Every Time You Get Paid

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  • čas přidán 10. 06. 2024
  • why it like this every time
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  • @nicholascarbonara7305
    @nicholascarbonara7305 Před 14 dny +795

    “Im FeEeLiNg CrAzY iM fEeLiNg SpEnDy”

  • @lgnbby
    @lgnbby Před 14 dny +658

    and then the week before the next payday and you're eating dry spaghetti full of regrets

    • @iosdeals
      @iosdeals Před 14 dny +40

      Spaghetti? Look at fancy pants rich McGee over here ;)

    • @mikesell123
      @mikesell123 Před 14 dny

      You mean full of wet spaghetti

    • @fartfacemuldoon5657
      @fartfacemuldoon5657 Před 14 dny

      Whoa, can't even afford a few jars of that Leggos Stir Through?
      That elevates your plain pasta for fairly cheap! Buy it when you're spendy!

    • @AytiHD
      @AytiHD Před 14 dny +18

      @@iosdeals dry spaghetti, not cooked, no meat, no sauce, just straight up raw spaghetti sticks

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi Před 14 dny +14

      ​@@AytiHD i mean who can afford water or electric to boil it in this economy?

  • @NickMullet
    @NickMullet Před 14 dny +876

    “Pfff Who’s bill anyway?” Exactly.

    • @albertnewtonify
      @albertnewtonify Před 14 dny +11

      Bill's former name was Darcy aka Arnold.

    • @Big_Red_Wade
      @Big_Red_Wade Před 14 dny +7

      Bills the only person who will keep looking for you even when you die

    • @Twowheeleddevil
      @Twowheeleddevil Před 14 dny +4

      I’m now going to use that line every chance I get🤣

    • @Dix3n
      @Dix3n Před 14 dny +3

      What has Bill ever done for me???

    • @henrythebananaboy
      @henrythebananaboy Před 14 dny

      @@Big_Red_Wadehi

  • @secla_SC
    @secla_SC Před 14 dny +305

    “I’m not giving my money to Bill, it’s my money I earned it.”
    That has to be one of the most relatable quotes of all time.

  • @nathanaellukegriffin
    @nathanaellukegriffin Před 14 dny +234

    “Jackson I hate the way you use logic” 😂😂

  • @shawgale4178
    @shawgale4178 Před 14 dny +102

    "Jackson please just be sensible. Just put it away" such a versatile quote

  • @TheDarkshines
    @TheDarkshines Před 14 dny +89

    Can’t wait for the follow up video to this one “when you’re waiting for your next pay check”

  • @hayatosymons8384
    @hayatosymons8384 Před 14 dny +172

    The "I didn't know you could read" sounded a little like draconian Harry potter

    • @Jason-rq1gw
      @Jason-rq1gw Před 14 dny +10

      Draco in Harry potter or Draconian harry potter? I wish to read the latter please XD

    • @Hyblup
      @Hyblup Před 14 dny

      My exact thoughts ong

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Před 14 dny +26

    “Yeah well I’ll f*cken buy reading lessons!”
    - Goyle, 2024

  • @donnymcjonny6531
    @donnymcjonny6531 Před 14 dny +30

    "With my best friend Lochland" was hella wholesome from a guy whose life is crumbling right before our eyes

  • @WallyTekz
    @WallyTekz Před 14 dny +11

    1:07 Today I learnt Australians have to use their phones upside down to counter the automatic screen rotation from being upside down

    • @xaviertorres3864
      @xaviertorres3864 Před 6 dny +1

      Was going to comment something of the sorts but I came to check if anybody else had first hahahahaha

  • @Jdizzle1514
    @Jdizzle1514 Před 14 dny +68

    Forgot that I'd had YT open before and was watching on 1.25 x speed... The first couple minutes there I was like "wow the lads are extra energetic today" 😂

  • @archity1242
    @archity1242 Před 14 dny +31

    "I didn't know you could read." was delivered the exact same way Draco said it. Perfect.

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido Před 14 dny +187

    "I wanna buy thirty books" not me having just wrenched myself away from buying a 40 book collection

    • @iosdeals
      @iosdeals Před 14 dny +7

      Do you want to buy monthly grocery bill worth of books and never finish reading any of them?

    • @alethein359
      @alethein359 Před 14 dny +15

      I have so many books it's not even funny. I think i'm slightly addicted to buying them

    • @JuniperArcher
      @JuniperArcher Před 14 dny +1

      Library

    • @Buphido
      @Buphido Před 14 dny

      @@iosdeals That's the thing, I ABSOLUTELY would! xD All of them are comparatively rather short and, aside from them being classics that it cannot hurt to own, they're third on my tbr (the series in first place is actually longer, despite being almost a third of the number of books), so I'll have to somehow get my hands on them eventually. Just... maybe only once I actually have the money to spare.

    • @Buphido
      @Buphido Před 14 dny

      ​@@JuniperArcher But I want to read them in their original language and I doubt a library would have all of them. Besides, I want to have them on my shelf and be able to pass them forward to friends and family who might want to read them too.

  • @levlylove
    @levlylove Před 14 dny +74

    Damn, couldn't even keep a straight face when he called Lachlan his best friend.

    • @benjigray8690
      @benjigray8690 Před 14 dny +8

      For Farque's sake! He's juss bin payed,
      Now he can AFFORD a best friend.

    • @dondavis1180
      @dondavis1180 Před 14 dny +1

      You can see he was actually breaking at the start of the line read, but Jackson's a pro so he reeled it back in, and clearly lachlan had to go full nuclear to make Jackson lose it for real at the end

  • @bailzzzzzz
    @bailzzzzzz Před 14 dny +10

    In this universe you could tell Lachlan was half tempted by the hawaii shout

  • @akagurl101
    @akagurl101 Před 14 dny +27

    Missed the small window, paid bills first...feeling icky

    • @C4H10N4O2
      @C4H10N4O2 Před 14 dny +2

      Happens every month
      It's been a year and a half since the last time I bought something unnecessary.
      I'm tired boss

    • @hannahboebanna
      @hannahboebanna Před 10 dny

      @@C4H10N4O2ooft you get paid *monthly* ?

  • @olivesan.
    @olivesan. Před 14 dny +8

    Thankyou for posting this 2 days before my payday... I could have used this before *counts on fingers* my whole working life

  • @toeb.
    @toeb. Před 14 dny +124

    Darcy acting as Bill was top tier.

    • @lilsprugga
      @lilsprugga Před 14 dny +5

      Is this accurate insider knowledge still going?

    • @hardoff
      @hardoff Před 14 dny

      @@lilsprugga Yes it is, Darcy

    • @MrWilberbeast1
      @MrWilberbeast1 Před 13 dny

      Came here to post this exact same comment. Well done. P.s. Darcy is a myth.😮

  • @sylvaniansdownunder
    @sylvaniansdownunder Před 14 dny +4

    "feeling spendy" my new lingo 👌

  • @nicerhabara
    @nicerhabara Před 14 dny +206

    Everyone who starts working at the age of 15/16:

  • @__rileykate__
    @__rileykate__ Před 14 dny +10

    Lachlan out here sneaking in a Draco Malfoy quote

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 Před 14 dny +13

    "I dunno if you've heard, but I'm rich!"
    I love this video 😅

  • @LegoMiniMovies
    @LegoMiniMovies Před 14 dny +4

    1:08 jackson holding his phone upside down 😂

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Před 14 dny +6

    The trick is to pay for everything you need on day 1 of the month. Buy a month's worth of freezer food, pay rent, pay bills, invest some of it and then there's nothing you can do that's crazy for the rest of the month because the bank won't let you (unless you have an overdraft)

  • @BlakesAquatics
    @BlakesAquatics Před 14 dny +13

    I literally placed an order for a 3d printer immediately before watching this 😂

    • @iosdeals
      @iosdeals Před 14 dny +2

      it's great investment. I remember the time I bought a cheap printer with skewed hotbed, then bought like 40 different filaments, new hotbed, bunch of parts, and... I custom designed a speaker mount to hide the cable inside the stand pole, aaaand.. yeah, a vacuum tube adapter , so I saved 30 EUR, and it only cost me... 700.

    • @BlakesAquatics
      @BlakesAquatics Před 14 dny +4

      @@iosdeals it will be my 6th printer but yeah has been on the shopping list for a while. Pay came in and order placed.

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 Před 14 dny +2

      ​@@BlakesAquaticsso do you still use the other 5?

    • @BlakesAquatics
      @BlakesAquatics Před 14 dny

      @@garystinten9339 yeah

    • @xSTONYTARKx
      @xSTONYTARKx Před 6 dny

      ​@@garystinten9339 well James, he has not reacted in 8 days and his printers are somewhere in a corner collecting dust, so that is a no.

  • @AnOligarh
    @AnOligarh Před 14 dny +32

    Darcy's darcying as Darcy was very Darcical.

  • @upulieh
    @upulieh Před 8 dny +2

    It's cute how he says 'With my best friend Lachlan'

  • @DaKoalaBoi
    @DaKoalaBoi Před 14 dny +26

    First 200 paycheck and your the richest you'll ever be

  • @Kronman590
    @Kronman590 Před 14 dny +1

    "I have 2 days to spend all my money before I feel like a poor person again"
    "Jackson how do you think you're getting poor?"

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato Před 14 dny +2

    darcy did an amazing job acting as bill this episode. I really felt the emotion from him when jaxon told him he couldn't buy his new shoes

  • @mr_wright_official_
    @mr_wright_official_ Před 14 dny +2

    Bro this is is a personal attack

  • @ninjaasmoke
    @ninjaasmoke Před 14 dny +3

    Good god, We are all growing up aren’t we? To find this hilarious now and to not even understand what this was about when I first started watching yous. ❤

  • @shartslaw322
    @shartslaw322 Před 13 dny +1

    "I didn't know you could read" lmao best line

  • @alexwuschke5329
    @alexwuschke5329 Před 14 dny +10

    Right before EOFY sales. Cheers for the heads up!

  • @gcm747
    @gcm747 Před 13 dny +1

    That sweater vest jumper thing is just gorgeous.

  • @toneronii
    @toneronii Před 14 dny +2

    this might be your most relatable video yet boys. too relatable...

  • @Asiliea
    @Asiliea Před 10 dny

    Darcy's acting as Bill was a truly soul-crushing performance.
    Hopefully he can get those new shoes in the end.

  • @misstracyatkins9874
    @misstracyatkins9874 Před 14 dny +5

    New fan from Newy 🇦🇺, Thankyou for the laughs. Also love the behind the scenes and bloopers. Appreciate all your work cheer's.

  • @SaraBryan-sw7ri
    @SaraBryan-sw7ri Před 14 dny +26

    You're nailing it, keep the great work!

  • @clydethroat
    @clydethroat Před 14 dny +1

    1:17 casually dropping a Chamber of Secrets reference

  • @jamesashby6287
    @jamesashby6287 Před 13 dny +1

    The fact that Lachlan is holding his phone upside down is a clear sound that he’s loopy

  • @sidthesloth12
    @sidthesloth12 Před 10 dny

    Darcy acting as Bill was the best part of this video

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 Před 14 dny +1

    we call it "getting a bit shoppy" and it's the reason I have automatic transfers, lol

  • @Andy-jh2fs
    @Andy-jh2fs Před 14 dny +1

    I lived with a roommate like this, trying to convince him to be responsible was exhausting until I gave up and just let him do what he wanted to do and let him figure out how to deal with the consequences...

  • @ryanpohl2709
    @ryanpohl2709 Před 14 dny +1

    “I didn’t know you could read.” Definitely took that from Draco

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl Před 14 dny +7

    Darcy's portrayal of the massive amount that goes to tax is terrifyingly powerful.

  • @farrahelise7011
    @farrahelise7011 Před 13 dny +2

    This is too relatable 😭

  • @Meggarra
    @Meggarra Před 14 dny +15

    I always feel this but then I remember I have a mortgage where it takes most of my pay q.q

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 Před 14 dny +1

      Set aside a few bucks every pay..
      I think there is a 30/70 split.
      But you have a mortgage so you can pull from that if you need to.

    • @cfatv-gp4ye
      @cfatv-gp4ye Před 14 dny +1

      🥱

  • @mu8tec
    @mu8tec Před 14 dny +1

    Getting major balcony conversations vibes and I absolutely love it

  • @alexfoobarify
    @alexfoobarify Před 13 dny +2

    I'm feeling spendy too. I'm going to buy a 30 year old computer.

  • @garethwallett2231
    @garethwallett2231 Před 14 dny +1

    This was far too relatable

  • @OriginaIJoke
    @OriginaIJoke Před 14 dny +1

    Jaxon looks like an Australian version of Josh Hutcherson.

  • @ambogodson2925
    @ambogodson2925 Před 14 dny

    “It’s unsustainable”. “Well I’m not dead yet” Brilliant

  • @seluinitaufa846
    @seluinitaufa846 Před 14 dny

    This is the video we needed right now.

  • @jon_jon364
    @jon_jon364 Před 14 dny

    Darcy acting as Malfoy acting as Lachlan, oh my gosh... Spot on

  • @sophiabrewer7343
    @sophiabrewer7343 Před 14 dny +1

    The struggle is real.

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude Před 14 dny

    “I didn’t know you could read!” 😂

  • @AriaAsacura
    @AriaAsacura Před 8 dny

    i like that hes feeling spendy in a friendy way

  • @dr.penguin9412
    @dr.penguin9412 Před 14 dny +1

    This is just about every girlfriend I’ve ever had. Not wasting money isn’t even an option for consideration

  • @UnleashthePhury
    @UnleashthePhury Před 14 dny

    These have become the most relatable videos on the internet

  • @bierba
    @bierba Před 13 dny +1

    Masayoshi Takanaka, the goat

  • @allengaible6436
    @allengaible6436 Před 14 dny

    I'm glad you started with clothes. I get paid twice a month but I do like purchasing new shirts!

  • @jeffwhite5007
    @jeffwhite5007 Před 14 dny

    This is one of their best ones

  • @smoothsailin9351
    @smoothsailin9351 Před 14 dny

    LMAO literally me and my husband's conversations every pay day.

  • @Zalo945
    @Zalo945 Před 14 dny

    Ever since I got a full time job the value of my room has greatly increased

  • @imgomi7
    @imgomi7 Před 14 dny +3

    who else saw that harry potter reference?

  • @ickleronny
    @ickleronny Před 12 dny +1

    Thanks good pep talk

  • @CarputingYT
    @CarputingYT Před 14 dny

    On such a spiritual level I relate to this

  • @user-px4st3mn5n
    @user-px4st3mn5n Před 14 dny

    This is the realest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @earthsruby
    @earthsruby Před 14 dny +1

    01:17 okay, Draco

  • @archangel_josh
    @archangel_josh Před 14 dny

    When I was in my early 20's I worked for a company that paid me MONTHLY. I felt like this guy every pay day.

  • @psykoticgamer4720
    @psykoticgamer4720 Před 14 dny +2

    Gotta spend it before it’s gone!

  • @jonmartin101
    @jonmartin101 Před 14 dny +1

    Love the vests guys

  • @cormac7049
    @cormac7049 Před 14 dny +5

    Love the Harry Potter reference
    “I didn’t know you could read”

    • @Vaquix000
      @Vaquix000 Před 14 dny +4

      He could have easily said that without it being a reference to harry potter... it's not exactly an unheard of insult.

    • @Conmama19
      @Conmama19 Před 14 dny +2

      @@Vaquix000it’s the way he said it, I definitely first thought of that scene when he first said it.

    • @Neveko
      @Neveko Před 14 dny

      ​@@Vaquix000 You'd have a point if they didn't reference HP in other videos

  • @CamoSquid
    @CamoSquid Před 14 dny

    Darcy acting as the salesman was pretty good, really convinced Jaxon 😂

  • @leoengel1547
    @leoengel1547 Před 14 dny

    I consider these guys Australian national heros. 🇦🇺

  • @benjigray8690
    @benjigray8690 Před 14 dny

    You two are great,
    please keep making these videos.
    and maybe, in your next video,
    you can tell all of us who Bill is.

  • @BananaRama-ck3ii
    @BananaRama-ck3ii Před 8 dny

    And the best thing, it's all provided at everyone else's expense. Forever. Don't forget.

  • @brendanbanks6574
    @brendanbanks6574 Před 14 dny

    Have a good day lads, good work as always

  • @BRizz1111
    @BRizz1111 Před 14 dny +1

    The phone upside down XD XD XD

  • @squidwardwithoutaclue

    The things I couldn't afford as a child or teen ain't gonna pay themselves.... Goodbye paycheck

  • @OneArmASMR
    @OneArmASMR Před 14 dny

    "Bill can't have my money, I earned it" 😂

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 Před 14 dny +1

    "Jaxon I hate the way you use logic" 😅

  • @blueredingreen
    @blueredingreen Před 14 dny

    Alternative ending: Bill shows up at the end, demanding his money.

  • @CanisMajor-qf5yb
    @CanisMajor-qf5yb Před 10 dny

    Good Film.

  • @antarcticfire
    @antarcticfire Před 11 dny +1

    Brilliant 😂😂😂😂❤

  • @nunyabusiness4904
    @nunyabusiness4904 Před 13 dny +1

    You know what makes you really feel rich? Being in the military, deploying and getting tax free pay for 6 months, not being in a place where you can go shopping so you get home and have thousands of dollars in the bank.
    I’ve seen people go on stupid spending sprees when they get home.

  • @TheNorthie
    @TheNorthie Před 14 dny

    I just got a raise at work I’m gonna feel like this on payday

  • @phoenix-sound
    @phoenix-sound Před 13 dny

    Thanks for reminding me I’m broke for the next 3 years

  • @WardahTheBlaqQ
    @WardahTheBlaqQ Před 13 dny +1

    I also spend my salary in two days.
    On that damn Bill fellow!

  • @alltheotherthings8410
    @alltheotherthings8410 Před 14 dny

    “It’s unsustainable!” “Well I’m not dead yet”

  • @lilsprugga
    @lilsprugga Před 14 dny +1

    Pay day... "I'm rich" .... day before next payday... Hey,Siri, how much can I get for my kidney on the open market?

  • @nukeynoor9435
    @nukeynoor9435 Před 14 dny

    I love how these past few videos have been about Lachlan trying to be a good big brother protecting Jaxon from making awful decisions and Jaxon's like "YOU CAN'T STOP MEEEEEE"

  • @T3RRY_T3RR0R
    @T3RRY_T3RR0R Před 14 dny

    YT throwing me a JB Hi-FI ad... I think I'm feeling spendy!

  • @gagewinthrop7586
    @gagewinthrop7586 Před 11 dny

    Holy shit this hits waaay too hard

  • @mesahmesiah6281
    @mesahmesiah6281 Před 14 dny

    I feel cawled owt with them Hawaii lines

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 Před 14 dny +1

    Too relatable 😅

  • @baldman1348
    @baldman1348 Před 14 dny

    i saw u at the sydney market selling rings!!!!!! so cool lololol

  • @joecool4656
    @joecool4656 Před 12 dny +1

    My friend worked as a porter at a dealership and lots of his coworkers were like this