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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex review M. Night Shyamalan's Newest Mystery Thriller Horror film Old! Is the twist worth it, should you see it in theaters? Find out!
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âThis movies gonna get oldâŠ.REAL FASTâŠ.huh?âŠhuh?â đđđ
Never change OJ
Timestamp?
@@gutzz1519 5:38
âThe mom got hot.â Hahahahaha
Spoiler: the twist at the end was that Shyamalan duped you into paying to watch another one of his movies.
Lol yep.
spot on
Yikes. 6th sense, signs, and split are all pretty good movies. I don't have recency bias though
@@Gruso57 don't forget unbreakable. he also helped with the screenplay for shes all that and Stuart little đ€Łđ€Ł
@@Gruso57 He's got a couple decent movies like Sixth Sense or Unbreakable but still no more than decent. Signs was complete ass.
"How did a movie about accelerating time feel like it took four hours to finish?" That has got to be the quote for the box art!
He on fire lately, especially with his *"What a horrible day to have eyes"* comment regarding space jam 2.
Hahaha Alex is the best
Seeing Alex go off and get genuinely pissed about this movie was the most entertaining thing to spawn from it.
Alex is the only reason for me to watch those reviews anymore. Joe says subjective stuff and can never really give any reasoning for anything, but Alex has strong opinions that he can back with super detailed arguments.
@@stefan514 Thats because aside from alex they dont know how to review anything, games including, they are not objective and most of the time they are totaly bias and say things like "it was fun for me so it must be good"..
@@hellwashere3821 yup i like alex opinion on movies and games, joe just yells n thats his way to express his opinion and other joe doesnt say much.
@@hellwashere3821 âGames includingâ Ok now thats just bullshit isnât it.
He does that with literally every film though, donât know if heâs being genuine half the time
This film is literally a longer version of the Asdf movie short "What did you get for your birthday?" asked random friend "I got older," says birthday boy as he ages really fast.
Bahahaha ACCURATE
perfect
@@blaster915 Glade you agree.
@@manooxi327 Happy you agree as well glade I am not the only one who thought of this.
I love Asdf! That reminds me, I still haven't watched the new one!
I was laughing my ass off when I saw the trailer and then heard the title "OLD"
HAHAHA I did too it had me at first not gonna to lie but then it just said OLD I lost it.
Same lol
Same đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Same thing for me when I first saw hereditary đ, good movie but hearing that name after the trailer, both Alex Wolfe movies too
âEvery half hour is one year of our livesâ I canât get that fucking accent out of my head
*I canât wait for 60+ year old AJ going crazy over how Madden games is still fucking everyone over with these crazy ass micro transactions.* đ
at that time it will become "nano" transactions.
Joe will end up quitting videos and producing interactive holo 3D avatar shows his 20 year kids will star in.
Are you saying EA didn't go bankrupt in 20 years?
@@RobReadControlledProjects I didnât know this was demolition man đ€Ł
Alex's blank stare to the cringy opening skits gives me life
Joe still thinks people like those
@@wendel5868 I've been trying to tell em for years but what do I know
So true, his skits are just cringe and drag on far too long. The act man knows how to do skits.
Clearly none of you understand that thatâs just the style of those skits. The AJS has stayed true to form for YEARS, also people who actually like these guys, tend to appreciate the skits. But what do I know
@@cabuscusfunny cuz I personally think the act man bloats the shit out of his videos with garbage edits and skits. Theyâll drag on for actual minutes, repeated sound clips at exponentionally louder volume is not funny but act man thinks it is
How much longer does Old Man Joe have to live?
4 HOURS!
FOUR HOURS?!
FOUR FUCKING HOURS?!
Quick, someone break out the emergency copy of Benjamin Button!
FFFOOOOUUURRRR HOURRRSSS
AND THIRTY MINUTES???????????
AR-ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIIIINNNNDD?!???!!!?!
"I'm going to give you a spoiler. It's not worth finding out what's going on" ROFL
HAHAHAHA))))0 that was brilliant)
I agree. Could have ended it sooner.
"It's not worth finding out what's going on" well shit there goes the entire payoff
The epilepsy lady didnât get the âspecial drinkâ till after her first seizure at the restaurant.
Theres actually a better explaination :) she got the drink upon arrival, but the experimental drugs didnt work that time, so they got her a new drink before going to the beach, which is why she and her partner arrive late to the beach.
Does anyone else purposefully pay attention to Joe's facial expressions in the movie review thumbnails to get an idea of how the review is gonna play out?
No itâs Alex who gives an honest opinion, if Alex had his own Channel I will unsubscribe to this one and subscribe to Alex channel
@@Linktheevil1211 I agree that I would love to see more of Alex but I would still watch Joe too
@@Gr8Daner Sup Alien.
@@Linktheevil1211 joe interrupting Alex always pisses me off. Bad enough when he interrupts OJ, but when itâs Alex I feel he actually interrupted something important. Alex is the voice of reason he needs to be interrupted less and given more of a spotlight!
Yes
Alexâs reaction to this film is 100% accurate for me đ
He doesnât know shit
@@TheGamerLimit lol sure heâs the actual nerd out of all of them
@@TheGamerLimit Alex can be really critical but he holds back since joe shills all the time
@@TheGamerLimit hey its the one guy who liked the movie
@@christianbarrera4283 I mean he doesn't like 80% of the shows/movies they watch.
I have a personal rule that rarely fails me: never go to see a M. Night Shyamalan movie in the theater.
Iâm still trying to figure out how the hell he gets anyone to green light him directing any movies? I mean sure he had a couple good ones over the years, but heâs had more crap that good ones
People always forget about Signs and the Village
Good rule.
I thought Glass and Split were good, but heâs mostly a LOT of misses before he generates a hit lol
@@atlien1988 For me his only truly good movie is The Sixth Sense. After that there's some okay stuff mixed in with a veritable sea of hot garbage.
I walked out of the theater and said "I didnt expect much, but goddamn.." and some guy in front of me just said "You too huh?"
So brave
As from the words from a noble chicken once said: "WHAT A TWIST!"
We can't wait to serrrrve you...
A lot of plot holes, but the one with epilepsy was actually covered. She had a seizure so it didnât work, so they got her to have another cocktail but it took a while to get. So thatâs why they were later to the beach than everyone else.
Why is Joe releasing a OLD review and not a NEW review?.
This comment deserves to be pinned.
Please donât give M. Night any ideas.
An
@@elijahgavin6706 I'm not editing my comment for a spelling mistake.
I hate you
The best way to sum it up is a longer twilight zone episode. Itâs a movie that rides solely off of a concept and expects you to care more about seeing the scenario played out rather than real characters or story.
I think this movie would have worked better as a Twilight Zone episode.
Exactly this. The ONLY thing it has going for it is the concept and it doesn't even explore it very well or do a good job having interesting human characters come to terms with their situation and what that means.
It just ticks off a few boxes, fills time with crap dialogue and then throws in a twist (not in rhe original story) because M Night literally has to now or he might stop existing.
Could have been an interesting short film in better hands.
M Night is one of those directors you will either love or hate his style. We all know his style by now: unrealistic lifeless dialogue, slow pacing, close up shots of face, twist ending, giving himself a crucial self-indulgent cameo.
I'm glad they brought up that this was not his material. Ever since I saw the trailer for it I couldn't help but feel like I'd seen this premise done on TV before. Can't remember which show for the life of me.
Its based on a graphic novel
@FibbenMcg ikr, may be a Mandela effect tho
Futurama?
@@erikbrenner5138 lmao bender turning into a Cdđ€Ł
the aging premise has been done for ages, tales from the crypt and goosebumps did it best
When I saw Shamalongdingdong on screen, I wanted to shout âYOU RUINED THE LAST AIRBENDER!â
Ik! And I would have thought that would have been pretty hard to ruin.
Same
Wtf i must be sleep writing I am the only user on my account must be a haxer with dyslexia;p
Ever let him live it down... NEVER!!
Just the reflex of "I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, YOU MURDERER!"
Yo as soon as Alex started talking he just ripped into Old immediately lol you love to see it
I love what Alex said. âGive Jordan peele this scriptâ holy shit could you imagine?
hehehehehehe " this movie will get old real fast", give that Joe an oscar.
No, he gets "The Golden Joe."
Plot twist: Its a buddha statue.
@ren bao joe?
The things about the Shyamalan films is that they have good/interesting concepts, but the executions can be a hit-and-miss, sometimes
I saw this trailer in theaters before Black Widow started and i was like "This could be a fine movie." then i saw who's making it and imidiately went "I am 85% sure it's gonna be utter shit.)
You weren't wrong
Wish I had your insight
@@mooremusic4394 after all the stinkers he made i couldn't expect anything else honestly
I hate horror but also it just looked really fucking stupid in the trailer while waiting to watch Black Widow myself lol
@@trexdrew movie wasn't scary one damn bit! It was plain horrible and there was a lot of shaky cam in Old as well to try to make things "look scary"
That is why Shyamalan finances his own movies. I doesn't want to listen to anybody.
More because studios turn him down because most of his stories/scripts suck
@@johnv6806 they obviously make money though. Isn't that what studios care about
Studios don't want to deal with him anymore. His scripts are trash now and he's had a major fall from grace.
@@michaelknight4099 And yet people still buys his movies and praises him to kingdom come, and he'll continue to make crappy high budgeted movies until something makes a large dent in his career
@@Cruddy129 With all due respect that's quite the exaggeration just based off overall reception of his past few films (since 2004 even) outside of paid critic reviews.
I've been attending cinema festivals for the better part of the last two decades and I can confirm with certainty that nobody outside of rotten tomatoes or other pay to play critic review sites are even talking about him nevermind praising him.
Now as far as his monetary success goes I guess that's a different story but my point is nobody is really looking out for the next feature he's attached to and that's unfortunately a fact.
With that being said, I'm going to support his films regardless as I appreciate his earlier work and still do find some charm within his style of film making.
Joe and his damn wigsđ
Really? I thought he dyed his hair like in the thumbnail.
Me: Old? What seems to be the problem?
*reads M. Night Shyamalan*
Also me: oh, it all makes sense now
Yes a Sixth kind of sense!!! Huuh? Huuuuh?
Ok I'm leaving now, I'm leaving....
Shyamalon's best twist was in Devil where you learn Evil is near when toast lands jelly side down.
Shyamalan needs to keep on making movies. Somehow he's allowed to fail in Hollywood so long as he randomly puts out hits every now and then. It's utterly precious for a director to have as much freedom he has.
Alex definitely looks like a character named mid size sedan lol
Wow Joe is actually learning to let the boys talk withtout interrupting them!!!? what timeline is this?
glad he finally did it, I remember how a couple of years he got called out and made a tweet and video that he would do much better but he never did and actually got so bad he had to apologize again cause that all the comments where "let other joe talk, can alex talk ?? " lol n since then hes so much better to watch when it comes to arguments
WHAT YEAR IS IT??? (Jumanji reference đ€Ł)
It's a branch, an alternate timeline that is about to get prune by the TVA. It won happen again
not really, OJ was in the middle of his final verdict and AJ cut him off saying "so is it a 5 or a 4?".
flashpoint
âGotta be down with the sicknessâ lmao
Glad Alex kept talking when Joe tried to interrupt
@@alainchristian He was nerd picking because that's mostly who their audience is (us). Kind of his job.....
He keeps interrupting? You would think he learned to not do that with the backlash he's gotten from it
@Sheev Palpatine I hope we can someday stop blame illnesses for just beeing rude. And call it what it is. Rude.
Well Joe is such a shill and always likes to be right, like a child
@@alainchristian what are you talking about, simping for AJ as always.
AJ can be wrong in his opinions, accept that
This might be one of the only films I would score lower than Alex. 3/10 imo
Itâs really horrible, only positives were how funny the terrible dialogue was
Alex needs a badass seal of disapproval that he can give out đđđ
That would be almost imposible to earn knowing Alex's judgement.
@@evelic he seems to disapprove alot of movies and games lol
lmfao when OJ says how they walked backwards, i really thought he was joking XDDDD
"I hated it!"
I love Alex
"Behold... the ravages of age!" extended over the length of a cinematic feature.
I chuckled.
Then it turns out...they were in an a hourglass the entire time!
Yeah that would of been a good plot twist
At some point I thought it was all a hallucination and that the family would wake up and they'd be back to their normal age again.
Interesting plot with poor execution sounds like every movie heâs done for 20 years
Unbreakable, 6th sense, signs are all really really good tho
Lol split and glass were also amazing.
@@joshuareiss9430 glass lmao
Canât shit on Split or Unbreakable
@@joshuareiss9430 Glass was shit
Oh man, when Joe's thumbnail is better than the movie's effects, we're in trouble
M night shamalyan is certainly⊠unique, but his movies have this weird charm to them that I find entertaining
Avatar the last Airbender. Nuff said
I agree. I went in blind to reviews for this movie because itâs always a fun coin flip between good and awful with him. I think heâs the only director Iâd do this for so I guess that means he has some kind of charm.
@@quincyking010 you mean âThe Last Airbenderâ, because there was a successful movie called Avatar that Shyamalan wants to make his own to surpass it
@@snakejesus yes I forgot he dropped avatar from the title. It was so bad they couldn't even pronounce a name correctly
@@quincyking010 like most of the whole cast who canât even say the name right and are mystically more bland then Kix sitting overnight with no milk
I would've ended that right after the doctor explains what was really going on. Theres no real reason to end it on a high note or go further than that. You could leave it as a mystery and call it a day.
I was fine with them surviving⊠in theory⊠but itâs so horribly executed. Maybe if only one person survived it would have been more impactful, idk. Hard to judge a single decision in a sea of terrible choices.
What's sad is the movie is based on the French graphic novel "Sand Castle" which was legit terrifying, cerebral, and sad. Tragic that Shyamalan had to go and ruin it.
Iâll give Shamalyan this even when heâs bad heâs still so unbelievably entertaining and I think even he might becoming aware of this fact
I don't any of it entertaining anymore. Its just cringe. Especially the Visit
Ya I would agree it is entertaining. I enjoyed this movie
Itâs entertaining in a âwhy the fuck would you miss that/do that/write that/shoot that?!â
I was entertained but It was no masterpiece but I wouldn't called it bad either definitely could of been better but man that one scene with the baby
i still havent forgiven him for the last airbender movie.
it's been 11 years
what last airbender movie? đ€đ€đ
@@garygotgameclips not long enough XD
No one will, especially when he spoke out saying âhis movie series will be a lot better then the tv seriesâ
In the movie OLD, that would be like 2 hours.
I went to see the movie with my wife and daughter and we all DIED laughing at that crinkled up woman in the cave. Shit was hilarious, I really hope they didn't intend that to be scary đ
How was that even funny?
@Pranjal Because it was so ridiculous. If the movie had been more subtle and we actually cared about the characters it could have been horrifying. But it was so badly made that turned out hilarious.
Me and my girlfriend aswel died laughing that shit was hilarious đ
@@Pranjalchoudhary100 I laughed too. It was so corny and poorly executed.
@@marialacambra9715 Im sorry but I just didnât gind that funny It was disturbing.
When that chick turned into a pretzel I just had to say "my only regret.... Is that I have bone-itis"
Futurama reference, classic. đ
YES!
@@madiqismal4186 you're pfp says "no", but your comment says "yes"
@@SuperSinestro Well yes but actually no. "No" is just my first name. My full name is "No One".
The best part of this movie was in AJs review when OJ makes a pun and does finger guns
- a Peshkybee review
Good comment, 9/10
-an Octavio Vazquez review
@@octaviovazquez543 excellent comment review. Direct, to the point, and a better storyline than the movie the CZcams comment referenced
- a Peshkybee comment review
@@peshkybee7721 a peskybee once again knocks it out of the park with this comment review! Straight and to the point with a fully fleshed out plot!
-A grand adventure comment review
**Inception movie sound effect intensifies**
Oh snap, I was caught off guard with this. Thanks, lazy holywood... at least you keep Joe busyđ
He wasnât just trying to be artsy with the weird framing. He was trying to have a REVEAL of the kids being much older suddenly. Thatâs why he was shooting really weirdly at times.
Iâve never seen Alex so heated on a topic til now lmao.
Hate is a strong motivator, and unlike with other bad movies they weren't drinking.
wheres the review for Nobody joe with Bob Odenkirk
Prolly got copyrighted
What a coincidence I just got out of the theater from seeing it!
I thought it was weird and intriguing, thought it was alright to be honest my eyes were glued to the screen the whole time.
I can proudly say I havenât seen a Shymalan film in theatreâs since I was a wee lad and watched the last air bender (and man what a dark day that was).
Itâs awesome when joe rants but your in for a show when you see Alexâs version just love how he vents and shows emotion of frustration it just makes me want to die of laughter
Nile shirt?? My channel appreciation just skyrocketed! đ€đ€đ€
Alex's posture and expression right at the start of this told me all I needed to know about this movie...
"how did that girl not get tanned?"
I was wondering that myself, lol đ
Iâm not sure how much longer Alex can do this, he looks so pissed off at the start, like he is surrounded by idiots đ€Ł
Well he doesn't need to get a real job, so I'm pretty sure he's happy
He does give the impression that, when he's looking at Joe, he's thinking about how much better he could lead this channel.
Love the nile shirt, didn't know he was a fan!
A lot of metal stuff around AJS, especially in his older videos⊠Relapse Records artistâs albums were available at the mall record store when I was a kid (late 90âs) and I grew up in bumf*** Maryland. This ended up exposing me to even more underground metal - I will always have love for the label and the bands. Today is the Day is my personal favorite Relapse band...
He's a big metal fan.
Props Joe! Rockin a Nile shirt! Best band đ„đ€đ„
Why does Hollywood keep letting Shyamalan make movies? I havent not heard of him directing a great movie.
I thought one person was going to use the wrappers as a suit too. And theyâd try and use the needle and thread that went unused from the tumor to stitch it together. Or at the very least a mask/helmet.
And since the calcium deficiency girl was in the caves for a while, I thought sheâd get adjusted like they said, and end up following the ones with the suit and end up ripping it apart thinking they just wanted to leave to get away from her.
MNS is playing the long game, his final movies twist is that it doesn't have a twist
After Earth didn't have a twist
We can escape in a hot air balloon! AJ "Where would we find the helium?" O_O
i dont know how they even survive for 1 day?
they literally have eat every second to keep up with time acceleration
Their blood cells are dying slowly.
0:43 "Have you heard of the high elves?"
M. Night Shyamalan is able to make crazy twists, disturbing filmography, and interesting plot points, but most of his movies are just laughable some times. It's all so undeservedly pretentious. He's peak Fake it Til you Make it.
Angry Joe aged so much during the movie he thought the movie wasnt that bad...good thing Alex and Other Joe were there to cure his sickness.
Wait a gotdang moment!!!!! AJ has a freaking Nile shirt on!!!!!!!!! never knew you liked that music
From time to time, Alex just looks at OJ in a certain way, and that makes me laugh :) Like he wants to comment on something OJ is saying, but decide he doesn't have to.
Joe wearing a Nile shirt?! Hell yeah! đ€
Alex and OJ- We give it a 4
angryjoe- I give it a 6 above average
Also Angryjoe- There's alot of plotholes that dont make sense
always go for the other joe and alex score...AJ scores whatever number he thinks sounds good but he explains why he gave a movie that score youre like wtf?
It was a good movie.
6 is fair
It's not a five and it's definitely not a seven
When I saw the trailer in theaters, I really thought it was gonna be a Jordan Peele movie. It seemed like his kinda style with his recent movies. Makes me wonder how much better the movie wouldâve been if it was directed by him.
It has nothing to do with black people though so he wouldnât pick it up. Every horror movie he does has to be some commentary on race. Which I mean hey if thatâs what you want to do go for it but you could be easily even greater than you already are.
Racism makes you age faster not a beach
Has The Last Airbender taught you nothing. NEVER TRUST THE TRAILER. EVER!
đđđWOW ,I LOVE HOW MUCH ALEX HATED THIS! đ
I hate the way you wrote that comment.
*MID SIZED SEDAN*
I was looking forward to a new M. Night movie... Signs, Split, etc. Were good. Sometimes I forget he also made the Last Airbender
Never forget, even Kathleen Kennedy help made that movie too
I can't forget, no matter how hard I try.
OK so reverse version of Benjamin Button?
When you enter "The" private beach, going through the rocks, it reminds me of being inside a submarine. You can go down no problem but when you resurface too fast, you get the "bends".
00:45 I can't believe they managed to keep so calm while he said that word đ
What a twist
Hey Joe,
Just wanted to let you know that this was real relaxing to watch :)
Everyone had their own part where they could tell what they had to tell without getting interupted or anything.
Appreciate you guys!
the amount of props joe has is incredible, its endless
Imagine if people tried to walk out in the middle of this movie but every time they exit the room they would pass out and end up back in their seats.
This comment is better than the movie.
What if you walk in backwards so that you fall into the exit đ
This movie annoys me because as they said the concept is good but execution is some ass. This movie had some serious potential IMO
Thats what happens when you give a movie with great potential to some of the worst and boring Directors
If they had given it to Lanthimos it would have been bomb but idk if he only makes original films
Hunh. That's trippy, Alex is wearing the same shirt I am right now. Lol
Why is Joeâs verdict the final verdict? OJ and Alex gave it a 4, so shouldnât the final be like a 4.5 or a 5?
Maybe Joe was originally thinking of giving it a 9/10
*Great review AJ and crew.*
I can't help but notice, but is that a 'Nile' shirt that angry joe is wearing?
That blew my mind, I have the same shirt! I bet a million bux he didn't get it at the concert like I did, though. Still, I gotta give him props for repping the best Death Metal band on the planet.
@@deraykrause4517 Vader is the best death metal band on the planet, but Nile is close. Death is the best death metal band that is no longer on the planet.
@@derpherpula592 haha I don't want to start band wars but I hear what you're saying. I had the privilege of hanging out with Chuck for a bit during the Leprosy tour. Such a chill down to earth dude and amazing talent. The musical genre I love the most would not exist if it weren't for Chuck.
You wankers have to listen to some Morbid Angel. Chuck didn't invent the genre stop doing this weird Chuck cult. Death was just one of the puzzle pieces in the creation of extreme metal/death metal. Hell, even Sodom came in earlier, but few people know how important their early material was in influencing. Lets not forget about Hellhammer/Celtic Frost either, and the countless other bands that pioneered TOGETHER: Necrophagia, even Slayer, Thanatos(NL), Poison(germany), Messiah, Sepultura, Master/Death Strike, Massacre (Kam Lee wrote the first true death metal riffs for "Mantas" pre-Death), Slaughter, Vulcano, 666(czech), Necrodeath, Necrovore, INSANITY, Savage Death, Black Sheperd (Belgium), NME, the list goes on. Not hating on you guys but before you can go on the internet and say things as facts do more homeworks. Cheers
@@ellya3775 Solid picks. Sodom and Celtic Frost are my go tos, even tho Sodom is more on the Thrash side of it. Entombed/Nihilist. Bolt Thrower. Last place I expected to have this discussion lol.
That shirt, Nile is one of my favorite bands đ€
When I saw the first trailer for "Old", I laughed out loud.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought the cinematography was a bit off.
M.night trying to make old people scary again thatâs what I feel like this movie is going to be đ
Joe in a Nile shirt, you love to see it
15:29-15:46 *OJ and his obsession with OLDER WOMEN and AJ/Alex comments after had me dying.* đ