The Best Half Life Map
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- čas přidán 12. 01. 2021
- Hello again. Today, we're playing the best half life map to ever exist.
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“All warfare is based on pit drones.”
-Sun Tzu
based
"All warfare is based..."
-Sun Tzu
"..."
-Sun Tzu
@@t-rex9809 qqwwwww
@@soupcanpyro9421 wise words from a wise man
“oh my..”
~Half life scientist
""All warfare is based" - Sun Tzu" - martincitopants
“Oh fiddlesticks, what now?!”
-kleiner
-greg, half life scientist
WWAAAAGGHHH
AHG WAGH WEA
This map is basically auto chess. I wonder if it's the first of its kind.
Like Dota, i half expect that there is some ancient map for the original Starcraft that was the original that everyone has forgotten.
@@CheekyCheeky I think you meant WoW.
@@bronzejourney5784 if we are going to correct others like that then i think you mean Warcraft III
9:01 “As Sun Tzu once said, ‘All warfare is based...
’”
This video is incredible.
The true Half Life 2
Yis
Bruh half life 2 doesn't even work on my computer
@@benflamini5197 What the fuck? my shitty laptop runs it at 60 fps..
@@benflamini5197 are you trying to run it on the Apollo 11 flight computer?
Does that mean we have had half life 3 all along?!
Why is every single one of this guys videos an absolute masterwork
probably because they each take a month to make
Because he himself is a masterpiece.
You're god damn right
His videos have a 10 million subscriber quality to them
cräck
Fun fact: martincitopants is sponsored by the honorable and trustworthy Mr. Natas
def not satan backwards
ah Mr. Natas. heard of this guy. mysterious, but can't tell he is bad or something... but I heard he is sometimes involved in very strange stuff.... hmm
"Their server.....our server"
Classic sven coop move
Well, that was a suprise for me.
Greetings and big thanks for a great video of my map :)
@martincitopants
I did not know you before this video, a friend linked it to me, well that map was made by me, better known as Trempler.
If you ever want to replay bm_sts any time soon, we are about to release sven co-op 5.24 in some days, hopefully.
Ofc I added some new stuff to the map and even added another secret, yes there are 2 secrets now ;D
Also I did some rebalances and upgraded some other crap in the map.
Hope you had some fun with it, i have nightmares of all the work put into that one map *haha*
king regards,
Trempler
Did you make this in hammer or did you use another tool for map creation? Nonetheless it's an impressive piece of work!
@@vackor I´m using the Jack Hammer Editor for this :)
Thank you a lot, I spent a lot of time into the map, still updating it and even plan an bm_sts 2 :)
Nice job on the map, I also like how you named it after the sound it makes when you pick up a medkit
@@mojonojo nah not really, the map name is short for "Black Mesa: Special Tactics sector"
vedy güd
at 5:52 I thought he was gonna say "When in doubt, whip it out" - Christopher Wistopher
nah, Uberdanger copyrighted that
Girls at puberty: Oh my god there's blood!
Boys at puberty: 15:03
Lol
Kewl
Oh God I laugh so much more than I should have at that :D
My laugh will arrive in 4-6 business days
Can somebody give me the link of that meme pls.
I need it for my school project
Netflix:are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 12:45
Enemy: That's bullshit bro
Martin: dududuudududu dududududud Dudududu DududDududu
shit what's that song again
@@CassiusGreen Idk if you have found that song, but if you haven't, song is Spazzmatica Polka by Kevin Macleod ;)
@@maroonhunter1916 Thanks a lot dude!
I instantly Subscribed because of your intro.
They’re all like this too
I DID TOO
Pog
I love his intro too bro
Whats the song???
The Obama “let me be clear” joke as he fades away was so good 🤣
i mean he is "Clear"
*CZcams: Yes. This is definitely ad-friendly.*
*CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM*
This is the most underrated youtube channel ever.
Edit: Congrats on the million subs
I mean it's essentially just knockoff Sseth...but then again you can hardly have enough of this type of content.
I’m so glad I found it a couple months ago-it’s an absolute gem
Him and Neebs gaming are so underrated
I've been here since factorio
Subbed when he had 40k, hope to be here for 1 mil
"all warfare is based"
- Sun Tzu
"Based? based on what?"
- Confucius
"all warfare is based"
- Sun Tzu
E X P A N D
- Sun Tzu
@@og8263 "Based on deez nutz."
- Socrates
@@cpa4able "Fuck you dude"
-Lau Tzu
"All warfare is based" litteraly made me spit my water out. Rewatching your videos is such a treat mate
7:25 Classic Australian Moment
Sven Co-op is very similar to Half-Life, in the fact that the people playing them are addicted to *"certain pharmaceuticals"*
I prefer calling them Brain Power Pills
Spoiler: its cocaine
Xanax?
I don't get this joke
@@hanskover there's a small group of like 500 people and we all are addicted to half life and Sven co-op
I fucking love this channel. I made the mistake of watching this one at work and was so red from holding in laughter that my coworkers thought I was sick (which in times of 'rona isn't the best thing :")). Absolute masterpiece, keep them coming
@@GenericCorporationMedia cuk
Don't watch this stuff at work, come on, your coworkers are gonna think you're something you are not.
12:28 MISSILE BARRGAE INCUMING
7:26 life in Australia must be great xD
*"Quick, think of something funny!"*
Nice pfp though I like smug better.
Half Life
@@SStarry_Days elo :3
@@BerriMura THIS IS POG HE SAID "elo :3" POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
15:02
Sven co-op with the boys is basically the funniest thing ever
I love the guy's crticism of: "It's literally just big momma, it's so boring" when they were the ones who also invested in them.
Beautiful. Absolutely stunning.
I’ve watched this 5 times now.
ive watched like 4
youve become him
BOI'S WE FOUND DESINC but with a D O P E voice
Poggers!
@@Tyurru we can't pog anymore :(
desinc has a pog enough voice
Desinc X Martin Collab
@@unfunnylad1866 agreed
11:53 THIS IS MY FACEIT NOW
@@ii0000 shut up woman
Mom walks on on 15:14 "what is that noise?"
*looks at screen* 🤔 -> 🙃
"oh hi, just...yk.. watching internet videos" 😅
😁🔫
The way rounds are designed very masterful from a game design perspective actually, you play 2 rounds of RTS(well almost), then an actual FPS round with everyone equal on a double-symmetric map and the winner of the FPS round doesnt declare winner like you would expect from a generic game, but instead it just gives you _research points_ to use in the RTS rounds.
Just perfect.
Gamers. We have gathered for a monumental event
Yes we did
Yes
Myes
1:29 Holy shit water came out of my nose
This is the political humor I live for
The more i learn about the middle east history, the funnier it gets
what's the song tho?
i live in the middle east it’s accurate lmao
@@EggFuhrer the song is the saudi arabian national anthem
0:09 this is how i refer to breaking the geneva conventions
9:01 Here for reminder.
3:06 sun tzu said that!
Love that pfp
soldier - i forgot what year
"my man did a technoblade this episode"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
RIP technoblade
12:10 i just noticed he got a big momma on his first roll, and then rerolled and rerolled for a second one on the same crystal
sven coop is such a hidden gem, I have it installed on steam for years and years now and I always hope on of an hour or two (or more) and its always fun and the people that play it are mosly very cool DUDES. Also love the video, rarely youtube recomends good stuff like this.
Petition for martin to make a video of him saying Very Good for 1h
‘Something something society then I blow your brains out’ - A true Poet, 2021
This is probably one of the most well paced videos on this platform, it doesn’t feel to short but brings enough story and info into just 16 minutes *chefs kiss*
Just found this channel and watched old videos as well...love the passion and meme taste
Keep it up
Oh so this is where the boss “Doom Crab” came from for gmod zombie survival
16:09 of new Quality Content today!
8:00 absolutely rolling
The most charming part of these old sven co-op maps is the juxtaposition of tight, complex gameplay with bizarre broken english and childish jokes in all the text, like how all the bonus rounds renamed the enemies to something stupid. It's kind of the hallmark of this entire genre to me.
thank you, martincitopants, very cool!
Wow thats realy cool
12:58 "Do you saw this ?"
Yes, I do saw this.
15:02
the funniest thing i heard/seen in YEARS XD
I really like the Team Icons. Red has an F for fire, blue has C for corrosion, yellow has E for Explosive and green has T for Toxic
Banned pog, Twitch may have. Pog, however, that ending was.
"he fell or drowned, or something" - is some of the most scathing and dry comedy from this mod.
Such an insane an ridiculous mod with a no holds barred approach to content, coop and crazy.
PLEASE. I NEED MOAR. PLEASE FUEL MY ADDICTION TO THIS VIDEO BY MAKING A PART 2. I'VE WATCHED THIS 21 TIMES.
9:26 eric andre parkouring through his set to Hard Fought.
Ah yes, highest quality HL shitpost. I enjoyed every second of it.
This reminds me of how I got banned from the main Half-Life Discord server lmao
Dude I love your videos no matter what it is your editing and narrating makes it so interesting and fun to watch. I always enjoy each video you upload I hope you do more and upload more.
i love how you delivers each line. the sudden pause and the realization of disappointment. it's kinda like gumi the red birb dark souls meme
2:57 I don’t like that image
Horse!
This needs to have a competitive scene
Dude this is the best video you’ve made, would love to see more especially in these old valve games
7:35 that's what she said
Best thing to have woken up to: a new video from the overlord, Martin.
"hooly shet thatz a hUge fokin *spoidah* "
This reminds me of gmod sassilization server, which, now that I see this, was probably based on this gamemode. Man it was a great game, with custom units and building walls and whatnot. Truly a strategy game for the less strategy inclined. I miss it now seeing this, but great video! Thank you for reminding me of some nice past memories.
Bro your videos are absolutely top notch. Keep up the epic work my guy
The Doom music was a nice touch, I love how this video gets progressively louder as it comes down to the final rounds lol
I recently sunk so many hours into Sven with friends, honestly a top 10 game imo
loving your content my dude, keep on keepin on.
Never thought I would see another CZcams video about Sven Co-op. You must do more. This game needs more players, it's so much fun.
I agree
I remember I played this, it was amazing. Especially in moments when we either had to sacrifice a friend to escape or when my brother was nailed in the face with a missile. Sending me and 3 other goons into a panic.
13:00 this part had me crying 😂🤣😂🤣
It’s gorgeous.
Man I’ve only just found your channel recently but I love you editing style, don’t think I’ve seen a video I haven’t laughed at yet 😂
These videos are always gold😂I don't even play any of the games he talks about but these videos are so addicting, especially his factorio one.
He literally has a galaxy brain cuz the games he plays are quite confusing.
I love your editing man :D
Are there any games similar to this? Cuz playing it for 3 days straight with the boys is getting a bit repeatable.
2:27 won’t comment
12:44 won't comment
@@simonwells9721 *doom music intensifies*
Dope test stream yesterday. Can't wait for you to reach 200k!
I couldn’t stop laughing, you’re probably my favorite CZcams now. Please keep up the great work! Every upload is golden!
I keep cycling back to this video. Feels almost like a pilgrimage every time I end up here, since it's entirely up to chance whether I see it or not.
Good memes.
"It's huge, it's so fucking big"
*_Thats what i expected she would say._*
thanks man, good vibes. Made me think of the lan parties back in the day.
I've had much fun playing this since i've seen your vid on it, thanks man :D
Edit: Your content is amazing, many laughs have been had
"if big momma didn't come, then you haven't won"
*-sun tzu*
#11:00 That's the 'Displacer' from Opposing Force.
#14:05 That's the 'Shock Roach', also from Opposing Force.
these videos are a masterpiece, thank Gaben for your work
Your videos are so well edited that i can review them lots of times.
Sven coop goes so hard🗿
All warfare is based.
-Sun Tzu
You deserve more subs man. Just found you out. Keep up the entertaining vids
It takes you like a month for every video, and it’s worth it so much.
I knew sven co-op existed, but I'm just learning about this masterpiece.
15:25 that mic crackle omfg!
this is the video that introduced me to your channel and i do not regret watching all of it
Your videos are superb
Keep it up I need more of this magnificent frogman in my life
My God, the nostalgic crack. Sven Coop still alive?
Damn, sudden nostalgia from playing this map years ago on my crappy laptop.
I dont know how many times ive watched this video but its so enjoyable so i keep coming back
I have probably seen this video 20 times and still laugh and think it’s interesting 😂😂