show also on Comedy Central. I think you'll see for yourself that he's light years ahead of any opposition at being the best. Arguable! (I only say arguable to be respectful) 🤥 I'm Rich *itch! 🤣 For real I am too! 🤫
@@tycoonbobby9444Even so, Key & Peele ain't far behind, don't you think?
The way that Aaron casually regretted saying he’s president of the glee club always gets me 😭
hey, whats your profile picture from?
A aron*
@@txrizzy3014 Its an album cover for ‘Is This It’.
you are the dirtiest driver on the Formula 1 grid
Yeah. I'm the 700th liker.
"The Mosquito bite Club maybe"
"Ugh! That was hurtful"
"Truthful"😂😂😂
Kaiser Sözshye i didn’t get it
Holy fuck I just got it nvm
She's quite cute...
@@561hz4 She not in the chest club. She in the mosquito bite club.
@@TheRealBamboonga Oh wow I never got that. 'Chest' club.
Well, I really like it when Mr. Garvey freaks out after A-Aron says something to him. 😂
I just now saw this, and the previous/original Substitute Teacher sketch. Brilliant, and acted out to near-perfection! Much as I would kind of like to see other sketches/ideas with this character, it may have been for the best that they only did these two. It keeps you wanting more, instead of possibly wanting less.
“I gotta pick up my daughter”
“Your excused”
Me: tF-
It’s reasonable more reasonable than a club man has responsibilities
*I found Tim Othy's reason is very reasonable*
E
You’re*
same
Ay-Ay Ronn is actually the real victor here, He got his yearbook photo. Ay-Ay-Ronn might be smarter than we think.
W0mbAt Tim-O-thy’s smarter. He didn’t correct the sub or stand up for the club just to make him seem like the good kid.
@ya boi koi tAkE yO aSS to O Shag Hennessey's OffIce rIghT nOw!
@ya boi koi churlish.🤣
@ya boi koi nah
@@eliannaxiong nah I like De-nice
This is funnier then ever. 😂
Thousandth time watching this, I'm to the point where I can completely say everything at the exact same time as them. Never gets old
Love how the audio is only through the left speaker
What the hell hahahahah
Make it not full screen
It’s because it’s a Facebook video
Uff I got scared
I took out my left earbud to see if I broke my headphones, and it sounded like talking underwater
My right ear isn't too pleased with this video
YA FR I THOUGHT MY AUDIO WAS MESSED UP TOO
SAME. And that’s the only earbud that works.
Same!
Neither was mine.
@Allison Carballera same, went through 3 headsets
I never knew there was a second part to the substitute teacher video until today.
I can't get enough of it and this always gets me laughing,and I love how he plays his role without slipping
the actors playing the students too are great.
This skit is really about the PTSD Mr. Garvey got from his many years of substituting in the inner city.
... it started with a wide eyed, fresh faced, and idealistic Mr. Garvey. He just recently graduated from college with a teaching degree and was ready to make a difference. "If I want to do the most good, I need to go to where they need the most help" he thought quite righteously. From their very own backyard, Mr. Garvey will be a shining example to the students of the Innercity School District, that with hard work and persistence anyone can achieve their goals... "Good Morning, Class. I'm the new substitute teacher in your district and this is my very first day teaching. You can call me Mr. G." Mr. Garvey said, trying to build a rapport with his new pupils. The students stared blankly and silently back at "Mr. G." And then, through the brief silence someone from the back shouted "WHATS THE G STAND FOR!? ...-GAY!?." The class erupted in laughter ... Shocked, Mr. Garvey was now on his heels, "Mischievous..... mischievous and deplorable youths..." he thought as he shook his head ...
@M.T that was was awesome.
@@m.t.6721 You are off to a good start on the novel about this. Not kidding. The writing talent is definitely there. And it's subtly funny. Really good! I like "Innercity School District"! A screenshot of that in the movie would be hilarious. Then they pan in to the interview...
@@m.t.6721 I thoroughly enjoyed this back story
Mr Garvey changed his name and was allowed to return to teaching after a lengthy period of rehabilitation, after Jimmy the class clown drove him to have a breakdown in class.
It’s 2020 we need a spin-off about mr. Garvey’s adventures in the inner city.
Right on 👍
yas!!!!
Yes please
Rafael Sandino Flores agreed
Yeaaa
My left ear enjoyed hearing this
I like how the kids who are probably the nicest and most successful at the school are his problem students, and it seems like he has an ongoing rivalry with A A Ron
“THE GLEE CLUB!? Like they gon’ have a club dedicated to a tv show!” 🤣
Funny thing is, my school had a doctor who club
Actually USA is a tv show
@@VoidCosmonaut What does that have to do with glee club
“Take your ass to O-Shag-Hennessey’s office right now before I bust a club up in your butt!”
What you smoking? Can I try some?
“You about as Spanish as Reyan Seacrest” That was hilarious
"wit cha big ass fraggle rock hair"
I didn’t get that joke? Is Ryan actually Hispanic?
@@GrumblyAirMonk no Ryan Seacrest is white that was the punchline he said Blake looked about as Spanish as Ryan Seacrest
@@TingusPingus445 ah, got it! Thanks dude
He should've said "You about as Spanish as Cristina Aguilera"
my left ear really enjoyed this
“Fake announcement.” Killed me right there man 💀😂
“I’m the president of the glee club, why did I talk?” 😂😂💀 lmfaoo
YBN Cordae the instant realization lmao
THE GLEE CLUB?!
AHHHHH!!!!!!
Did you meet with 50, he sounded serious?
Poor A-Aron
Poor A-Aron
“And what pretell is the reason for this premature exodus?” 😂😂😭
Balaake 🤣
pray tell?
I get serious Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction vibes from this
What's the meaning of premature exodus?
@@Eren-zu8ig early exit
2:43 Look at the girl in the green shirt. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:55 im dying, the way he look, the way he yell, it's perfect
“I’m the President of the Glee Club.. why do I talk?” Youd think Ay-Ay-Ron would learn his lesson, he always gotta be churlish
Can't forget mischievous and deceitful.
Chicanerous not chicatarasaurus rex 🤣🤣
Insubordinate and churlish, Mischievous and deceitful, chicaneries and deplorable.
Ok *sobbing*
Yeah I'm I'm gonna go
THE GLEEEEEE CLUUUUUUUB SSSSSOOOOOOOOOO
“I gotta go pick up my daughter”
“Your excused”
Most people: tF
Me who’s been in both types of schools: sounds about right-
Uh I was thinking the same thing
Teen parents, checks out.
**YOU'RE*
Some people could actually have that excuse...
True. I grew up in an affluent city and if a girl suddenly disappeared it was because she was pregnant and sent to continuation so as not to influence others. When I became a teacher working at an inner city school, there were a lot of Freshman who were pregnant. I taught seniors and one of my students was pregnant with her SECOND child. Sad thing is, in both types of schools (affluent vs. inner city) all the pregnant girls were of color.
Both J-Quelin and D-Nice are very attractive and are great acting in these scenes. Well done!
We need more of this 😂😂😂
Teacher: Ain't none of y'all old enough for the god damn club
Timothy: I gotta pick up my daughter
Me: bruh
Umm... u dumb?
Its Thi mothy
so there to yough for the club but old enough for KIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS? and thats what makes it funny
Teemauthi
@J u meant cram artie isnt it?!
Teacher: whuduhel is Thimothy, SunOaBeach it's thi mowty!
Plot twist: The teacher was right about everything. The students were lying.
Especially as announcement was after Aaron left.
*YEET*
Except for Timothy
@@Petaurista13 dont you mean A-A-ron
Evilush it is Ay-Ay-Ron
"And what pray tell is the reason for this premature exodus?" 🤣🤣🤣
My left ear enjoyed this
We need either a movie or a show about Mr. Garvey and his class.
YES
I'd love a movie about this too. Or tv-series.
Definitely not a movie, it’d be less funny
@@justkon1789 not if it’s directed by Peele
both
"fake announcement"
LMAO😂😂
Who are the actors that play aaron or denice or blake
The way he said it 😂😂
Balke, de-nic or A-Aron*
SpicyBro 88 Denice is hot!!
That shit got me too 😂 😂 😂
“I’m the president of the glee club. Why do i talk?”
love how they accepted their names💀
So funny
Why is it always Aaron who goes to the principal office 😂😂
Because he DUN MESSED UP NIEN TENN DOW - GAY MAIR
Because he is a little smart ass
Because he's insubordinate and churlish.
Hahahaha, I love the word churlish now! 😂
*A-aron is talking about a TV show club.*
“I’m the president of the glee club. Why did I talk?”
Gets me every time 😂😂 A-a-ron is a national treasure
Why thank you
“THE GLEE CLUB?!!!!?????!!!!!!!*Destorys desk*”
“LIKE THEY GONNA HAVE A CLUB, DEDICATED TO A TV SHOW!! TAKE YOUR ASS TO O-SHAG-HANNESSEY’S OFFICE RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I BUSTED THE CLUUUUUB UP IN YA BUTT!!!!!!”
Thanks
I didn`t get why he`s so angry just because of a tv show
"why did I talk?"
A-A-Ron knew what was about to go down 😂
They should have Mr. Garvey on 'Abbot Elementary'.
The usual suspects 😂😂😂
😂😂
Bea Kiddo but I’m the only real usual suspect
PART 3 PLEASE
That damn A A ron
Bea Kiddo 😂😂😂
“Mosquito bite club maybe” I’m dead😂😂😂
took me three watches to figure out what the joke was lmao
Thats hurtful
Can you explain It? I don't get it.
Farhaaz Pathan he said “sweetie you’re not in the CHEST club. Mosquito bite club maybe”
@@farhaaz237 boob size, he said "chest club" instead of chess club
In all its uncut glory! ♟️♟️
Priceless!
"Premature Exodus" 😂😂😂😂
Jacqueline later became the first female president of america.
No Jquelin did
I see your still a yaping dog mister Milton
Fuck you milton
Agent Milton you mean jay-kwelin?
Where’s the funny.
“The usual suspects”
🤣🤣🤣
Im dead!!!
fatin haziqah He was referring to the movie right ?
@@nuruddinafkar4515 nah he said that cuz those were the students who corrected him about their names in part 1
Me to
Think before you speak plzzzz...😐
Doesn't matter how many times Mr Garvey pops up in my feed, I'm watching it. 😂
" *MISCHIEVOUS AND DECEITFUL, CHICANEROUS AND DEPLORABLE* "
this is pure comedy
there are sweaters and tshirts for this quote...
JD NAAAWWWWW!
@@jimday666 I need one. Where?
@@DIandWINE they have a store already:
keyandpeelestore(dot)com
Excuse, I'm not native speaker, can someone explain me joke
Left side of my brain:HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Right side of my brain: WTF are you laughing at?!
I don't have a brain
Same
My brain agrees with your brain
It's actually opposite the right brain should be laughing while the left brain should be questioning
My brain agrees to your brain which was also a thought came out of my brain, what I said right now also is a thought that came out of my brain
BRAINCEPTION
2:55 I yelled this at one of my classmates when they said they were in the glee club 😂
I almost fell off my bed laughing so hard😂😂
“You about as Spanish as Reeyawn Seacrest.” 🤣🤣🤣
*WITH YOUR BIG ASS FRAGLE ROCK HAIR*
katYAHEARD ! HOW ‘BOUT YOU DEE-NICE
That's the funniest part ever 😂😂😂😂
I’m in chess ♟ club
Zyzynm “ the mosquito bite club, maybe “
Denise: "Hurtful"
Garvey:"Truthful"
I wonder what other stuff she's in just to see her acting range
De-Nice*
Correct yourself it's not *"Denise"* but a *"de-nice"*
Actress's name is Shelby Fero
@@Smygaming56 "That's better"
What was that "chess club, mosquito club" thing about actually, I really didn't understand that one
THERES A PART 2!! How did I not know
Greatest comedy duo of all time.
My left ear enjoyed it !!!!!!!!’
i thought my headphones broke
SHashwat I kept trying to fix my headphones
I experienced that too and thought my headphone broke then try to change my setting to mono instead of stereo and it worked!
for real
Is this a part of this sketch
I got to go pick up my daughter
Excused 😂😂
Johnathan Angel hahahaha
Another Doge FINALLY
Paleo Galaxy Yay Doges
Johnathan Angel lmao
Johnathan Angel 😂that’s my fav part😂
my left ear liked this skit
Man, the “chest” club…wow 😂 “Maybe the mosquito bite club “ 😆😆