YMS: After Earth (Part 1)
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Will Smith is raising and pruning Jayden for acting so he can one day switch brains with him and continue to be the fresh prince forever.
My god. It’s genius! Plus it would be very easy to switch since Jayden has no brains to be removed!
I don’t think he needs to worry about that. Will Smith hasn’t aged since 1990, and I doubt he’ll start doing it anytime soon.
Bookhead714 That Botox is really convincing, huh
I see a fresh prince prequel already, before he was sent to uncle phil
MOND BLOWN
"I'd bring Jaden"
well that was a big middle finger to your other children
Right. Lmfao!
"... and I will only take you with me because you would die for me." Nice.
op
OI, JOSUKE! o p
+okey uh-oh!
you friccin moron!
you just lost something precious!
While I was watching this I heard a noise upstairs and my first thought was "Will Smith is coming to kill me for laughing at his son"
I doubt it. I'm pretty sure Will even laughs at Jaden too.
I'm not that sure about that, look at the part where his Jaden is deep, 'the atoms, the frequency....' mg...
Ethan Haight that would be a very entertaining movie
DENIED
Ethan Haight I'm more afraid of WS than God! At least I know Will exist and might be wrathful if I laugh too hard at his beloved son.
"I invited him to my birthday party... which he didn't come to."
There is a secret sadness in this interview
Jan Berkemeier well then again it’s a bit of a tall order to expect will smith to show up at your bday party
@@DodaGarcia , really adds insult to injury that Will Smith's "happy birthday call" seems more like a thinly veiled pitch for his movie, though.
nanaland reference
So M. Night is secretly yunyun
Wait for an interview he does with Will right across from him where Will says, "But you never invited me to your birthday party!" And Shyamalan snipes back with, "But that's not the truth, Will..."
best thing about Adam's videos is you can't really tell if they were made 5 months ago or 5 years ago
he said he just saw it in theatres lmfao
5 months later,
@@fleshchild yeah XD
Same with this comment.
Soooo trueeee
how can movie reviews be real if movies aren't real
[*district 9 bwaahhhh*]
*Will Smith*: Now that's deep.
Alex Eddy Holy shit
*GASP*
Whoa.
Eight years later and my brother and I still use the “urgh, can’t sleep. Too many gravitons” all the time
It’s so fucking funny.
It pops into my head once every few months and I end up rewatching the review almost every time.
This review has aged remarkably well. Adam's commentary of the Smith family turned out to be very accurate. They are not a healthy family at all.
He usually has opinions I generally align with and his style of editing has always been pretty high tier.
It's crazy right?!
Seriously I never considered how weird the Smith family is until the Oscars incident. They feel like they've been ripped right out of some weird fanfiction. No wonder the oldest stays far away from the limelight.
Tbh it wasn’t that deep of a dig.
Right? Even the fact that he didn't show to M. Nights birthday, than rang to apologize but really ask him to produce a movie lmaoo
The twist of the movie is that M. Night is the director.
#MONEY
+NuclearUnicorn7 M Night's career is a plot twist , everyone predicted he would be amazing but instead he turned out to be shit.
+SuperMemeio And then he directed the hit Wayward Pines pilot and The Visit...oops
His greatest twist.
He's the RNG of movie director
"No I mean technically when you land in a plane it's a controlled crash land, so technically we have crash landed on earth."
-Jaden Smith
Honestly I used to say shit similar to this to my parents, but my dad would tell me to shut the fuck up.
Yeah like really is crashing into a planet not a crash landing? What was he even trying to say?!?!!?!? I used to say stuff like that thought too.
+GamingRanger I'm sorry I understand this, but he said that landing is crashing but it's controlled.
+Grey Animator yeah but that's stupid lol
watsupjew Exactly like him.
+watsupjew it would've made more sense if the word "crash" was removed from the statement. obvious, but sensible.
Will Smith is fucking adorable. He's Jaden's only fan, but he makes up for it by being extremely enthusiastic.
"What is nothing?"
"WHAT IS NOTHING? NOW THAT'S DEEP. AM I RIGHT, GUYS, HOLY SHIT, THAT'S SO DEEP. MY SON IS SUCH A GENIUS. GOD. SO DEEP."
It is pretty cute, cause you know he does love his son. At least, as far as we fucking know.
DENIED!
lmfao this is so true though 😂
+Eric Sanchez maybe Will and Jayden are doing an extremely long comedic skit
+Liam Anthony Just A FUCKING 13 YEAR SKIT
"I'd bring my son with me on an alien planet because he would die for me"
My dude. That's a little horrifying.
Well he's gotta eat somehow
PHRASING!!
XD
Most parents would prefer to die before their children. Not Will Smith, apparently...
@@AdonanS Hot Take: Jaden Smith secretly can act but chooses not to to fuck over Will for revenge 😂😂
@@blacklivesorblackvotes2985 same with singing I guess
Holy fuck, that M. Night Shyamalan horror reel in the beginning made me howl with laughter.
who can blame michael scott even though a more natural reaction to those fuckin earthbenders would be to die of laughter. jesus christ that scene gets you every damn time
If this is Vinny, then you probably just snickered like a little shit like you do in all your videos.
I'm gonna scream, Vinesauce watches YMS?? MY TWO WORLDS ARE COLLIDING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE!!!
viny??joel?
6 years later...
"Permission to have a good movie, sir."
*"DENIED!"*
XD
You're profile picture makes it better 😂
what's funny is that will smith in real life is very charismatic and likable, while Jaden's a bit more emotionally repressed. but in the movie, will smith is supposed to be really cold and emotionless and Jaden is supposed to be the main character.
@@gadielgonzalez2755 "Your profile picture makes it better...?"
SIR!
"You do realize I'm a high lord of Terra, right?"
"You do realize that... Access, *Denied.* "
Jaden Smith= *Says something stupid*
Will Smith= That is deep!
+Soul Knight ...In the ocean of asinine.
Why Would You Say Such A Thing About My Favorite Love Bud ?
+Ittoqqortoormiit “ᐃᓄᔨᒌᑦᑑᓗᐊᖅᑐᑎᒃ” From the Land of Green that's deep
ur nasty and a bitch
+crazystairs712 If the poop is deep, gotta get some fiber, constipation can be not so deep
My wife and I went to this movie for our first date. We have been together for 9 years now. I think it may have been a shared trauma that made our relationship strong.
Typical millennial getting "traumatized" over fiction
@@shelina.maddrey7566 typical boomer not understanding a joke
Should have went to see GI Jane
@@absentdemon0995 I couldn’t have said it better.
Gross
If eyes aren't real how are trees blue?
That's deep.
+Muu Duu I think I found a title for my memoir. Thanks brah.
+flaistikmen 77 Can you light a room, with a shadow?
+Muu Duu Can You Really Lift A Leg Without Lowering An Arm?
***** Do We Eat The PineAppla Or Does The PineApple Eat Us?
I had to mute the part with the girl in the classroom talking on the microphone, i tried to get through it but it was just too painful.
Exactly, same thing for me.
should i set up a support group for his?
"survivors of that one scene"
The Camera Box
Absolutly
definitely one of the most embarrassing things ever ... and the look of Will Smith afterwards! I crriiinged!
I can't. I can't.
it has to have a stickiness and if there's that stickiness there then I go oh yeah yeah we can stick ideas onto the film because of its stickiness so all my films are very sticky - M Night Shamylan
I have to stick the stickiest sticky to a sticky film that has a certain sticky stickiness
His movies are very easy to stick to because they're covered in shit.
My favorite part was when Will warned his son that 1. Humans haven't been on earth in many thousands of years and 2. Every new animal on earth evolved specifically to kill us (humans).
Imagine having the goal to continually improve at killing a species you have never met.
Natural selection definitely did a few backflips in this movie 😄
It's like being the best mammoth hunter in the world lmao
I am fully convinced this was Will smiths punishment to Jaden
Will : Jaden for the last time I said clean your room
Jaden : Later dad i have a really philosophical tweet world needs right now
Will : That's it I'm calling shyamalan and you're gonna be in his next movie
Jaden : you are the worst dad ever and i'robot wasn't even good
Will : one more word and i swear to god i can get Uwe boll on the line right now.
Jaden : .......
Will : I thought so
😂😂😂
LOL
*DENIED, SIT DOWN!*
no it went like this
Will: For gods sakes Jaden clean yo room
Jaden: Not now dad I'm tryna find the meaning of life
Will: I'm done with you. You're starring in the next shyamalalan film
Jaden: no dad I don't wanna
Will: too bad
Jaden: could I at least pick the scenario
Will: DENIED SIT DOWN
John Smith *Exquisite*
"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" - Jaden Smith
***** "Most Trees Are Blue"
+hammerheadshark45 Jaden Smith contradicts himself. He says that trees are blue, and then says "Trees Are Never Sad". WTF?
How can you drink a drink but can't food a food
but can you drink a food?
soup
It’s so ironic that Will Smith shoved his kids into the spotlight at such a young age which is opposite of what his character in King Richard did with his kids because he wanted them to have a childhood
Ironically he was a better dad WITH A SCRIPT
Because Richard Williams is such a greeeeeat father....
@@BeeryGamerhe is
Dude it is so painful to watch Jaden and Will do joint interviews. Holy fuck. You can just FEEL the engineering there. Like when Jaden says something that could be misconstrued as bad and reflect poorly on Will so he says the exact opposite and completely contradicts himself so that everyone will laugh and forget about what he said before.
All of Jaden's deep thought spazzery is part teenage angst and part his entire life revolving around either trying to impress his dad or trying not to disappoint or embarrass his dad. It's really sad actually. I've been there.
His dad also likes to French kiss his son
Jaden is the product of having so much money education becomes irrelevant and living in California
wow , you're so fucking right . i never noticed that before .
What's a dad though?
It's ridiculous..
I mean the pandering, how will repeats what he says like it's profound or deep and it's just nonsense
I mean.. The accents alone.. major sci fi faux paus. Call an apple an apple.. not a goorkwob, just like you no don't change basic names, don't throw together a ham fisted accent and expect rookie actors to pull it off
But yeah, Will Smith is better than Travolta or Cruise at acting human, but they're still insane scientologists
Alien ghosts make you sad Jayden, go get another e meter reading to release opiates in your brain
That way he fawns over him, repeating and encouraging his hollow ramblings like they're deep, and just rambling about crap related to the movie
They're both just so awkward and will just seems like he doesn't know how to act around his goofy ass kid
Seriously, Will and Jada named their kids WILLOW and JADEN? These two have to be the dorkiest, most overparenting parents I've ever seen in my entire life...
OR they're using the power of procreation to further advertise their names through human beings.
Disgusting... in a moral sense at least.
Hi Todd.
Jonathan Bullas Thank you for getting that ^^
Piemonster Or his new kid SAINT West.
+The Chaos Dragoness That...is almost verbatim what Todd In The Shadows said about them.
Those clips of Will and Jaden are like a fucking cringe thread all on their own.
The girl from the middle school on that Google+ hangout things blinded me with cringe. Really, my eyes were pressed shut because of how hard I was cringing.
+The Hiphopopotamus
And people who had achieved amazing shit have to listen to fifth graders talk because Sony/Universal/whoever paid them ahahaha.
+plmokm33 Wow.. that's deep. That's deeeep.
+The Hiphopopotamus We-we-we-we-we....like....have to reuse the reusable things....and--uh.....
+TheIrishGamer "Because, we-we... like.. have to... have to make sure that.... our future generations are-are... in trouble.. like we are now"... huh?
Chris Rock: "Permission to make a joke about your wife's hair falling out?"
Will Smith: *SLAP* "DENIED! KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!"
This funny af tbh
Celebrities; the breeding ground for memes and gossip.
In fairness, his wife's boyfriend was busting his chops pretty hard that week.
That moment still gets me lol
DENIED!
This video is kinda painfull to watch because of how embarrassing the interviews (and the movie) are.
That *awkward moment* empathy
The google plus part hurt me.
+Thiago Monteiro
Yeah Will and Jayden are definitely cringy
+Thiago Monteiro Amen to that...
Are the interviews embarassing? Does that make it something? Or nothing? Are all interviews blue that crashed into embarassement?
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - M. Night Shyamalan
The Irony
So... he started as a hero *The Sixth Sense* And eventually became a villain *Last Airbender* 🤔
Wait really he said that?? I knew the name always struck me familiar lol thought that was like a poet or something from the 20th century
[] Jem the original quote was from Harvey Dent in 2008 batman.
+[] Jem ...
_"I thought maybe he had a speech impediment."_
Your Mother is a legend. Please tell her.
U can see where he got his wit from
@@ConfuzzledTomato Also his voice
did we ever saw his dad??
I also love that his mom has the same base knowledge of knowing m night sucks
I love howWill Smith couldn’t even be bothered to attend M. Night’s birthday to pitch his film but just does it over the phone later after pretending to apologize.
Most trees are blue.
+The Hiphopopotamus That's deep.
+The Hiphopopotamus How could mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
+AnIrishComposer Maybe they're the only thing that's real, but everything it shows us is lies. Thus it shows us with eyes that aren't real, but the mirror is real. But then how do we see the lies the mirror shows us, including our eyes?
You still stump me Jaden! Why? How? I need you to explain your teachings... other than that you are a seriously delusional egotistical teen with parents whom are obsessed with parading their clones... I mean offspring.
Sabrina Dean ......that's deep bra.....real deep.
I think he's trying to say how trees are sad due to the amount of pollution and harm we are causing on the environment
I didn't even know there was a Trey Smith
Jaden: What is nothing?
Will: That's deep.
Marklemagne ThAtS dEeP
Of course his name is "Willard" since Will Smith is such an egomaniac.
his first kid with his first wife
Oh so that’s why he is invisible like that .
"I even produced the other actor" well played.
jambi Jambii Will played
Nice
matt matt you speak the true truth
Outstanding move.
"The other actor used to be my jizz"
Jaden’s laugh honestly sounds like he’s crying, which is almost a kind of sad metaphor, because even when he’s happy, he’s still crying.
If newborn babies could speak they would probably tell tales of absolute horror. Who would want to be stuck inside another person for 9 months?!
Each child would be born doing a monologue that would put the works of HP Lovecraft to shame.
"I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT MAN!!"
They don't even have enough brain cells to remember what happened two seconds ago,so how could they tell what was it like to be a bunch of cells?
I bet it was comfy
@@malis9045 Why are you the way you are
when there's three parts to a YMS review, you know its a shitty movie
Marc Alcatraz so coolcat saves the kids (it has 2 part) was not really a very shitty movie?
Marc Alcatraz I'm sorry but faithful finding and cool cat are FUCKING masterpieces
if a movie has any parts on this channel, its shitty.
Marc Alcatraz gg
ya dun goofed up nau
Will: (talking about Jaden): Just based on our relationship, I know you'd be willing to give your life for me.
Jaden: ummm
I can't believe you could have so much of an ego that you would state that your son would give your life for you. Your son.
Samuel McD Will Smith is to famous to die!!
Will: Okay son, we're in a strange and hostile environment but what we need to do is stay calm and don't panic.
Jaden: How are you so relaxed?! I'm freaking out right now!
Will: Well, I'm okay because I have you.
Jaden: W-Wow Dad, that's...that's so nice of you to say.
Will: Yeah, I mean if something dangerous comes around then I can just use you as a human shield!
Jaden: Wait WHAT?!
Will: Of course! As your father it is your duty to protect and take care of me even if it costs you your life!
Jaden: B-But shouldn't it be the other way around? As in 'YOU' would protect 'ME' with 'YOUR' life? I'm your son!
Will: Don't be selfish Jaden!
That's why I don't like him as much as others do. The guy's charismatic as fuck but he ends up being pretty egotistical and fake with his smiles and sweet words. You get the feeling that he isn't really genuine.
The most fucked up thing I could ever imagine a parent saying. And right to his kid's face and he didn't see anything wrong about it.
@@bananatiergod I still love him in MiB. But outside of the silver screen.... no.
I work as a cashier at walmart and when someone came into my aisle with this movie i told them how bad it was. they quickly put the movie back and then grabbed Iron Giant, best day at work ever!
You also saved a life that day. Karma now owes you.
/r/ThatHappened
You are a beautiful person. God bless you.
hfs from one of the worst movies ever to the best animated movie ever. You are a god and those ppl are forever in your debt
ZetaChamp thanks now i'm going to watch the iron giant for the 183752344 time
Watching Will Smith with Jaden in interviews is some of the most uncomfortable shit I've ever seen. I can't imagine what kind of issues it's causing his other children.
His older son from his first marriage doesn't rally talk to him and hasn't for a long time, as for his daughter williow: she's just as up her own ass as jayden is.
@@Hammerhead547 Wrong. She actually committed self harm because of the pressure Will put on her during the whole Whip My Hair thing. His kids deserve sympathy, not judgement. Will nearly drove his fucking daughter to commit suicide because of the expectations he put on her, like wtf.
Stout Shako poor willow I feel so bad for her I don’t care if she’s rich and has a famous dad she still shouldn’t have to go through that shit because of her father
@@rhodopisdenile8977 , well, as we've seen with the case of Britney Spears, a parent can take a child actor/singer and force them to perform for their own profit or other personal gain.
I was a teenager when Spears started having very public mental health crises, and I judged and mocked her like most everyone else at the time. I fully did not understand the context and did not try to understand.
I am glad to see that people generally seem to be more aware of the abuse that child stars are often subjected to, so there's more empathy and less judgment. The entertainment industry as a whole is a very predatory and abusive industry.
10:47 holy shit calm down socrates
Fuck off Nietzsche and Stirner, Jayden's in the house
you just don't get it cause you haven't experienced 16 whole years of life in a secluded, pampered elite neighborhood with an overly coddling mother and father
The fact is that I have to go back to sleep in my head. Help me get my money back to me!😑💩💩💩💩💩😑
Hey,Kant,Hobbes and Hegel! Go fuck yourselves
All the emotion he bottled up for this performance was finally uncorked last week.
O
M
G
XD
It’s not his fault there were too many graviton vibrations and it was stressing him out
Oh, philosophically, he's up there with the greats. Aristotle, Plato, Confucius, Methhead down my street that forgot how to speak English from too much meth.
jontron reference
+Radu Marin wat episode...pls
guerin balkovec Bootleg Pokemon Games
JAANTRAAN!
stride99 swood analysis
YMS was one of the first gamers to say "We live in a society". What an amazing visionary.
Yeeaaaaah, but he didn’t even say the N word so can he even be called a gamer?
Neal true AND he’s gay so how can he hate minorities if he’s also a minority?
Ze Corn King the minority of long-haired men?
@@yourlocalbicronoverlord hes also a furry lmfao
@@ok-xs2oo welp not a gamer
9:25 That is the most disturbing thing I have ever heard. What parent would even entertain the idea of their kid giving up their life for them rather than the other way around? I'm really sad for those kids.
I'm pretty sure it was just a joke dude
Casual reminder that Willow Smith actually committed self harm because she was so unhappy that her father FORCED her to do Whip My Hair and become a national laughingstock. True facts, look it up.
@@StoutShako damn fr?
@@StoutShako That's not true lol. Nowhere does she say it's because "her dad forced her to do it" or literally anything about her dad playing a part in why she began cutting.
I hear parent say they have kids for someone to take care of them when there old
Rewatching this after the slap. I want to enjoy the pure insanity that is Will Smith.
Unfortunately when in an actual movie, Will Smith is as boring as a slapless Oscars.
That was 4 weeks ago? God damn.
@@jffry890 i know right?
@@jffry890 Time flies by way too fast.
@@MisterDutch93 Too fast
9:11 this is a beautiful encapsulation of the relationship Will has with his kids and how that love is not what he makes out to be. Think about that answer. If he was crash-landed on a planet rather than being happy that it was just him with his family safe somewhere else he'd rather them BOTH be stranded on an unknown planet essentially sentencing them both to death rather than just himself. When answering stream of consciousness this is what he unwittingly describes his relationship with Jaden as. Worse yet is his explanation that he'd bring Jaden not because he loves him and couldn't bear to never see him again, but because Jaden would "die for him".
He was so anxious to virtue signal how much he loves his son that he sprinted headlong into pretty much the worst possible answer you could give. Hats off to Megan from Boston because that innocuous question elicited possibly the realest look we've ever gotten into the reality of Will Smith the off-camera father.
My goodness
All trees are blue
I'm not a fanboy of Will/Jaden Smith, i'm not even a fan at all really, but i think you're reading a bit too deep into what happened there. I haven't watched the whole clip, but it seems as though Will had no idea that question was coming up, so in the moment, he made up an answer that he didn't fully think through.
@@Manglet762 That's the entire point though. He wasn't crafting an answer and that's what he said when his guard was down. The point was that everything about Will's family is not about his family, but about Will.
Honestly I don't know if I believe that his answer would've been different had he known the question ahead of time. Something tells me that the realization that I came to about his answer would not have come to him.
I think he was just referencing the movie lmao
Never forget 9/11
He invited Will Smith to his birthday party and he didn't come
😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😭
I love when he emphasizes how Will has 20 projects on the go and he just about looks into the camera and says "I have 0 projects!" lmao. One day he's just gonna start screaming "I directed Sixth Sense, don't you assholes remember me!?"
@@s871-c1q "0 is something"
DENIED
M. Night.... Wtf happened to you?
Yeet Man arrogance or being a one-trick pony?
Shyamalan directed this movie. That's the *twist!*
Chromasus wouldn't the real twist be if Will Smith directed it
Language 1000 years in the future would be literally incomprehensible to us now. Not just some kooky accent. Average people can't even understand the Canterbury Tales spoken aloud, let alone Beowulf. Give it a try
Honestly, even half that time would be difficult. At my local library I managed to find a copy of Gulliver's Travels written in the original 16th century print. You know, back when the "s" looked like "f". It was readable, but I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a learning curve when starting it out.
They could just talk normaly while make sure people understand they don´t actualy speak English for example with writing. Similiar how show Vikings do it or every dubbed version of (not just) American movie where English is not first language.
Latin was the most popularized language among the Roman empire.
Now it is considered a dead language over a thousand years later. Only used for research and how to spell and pronounce words in kid's spelling bees.
I’m half convinced you’re right, but I also figure that now we have the internet and content that will be easily accessible forever we are heading for a significant language stagnation the likes of which has never been seen in human history.
Also humanity will destroy itself within a thousand years anyway 🤷🏻♂️
@@That2J to be clear, we have seen a very similar situation. Standard Arabic has held itself to the language of the Qu'ran ever since the book was written
"We had a linguist come in and breakdown what language would be used 1000 years in the future."
And it's modern English with a slightly bizarre twang? Are you sure the linguist wasn't just a homeless man who realized M. Night Shyamalan is a moron who would pay him if he pretended to be a linguist?
ayo das deep
+J.R. Ireland That guy got a paycheck for bsing his way around Will Smith, a guy that believes in space gods and alien ghosts, that's pretty sweet.
That Linguist was most likely right. English WILL grow to be alot more common in the feature than it is now, and as it spreads and grows, it may pick up little bits of the languages it replaces
***** I didn't ignore the other languages. They will eventually be phased out and replaced. Sorta like what happened with latin
***** " around Mediterranean Sea"
thats not exactly a diverse area.
every content on earth now has at least one english speaking population, and many countries like canada, the us, britain, australia, etc speak predominantly english
YMS and IHateEverything should have a love child.
+TheGCritic considering adams preferences that would be possible
+Murcia doxial Considering IHE may disappear, I don't know
The Lonely Bounty Hunter who has nothing else to do thats just bullshit from derek savage, dont belive his nonsense
+TheGCritic And they should force their child to have a youtube channel and make them awkwardly try to have an internet persona before they discover their own persona.
+Zadamanim there child shall be a furry that makes movies
jaden smith "deep" parts were cringy as hell damn it even hurt
"The frequency of the atoms"
This guy is going to major in particle physics, clearly.
Amen thank you for saying this. We need to start an anti Smith movement! Just cause they’re adding so much cringe to the world
The irony of his best role being in a movie when he was just a child.
back after Will's epic oscar performace
I blame Will Smith for every bad thing about this movie. Shyamalan's reputation for shit was well established at this point, and Will still chose to work with him. And he was clearly more excited about the prospect of this movie than Jaden was. To me, this movie is a Will Smith ego trip disguised as a father/son project. If you two want to bond and have family time, fine, but leave the rest of America out of it.
cyanmanta I agree but... The whole world suffered through it! : (
Jaden looks like hes about to cry all the time
And a dumbass trying to be smart.
Probably because he constantly was off camera
My buddy calls that tiger woods syndrome
he brobably is. damn if he is gonna have some serious depression issues in his life...
One of the signs of "bad acting"
you were supposed to review the movie not dismantle his family
Why not do both?
And?
Purpose of the movie was a vehicle for his family - worthy of being part of the movie review
motionfx. You don’t see the bigger picture do you ?
How can’t you point out mediocrity of this magnitude?
I love how the poster for After Earth in that one Shyamalan interview makes it look like Will and Jadyn are just staring at him in disbelief and anger.
The way these clips are isolated, Will Smith comes off as a very creepy guy.
YMS is very good at that.
Are you implying he isn't creepy?
That's not the clips, he actually is a creep
@@lotariovergamota6984 umm.. wat
@@SponzifyMee what you read
ugh this is so cringey to watch...the interviews with jaden and will, i mean. oh my god holy shit
*Mm, okay thats deep*
"Nova Solar system"
Is this movie joking?
Our system is called the solar system because the sun used to be called "Sol".
If we go to a different star, it's not the fucking Solar System. This is grade 1 shit, Shyamalamadingdong.
SHHHHHHH
DON'T TELL HIM!
+Victor Viridian I learned that from playing mass effect
better call sol
actually it's called the solar system because it's a system that orbits a sun. Sol being Latin for sun(i think). Not because our sun/star is called 'Sun'
Actually, 'Sol' is sun in Spanish.
That blinking, almost teary-eyed anger when he says "DENIED, SIT DOWN👇" looks a lot like how he looked at Chris Rock from the audience.
I'm not saying it's the same emotion, he's acting here... I think
He was acting then, too. Putting on a show to appease his lovi-- well,.. his wife.
I just call it Nepotism: The movie.
Yep. Not that the entirety of Hollywood isn't based on that, but this was just putting it up front.
+max larsen Or "Corny Bros."
+wingsandash pretty much
satireknight Well the movie is in Deep Shit.
"I know you'd be willing to give your life for me." Who the fuck says this to their children?
+chrishansen00
'I need a heart son, I know you'd be willing to give your life for me.' the fuck dad.
Cretinous egomaniacs. That's why I detest Will Smith in all the roles I've ever seen him play, he is a terrible actor that only plays himself and his ego.
Did you know? The inability to be scared is a sign for low intelligence or for being a psycopath. Good job movie!
Luckily, I'm crippled by my own anxiety & fear! Guess I must be a genius & an empath.
@@Hannah-wr5km 😂😂😂😂😂
Low intelligence? That is...not true.
Researchers can't even come to a consensus on how to measure intelligence (general intelligence vs. specific intelligences).
And the parts of the brain related to higher thought are not the same as those that generate fear as an emotional and physiological response.
It is true that a limited range of emotion is a characteristic of psychopathy, which isn't really an actual psychiatric diagnosis. And people with psychopathic traits can be of average or above average intelligence.
@@janeeyre1990 idk, seems pretty straightforward to me. You'd have to be an idiot not to fear some things.
@@alexandrumarin8981 , do you think people with leprosy are idiots for not feeling physical pain?
adam: "Who doesn't like Will Smith?"
me, watching in 2022: Chris Rock
How Are Ursas Real If Their Eyes Aren't Real.
Umm Goose fucking genius
No they’re called Uhsas.
Woah
My dad likes this movie and the new fantastic 4 movie....
I want a new dad
Sad.
rip in heaven
+Mr. Titties Yay, not the only person with a parent who liked those!!
erik990915 Good for you, at least your family can agree on something. (Please don't hate me, not trying to be sarcastic so sorry if it seems like that)
once you go black... you never meet your daaaad...
Fun fact, "Kitai" is Russian for "China". Imagine how much funnier this movie is in Russian translation.
Elisa Castro lol
“He’s kind of a cash magnet, to say the least.”
Gemini Man: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career.
Adam I want every picture of you with that face hung up on my wall
Next to Jaden Smith of course
well a crash landing is any landing where the plane can't take off from again. and most intercontinental flights end without enough fuel to take off again. so Jaden is kinda right
Miles Scott SAME
Memiles1 _ yessssss
I predict a massive Jaden Smith breakdown by the time he's 20.
+CagedChaosRB Sounds about right.
Cocaine addict by the time he's 18.
Everyone expects it
+CagedChaosRB What if What ...Wasnt What - Jameme Smith
@@TheG_Boy haha
Watching Will Smith listening and seeing his son say all that bullshit while kinda agreeing, you know, that deep inside he saying '' the fuck are you saying '' that is the most amusing I see the two do and I want more of it
Best explanation I can give as to why this grown ass man is agreeing with and encouraging the pretentious little shit thoughts of his teenage son is probably related to their adherence to Scientology. Will's a scientologist, no? If I'm not mistaken, the religion is all about how our reality is more or less not real (a dream or simulation), so some kid questioning "what is something" or "what is nothing" or "trees are blue" probably makes him happy cause he thinks he raised his son well in his religion or something.....fuck if I know man, I'm just spitballing here to try and make sense of how retarded Will is acting.
+Longknife Will Smith is a Baptist
AndrewArgonaut
Raised Baptist. If you follow news and such on the matter, there seems to be no clear answer on what he is. He's never stated it and his agents actively avoid answering. Unless you know a source I don't?
It's gotta be them damn memes son, amiright?
+Longknife i just think will smith is a parent inwardly cringing because he doesn't know how to tell his child that he needs to stop talking
This video slaps
""ah i cant sleep.too many gravitons""
that was fucking gold
I was writing something while watching this, and instead of writing "it" I wrote "sir"
***** I HAVE NOT BEEN FOLLOWING THE CONDUCT OF A RANGER, SAH!
if you planned that joke, your a mastermind.
Mariah Jefferson
No, I just make dumb mistakes :)
jayblade2000 good enough, I'll still admire you
SUH!
Hold up
Didn’t show up to M Night’s birthday party but asked to have a movie made for his kid??
Who doesn’t like potential free cake and alcohol smh
because parties, especially birthday parties, are the most awkward and forced things ever.
"Will smith can't just be famous, he has to breed famous." with will smith face just made me laugh
Yaaah, it's Rewind Time.
dead meme
5:40
Some even say that Will Smith uses the "ghosting" technique in his career as a parent.
Just like Bill Cosby? Ghost dad 🤣
@@paulmajano bill cosby in hell. Come see him. czcams.com/video/n7rjEEk7q9M/video.html
This is only a theory and I know we can't know for sure, but I suspect that the "real" Will Smith is the closest to his character in After Earth, out of all his roles.
M. Night described Jaden being sensitive and protective of his emotions and Will effortlessly shifting from one emotion to another.
That tells me that Jaden isn't faking his emotions. You only try to hide genuine emotions from other people because you are afraid of being judged.
It also tells me that Will Smith is faking his emotions when he's acting, because it's unlikely that he is able to genuinely feel happy, then sad, then angry, then happy again, etc. on command in a matter of moments. So he is capable of (relatively) convincingly faking emotions like happiness, empathy, and so on.
Why would a young man be afraid of being judged for his emotions? Perhaps because the people close to him have a habit of judging and shaming him for expressing his emotions? People like his father?
But why would Will Smith shame his son for showing emotion, you ask?
Because he does really want to be the perfect celebrity family. His children are a reflection of his brand and image. He named one after himself, he keeps his disappointing first child out of he limelight, he pushes his son on directors so he can be a movie star, he has his son train to look like a Hollywood hunk when running, etc.
To be the perfect representative of the family brand, Jaden has to be able to control and fake his emotions. Hide when he's feeling sad, look happy for the cameras.
I think that Will Smith is performing all the time, to the point that he has suppressed all emotion like Cypher Rage (sp?).
The Oscar slap fits into this theory because Will Smith initially laughed in response to the joke.
Did he really find it funny? Or was he acting like he found it funny, to play the role of a good award show attendee?
Then he marched onto the stage and slapped Chris Rock before sitting down and yelling at him.
Did he really feel angry? Or was he acting angry, to play the role of a protective husband?
Does Will Smith ever feel anything? Does he exist when he's not being perceived?
A solid minute and fifteen seconds dedicated to Shyamalan Shock.
Respect.
The 2022 Academy Awards sent me
Wait, wait, wait. The "aliens" are still called aliens even though it's the humans who are technically the aliens on this new planet? Or did the "aliens" move to Nova Prime too because they fucked up their planet?
I appreciate your explanation. If the audience needed to read the book to fully understand the film, then I think they messed up even more than I originally thought.
Man Mexicans gotta confuse everything.
British Tea
I just wanted to say that, the fans of _"2001: A Space Odyssey"_ say that _to fully understand the film, you should read the book_.
Before you ask, Im not defending _After Earth_ nor _2001_ fans.
This is so typical of a story Shyamalan would come up with...
Not really. I read the book, yes, but for me Clarke's vision differs very much from Kubrik's. I see 2001 the movie as a big cinema experiment (like the final sequence through the Monolith is basically Kubrick experimenting with a camera, textures, colors and light). I've read several analysis of the movie reading it as a standalone work. For example, Hal being a metaphor for God, as he has the power of life and death over the Discovery crew, but a the same time displays much more emotion than his human crewmates, who act a lot more robotic, do contrast the soulessness of humans in a highly technological society, Hal being a schizophrenic psychopath that has to be lobotomized, and the final sequence being a sort of transcendence where Bowman achieves an enlightened state from a life of introspection.
All that only shows that 2001, one of the best movies of all time, no question about that, does not NEED the book to be understood and reading the book will by no means end all interpretation possibilities the movie offers, far more than the book, that's entertaining but VERY badly written, from a stylistic point of view, like most sci-fi novels.
"When you land in a plane, it's a controlled crash landing..."
Wtf, does this kid not know the meaning of the word crash? A controlled crash landing just sounds like an oxymoron. Go back to school Jaden.
hadd93 if it's an oxymoron what was 9/11
This is what happens when the whole world gets to watch you be an embarassing mid puberty kid :(
If I said that when I was young I'd want my father to smack me...
hadd93 ok i know this is a way old comment but most kid celebrities have to be homeschooled and usally dont take it seriously as they want movie money. or maybe their parents want movie money.
I would argue that theres a spectrum from landing to crash.
22:41 to 22:49 when your voice accidently flows to the background beat
It's so perfect
What's the anime character in your profile picture?
+Leroy Jenkins Jill Valentine from Resident Evil
(Pssst, he just wants a new keyword for his R34 collection.)
Damn straight I do!
"They want nothing more than to be known as the perfect celebrity family" damn that aged so fucking poorly 😂
Forcing children into the Movie/Music industry... like back in the day with the Jackson 5.
Greeeeat idea, Will
I can't stand how Will Smith talks to his son in these clups. It's like Jaden is 4 or 5 and he's just trying to entertain him.
Jaden: Dad, trees are blue. And 0 is nothing, but something.
Will: Uh huh. That's deep. you're so smart. Here. Have a cookie. Show everyone your confused puppy dog face. Such a cute kid.
My step dad insisted that me and my mom see this film....
He and my mom are divorced now
A story for the ages
This movie can break any marriage
Congratulations
Your mom made the right choice.
``0 is a undefined number'' ?!?!?!?!?!
Is Jaden crazy!!!!
The first axiom of Peano Arithmetik, for the definition of numbers, is: `0 is a number'.
That's the LITERAL definition of `0'
I know that probably not many people have had a college course in math, but that statement kinda pissed me off.
+Jeroen van Wees Lol maybe education is more important that Jaden thinks.
+Jeroen van Wees You don't need to take a college course to know that, I'm in hight school and I know that.
***** I don't know what that means!
In dutch schools all subjects have different names. I did have ``Math B'', and ``Math D'', as they're called here, B being obligatory for anyone following a science-based curriculum, and D being more complex.
But you also got A and C, and i've got no idea what's thaught in those classes.
And finally, how come so many people are commenting on this one, snide remark i made?!? I really don't get it!
+Jeroen van Wees
I never even finished school and even I know that. so how come they let jaden say this kind of damn crap and his dad being 'yeahthatsdeepgoodworkson' tho he was the one who encouraged his son for this kind of crap in the first place 'oh our son is absolutely a genius, he doesnt know difference between up and down but he is just so genius' just make it stop.
"Elon Musk, the co-founder of PayPal" ah yes, that guy
I mean they still did say Tesla
@@diosrightcalfmuscle4090 he never denied its existence. He opened his factory a bit earlier than everyone else.
@@diosrightcalfmuscle4090 This was also in 2014
Elon Musk, easily one of the most recognizable and popular figures in the entire world?
@@diosrightcalfmuscle4090 They also forgot "Child Labor Cobalt Mine Owner"
Will=i know you would give me your live if i need it
Jaden=uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
9:12 Will to Jaden "If you had to I know you'd give your life for me" That is the single most self centered narcissistic thing I have ever heard. A dad expecting his son to sacrifice their life to save his own, like damn. "Ah shit son don't worry. If you die I'll just make another one" It should be the opposite way around
Must have been why Jaden said "UMMMMMM"
You know he was kidding right?
I almost feel that Will Smith is being sarcastic when he says "that's deep".
Yeah it definitely sounded like him sarcastically poking a little fun at him instead of encouraging it, which kind of made their relationship seem a little more relatable. Plus with a lot of things Will and Jaden have said more recently about that time in Jaden's life it kind of fits that narrative.
I got the opposite impression. Like Will is a yes-man encouraging Jaden's pseudo-deep garbage instead speaking to him like a real person.
He's just standing by his son. He's not going to say "yeah my son is a pretentious douchebag"
I'm just glad I wasn't born will smith's kid. What a bizarre situation to be in
Or when he went “wow”
'And I even produced the other actor.' Will Smith is only charismatic when someone else writes his dialogue for him.
"You know, just based on our relationship I know you'd be willing to give your life for me"
That line made me laugh, because of how bizarre that line of thought is, as well as it make Will Smith look like he had a son to use as a meat shield.
I'm all for supporting your kid and their ideas, but when their thoughts outspoken are that stupid, dont be afraid to tell them that they are wrong. I'm certainly glad people did that for me.
Tell them that they're "wrong" to have their own opinions and ideas? If you tell your kid you think the way they feel and see the world is stupid you're a shitty person
@@Mels0103 if you never challenge their perspective or dont call them out on their bs they can grow up either being incredibly misled and naive or arrogant. Telling someone they're wrong doesn't make you a shitty person or a poor parent.
Just discovered this guy, gonna sub
Thanks.
+Yaeven ain't talking to you
marko julio Oh. Sorry.
How the hell did you think he was talking about you.
Danny Do He was probably drunk, lol
W E L I V E I N A S O C I E T Y
You gays made a movie
Give this man a P U L I T Z E R !
Gamers rise up
@@RRHardyHar
As you know
WE’RE SUPPOSED TO ACT IN A CIVILISED WAY
God that interview at the middle school made me physically uncomfortable.
"I thought he had a speech impediment" 😂 😂 😂
The moral of the story: Graviton buildup could be a precursor to mass expansion.
This whole time I thought it was from eating too many calories.
@@blankpage9277 That's just what the Atkins people WANT you to think! Confirmed - this movie is diet propaganda.
I've got a bunch of gravitons building up in my fridge, but I bought some bleach and I'm gonna clean it tomorrow.
Oh no!😱