The joke is that they slept together 10 years ago and the guy still remembers and thinks there's chemistry between them, but the girl doesn't remember at all, and when the guy finally tells her, she remembers and bursts out laughing, because the cringy interview suddenly makes sense but for her the affaire was a super forgettable experience and she feels bad for the guy. Of course, this is a sketch, not a real conversation.
Yes, she's like "you have got to be kidding me". Maybe he was, he looks so crestfallen that his dominance strategy failed completely. Could be a sketch. Should be a sketch!
he: *moves chair* "can you do this?" / "ooh yes, I always go down and you really shouldn't do that. I give you tips." *touches arm* / her: "...yes." him: "it's from boxing also, ofcours" *touches leg* / *she laughs* he: "don't you remember?" her:"that was real funny!" *gibberish during laughter*
Like it often does actually. Look at "Control" main character for instance. There are many examples of ugly main characters in western games (Returnal, Last of us part 2, Freya in God of War ...) Japanese games are the only ones actually making good looking character based on real model (Ashley from RE4 for instance, Quiet from MGSV, Death Stranding characters) because they aren't afraid of beauty.
It’s like the reverse of that time when people cried in disbelief about lara being too pretty for a tomb raider in the remaster but it’s in fact the devs trying to make it look more like the real life model for her. I always felt something was off about alloy greyjoi’s looks just as a personal perspective
My philosophy teacher in russian university is into Game Studies and he says that devs try to make women in games more courageous and tough. He showed this actress from Horizon Zero Dawn as an example. IRL she is so feminine and cute, lol.
Yo the waffle house I go to has the sweetest sweet tea imaginable. It’s literally like I’m drinking liquid sugar. It’s so sweet I feel sick after drinking it.
@@Mart-E12 idk if it’s disrespectful, but I think it was just a stylish choice to only base it off her, not be completely similar. Plus Aloy looks fine, she’s just not gorgeous. And I don’t think it’s dumb people want pretty women and men in games, it’s human nature to want beauty in games.
Translation for the non-Dutch speaking folks (with actions to indicate the timing): Pepijn: *whips chair* 'oh yeah but I always go down, "oh but you're not supposed to do that", and I give you hints' Hannah: 'yeah...' Pepijn: 'that's also because of the boxing, of course' *strokes knee* Hannah: *starts laughing* Pepijn: 'you don't remember?' Hannah: 'that was very funny!' *slaps knee and laughs more* '(I don't know what she says next, even though I'm Dutch lol)' EDIT: yeah don't worry folks, it doesn't make sense to me either. I'm pretty sure this clip has been take out of context
I don't speak Dutch, but that super uncomfortable body language is pretty universal. Edit: Every couple days someone informs me that this is, in fact, a good natured bit between two talented actors. Actors so talented that they can do things like convey uncomfortable body language to someone who doesn't even speak their language, and do it so convincingly that I didn't initially realize it's a bit. Bravo! I'm leaving that comment the way it is, just read it in an impressed tone instead of a disgusted one from now on. Cheers.
Guerrilla Games actually made a great choice for Aloy: Hannah Hoekstra's look and Ashly Burch's voice, along with those primitive-looking suits. 10/10 conbination
@@g4meboy13 What. I'd say she has a more detailed face, so we can see how wide it really it (I have a friend with a similar face, and she's not fat at all), plus her skin is more irritated. She's living in the post-apocalypse for fuck's sake. I've seen someone "correct" her by putting on make up. I don't understand. What the fuck do you guys expect
She's a great actress! First saw her in a movie called App, but there's alot she's been in that's worth a watch. Some of them are dubbed in english, but the native language with subtitles are alot better, expecially for her performances. One to watch! ;)
Gotta love how Aloy looks nothing like her, yet Kojima using the same tech can make everyone in Death Stranding exactly like their real life models. Oh well.
@@K4113B4113 so are you naturally an ass towards random people online or is that just because you feel cool behind a computer 🤦 I mean really dude I give a girl a compliment and you just had to be the random idiot that felt the need to show his stupidity like a drunk uncle at a party like was questioning if i ever got a girl really necessary but hey just to let you know I have a gf before in my life dude if it really bothers you that much 🤷
1: do you know that? 1: when you go down, and what you don't gotta do, and giving tips... only with boxing tho 2: yeh 2: starts laughing 1: you remember right? 2: yeah, that was just very funny
Anne Hathaway's Irish with some French and German in her background. Conclusion: Hannah Hoekstra's features are of Irish origin. (15% of Irish people are redheads, too, so that fits.)
A cover up, no pun intended. Women age and tend to bloat after pregnancy. If it didn't have anything to do with either of those, the only other explanation would be a PR stunt considering the IP was losing steam. BioShock pulled the same thing when they told us "Don't focus on the boobs" with Infinite. Remember how well that game went?
@@AZchan9woah calm down Jamal. Dont pull out the 9. it seems like you've never watched one of these shows. The interviewee is usually somewhat in on it and knows going in that it will be uncomfortable.
I can't believe she's 35 years old... Also, yes, super-mega-hyper cute. EDIT: YES, I know already that she was not 35 during that interview. How attractive she looks is completely dependent on one's personal taste, so I just stated how she looks to me. And yes, I know people are still quite young in their mid-30's (or late 20's), but she simply looked to me to be far younger than 35/28/27 years old. Please, people, let''s not have pointless debates on the subjective value of a person's appearance. :P
NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear gor
@@jesserogalski1402 yeah if you played forbidden west, you’d see they didn’t really change her look at all. just updated the graphics. all the outrage at the trailer was (stupid) over one bad angle
I'm guessing this is like a Between two Ferns kinda skit, where he said/proposed something and she just laughed hysterically at it in disbelief to the point it destroyed him internally
Uh what's the movies name? Where there's this psychopath who does the same and another psychopath who helps this.. detective? Don't remember but ti was a sick movie, would be a great help lol
That "strange language" is called Dutch.. And she herself speaks it too. She isn't laughing at the "strange language" but at the fact the guy is acting like an idiot. And this is intentional btw... This was a small skit made for tv.
@@terenceneedham9064 Maybe it’s because in the apocalyptic future, no one really gives a shit how they look. Aloy DEFINITELY has time to throw make up on between fighting giant robot dinosaurs
@@ThallIsTheLaw First game she slimmer and feminine. No makeup, Now she looks like she's getting fat. i go to the gym and when i see girls with the same body types as aloy, none of them have fat heads. no fat shaming just facts.
She was in cocaine Bear
WAT
@@ArcteryxBetaLT she was in the opening scene
how are you pinned lmfao
@@Ocarinaa why would they not be pinned?....
Definitive
The joke is that they slept together 10 years ago and the guy still remembers and thinks there's chemistry between them, but the girl doesn't remember at all, and when the guy finally tells her, she remembers and bursts out laughing, because the cringy interview suddenly makes sense but for her the affaire was a super forgettable experience and she feels bad for the guy. Of course, this is a sketch, not a real conversation.
Okay this is more cringe now than I thought it was
Is the relationship also q sketch??
Thx now i get it
What
You ok there, bud?
she aint "kinda" she's whole cute bro 😭
aloy so cute
@@FelipeMonicci The real thing is waaaay cuter
agreed bro
I don't understand this video. What is going on
"Halo effect " at work.
“Go ask her out, the worst she can do is say no.”
Her:
Hahaha true. But go ask her out (wrong gal in the horizon) the worst she can do is say yes sometimes... hehe
The worst she can do is laugh in your face!
I’m not gonna lie this is kind of awkward until she started laughing
Yes, she's like "you have got to be kidding me". Maybe he was, he looks so crestfallen that his dominance strategy failed completely. Could be a sketch. Should be a sketch!
@@MarkJones-gt2qd arent they actors?
@@MarkJones-gt2qd umm okay
She was hella uncomfortable with all the touching
@@Bbftbx1 It was. Took me back to the 70s. It was an intentional comedy sketch, apparently.
I feel like Dutch is what my dog hears when he listens to me talk. "Fliggenflooden walk garblegoodle chirpendoodle park"
That was Dutch? I was like what the hell were they talking about
he: *moves chair* "can you do this?" / "ooh yes, I always go down and you really shouldn't do that. I give you tips." *touches arm* / her: "...yes." him: "it's from boxing also, ofcours" *touches leg* / *she laughs* he: "don't you remember?" her:"that was real funny!" *gibberish during laughter*
golden, it feels creepywrong at first
Carai! Humilhou enn. Falou que é idioma de cachorro, então são todos um bando de animais?
Quanto ódio no coração, gente.
the last bit he hears as korean
she looks cuter than the actual video game character.
Like it often does actually. Look at "Control" main character for instance. There are many examples of ugly main characters in western games (Returnal, Last of us part 2, Freya in God of War ...)
Japanese games are the only ones actually making good looking character based on real model (Ashley from RE4 for instance, Quiet from MGSV, Death Stranding characters) because they aren't afraid of beauty.
Dina from TLOU2 as well.
@@jonathaningram8157 you're actually smoking crack dude
@@TheSlammuraiyou're blind af if you think Freyas ugly
@@raine-time you replied to the wrong person
What the heck, she's like 1000 times better looking real life than in the game
Welcome to modern gaming.
It’s like the reverse of that time when people cried in disbelief about lara being too pretty for a tomb raider in the remaster but it’s in fact the devs trying to make it look more like the real life model for her. I always felt something was off about alloy greyjoi’s looks just as a personal perspective
I didn't know they had beuty products in the post apocolypse...
My philosophy teacher in russian university is into Game Studies and he says that devs try to make women in games more courageous and tough. He showed this actress from Horizon Zero Dawn as an example. IRL she is so feminine and cute, lol.
Ugly fake feminists and the cucks who enable them, ie, western gaming in a nutshell.
I love how she turned her uncomfortableness into him being uncomfortable lol
No
No
Simps
Maybe it's a Sketch?
@@supremedak_god619 how? Dumbass
To a non-Dutch speaker, Dutch is how i imagine English would sound if we spoke sentences and words backwards
Dutch is not a language, Dutch is some god damn FAITH!
@@apathy1128 I have a P L A N
Hmmm.... I thought that was russian...
gggggffddfjhchbccfgv
@@harrypike5140 I HAD A GODDAMN PLAN
She’s “ *KINDA* “ cute?
Nah bro, she’s goddamn adorable.
Didn't you hear? According to the comments she's "ok", so you'll have to edit that post *sarcasm*
@@yellowblanka6058i didn’t get it?
@@andrjsjan4231social conformity moment
how on earth did devs turn that hot cutie into the abomination we see in the game omg?
@@yellowblanka6058 People who don't go outside have high standards
Her laugh is contagious. They both played it so well
Just to be clear she’s the character model, not the voice actress. That would be Ashly Burch.
Thank you for clarifying that 😎
I wonder how they did it so well in the Sequel.
Ashly also supplied the motion capture!
Aka Keg
hella cool
Calling her "kinda cute" is like calling McDonald's sweet tea "kinda sweet"
It’s like they poured 5 pounds of sugar into the tea when they were making it
Yo the waffle house I go to has the sweetest sweet tea imaginable. It’s literally like I’m drinking liquid sugar. It’s so sweet I feel sick after drinking it.
OR like calling McDonald’s sprite KINDA spicy
McDonald’s sweet tea 🔥bra
Anyone else add creamer to their sweet tea or just me
Man the model is so much better looking than the character.
I wish she looked like that in the game
lol 😄
Well idk if they could’ve put the exact likeness into the game. Might’ve been a bit uncanny
@@thataintfalco7106 many games do that. It's more disrespectful that they took her face and made her look chubby and uglier
@@Mart-E12 idk if it’s disrespectful, but I think it was just a stylish choice to only base it off her, not be completely similar. Plus Aloy looks fine, she’s just not gorgeous. And I don’t think it’s dumb people want pretty women and men in games, it’s human nature to want beauty in games.
@@thataintfalco7106 she looks fine in the first game, in the second she's like nicokado avocado
Kinda have to agree with several others, she isn't "kinda" cute, she's very.
She just VERY!
Why did they make her unappealing in the game tho?
@@flyingfrog7847 true made her face look like an eggplant.
Kinda average by Dutch standards. But Dutch girls are all kinda cute...
TALL THOUGH I'm 6'2 and I'll walk into girls my hight daily 🙃
She’s mid. She’s cool.. she’s eh..
what i understood from this video:
1. she's real fucking cute
2. dutch is hilarious, as always
Dutch is drunk German
@@lukec5623
And US Americans are discarded Europeans.🤣
@@TheSighingDutchman they're the religious people too extreme for Europe
@@TheSighingDutchman Didn't you start the slave trade?
@@coldwaterhunter8176
Me personally?
Nah, sorry dude...I've got an alibi 🙂
I finally watched this video, CZcams can stop recommending it now
Jokes on you. I watched it years ago when it first made it's rounds. It always finds the way back to your recommended.
She looks way better than the Horizon Zero Dawn character.
Uh what?
That Horizon character was modeled after nikado avocado
@@hulahula6182 haha .. nice one
Да, в жизни очень красивая
Yeah, because every female character on video games should be copies of models.
Translation for the non-Dutch speaking folks (with actions to indicate the timing):
Pepijn: *whips chair* 'oh yeah but I always go down, "oh but you're not supposed to do that", and I give you hints'
Hannah: 'yeah...'
Pepijn: 'that's also because of the boxing, of course' *strokes knee*
Hannah: *starts laughing*
Pepijn: 'you don't remember?'
Hannah: 'that was very funny!' *slaps knee and laughs more* '(I don't know what she says next, even though I'm Dutch lol)'
EDIT: yeah don't worry folks, it doesn't make sense to me either. I'm pretty sure this clip has been take out of context
Lol it makes no sense. Brilliant!
Dud what is that even suppose to mean like heavy sexual innuendo then boxing like what
I'm still confused. But I think that's the point.
She's basically says "you only box cuz your small dick ain't it."
thanx for the translation...you're truly a hero... A hero we didn't want, but needed.
I don't speak Dutch, but that super uncomfortable body language is pretty universal.
Edit: Every couple days someone informs me that this is, in fact, a good natured bit between two talented actors. Actors so talented that they can do things like convey uncomfortable body language to someone who doesn't even speak their language, and do it so convincingly that I didn't initially realize it's a bit. Bravo!
I'm leaving that comment the way it is, just read it in an impressed tone instead of a disgusted one from now on. Cheers.
Well it turned very comfortable if you ask me
dude is a sketch
They weren't kidding when they said Dutch was backwards English
Couldn’t even be bothered to watch a whole 37 seconds video before you got all woke?
@@pest5373 ??? How is picking up on body language, even if it's acting, being woke. Getting all offended over nothing aren't ya
Why oh why couldn't they make Aloy look closer to her. Breathtaking.
Why didn't they make the character look like her? She's fricken gorgeous
Her face in the beginning is priceless 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Her facial exprecion is either, pure confusion or high as fuck.
in the beninging
I give her 3$
@@MorsugioJr in de benningin
Guerrilla Games actually made a great choice for Aloy: Hannah Hoekstra's look and Ashly Burch's voice, along with those primitive-looking suits. 10/10 conbination
Well now she looks more like the guy in the interview. Her face looks fat now
@@g4meboy13 What.
I'd say she has a more detailed face, so we can see how wide it really it (I have a friend with a similar face, and she's not fat at all), plus her skin is more irritated. She's living in the post-apocalypse for fuck's sake. I've seen someone "correct" her by putting on make up. I don't understand. What the fuck do you guys expect
@@egnato1165 then they might as well add a believable survival system m8
Too bad Aloy in Forbidden West not even 10% close from the actual actress.
Yeah I'd love having aloy squat all over my face.
She's a great actress! First saw her in a movie called App, but there's alot she's been in that's worth a watch. Some of them are dubbed in english, but the native language with subtitles are alot better, expecially for her performances. One to watch! ;)
Gotta love how Aloy looks nothing like her, yet Kojima using the same tech can make everyone in Death Stranding exactly like their real life models. Oh well.
Even when you don’t understand what they were saying, you can just “feel” the awkwardness of the skit.
Bro how tf are you literally everywhere? Do you just watch CZcams 24/7 and comment on every video?
Ok dude, usually I just see you on smite content. Tell me the truth! Are you some kind of god damn psychic?
Something called acting.
It's almost like we're all the same species or something
@@daolord6206 me, i want to know how this dude have over 300k followers with just one video.
Wow never seen her outside the game shes actually adorable o.O
Yea she could get the
Respect
You know I’ve never heard someone good with women ever talk like that
@@K4113B4113 so are you naturally an ass towards random people online or is that just because you feel cool behind a computer 🤦 I mean really dude I give a girl a compliment and you just had to be the random idiot that felt the need to show his stupidity like a drunk uncle at a party like was questioning if i ever got a girl really necessary but hey just to let you know I have a gf before in my life dude if it really bothers you that much 🤷
she was programmed into the game how else you was expect her to look
@@K4113B4113 You're mad!
In Real Life shes beatiful in game she look Like shrek
aloy lives in the wild no shit she doesn’t look like her model
She is beautiful, sucks that they made her look like a troll in the second game
don’t even know what’s being said but her laugh combined with the knee and shoulder pats are priceless
1: do you know that?
1: when you go down, and what you don't gotta do, and giving tips... only with boxing tho
2: yeh
2: starts laughing
1: you remember right?
2: yeah, that was just very funny
I'm Dutch and I don't even know either
She laughed because of the subtitles in this video
@@mrmudkip269 they were probably high lol
I know. Had to rewind it twice 😂😂😂
His face after he touch her shoulder "She's not making it easy for me isn't she" 😂
Her reaction when he touch her knee,"what are you doing" 😂
Made me uncomfortable, and I'm just watching it.
dude's a creep. Get real
@@lesliesmith6718 American softy
@@AZchan9 it's a sketch
Neither of them said that tho...
she looks 10 times better than whatever the f the game developers decided to turn her into
they did her dirty in forbidden west
I saw her recent pictures and she reminded me of Anne Hathaway.
Conclusion: Anne Hathaway's features are Dutch origin.
They appear to be of Dutch Origin.
How do we stop it?
Anne Hathaway's Irish with some French and German in her background. Conclusion: Hannah Hoekstra's features are of Irish origin. (15% of Irish people are redheads, too, so that fits.)
@@MrBazBake So... not Dutch
Anne follows a corrupt feminist movement.
@@LSK2K 😂 It must be rough going through life so terrified of women.
She's definitely an elegant lady.
Is this a german adaptation of behind two ferns?
You got ‘elegant’ from this?
@@alchemistrpm82 exactly what the fuck I thought.😤😂😂😂
How the fuck did you get elegant from this?🤣 go and learn the meaning first.
@@jamestamz lol straight up what it felt like
Woman looks more Elf than all the Elves i saw in movies
How the hell did they manage to make Aloy so ugly in Forbidden West? This girl is smoking hot
A cover up, no pun intended. Women age and tend to bloat after pregnancy. If it didn't have anything to do with either of those, the only other explanation would be a PR stunt considering the IP was losing steam. BioShock pulled the same thing when they told us "Don't focus on the boobs" with Infinite. Remember how well that game went?
@@ramblincapuchin9075 huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh??? you smoked too much bruh :DD
Seems to me that guy was hitting on her while trying to act cool but ended up failing miserably, cracking her up non stop. 😂
It seems like he's doing a Swedish Between Two Ferns/Eric Andre Show type deal.
@@angusmarch1066 so he's joking about being a creep by being a creep .. still creepy, try again
@@AZchan9woah calm down Jamal. Dont pull out the 9. it seems like you've never watched one of these shows. The interviewee is usually somewhat in on it and knows going in that it will be uncomfortable.
@@angusmarch1066 it's Dutch....
Seems to me that it's clearly a sketch and y'all are terrible at reading situations
Man, she would easily blend in the LOTR movies as an elf. She literally has the beauty of a fantasy world elf.
And the ears.....
Worded like a true redditor. I commend you good sir! Take this updoot.
Sure it wasn’t just the ear?
Bruh
Yeah she’s Dutch
She looks better than Aloy in the game, quite a lot better.
I would prefer the game version to look just like her and no worse version of her.
She was 30 years old during that interview!
Impressive.
She looks like 18 lol
I can't believe she's 35 years old...
Also, yes, super-mega-hyper cute.
EDIT: YES, I know already that she was not 35 during that interview. How attractive she looks is completely dependent on one's personal taste, so I just stated how she looks to me. And yes, I know people are still quite young in their mid-30's (or late 20's), but she simply looked to me to be far younger than 35/28/27 years old.
Please, people, let''s not have pointless debates on the subjective value of a person's appearance. :P
Not that cute tho. She's ok
No way man…. She’s 35??? Looks like a teenager
To be fair that interview was 7 years ago, but yes she did look quite young for a 28 year old
Uh..."super-mega-hyper"...? Eeeaaasy now...easy
She looks kinda fat ngl
Honestly her ears sticking out of her hair at the beginning was pretty adorable. Just me...?
No, it's indeed everyone's fetishes
Not just you.
That means she’s an elf. Nice catch I didn’t see first time.
Don't worry Simpson, in a world of 8 billion, you're not alone.
Shes looking like an elf
She's super cute.....so why'd they ugly her down in the games?
cuz ugly feminists made the game
Because *_T H E M E S S A G E_*
Her name is Hannah Hoekstra, she is a Dutch actress. She is the face model in Horizon Zero Dawn for the character Aloy
She's not kinda, she is heavenly cute.
Welp she short hair now
@@Viscorl Even cuter.
Heavily simping
Yeah sure she’s cute if your type is petite women who look like teenagers
@@emma6648 that's what 70 percent of comment mean
😂
I can't express how much I love her laugh.
It's probably because there's not even one laughing dialogue for alloy when you think about it🤷♂️
@@alexfilemon3055 or her laugh ? looks cute
@@alexfilemon3055 lol
@@user-zx2et9lf8y yes absolutely
She is really cute but they made her look like Nikocado Avocado in the game, especially in the sequel
Omg that eye contact she gave in the beginning I fell in love
She's the definition of cute bruh
Not in my dictionary
@@darkmidnight818 L+ratio+maidenless+touch some grace
@@krishna3606 L + ironic + you fell off
@@darkmidnight818 start decomposing
The janky game animation didn’t do her face justice
The level of awkwardness in this skit is absolutely off the charts. Love it! Especially that ending. Humiliation is a universal language. 😏
misandrist tbh
@@gheetuio8640 she literally gave him the taste of his own medicine. Plus it's a comedy skit anyway lmao
@@gheetuio8640 ooh butthurt much
NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear gor
From now on this video will play in my mind every time I try to make a move
"Unrealistic beauty standards" my ass
Wait, that's alloy?
Man, she's gorgeous
They made her ugly in the new one
You wouldn't know from current day Aloy, unfortunately.
It's like the actresses face is a reference model, at best.
@@jesserogalski1402 she likes looks pretty much the same from the first game tho…
@@jesserogalski1402 yeah if you played forbidden west, you’d see they didn’t really change her look at all. just updated the graphics. all the outrage at the trailer was (stupid) over one bad angle
Ive seen videos and theres way too many 'bad angles' now, i guess.
Yes I get it she's super cute, stop recommending it to me youtube
I feel you, bro. >;(
CZcams is like that one guy who's got a crush and never shuts up about his crush.
She's cute? Lmao my bad I thought that was shit
You like it, shut up 🤓
This
She went through the process of goblinification to appear in a play station game.
I paused it at 0:05 and kinda just stared in awe for about 3 minutes.
I'm guessing this is like a Between two Ferns kinda skit, where he said/proposed something and she just laughed hysterically at it in disbelief to the point it destroyed him internally
Nope
Yeah, I’m thinking the same thing just from the way it’s framed, and also there’s two ferns in the corners
Reminds me of the Charlize Theron interview
Between Two _Bregner_
@@greggstomlette5604 that's exactly what I thought of. She was brutal lol.
Aloy
im here because of Aloy! :D
*Baeloy
haloy
Gayloy
Heyloy
I love her ear peeking out of her hair it's like cute
Her facial expression in the beginning is funnier than the laugh itself 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She's not kinda cute, she's adorable af.
I cant believe that such cutie as her dated to such a goblin as him.
@@microvvaveoven Right? 😂🤣
@@microvvaveovenlucky goblin 😈
@@microvvaveoven But he's cute too :(
I think she's basic
Welcome to another episode of: “What the f*ck did I just watch”
She looked so cute, awkward and totally off put in the beginning then turned into a demon at the end.
Even better
She is more attractive than Alloy
Far more
disagree,skinnier
For sure, LOL!
Girls don’t exist for yur attraction lol
@@little-mice223
Evolution says otherwise.
Later that day she murdered him and made an outfit out of his skin.
Hello there Leatherface!
Uh what's the movies name?
Where there's this psychopath who does the same and another psychopath who helps this.. detective?
Don't remember but ti was a sick movie, would be a great help lol
I like how bizarre the description is. "laughs at man speaking strange language" Bruh, she is Dutch, as is the man. It's literally her own language.
Why isn't she anywhere near that hot in the game? Are devs that jealous of a pretty lady these days?
When you try a stupid flirting method you saw online but she starts to laugh so hard your ego dies.
That’s a little specific
@@everythingpnw KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKJK yes
The pinned comment up there explained the actual sketch 😉
That literally was his ego dying lololo
Well at least it's better than her running away and calling the cops on you.
'Kinda cute' Um... No. She's not.
She's the cutest person on the face of the planet. Nothing less.
GeneralErica damn right you are
she's cute but she's don't look nothing like aloy
@@badreedinedjellali1328 Seriously? I think they look alike from the side at least..
buy glasses
Ok take it easy now
And the western devs couldn't help but make her in-game model unattractive.
They were probably intimidated by actual beauty.
I wonder what she thinks of her in game model looking like nikocado avacado
Cast her as a live action Aloy!! She’s perfect
Her English isn't very good.
She looks nothing like her though.
@@CrimsonIzanagi literally her face though
@@odious5317 how do you know?
@@CrimsonIzanagi how???
whole, the real life Alloy is even cuter than the one in game. Sheesh.
They are making her uglier and uglier in the game.
@@rudy1999 how
@@Bluchh By making her uglier and more masculine? They've already confirmed they were doing this about a year before the game was released.
@@TheStraightestWhitest they slimmed her face down in the final game and she looks fine
@@Bluchh These are what we know as trolls. Don't feed them.
"worst she can say is no"
That shoulder pat at the end though 😂
She's even cuter in real life :3
What we expected: This.
What we got: Nikocado Avocado.
lmao
*For me, was clearly a Stand battle, whe just can't see the Stands.*
She’s not kinda cute. She’s hella cute
I would say that she's HOT!
That’s a whole character development there. From extreme caution to complete dominance.
Totally😂
Her laugh is contagious lol
He thought the worst she could say is no.
I have never understood so little but so much at the same time
For him: sleeping with you 10 years ago was the highlight of my life
Her: Who are you?
This needs more upvotes so people who don’t understand can see
I'm amazed that they turned her into NikocadoAvocado
They literally didnt and if you cant see how beautiful aloy is then ur literally blind
How many people are saying that….
He learned it the hard way to not to mess with Aloy
Her smile is precious 🥺
The first 20 seconds of this video super creeped me out
0:20 I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE HER SMILE SO MUCH 🥰
The simps are out in full force it seems
@@201hastingsdoesn’t make you a simp for finding a woman attractive
i turned on captions and found out they planned to open a bookstore
0:17-😳
That "strange language" is called Dutch..
And she herself speaks it too.
She isn't laughing at the "strange language" but at the fact the guy is acting like an idiot.
And this is intentional btw... This was a small skit made for tv.
Ook echt ja, ze gebruikte gewoon een uno reverse card waardoor hij echt dacht van ‘sinds wanneer ben ik zo grappig’
I believe it is a joke. I do not speak Dutch and my eng is bad but I got the real reason and the vid sense of humor. lol
Good, cause I got weirded out
Sy wonder seker watter kak gaan aan in die man se kop. Hahha
Bro but can someone please translate what they werr saying
Too bad her real looks didn't carry on to the game...
Shes like an alternate universe emma watson
She's basically the dutch version of Emma Wattson
deutch?
@@rmanpojo8485 german mb
German? That was dutch or whatever but not german
Ho stop your horses, they are definitely speaking Dutch and not anything like sehr schöne Germans
German?? Come onnnnnn.
She is much more beautiful in life than her in game character. Not saying that Aloy is ugly though.
Na bro I think they purposely made her uglier in the game for feminist agendas maybe? Or some other bull
That's because God is a better designer than game developers
@@terenceneedham9064 Maybe it’s because in the apocalyptic future, no one really gives a shit how they look. Aloy DEFINITELY has time to throw make up on between fighting giant robot dinosaurs
@@ThallIsTheLaw First game she slimmer and feminine. No makeup, Now she looks like she's getting fat.
i go to the gym and when i see girls with the same body types as aloy, none of them have fat heads. no fat shaming just facts.
@@terenceneedham9064 yeah her head and cheeks are kind of pudgy in the game lol