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Komentáře • 477

  • @ll4680
    @ll4680 Před 10 měsíci +1844

    Steve and the Microphone he’s holding got the same haircut😭

  • @stalinzambrana5755
    @stalinzambrana5755 Před 10 měsíci +650

    😂😂😂 MJ needed more friends like Steve in his life… he would be around today if he had more friends that don’t sugar coat things

    • @brendalg4
      @brendalg4 Před 10 měsíci +24

      Donny Osmond invited Michael to his house right before he passed away. Michael never came. Donny said he would keep it private

    • @MattSingh1
      @MattSingh1 Před 10 měsíci

      *Wacko Jacko was likely a paedophile, FFS.*

    • @AchmedComedy_
      @AchmedComedy_ Před 8 měsíci +16

      Facts! The bigger the star, the more afraid people are upsetting them by giving them the real talk

    • @wilmmerwest3876
      @wilmmerwest3876 Před 16 dny

      @@brendalg4MJ was rehearsing so he couldn’t 😢

  • @DaniMacYo
    @DaniMacYo Před 9 měsíci +138

    His lady scream was freaking perfect 😂.
    Oh man I miss Michael Jackson. Truly a remarkable human being. Lived a life like no other. ❤

  • @Greeny1308
    @Greeny1308 Před 10 měsíci +202

    Mike got....Giraffe money 😂😂

  • @user-lc4kc2ou1u
    @user-lc4kc2ou1u Před 9 měsíci +131

    "Mike got so much money, you aint- , you can-, YOU CANT COUNT MIKE MONEY!" 😂😂

  • @jakerattle95
    @jakerattle95 Před 10 měsíci +210

    He told this story again recently had me dying 😂😂😂

    • @afrosymphony8207
      @afrosymphony8207 Před 10 měsíci +35

      the recent one is wayy funnier...the "hee hee they pulling my shirt steve" bit sent me laud 😭😭😂😂

    • @akuapiatas
      @akuapiatas Před 9 měsíci

      heeee heeee heeee steve, steve @@afrosymphony8207

    • @Katyloveheart
      @Katyloveheart Před 9 měsíci +12

      The church one ....I died😂😂😂

  • @chrispascual8118
    @chrispascual8118 Před 8 měsíci +22

    "giraffe choking on collard greens" omg im tearing up

  • @SirRayDonavan
    @SirRayDonavan Před 10 měsíci +25

    Bruh that scream took me out lol!!😂

  • @tammysims8716
    @tammysims8716 Před měsícem +4

    "You need to go round some black folk that pray." Truth.

  • @BettyBoopramsey84
    @BettyBoopramsey84 Před 10 měsíci +20

    Cap'n Crunch 😂🤣Nutcracker 😂🤣

  • @ArthropodSpidey
    @ArthropodSpidey Před 10 měsíci +57

    Steve's pants could fit him and a giraffe at the same time

  • @mattbee4091
    @mattbee4091 Před 10 měsíci +76

    God bless Michael Jackson!

  • @jonahwantenaar2652
    @jonahwantenaar2652 Před 9 měsíci +30

    That scream at the end was amazing!!😂 he hit an E6 which is whistle tone territory! Michael would be very impressed.

  • @GgWifi-ot2sh
    @GgWifi-ot2sh Před 10 měsíci +153

    Steve is actually a VERY talented comedian

    • @d2dar459
      @d2dar459 Před 9 měsíci +5

      News to u...?

    • @GgWifi-ot2sh
      @GgWifi-ot2sh Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@d2dar459 that he was actually Very calculated and super INTENTIONAL. yes . I grew up with Steve Harvey as just a cool funny guy . I never noticed how developed he was in his craft .

    • @d2dar459
      @d2dar459 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@GgWifi-ot2sh
      Ah, okay. Well, I guess he was just standardly funny at one point, to be fair. During his Def Comedy Jam days, maybe.
      He's definitely developed since then. 💯

    • @kw9568
      @kw9568 Před 7 měsíci +2

      DUH!!!!!! Why do you think he's been around so long 😒🙄

    • @Former_Employee
      @Former_Employee Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@kw9568don't be rude dude

  • @brucebanner7420
    @brucebanner7420 Před 10 měsíci +32

    Dressed like captain crunch for church is wild 😂

  • @ah10t72
    @ah10t72 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Steve Harvey: the only comedian that can put collard greens and giraffe in the same sentence 😭😭😅

  • @craigcp7455
    @craigcp7455 Před 10 měsíci +183

    THERE CAN NEVER BE AN EQUAL TO MICHAEL JACKSON AGAIN!

    • @HarryHeath-pb6rv
      @HarryHeath-pb6rv Před 10 měsíci +5

      Steve let it be known they were friends!!!!

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake Před 10 měsíci +3

      I dunno man, I think Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter were at least on his level, if not above and beyond

    • @andma5117
      @andma5117 Před 10 měsíci

      He was the king of the paedos.

    • @pli8630
      @pli8630 Před 10 měsíci

      facts. a pedophile but also the goat of pop. unbeliveable.

    • @ayandabanks2872
      @ayandabanks2872 Před 9 měsíci +2

      The negativity in that statement has a life of its own. The youth is more versatile than you could ever imagine.

  • @EdwardSanchezProductions
    @EdwardSanchezProductions Před 10 měsíci +39

    Mike come out the room dressed like Captain Crunch 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial Před 5 měsíci +6

      That’s Chris Rock’s joke.

    • @BlueDays_BlackKnights
      @BlueDays_BlackKnights Před měsícem +1

      @@negativeindustrialyep

    • @user-bk9fk2tq2z
      @user-bk9fk2tq2z Před 11 hodinami

      @@negativeindustrial But didn't Steve say it before Chris did?

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial Před 10 hodinami

      @@user-bk9fk2tq2z
      He did dress like Captain Crunch, though. I wouldn’t be surprised if several comedians landed on the same joke.

  • @maxedoutmotivation8430
    @maxedoutmotivation8430 Před 10 měsíci +196

    That was a good set. How many professional comedians could create an entertaining show for a Christian audience?! Steve handled his business

    • @TimTucker-er4wr
      @TimTucker-er4wr Před 5 měsíci +4

      99% chance that wasn't even Steves set.. no doubt stolen from a real comedian

    • @WideII
      @WideII Před 3 měsíci +1

      Chris Tucker

  • @brucewayne2478
    @brucewayne2478 Před 10 měsíci +49

    Steve had a dope Afro back then 🔥

  • @lthabana1104
    @lthabana1104 Před měsícem +2

    "I'm ready" took me out 😂😂😂😂

  • @mitchellbanks34
    @mitchellbanks34 Před 10 měsíci +24

    I know he ain’t talking about how somebody dress😂😂 But he telling the truth tho.😅

  • @Ocean11126
    @Ocean11126 Před 10 měsíci +47

    MJ is a genius❤

  • @klmegm197682
    @klmegm197682 Před 10 měsíci +27

    Raw and honest...😂

  • @Jaysart1
    @Jaysart1 Před 10 měsíci +118

    You made me miss Michael all over again … did he ever make it to your church with the Nutcracker outfit?
    🤣💦

    • @Mauljai
      @Mauljai Před 10 měsíci +18

      Yes he did 😂😂

    • @Wh4L205
      @Wh4L205 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Yeah he did! They got pics

    • @Shablue1
      @Shablue1 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Yes. Just search for MJ at church

    • @BUDOKAIultimate3
      @BUDOKAIultimate3 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Yes there's footage on CNN. Search it up, lol

  • @thehomelessproject3784
    @thehomelessproject3784 Před 10 měsíci +19

    His haircut is literally perfect 😮 perfectly symmetrical and not a hair out of place 👀

  • @user-xx2db1gf4y
    @user-xx2db1gf4y Před 5 měsíci +9

    Steve is such a good storyteller, too ❤ not just a comedian

  • @that1latinodude20
    @that1latinodude20 Před 10 měsíci +13

    Steve Harvey with hair is something I didn't know I needed

  • @KiaPi2012
    @KiaPi2012 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Truer words were never spoken!! Thank you Steve. I wish he had listened

  • @Looneybird-so5bm
    @Looneybird-so5bm Před 8 měsíci +17

    Steve is one of the greatest comedians of my times and it’s why I won’t stop 🛑 my dreams of being a comic and it’s why I keep praying 🙏

  • @shfortesss
    @shfortesss Před 3 měsíci +3

    I must say Steve Harvey is funny HE IS THEY KING OF COMEDY

  • @cg.7578
    @cg.7578 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Humor makes us light and human

  • @MarlonXian
    @MarlonXian Před 10 měsíci +36

    01:13 his stomach must be hurting as hell
    You can tell he got his money's worth

    • @teddyhart2913
      @teddyhart2913 Před 10 měsíci +4

      lol its like the joke is funny, but not THAT DAMN funny lol he look like he abt to die lmao

    • @johnanderson9765
      @johnanderson9765 Před 10 měsíci +4

      He's laughing so hard he's crying.

    • @d2dar459
      @d2dar459 Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂

  • @michellejames5765
    @michellejames5765 Před 10 měsíci +18

    Omg Steve got me cracking up🤣😂

  • @jadenjacobcomedy6237
    @jadenjacobcomedy6237 Před 10 měsíci +35

    Aye yo, Steve is the One!!! 😂😂😂 We need him to come out of retirement🔥🤞

    • @johnanderson9765
      @johnanderson9765 Před 10 měsíci

      Retirement? He may not be touring as a standup comic, but he's still active as the host of Family Feud and its Celebrity edition.

    • @jadenjacobcomedy6237
      @jadenjacobcomedy6237 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@johnanderson9765 He's retired from Stand-up. I was referring to him coming out of retirement for Stand-up. He has to be filtered on TV - his Stand-up is where he gives a real piece of his mind😂😂😂

  • @the-876er
    @the-876er Před 6 měsíci +7

    Steve is known for his talk show now, But I really forget, sometimes how funny this dude actually is. This was hilarious. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GSB_KD
    @GSB_KD Před 10 měsíci +27

    I’ve NEVER seen Steve with a dusty haircutt😂😂bro stay with a fresh line up

  • @viniciusmachado8791
    @viniciusmachado8791 Před 10 měsíci +53

    Much love from Brazil, Steve! I want you back with a banging stand up special.

  • @davidbowers6707
    @davidbowers6707 Před 9 měsíci +7

    You can never accuse Steve Harvey of not keeping it 💯

  • @kellyanndean9374
    @kellyanndean9374 Před 10 měsíci +23

    I love me some steve harvey❤

  • @leonzalirchirl2828
    @leonzalirchirl2828 Před 10 měsíci +31

    Please come back and do comedy I love you all the work you’re doing you’re funny wherever you go family feud radio and comedy

  • @MrNoLen5
    @MrNoLen5 Před 8 měsíci +3

    0:35 *Michael Jackson* "No, it was 3, it was 3 giraffes Steve."

  • @summerrose8110
    @summerrose8110 Před 10 měsíci +50

    0:44- According to Chris Tucker, Michael bought 3 giraffes.
    4:51- I know Michael is innocent also I wonder was he that naive of those parents trying to set him up to falsely accuse him. I'm just guessing Michael was one of those souls that tries to see the good in everyone and ignore the bad. Which isn't bad, but skepticism helps sometimes. Key word sometimes.

    • @daprincebeats
      @daprincebeats Před 10 měsíci +4

      Definitely

    • @summerrose8110
      @summerrose8110 Před 10 měsíci

      @@daprincebeats Interesting.

    • @daprincebeats
      @daprincebeats Před 10 měsíci +9

      @@summerrose8110 he was naive to not see that people can switch on him for the right price or an opportunity

    • @spawnofhumanityscrimes
      @spawnofhumanityscrimes Před 10 měsíci

      He was a predator by your logic bill Cosby was innocent. Celebrity does not equal innocence.

    • @summerrose8110
      @summerrose8110 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@daprincebeats I can see that, never met him although he seemed like the type of person to only see the good in people and ignore the bad. Like I said, that's not a bad quality. It's kind of funny because he wrote songs about shady people who want to take advantage of celebrities who spin lies to make a quick buck. I guess he didn't realize that it would happen to him.

  • @Looneybird-so5bm
    @Looneybird-so5bm Před 7 měsíci +18

    Words are not enough to express how or in what way mr.Harvey motivates me I’ve been on the brink of suicide yet came back

    • @LilySteph1949
      @LilySteph1949 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Please don't do that. If you believe in God pray
      Ask for his help. Immediately going to hell isn't worth your soul. You are loved, and perfectly made and we all go through things but God is so powerful and mighty
      He saves
      Trust him and Jesus also. God bless you and your family and stay strong. You got this
      M

    • @Looneybird-so5bm
      @Looneybird-so5bm Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@LilySteph1949 thank you 🙏 for your concern but I was recently released from psychiatric hospital 🏥 for trying only angry 😡 I failed 😨 again

    • @noshortcuttoglory6443
      @noshortcuttoglory6443 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Brother, suicide doesn't ease the pain you are in, it just transfers it to your loved ones. Thank God you made it. Pray, be open to people and seek help anytime you feel that way

    • @tonyacook3281
      @tonyacook3281 Před 3 měsíci

      Hang in there brother ❤

  • @berniekennedy9793
    @berniekennedy9793 Před 10 měsíci +10

    Crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadyshady3390
    @shadyshady3390 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Steve Harvey: Underrated

  • @mufush
    @mufush Před 10 měsíci +10

    😂😂😂😂Steve you killed me,love you brother

  • @lisachismar8225
    @lisachismar8225 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Looks like Richard Pryor here😅

  • @signoraamatory6871
    @signoraamatory6871 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Fast forward to todays time STEVE HAS GIRAFFE MONEY NOW

  • @KarenMoore-bk9nc
    @KarenMoore-bk9nc Před 9 měsíci +4

    Richard Pryor is playing the role of "Steve Harvey"

  • @triciab4131
    @triciab4131 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Whole time that wasn’t his hair 😮

    • @BluEx22329
      @BluEx22329 Před 4 měsíci

      Just like what he came out of 😂

    • @erickanew
      @erickanew Před 3 měsíci +1

      You can tell now, lol, don't know why I didn't see it til Katt, but guess it was not important

  • @davidgrace2951
    @davidgrace2951 Před 6 měsíci +1

    One of the best 8 minutes of comedy I’ve ever seen.

  • @user-nm5xc3ms3i
    @user-nm5xc3ms3i Před 2 měsíci +1

    Steve is hilarious 🤣🤣 he had me laughing and the people laughing in the audience had me laughing too

  • @user-xx2db1gf4y
    @user-xx2db1gf4y Před 5 měsíci +3

    This made me miss Michael Jackson all over again 😢 The world is not the same without him 😢

  • @fatalheart7382
    @fatalheart7382 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Cute. Fun. Courage. Propriety. Honesty. Great comedian.

  • @sunnybleeze2277
    @sunnybleeze2277 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Michael was not tough thay is why they got him. Thanks sir for being frank with him

  • @lashondratinsley
    @lashondratinsley Před 10 měsíci +5

    Mike!!!

  • @zabiricon7478
    @zabiricon7478 Před 10 měsíci +13

    This is the best stand up ever

  • @kevinwake8789
    @kevinwake8789 Před 10 měsíci +11

    No wonder steve said his barber was put on suicide watch as he went fron this beautiful hair to a bald man lol.
    His barber makes millions now per year with his shops and barber colleges.

  • @user-ku1mk7qs2k
    @user-ku1mk7qs2k Před 10 měsíci +7

    Yes Lord!

  • @Dayta
    @Dayta Před 10 měsíci +27

    im sitting over here in germany with my big fat white behind in front of my computer tears in my eyes laughing my ass off. oh man how much i miss comedy like that. i dont know how steve is doing this but what i can tell is THIS is how you do it !

  • @frozengamer3030
    @frozengamer3030 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Steve is the GOAT of stand up

  • @stinnisbrown7386
    @stinnisbrown7386 Před 10 měsíci +13

    Steve funny as hell

  • @elz1250
    @elz1250 Před 9 měsíci +9

    Michael had that “ fuck you I only need God to judge me” kind of money

    • @rogerwilco5918
      @rogerwilco5918 Před 7 měsíci

      Then why did he need to pay off all those kids?

    • @elz1250
      @elz1250 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@rogerwilco5918 because those kids had crazy parents who were after Michael’s money. And it’s terrible that they tarnished his image. I can’t agree or disagree with the children’s statement but on if his accusers did commit suicide. That situation cause numerous tragedies all over

    • @rogerwilco5918
      @rogerwilco5918 Před 7 měsíci

      @@elz1250 so Michael Jackson will pay any kid with crazy parents??
      Wouldn't it be cheaper for him just to prove his innocence?

    • @d2dar459
      @d2dar459 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@rogerwilco5918
      That question itself does nothing to negate the amount of money he had. Lol. Unless u just wanted to get that dig in?

    • @rogerwilco5918
      @rogerwilco5918 Před 4 měsíci

      @@elz1250 so, you'd rather pay them than clear your name?

  • @MarkMark-io5ts
    @MarkMark-io5ts Před 6 měsíci +1

    💀💀💀💀💀 already got the dog tied up to the tree

  • @alvesjunior4585
    @alvesjunior4585 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Talking about ding dong: "is Steve there"

  • @vianiexplore123
    @vianiexplore123 Před 5 měsíci +1

    He makes me smile everyday… I com to YT for him only

  • @ibablo
    @ibablo Před 10 měsíci +2

    Steve's suit!! 😅

  • @qdontae6
    @qdontae6 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Ppl can say what they want but can’t deny Steve was funny af with the hair, I remember when this came out I died laughing 😂

  • @victoriahilarious1826

    Steve is the best!!!!

  • @MertYildirim-dr6nm
    @MertYildirim-dr6nm Před měsícem

    All this equipment on 😂😂😂

  • @Improvemypronunciation
    @Improvemypronunciation Před 6 měsíci +2

    So funny 🤣🤣 baby, I loved me some Michael Jackson and still do. 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @1truthplease
    @1truthplease Před 10 měsíci +2

    Love Mike!

  • @themagicman6965
    @themagicman6965 Před 2 měsíci

    ,,Captain Crunch... the boy looked like the Nutcracker" I cant remember when I laughed that much!!!!! xD

  • @EclipseHedgehog
    @EclipseHedgehog Před 7 měsíci +1

    shout out to that kid on the right not caring in the audience @ 3:00 😆

  • @chigoziechibueze3710
    @chigoziechibueze3710 Před 9 měsíci +3

    This man is hella funny 🤣🤣🤣😁🤝

  • @mariareyes2297
    @mariareyes2297 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Steve Harvey 😂😂😊😊❤❤❤

  • @waynecoleman-ou9te
    @waynecoleman-ou9te Před 7 měsíci

    "I ain't got no 8 year old buddies - ding dong is Steve there" LOL.

  • @derekedwards1904
    @derekedwards1904 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Mike childhood was strip from him he tried to do everything he didn’t get to do as a kid it just looked weird to other people

  • @HeyKay_kay
    @HeyKay_kay Před 6 měsíci +1

    Pure comedy 😂

  • @mature347
    @mature347 Před 2 měsíci

    steve be roasting micheal jackson like crazy

  • @ziky2967
    @ziky2967 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Where did Steve Harvey get his suit from😂😂

  • @SpinningSidekick
    @SpinningSidekick Před 9 měsíci

    The glow on that suit got him lookin' like Bruce Leroy

  • @georginaparamo4129
    @georginaparamo4129 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Money corrupts, Mega money creates freaks, right Steve?! 😮

  • @myfantasyisnct
    @myfantasyisnct Před 10 měsíci +14

    Michael Jackson name its self can't be touched💯

  • @mimIsra1
    @mimIsra1 Před 5 měsíci +1

    He is funny 😂❤

  • @sweetsister3524
    @sweetsister3524 Před 5 měsíci

    "The zoo aint gonna sell you their giraffes"😄

  • @PumpkinPieDoll
    @PumpkinPieDoll Před 3 měsíci

    I DONT CARE HOW YA FEEL ABOUT IT "NO MOE YT KIDS" 😭😭😭🤣 that exactly 💯

  • @luisarzola8146
    @luisarzola8146 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Steve I love your style 🤍😅❤️

  • @pkzammy666
    @pkzammy666 Před 3 měsíci

    That outro killed me

  • @bridgetmusoki2092
    @bridgetmusoki2092 Před 2 měsíci

    Steve is the best.

  • @22LA22
    @22LA22 Před 4 měsíci

    Does he have giraffe money? This stuck with me since Steve put this out 😂😅😂

  • @Francisah
    @Francisah Před 9 měsíci +1

    Cut out the best part where he starts unplugging the sick beds hahaha

  • @myazstar
    @myazstar Před 6 měsíci

    😂 That was great thanks for the laughs.

  • @willyfromphlly812
    @willyfromphlly812 Před 6 měsíci

    🤣😂 Steve Harveys suit 🤣😂

  • @tomfoyll9344
    @tomfoyll9344 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Lil Wayne Mona Lisa

  • @LilySteph1949
    @LilySteph1949 Před 7 měsíci

    Thx for the laughs.. I needed that

  • @me4JD
    @me4JD Před 10 měsíci +9

    MJ needed more friends like Steve - to be honest with him and ground him - but I find the bit here about white boys strange. When was this skit? because the '93 accuser was multiracial, with his mother being Chinese and black. The '05 accuser was hispanic. The maid, who claimed MJ tickled her son, was from El Salvador. I think the stereotype arose from Michael's friendships with Macaulay Culkin and Ryan White, neither of whom ever made any negligence claims.

    • @DXVI9
      @DXVI9 Před 10 měsíci +6

      He said Mike was 47,
      He turned 50 in 2008, so guessing the comedy show was in 2005-06, probably sometime after the trial.

  • @jntdhome
    @jntdhome Před 7 měsíci

    Steve's a legend!!

  • @LegalFiction.
    @LegalFiction. Před 10 měsíci

    Steve cold wit it!