r/Prorevenge I Tricked a Porch Pirate with a TRAPPED PACKAGE!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 3. 03. 2020
- r/Prorevenge In today's video, OP suspects that his deadbeat neighbor is stealing his packages off of his front porch. So, he decides to do something about it and catch the thief red handed (or in this case, purple-handed) by creating a dye-bomb trap that turns EVERYTHING purple. The thief is in for a nasty surprise when he opens the package in his house! Be sure to subscribe if you want to see more videos like this!
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Taking a poll: How many people have been the victim of a porch pirate?
I could listen to your voice the whole day. Youâre a legend dude.
rSlash no me :)
Great video!!!!
Not me, thank goodness.
Not me
"Richard no longer works here"
Oh, THAT was satisfying
Definitely, but then...did he ever work there?
@@greatpudgyowl
He was definitely EMPLOYED there. Who knows if he actually worked.
@bis225
Why not both? Sometimes the parents just *know,* you know?
@@McBehrer do you watch unus anuus just asking cause of the profile pic
If you don't just ignore
yeah i agree i think she was WAITING on shit like that to happen i mean would you vote for richard?
or vote for the woman who kicked some real justice ass. she has my vote.
Son: I'm gay.
Father: *beats son*
Mother: What are you doing!?
Father: *beats wife*
Lawyer: Your wife is filing for divorce
Father: *beats Lawyer*
Police: Sir, you're under arrest for assault.
Father: *beats Police*
National Guard: Sir, you're being Dishonorably Discharged.
Father: WTF?!
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Hiv?
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Soldier from team fortress 2 piematin "you all have been dishonored discharge."
Edit:I readed it again so...out of a cannon?lol.
Fun fact: did you know that in study conducted by I think Harvard, (I cant remember who did it, I just know it was a big time university)
About 70% of Americans would happily take a 25% pay cut if their current boss was fired right this instant?
As the saying goes, "people don't quit jobs, they quit bosses"
i bet that's somewhat true in every continent....of course in some more than others.....
@bis225
in my experience i've had awful bosses and good bosses. it depends on the boss, and the culture of the place.
My dad, who is a supervisor has told the people in his team who complained that as long as they all agree to resign at the same time, he will also hand in his resignation, which is already written to the boss (he has like 6 or 7 people under him)
Wow. What a revenge by taking quarter of a cut!
wait... more than 70% of people have jobs?
Grandson: *Steals package*
OP: *"So you have chosen, getting rain powdered."*
LMAO
i think they got inspiration from mark rober
... 2 smurf movies could not beat that
@@sydneyduchaine4832 that was my first thought lol, or maybe, they are mark rober, just a thought lol
@@sydneyduchaine4832 me too
My bf made a glitter bomb package after someone stole his Amazon package and they actually called the cops on him
Jennifer T and how did that end?
Jennifer T I would also like to know how this ends.
Please tell us!
Oh right, I bet that went well for the idiot thief. "So I stole this package sitting on this guys property and when I opened it glitter exploded from it"
I hope he recorded the guy taking it then they can really nail him, even if not for the theft itself they would be able to take him away for filing a false police report and wasting their time, so remember if you do something like this make sure to catch it on camera.
Tell us how it ended
Amazon: Your package has been delivered.
Porch Pirate: Well yes, but actually no
boo
In that last one he should have pushed back to HR with a simple question: "I'm confused, how does being late once due to a car accident translate into attendance issues?" Or better yet: "I was unaware of these attendance issues, please provide for me the write-ups or notifications of these attendance issues." Ohh, you don't have any documentation how interesting.
This is exactly how it would go where I work.
With the last one they should have âoffered a positionâ but then called back a little later to say the position has been rescinded due to backstab tendencies
Yeah, like get him to come to the interview and then tell him he wouldn't be getting the job for reasons that shouldn't come as a surprise. To use his words
Bob randomness exactly. Insult to injury. He deserved it.
@@trindalas all that aside, the fact that when if he went to the interview and saw that OP had his future in his hands would have been prorevenge. The fact that he DOESNT know why he didn't get the job/ who denied him makes this petty revenge in my opinion. There's no emotional damage done here. Just a denied interview. Didn't even let other businesses in the industry know about it so he would be unhireable period. But oh well.
@@StefenBruh Yeah I agree. The potential for pro revenge was amazing but he didn't take the opportunity! He's either a kinder person than me, or dumber lol
Should have offered him the position of night janitor lol
That Grandson is a smurfing idiot if he thought no one would get revenge on him for his smurf habits. Guess he'll smurf twice before smurfing again.
and hes now a smurf
@@harbymastopia9635 Smurfing right he is.
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Oh that council member knew what she was doing. A simple bit of help can go a long way. Plus Richard was probably pissing off a lot of people. I bet that wasn't the first tap he didn't have put in
And the fact she gets a loyal constituent is just the cherry on top
I was thinking with the last one that he was going to give the guy the interview, and tell him "I can't hire you, who's going to cover the night shift in the other company?"
That would have been a proper interview
6xbuddy!! Dude the one about the sewage, atleast the councilwoman ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING, sure we all knew it was mostly about votes, but still a masterful move.
I would 100% vote for that councilwoman. Talk about someone who gets shit done.
I think she was already on the lookout for Richard, just so happened that OP gave her what she needed to snuff him out.
@@aleahlrb having held elective office i can assure you that most of us ran in the first place so we can make things run better. the councillor in question needed no other reason to do her job than the constituent provided. give her the credit she deserves, please.
It's all about putting your money where your mouth is.
A politician actually fixing a problem? Can we have a snap election and replace Joe Biden with her?
How to trick porch pirates:
1.Send a bomb to yourself
2.Profit
C4 plastic charge with a chemically-activated igniter, and a pull string taped to the box. Box is opened, ignition engaged, in a few minutes an explosion may be heard in the distance. S/He's dead, you win.
Yall need Jesus
Stonksđ
@@bluephreakr GG ez
The story wherein the community council member helped out: that was very sweet of her and how she handled the case for them. đ
Council lady secured 2 votes with that, possibly more after they tell friends n family.
Yea, being pro-community will do wonders lol
@@crowdemon_archives Who knew?!
Plot twist when he campaigns for her with that great story nearly ensuring her victory, and she's actually this corrupt master schemer
Shes a badass tho, and is playing the game right!
Council-Lady is a real life Leslie Knope.
Literally! I can actually picture this scene playing with Amy Poehler in my head.
Oh. My. God. YES!!
Me out loud: *YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!* Underrated comment!
Parks and Rec is a classic.
We dont get out packages stolen here.
They give us a phone call to tell us the package is coming.
If no one is there to collect, it goes back and we have to collect it where ever.
Unless you fight the delivery guy(hes pretty beefy) you ain't getting crap.
My neighborhood also doesn't have a problem with porch pirates, but for a different reason.
My area used to be pretty bad and a neighborhood watch had to be established just for people to sleep soundly. The watch was mainly made up of veterans and their families and built a reputation for quickly and quietly dealing with any criminals that even blinked in the neighborhood's direction. Thanks to them and the city's efforts to improve and clean up, our area greatly improved and crime dropped dramatically.
The neighborhood watch task became a bit a a tradition for these families and even thought we dont need it, they still make patrols.
My town doesn't have an issue of porch pirats due to almost Every one owning guns and private property
"He's pretty beefy" So, are you talking from experience?
In Sweden packages are not left on porches at all...
Same here
Thanks rSlash, You've gotten me through a few days in hospital. Without you I would have been insanely anxious awaiting on test results and constantly focused on how shite I was feeling. I'm sure you contributed to my quick recovery by lowering my stress levels and making me lol.
As if a "godly man" wouldn't do anything wrong đ
(Buffalo Diocese intensifies.)
Claude Frollo lol
@@megamix5403 the cruelest Disney villian by far. Hellfire is a jam though
The Bible is literally full of "godly men" screwing up and doing wrong. The difference is THEY tended to own up to it.
This is also small town favoritism at its finest.
@@KC-gf8xe yknow why I like atheists? We've never started an actual fucking war. ISIS, the "holy war" aka the crusades, ect
That first story is how you get re-elected
As a Scottish person the way you pronounced Edinburgh honestly hurt a little
Carys B sane!
Yes
It hurt me too, honestly because I laughed so hard it caused pain.
12:45 - I can hear genuine poison in his voice and it's so satisfying.
A porch pirate getting a healthy dose of the Mark Rober treatment always feels so good.
Need some sweetness for my revenge coffee this morning âïž
âThe trees are dead.â Hehehehehheheheheheeheheheheh
Whew that's the last time they speak vietnamese
So sad no treelaw in that case
Wait what
Guy: *Steals package*
OP: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BECOME A SMURF??
Guy: *Gets turned into a giant smurf*
OP's kids: Haha. You're a Smurf!
Middle of nowhere: *Smurf song starts playing*
Crickets chirping "cricket cricket
I'm sorry, "Salty Balls 2020", that just cracked me up.
As a former city worker, I was appalled to hear how OP and OPs' wife in the first story were treated glad to hear they were financially compensated for "Richards" bullshit and that lazy asshole "Richard" lost his job. Also good on the council woman for her part in the story.
Just to say coz you mentioned my city...it's pronounced "Edinburuh"...not Edinburg...yay Scottish dialect
I love Scottish dialect.
Heather McIntosh yeah! Iâm fae glasgow but I of course still know how to say it!
And of course you have the most Scottish sounding name. Reminds me of that UPS ad where the guy is driving all over Scotland looking for Angus MacKenzie.
@@jjohnston94 honestly my middle name makes me look sound a posh Scottish person but I don't actually have much of a Scottish accent compared to my brother's Stewart and Scott McIntosh
I was told Edin-BRAH when I visited.
first story, the ending of that was awesome, the government lady was doing her job and punishing corruption, that's amazing, this is what good people look like, as long as her and others like her exist, there is hope in the world!
That purple rain powder works so good for catching sticky-fingered thieves. If you have a cat, though...
We had a pure white Persian/Siamese mix that had extremely long hair. I had a bottle of the powder on my desk, and through normal cat behavior she pushed it right over the edge. The plastic lid shattered, dust going all over the wood floor, and cat of course had to check it out for herself. I came home to a giant purple stain on the floor and a trail of purple footprints all through the house (and this stuff does NOT come out of the flooring), and a Joker suit colored cat who had activated the powder by self-cleaning.
Ah rslash edinburgh is pronunced "edin-burrow"
Knee Grow yup! As a Scottish person I can confirm
Thank you
It made me physically cringe hearing it
Aisu same
Not the first time hes butchered the pronunciation of a UK city lol
"The Richard Story" sounds like 'Philadelphia Politics'
Hah! The sewage victim... it's not just in the US. Years ago, I bought a house in London and, long story short, almost the same thing except that there was a tap into the main sewage line but it had been broken by the builders who'd worked on the house before I bought it. The same builders also worked on two houses next door whose sewage outlets joined my outlet just before the tap - which meant that when the next door place was sold, sewage started to back up and entered into my property leaking into the basement.
It was disgusting. The sewage not only leaked into my basement but also flooded up and out onto the street, flowing down the hill. People were complaining but the builder refused to fix the problem citing some obscure by-laws claiming it was my problem. It was going to cost about ÂŁ25k for me to get fixed as London streets are complex with a lot of gas, electricity, cable, telephone junctions etc.etc. lines all criss-crossing beneath the streets and pavements. I didn't have that sort of money having just bought a house. I spent a considerable amount of time getting the local council to pump out my basement (after all, it was not my sewage) and dumping gallon bottles of bleach into the basement afterwards.
Now, in the UK, we have a "search" mechanism which means that any property buyer is informed of any problems with, say, an airport about to be built next door, or with services not working and so on and so on. I lodged a complaint about the sewers with the local council which meant that any prospective buyer of the third property would discover problems in the search and the builder would have a problem selling that property.
Sure enough, after three months of suffering blow files and the stench, the builders could not sell the third property (which covered some costs and a bit of profit) and had to come out and fix the outlets into the main sewer before they could make the sale. I watched as a very disgruntled builder carefully dug a hole in the London clay around all the services, literally with a trowel so as not to damage anything - with the local council also keeping a beady eye on the work. It was a little compensation for the hassle I'd gone through.
Bro u wrote a whole college thesis
@@tylorthegoat Lol, those things are this, times about 300
This is so much better than the Reddit computer voice videos I usually listen to
I love your voice when you mock how the bad guys talk. Gets me every time LOLOL
12:51 Heheh "Salty Balls."
Yeah yeah I'm being a kid.
8:13 my jaw dropped. thats a fairy godmother
My grandma was a victim of a porch pirate. She was very popular in the neighborhood because she sold crocheted items (ie blankets and hats and stuff). She's about 58, so she installed a camera on the front door. A teenage boy, about 16 or 17, was seen stealing her package. (What a 16-17 year old boy needs yarn for I have no idea.) My grandma knew him, so she told his grandma. He got a big lecture and sent to juvy
Best part of the porch pirate story was the kids yelling "Smurf!"
"Edinburgh" is not pronounce Edin-berg. It's Edin-burra.
He's consistently bad with pronunciation of names.
Too right Americans canny pronounce anything
@@connormcg8543
To be fair, a town spelled that way in the US would likely be pronounced how he pronounced it. I honestly learned how to pronounce Edinburgh from Braveheart as a kid. They kept saying it one way, the location card in the movie spelled it seemingly another way, and I just pieced it together at like age 9.
@@connormcg8543 Our English is bland, soz
Damn, I've been pronouncing it "edin-bruh"
Hey guys in Mark Rober's video(s) he made a glitter bomb for porch pirates you should go watch it. Watch the first version before the upgraded one. He used to work for NASA
He's a really cool dude and smart go sub to him
Avenue 522
Donât forget his giant nerf gun, and his snowball machine gun, and giant water gun.
Damn thatâs cool or whatever but I think I might have memory issues because *I donât remember asking.*
He made 2 videos of those
It's funny how people reply if they asked yet it's A PUBLIC COMMENT SECTION. You don't have to ask for shit.
No one cares bot
OMG, the first story is EXACTLY the same thing that happened to me! OP, you're not alone.
Porch pirate: *exist*
Mark rober: im bout to end this man's whole career
I just love the time difference. You upload without fail exactly as I leave work, and I have my redditor fix while walking home đđ thank you!
Iâm the kind of person who plays with pens and constantly brakes them, pen ink on ur skin.... TIMES 50!!! Oh dang thatâs never coming off, even with soap
That council woman was the embodiment of Leslie Knope. I'd vote for her.
I found these stories intensely satisfying, Thank You.
Him: our beautiful backyard is sh-
CZcams: HOLD UP *puts an ad in* there we go
*It's a trap intensifies*
Finally, somebody with the same thought process as me
Thanks you. THANK YOU!!! For doing a video with more than 1 story and longer than 10:03 minutes!!! So many channels have just cut vids to 1 quick âmust get to the time limitâ and done. So THANKS!!!
Ahaha Edingburg, ok r-slash. At least you tried đ
Dear rSlash, i have been a loyal subscriber for months now and had been binging your videos every day. I really enjoy them and they make me really happy. But recently i have reached an end. i have watched EVERY SINGLE ONE of your videos. So obviously now i have to wait for more videos but i don't think that's very fair being the amount of time i sacrificed to watch your videos. i have failed many classes and almost failed a grade because i love your videos so much. so how about you start making more videos or i will sue. thank you!
me: *[puts active BEAR TRAP in box and carefully fills it with packing peanuts]*
package theif: *[steals it]*
me: *[snickers evilly]*
*[package theif opens box and starts removing packing peanuts]*
*[BEAR TRAP SNAPS]*
this might sound a little extreme but, I would do this just so package thieves would learn to NEVER steal again
I appreciate you posting daily
Haha the grandson just steal the packages! Simply hilarious story! This just gave me new ideas for my new video đ
Isnât like all revenge sweet to someone
âCreeper, awww me - dead memeâ
creeper
@@MrLaPrune1337 aww man
N o
creeper
aww man
Title of this video:
Mark rober: am I a joke to you?
Aha, a friend
The defense attorney one was almost as if it could come straight out of 'Better Call Saul' XD
I bet that porch pirate was feeling âblueâ for quite a while !đđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđ
I wonder if there's a prorevenge within the prorevenge like the first one?
Link me up to reddit if you know one.
12:35 More like *revenge is a dish best served family*
After watching a ton of these videos I have found that the word "livid" seems to be everyone's favorite word. I hear it in nearly every video.
My father was a LOT like the father in the second story, except he never bragged about that stuff. Hell, he never talked about anything from the past. Not his family, not his time in the air Force, not even how he met my mom. Any languages other than English were FORBIDDEN. We divorced him over a year ago, as it was just getting worse and my panic attacks became almost constant. (Nowadays, it used to be so normal, I sometimes can't tell I'm having one). And, again, unlike op's story, the church didn't take his side. Our current pastor had met him ONCE, my father decided he didn't like the "new one" and stopped going to church. (thank you whatever Gods are out there) And during the divorce process, us kids (unwillingly) helped him move out, and to a new city. He took his cat, which was my favorite as she liked to hide under blankets, and in the next few months, he'd stop by for some reason or another. Until we finally told him: either give us a heads up, or we'll call the cops next time.
I think this was double pro revenge from the OP and specially from the councilwoman. But yeah she used this to get a clear shot on the bastard and she paid them extra for it which is always nice
Ijust notice that the subtitles can OP "Opie". Somehow it's a lot cuter than just plain old OP.
Love this channel so much, listen to it all day at work.
Snurf!!! LMAO
11:41 Edanberg?! Edd-in-burr-roh
Same
My thoughts exactly ^^
2nd story: Daily reminder that ACAB.
Period
Iâm so happy about that first story!
The last OP shouldâve got his old boss hired and then rescinded the offer đ€Ł
11:41
Edinburg?
EDINBURG?!
Dear rSlash, how could you!
Next video: R/amithea**hole?
Am I the a** hole for miss pronouncing "Edinburgh " as "Edin-burg" (and not Edin-bruh)" in one of my CZcams videos?
- rSlash
JamiePhonic to be fair, the way itâs pronounced is due to a regional dialect, rSlash isnât from that country and so that kind of thing wouldnât be quite natural to him.
Where in hell is "Edinburg?" xD It's pronounced more like "Ed-in-bruh." :P
Not even that...it is Edin bo rah..more or less.
ninjabreadman1993r I was on holiday in New York a few years back and when I was going through JFK airport coming home one of the TSA workers called it Eeeding-burg.
I thought to myself âoh my god! You work at an airport, learn some bloody geography!â
Germany i believe
@@LittleMilkJug Not really, no. That's how a lot of people in the south of England say it, but the people who live there pronounce it as if it's "bruh." If you say it slowly, then yes, it goes bo-rah, but if you say it at a normal pace, most people who say it correctly tent to cut out the o.
And yeah, EctoTron, it just seems that Americans either don't know or don't care how to pronounce English words properly. :P The amount of times I hear Americans mispronouncing English places, or even English curses like "Bollocks" and "twat" makes me want to throttle them. BOH-lucks, not BOW-lucks! Tw-AH-t, not tw-o-t! How hard is it?! xD
Scotland
Your videos are the last thing I watch before going to bed
"Smurf!" That is priceless!
I watched mark rober do that kind of thing
Ooh jeez, that's gonna leave a stain!
As always, thank you so much for the bedtime stories every night!
Much love from your favourite Aussie! =P «3
Hello fellow paid actor
xD online I actually encountered someone that thought that... *idiot*
That second one felt nuclear, but completely justified.
Haha syke you thought it was an amazon package but it was actually a package bomb
11:41 He really said "Edin Burg" đđđđ
Rory Stimpson, I know Iâm creasing đ€Ł
@@DabbaIsCool it's so funny when Americans try and say our place names
Not his fault that he can't read invisible letters.
@@OmniscientWarrior So you're telling me he can't say "Knife, Nestle, Sword" cool story bro.
Those letters are clearly there though, you just donât read them. Itâs a bit different when theyâre not actually there.
Religious authority....yeah people who say that are going to hell as nobody can speak for God
But aren't you trying to speak for God by making that comment?
@@NaliTikva no, as I'm not speaking for God, I'm saying what happens when you speak for God
@@mastatheif9909
And how do you know that?
@@NaliTikva because nobody can speak for God, so says his son
@@mastatheif9909 You're joking right? you're a poe?
Someone else trapped my package for me because when the person opened it up in their car, their car exploded.
I imagined the counsil being Leslie knope and Richard as Jeremy Jamm đ
Canât wait till one of those is a bomb
Crazed Z
Just wait
Just
Wait
@Jose Rivera For anyone wondering the video is a rick roll
Ive memorized the link
Jose Rivera bro you actually got me man, what the hell. Lucky for me I found Mark Roberâs video:
czcams.com/video/o6piTG5EdhQ/video.html
19 seconds ago come up with something creative-!
The porch pirate story sounds like that one guy who makes package traps lol
That first story has a great ending. An elected official who takes the public servant part of the job seriously. You love to see it
you should make a video on r/confidentlyincorrect
*waits for the video hits it as soon as it comes out"
The story about the councillor who helped her constituent shows why, for all its flaws, democracy is the best thing man has managed to invent since we discovered fire. Good for him for volunteering in her next campaign!
Rofl, the Smurf line is what pushed it over the edge - I just lost it at that!
Ohh, im early. 5 secs after upload. My new record.
The world could use a bit more shame.
In my country the package absolutely HAS to be delivered to a person. If the addressee is not home, they try the neigbours and leave a note in your mailbox stating they delivered it to number so-and-so. If that method fails, the delivery man/woman takes the backage back with them and drops it off at a local postal point for you to pick up later. Love the service!
I love how he said edinburgh...... edinburg ! LOL
11:42 what the heck did you say thatâs not how pronounce that itâs pronounced Ed in ber o
more like e din bruh
Petition: get a real female to read the female parts, rslashes female voice is beyond creepy
Except for his Karen voice
His Karen voice is perfect
OP in the first story was SO lucky. Good for him!!
âThanks for the interview, Dick. Expect to hear from us.â