Guilty Gear Xrd Rev2 - Stimulating Fists of Annihilation Translation

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  • čas přidán 29. 03. 2018
  • Quite a lot of this is English loanwords.
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  • @ahegao7724
    @ahegao7724 Před 3 lety +12023

    Everyone:NOO DONT TOUCH MY ASS
    Raven: Real shit

    • @hazamasan302
      @hazamasan302 Před 3 lety +886

      I-no:yep real shit

    • @SkullEater78
      @SkullEater78 Před 3 lety +189

      I demand sauce for that cultured pfp

    • @supereggnog8099
      @supereggnog8099 Před 3 lety +161

      @@SkullEater78 artist is takuji character is nico yazawa from love live

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG Před 3 lety +64

      @@supereggnog8099 FUCKING WHAT?

    • @SkullEater78
      @SkullEater78 Před 3 lety +32

      @@supereggnog8099 ty

  • @EliTheGleason
    @EliTheGleason Před 2 lety +4023

    The fact that for Kum the robot is literally just malfunctioning and she doesn't know what's going on is perfect

    • @-M_-
      @-M_- Před 2 lety +92

      Kum?!

    • @sonataavalon6017
      @sonataavalon6017 Před 2 lety +148

      @@-M_- Yes Kum

    • @SporadicV2
      @SporadicV2 Před 2 lety +98

      “Never seen this error before..?!”

    • @lecorbak
      @lecorbak Před rokem

      @@sonataavalon6017 kum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @STAROCiDE
      @STAROCiDE Před rokem +77

      Kum is her last name. Haehyun is her given one.

  • @eldritchexploited5462
    @eldritchexploited5462 Před rokem +1195

    I will never get over the fact that an impromptu rectal exam is an actual real move in a real fighting game

    • @Xives
      @Xives Před 10 měsíci +72

      I mean he's a doctor so he's oughta get to know their health and stuff

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 Před 10 měsíci

      Tbh I wouldn't mind it either
      Just put some lube on it 😂

    • @hunnitwales
      @hunnitwales Před 7 měsíci +33

      EVEN FUNNIER, IT'S IN 2 FIGHTING GAMES
      NINJA STORM TOO

    • @S4r0m
      @S4r0m Před 5 měsíci +15

      ​@@hunnitwales There's a video were a woman really used that move in a real street fight against a dude

    • @batguy39
      @batguy39 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Link the video mf

  • @Leffrey
    @Leffrey Před rokem +1225

    It’s canon, Faust’s fingering is a bigger threat than Dizzy’s gamma ray, since bedman actually reacts to the poke

    • @choking1668
      @choking1668 Před rokem +158

      I still question how Faust was even able to reach Bedman and do that… But then again it’s funny knowing that this man just ignores logic.

    • @noobium5333
      @noobium5333 Před rokem +31

      @@choking1668 probably made a portal in his undies...

    • @TheMike-tz2hj
      @TheMike-tz2hj Před 11 měsíci +127

      ​@@noobium5333nah, with enough determination Faust just rams his fingers through the bed

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Před 10 měsíci +42

      @@noobium5333 I have noticed that Faust doesn't quite comply with the laws of physics, he creates portals and seems to have superhuman elasticity on top of that

    • @mattphyx
      @mattphyx Před 7 měsíci +37

      ​@@JargonMadjin in Strive he straight up can fly and teleports without opening any kind of portals, so atp he just makes up his own laws of physics

  • @ThomatoSauce
    @ThomatoSauce Před 3 lety +9011

    This is how I chose to spend my time. Watching a video that has a slightly insane doctor giving a crazy cast of colorful characters the most violent prostate exam ever. I regret nothing.

    • @MelonJuggalo
      @MelonJuggalo Před 3 lety +310

      I dont even play guilty gear. But somehow I feel like playing it now... cant figure out the reason why 🤔🤔🤔

    • @virtueofsunlight1342
      @virtueofsunlight1342 Před 3 lety +132

      Heck i got the game just so i could do this move... and still i find myself watching this video just because.
      I REGRET NOTHING!

    • @ncrranger6327
      @ncrranger6327 Před 3 lety +42

      A colonoscopy I rather enjoy

    • @eroalduin7305
      @eroalduin7305 Před 3 lety +32

      BEEBA WATASHI

    • @BoneDaddy69420
      @BoneDaddy69420 Před 3 lety +12

      slightly.

  • @GabHowDoI
    @GabHowDoI Před 3 lety +7239

    Everybody: NOOOOOOO!!!!
    Raven: *N O T B A D*

    • @subjectomega7606
      @subjectomega7606 Před 3 lety +378

      Faust seems to be enjoying himself, literally and figuratively

    • @lightKyubi
      @lightKyubi Před 3 lety +350

      I-No : H A R D E R!!!!

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama Před 3 lety +205

      Undine seem to enjoy it while Dizzy was confused and Necro got PTSD from Dizzy and Ky's bed exercise.

    • @brotheralaric7177
      @brotheralaric7177 Před 3 lety +30

      @@lightKyubi from what i know about that character it seems she is quite a bad girl

    • @vallgron
      @vallgron Před 3 lety +14

      Why does a oldman turn into a little girl though Guilty Gear is weird as shit

  • @cactusmanofdestiny3708
    @cactusmanofdestiny3708 Před 3 lety +3746

    Axl Low: “Why does everyone treat me like a joke?”
    Also Axl Low: *“THIS CAN’T BECOME A HABIT...!”*

    • @Benxall
      @Benxall Před 2 lety +540

      Ino pegs him

    • @hetameme2697
      @hetameme2697 Před 2 lety +269

      @@Benxall you didn't have to but you have, and now this image will never leave my mind

    • @Benxall
      @Benxall Před 2 lety +5

      @@hetameme2697 czcams.com/video/GZuRARycmhw/video.html

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood Před 2 lety +42

      @@Benxall holup

    • @darksquigglyboy
      @darksquigglyboy Před 2 lety +1

      @@Benxall Probably. I-nos a kinky bitch.

  • @Lightmagician60
    @Lightmagician60 Před 2 lety +3852

    Fan base: i can't wait to see this in strive
    Strive: removes move. Gives him "wheelchair to shin" move instead

    • @ryoumakoushiro7447
      @ryoumakoushiro7447 Před 2 lety +634

      Least it's twice as painful I guess...?

    • @Hedgee_
      @Hedgee_ Před 2 lety +611

      “Prepare to loose your shins”

    • @opo3628
      @opo3628 Před 2 lety +378

      Yeah. It really sucks that they took away his signature special move. The wheelchair gag isn't nearly as funny.

    • @kingkrispy5289
      @kingkrispy5289 Před 2 lety +705

      at least they kept the funny faces
      That and you can actually use that super within a 30 feet radius of a child

    • @Friendlybot9000
      @Friendlybot9000 Před 2 lety +375

      @@opo3628 I think that’s because faust as a character is supposed to be a lot less funny in this one.

  • @iwishiknewhowto1228
    @iwishiknewhowto1228 Před 5 lety +4333

    Teleports Behind you
    "Nothing personal kid."

  • @ejpadilla4238
    @ejpadilla4238 Před 5 lety +7348

    Elphelt: “I’m not registered yet!”
    Hold up...

    • @blindshotrandom9575
      @blindshotrandom9575 Před 5 lety +641

      EJ Padilla FBI OPEN UP!!!

    • @keiztrat9109
      @keiztrat9109 Před 5 lety +335

      Could Just Be A Virgin.

    • @Phi28
      @Phi28 Před 5 lety +900

      What she probably meant was she's not married yet hence she has not officially registered

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 Před 5 lety +69

      @@adamschneider587 lol it is funny tho

    • @djhero0071
      @djhero0071 Před 5 lety +275

      If Wikipedia is anything to go by, it’s a thing beyond Japan. Taiwan, China, Mexico, Thailand and Korea apparently all have their own version of the kid prank. We just hear about it more in Japan because they feature it more in their pop culture (though I’d probably die if it showed up in a Spanish telenovela)

  • @grilled777cheese3
    @grilled777cheese3 Před 3 lety +3061

    1:12 faust got some explaining to do 😏

  • @lachlanmacrae1779
    @lachlanmacrae1779 Před 2 lety +841

    This is a game where an ex-serial killer and unlicensed doctor performs the '1000 years of death' and the chacters comment with: "Im gonna explode!","G-SPOT!", "A full course...", "Not bad" and "There is no god."

    • @el_gringo6416
      @el_gringo6416 Před rokem +67

      At least he doesn't do it with his scalpel like in previous games.

    • @multi_arm
      @multi_arm Před rokem +12

      @@el_gringo6416 what.

    • @el_gringo6416
      @el_gringo6416 Před rokem +53

      @@multi_arm He had the same skill in GGX, X2 and Accent Core, but he used his scalpel instead of fingers.
      Shigekiteki Zetsumei Ken a. k. a. Scalpel Enema.

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid Před rokem +4

      ​@@el_gringo6416 I wish I was the person getting hit by that.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@el_gringo6416 oof, my ass just clenched thinking about it

  • @LoganLePage
    @LoganLePage Před 4 lety +8286

    Everyone else is freaking out whole I-No and Raven are like "Hell yeah".

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Před 4 lety +591

      I-No basically said harder... Or it was strong...

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 4 lety +367

      Raven is a sadomasochist and (quite literally) can't feel anything.

    • @deddrz2549
      @deddrz2549 Před 4 lety +465

      @@GiordanDiodato someone can't be a masochist if they can't feel anything, they have to feel the pain to get pleasure out of it.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 4 lety +80

      @@deddrz2549 well he gets off to feeling it

    • @terramerc733
      @terramerc733 Před 3 lety +100

      And milia

  • @arthurryanorilla356
    @arthurryanorilla356 Před 4 lety +1888

    1:18 "A new world is openning!"
    ..... portal to Assguard?

  • @jair1148
    @jair1148 Před 3 lety +718

    I love how the second guy says “in this world there’s much to discover” taking it like a champ

    • @maninthechair6033
      @maninthechair6033 Před 9 měsíci

      That's ky kiske and he practically got horny over his wife almost nuking him

    • @DiskRan0
      @DiskRan0 Před 6 měsíci +34

      KY is definitely a submissive boyfriend

    • @ThePersonWhoAsked69420
      @ThePersonWhoAsked69420 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@DiskRan0not my type of males (I’m a straight man btw)

    • @EnoEso
      @EnoEso Před 5 měsíci +14

      @@DiskRan0 and like three times as much in xrd, bro became so gay for a single game and then went back to being... well yeah still gay but with shorter hair

    • @Rosa-he6xb
      @Rosa-he6xb Před 3 měsíci +6

      Ky discovered something new he would like Dizzy to try on him lol

  • @nickbrothwood9903
    @nickbrothwood9903 Před 3 lety +4041

    Love how undine took one for the team at 3:12, also necros's face lol

    • @svartfrasr9755
      @svartfrasr9755 Před 2 lety +432

      Undine: "GET DOWN YOUR HIGHNESS!!!"
      Necro: 0______0

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood Před 2 lety +292

      @@svartfrasr9755 I'm pretty sure Undine was like: SECRET SERVICE, GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!!!!

    • @sandwich3770
      @sandwich3770 Před 2 lety +39

      Reminds me of Brook

    • @derrickdavis3888
      @derrickdavis3888 Před 2 lety

      Welp... She lost her virginity man.... 😳😓

    • @AusterLiteax
      @AusterLiteax Před 2 lety +24

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @rilke5536
    @rilke5536 Před 4 lety +4700

    0:31 "There is no God..."

  • @Cizma77
    @Cizma77 Před 6 lety +5859

    "I'm still just a pure maiden!"
    Not anymore you're not.

  • @morenothetacobro1731
    @morenothetacobro1731 Před 3 lety +485

    Alternate title: Faust awakens something in 90% of the roster

  • @angelweon6125
    @angelweon6125 Před rokem +117

    0:26 this scream was perfect

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 Před 3 měsíci +1

      *"GYAAAAAAAH!!!"*
      Sounds like Chika Fujiwara when she goes crazy.

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae Před 5 lety +8412

    Faust was doing the cast a favor. Rectal examination is very important in finding diseases affecting the human body, and it could be a somewhat pricey procedure for those without proper insurance. For example, rectal and colon cancer can be discover through this, and be treatable if found in it's early stages.
    So do your bit and make an appointment with your doctor to get your anus checked. When it comes to your health, you don't want to.. half ass it.
    **this has been a public service announcement on behalf of butt doctors associated**

  • @Jaded_Jinx
    @Jaded_Jinx Před 6 lety +3109

    I-No: I expected her to do that because it's the thumbnail
    Raven: Holy fuck, I was not prepared for him

  • @mokaza40
    @mokaza40 Před 3 lety +763

    I-NO is like "after the fight okay, it's not time yet"
    And Raven is like "hey, it's Saturday already?"

  • @SunsetCompass
    @SunsetCompass Před 2 lety +876

    Is no one going to mention how Answer had to TAKE THAT WHILE SPEAKING ON THE PHONE??? He's absolutely legendary, ger yourself an employee THAT good

    • @error404channelnotfound7
      @error404channelnotfound7 Před rokem +94

      Imagine being the other person on the line and hearing:"Gimme a minute, I'm fighting this crazy retired doc-HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG"

    • @SolarMonolith206
      @SolarMonolith206 Před 10 měsíci +8

      @@TyrannicalUser There's already a Johnny in GG, and he's a lady killer as well. This town ain't big enough for the two of em.

  • @warsman777
    @warsman777 Před 6 lety +4454

    " *I'm well aquatinted with this* "
    Something tells me that this ISN'T Raven's first time

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 5 lety +357

      Considering he's a sadomasochist, probably not.

    • @aras667
      @aras667 Před 5 lety +653

      Its probably because he literally tells you that isnt his first time

    • @kitsunesden8085
      @kitsunesden8085 Před 5 lety +86

      or last...

    • @joehill4094
      @joehill4094 Před 4 lety +31

      Axl and Raven are the character, just from different times. So yeah this isn't his first time.

    • @Aragoness
      @Aragoness Před 4 lety +76

      @@joehill4094 Guilty Gear fans theorized that Raven was Axl. However, in the GG Memorial Book and in the Guilty Gear Codex, Ishiwatari stated that the fan theory was incorrect. While he denies the idea of Axl and Raven being the same, he has maintained that they are connected in some way.

  • @HellGod67
    @HellGod67 Před 3 lety +3498

    2:55 I just cracked at that facial expression.

  • @l1ghtd3m0n3
    @l1ghtd3m0n3 Před 2 lety +670

    Ky: “Stimulation”
    Ky gets pegged by Dizzy confirmed

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood Před 2 lety +101

      I mean she has a tail

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Před 2 lety +63

      @@nick-brothwood Someone did mentioned that Dizzy was missing her counterbalance(she apparently has Justice's pose). Then someone replied that ut under Ky's bed for some reason.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před rokem +33

      @@nick-brothwood I can see it now
      Ky: So... what dat tail do?
      Dizzy: You'll see...

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood Před rokem

      @@GiordanDiodato proceeds to transform her tail into a mouth all before eating out his ass.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Před rokem +21

      well, i'm sorry to say, but he said that he has much more to discover in this world, meaning that this is a new experience for him

  • @zenith1040
    @zenith1040 Před 3 lety +288

    “That cue isn’t tournament legal” was one of the greatest things in this video

  • @chipslight738
    @chipslight738 Před 6 lety +3939

    You know this is serious if even Necro is worried for Undyne.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara Před 6 lety +236

      Chips Light That alone puts Faust into a whole other light. XD

    • @nayhem
      @nayhem Před 6 lety +255

      A bit disappointed there wasn't one for each of them.

    • @randomooferino2037
      @randomooferino2037 Před 6 lety +19

      Chips Light oof

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Před 6 lety +159

      Chips Light ... Ya wonder if she tried to take Ky's first "Rising Force" to "protect" Dizzy

    • @patcatzgames9792
      @patcatzgames9792 Před 5 lety +51

      Even though both Necro and Undine always bicker....al8t

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar Před 4 lety +3101

    1:57 - Who knew Ramlethal could make _that_ noise?

    • @luisgregoriopadilla9553
      @luisgregoriopadilla9553 Před 4 lety +157

      NICE!

    • @bluewolf7111
      @bluewolf7111 Před 3 lety +450

      The doujin artists knew all along

    • @lunaria3710
      @lunaria3710 Před 3 lety +199

      what a cute squeal

    • @jacksonbowns1087
      @jacksonbowns1087 Před 3 lety +122

      I kinda feel bad for her, for some reason.

    • @daniellemurnett2534
      @daniellemurnett2534 Před 3 lety +228

      @@jacksonbowns1087 You should. Ramlethal must be protected at all cost, and I'm pretty sure this is... If not the direct opposite of that, slightly to the left of directly opposite of that.

  • @EJPBDK
    @EJPBDK Před 3 lety +330

    I love how almost every character shout their safe words.

  • @Hi-Im-Gib
    @Hi-Im-Gib Před rokem +110

    I like how Faust, I-no and Raven were all.
    "I like this"
    Then there's Millia trying to deny she liked it.

    • @spacenaves
      @spacenaves Před 4 měsíci +18

      not to mention Ky and Bedman 'discovering new possibilities' and Venom being concerned only about people watching

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 Před 4 lety +2899

    Everyone: Gets really anoyed with this attack
    I-NO: I see this as an absolute win

  • @JesuisArsenic
    @JesuisArsenic Před 5 lety +3212

    "These foreigners are scary"
    100% BRUH

    • @HenSt-gz7qj
      @HenSt-gz7qj Před 4 lety +54

      well... those "foreigners" DID fucked up Japan hard, TWICE (the isolation era and the whole WW1~WW2 era).

    • @adalsev8518
      @adalsev8518 Před 4 lety +251

      @@HenSt-gz7qj Look on the bright side. Two nukes created anime.
      *And third can make it real.*

    • @longwoolcoat2266
      @longwoolcoat2266 Před 4 lety +47

      In GG cannon the Japanese (like bainken) are almost extinct due to recial persecution.

    • @Anomaly188
      @Anomaly188 Před 4 lety +37

      @@longwoolcoat2266 No, Justice had the gears wreck Japan before the Crusades because their Ki harnessing abilities were deemed a threat.

    • @thatsmokerwasme
      @thatsmokerwasme Před 4 lety +24

      @@Anomaly188 Old comment but nope. That Man had justice blow it up to stop the Universal Will from coming into the world there.

  • @nomukun1138
    @nomukun1138 Před 3 lety +766

    1:35 Thank you for that extremely helpful translator's note.

    • @vanguarddawn
      @vanguarddawn Před 11 měsíci +28

      From everything I've seen from Guilty Gear, that's literally the best explanation of "Dandyism" we get. Dandyism is... dandyism. It's exactly that. Nobody knows what it means, but various characters follow it like doctrine.

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin Před 10 měsíci +7

      ​@@vanguarddawndandyism is a real concept from the 19th century

  • @edef1244
    @edef1244 Před rokem +68

    1:12 the whiplash of seeing the way he becomes in strive, and then being met with this

    • @Quazawe
      @Quazawe Před rokem +16

      GEE SPOTTO

    • @underplague6344
      @underplague6344 Před rokem +8

      What depression (and getting your soul ripped out too i guess) does to a man

  • @jinhunterslay1638
    @jinhunterslay1638 Před 4 lety +3194

    1:57 a surprisingly cute sounding voice o_O

    • @roshenhaglensfield
      @roshenhaglensfield Před 4 lety +348

      It's always the kuuderes man

    • @Phantom_Gabriel
      @Phantom_Gabriel Před 4 lety +143

      Yeah it's sounds good... Alright that sounded weird haha what can say I've got a thing for dark skin anime girls (don't ask why)

    • @roshenhaglensfield
      @roshenhaglensfield Před 4 lety +243

      @@Phantom_Gabriel It's alright man, you can say it. In fact, I'll say it for you.
      *Ahem*
      Hentai

    • @SomeRandomDude821
      @SomeRandomDude821 Před 4 lety +61

      @@roshenhaglensfield
      Now you have my attention. Do you have any good numbers?

    • @luisgregoriopadilla9553
      @luisgregoriopadilla9553 Před 4 lety +5

      NICE!

  • @microwavevibes5900
    @microwavevibes5900 Před 4 lety +1936

    3:03
    *N O T B A D*

  • @jojogacha974
    @jojogacha974 Před 2 lety +158

    I love how with dizzy it’s her mercy side and the murder side is like “ok I might kill people but bro. That’s fucked up”

  • @l.a.g3098
    @l.a.g3098 Před rokem +23

    0:20
    "In this world... I still have much to discover."
    *Ky, explain yourself.*

  • @fummaverda
    @fummaverda Před 6 lety +7617

    "Is This a new World?" *Dio Brando Intensifies*

  • @muhammadnaufalw1822
    @muhammadnaufalw1822 Před 5 lety +855

    0:33
    My friend : i thought you're watching guilty gear videos
    Me : i am

  • @tazmania7785
    @tazmania7785 Před 3 lety +434

    "These foreigners are scary" -Baiken
    2:18 That's what she literally said lmao 😂😂😂

    • @rico-fs1cr
      @rico-fs1cr Před 3 lety +15

      Japan is known for it's introverted culture.

    • @kingofroses302
      @kingofroses302 Před 2 lety

      "These white folk are dangerous"

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 Před 3 měsíci

      *ELPHELT:* I...! I'm going to explode!

  • @SkullEater78
    @SkullEater78 Před 3 lety +113

    0:33 I had to be punished for watching this without earphones

    • @maniacaal
      @maniacaal Před 3 lety +27

      Why would you even consider watching a Japanese voice acted fighting game video, specifically one about getting a finger jabbed up someone's posterior, without headphones?

    • @AquaAF
      @AquaAF Před 2 lety +8

      @@maniacaal I just so happened to play it on speakers...

  • @ERRORDownBad
    @ERRORDownBad Před 4 lety +3306

    Nobody:
    The sound my Dead Cat makes every time when it’s 3 AM:
    0:26

  • @john-gh5yo
    @john-gh5yo Před 4 lety +2580

    3:20 best face ever

    • @redddrago5198
      @redddrago5198 Před 4 lety +120

      A B S O L U T E L Y
      D I S G U S T I N G

    • @aweragedealsenjoyer1479
      @aweragedealsenjoyer1479 Před 3 lety +170

      3:27 better

    • @KaguraHibachi
      @KaguraHibachi Před 3 lety +31

      @@aweragedealsenjoyer1479 Eh, Baiken, Johnny, Raven, Bedman, Ky's voicelines, I-No's voicelines, and Elphelt got me to laugh, Answer is literally one of the worst ones, didn't make me chuckle and the voicelines weren't funny, he looks sick not surprised, shocked, or liking it, Baiken has the best face, it just looks disgusting

    • @aweragedealsenjoyer1479
      @aweragedealsenjoyer1479 Před 3 lety +13

      @@KaguraHibachi i dead on answer face, also Chipp and raven was great

    • @dr.awkward9811
      @dr.awkward9811 Před 3 lety +5

      I think Jam's is funnier.

  • @MagicalGirlContractor
    @MagicalGirlContractor Před 3 lety +136

    fucking Leos had me crying cuz to me it seemed like he was way more concerned with anyone finding out than stopping faust

  • @pedroian5964
    @pedroian5964 Před 11 měsíci +63

    Ramlethal: A being made solely for destruction and chaos, with no real emotions or thought of her own for the most part
    Also Ramlethal: 1:57

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Před 10 měsíci +16

      Sol was helping her learn about emotions, I expect her to start asking him questions after this one

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 Před 2 měsíci +1

      "Haaah~?"

    • @renchikun
      @renchikun Před měsícem +1

      Uaaaaa〜

    • @MeatbagSlayer
      @MeatbagSlayer Před měsícem +1

      Poor girl fucking blue screened.

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 Před měsícem

      I wish I could tell you what she says after that... umm..."distressed squeak".

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 Před 4 lety +828

    It's so hard Bedman feels it through his bed.

  • @Randomerr0r
    @Randomerr0r Před 4 lety +936

    Me: I need an Adult
    Faust: I am an adult

  • @alangator4744
    @alangator4744 Před 3 lety +129

    Faust is simply a blessing to this game

  • @n.b.m2017
    @n.b.m2017 Před 2 lety +67

    This man had his fingers in the whole roster.

    • @m4y013
      @m4y013 Před 2 lety +11

      Even himself

  • @EnvyMizuhashi
    @EnvyMizuhashi Před 6 lety +1395

    One of the best lines is exclusive to the SIGN dub.
    Slayer: *MY ONE WEAKNESS?!?!?!*

    • @TheMoonHut
      @TheMoonHut Před 6 lety +84

      Agreed. That move is definitely the best part of the dub, at least I think so!

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 5 lety +82

      "Injecting love!"

    • @53Spawn
      @53Spawn Před 5 lety +33

      The dub made this attack landing infinitely better imo. And is one reason Ill never let Sign leave my side.

    • @redgrave4492
      @redgrave4492 Před 4 lety +6

      I hope they try to dub the one coming in 2020

    • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
      @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 Před 4 lety

      I had no idea, that's amazing.

  • @JoninJordan
    @JoninJordan Před 4 lety +1582

    3:27 The sound of, and look on Answer's face wounds me everytime.

  • @Loispealz34
    @Loispealz34 Před 3 lety +177

    Dizzy is so pure, we got undine taking one for the team

  • @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP
    @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP Před rokem +208

    Most fighters: *_N O_*
    Raven, I-NO, Faust: *_Y E S_*
    Ramlethal, Haehyun: w h a t
    Ky: *_M A Y B E_*

    • @MeatbagSlayer
      @MeatbagSlayer Před měsícem +3

      Ky: This better not awaken anything in me...fuck...

    • @MrXiammet
      @MrXiammet Před měsícem +2

      ​@@MeatbagSlayer Same for Axl

  • @firengel2807
    @firengel2807 Před 6 lety +572

    2:07
    I love how it sounds like Sin's voice actor is gradually moving his mounth away from the recording mic xD

  • @FlyShyGuy007
    @FlyShyGuy007 Před 6 lety +1742

    Kakashi Sensei would be proud

  • @julz19
    @julz19 Před 3 lety +151

    the love and care the devs put into this franchise man. Artisinal!

  • @Dastankbeets9486
    @Dastankbeets9486 Před 3 lety +343

    3:19 obviously the best

  • @crystalraider5785
    @crystalraider5785 Před 6 lety +278

    1:29 *REFEREE, WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING?!*

  • @kiracomfortinghishomie8351
    @kiracomfortinghishomie8351 Před 4 lety +340

    15% of the damage dealt by the attack is the fingers. The other 85% is for the humilliation.

  • @MissCircle616
    @MissCircle616 Před 2 lety +94

    Raven: Harder daddy
    Faust: What?
    Raven: You heard what i said.

  • @NguyenHoang-mo7hs
    @NguyenHoang-mo7hs Před 2 lety +44

    3:00 When Kum is hit, the warning is Ey-ro in Korean, which probably means Error, but the note in English below is Emergency.

  • @fenris5932
    @fenris5932 Před 5 lety +909

    The fact that about 1/3 of this cast is begrudgingly down with this and Ky fucking Kiske is one of them is why Guilty Gear has one of the best casts in all fighting games

    • @Sparking_Ram
      @Sparking_Ram Před rokem +170

      Dizzy pegs Ky, no changing my mind.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Před rokem +121

      @@Sparking_Ram well, i'm sorry to say, but he said that he has much more to discover in this world, meaning that this is a new experience for him

    • @Mr.Potato2900
      @Mr.Potato2900 Před rokem +1

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 that just means dizzy has yet to peg ky
      They are married, their still chances

    • @hamjuice345
      @hamjuice345 Před rokem

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 he and dizzy later had a talk, then..

    • @bubalackgaming8892
      @bubalackgaming8892 Před rokem +61

      @@Sparking_Ram What do you think her tail is for my guy

  • @fabianoalexandre1720
    @fabianoalexandre1720 Před 5 lety +468

    3:25 "These foreigners are scary" lol

    • @demochris1786
      @demochris1786 Před 4 lety +12

      Well she's from Japan and never explored anywhere else for as i remembered since plaster old guilty gear

    • @SuperLlama42
      @SuperLlama42 Před 4 lety +4

      @@demochris1786 She's been out of the Japanese colonies for at least 6 years.

    • @demochris1786
      @demochris1786 Před 4 lety +2

      @@SuperLlama42 really?

    • @SuperLlama42
      @SuperLlama42 Před 4 lety +3

      @@demochris1786 Six years have passed in-between the original game and Xrd.

    • @professionaltrashcan6758
      @professionaltrashcan6758 Před 3 lety

      Can we talk about her facial expression though?

  • @nick-brothwood
    @nick-brothwood Před 3 lety +59

    Undine: taking one for the team.
    Dizzy: huh?
    Necro: DAFUQ?!

    • @tcchip
      @tcchip Před 2 lety +5

      Well in past games Dizzy would literally bend over for Faust when she gets hit.

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood Před 2 lety +2

      @@tcchip HOLUP

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 2 lety +3

      @@tcchip Dizzy is only 8 years old, after all

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood Před 2 lety +3

      @@GiordanDiodato HOLUP!

  • @AmateurAnimations65
    @AmateurAnimations65 Před 3 lety +65

    90% of the roster: No, don't do it! No... Please... No that's not good! I'm a virgin...!
    Raven: Joke's on you I'm into that shit!

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 Před 6 lety +3914

    GEE SPOTU!

  • @TheDragonLord12341
    @TheDragonLord12341 Před 4 lety +123

    0:46 when you discover a new kink

  • @Maxler5795
    @Maxler5795 Před rokem +20

    i love how they grabbed the idea of answer always being on the phone and ran with it

  • @imscaredofcommunism4837
    @imscaredofcommunism4837 Před 2 lety +4172

    Bruh today I picked Faust against my 11 year old sister and acidentally did this move in the midle of a combo. It was a finishing move too. She was speechless.
    Edit:
    Me: Oh wow I forgot I commented here. That's a lot of likes! I wonder what the replies say...
    Replies:
    Me:🤨📷
    Edit2:GUYS I *DID NOT* DO THIS IRL
    Edit3:guys please stop...
    Edit4:Guys I have decided to check out this comment every now and then to see what my sus level is

  • @kiykno
    @kiykno Před 3 lety +550

    This is literally the first video i've seen about guilty gear, and i tell you, 1:50 i thought this lad was a granny.

    • @erizoh
      @erizoh Před 3 lety +112

      That's it, bedman is an old grandmother, and no one can make me think otherwise

    • @sonisayz5085
      @sonisayz5085 Před 2 lety +4

      Same bro

  • @trystanoliver4581
    @trystanoliver4581 Před 6 lety +882

    Johnny and Baiken's faces are pure gold.

    • @AquaticLotus7552
      @AquaticLotus7552 Před 6 lety +16

      Can't wait to photo copy them into something random and in the backround

    • @Redfire085
      @Redfire085 Před 6 lety +9

      I personally loved Zato's face

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 6 lety +31

      I dunno, Jam's face was priceless

    • @LemonMelonShork
      @LemonMelonShork Před 6 lety +2

      I posted a Picture of Baiken's face on Google+ and it's getting some +s and comments.

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 Před 5 lety +3

      But have you seen sin's post-attack sprite?

  • @spacemarine6212
    @spacemarine6212 Před 5 měsíci +6

    I love Raven's reaction to the impromptu prostate exam. Cause you know damn well he studied and is getting an A on the test.

  • @zelectrode3337
    @zelectrode3337 Před 2 lety +37

    Pretty much everyone: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
    I-No: *Oh...~*
    Baiken: I don't get paid enough for this shit...
    Raven: **LENS FLARE**

  • @CheeboRat
    @CheeboRat Před 6 lety +557

    3:04 not bad

  • @kaiser8773
    @kaiser8773 Před 6 lety +1046

    Never change Faust...never change

    • @1998jroy
      @1998jroy Před 4 lety +20

      Hmmmmm

    • @IronHawk96
      @IronHawk96 Před 3 lety +68

      This comment didn't age well

    • @thetoymaker1353
      @thetoymaker1353 Před 2 lety +10

      @@IronHawk96 I love the creepy doctor too... Allthough ı am not into this franchise for years so ı cant understand OG players but... I this too.

    • @daneverharen1694
      @daneverharen1694 Před rokem +9

      Faust then proceeded to change

    • @kaen0m0re
      @kaen0m0re Před rokem

      on god they will bring this back in the next game on GOD

  • @harryvpn1462
    @harryvpn1462 Před 3 lety +47

    2:21 best one

  • @ElSandwich777
    @ElSandwich777 Před rokem +16

    Venom's "That Cue Isn't Tournament Legal!"
    KILLED ME.

  • @ugjibii1155
    @ugjibii1155 Před 6 lety +257

    0:46 where have i heard that voice before...

  • @haqeeqee
    @haqeeqee Před 3 lety +949

    0:28 “Gomen-ne Johnny!!!”

    • @ADTribalChild
      @ADTribalChild Před 3 lety +17

      Wait a tick... Zeno?

    • @crpineo
      @crpineo Před 3 lety +147

      From what I can vaguely recall from things I may have overheard while passing by, May, and pretty much all the other little girls on her crew, all have a crush on Johnny
      It's not really something that I felt should be looked into

    • @Discoveryman29
      @Discoveryman29 Před 3 lety +95

      @@crpineo as far as i remember all the girl on johnny' ship are orphan and are named after months from jan to December with may being a huge simp for him but too young for him anyway

    • @crpineo
      @crpineo Před 3 lety +17

      @@Discoveryman29 none of which really contradicts what I said, but the chances that all the girls had month names...something is somewhat suspicious there...

    • @Mecha_Marv
      @Mecha_Marv Před 3 lety +53

      @@crpineo lorewise he gave them their names by the month he adopted them.

  • @kiu8273
    @kiu8273 Před 2 lety +24

    I love how 4 fingers striking the ass takes half of your hp

  • @Devilcakes
    @Devilcakes Před 3 lety +25

    "In this world.... I still have much to discover." This was not the time.

    • @Devilcakes
      @Devilcakes Před 3 lety +1

      I do like how Faust is over the top regardless.

  • @munithekid3496
    @munithekid3496 Před 6 lety +418

    This could be perfectly the name of a series "Stimulating fists of annihilation: Opening of an obscure world"

  • @medhathobo
    @medhathobo Před 4 lety +324

    That's hilarious that Undyne is the one who gets hit in Dizzy's animation. Makes sense but damn I didn't expect it.

  • @LaMiaSorte
    @LaMiaSorte Před rokem +66

    I love how May just calmly says "There is no god" at 0:31

  • @Sceppyo
    @Sceppyo Před 3 lety +72

    I love Raven’s, the face of “I’ve been alive for a thousand years, is this what you think will stimulate me?

  • @solblackguy
    @solblackguy Před 6 lety +269

    Ky low-key liked it

  • @SethValentine100
    @SethValentine100 Před 6 lety +814

    Faust is best joke character.
    Prove me wrong.

  • @alexwoods8927
    @alexwoods8927 Před 2 lety +25

    So Milia, I-no, Faust and Raven are apparently all for it..... especially Raven lol

  • @archie927
    @archie927 Před 3 lety +67

    love how faust straight up says “g spot”

  • @iota-09
    @iota-09 Před 5 lety +163

    1:09
    Oh c'mon chipp, everyone knows proctoscopy is a perfectly legal medical operation.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 4 lety +13

      actually he says "MY ASS!!"
      uploader mistranslated it.

  • @MappyTheSquire
    @MappyTheSquire Před 6 lety +791

    Raven: "I'm well acquainted with this."
    Me: ... Oh... OH.
    OOOOOHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO

    • @Lenoh
      @Lenoh Před 6 lety +110

      He probably doesn't even use lube because the pain turns him on.
      Sleep well >;D

    • @MappyTheSquire
      @MappyTheSquire Před 6 lety +6

      Lenoh dude same

    • @zwreida234
      @zwreida234 Před 6 lety +26

      i assume that's meant to be in relation to the giant metal spike penetrating his face

    • @Lenoh
      @Lenoh Před 6 lety +25

      @Dehkriel: When Venom has an "Only HE can touch me there!" in Guilty Gear X, there's precedence for Raven to be a cock-hungry bottom.

    • @TheMoonHut
      @TheMoonHut Před 6 lety +8

      Is it really at all surprising, though?

  • @freshlymemed5680
    @freshlymemed5680 Před 3 lety +17

    Ky: "In this world... I still have much to discover"
    ...
    Sounds like Dizzy's going to need to put that tail to use... or Necro...

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii Před 2 lety +18

    Zato-1 and the Kiskes act like something is being sexually awakened in their buttholes.
    Meanwhile, Raven's like "yup, this is how I roll."

  • @ryujin9727
    @ryujin9727 Před 6 lety +476

    *How it feels to chew five gums*
    Stimulate your senses.

    • @LemonMelonShork
      @LemonMelonShork Před 6 lety +22

      How it'll feel to chew *F I V E* gum...
      *3:19*
      New *F I V E* gum. Experience can vary.

    • @IDESTROYER236
      @IDESTROYER236 Před 2 lety +1

      Something else got stimulated.

  • @ocean_booi
    @ocean_booi Před 4 lety +645

    0:45 I know that voice where ever I hear it,
    *DIO!*

    • @jeboss2714
      @jeboss2714 Před 3 lety +47

      IS FUCKING DIO

    • @DarrylWhiteYT
      @DarrylWhiteYT Před 3 lety +65

      Also 2:21 is Speedwagon

    • @titanium6737
      @titanium6737 Před 3 lety +12

      Is this a JoJo reference!!!1!1!??1!!1?

    • @dylndaviln3091
      @dylndaviln3091 Před 3 lety +7

      @@DarrylWhiteYT THATS why he sounded so familiar

    • @Risuuft
      @Risuuft Před 3 lety +3

      "is this the new world" NEW THE WORLD?! WHERE

  • @che.rry_k1sses
    @che.rry_k1sses Před 2 lety +17

    this is a canon way of knowing whether a character is into sodomy or not lol.

  • @jotabeas22
    @jotabeas22 Před 3 lety +16

    We Faust mains are, in the end, mere explorers of the Lewd Dimension. The Universal Will bent us towards the New World.