Guy That Never Cooks

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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
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  • @randomtheorist251
    @randomtheorist251 Před 24 dny +1135

    Guys... Let him cook.

  • @master41073
    @master41073 Před 24 dny +669

    This video is perfect sound board:
    Press 2: "stop"
    Press 3: "Burrito bowl"
    Press 4: "No"
    Press 5: "Yes"
    Press 6: "Do it"
    Press 9: "That's not an argument"

    • @victorcharles27
      @victorcharles27 Před 24 dny +36

      YES IT IS CU...😅

    • @RavenMobile
      @RavenMobile Před 24 dny +5

      That's perfectly lined up right there! I love it.

    • @Deepanshu95k
      @Deepanshu95k Před 24 dny +3

      that's fun to play with ahah

    • @rahu5467
      @rahu5467 Před 24 dny

      234569
      huh it did nothing
      sthu dude

    • @connorp3030
      @connorp3030 Před 24 dny +1

      Playing a lil conversation like
      Do it
      No
      Yes
      Stop
      Burrito bowl!
      That's not an argument!

  • @matth5680
    @matth5680 Před 24 dny +369

    That final line was delivered with perfection 👌

    • @dragonzord6615
      @dragonzord6615 Před 24 dny +2

      That last line was very very loud compared to the rest :/

    • @edwilliams233
      @edwilliams233 Před 24 dny +6

      @@dragonzord6615 ...that's the point?

  • @AimeeKateKelly
    @AimeeKateKelly Před 24 dny +184

    “I’m just in a funk“ that’s what I tell myself too 😂

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc Před 23 dny +2

      i belieb in u

  • @palashbhaumik42069
    @palashbhaumik42069 Před 24 dny +51

    "Today's sponsor, Hello Fresh!"

  • @Gerbsert
    @Gerbsert Před 23 dny +22

    Guys i don’t think this was even a comedy skit this just felt like a real argument. Immaculate performances, such powerful delivery

  • @meijames
    @meijames Před 24 dny +40

    I like that the cat looks concerned by the yelling for a second and goes right back to grooming itself. 0:15

  • @evanliveshere
    @evanliveshere Před 24 dny +110

    love when these things form a meta analogy

  • @jasperkooij1891
    @jasperkooij1891 Před 24 dny +63

    I feel personally attacked 😂

    • @SuperLloyd84
      @SuperLloyd84 Před 23 dny +2

      Literally thought I was watching myself... I might actually be Jaxson.

  • @Bobby-wn5yr
    @Bobby-wn5yr Před 24 dny +21

    I swear my last 3 years of living in shared houses every housemate I had was Jackson
    Also getting a doordash ad for this video was *chef’s kiss*

  • @Eldrich4291
    @Eldrich4291 Před 24 dny +184

    Cooking's not difficult. However, tidying up after....

    • @s.baldrick3807
      @s.baldrick3807 Před 24 dny +19

      One pot meals baby

    • @drunkenhobo5039
      @drunkenhobo5039 Před 24 dny +15

      @@s.baldrick3807 The wok is possibly mankind's greatest invention.

    • @demrasnawla
      @demrasnawla Před 24 dny +18

      Just minimise pans & tidy up while you cook, and cook multiple servings to make good use of the cooking & cleaning time

    • @pigymc1695
      @pigymc1695 Před 24 dny +1

      @@drunkenhobo5039 absolute facts

    • @aperinich
      @aperinich Před 24 dny +1

      Not really. Just do the dishes and get over it FFS
      Not complicated. Not time consuming. It takes a few minutes and the most basic of sensibilities.
      What TF is wrong with people?

  • @TarzansMom
    @TarzansMom Před 24 dny +23

    Jaxon is mind-controlled by the cat who obviously has designs on his Muscle Chef.

  • @TPW13
    @TPW13 Před 24 dny +32

    air fryer will save the day

  • @myfathersjawline
    @myfathersjawline Před 24 dny +49

    darcys acting as the dellivery guy was magnificent

  • @sea_air_ahhh5776
    @sea_air_ahhh5776 Před 23 dny +6

    I know this is a comedy sketch but there is so much truth in it. I lived like this for a huge chunk of my 20’s. I probably could’ve paid off my student loans with all the money I spent on delivery.

  • @coolunusual
    @coolunusual Před 24 dny +41

    "I gotta eat" lol Caleb Hammer hears that in his nightmares

    • @Pommygirl1st
      @Pommygirl1st Před 23 dny +2

      S A N D W I C H

    • @coolunusual
      @coolunusual Před 23 dny +3

      @@Pommygirl1st sounds like a new invention

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot Před 21 dnem +1

      LOL love that guy!
      "Eat ramen!"

    • @Pommygirl1st
      @Pommygirl1st Před 20 dny

      @@coolunusual It could be revolutionary!

  • @MagneticPowder
    @MagneticPowder Před 11 dny +1

    It’s so much less frustrating when people argue honestly like “I don’t want to do it because it’s hard and I’m lazy”.

  • @ungrave5231
    @ungrave5231 Před 24 dny +20

    Every single video calls out a specific weakness of mine recently. Even if it's a bit exaggerated from my situation

  • @justintan7658
    @justintan7658 Před 23 dny +7

    1:13 "Yes it is Cu-" got me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lochness5524
    @lochness5524 Před 24 dny +7

    The timing of this is perfect. Came up while I’am making dinner

  • @jr5993
    @jr5993 Před 24 dny +5

    This is me. I live alone and haven't cooked properly since like November last year.

  • @TheRICKY85
    @TheRICKY85 Před 24 dny +9

    I cook in bulk and freeze everything, out of financial necessity and laziness. One meal for dinner, for a month.

    • @closeben
      @closeben Před 24 dny

      How do you make that last a month? At most I think I have made 9 servings out of one cook up. Usually it’s only around 6.

    • @TheRICKY85
      @TheRICKY85 Před 24 dny +4

      @@closeben I cook more than the recipe says?
      Also, I do eat a smaller serving.

    • @closeben
      @closeben Před 24 dny +1

      @@TheRICKY85 I don’t even use recipes. What I mean is how do you physically make that much. I guess it requires a HUGE pot, or just multiple pots of the same thing. And that’s also a tonne of ingredients to use all at once. Then it requires so much space in the freezer. I don’t have that much free space.

    • @TheRICKY85
      @TheRICKY85 Před 24 dny +4

      I either use a big pot, and/or combine it after. My freezer isn't large either, but I also don't put much else in it.
      I think I usually use a kilo of mince, two kilos of veggies and a kilo of carbs.

    • @closeben
      @closeben Před 24 dny +1

      @@TheRICKY85 i unfortunately only have access to one of those tiny freezers which is in the top part of a fridge and has a giant unused ice compartment, and it’s shared with two other people… I can fit 4 frozen meals in there max… But also it takes me so long to cook I wouldn’t have the energy to do much more.

  • @DJBunny1001
    @DJBunny1001 Před 24 dny +3

    Watching this as I procrastinate cooking and am considering a takeout

  • @gingerstallion
    @gingerstallion Před 24 dny +12

    I couldn't concentrate because your kitty is so cute. she is beautiful.

  • @n8archy121
    @n8archy121 Před 21 dnem +2

    I feel attacked and was already planning on getting something tonight

  • @arrongumbrell539
    @arrongumbrell539 Před 9 dny

    Darcy acting as a cat was spot on

  • @sophiabrewer7343
    @sophiabrewer7343 Před 24 dny +8

    Darcy’s acting as the cat is top tier.

  • @SaraBryan-sw7ri
    @SaraBryan-sw7ri Před 24 dny +36

    Your videos are seriously cool, keep 'em coming!

  • @archangel_josh
    @archangel_josh Před 23 dny +2

    I loath cooking so much that I eat pretty much the exact same snacks every single day and say I'm counting macros. Think fruit, cereal, nuts, chicken sandwich, protein shakes, cans of tuna. Nothing requires heating up or preparation. It's the way to live.

  • @MeekMitts
    @MeekMitts Před 24 dny +2

    when you realize that the person who berates you for cooking food wrong, is also the person who never cook xD

  • @GrGidley99
    @GrGidley99 Před 23 dny

    These last two vids I've felt personally attacked xD Keep em comin' boys!

  • @CelestialShock
    @CelestialShock Před 24 dny +5

    thought this was gonna be a sponsor to hello fresh or something like it

  • @KlaraL-_-
    @KlaraL-_- Před 22 dny +1

    I noticed your cat and she/he is so beautiful! 🤍🐱

  • @carolinetaylor5594
    @carolinetaylor5594 Před 24 dny +39

    Nah I agree with Jaxon. F*ck cooking every day. Also, love the kitty 😍

    • @Aaron-ne4kr
      @Aaron-ne4kr Před 22 dny

      You ain't gotta cook every day, make big batches and fridge the leftovers!

  • @jeffkaplentm
    @jeffkaplentm Před 24 dny +5

    The fact that they were shilling uber eats is so ironic

  • @razzy_modo
    @razzy_modo Před 24 dny +5

    Loved the cut at the end

  • @johncole4021
    @johncole4021 Před 20 dny +1

    This channel is just videos of my life 😂

  • @senomous7798
    @senomous7798 Před 24 dny +3

    as someone that is too lazy to cook this is relatable

  • @homeless_greg_games
    @homeless_greg_games Před 24 dny +64

    HE'S ON THE OBESITY SPEEDRUN

    • @henrythebananaboy
      @henrythebananaboy Před 24 dny +2

      Hi

    • @jazxyo4863
      @jazxyo4863 Před 24 dny

      Just to let yk guzman is actually a pretty healthy decent calorie option and muscle nation is great with protein. unless you eat a whales worth you wont get fat

    • @homeless_greg_games
      @homeless_greg_games Před 24 dny +2

      @@henrythebananaboy whats good

    • @fizz1862
      @fizz1862 Před 24 dny +1

      hi

    • @henrythebananaboy
      @henrythebananaboy Před 23 dny +1

      @@homeless_greg_games hi how are you today

  • @quinnsmithy8778
    @quinnsmithy8778 Před 24 dny

    your videos make me happy, thank you! 😄😄😄

  • @kristinsaysgah4257
    @kristinsaysgah4257 Před 24 dny

    I love how Jaxon just goes off at the end in a fit of rage. “YES IT IS!!”

  • @ArchIVEDCinema
    @ArchIVEDCinema Před 23 dny

    Watching this after binge-watching Caleb Hammer's Financial Audits goes hard! 😂

  • @_lonath_
    @_lonath_ Před 24 dny +1

    This is literally me.
    He was just eatinf a My Muscle Chef Chipotle Chicken Burrito Bowl

  • @HD_Heresy
    @HD_Heresy Před 22 dny +1

    The final line 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tuckerphillips9927
    @tuckerphillips9927 Před 22 dny +1

    I MISS DARCY, HE WAS A GOOD BLISTER IN THE GANG

  • @Asher_IX
    @Asher_IX Před 24 dny +2

    Had to watch the video twice cause the super cute cat was distracting me...

  • @chrys9256
    @chrys9256 Před 24 dny +1

    I used to order food every day. Five years ago I realised it was too much money and I decided to start cooking for myself and limit ordering out to once or twice a week at most and I also cut out Starbucks and the like as well as alcohol. I estimate I saved at least 25000 euros in five years. When you spend just a little bit every day you don't realise how quickly it adds up.

  • @zacharybarnhart334
    @zacharybarnhart334 Před 13 dny

    “It’s hard and I’m lazy” if that doesn’t sum me up I don’t know what does

  • @xSTONYTARKx
    @xSTONYTARKx Před 23 dny +1

    Buying prepped meals for like €5 per meal at stores nowadays is a pretty solid way to not cook when you are living alone. And still have money left at the end of the month.

  • @stevesmith3556
    @stevesmith3556 Před 24 dny

    Dad taught me how to fix things and about money. Mom taught me how to cook. Thank god!

  • @davemc6887
    @davemc6887 Před 24 dny

    The prequel to Ham Cake I didn't realise I needed

  • @janohrca8875
    @janohrca8875 Před 23 dny

    Darcy’s acting as the classic Aussie profanity was outstanding

  • @yehnahthx
    @yehnahthx Před 21 dnem

    "One day I'll be dead and I won't be able to eat Muscle Chefs anymore" Bro they gotta pay you for that shit. Its gold

  • @JeremyJaydan
    @JeremyJaydan Před 24 dny +1

    lately my go-to is:
    - oven pre-seasoned meat (e.g. chicken kebabs)
    - microwave steam veggies
    - microwave mash

  • @dtanobo
    @dtanobo Před 24 dny +1

    Okay yeah you've inspired me to start proper cooking lmao

  • @nickmajora
    @nickmajora Před 24 dny +1

    I'm spending way too much on food delivery and I need to stop.

  • @_Doodle-bob
    @_Doodle-bob Před 24 dny

    Jaxon repping the Santa Cruz jumper! I always knew you were a shredder.

  • @garetr
    @garetr Před 23 dny +1

    For real though, I've found I can get away without cooking by buying ready-to-eat or super-easy-to-prepare food from the grocery store, and it's not that expensive. Making sandwiches is the most effort I regularly put into preparing a meal. I buy cheap fruit, breakfast cereal, canned condensed soup, bagels, and occasionally ramen. Meals only cost me about $2.50 USD on average, which is worth it given the time I save. I also drink a meal replacement beverage called Soylent when I don't want to have to think about what to eat.

  • @NitroGummyBear
    @NitroGummyBear Před 24 dny +2

    You guys gave me a wake up call….im not that bad but it’s Wendy’s/mcdonalds 4-5 times a week.
    Maybe it is that bad 🙃

  • @fierydawn2635
    @fierydawn2635 Před 20 dny +1

    Cooking is not hard:
    *Chef spends 20minutes in the grocery store and does an hour of prep work to get everything ready for cooking*
    Chef: And now I'll show you how to cook two portions of food in only 10 minutes.

    • @M.C.130
      @M.C.130 Před 19 dny

      Cooking with Babish, I swear XD

  • @KlaraL-_-
    @KlaraL-_- Před 22 dny

    It´s hard to do it when you don´t want to 🤣 Nothing more true has ever been said.

  • @HasherAhmed.
    @HasherAhmed. Před 16 dny

    Jackson silently working on himself I see. Keep up the grind brother

  • @JosefdeJoanelli
    @JosefdeJoanelli Před 23 dny

    Cooking isn't difficult, deciding what to cook is

  • @codyolsthoorn7818
    @codyolsthoorn7818 Před 22 dny

    Darcys acting as the dinner was immaculate

  • @ardetag
    @ardetag Před 23 dny

    The cat had enough and left the room

  • @dis_iz_tud
    @dis_iz_tud Před 24 dny

    Great content from the Fair Bros

  • @Nateeahco
    @Nateeahco Před 22 dny

    That’s a real good argument tho cos we don’t know when we die and I don’t wanna die only eating baked beans and toast so I could save for bills😂😂

  • @zanna7494
    @zanna7494 Před 23 dny

    Just wait till this guy try to cook spinach

  • @davidsmithsmith5679
    @davidsmithsmith5679 Před 24 dny

    Missed opportunity for like a hello fresh ad, tbh that would have been the best ad iv e seen

  • @michaeltrinh4394
    @michaeltrinh4394 Před 24 dny

    This is good advice from a guy who pays for everyone 😂

  • @janemacintyre9801
    @janemacintyre9801 Před 23 dny

    It's not hard - it is when you don't want to do it! I'm with you, mate !

  • @KaioKenneth4
    @KaioKenneth4 Před 24 dny

    Bro got so mad at the end 😂

  • @Bibichnya
    @Bibichnya Před 13 dny

    Perfect editing at the end...

  • @ammarihsanmohamadalfianmer3357

    i was not expecting for that last line to be so loud

  • @pomp_it4304
    @pomp_it4304 Před 24 dny

    Ouch, this hits too hard...

  • @jamessimpson2674
    @jamessimpson2674 Před 23 dny

    Being a 47 yo divorced single man, I live on $2.99 ALDI microwave Lasagna. I also like the way the cat was looking at his Muscle Chef meal🤣

  • @Rebel201522
    @Rebel201522 Před 23 dny

    Darcy did a great job acting as the fork in this skit

  • @KlaraL-_-
    @KlaraL-_- Před 22 dny

    Honestly, many people need to hear this! If you learn how to cook a little, you have food at home all the time! And it really saves a lot of money.

  • @disafear3674
    @disafear3674 Před 24 dny +2

    Show us more of the cat!

  • @sidthesloth12
    @sidthesloth12 Před 24 dny

    Anyone who uses Masayoshi Takanaka music in their videos or life instantly earns my respect

  • @toconnell88
    @toconnell88 Před 24 dny +1

    I just had a call burrito on a weeknight from Guzman because cooking seemed too hard. I feel extremely attacked.

  • @luked4043
    @luked4043 Před 24 dny +1

    I been there before lmfao. This is so accurate

  • @fangirlingdweeb
    @fangirlingdweeb Před 24 dny

    the cat is eyeing your food now mate

  • @mick2998
    @mick2998 Před 24 dny

    THAT CUT OH MY GOD

  • @GuyMaleMan
    @GuyMaleMan Před 24 dny

    well THAT escalated quickly

  • @kabhes9040
    @kabhes9040 Před 20 dny

    Lachlan shakes his head every time he talks.

  • @acapulcogoldpablo8096
    @acapulcogoldpablo8096 Před 16 dny

    Lol Jaxon somewhat reminds me of Erling Haaland... I need to see them in a video together.

  • @bugtalk84
    @bugtalk84 Před 23 dny

    Cooking your own food is so much cheaper😂😅🤣

  • @altoren6895
    @altoren6895 Před 24 dny

    That’s a… new style of ending…

  • @19751222
    @19751222 Před 24 dny

    😂😂😂Love the acting

  • @CasualDandyAkaSqwrty
    @CasualDandyAkaSqwrty Před 3 dny

    What?! Cooking is hard, and I'm lazy!! Thanks for the vid~

  • @Billybobdudees
    @Billybobdudees Před 24 dny

    'Yes it is... see you next tuesday'

  • @llamadrama7467
    @llamadrama7467 Před 24 dny

    I was expecting this to be an ad for hellofresh

  • @summermermaidstar756
    @summermermaidstar756 Před 24 dny

    "Yes it is cah"

  • @georgiegan
    @georgiegan Před 24 dny

    He tried cooking spinach once, and he never wanted to cook ever again.

  • @bishbosh4815
    @bishbosh4815 Před 24 dny +3

    I dont understand people like this that "can't cook" and I don't get where they get the money from to get constant takeout

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 Před 23 dny +2

      It’s usually either people who are staying with family and aren’t paying rent and thus can afford to spend what they would have on rent on eating out/takeout, or people who just have extra money for some reason

  • @dannywhite132
    @dannywhite132 Před 24 dny

    Can we get a "yip yip kahoo I'm jackson" for old time sake?

  • @Brazier-Sin
    @Brazier-Sin Před 24 dny +1

    DEPRESSION TIME! The rich call it cleaning out the arteries…
    Evil will always find a way . .
    .. .. .

  • @mickenziemitchell5487
    @mickenziemitchell5487 Před 24 dny

    Jaxon's performance of Lachlan was outstanding

  • @aliciavasquez4985
    @aliciavasquez4985 Před 24 dny +1

    that's a beautiful cat