Chaos Walking Review - YMS

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  • @born2hula325
    @born2hula325 Před 3 lety +3488

    The guy who literally only saw a single woman in his life was able to imagine up a crowd of them in perfect detail.

    • @ankhi3585
      @ankhi3585 Před 3 lety +333

      It would have been great If he didn't quite get them right. Like he'd mix Daisy Ridley's features with some of those of his fellow villagers.

    • @RandomPerson-gt1jt
      @RandomPerson-gt1jt Před 3 lety +358

      Imagine if he just created a crowd of Daisy Ridleys because he assumed all women looked the same

    • @callie8997
      @callie8997 Před 3 lety +50

      He could have seen women in other men’s thoughts, so he would know what they look like

    • @DmitryAbrakhmanov
      @DmitryAbrakhmanov Před 3 lety +41

      @Cristo Alba this probably was in Kaufman's script. Malkovich Malkovich vibes.

    • @coolidgedollar2154
      @coolidgedollar2154 Před 3 lety +33

      An outer space movie starring Daisy Ridley where the climax involves some bullshit remote projection of a person? Well, there's a first time for everything.

  • @taylordinney1484
    @taylordinney1484 Před 3 lety +4347

    Daisey Ridley being trapped on a planet with men who haven't seen a woman in years and have visible and audible thoughts should have been way more of a horror movie than whatever this was.

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg Před 3 lety +352

      Yeah but whatever the hell that movie would've been wouldn't have been accepted outside of tightly knit indie circles

    • @boiboi7717
      @boiboi7717 Před 3 lety +325

      @@TheBfutgreg it's something we'd bully Jay for watching on RLM

    • @loudgaydollars923
      @loudgaydollars923 Před 3 lety +18

      @@boiboi7717 lmao just what I was thinking

    • @brucecampbellschin8632
      @brucecampbellschin8632 Před 3 lety +10

      Good thing he didn't get to see the Star Wars trilogy.

    • @Vulgarth1
      @Vulgarth1 Před 3 lety +142

      If that was the focus of the movie, Daisy wouldn't have been offered the role. They'd need to cast somebody who could actually provoke those kinds of thoughts in a bunch of dudes.

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 Před 3 lety +2050

    If Daisy Ridley's character was sent to find survivors, _why did she run away from Tom Holland?!!?!_

    • @hunterofthebigfootwithinte5609
      @hunterofthebigfootwithinte5609 Před 3 lety +409

      She's scared of spiders

    • @momogugu5017
      @momogugu5017 Před 3 lety +52

      @@hunterofthebigfootwithinte5609 hey it’s a real psychological condition ok? Don’t disrespect us spider haters

    • @supremehare9893
      @supremehare9893 Před 3 lety +74

      @@momogugu5017 🕷🕸

    • @stephensmith7327
      @stephensmith7327 Před 3 lety +14

      Because she doesn't know if they've formed a aum shinrikyo style cult and doesn't want to end up fried in a Tin Can.

    • @jge8144
      @jge8144 Před 3 lety +9

      And steal from them?

  • @piai55
    @piai55 Před 3 lety +1718

    "Are your parents dead?"
    "Yes"
    "YOU DONT SEE MEE YELLING ABOUT *MY* PARENTS BEING DEAD"
    Wow, now that's what I call good writing.

    • @ReneAensland
      @ReneAensland Před 3 lety +8

      KEKW KEKW KEKW

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 Před 3 lety +64

      it can be good writing if the writter is trying to make her look childish and stupid

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 Před 3 lety +18

      @@suezuccati304 But this isn't very consistent behaviour, I'm assuming.

    • @juro7854
      @juro7854 Před 2 lety

      Yes, yes I killed your father. What is it with you women, anyway? I killed my father too and you don't hear me whining about it

  • @sonicshot55
    @sonicshot55 Před 3 lety +2085

    “So tell me about your mom”
    “She’s dead”
    “Yeah, so is mine. You don’t see me yelling about it”
    You brought it up, sorry it wasn’t a fantastic tale that the dude wanted to talk about.

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs Před 3 lety +79

      She says, borderline yelling it ~

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs Před 3 lety +185

      Also.... is she not aware of the all dead females thing at this point in the movie? What kind of answer did she expect from the dude who came from the village with only dudes? Why is she mad at an answer she didn’t deserve to a question she asked....... what the fuck is this character?!?!?!

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs Před 3 lety +34

      Gabriel Boorom what

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 Před 3 lety +62

      @Gabriel Boorom I don't think it's a case of sjw-ism, just shitty writing.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 Před 3 lety +17

      @Gabriel Boorom Somebody's insecure

  • @muscacholi
    @muscacholi Před 3 lety +1177

    When your villain is so uninteresting that you have to use dog murder to get the audience to care

    • @polverine7491
      @polverine7491 Před 3 lety +14

      Does that include the villain in John Wick?

    • @OBL1997
      @OBL1997 Před 3 lety +67

      @@polverine7491 that s kinda different since the dog murder is the catalyst of the entire plot

    • @thechosenjuan8776
      @thechosenjuan8776 Před 3 lety +7

      honestly I don't even care about the dog murder because I'm not giving the movie the luxury of having an effective crutch

    • @IronFreakV
      @IronFreakV Před 3 lety +23

      @Cristo Alba Nah, Araki just hates dogs

    •  Před 3 lety +23

      Tbh this movie is so bad that it's literally the first time in my life I saw a dog die in a movie and felt nothing

  • @starryiee
    @starryiee Před 3 lety +1569

    I got invited to see this movie with some friends who won free tickets. A funny part that Adam didn't mention is that before the guy and the girl get on the boat, the girl is freaking out saying "BUT I CAN'T SWIM!!" and the guy reassures her "Don't worry, we'll stay on the boat!". So afterwards, when it capsizes and the girl is thrashing around in the water, the guy yells to her "JUST SWIM TO THE BOAT!!"

    • @starryiee
      @starryiee Před 3 lety +185

      Also, another thing that Adam kind of glanced over is that the main guy has no motivation to "help" the girl in the beginning. He doesn't know why she escaped from the mayor, he doesn't know the pestertown's plan to take over the spaceship and I cannot recall a single time that she tells him anything (and she doesn't have any time to do so until they actually escape together [which is another really stupid thing because the pestertown men had every advantage and literally stood around watching them escape]). He also doesn't know that they killed the women until the end and, aside from the bully, he seems to trust them (which is shown when he goes straight to the mayor to tell him about the spaceship at the beginning).
      It's SUCH A MESS.

    • @TheGameBroswithSirhcandAr0n
      @TheGameBroswithSirhcandAr0n Před 3 lety +64

      "You know that thing you told me you can't do, just do it now" that's terrible and also amazing

    • @curlypuff
      @curlypuff Před 3 lety +50

      @@zwan1886 if you dont know how and you're panicking you will probably drown

    • @curlypuff
      @curlypuff Před 3 lety +65

      @@Ten_Thousand_Locusts what? people who weren't taught? Or ever been near water?

    • @AdviceFromAHipoCrite
      @AdviceFromAHipoCrite Před 3 lety +4

      Yet some how she can parkour and drive a motercycle🤣🤣🤣😭🥲😐😞

  • @blaisetelfer8499
    @blaisetelfer8499 Před 3 lety +3786

    It was quite tasteless how Tom Holland kept thinking the N word whenever a Black character walked by

  • @StevenRichter
    @StevenRichter Před 3 lety +3023

    That clip of a man Tokyo Drift-ing a horse down a waterfall 10/10.

  • @Agrellar
    @Agrellar Před 3 lety +726

    From what little I know about the book, I think the main guy just jumps that alien and starts drowning them, and the alien is scared, trying to get away from this psycho. That's why the girl gets mad and gets on her anti murder soap box. In this though they made the alien attack first, so Tom Holland is justified defending himself and Daisy Ridley comes out looking stupid.

    • @calcumalators
      @calcumalators Před 3 lety +163

      In the book Todd attacks the alien because he spent his whole life learning they're monsters and he's scared. It's only after he stabs it and his panic subsides that he realises the alien was weaker than him and that the alien was scared too. Todd himself realises that what he did was wrong and is incredibly remorseful for what he did

    • @Agrellar
      @Agrellar Před 3 lety +45

      @@calcumalators Ahhh, that sounds interesting.

    • @iamcuttlefish
      @iamcuttlefish Před 2 lety +16

      @@Agrellar the book series is actually excellent, i highly reccomend it

    • @ivanschweizer9146
      @ivanschweizer9146 Před rokem +2

      How is the twist handled? Because it would seem a weakness in the books as well.

  • @jamieblair4141
    @jamieblair4141 Před 3 lety +755

    Todd believing everything he is told makes a lot more sense when he is 13 like he's supposed to be, not 23

    • @wizardmeanie5704
      @wizardmeanie5704 Před 3 lety +96

      LMAO you telling me the main guy lead is actually 13? Actually that checks out with multiple book to movie adaptations (im looking at you percy jackson)

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 Před 2 lety +50

      @@wizardmeanie5704 and the girl is quiet and mysterious in the book... Which he dislikes a lot, worse than people projecting harm into his mind.

    • @FishMr3
      @FishMr3 Před 2 lety +57

      @@wizardmeanie5704 in the book it's a month before his 13th birthday on a planet where the years have 13 months, so he's about 14 in Earth years at the beginning of the story.

    • @DauthEldrvaria
      @DauthEldrvaria Před 2 lety +11

      Why did this do this? They ruined such a wonderful book. Please someone tell me?

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 Před 2 lety +16

      @@DauthEldrvaria A bunch of "because if we change this detail it'll appeal to more people and make more money".

  • @covereye5731
    @covereye5731 Před 3 lety +1906

    Why would someone who only grew up around people that can communicate with thought, even talk at all? Talking is just more energy and you should be fully focused on controlling your thoughts at that point.

    • @talic-os5899
      @talic-os5899 Před 3 lety +90

      Dude, my thoughts are a mess, I don't think it would be good to communicate thru them

    • @covereye5731
      @covereye5731 Před 3 lety +22

      @Solid Snake Most parents can't talk with their thoughts. Even if speaking it first would help the child learn the words, I think by the time you are a teenager you would have no reason to do so.

    • @smugy_7070
      @smugy_7070 Před 3 lety +7

      @@talic-os5899 i belive this was general explination in the book from memory

    • @danielli9046
      @danielli9046 Před 3 lety +6

      @Solid Snake they're in a completely new world, it wouldn't be surprising for things to change

    • @Haterator
      @Haterator Před 3 lety +47

      Why did no one think about sex? Or murder? Or all kinds of shit? You know, like poeple do all day, think about all sorts of stuff.

  • @disgruntledcashier503
    @disgruntledcashier503 Před 3 lety +983

    How does a movie with a $100 million budget look like it was made in the woods behind someone's house with leftover costumes from a community theatre production of Oklahoma?

    • @Blurillaz
      @Blurillaz Před 3 lety +126

      Hollywood movies are just vehicles to launder money.

    • @chriswong630
      @chriswong630 Před 3 lety +76

      Most of the money in the budget probably went to Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley’s paycheck

    • @YeTheGOATNoCap
      @YeTheGOATNoCap Před 3 lety +41

      It all went to the 2 lead actors and Mads Mikkelson.

    • @arnold20139
      @arnold20139 Před 3 lety +12

      @@chriswong630 Don’t forget the budget also went for Nick Jonas as well.

    • @salehali9541
      @salehali9541 Před 3 lety +19

      Nick jonas, tom holland are prettt expensive at this point, and star wars girl is unfortunately getting the hayden treatment where she won't find good roles and be stuck to crappy flops until no one will ever remember her. That's how it is in hollywood.

  • @misterguyman9669
    @misterguyman9669 Před 3 lety +834

    **Mercury Rising**
    **Jupiter Ascending**
    **Chaos Walking**
    What is up with these titles?

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris Před 3 lety +130

      imagine all they could do if they used Uranus

    • @davidgatsby3775
      @davidgatsby3775 Před 3 lety +309

      @@ohnoitschris Uranus Expanding?

    • @chrisdaughen5257
      @chrisdaughen5257 Před 3 lety +77

      @@davidgatsby3775 Uranus Twerking

    • @rabbitman8535
      @rabbitman8535 Před 3 lety +47

      @@davidgatsby3775 this is literally the best thing ever

    • @Gunth0r
      @Gunth0r Před 3 lety +63

      Pluto Downgrading

  • @MelinaHolmes101
    @MelinaHolmes101 Před 3 lety +477

    I loved the series of books that this film was made after. I remember actually talking to Patrick Ness, the author, at a school book gathering and him explaining how he would never sell the rights to make a movie because he didn't think a film would be able to recreate his ideas correctly. I wonder how much money he was offered to prove himself right...

    • @gingganggoolie
      @gingganggoolie Před 3 lety +65

      I loved the books too. So much of the story was in Todd's head, it really really doesn't translate well to film

    • @kenneth465
      @kenneth465 Před 3 lety +8

      They could’ve made it into a trilogy like the Maze Runner ones. Or any film Franchise based on Books. But it seems like it’s not going to happen 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @SlenWash
      @SlenWash Před 3 lety +5

      If I could like this comment twice, I would.

    • @wrockage
      @wrockage Před 2 lety +12

      i'm glad you shared this, that the books were good. because listening to the concept for a film it doesn't make any sense at all.

    • @KinseySwartz
      @KinseySwartz Před 2 lety +58

      @@wrockage One thing to keep in mind is that in the books, the Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley characters are only twelve years old. Turning them into adults completely ruined the concept.

  • @ZaGorudan
    @ZaGorudan Před 3 lety +1241

    "Daisy Ridley escapes from Tom Holland" is the best misreading, glad that was kept in.

    • @GANVedits
      @GANVedits Před 3 lety +3

      how is that misreading? he referred to them as their actor's name all the time

    • @RUSHYRUSHY39
      @RUSHYRUSHY39 Před 3 lety +48

      @@GANVedits It was supposed to be escapes *with* Tom Holland, not from lol

    • @GANVedits
      @GANVedits Před 3 lety +4

      @@RUSHYRUSHY39 oh, mb

    • @randomjunkohyeah1
      @randomjunkohyeah1 Před 3 lety +32

      @Brian Babin
      Is this a meme reference or just embarrassing?

    • @battleupsaber462
      @battleupsaber462 Před 3 lety +53

      @Brian Babin ok man, you can dislike the new star wars movies without sounding like an incel

  • @INTERNALSERVERERROR500
    @INTERNALSERVERERROR500 Před 3 lety +572

    "Oh hey, we killed that dude's mom, haha."
    Best line out of the movie.

    • @lezard2102
      @lezard2102 Před 3 lety +28

      also "ha ha my dad killed your mom hahahaaa"

    • @chano6555
      @chano6555 Před 3 lety +3

      @Deniz Metin T. watch the aladin review 🥰 also the walking dead series from forever ago

  • @patrickpreston3904
    @patrickpreston3904 Před 3 lety +3308

    Adam, you can’t just give every Charlie Kaufman script a 10.

    • @lpj2216
      @lpj2216 Před 3 lety +70

      Yms: "is that a challenge?"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +16

      I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear pp

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 Před 3 lety +44

      @@AxxLAfriku So you have half a friend?

    • @micktyler6579
      @micktyler6579 Před 3 lety +1

      He can for HE HAS THE POWER

    • @Grgrqr
      @Grgrqr Před 3 lety +24

      @@AxxLAfriku how did your life decisions lead you here?

  • @SpikeRosered
    @SpikeRosered Před 3 lety +454

    Being an actor sounds like such a crap shoot. You do your scenes and just hope the filmmakers put it together in some kind of cohesive structure, but you never know.

    • @MrSoopSA
      @MrSoopSA Před 3 lety +54

      This movie is the perfect example of what happens when the gamble doesn’t pay off.

    • @kossettereaditte7552
      @kossettereaditte7552 Před 3 lety +21

      They still make hundreds of thousands regardless so they come fine usually

    • @hairglowingkyle4572
      @hairglowingkyle4572 Před 3 lety +25

      Literally the first Star Wars movie

    • @Schrodinger_
      @Schrodinger_ Před 2 lety +3

      Actors can read the script and choose whether they want to be involved or not.

    • @disgruntledcashier503
      @disgruntledcashier503 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Schrodinger_ Not always. Sometimes you get involved in a multi-picture deal with a studio, and have to make whatever movie they throw at you or risk getting sued. That's what happened to Channing Tatum when he was in the live-action GI Joe movie.

  • @fortunomancy
    @fortunomancy Před 3 lety +181

    I like the idea that these people were so technologically advanced that they could colonize another planet but instead of bringing cars with them they just brought a bunch of horses. A bunch of anxious and fragile prey animals are your ideal mode of transport in the sci-fi future

    • @ripvanwinkle7689
      @ripvanwinkle7689 Před 2 lety +5

      How dare you insult horses like that they were for thousands of years the best method of transportation our companion's I'll take a horse carriage over a car any day

    • @peterpop-off
      @peterpop-off Před 2 lety +7

      @@ripvanwinkle7689 you can't repair a horse lol

    • @ripvanwinkle7689
      @ripvanwinkle7689 Před 2 lety +3

      @@peterpop-off you can breed it and have a brand new stronger horse and repeat the process the world will run out of horse but never out of horses

    • @ripvanwinkle7689
      @ripvanwinkle7689 Před 2 lety

      @@peterpop-off iron not horze

    • @tallesttree4863
      @tallesttree4863 Před rokem +6

      @@ripvanwinkle7689 cars arent afraid of plastic bags and snakes

  • @TheDestroyerComics
    @TheDestroyerComics Před 3 lety +2119

    This is giving me serious After Earth vibes

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 Před 3 lety +89

      It's worse.

    • @ramiel3759
      @ramiel3759 Před 3 lety +116

      Urrsaah

    • @Floydthefuckbag
      @Floydthefuckbag Před 3 lety +165

      Urrsaah sounds like the coolest name ever compared to "the spackle"

    • @senbrandybuck4492
      @senbrandybuck4492 Před 3 lety +84

      After Earth + The Village, two of Shyamalan’s master works

    • @littlet6131
      @littlet6131 Před 3 lety +29

      I was gonna comment the exact same thing, it's honestly eery how alike the movies look.

  • @Kuyosaki
    @Kuyosaki Před 3 lety +538

    I am surprised you didn't mention how the thought smoke goes through floor boards when it is supposed to be emitting from their heads not feet

  • @sammcguire3798
    @sammcguire3798 Před 3 lety +703

    Gotta love the "We set this movie in the future but didn't want to have any creative designs so it just looks like random things from the past shoved together and we didn't wanna have to care about history so we just set it in the future" genre

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays Před 3 lety +7

      So basically like "Firefly" then.

    • @zxt5148
      @zxt5148 Před 3 lety +35

      @@theblocksays I mean, if you watch firefly and take away that it doesn't have creative designs, I don't know what to tell you.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 Před 3 lety +45

      The modern version of "let's shoot it in the woods and call it an alien planet so we don't have to pay for any sets or locations."

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays Před 3 lety +8

      @@pentelegomenon1175 Or outside that one cave in the LA area they always did in the 50s.

    • @ChicoTunda
      @ChicoTunda Před 3 lety +2

      ​@@theblocksays not really firefly no

  • @cas6359
    @cas6359 Před 3 lety +172

    “a space pod carrying people and also Daisy Ridley” ouch.

  • @GreatDayDnB
    @GreatDayDnB Před 3 lety +148

    The original cut had Spiderman and Rey trying to fight Clifford Unger in the middle of a zombie outbreak on the planet of the apes. Oh, and there's a Jonas Brothers concert going on at the same time.

  • @lalalarose8197
    @lalalarose8197 Před 3 lety +1207

    Daisy Ridley will be forever typecast as Rey type characters.

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente Před 3 lety +235

      I hope she takes paycuts and starts acting in indie films.

    • @jorgeloredo100
      @jorgeloredo100 Před 3 lety +261

      When he started to describe her character I was like: a shit here we go again

    • @TNTspaz
      @TNTspaz Před 3 lety +152

      I don't even think she is a terrible actor. Just keeps getting D list writers and directors

    • @Loffeleif
      @Loffeleif Před 3 lety +147

      And Mads Mikkelsen as the first Strand-type character

    • @lalalarose8197
      @lalalarose8197 Před 3 lety +87

      @@TNTspaz She has no range.

  • @lechurrajo
    @lechurrajo Před 3 lety +504

    It really feels like an AI generated script. The plot has some narrative elements that could make some sense, but only in small scale.

    • @chano6555
      @chano6555 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes this is exactly it! Thank you for putting words to my torture

    • @williamapple7705
      @williamapple7705 Před 3 lety +28

      The thoughts always being heard, but just for men is a cool concept. The idea that there's a schizophrenic guy who became a cult leader and encouraged the other men in the community to kill all the women is a cool concept.
      They went absolutely nowhere with either, and actively dragged the movie down.

    • @ohwell6422
      @ohwell6422 Před 3 lety +7

      Feel like they just stuffed a ton of different concepts which could serve as separate movies.

    • @doommetaldarryl6689
      @doommetaldarryl6689 Před 3 lety

      I've had the idea that all movie scripts have been AI generated for a while now. Every new movie is just so bad now

    • @ohwell6422
      @ohwell6422 Před 3 lety +1

      @@doommetaldarryl6689 Just made them with GPT-3 and Ai dungeon or something

  • @friedchicken297
    @friedchicken297 Před 3 lety +1383

    All I'm getting from this is that Mads Mikkelsen has the most baller coat on the planet.
    yay it's back up

    • @staceyann1180
      @staceyann1180 Před 3 lety +176

      It's cause Mads Mikkelsen is the most baller on every planet he's on.

    • @vfxninja5503
      @vfxninja5503 Před 3 lety +87

      @@staceyann1180 I'm convinced that not wanting to be friends with/sleep with Mads Mikkelsen is a sign that somebody is a secret reptilian

    • @livingminimumwage6359
      @livingminimumwage6359 Před 3 lety +11

      I've got a flight coming up and I've been saving Another Round for a while now. Mads is just the fucking raddest dude!

    • @staceyann1180
      @staceyann1180 Před 3 lety +8

      @@vfxninja5503 Facts. I'd gleefully take either scenario!!
      Edit: You sure he couldn't charm the reptilians too? Cause I'm not!

    • @fulsame1
      @fulsame1 Před 3 lety +21

      @@vfxninja5503 mads mikklelson is widely known to be the most attractive and charismatic of the genderless reptillians. This is why mads lust transcends gender and sexuality.

  • @nwoking666
    @nwoking666 Před 3 lety +95

    The look on Mads face the entire movie is "why am I wasting my time."

  • @Misspol222
    @Misspol222 Před 3 lety +123

    At this point you just know that if the main character in a post-apocalyptic plot has a pet, the pet is going to die in the most horrifying way imaginable to make the viewer care about the story

    • @TheVirtualObserver
      @TheVirtualObserver Před rokem

      Buttercup survived tho! (The Hunger Games) Still, often the protagonist’s pet dies. 😢

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming Před 3 lety +5631

    An exclusively male community where everybody has two dads.
    More like *GAY-OS WALKING,* amirite?

    • @dwayne1625
      @dwayne1625 Před 3 lety +234

      Indigo has been cancelled.

    • @bozotheclown1142
      @bozotheclown1142 Před 3 lety +302

      This will be Biden's America
      In 2013

    • @farlie3204
      @farlie3204 Před 3 lety +103

      Close your windows, lock your doors. Twitter's coming for you.

    • @volcranoii7709
      @volcranoii7709 Před 3 lety +13

      Hey when can we expect the next part of the Cyberpunk series

    • @abelreit5428
      @abelreit5428 Před 3 lety +153

      ""GAY-ASS WALKING""

  • @TheRedneckPreppy
    @TheRedneckPreppy Před 3 lety +474

    The idea that Mads Mikkelsen would do anything but effortlessly kill Tom Holland humours me.

    • @Camustang
      @Camustang Před 3 lety +6

      The idea is sentient?

    • @TheRedneckPreppy
      @TheRedneckPreppy Před 3 lety +50

      @@Camustang Anything involving Mads Mickelsen acquires sentience.

    • @jimjimmy8900
      @jimjimmy8900 Před 3 lety +15

      I feel like Tom could sneak one or two punches in before getting absolutely destroyed

  • @Grgrqr
    @Grgrqr Před 3 lety +893

    I am totally convinced the thought projection is only an excuse to spoon feed you plot points

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 Před 3 lety +45

      That and I was thinking it's an easy reason for why the characters can't sneak around (unless you're Daisy Ridley of course)

    • @smugy_7070
      @smugy_7070 Před 3 lety +83

      Never thought i'd be the the person to say this but: "In the books" it's acctually a clever way of displaying information to the reader without hiding it from the characters which sorta mixes things up and makes it feel a bit diffrent from other books. In other books just telling the reader what a character is thinking can get old/be used as a crutch to give exposition in a boring way.

    • @TNTspaz
      @TNTspaz Před 3 lety +36

      @@smugy_7070 Pretty much sums it up. Sad that all these decently talented and innovative writers keep getting these horrible movie Directors signed to them.
      The book isn't amazing but it's much more unique and new than the movie portrays

    • @ShadowlessAsura
      @ShadowlessAsura Před 3 lety +15

      @@smugy_7070 yeah, it sounds like something that would be really cool on a book, but wouldn't translate really well to other media

    • @TrangleC
      @TrangleC Před 3 lety +24

      I think it is just a shitty nerd idea of romance and "being cute". Dorky nerds tend to fantasize about shit like that.
      "So I would meet a cute girl and she would know that I like her even though I am too shy to tell her and she would find that super adorable about me and there would be super much sexual tension between us because she would hear my thoughts about how much I like her and she wouldn't find that creepy or disgusting, because I am so cute."

  • @celebalert5616
    @celebalert5616 Před 3 lety +112

    This movie takes place in the After Earth Cinematic Universe.

  • @iseetheendisnear2416
    @iseetheendisnear2416 Před 3 lety +111

    Can’t wait for the highly anticipated sequel - Order Sitting

  • @ThoRCX
    @ThoRCX Před 3 lety +640

    I can't wrap my head around how they ended up with such a bad looking wig.

    • @Malum09
      @Malum09 Před 3 lety +4

      I imagine they didn’t dyed her hair due to Star Wars (?)

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken Před 3 lety +55

      @@Malum09 Yeah but still......they could get a more realistic, better looking wig.
      That crap is the first thing you notice about her character and it's so bad and cheap looking........reflects the movie perfectly lmao

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Před 3 lety +11

      Eh, it's fine, she has "sci-fi hair".

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina Před 3 lety +6

      I'm also kinda weirded out how it makes her look so different. Like kind of younger... like a child that can't keep up their hair impression. Not necessarily taking years off younger.

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris Před 3 lety +3

      I got the sense that they were trying to make her akin to Leeloo in The Fifth Element

  • @thetragedyofcommons
    @thetragedyofcommons Před 3 lety +274

    i can’t believe tom holland has now been twice deceived by a man casting illusions in a fight scene. still not as crazy as paul rudd being in two different movies where a giant human uses cars to skate down the streets of san francisco though.

    • @NataliaNeeSama
      @NataliaNeeSama Před 3 lety +55

      Dr. Doofenshmirtz :"If I had a nickel for every time that this had happened, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

  • @Grimwinn
    @Grimwinn Před 3 lety +626

    "No women? It not a gay movie unless there's women."
    - Netflix

    • @zacheverett-lane2760
      @zacheverett-lane2760 Před 3 lety +65

      @@dusk6634 I don't mind characters being straight, but most of the times, it's just so pointless, contributes nothing to the story or character and does absolutely nothing other than shove it's agenda down the audience's throat

    • @toxicanalytics9966
      @toxicanalytics9966 Před 3 lety +36

      @@dusk6634 why should It contribute to the story?
      I mean most of heterosexual romances of cinema are just there to have a pointless and horribly written romance or to let the women get killed to have another fucking vengeance story.
      Why gay people need a particular reason to just exist appart from existing?

    • @toxicanalytics9966
      @toxicanalytics9966 Před 3 lety +19

      But i have to give you a point, cinema does a bad favor to gay people making sexuality all of a character's personality, and that has been criticized by LGTB comunity a lot.
      Gay people have more personality characteristics appart from being gay and that's something the industry must learn.

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken Před 3 lety +12

      @@toxicanalytics9966 Yeah, noticed that as well. There are good depictions of queer people out there, but the vast majority is.....unfortunate.

    • @toxicanalytics9966
      @toxicanalytics9966 Před 3 lety +11

      @@dusk6634 ok, but that has nothing to do with what we were talking earlier.
      Im not asking why there's more heterosexual character's than homosexuals, thats obvious. Im asking why gay character's need a narrative justification for being gay.
      You could have gay character and not mention anything about It, the same way you can hace a gay character Who talks about eating dicks 24/7.
      But it's boring when you make one aspect of a character their whole personality, and that problem can be applied to more things appart from sexuality. But casually It only annoys you people when it's about gay people

  • @Strabius
    @Strabius Před 3 lety +307

    Started losing it at "the entire town was lying to tom holland specifically" 😂 they gaslighted the shit out of him for his entire life, omfg

    • @Vulgarth1
      @Vulgarth1 Před 3 lety +28

      That's not gaslighting. He'd have to be aware of the reality that women weren't all killed by Spackles for it to be gaslighting.

    • @MrYelly
      @MrYelly Před 3 lety +4

      It's a trumannier show than the Truman Show

    • @taffydonut3704
      @taffydonut3704 Před 3 lety +1

      How the hell is that gaslighting

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab Před 2 lety

      Y’all really love parroting “gaslighting” and taking away all meaning from the term
      Meanwhile your govt has you gaslit while wearing two masks and injected 3 times lol

    • @Charizarzar
      @Charizarzar Před 2 lety +1

      @Nobody Please stay away from the rest of us, thanks.

  • @disgruntledcashier503
    @disgruntledcashier503 Před 3 lety +71

    That part where Tom Holland is wrestling the river alien reminds me of that part in Ed Wood where Bela Lugosi is pretending to fight a rubber octopus in a puddle of water

  • @jirovanni
    @jirovanni Před 3 lety +520

    I'm so sorry Mads had to be in this.

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler Před 3 lety +86

      Be happy knowing he got paid

    • @PalitoSelvatico
      @PalitoSelvatico Před 3 lety +51

      Lets be honest he never knows what movie he will be in. He did Polar.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 Před 3 lety +43

      Hope he got to keep all those coats

    • @theshockinglyeloquentdog9945
      @theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 Před 3 lety +41

      @@frankmerker630 idk why i read that as "i hope he gets to keep all those actors" and i thought of Tom Holland in his basement or something

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken Před 3 lety +39

      Bro he was in Clash of Titans and Death Stranding...that man is fearless, no shitty movie\project can drag him down lmao

  • @lovelyhatter
    @lovelyhatter Před 3 lety +147

    The scene with the guy going down the river on his horse is gold.

    • @adammockler
      @adammockler Před 3 lety +12

      Except for when he killed the dog, that hurt

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris Před 3 lety +2

      I hope the horse IRL was OK :(

  • @JohnClausen
    @JohnClausen Před 3 lety +458

    This feels like an old-school YMS video and I love it

    • @coolidgedollar2154
      @coolidgedollar2154 Před 3 lety +17

      Reminds me of his review of "The Host". Just another poorly constructed, forgettable YA novel-based sci-fi.

  • @ToxicToucan
    @ToxicToucan Před 3 lety +50

    "Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab."
    Ridley knew what was up until she forgot.

  • @thesoundofbrown
    @thesoundofbrown Před 3 lety +315

    Jesus that Daisy Ridley surprisedface grab is nightmare fuel. It's like the end of Sleepaway Camp.

    • @Gunth0r
      @Gunth0r Před 3 lety +30

      made me skip porn for the week

    • @dajokahbaby1506
      @dajokahbaby1506 Před 3 lety +49

      It’s the ultimate soyface

    • @acoupid998
      @acoupid998 Před 3 lety +24

      I thought it was a scary edit someone made of her face, it's really eerie.

    • @Kilesfactor
      @Kilesfactor Před 3 lety +3

      18:51 you mean this? Lol

    • @Gunth0r
      @Gunth0r Před 3 lety +9

      @@Kilesfactor no, we mean the thumbnail

  • @Dethmaster64
    @Dethmaster64 Před 3 lety +534

    I’m glad Adum didn’t need to re-shoot and delay this review that much

    • @MisterDriskul
      @MisterDriskul Před 3 lety +7

      But that's how all masterpieces are made.

    • @pengwin_
      @pengwin_ Před 3 lety +39

      its because there are not cartoon lions in it.

    • @moxxy3565
      @moxxy3565 Před 3 lety

      Sarcasm?

    • @laughingseagull000
      @laughingseagull000 Před 3 lety

      @@moxxy3565 yes

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad Před 3 lety +4

      He doesnt know this movie ripped off kimba so it was short

  • @raywilson641
    @raywilson641 Před 3 lety +71

    I can't take the setting seriously with an alien race called the spackle. It sounds like some kind of tile cleaner. "I need to head down to the store to pick up some spackle for my bathroom tiles."

    • @vfxninja5503
      @vfxninja5503 Před 3 lety +29

      Spackle is literally a term for paste you layer over cracks in drywall.
      Seriously. Spackling paste. They named them after that.

  • @LiveHedgehog
    @LiveHedgehog Před 3 lety +127

    The "women being killed because they're assumed to have no souls" twist wouldn't be too hard to fix either.
    Have one guy believe this is true, kill the women at night, and blame the Spackle monsters. He could share this belief with Madds' character, and then be killed in some way after he does so.
    So Madds would still be the villain, and the rest of the town wouldn't have the truth in their thoughts...

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee Před 3 lety +15

      Honestly, I hate to say it. But when you look at history, particularly christian history (witchcraft), is it really that farfetched or unbelievable? Women have been slaughtered en masse for lesser "reasons" lol. I mean hell, the catholic church have been using the apple of Eden excuse for centuries now to punish, manipulate and control us (as well as men too, all so the church itself remains in power) like when anesthesia was invented it was denied to women giving birth because we "deserved to suffer" 🤦🏼‍♀️.
      That being said, it was so cringey seeing all those "thought" women turn up and taunt the bad guy. Like, I'm pretty sure if that if they care so little about what they did that they don't even think about it years later, he's not suddenly going to care and be shocked/confused if they "show up" in the thoughts of another WHEN ITS CLEARLY A TRICK.
      It's such a cheap and crappy "wahman power" moment that's so bloody dumb. It's like the writers said "we want wahman power scene but aren't competent or smart enough at our jobs so we'll just throw in some ridiculous reason and well, people will be happy no matter how terrible because wahman power" 🙄.

    • @KyrieFortune
      @KyrieFortune Před 3 lety +24

      @@fawnieee the plot hole isn't that they killed the women, the plot hole is that they managed to keep the secret from Tom Holland on a planet where men's thoughts become tangible

    • @caoimhedavoren9417
      @caoimhedavoren9417 Před 3 lety +5

      @@KyrieFortune It's explained a lot more clearly in the book how they manged to do that. Also Tom Hollands character is supposed to be thirteen so it was a little easier to hide the truth of what happened.

  • @Ektalon
    @Ektalon Před 3 lety +54

    “We let all that technology rot. Except the guns, ‘cause guns are kewl”.

  • @ThePribylProductions
    @ThePribylProductions Před 3 lety +59

    The whole "everyone can hear the main characters thoughts" sounds like something that would work well(or at least be an interesting gimmick) in a book but sounds awful for a film

    • @iamcuttlefish
      @iamcuttlefish Před 2 lety +13

      it works really well in the book. all the “noise” is in different fonts and it really gets the idea of the different characters personalities across

  • @TheLeggedOne
    @TheLeggedOne Před 3 lety +146

    I can't wait until Chaos Jogging

    • @Freaky144
      @Freaky144 Před 3 lety +15

      Then chaos running

    • @r.henryjr.1533
      @r.henryjr.1533 Před 3 lety +11

      And the prequel Chaos Crawling

    • @MrMajorasmask101
      @MrMajorasmask101 Před 3 lety +6

      And then chaos sprinting

    • @wall4818
      @wall4818 Před 3 lety +6

      @@MrMajorasmask101 and the finale, chaos tripping

    • @darksoles1305
      @darksoles1305 Před 3 lety +3

      @@wall4818 the next finale to milk the franchise: chaos falling

  • @ElArto95
    @ElArto95 Před 3 lety +152

    The entire plot of this movie makes me extremely curious about how Charlie Kaufman would have treated the source material

    • @GO-tq6hs
      @GO-tq6hs Před 3 lety +41

      the whole movie would have just been told through different peoples noise and you would have never been able to tell what was real and what wasnt

    • @ponche5609
      @ponche5609 Před 3 lety +1

      Pretty sure the script is online. Haven't read it tho.

    • @jon4715
      @jon4715 Před 3 lety

      Gotta rewrite one of the most well-regarded and (audience-)respected screenwriters in history.

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 Před 3 lety +13

      @@jon4715 I mean, it's not like Charlie is a big buck-maker. They went for the more obvious generic y/a script because that sells more.

    • @jon4715
      @jon4715 Před 3 lety

      @@roundabout468 Funny though that it is a major box office bomb despite that.

  • @scott972
    @scott972 Před 3 lety +387

    Chaos Walking is the key to all of this, he's a funnier character than we've had before.

  • @kaylabingus
    @kaylabingus Před 3 lety +576

    Imagine never meeting a woman in your entire life, and then when you finally do it's Daisey Ridley's character who just nags at you the entire time.
    Edit: Since I'm finding out 4 months later that I've started some shit. I'd just like to point I'm not an incel. I'm a bisexual woman in a relationship that has accused a man of nagging before. Not that it matters 🤷‍♀️

    • @zerronyx1362
      @zerronyx1362 Před 3 lety +86

      Women, am i right?

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 Před 3 lety +18

      When men are mean it's cool but when women do it it's nagging

    • @ReneAensland
      @ReneAensland Před 3 lety +7

      Holy shit, was the villain the hero of the story?

    • @yrrek1983
      @yrrek1983 Před 3 lety +68

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69 When men are mean it's called being a dick, bad is bad regardless of sex.

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 Před 3 lety

      You just learned the most sexist archetype of women possible

  • @assassinsweed3253
    @assassinsweed3253 Před 3 lety +205

    The book series was actually really good, there weren't any of these blatant, annoying plot holes and it was actually consistent and made sense. In the books for instance, it wasnt just the main character that didnt know about the women being slaughtered, it was all the younger people, and they were only told about it once they reached a certain age if i remember correctly, its been a few years since ive read it. I remember hearing there was a a movie coming out and i was really excited, but oh well :(

    • @alucardtepes8402
      @alucardtepes8402 Před 3 lety +22

      It's still YA so that makes it bad.

    • @user7516
      @user7516 Před 3 lety +35

      The CZcams review channel said the books suck so it’s bad.

    • @meyes5671
      @meyes5671 Před 3 lety +22

      @@alucardtepes8402
      That's some NPC logic right there

    • @luchan1638
      @luchan1638 Před 3 lety

      @@user7516 lol

    • @mythicalthings1796
      @mythicalthings1796 Před 2 lety +14

      That's still a little less believable because *everyone* has surface level thoughts that just. Bleed out. Intrusive thoughts too. And those get worse with guilt. So the idea that somehow they kept it all under wraps is a liiiittle suspect.

  • @thevagabond3181
    @thevagabond3181 Před 3 lety +255

    Woah. Is this an actual full length YMS?!! There is good in the heart of man after all.

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae Před 3 lety +17

      He hated it so much he decided to do a full length review lmao

    • @shellyg824
      @shellyg824 Před 3 lety +11

      I know I was so happy seeing a long YMS lol

  • @odinsplaygrounds
    @odinsplaygrounds Před 3 lety +107

    20:09 "Directed by Steven Spielberg" LOL you had me there for a second.

    • @chano6555
      @chano6555 Před 3 lety +2

      Showed this to my friend and she was like no... no?! And I’m like yeah it’s not actually directed by Spielberg

  • @MarKBBQ
    @MarKBBQ Před 3 lety +163

    Kudos for not including farts sound effects everytime the smoke came out of their heads

  • @kylevernon
    @kylevernon Před 3 lety +51

    The alien that grabs Tom Holland reminds me of the Scary Movie 3 Aliens that say hello by grabbing people from behind.

  • @huntermooney143
    @huntermooney143 Před 3 lety +18

    It just blows my mind that someone looked at the footage of the horse going down the river and said "Yeah, that looks good. Keep it in".

  • @solarwinds9236
    @solarwinds9236 Před 3 lety +145

    This movie reminds me of a mix of “After Earth” and “Jupiter Ascending”

    • @vfxninja5503
      @vfxninja5503 Před 3 lety +16

      Two awful tastes that taste awful together.

    • @deadlves
      @deadlves Před 3 lety +7

      jupiter earth?
      after ascending?

    • @stahppls2293
      @stahppls2293 Před 3 lety +3

      After Earth and Jupiter Ascending had a costume and production design budget

    • @cyrusthagreat6649
      @cyrusthagreat6649 Před 3 lety

      Jupiter Ascending was the first thing I thought of after watching this video

    • @GauginProductions
      @GauginProductions Před 3 lety +1

      put this line on the bluray cover

  • @BMF396
    @BMF396 Před 3 lety +156

    Crazy that Mads was in both the first Strand-type game and now the first Walk-type movie, truly a pioneer

  • @RainbowDj7
    @RainbowDj7 Před 3 lety +191

    I remember liking the books, but as soon as I heard they were making a movie I knew it wouldn't work. While being able to actually hear the Noise would have been pretty cool, overall a movie wouldn't have worked no matter how hard they tried

    • @thecopperpenguin963
      @thecopperpenguin963 Před 3 lety +50

      If you want to read Kaufman’s first draft, it shows that he had a better grasp on how to translate it to the screen. It would have been more subtle, and making Todd much younger would have made his thoughts more believable in the film.

    • @shermk7955
      @shermk7955 Před 3 lety +16

      Yeah I read the books too and enjoyed them. Didn't know a movie was being made until watching the video and plot sounding eerily familiar.

    •  Před 3 lety +22

      But there's still the same twist? How does the book or Kaufman explains how the Town keeps the killing of the women a secret from the main character if they are all infected with Noise?

    • @thecopperpenguin963
      @thecopperpenguin963 Před 3 lety +13

      @ My thought on that was that the men were sworn to never reveal that secret to their children until they become men themselves (turning 13 years old). Although most of the adults in Prentisstown, excluding the Mayor, are not very good at hiding their Noise, it was believable enough even though it doesn't fully make sense. All I'm saying is that the novel handles it better.

    • @Eibon
      @Eibon Před 3 lety +24

      @@Ashe1001 It's built up as a ritual, and there's more to it than just "We killed all the women." You not only learn that, but you also have to kill someone else (which is why people are disappearing around the town), and this prepares you to be part of Prentisstown's grand zealot army. If you don't partake, you get killed, too.

  • @silverlightsinaugust2756
    @silverlightsinaugust2756 Před 3 lety +40

    “She’s too powerful” was the funniest thing in this video.

  • @JOHNY0
    @JOHNY0 Před 3 lety +219

    Between Star Wars and Chaos Walking, I'm starting to think Daisy Ridley is being typecasted as the annoying, unlikable, character who treats everyone like shit while also being flawless and overpowered for no reason because the plot demands it.

    • @steve7613
      @steve7613 Před 3 lety +20

      It sucks she keeps landing these terrible roles cause she has very real acting prowess, she played the role of Rey and her character in this movie so well considering what she was given.

    • @YeTheGOATNoCap
      @YeTheGOATNoCap Před 3 lety +44

      @@steve7613 her best acting was when she played a fully nude corpse.

    • @FormalFilmsProductions
      @FormalFilmsProductions Před 3 lety +5

      Hopefully her agent helps her pick better roles

    • @crozraven
      @crozraven Před 3 lety +7

      All of her movies (including SW) are sucks. Maybe it's really her thing.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 Před 3 lety +8

      @@YeTheGOATNoCap You guys can't stop telling on yourself huh?

  • @EmilyLovesYou1998
    @EmilyLovesYou1998 Před 3 lety +141

    They literally only read the back blurb on the book and said “yup we know exactly how this story goes”

  • @YMSHighlights
    @YMSHighlights Před 3 lety +376

    That Samsung poster makes me giggle every time.

    • @thepretentiousplayer4017
      @thepretentiousplayer4017 Před 3 lety +2

      Who are you

    • @Bc_467
      @Bc_467 Před 3 lety +2

      Well you can thank me for finding that poster and posting it on the yms subreddit, for the record my reddit username is butter467

    • @YMSHighlights
      @YMSHighlights Před 3 lety +35

      @@thepretentiousplayer4017 I'm da Jokah, baby.

    • @HardCR0W
      @HardCR0W Před 3 lety +10

      @@Bc_467 Jesus Christ, yes, we get it... it was already mentioned in the video, do you have to type everywhere that it was YOU who posted the picture??

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 Před 3 lety +2

      @@HardCR0W Right?!?

  • @max5845
    @max5845 Před 3 lety +208

    Damn Adam's profile picture is growing more powerful by the day.

    • @chano6555
      @chano6555 Před 3 lety +1

      You new here? Welcome sister

  • @xposhboyx
    @xposhboyx Před 3 lety +10

    I like how in this flick Tom Holland is the most badass knife thrower on the planet, and can punch out a giant octopus, but he's constantly being physically intimidated by everyone in the town.

  • @xanon4210
    @xanon4210 Před 3 lety +9

    That Chaos Walking poster also has font/letters like it's for a wholesome 90s family sitcom.

  • @lezard2102
    @lezard2102 Před 3 lety +78

    Adam is so happy with the stock finger image he bought lmao

  • @ToddTheTolerable
    @ToddTheTolerable Před 3 lety +264

    One day Daisy will get to play a likable character.

    • @MartianManHunter2258
      @MartianManHunter2258 Před 3 lety +5

      She was likable in Only Yesterday. Then again she only provided the voice for the character.

    • @Laiser
      @Laiser Před 3 lety +10

      She did in The Force Awakens

    • @JimBz84
      @JimBz84 Před 3 lety +43

      @@Laiser /disagree respectfully

    • @LaineMann
      @LaineMann Před 3 lety

      Was gonna say the same thing

    • @justaneditygangstar
      @justaneditygangstar Před 3 lety

      Your name is perfect for a review channel you gonna do reviews bro

  • @littlet6131
    @littlet6131 Před 3 lety +91

    The ending with the antenna and main character learning to use his thoughts really reminds me of the beacon and ghosting in After Earth, in general this movie gives me major After Earth vibes lol.

  • @benhaney9629
    @benhaney9629 Před 3 lety +93

    “In a world without women... There’s, um, there’s like a woman now...”

  • @svinjamaria
    @svinjamaria Před 3 lety +23

    I cannot escape the sense that their thoughts resemble fart clouds

  • @oliharley
    @oliharley Před 3 lety +569

    Dude, I don’t know what you are on about!?! This was an incredible movie. That character arc Mads Mikklesen had of being a school teacher and losing his friends due to the false accusation of him abusing a child was insane!!! My only flaw was that the posters lied. Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley are not in the movie... and they all spoke Dutch...

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast Před 3 lety +108

      I think maybe you watched the wrong movie. Kinda like the time I watched The Hunt but it was actually The Hunt.

    • @zekebrown4463
      @zekebrown4463 Před 3 lety +171

      Yeah. The movie was incredible. The scene when Mads Mikklesen appeared in WW1 with his skeleton soldiers and tried to steal BB from Norman Reedus was outstanding. Wish they didn't say Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley were in it

    • @fnordiumendures138
      @fnordiumendures138 Před 3 lety +33

      Dude. They didn't speak Dutch. That was Croatian.

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 Před 3 lety +77

      @@IveGotToast reminds me of the time they gave Brie Larson an Oscar for her performance in The Room when she wasn't even in that cinematic masterpiece smh

    • @bishopdumas4751
      @bishopdumas4751 Před 3 lety +18

      The best scene was when him and his 3 teacher friends started drinking for a month

  • @13TeK11
    @13TeK11 Před 3 lety +92

    "I'M SPICKLE RICKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!"
    so wait why was the smackle trying to kidnap spiderboy if it's a good "guy"?

    • @MrSuckeragi
      @MrSuckeragi Před 3 lety +5

      thats just how they say "hello"

    • @Spanishdog17
      @Spanishdog17 Před 3 lety

      @@MrSuckeragi Scary Movie 3!

    • @bobbiwib
      @bobbiwib Před 3 lety

      Someone on another thread said that in the book Tom Holland crept up on the sparkle and attacked it, which makes way more sense for her getting pissed off. What a weird detail to change

  • @ZeacorZeppelin
    @ZeacorZeppelin Před 3 lety +88

    How do people not have an aneurysm when listing to the plot be explained or trying to explain the plot of this movie.

    • @mmmghool
      @mmmghool Před 3 lety +12

      I broke at the horse going down the waterfall

    • @ZeacorZeppelin
      @ZeacorZeppelin Před 3 lety +2

      @@mmmghool the drowning of the dog was pointless and served no purpose as well.

  • @THEFRISKIESTDINGO
    @THEFRISKIESTDINGO Před 3 lety +9

    "Boy, was he ever flammable." - This will stay with me for years.

  • @wmssak
    @wmssak Před 3 lety +17

    If there was a streaming service for unreleased versions of movies I would subscribe to it in a heartbeat.

  • @NateCooper111
    @NateCooper111 Před 3 lety +182

    What Tom Holland thought when he first ran into Daisy Ridley: 21:08

  • @traversdow4453
    @traversdow4453 Před 3 lety +104

    Adam saying the aliens are called “The Spackle” made me laugh hard

    • @wall4818
      @wall4818 Před 3 lety +8

      Missed opportunity to put actual spackle (like the stuff you repair walls with) on screen.

  • @Awesomesauce35
    @Awesomesauce35 Před 3 lety +100

    Damn, Adam got no mercy for YA novels lmao

    • @varadraigaonkar107
      @varadraigaonkar107 Před 3 lety +18

      The books for this one are actually good

    • @alexanderfreeman3406
      @alexanderfreeman3406 Před 3 lety +7

      People say that about every book, and it can’t always be true. :/

    • @varadraigaonkar107
      @varadraigaonkar107 Před 3 lety +17

      @@alexanderfreeman3406 well I enjoyed them, they are really mature and fleshed out in general not just compared to other ya books

    • @15henklea
      @15henklea Před 3 lety +5

      ​@@varadraigaonkar107 I hate almost all YA novels, many better books you can spend reading and learning from than that wannabee movie-franchise style, like they're written with so much visual/momentum in mind that they're practically film scripts with minor soliloquies. This one was ok tho, the script might have been interesting in Kaufmann's hands. It has been like, 8 years tho, and the sequels kinda suck.
      Edit: From what I remember, the relationship was obviously pretty domineering, and it's easy to hook HS kids with that, and the world doesn't completely avoid the problems Adum mentions, but the concept is unique and gives itself to some graphic text stuff, which is cool, and I seem to remember the priest's death being very atmospheric/gothic, and the commentary tied in well conceptually.

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 Před 3 lety

      @@15henklea I just hate books in general. Fight me.

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman Před 3 lety +14

    The preacher going straight into the water kind of reminds me of that Simpsons scene where Skinner is chasing Bart, and not really in a good way.

  • @MoonyMoonzzi
    @MoonyMoonzzi Před 3 lety +69

    I, don’t really like the metaphor that “Woman are so well put and calmer and more proper than men, look at these men being messy”
    I feel like that accidentally falls into misogyny while not trying to do so

    • @Morale_Booster
      @Morale_Booster Před 3 lety +22

      I agree!!! It's a pendulum swing we don't need. Women need to be represented more often as the flawed humans we are. Better representation for men would be nice too. I realize characters have to be interesting and there needs to be drama and conflict but I think that could still be done with imperfect yet relatable characters.

    • @sergiom.a.1236
      @sergiom.a.1236 Před 3 lety +17

      Misandry?

    • @justincruz8050
      @justincruz8050 Před 3 lety +2

      A. misandeez nuts

    • @Moony1568
      @Moony1568 Před 3 lety +4

      @@sergiom.a.1236 It’s both

    • @zerronyx1362
      @zerronyx1362 Před 3 lety

      *mysandry

  • @goodgamelover123
    @goodgamelover123 Před 3 lety +106

    Tom Holland HAD to turn down 1917 to do reshoots for this...

  • @countbrackmoor
    @countbrackmoor Před 3 lety +111

    “There’s a very sad scene, he’s dying in his arms like a movie”

  • @r.e.z9428
    @r.e.z9428 Před 3 lety +120

    I want to see that first draft, it couldn’t have been this bad.

    • @thecopperpenguin963
      @thecopperpenguin963 Před 3 lety +7

      The first draft is WAY better.

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 Před 3 lety +14

      @@thecopperpenguin963 do you have link to it

    • @shadethenovice
      @shadethenovice Před 3 lety +2

      @@commandercat10 Google "chaos walking 1st p 2 - Being Charlie Kaufman" and you should find a pdf result you can download.

  • @NataliaNeeSama
    @NataliaNeeSama Před 3 lety +54

    "It's Daisy Ridley! She is too powerful for no reason"
    ...did you ever had a feeling of Deja-vu?

  • @enybey
    @enybey Před 3 lety +24

    This has to be one of the funniest reviews Adam's done in a while, commentary was A++ 10/10

  • @Kino-K
    @Kino-K Před 3 lety +352

    Daisy Ridley's character being great and amazing at everything for no reason? Hmmm... where have I heard of that before...

  • @willkeener3090
    @willkeener3090 Před 3 lety +38

    The lion king review also seems be dealing with reshoots

  • @wyla6930
    @wyla6930 Před 3 lety +60

    Ah man I liked the books. Why do I always get a shiver of fear when a book I like gets an adaptation?

    • @chano6555
      @chano6555 Před 3 lety +3

      They’re here to cash in and nothing else

    • @williamapple7705
      @williamapple7705 Před 3 lety +3

      What does the book do right that the film messed up?

    • @HollyDog
      @HollyDog Před 3 lety +13

      @@williamapple7705 everything. There are 3 books and each of them is around 600 pages. They’re very good and the pacing is good. 1st. The main characters are 13 yo. Then The plot about the town killing the mother wasn’t that big. Originally the boy wanted to get help from the town, but after they discovered it, they understand they need to get away definitely bc they killed women bc of rage. The men were angry that the women didn’t have noise so the men didn’t trust them anymore. So, Todd now only cares about Vi, but then they get captured and separated. There’s two towns with different ideologies, and one only accepts women so Vi stays there. And Todd works in mines together with the native alien forma and Todd discovers that the men also slaved the aliens and it’s not they’re aggressive but the humana slaved their race bc of fear. It’s very interesting

    • @lolal2099
      @lolal2099 Před 3 lety +6

      @@HollyDog i haven't seen the movie or read the book but I feel like having the twist of the aliens being enslaved while Tom Is figuring out the town lied seems a lot more interesting than the puppy murder villian

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 Před 2 lety

      Probably because 80% of book adaptations are bad

  • @smoppet
    @smoppet Před 3 lety +13

    "it was bad and wrong; it was badong" 😭

  • @quitpayload
    @quitpayload Před rokem +3

    I just found out that Tom Holland almost got the lead role in the movie 1917, but lost it because he was contractually obligated to do reshoots for Chaos Walking which led to scheduling conflicts.
    I feel kind of bad for the guy

  • @problematist2
    @problematist2 Před 3 lety +20

    "Chaos Walking its very conceit, is not going to be like any other movie. It's a really fun adventure and it's not on Earth. - . It's the ultimate escape because it's not even on Earth, but even more original in its conceit." - Doug Liman, director of Chaos Walking

  • @KIager
    @KIager Před 3 lety +21

    How is Mads tricked and confused by Tom making copies of people that Mads know are dead and obviously fake? Also, it's right after he himself did the same thing to Tom.
    I doubt it could've made less sense before the reshoots.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 Před 3 lety +1

      @Deniz Metin T. Science fiction typically requires things to make sense in order to work

  • @swansonjoe7121
    @swansonjoe7121 Před 3 lety +121

    I remember in high school this really quiet girl one day started talking to me
    She mentioned lil peep and this book she explained to be "so cool" and the way she told the plot I just nodded my head and thought "this would be a shitty movie like hunger games or the maze movie" lol

    • @javsandarts
      @javsandarts Před 3 lety +44

      @Deniz Metin T. He's the villain

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae Před 3 lety +32

      @@javsandarts It's his villain origin story

    • @swansonjoe7121
      @swansonjoe7121 Před 3 lety +24

      @@SoWhosGae Ye I could have stopped a "young adult" movie but instead I chose the evil timeline route

    • @Edge-xy3fv
      @Edge-xy3fv Před 3 lety +10

      @@swansonjoe7121 im convinced you yourself made this movie as a sick joke on all the rest of us

    • @sallylee8422
      @sallylee8422 Před 3 lety +2

      I actually liked the hunger game movies. The maze movies tho, I agree, those are bad......

  • @drippyspaff7616
    @drippyspaff7616 Před 3 lety +9

    20:10
    I loled imagining this movie just stealing Schindler’s List’s credits. You’re a masterful editor Adum.

  • @sinisterbutterfli
    @sinisterbutterfli Před 3 lety +6

    So we're just going to casually ignore Mads being dressed like a cowboy pimp, right?