Starting An Arma 3 Server Was A Terrible Mistake
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- čas přidán 6. 08. 2020
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Welcome back to Arma 3. Today we'll be journeying inside my very own Arma 3 wasteland server. This game mode features lots of [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]. Very fun. The goal for today will be acquiring and using the cruise missile launcher.
Wasteland server details:
martincitopants' Bean Zone - Wasteland
45.121.210.1:2932
Twitter: / martincitopants
VOD channel: / @martincitopantsvods
Twitch: / martincitopants - Hry
I lost it at "Obama Roleplayers" ; D
Gahahataggagagagagahahahahaha
it would have been funny 4 years ago but trump has well surpassed obama in half the time.
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@@PettyClipper it would of been funny before Obama blew up a wedding killing women and children
@@wakandawildman2043 He blew up women and children too? Too bad he did not just blow up men, because their lives arent worth anything.
/irony off
"life removal item"
tool
human existence eradication device
H.E.E.D
lol the ambulance is just a natural selection intervention unit
Tool
4:05 dammn, that Brazillian song
Girl From Ipanema. Great taste Martin
Olha que coisa mais linda, mais cheia DISGRAÇA-
Alá os cara. Só os brazuca fudido.
ih koe rapaziada
@@nicolasoliveira4903 mkkkkkkkkk
"172811 minutes, an un - healthy amount of time"
That's like 120 days of continuous gameplay
and I had fun okay mom get the fuck out of my room and get off my back
@@PivotDirector “MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! NO IM NOT MOVING OUT!”
yeah that is indeed the joke
How does one even manage to keep a computer on for that whole time, let alone keep Steam open on one game for that duration
@@TinyDeskEngineeryou see: Arma has a launcher. He likely just had that open, as it counts for your hours. (I think)
This channel is SERIOUSLY underrated.
yeah martin makes fr good content lmao
Yes It is
@John Higgins he needs moar
Yes, here cus of leafy
reminds me a bit of sseth, just with a different brand of autism
Me: Why do you need a cruise missile launcher?
Martin: It's a surprise tool that will help us later.
When you don't need a cruise missile launcher?
Martin cannot play arma anymore because when he joins everyone immediately leaves
"Nine-point-three millimeter sneeze to the skull" is an underappreciated sentence.
It is.
@@lukemimnagh2594 it was
4:04
"Ah se ela soubesse que quando ela *Blows up*"
10000% Accurate.
Ele e brasileiro ?
@@siluda9255 Acho que não.
Br em td parte
Whats the song?
@@At0m1c_At0m Garota De Ipanema
Hey mr. martinimanjeans, you probably wont see this but me and a few of my friends would like to thank you for keeping your server open, it is the only good wasteland, nae, arma server we have seen since we got the game a little while ago. It has been a fun experience and many thanks from a couple of Canadians.
what is the martincitopants discord link?If you know it can you write it under my comment?Thanks.
The server doesn't exist anymore I think
Just tired I don't think so either
Decent Rifle: Shows F2000
Never have I agreed so much before with something so totally wrong
F2000 on bf3 as a medic slaps bro
Anton Hand has been displeased.
The f2000 is actually a good rifle, it’s just mw2 kind of ruined it’s reputation in video games
Guide to survive a Arma 3 server:
1) Don't be a NPC
2) Don't play as Civilian
3) Play with a squad of your faction
4) KILL EVERYONE NOT YOUR SQUAD!
5) Be gentle to STAFF
6) Good luck =)
0:35
2800+ hours in 1200 hours
incredible sorcery
mart has played for so long he warped time itself
4:05 do nada o cara mandou um tom Jobim
pls gib bean mr martincitopants
bean
We did it boys, we got bean
@@martincitopants *bean*
BEAN
Beeeeeeeean
4:10 Brazilhian music, you summoned the brazil tribe, prepare to fight
Looks like he's going to brazil
Me and the Boys on our way to become *s e a m e n*
me and men go to be
*f i s h*
Ocean man
*c u m*
@@hasnicktir5310 Soup can: C!
ahh yes nuclear aim120s
sorry, I speak in AIM-9 Sidewinders :)
Lmfao imagine using missiles. Real men use 20mm autocannon
@@jeff-np9jm SCUD missile want to have a conversation
raditon flavored boom stick trhowing big thingy
1,200 pound AGM-62 Walleye TV-guided Glide Bomb
I was in the hospital eating too much bread when I was this early before.
Eating too much bread in the hospital?
@@davysmith1934 *for eating too much
@@ZackMathissa can I ask questions
@@ZackMathissa wha- how?
@@Tigershark_3082 I like 🍞
I was never so early for any video
Yes
The video 2 days old your comment 3 days holy shit ur early
Jon Goodman tf?
Loving your content. I randomly stumbled across your channel and was disappointed you didn't have a huge backlog of stuff to watch so keep up the great work!
bean man, could you make a guide about how to violate geneva convention in rimworld
You mean his entire channel?
Me: Hears Brazilian song in video
Also Me: Visibly Surprised
Why? It's the girl from Ipanema, it's a world famous song. Frank Sinatra did a famous cover of it. Step into an elevator or anywhere that plays muzak and 90% of the time they're playing The Girl from ipanema. Hell the main character from my favourite book series is described multiple times as whistling it.
@@tadhgmcelligott3693 First of all, chill and second: I never knew about that and third: many elevators in Brazil don't have music playing (as far as I know if any Brazilian sees this correct me if I'm wrong) and I never intended to offend you in any way.
ayyyyyyy brbrbr
i was also surprised, i love Brazilian music
João Pedro Man, I have livre in São Paulo since I was born. It’s rare to find music in elevators
“Obama Role players” Lmfaoooooo sent me
Congrats on nearly 40k. This channel has exploded, rightfully so, and I am glad to have been here.
Your videos are all super high quality, you clearly enjoy what you do, so keep it up dude! Thanks for making these videos!
Cruise missile launcher: also called the MLRS (multi-life-removal system)
"Today we fight with handguns tomorrow we could fight with cRoOsE missiles" Random dude, Just Cause 2
I love this channel so fuckin much. I've already watched all his videos several times over and I'm not stopping anytime soon...
4:00 i like that meet the spy reference.
Martin deserves more subs, so underrated.
Very nice. I love your commentating/exposition/narration style.
Glad I found ya relatively early, thanks for making videos.
"Extended subaquatic sleep" LMAO
This was in my recommended and this is now prob my new fav channel
Same.
Awesome video brother! Keep up the great work and stay safe!
Much love from Vermont!💯🤘
Wew never been this happy to see you post again
6/10 not enough civilian casualties
when the pvz music hit, i was srsly invested
I was looking for this commend. Lol
5:18 yung fly on the track
this is a great channel please keep up the amazing work
0:35 Femur Breakers are a welcomed addition
4:16 same with the Plants vs Zombies Theme
Fun Fact: The amount of minutes he has played this server is 120 days
when this pool stage song from pvz came in, it made my day more than the video already had done...
“There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.”
Just realized how calm and relaxed these are compared to your newer vids
I CAN HEAR IT IN THE BACKGROUND, AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE
“yung fly on the track ____ ____ ____”
This is amazing also big brain avoiding demonitivation
man this makes me want to play this game again. When I get a better computer hopefully i can reliably play this game without crashing every 10 minutes
Only found ya channel recently, but definitely give off cracked out RussianBadger vibes
4:05 that brazilian Bossa Nova, GREAT TASTE FRIEND, valeu cara
1:28 - that "shitty SMG" is actually great IRL xD
E: Did I hear PvZ music in the background? Fits nicely ^^
4:18 omg the PvZ music got me.....
I have never laughed this hard because of Arma before holy crap man never stop making these videos
I like the way this man says "very good". It's... Very good.
Jimbo is proud.
3:50 Scared the living shit out me!
Love the PvZ soundtrack though, brings nostalgia.
OK dude, I watched this yesterday and I loved it so much that I bought the game and all DLC. Your server is my first stop, I hope to see you there!
Ehm the server closed...
F
@@mattd7313 F
Big F
@@moin7227 F
How does this channel only have 100k, this is gold
Get this man a Raid Shadow Serpent Man sponsorship right now.
When you bring DarkRP to ARMA III.
that was well worth the wait
i love your style of humor and i love the plants vs zombies music toward the end
Plants vs Zombies in the background, NOICE
My recommendation is that you do more game reviews, as they seen to get more traction in general
The music for that cruise missile... Good taste, bro.
You are very funny, I binging all these videos for games I've never played.
4:05 lmao
EDIT: is that PvZ music? this channel is dope
if u talking about the name of the music in the timestamp it is "garota de ipanema" its brazilian
@@lasanha6328 later on he plays Pool Stage song from PvZ1.
"Ah, se ela soubesse que quando ela passa..."
hahahahaha excelente
Absolutely love the vids
You are so chill first time
Your server is great due to the fact that I can fly a Cessna with a 120mm cannon
That was the longest ad i've ever seen on youtube, then there wasn't even a video at the end
Lmao I was looking for this comment. You're 100% correct.
downloaded arma again after 3 years because of you. and I didn't regret it
Excellent. Just subscribed.
This guy reminds me of Internet Historian
2:10
ZA WARUDO!
MUDA DA.
This is basically arma GTA and I’m completely here for it
your vocal cadence combined with your humor, makes for God tier comedy.
Wish I could actually run Arma 3 well man
i wish arma 3 could run arma 3 well, the engine is shit
wait where do you live? if you're in america or europe geforce now might support your country
you win my like with the brazilian music
Dude your videos make my day.
Holyshit im do happy i found your channel, that's so my style of editing
4:04 BR! yaay
"se ela soubesse que quando el-"
((death))
4:05 Felt so proud of my little country. Knowers will know.
DayZ got me into arma2 way back and I loved the wasteland mode on arma2 with a group of buddies
Can't wait for 2 years from now when I can say I've been here since 5k at the 1 mil video
I haven't played wasteland for a while but I'm coming back for your server 👌
'me with nearly 10 billion every time the server wipes'
"Heavy breathing"
4:04
thanks for the miniscule mention of Brazilian Bossa nova :)
glad to see our boy is back
took him 7 minutes to get a cruise missile, gotta be a h a c k e r
There is no such thing as "terrible things when starting an arma 3"
What you have is fun epic game with chaos everywhere
good on you for playing ArmA for 120 days straight.
9.3mm sneeze... haha at the recieving end it really sounds like that :D
You are officially in my top ten youtubers, still deciding whether you'll make it to top 5 but it will take great deliberation
Its been more than a year, whats the verdict?
TELL US
Haha, this is great
4:14 when PvZ1 pool stage song came in.. it gave me goosebumps
5:41 aight man... this is enough, i love you already!
Pool stage and Ultimate battle are my favorite songs from that damn game...
Ahhh a man of culture I see, I too love life removal tools
0:40 name of this epic 60's/70's tune?
Steam Gardens - Super Mario Odyssey
@@rasho9393 Thanks bro!
Music at beginning?
Martin always gave me Internet Historian vibes but gaming style. Very cool.
I LIKE YOU CAUSE YOU GOT THAT SOMETHING THAT I NEED