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- Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #IOnceOverheard.
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Best one I've seen on the Internet - 6 year old girl gets bitten by spider, aunt overhears her whisper: "I can't handle the responsibility of being spiderman."
+MrsC LOL wow!!! That's cute XD
With great power…
@@OvSpP come great adorableness.
Pizza time!
Me
Was Passing this guy on the street, he was on his cell phone and I heard " Mom don't worry this time I know shes a woman"
Fuckin funny.
lol
+SALeydolt Thats hilarious
+SALeydolt Thats hilarious
man what the hell is wrong with people
Once a cop parked in front of our house and My window was open I heard one say to the other " I thought you had the keys" they locked themselves out of a cop car. I laughed so hard they grabbed their flashlights and pointed them at me and said "go back to bed"
lol 😂
lol 😂
haha
Lmao!! 😍😂😂
HAHA
#PleaseNotNow needs to be a hashtag itself
Dakoda Those stories would be great.
When the alarm clock rings in the morning
I thought as a woman that would make more sense?!?! if ya know what I mean
When you’re in the bathroom and you hear the doorbell.
3 yrs late but must reply: When you're in the bathroom and your live-in Mother-in-law knocks on the door wanting to know if she can take a shower now.....
A woman in Whole Foods angrily hissing at her daughter "You are acting like a WALMART child!" Not even joking.
Lauren Wasinger That's why I don't do Walmart. I only shop with humans.
She knows the world well and is raising her child properly.
Wal-Mart children are still better than most the adults they shop with... I would know. I work there.
Lauren Wasinger 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'd sell my soul to see that
+Lauren Wasinger LMFAO what??!! LOL!!
THE MARCO ONE LEAVES ME IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE TIME OMG
Me too🤓🤓🤓
same I keep watching it over and over again 😂😂😂
how the audience joins in omg lmao
Same, I always go back to this video 😂
MARCOOO
I once overheard this burly sophomore football player tell his friends, "Guys, you have to come over to my house later! My cat had her kittens and they are *so* cute!" The funniest part was that his other football/bodybuilder friends proceeded to ask him just how cute they were.
That's adorable!!!
What's wrong with that lol
that's not funny just cute
whats so funny about it?
that reminds me of my boyfriend! he looks like a big tough guy but really hes a teddy bear! ^_^ (and the most ticklish person ever! ha ha)
I overheard a little girl tell her mom in the bathroom “ Woahhh, your beard is a lot lower than daddy’s!”
I couldn’t help but bust out laughing.🤣
Oop
Took me a minute to get 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 kids just say anything and you can’t get mad at them for being captain (kinda) obvious 😂😂
Took em 7 seconds to understand
Sara Young who pees in front of their kid?
I once overheard my cousin, while she was playing with Barbies, "I'm pregnant and I think I'm the dad."
Taissa Langdon LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't know why that made me laugh lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ahahaha
Pfffft ahahahahaha
I once overheard a bunch of guys arguing whether it was Patrick Star or Patrick Starfish.
It's most definitely Patrick Star..
i agree, but they couldnt...
And he is most definitely not The Krusty Krab..
Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick..
patrick star
I once overheard a little boy in the bathroom stall, "Daddy, it's not working!"
Let's hope he was talking about the toilet...
Please not now...
+Sebastian Pope thats what i was thinking!!! ha ha
But he's Jeremiah… he can do this.
Jade Nguyen his names not Jeremiah 👀😂😂
if it was a girl then the "please not now" would be acceptable if ya know what I mean
My exact thoughts when j heard it. I have said it Plenty lol
+Shayla Farrell lol
What does it mean? I don't get that one
+Just Abby Things is there ever a convenient time for it to come?
Rpp Wing nope
I once overheard a kid in my school yell, "FUCK YOUR CHICKEN NUGGETS BRIAN" as I was walking through the hallway
Same
Alexandra Ireland do you guys go to the same school?
***** you look hot
It was sarcasm @Jack Le
One word sarcasm? That's way above my level
Once I was in a restaurant where the restrooms were labeled "roosters" and "hens". While waiting for a table, I heard a young boy yell, "Dad! Am I a hen or a rooster? Hurry! I really need to go!".
KCMae85 ! That’s too cute!
Hahaa that's great!
😂😂😂😂😂
Bahaha 5 years and still funny
Neither kid. You're human
I once overheard a guy say 'clamydia is not a flower, it's a STD!'
it could be a flower though
There is a flower called 'clematis'. A coworker had one on her desk and kept confusing the two when people asked her about it! :-D
after hearing the Marco polo thing I would just like to add this. I know someone called Marco with a twin brother named polo. not joking. apparently they were named that so that one parent could shout out Marco and the other polo.
omg this is too much in one day😂😂
I know two brothers named that, too!! Were they Hispanic? From N.C., perhaps?
+Sebastian Pope they are Hispanic but I don't know where they're from. there a friend of a friend more than anything else, so I don't know them very well.
This is the funniest thing I have ever heard HAHHAHAHHAHA
No, there was an explorer named Marco Polo.
I once overheard my ex tell his best friend that I was a stalker
nearly made me mad enough to come out of his closet
and give him a piece of my mind
Lol
MsRainbow Brite you just made my day!!! lmfao
MsRainbow Brite ... Wow... LOL
Same! Although I was under my boyfriend's bed waiting for the banging to stop.
MsRainbow Brite ironic...
Best tweets in a long time.
Marco?!
Polo?!
Marco!?
Why have you summoned me here?
BeautyByBella Polo!
Julz Baby If that party was in England, Marco was probably out playing polo and what she thought were shitheads teasing her, were actually telling her where he was.
I once overheard a woman in a bathroom asking her friend " Is it obvious that I'm pregnant? He can't know." wonder how she is doing now 😂
Lia Loe She's probably lonely. 😂
OMG 😂😂
No she's just overweight. Sorry.
Once I was in a furniture/décor store, and a little boy ran past me, carrying a bust of Mozart and singing, to the tune of the Batman TV show theme, "Na na na na na na na na, MOZAAARRRRT!!"
I hope this is my kid one day lololol that kid is perfect
That actually did make me laugh out loud
Oh my... 🤣
wow, that kid is really into classics
BEST THING EVER
I once overheard someone on the phone in a coffee shop in Canada say
"ya. ya that's what I said. no I told you, you can't feed the kangaroo lettuce." then he hung up. so many questions
A Ghost. I'm gonna screen shot this
@@girlster_gaming2631 just screen shotted the both of you because I got even more questions by now. #Screenshotception
@@NickTheCat_DieGoettlichenZehn I now screenshotted all three of you. I still got so many questions...
Lol kelowna has a kangaroo zoo(?)
I once overheard a man talking to his wife in Disney World: "You shouldn't've been scared, it looked like your mama." talking about a ghost in the Haunted Mansion.
Is it true in America they say Disneyland is the divorce haven?
rofl....
@@Iason29 I'm American and I've never heard that. Doesn't mean others don't say it, though...
💀
@@Iason29 no
my neighbor heard my other neighbor on the phone say "dude he can't come. He just killed someone."
the neighbor of a neighbor heard it? damn youre all such gossipers
Funny story, it goes with the dog one.
So our dog hurt his paw, and my sister looked at him and said, "Awe I hope he's not right pawed!" And my mom looked at her and said, "Well I haven't seen him sign anything lately so I wouldn't know."
hilarious
ohmygod you're an imagine dragons fan. love them
I straight up have Jimmy's video paused at 1:13, reading everything word that's been written, and am now a "can't hardly breath", close to possibly dying in, hot mess!!! 😂😂😂
Tt
CZcams three magic words Wayne Dyer meditation
Wella at risk of sounding really dumb lol, whenever I tought a dog to give me his paw in exchange for a treat, always gave me the right one🤔
I once overheard two boys in my college bookstore arguing over which was a better movie: New Moon or Eclipse.
eclipse is so much better
+LaBoricua2591 I would say the Eclipse movie...but I love the New Moon book.
+LaBoricua2591 They're both nothing to write home about, so who gives a shit, but yeah, that'd be an interesting argument, nontheless.
well i think both of them are shit , but come on seriosly
+LaBoricua2591 Maybe they were talking in code.
I like how people can tweet old memes and get on this show...
Ikr
Quin Rizer which ones
nika bobnar The fitness one
it was the lamest one tho
Maybe they wrote the original memes? 😕
I once over heard a girl on the bus say "I'm a quarter Chinese, joking, that can't be right I don't have 4 parents"
*Slaps forehead*
Christelle, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Good one
I was watching my two little grandkids, and I told them I was cooking muffins. And I heard them excitedly tell their mother when she came in, grandma's cooking Muffin. Muffin was the name of my dog...
welll............😂🤣
I went to an interview yesterday at a professional architect's office, and i heard 'WEEEE!' from the next door office XD
he was probably spinning around on his swivel chair lol
Architects what can we say we're all a tad bit crazy
so this wasn't just an architect? is was a 'professional architect office' you say lmao?!?
Which firm was that... I need that job...
Nice try..🤨🤨
I once overheard at a hockey game two girls saying "Ooh I think the quarterback just made a homerun!" XD
Sarah & Caitlin Williams da heck those are three completely different sports.
BAHAHAHAHA! Oh that is too funny!!😂😂👌🏼
That is so funny!!! LOL
It’s quite funny, yet really unfortunate to a hockey girl like myself- why would they even be there? Those were three different sports that were mentioned, I guess I can see where girls’ sports stereotypes come from. I guess I wouldn’t know since I hate volleyball and stuff, and hockey’s more my thing, but I don’t know. That’s weird.
P.S. Any idea why I’m sharing so much with you? I suppose that’s what CZcams comments compel us to do...
I'm pretty sure they were just talking about fucking the quarterback
Someone told me they heard half a phone conversation which went "Yeah he's feeling a lot better now, but he's still walking sideways"
TheMarvelguy1 probably a dog, they do that when they get old :( probly was dying
Or leaving the vet
This surely took place in the waiting room of the ministry for silly walks.
This got me burst out loud laughing. Thanks for that 😂
I overheard a guy on his phone talking to his friend "yeah man, your body is a temple. except on your birthday"
countrygirl countrymusiclover it’s kind of like protecting your body and watching what you put in it or having just a really fit body. So the on your birthday part is like, you usually are healthy but you get hammered at b day parties
I was at a Brewers game and I saw a dad trying to get a picture of his kid with the Johnsonville Braut mascot and that dad yelled "Jimmy, I WANT YOU TO GO OVER THERE AND GET A PICTURE WITH THAT DAMN WEINER."
KingPimpyMax the only wiener we want pictures of!
+KingPimpyMax OMG wow...I would die laughing!!
#GOBREWCREW
Sounds like something we'd say here in Milwaukee
Yessssss! 😆😆
My high school principal once said "bye, love you" after morning announcements.
😂
Overheard conversation: Guy 1:...So I thought I recognized her. Guy 2: Yeah? Guy 1: But I didn't think I could go up to her and say 'Uhm...did you used to work here...you know...as a man?' Guy 2: Totally.
I once heard one of our priests taking a pee when he forgot to turn the microphone off during silent prayer.
..........I really didn't need to know that
You want to know what's beautiful?
Read the first word
Have a good day fellas❤️
Thanks
CHEESY!
JeDkGaming Homofobic mutch?
JeDkGaming so, YOU are gay?
onderrscht JeDkGaming Nothing wrong with gays.
I love how much higgins loved the "please not now" one
Yup
Higgins dying over that second one is tops. xD
BlueEyedBabe03 my favorite one 😂😂
I once overheard someone in the bathroom stall next to me yell "TACO BELLLL!"
😂
that was probably tyler joseph
It’s sounds like Taco Hell got her
I am now going to whisper "please not now" whenever I go to a public restroom XD
I once overheard a guy telling his friends that he wasn't going to smoke dope anymore because last night he was about to fight a guy who wouldn't stop staring at him, when he realised he was looking in a mirror and was too high to recognise his own face.
That's sad. I hope they are healthier now
I could understand "please not now" in the women's restroom but not the men's
Maybe he was late for a meeting, but needed to dump.
I think he was getting a hard on, which was he not looking for. Like my boyfriend would get hard on when he gets hungry. It would happen to him any where...in his cubicle too.
maybe he had diarrhea
maybe he had diarrhea
maybe he had diarrhea
At a party once I heard a really drunk kid say “I wonder if cows have different views on politics?” 😂
That is udderly rimilkulous.
I once heard my mom making a 'cucumber dick joke' to my dad when I was hiding in their closet trying to scare them.... v.v
Ariana Burns that's a "ew" hashtag right there
hazutBitch that too...
Ariana B Two questions. What was the joke and Did you jump out of the closet?
Ariana B lol That must have been f*ing awkward. I would have waited in the closet...
Andrew Garfield it was terrible lol
Conversation I overheard at church camp:
"Do you know what humpday is?"
*In a scandalized harsh whisper* "Of course I do but I really don't think we should be talking about that at church camp!"
+Gemma Pettersen LOL!!!
The dirtiest day in the week
Lol were they children or adults?
What is Humpday?
Christoph Krass Wednesday, the middle of the week, is considered hump day
love how the audience yells polo
I once heard a woman say " who in the world was that" after having a heart felt reunion with a woman she ran into at the store who knew her name. They had even hugged and acted like long lost sisters. I think she's still confused to this day.
😭
As an experienced parent, a #3 is just having to go #1 & #2. #3 is the combo pack.
thehauntedmansionfan #1 + #2 = #3 That's math that a 4-year-old can do.
***** truueee
where i come from #3 is known as diarrhea
I always thought that 3 was diarrhea or vomit.
thepurplewalrus yeah, same
Once at the bathroom in Busch Gardens I over heard a kid say "come on pants, let's get naked."
_Leah.Elise.S_ kk
I overheard a lady say "Then my toenail went down the drain," while she was on the phone.
This janitor at elementary school said *sigh* "I only do this for charity." 😂
One of my coworkers was sitting alone in the lunch room and I overheard him whisper to himself "This chair is wildly over engineered".
#IOnceOverheard
I once overheard two girls in my math class talking about how u technically attend ur own funeral.......
Corpses cannot "do" therefore they're technically wrong.
I once heard a 6year old boy speaking on the phone and he was saying this: Good afternoon , how are you? Good good. My dear friend I would like to ask you a very serious question. What present did you get from Santa Claus?
elena282571 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️👍
Business is business, regardless of age
Holy shit, I was laughing until I realized that my beagle shakes with his right paw, and my shepherd shakes with her left paw. Maybe dogs are right or left "handed", lol!
And my dog always shakes with her left paw
Ofcourse. That's where the phrase "southpaw" comes from.
The drummer has an awesome bow tie
Elisha Duggan That's what I first noticed aswell! I love Star Wars! Cool name aswell... :p hahaha
Elisha Glann aah so do you XD haha ikr star wars is awesome
Once in a public bathroom I overheard a lady a few stalls down sigh, “Thank you Lord Jesus.”
Finally got a positive pregnancy test, maybe? Or finally pooped? Lol
I was walking by a couple on their first date when I heard the guy say to the woman "But enough about martial arts, tell me about yourself!"
I was walking by a nursery school and I overheard a mother say to her son "you should never pee in the sink again, it's very naughty".
I once overheard a man sitting in a booth next to me, at a restaurant saying breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so he eats it three times a day.....
Smart. I should try that!
I once overheard someone having a conversation with himself. He started "well, if I were you,"
The dog wears his watch on his right hand cuz he's a watchdog.
Is his name Tick or Tock?
#ionceoverheard my teacher from Ireland saying "I'm leaving this shit country. Milo is 6 and I can already smell the ignorance"
After I finished laughing at the "please not now" one. I thought maybe that guy's pacemaker battery was running low. That would be something you wouldn't want while going to the bathroom.
Or his haemorrhoids were acting up lol
fourbypete I thought of that or something else medical that normally requires assistance like a breathing tube coming loose. Poor fella probably dropped his phone in the toilet after going number 3.
+Lazy Bell Now that is FUNNY!! All of these would be crappy (pun intended!) scenarios!
A pacemaker battery running low isn't something you'd want ever, I'd think...
The cops from that last one were looking for the school principle
There was an English teacher named Mrs. Kuntz. Pronounced koonts. (Obviously there is another way to say it)
Anyways, I was in class pretending to do my work: when the new secretary comes onto the PA: "Mrs. Cunts, please come to the office-"
She was cut off. And we hear the clack of her heals storming down the hall. Have you ever heard the laughter of an entire school (including teachers)? I have, you could almost feel the school shake. Either from the poor English teacher's rage or from the rumble of laughter. Still makes me laugh to this day.
A teacher at my high school was Mr. Fuchs. (As in books)
the Marco Polo part had me dying 😂😂
I once overheard “and they were roommates!” So I said “oh my god, they were roommates”
John Mulaney did too ...
I overheard that too lol 😂
At Walmart I once over heard a grandma telling her grandson "No one wants you, except Jesus and me!"
I once overheard a guy say “I don’t get why my girlfriend got angry with me when I told her I’m not attracted to her” 😂
Once I over heard some guy to his wife "do you think I'm f***ing invisible? I'm not from fantastic 4 Victoria!"
Pretty sure the cops were looking for the "please, not now" guy.
Steve's laugh at 0:55 made me pause the vid so I could calm down from laughing so much
#IOnceOverheard someone say "Last night, I switched back to regular porn".
But i don't like lying
King of Poliwhirls So you're telling the truth about being King of the Poliwhirls
harry s bow down before the king, or fear his massive army of blue tadpole-frog things
+Copper Corsair Makes you wonder what kind of depraved crap he/she was watching before... :-S
“Please not now.”
“That is a bad day.”
😂😂😂😂 so funny
That odd feeling you get up your back when you name is Jeremiah
"If i keep doing no shave november, im not going to be able to zip up my zipper." -some girl
Ew
I once overheard a cop arguing with his partner over who was going to arrest their suspect
#IOnceOverheard An Irish couple arguing, on the last night tube train. This was going back to the 90's. The guy said in a hushed angry voice, "Fer fecks sake, my organ was meant to play in a church, not a cathedral.." Really confused me for a split second haha... but as I stood up to get off, I heard him follow it up with "Ok let's drop it, we've established I'm crap at sex!" I still laugh at that first part to this day haha......
Why do people hate Higgins? His laugh is just great
Victoria Odegaard i love him
He's awesome :D
So… only 7 people? That's sad
8 is better but still
Victoria Odegaard I don't like him because he makes everything awkward. He always tries to stay on a subject but Fallon just rushes him to stfu.
Ok the fitness joke stole the show, pure gold haha
I'm a bit late but going to Spanish class I overheard a tall guy say "and then we started talking about coconuts"
That awkward moment when you're the guy who said "please not now" and yes it was because I ate ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant
rip
wait, you're just billions of people on this world, and it had to be you? I can't believe you sorry
I once overheard this toddler in target tell his mom in the bathroom that he made 4 poppies and he said goodbye to every single one of them as he flushed the toilet😂
I once overheard this lady in the bathroom stall next to me say, " Why does my blood spell my soy sauce?"
Emma Rinchen omg😂😂😂😂
Sounds like she might've been whispering, "Why does my blood [smell like] soy sauce?" Makes more sense, but still....ewwwwwww
Once I overheard a kid in the hallway as I was getting to class say "did you know that savage is a real word in the English language?" (Just to clarify the kid only knows English and was born and lives in America.) that was the moment I lost faith in the future generations
Higgins' laughter is like sunshine.
I just walked in to school and I heard a janitor whisper into his walky talky "Another blood spillage this week?!"
Pretty sure that means period xD
Sitting in a restaurant with my family, we couldn’t couldn’t help overhearing the loud conversation at the next table. The family there was discussing the many shortcomings of a woman named Judy. They said she was irresponsible, selfish, inconsiderate, and “a real disappointment to us.” Judy didn’t say much , but at some points she seemed to be crying. At the end of the meal, the waiter brought a cake and everyone at the table joined in to sing, “Happy birthday dear Judy!” 😳
oh that's awfullll😮
Overhearing someone say, "please, not now" in a bathroom is funny, unless that someone is Bruce Banner.
At cross country after school practice one day I overheard a runner behind me say to his friend, "It was in self defense, I swear! He was gonna stab me with a corn dog!"
I was in a public restroom when I overhead a kid say to his Dad "Is your peepee going to fall off?" The Dad responded "hopefully not"
I actually had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard at 1:28
I have replayed that so many times. I crack up every time. LMBO
Which one? the one before 1:28 or after.?
the whole thing.LOL
I was referring to the one immediately after, concerning the best accidental game of Marco Polo ever, but the whole thing is great too LOL
Lol @ Higgins cracking up
OMG THE MARCO ONE HAAHAHAHAH XD
MARCO?????
Polo!!
Marco!
POLO!!!
MARCO
MARCO?
When boy said he had go do 3 mean's. Number 1 is pee & 2 is poop. Lol!! 😂😂
Once heard a girl say she’ll get her phone fixed when she’s sober on Tuesday. It was Friday at 8 😂
note to self* dont eat food while watching this. you might choke and die