KFC's NEW Chizza Review!

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  • čas přidán 25. 02. 2024
  • KFC has released their new Chizza, a combination of Pizza and Chicken! Featuring a Crispy White-meat Chicken Filet topped with Marinara Sauce, Mozzarella Cheese and Pepperoni, I'll see how good this is in today's review!
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  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  Před 3 měsíci +89

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    • @SiIhou
      @SiIhou Před 3 měsíci +1

      7:33
      This is the review in case you’re in a hurry

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I know in a bad way about shaking hands. I hope things are well. gabapentin is a pretty great help for myself.

    • @ZennExile
      @ZennExile Před 3 měsíci

      I came back to try and watch another one of your videos, and after all this time, you still don't trim your nails. And I can't watch someone with that much feces packed under their fingernails eat. I just can't. I want to. I feel like the content is top notch. But I just can't. I am viscerally disgusted by your fingernails.

    • @bocatcc
      @bocatcc Před 3 měsíci +1

      Trim your vulture claws.

    • @ZennExile
      @ZennExile Před 3 měsíci

      @@bocatccsee...

  • @SMPMS8389
    @SMPMS8389 Před 3 měsíci +2819

    The gimmick of gimmicks is the McDonald's celebrity meal that charges $5 more for a regular meal

    • @antonioreconquistador
      @antonioreconquistador Před 3 měsíci +167

      Literally only worth it if youre a hoarder who collects mcdonalds happy meal boxes or some goofy shit like that. "Itll be worth the 5 extra bucks some day, i could sell it to a museum".

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 Před 3 měsíci +138

      Yep. $5 more than their already massively inflated prices.

    • @xRakanishu
      @xRakanishu Před 3 měsíci +38

      McNugget buddies were legit tho.

    • @crystallinemister
      @crystallinemister Před 3 měsíci +9

      Good point. I still like the Mariah one though 😂

    • @tedbell4416
      @tedbell4416 Před 3 měsíci +9

      It comes with one free mcnugget

  • @BowserTiny
    @BowserTiny Před 3 měsíci +1712

    I remember first meeting Review Brah at a local New York deli in 1935. Glad to see he is still doing well. Love his fast food reviews!

    • @jojo_rising
      @jojo_rising Před 3 měsíci +16

      1935? I don’t think so 😂

    • @tf2engineer
      @tf2engineer Před 3 měsíci +201

      He was a youngster then, wasn't he? But oh, how the Depression made us all age.

    • @aquatarkus2022
      @aquatarkus2022 Před 3 měsíci +84

      He was working as an accountant for Mayor LaGuardia I believe.

    • @parystyrell
      @parystyrell Před 3 měsíci +53

      ​​@@jojo_rising I'd say you must be fun at parties but you wouldn't get that so I'll just say you must be a real party pooper

    • @jojo_rising
      @jojo_rising Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@parystyrell haha is that right…well aren’t You just a barrel of laughs 🙄

  • @singhjobim9719
    @singhjobim9719 Před 3 měsíci +607

    So, this is really chicken parmesan with pepperoni.

  • @zippoclick69
    @zippoclick69 Před 3 měsíci +177

    It's pronounced Cheat-za, because they cheat you out of your money.

  • @jamesduehring2770
    @jamesduehring2770 Před 3 měsíci +679

    I don't get why KFC always does crazy stuff like this instead of just releasing an affordable regular 8 piece wing meal

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW Před 3 měsíci +28

      The snackers...

    • @unclehulka13
      @unclehulka13 Před 3 měsíci +75

      ​@@TheStunnerFTWpotato wedges instead of those gross fries

    • @TheNoticer83
      @TheNoticer83 Před 3 měsíci +26

      The only time I ever went to KFC regularly was when they had cheap snackers maybe 15 years ago. Damn they were good

    • @billydakid9814
      @billydakid9814 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@TheNoticer83the spicy Chicken sandwich is good for 5 buckaroos

    • @kravann
      @kravann Před 3 měsíci +11

      They are totally baffled why people won't buy a 4 piece bundle for 145.99$ plus tax....
      I miss Toonie Tuesday here in Canada. 2$ would get you a full meal.
      You would get 2 pieces of Chicken and fries for 2$.

  • @0x978
    @0x978 Před 3 měsíci +1518

    This is the only person I need to see speak on this matter

    • @luvyesmusici4886
      @luvyesmusici4886 Před 3 měsíci +64

      The only reason I looked. Who else am I going to trust?

    • @William.H.Bonney
      @William.H.Bonney Před 3 měsíci +16

      Of course

    • @mikeg2491
      @mikeg2491 Před 3 měsíci

      ⁠@@luvyesmusici4886we need Reviewbrah to oversee Congressional bills before vote

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 Před 3 měsíci +7

      The fact you needed anyone to speak on the matter of 'chicken tenders with cheese and sauce on them' is sad and weird as hell.

    • @ladytionne1
      @ladytionne1 Před 3 měsíci +57

      @@grabble7605you can stop being rude and take your negativity elsewhere. Thank you

  • @isaacott3230
    @isaacott3230 Před 3 měsíci +430

    I don't know why I still watch these videos periodically. They are captivating in a very strange way... I must be bewitched by the witty snark, classy suit and spider fingers.

    • @DandelyonDawn
      @DandelyonDawn Před 3 měsíci +30

      LoL he's a real life Sheldon Cooper

    • @sunnydaze9447
      @sunnydaze9447 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Exactly 😂

    • @eness9756
      @eness9756 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Spider fingers 😂. Imagine him saying, "Hello Clarice." Not that he looks like Hannibal, but He definitely could play in some type of psychological thriller or a scary movie😅

    • @loremaster8475
      @loremaster8475 Před 3 měsíci +2

      lol Spider!

    • @ironcauldrontarot
      @ironcauldrontarot Před 3 měsíci +3

      Me too. It's like being fascinated by Pennywise the clown, but one who's a cool genius.

  • @dumbanimenerd4169
    @dumbanimenerd4169 Před 3 měsíci +56

    3:58 hey there, as someone who works at KFC currently, I wanted to mention a few things I noticed here from the close up befoe you even ate it.
    The fillets are supposed to be crisped up in the fryer for 15 seconds to accelerate the melting of the cheese when you close the box.. From the lack of grease on the paper it feels as if that part was skipped.
    Additionally 3 pepperoni are meant to be evenly distributed across each fillet from the appearance of it , unless it got shaken on the way back from the store the workers likely did not do a proper job there either.
    And finally I noticed that the pepperoni itself was sliced meaning they sliced the chizza at the very end before closing the box which is supposed to be done before you even put the marinara sauce on.
    Edit: 8:20 considering you described the fillet as 'juicy' would make me think maybe its just been a while and they actually did throw it in the fryer but the misordering of steps in the preparation process has me confused.
    10:50 how the mozarella cheese works is it goes box > crisp up fillet > sauce > mozarella > pepperoni > immediately close box.
    The heat from throwing the fillet down in the fryer is actually what melts the mozarella, so its not necessarily fully cooked when the hand it out to you as much as it is cooking within the box for your enjoyment of it later. Thats probably what separates it from other fast food places it focuses on both the speed and the efficiency for the customer.
    11:40 I thought it was overpriced at first too [I work there and also am a customer] the filet is initially an item for the sandwich ,which is priced higher than the 5.99 for the half chizza iirc If you compare the prices between the sandwich and the chizza for a special that uses items that are not used in anything else and takes more time and effort to carry out than standard items , I do believe the Chizza is an okay deal for what it is.

    • @werewolfking2646
      @werewolfking2646 Před 3 měsíci +4

      it's a piece of chicken with cheese and peperoni on it, 12 for 2 is too much.

    • @Illjustwait
      @Illjustwait Před 6 dny

      You sound like a fed

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Před 3 měsíci +848

    Aka Chicken Parm with pepperoni on top.

    • @super00su
      @super00su Před 3 měsíci +40

      Pizza Hut should make a 16-inch pizza nuggets with whatever you want on it!

    • @briannettles669
      @briannettles669 Před 3 měsíci +14

      AKA Chicken Pepperoni.

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx Před 3 měsíci +9

      This KFC / pizza hut combo needs a side of 🥖🍝🥔 and 2 liter pepsi

    • @Nightreaper86
      @Nightreaper86 Před 3 měsíci +16

      lol i just literally commented this. glad im not the only one that sees this already existed lol

    • @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
      @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose Před 3 měsíci +7

      Pizza Strips. Seriously though, is the pronunciation really not the same as pizza? Peetzuh… Cheetzuh…. ?

  • @HunterTN
    @HunterTN Před 3 měsíci +857

    $12 for two sandwich filets with pizza toppings is nuts.

  • @freewheelburning8834
    @freewheelburning8834 Před 3 měsíci +121

    KFC prices have sky rocketed since I was there last

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 Před 3 měsíci +34

      All fast food prices increased since Covid. They never reduced the prices back to normal, basically price gouging.

    • @Shrouded_reaper
      @Shrouded_reaper Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@willvr4 Yeah let's not account that the money supply doubled during that time. It's just the corporations eh bro?

    • @freewheelburning8834
      @freewheelburning8834 Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@Shrouded_reaper more like this administration 🤡🌍

    • @Sublimegameplays
      @Sublimegameplays Před 3 měsíci +26

      @@freewheelburning8834 you blame the Biden administration for KFC franchises raising prices? Logic must not be your strong suit LMAOOOO

    • @ReesesCupsAreGood
      @ReesesCupsAreGood Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@willvr4since biden * corrected for you

  • @TheStiff
    @TheStiff Před 3 měsíci +511

    That tie is dope.

  • @seebarino
    @seebarino Před 3 měsíci +655

    I have awaited this review since the Chizza announcement. Thank you ReviewBrah.

    • @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
      @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose Před 3 měsíci +10

      Is it really not pronounced like “pizza”? It really isn’t “cheetzuh”? I can’t cope with this.
      I cannot cope with “cheezuh”!

    • @thewavewitch3238
      @thewavewitch3238 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newroseit is pronounced cheet-za. 😊

    • @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
      @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose Před 3 měsíci

      Blessed be @@thewavewitch3238 ! Whew 😅

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo Před 3 měsíci +1

      Whyd he change his name? I loved the juxtaposition of his dapper appereance and formal delivery and the usage of the word "brah". Either way i love this guy

    • @seebarino
      @seebarino Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@Aryzo actually he never “changed” it per se, his channel is just known as ReportOfTheWeek, but the man behind it all has been known on the internet as ReviewBrah for pretty much ever

  • @tony_47
    @tony_47 Před 3 měsíci +10

    That painting “ Café Terrace at Night “ by Vincent van Gogh is very calming to look at

  • @StephCURRY-di4uy
    @StephCURRY-di4uy Před 3 měsíci +60

    basically a chicken parm with pepperoni

    • @CasualCat64
      @CasualCat64 Před 3 měsíci +7

      No it’s a chizza

    • @StephCURRY-di4uy
      @StephCURRY-di4uy Před 3 měsíci

      @@CasualCat64 shut your dumbass up

    • @SqueakyFishy
      @SqueakyFishy Před 3 měsíci

      are you dumb or stupid ? the actual name of it is literally in the title of the video LOL

    • @rm1042
      @rm1042 Před 3 měsíci

      It's more like fried chicken with sauce, mozzarella, and pepperoni on top. Chicken parm is completely different.

    • @kata788
      @kata788 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@rm1042Dear god I hope this is sarcasm.

  • @1onterreo671
    @1onterreo671 Před 3 měsíci +290

    The test kitchens were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  • @lordvishnu8172
    @lordvishnu8172 Před 3 měsíci +257

    "I went over with the boys to the chizzeria."
    ReviewBrah dropping that cool streetwise lingo.

    • @TheKingOfSpain
      @TheKingOfSpain Před 3 měsíci +11

      This line will live on in my heart long after I finish watching this video.

    • @DonReyesCLB
      @DonReyesCLB Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@TheKingOfSpain I second that.

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW Před 3 měsíci +2

      Funny how I read this exactly as he said it😂

  • @DaSm0lBean
    @DaSm0lBean Před 3 měsíci +46

    i always love it when these videos come into my recommended section. I will forever be so proud to have gone to school with you

  • @BeautifulKittenOfLove
    @BeautifulKittenOfLove Před 3 měsíci +41

    When you say "Monster...of sorts" I swear I heard a clap of thunder in the distance...LOL

    • @essanz
      @essanz Před 3 měsíci +1

      My stomach rumbled 😂

  • @Lil_ched36
    @Lil_ched36 Před 3 měsíci +364

    I have times where I always watch your videos then times I don’t for extended periods, but when ever I do come back, it’s so refreshing and I’m always happy to be watching your videos, so thank you for not stopping these videos

    • @shottss5471
      @shottss5471 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Agreed.

    • @georgiaannebronte
      @georgiaannebronte Před 3 měsíci +5

      Same I remembered about him today and thought “I hope he’s still making videos”. And lo and behold, he is , thank god

    • @yodatwinkie
      @yodatwinkie Před 3 měsíci

      And than you see his gross nails 💅 😅😅

    • @IVthHorseman
      @IVthHorseman Před 3 měsíci

      You speak for many of us.

    • @jesuscuzz7299
      @jesuscuzz7299 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Bruh thats me right now💀

  • @56Bagels
    @56Bagels Před 3 měsíci +484

    They may be legally required to call them "'Roni's" because they are not legally classifiable as pepperoni.

    • @BrokeniPadAir
      @BrokeniPadAir Před 3 měsíci +34

      I doubt there is a legitimate legal definition for pepperoni as it’s just an Italian-American sausage. It’s not like skating around the word ‘chicken’ for instance. I’m sure it’s marketing like the name Cheetza or whatever this thing is

    • @crktritual
      @crktritual Před 3 měsíci +13

      Y’all fellers might be on to something, lemme check Tha Google

    • @crosisofborg5524
      @crosisofborg5524 Před 3 měsíci

      @@crktritualya. Like google is a reliable source.

    • @donk5058
      @donk5058 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@BrokeniPadAirI honestly wouldn’t be surprised

    • @charlieschuder9976
      @charlieschuder9976 Před 3 měsíci +32

      KFC and Pizza Hut are both owned by Yum! Brands, so I can guarantee you it's the same pepperoni, mozzarella, and marinara sauce that Pizza Hut uses. Probably why it tastes a good as it does, since it wouldn't be the same as BK or Macca's trying to do something similar.

  • @BeyondTheLightUNITED
    @BeyondTheLightUNITED Před 3 měsíci +7

    @TheReportOfTheWeek Dapper and professional as always! I always enjoy watching your reviews. It's the highlight of my day.

  • @tonythedonluciano
    @tonythedonluciano Před 3 měsíci +78

    Quality of food is what really brings in the clientele. Way too many companies compromise the quality of their food, and screw themselves over for a quick buck!

    • @DeFausti
      @DeFausti Před 3 měsíci

      99% of what he reviews is straight up garbage

    • @jacksmith-vs4ct
      @jacksmith-vs4ct Před 3 měsíci +1

      usually when I get kfc its not good quality probably my local spot but its still to expensive

  • @maritessa
    @maritessa Před 3 měsíci +231

    The fast food places in my country doesn't have these items so I just live vicariously through Reviewbrah

    • @onyourself3369
      @onyourself3369 Před 3 měsíci +31

      Don't worry, they all suck anyways.

    • @RT-bt5ql
      @RT-bt5ql Před 3 měsíci +7

      I'm sure you could add cheese and pepperoni to fried chicken

    • @bossbaby5936
      @bossbaby5936 Před 3 měsíci

      What country are you from? I’d like to see if it’s as beautiful as you.

    • @envoyofrot7046
      @envoyofrot7046 Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah I am in the same boat.
      They do not even have many of these fast food chains here

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl Před 3 měsíci

      @@RT-bt5ql Hi R T
      I'm also R T

  • @wsgut123
    @wsgut123 Před 3 měsíci +105

    I'd like to think KFC tapped into their brother Pizza Hut to get the sauce right.

    • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
      @theghostofmaximumvolume3414 Před 3 měsíci +2

      They should have called Taco Bell and got some volcano taco shells and made a volcano extra crispy chicken taco. It seems more appealing than this abomination.

    • @charlieschuder9976
      @charlieschuder9976 Před 3 měsíci +9

      They probably just used straight-up Pizza Hut ingredients since they share the supply-chain. Wish more fast food places would do this.

    • @beth1627
      @beth1627 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Just what I thought. We had Pizza Hut last night and I commented how I liked their sauce and it was zesty.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I am trying to see wether or not we are using pizza hut marinara.

    • @charlieschuder9976
      @charlieschuder9976 Před 3 měsíci

      @@joesmith9216 I just left my job at Subway after the Sidekicks launched, and they were, indeed, printed with Cinnabon and Auntie Anne's labels! Curious to hear back and see what you find out!

  • @MrParis215
    @MrParis215 Před 3 měsíci +7

    5:37
    The way he stared at the Chicken😂😂😂

    • @LuisGallagher-2020
      @LuisGallagher-2020 Před 3 měsíci +2

      He knew in that moment, he's gonna have an unpleasant trip to the bathroom.

  • @foxmulder3748
    @foxmulder3748 Před 3 měsíci +21

    Good lord i have missed you my man. Glad to see youre doing fine.

  • @stevensawyer5784
    @stevensawyer5784 Před 3 měsíci +195

    I used to make these all the time growing up. I called them pizza nuggets

    • @Sheikh_Speare
      @Sheikh_Speare Před 3 měsíci +18

      Pizza nuggets they're the bomb! Chicken and Pizza, all in one!

    • @mschickie007
      @mschickie007 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Wow this I never dreamed of !

    • @MaxC-rf5ss
      @MaxC-rf5ss Před 3 měsíci

      Looks nasty and low class whoever makes that. Poor people like that kinda food

    • @allanarellanes1726
      @allanarellanes1726 Před 3 měsíci +1

      How? Cannibalize a frozen pizza and frozen chicken patties? Frozen breaded chicken with slices of mozzarella and pepperonis? Are breaded chicken breast in a fry pan and throw mozzarella and pepperonis on top?

    • @stevensawyer5784
      @stevensawyer5784 Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@allanarellanes1726 I was just a kid it wasn’t anything fancy just took some frozen chicken nuggets throw some pizza sauce cheese and pepperoni on top and put it in the oven or microwave 🤣 I’d imagine this version is much better

  • @ItsBugtronic
    @ItsBugtronic Před 3 měsíci +73

    ReviewBrah delivering the line "You though you might know what's up, you thought wrong." absolutely sent me! Keep making the awesome videos.

  • @jjmcg9184
    @jjmcg9184 Před 3 měsíci +9

    They were giving out samples over the wknd in nyc. To me, its pretty good. Only gripe i had about it was it could used a tad bit more sauce & the cheese couldve been melted more but other than that, it hit the spot. I had about 3 of them & i was pretty full.

  • @Ned_FIanders
    @Ned_FIanders Před 3 měsíci +7

    here in Australia. we also have a constant yearly chicken sandwich (we call then burgers) with corn chips and sometimes we will get these things called hotrods which are shish kebabs with a hot and spicy coating. We also have the chicken fillets but with the hot and spicy coating that you can get in burgers or seperatly

  • @mrmogford8117
    @mrmogford8117 Před 3 měsíci +104

    At 5:29 a micro-earthquake can be heard, due to the cataclysm of ReviewBrah tasting Chizza for the first time.

    • @charlieschuder9976
      @charlieschuder9976 Před 3 měsíci +19

      That was actually KFC's Death Squad coming to make sure ReviewBrah gave them a good review, but our guy didn't even flinch; he merely used his psychic powers to bring all 20 assassins to their knees.

    • @greatPretender79
      @greatPretender79 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I was afraid his pipes were rattling as they clogged, but with that metabolism, that isn't of concern. He didn't make a smart remark tho, weird..

    • @AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan
      @AndSaveAsManyAsYouCan Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@charlieschuder9976Vampire (Brah) is not afraid of mere mortals.

  • @Darci3333
    @Darci3333 Před 3 měsíci +138

    I clearly heard the Colonial screaming NOOOOOOOOO from the great beyond😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @willkayegmail
      @willkayegmail Před 3 měsíci +11

      The Colonial invading the Americas with his boys for the chizzerias.

    • @IanV10
      @IanV10 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Colonial? You mean colonel

    • @9v696
      @9v696 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@IanV10kurnle

    • @THaB4DGuY
      @THaB4DGuY Před 3 měsíci +5

      the colonial lmao

    • @luismatias5985
      @luismatias5985 Před 3 měsíci

      Marines

  • @robthericer8546
    @robthericer8546 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Words cannot express how much I love your channel

  • @cardiganjackstriggerhappy43
    @cardiganjackstriggerhappy43 Před 3 měsíci +51

    That's something you'd make when you're high 😂😂

    • @TheMustardisbad
      @TheMustardisbad Před 3 měsíci +9

      Pretty sure most people who work at KFC are high.

    • @cardiganjackstriggerhappy43
      @cardiganjackstriggerhappy43 Před 3 měsíci

      @@TheMustardisbad they are I'm sure of it,as a functional smoker I can say I'd never try or make that at home. That just looks 🤢 gross 🤣

    • @mikes7446
      @mikes7446 Před 2 měsíci

      Nah

    • @LMedlock33
      @LMedlock33 Před 2 měsíci

      Yet it was probably conceived in a board room with men in suits debating the most outrageous way to bilk fatasses into dropping 12 bucks on their substandard product

  • @joelr1491
    @joelr1491 Před 3 měsíci +94

    Greetings sir, I’ve been watching since around 300k subs, and I’ve gotta say it’s been a true honor and joy to watch you grow and expand. You’re a gentleman’s gentleman, royalty amongst royalty, and you have my undying allegiance. Long live the king, may the sun never set on your empire

    • @tweadz9846
      @tweadz9846 Před 3 měsíci +6

      The oracles fortold of the coming of a pharoah worthy to rule and the great king of two horns shined the light of horus for 10,000 years

    • @tracydee1857
      @tracydee1857 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I often call him my Liege and give him deep *bows*. He is one of a kind.

  • @stuckinmopro8533
    @stuckinmopro8533 Před 3 měsíci +9

    I wish that they actually market it as a chicken Parmesan sandwich. One of our favorite sandwiches at home is a crusty Italian roll with a fried chicken cutlet, marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese on it. Put it under the broiler for a few minutes and it’s fantastic. I’m pretty sure that a sandwich like that would be well received.

    • @ThermiteKitty
      @ThermiteKitty Před 3 měsíci

      Agreed. They could sell it with or without the bread to get both audiences.

    • @villavillavillavilla
      @villavillavillavilla Před 3 měsíci

      That sandwich doesn’t have pepperoni

  • @no.1cattorney
    @no.1cattorney Před 3 měsíci +4

    I didn't know Tilda Swinton did food reviews.. cool

  • @DrKelleyBear
    @DrKelleyBear Před 3 měsíci +12

    It's a crappy chicken parmesan but uses low quality mozzarella and pepperoni. Just make it at home.

  • @Rocket9944
    @Rocket9944 Před 3 měsíci +21

    I have not been in a KFC in years because the quality just went down horribly, but a year or two ago I went to give it a try and got the chicken tenders, number one they were very expensive and some of the tenders were a weird rubbery texture, almost like they were fake.

    • @loogoo
      @loogoo Před 3 měsíci +7

      The Urban Legend goes that it's why they rebranded from Kentucky Fried Chicken to just KFC - they could no longer legally call it chicken. 😉

    • @Dragonk116
      @Dragonk116 Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah they're tenders combo has really gotten a lot more expensive and the quality has definitely not improved so I just stopped ordering it all together.

    • @Rocket9944
      @Rocket9944 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@Dragonk116 , Another irritation was they got rid of those delicious potato wedges , I was trying to buy the 12-piece tender meal and the price was shocking, I now go to this tiny Indian gas station near my work where they make fresh tenders and potato wedges, they're excellent, you get three huge tenders potato wedges and a Hawaiian roll for $7.99.

  • @archi-dr5te
    @archi-dr5te Před 3 měsíci +38

    Thanks for keeping attention to detail brah. Is that Vincent dining outside that bar in the painting?

    • @aquatarkus2022
      @aquatarkus2022 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Van Gogh was an observer, not a participant.

  • @ThatVSMBro
    @ThatVSMBro Před 3 měsíci +6

    My man got the shakes holding that piece up or what

  • @Riyboyhgaufjrbskxj6
    @Riyboyhgaufjrbskxj6 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Great review, love your videos

  • @kamsandwich6990
    @kamsandwich6990 Před 3 měsíci +18

    Dressed like a 19th century bartender “would you like an elixir, sir?”

  • @ft6755
    @ft6755 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Will we ever see a return of the in-car reviews? I always loved those.

  • @mynametater
    @mynametater Před 3 měsíci +3

    Dude scratches stickers off windshields all day long with those talons.

  • @samflory6072
    @samflory6072 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Glad to see you're doing well reviewbrah. easily my favorite youtuber

  • @wowerz82
    @wowerz82 Před 3 měsíci +5

    It's basically a chicken parmesan without the noodles, and added pepperoni.

  • @r-ubenator
    @r-ubenator Před 3 měsíci +2

    The salesman from Fallout 😂

  • @MaoMiMeowMe
    @MaoMiMeowMe Před 2 měsíci +2

    Effortlessly funny, informative, and classy as always

  • @chrisw6164
    @chrisw6164 Před 3 měsíci +49

    I’ve been watching The Report of the Week for years. Curiously, CZcams never recommends other food review channels to me. They know I only watch because I like Review Brah and don’t really care about the food 😂

  • @TRDOffRoad2020
    @TRDOffRoad2020 Před 2 měsíci +3

    My son and I went to KFC last week for lunch, ordered 2 piece meal and a 3 piece meal, and it was $28 😮🙄

  • @VanessaCool-wi6sc
    @VanessaCool-wi6sc Před 3 měsíci +1

    hey man love your show thank you!:)

  • @alittlebirdi
    @alittlebirdi Před 3 měsíci +2

    I bet straight out of the fryer it tastes pretty great, but after any amount of time with that sauce on it, it's just gonna turn the breading to mush.

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 Před 3 měsíci +4

    If I'm not ordering a bucket of chicken I'll usually opt for the chicken nuggets which are basicaly popcorn chicken but higher quality than the actual popcorn they use to sell (not sure they still do). Next time I go however I'm going to have to get one of these chicken pizzas.

  • @user-gl2by8lb9m
    @user-gl2by8lb9m Před 3 měsíci +4

    I swear to God at 5:26 I thought you were going to say, "Alas, Poor Yurick. I know him Horatio!"

  • @makukenobi5385
    @makukenobi5385 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Thanks for the report !

  • @joaquini007
    @joaquini007 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Thank you for the review!!!!!!

  • @Puzzle_Dust
    @Puzzle_Dust Před 3 měsíci +12

    Pepsi owns KFC, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell that’s probably why this fast food mutant exists in the first place lol 😂

    • @yahirleal9164
      @yahirleal9164 Před 3 měsíci +3

      spot on, i work there! they use marinera and pepperoni from pizza hut and cheese from tacobell😅

  • @seanegan6821
    @seanegan6821 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Prison food for $12.

  • @TheGreat_One1988
    @TheGreat_One1988 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I haven’t tried it and my wife is a supervisor at the biggest KFC restaurant in the country. They always come out with some strange ideas

  • @whistlingsage9817
    @whistlingsage9817 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Depending on the carb count, this could be a very good meal for people on a low carb or keto diet, and if you are on either diet there are not many options available commercially. I am on a keto diet, and intend to try this the next time I dine out. Thank you for the excellent and informative review!

  • @tanookimarketing
    @tanookimarketing Před 3 měsíci +5

    The double down absolutely slapped and was something new. It had it's own unique taste. This Chizza is (checks notes)… Chicken Parm with a probable side of the runs. Well done, Colonel, I guess.

  • @xanderbeech7848
    @xanderbeech7848 Před 3 měsíci +10

    I can genuinely never get over how cool this guy is. Love how professional he is in every video and gives the best reviews. Can’t wait for the next review.🔥

  • @shadowdouglas450
    @shadowdouglas450 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Bring the Twisters back they where delicious and affordable.

  • @KrystalKollectz
    @KrystalKollectz Před 3 měsíci

    Great review !

  • @ryanw9051
    @ryanw9051 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Review brah has inspired me to grow out my nails

  • @vortexfx420
    @vortexfx420 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Dang $12 bucks used to get you 2 value meals. The strips should be no more than $4, throw on $1 worth of sauce and cheese and now your at $12 😂😂

  • @canadianbacon8220
    @canadianbacon8220 Před 3 měsíci

    We love you review bruh ❤

  • @jnbg61584
    @jnbg61584 Před 3 měsíci +2

    If they really wanted to do a chicken pizza, they make it like a cauliflower crust and make it a bigger piece of flattened out chicken

  • @gridfreedomquest8613
    @gridfreedomquest8613 Před 3 měsíci +3

    this guy needs to be commentating sports events. he is like howard cosell reincarnated

  • @SuperStephen20
    @SuperStephen20 Před 3 měsíci +4

    im a fat guy and even i think this is wrong

  • @eisteezitrone8741
    @eisteezitrone8741 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Cool video and happy birthday (I guess) (:

  • @fluffkitteh123
    @fluffkitteh123 Před 3 měsíci

    Great show on the radio tonight!

  • @lefro77
    @lefro77 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I hope when we are all dead and gone this guy's videos are the first thing seen by whatever comes after us.

  • @fixthat3269
    @fixthat3269 Před 3 měsíci +3

    You know it isn't said enough but thanks for letting me know your take on things before I spend my own money on it.

  • @mmorphy4258
    @mmorphy4258 Před 3 měsíci

    thank you for your insights

  • @shawnlittle1904
    @shawnlittle1904 Před 3 měsíci +2

    My question is by the time you get to the food is it still warm or has it done got cold

  • @corey2232
    @corey2232 Před 3 měsíci +3

    It seems like once a year I stumble across one of your videos, and every year I think to myself, "how does he not age?!"
    But the next thing that comes to mind is that it's cool you're still making these videos! Keep up the good work!

  • @rj29productions
    @rj29productions Před 3 měsíci +14

    The only food reviewer worth watching is this man

  • @seeemonster
    @seeemonster Před 2 měsíci +2

    This man is the only real journalist left

  • @itsravt
    @itsravt Před 3 měsíci

    that hanging wall deco method is something else , i might copy that brah

  • @myanime101
    @myanime101 Před 3 měsíci +2

    this guy is a legend

  • @secondsun7727
    @secondsun7727 Před 3 měsíci +4

    The CZcams has seen fit to exile you from my algorithm ( weird) anyway im glad to see you again. Your still out there grinding away. OUTSTANDING!!!!😎

  • @enriqueperez6436
    @enriqueperez6436 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Haven’t watch this man in couple months but had to check in for the chizza review

  • @ayaroot
    @ayaroot Před 3 měsíci +1

    i live in the philippines and i vividly remember ordering this a few years back.

  • @GobyTSB
    @GobyTSB Před 3 měsíci +3

    I love this channel, his opinion is the only food review that matters!

  • @troncity6693
    @troncity6693 Před 3 měsíci +5

    ReportofTheWeek is an enigma wrapped in a Riddle, wrapped once again within a flour tortilla

  • @APR4JC
    @APR4JC Před 3 měsíci +2

    hey man, just wanted to say, i hope you're doing well today and that you will be doing better in the future. that all your problems will be solved. i dont know how many of your dental problems have been fixed? anyway, i just wish you the best man!!! will keep you in some of my prayers.

  • @mrnobody043
    @mrnobody043 Před 3 měsíci +2

    basically Chicken Parm with peperoni... and regular cheese instead of parm.

  • @kevinputry5655
    @kevinputry5655 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Is it a gimmick? Perhaps. Is it bold. Sure. Is it ridiculous? Absolutely! But is it any good? HECK YEAH it is!!! I say it's a stroke of genius. I'll be back for more! And I think they should include this on their permanent menu. This paired up with their fries and their ultra tasty blackberry lemonade is a perfect combo!

    • @srshama
      @srshama Před 3 měsíci +1

      Why is it bold and ridiculous? It's chicken Parm with pep on top. Not that crazy

  • @safetybuddy
    @safetybuddy Před 3 měsíci

    I’ve been baking this at home for 20 years. Love it❤

  • @Qequalshappiness
    @Qequalshappiness Před 3 měsíci +3

    I just wanted to say that I find your videos so relaxing. Sometimes watching one is just the thing I need to breathe easier after a stressful day. Thank you.

  • @aidenhagman5613
    @aidenhagman5613 Před 3 měsíci

    By the way I forgot to mention on the last post I commented on, you are the goat man I love your videos

  • @qwaurk985
    @qwaurk985 Před 2 měsíci

    I was waiting for this review.

  • @CV-br1eu
    @CV-br1eu Před 3 měsíci

    Love that painting brother

  • @theepicricemaker6611
    @theepicricemaker6611 Před 3 měsíci

    Unironically the only review I was waiting on lol

  • @krtc4102
    @krtc4102 Před 3 měsíci

    The legend is still making reviews 👑

  • @bobosneef2
    @bobosneef2 Před 3 měsíci

    heat lil bro! keep up the good work!!!!!!