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  • Hogwarts Mystery the RPG app where the main skill is micro transactions
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  • @amararanchan2
    @amararanchan2 Před 6 lety +5170

    I picked Sytherin. Them talking about how my brother ruin Sytherin's reputation was hilarious to me. Like oh really. That's what ruined it. My brother. Nothing else in particular. Just my brother.

    • @rosaliejonathan6539
      @rosaliejonathan6539 Před 6 lety +959

      Yeah, like, who the hell is Tom Riddle? XD

    • @gonezone9869
      @gonezone9869 Před 6 lety +563

      Rosalie Jonathan I have no clue, I bet it’s a riddle.

    • @joshuaortmeyer291
      @joshuaortmeyer291 Před 6 lety +513

      amararanchan2 So its the same shitty script for every house ?
      meh...

    • @Awelbeckk
      @Awelbeckk Před 6 lety +38

      Eeyup

    • @js7934
      @js7934 Před 6 lety +787

      I love how Snape and the other Slytherins still hate you even when you're in Slytherin. And even when you have the most points in the school, all they do is give you grief for losing those 10 points

  • @LichtMaschinenGewehr
    @LichtMaschinenGewehr Před 6 lety +5283

    "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Microtransactions"

  • @hananezumi
    @hananezumi Před 4 lety +3486

    Ah yes, the three genders, Witch, Wizard, and Connect to Facebook

    • @ElinorMahoney
      @ElinorMahoney Před 3 lety +355

      I’m coming out as Conenct to Facebook 💖😭

    • @freyalouise9862
      @freyalouise9862 Před 3 lety +199

      @@ElinorMahoney omg misaki so proud of you 😭❤️

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 Před 3 lety +116

      @@ElinorMahoney you're so brave!

    • @pinkie5963CP
      @pinkie5963CP Před 3 lety +90

      @@ElinorMahoney i support u!

    • @troll4life662
      @troll4life662 Před 3 lety +67

      Misaki From Wii Sports I admire your courage I’m tired of living a lie.....

  • @doomhikerproductions6883
    @doomhikerproductions6883 Před 6 lety +3506

    im suprised that breathing dosent cost energy considering that listening takes energy in this game.

    • @Exceltiaawesome
      @Exceltiaawesome Před 5 lety +318

      Doom Hiker
      Sometimes it just makes you "smell" and it costs 5 energy. What are you smelling? Why are you smelling it? Why the fuck does it take that much effort?

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice Před 4 lety +184

      In real life, just being alive costs you energy

    • @HisMajestyTheQween
      @HisMajestyTheQween Před 4 lety +86

      @mental
      Now this... this is too real

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 Před 4 lety +90

      To be fair, listening to a lecture takes a _lot_ of energy.

    • @kingblade1600
      @kingblade1600 Před 4 lety +20

      Lol that’s basically me in class though

  • @emmimoilanen6701
    @emmimoilanen6701 Před 6 lety +2776

    This game is something else. At one point Dumbledore calls you urgently into his office and then makes you stare at paintings for several hours while he writes a letter.

    • @thexylophone
      @thexylophone Před 4 lety +44

      Seriously?!

    • @FernandoSegovia701
      @FernandoSegovia701 Před 4 lety +154

      @@thexylophone yes, but the game is still fun to play for the story if you have a "special" version of the app

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab Před 4 lety +47

      Pedro Fernando Segovia
      Yzma: “Special version”? *Hahaha,* _do tell~_

    • @FernandoSegovia701
      @FernandoSegovia701 Před 4 lety +219

      @@JayTohab there are hack versions out there on the internet. They actually work, I use one. Normally I would be against piracy but the devs are trying so hard to get into my pocket that I honestly think this time is worth it.

    • @noxturnaI
      @noxturnaI Před 4 lety +51

      @@FernandoSegovia701 Can you give us a link to the "special" version of the app? Y'know, for research.

  • @MyJacob123
    @MyJacob123 Před 5 lety +3944

    When i played this game, i named my character Jacob and then later found out that my brothers name also was Jacob. Guess my parents were to exhausted from naming my older brother to care give me another name

    • @pastelmaroonthesecond2246
      @pastelmaroonthesecond2246 Před 4 lety +404

      JAKEonTV that’s actually hilarious, it proves how bad the game is. Like they could have put in extra code so that maybe if you named yourself jacob they could be like “oh you get a sister so that it’s ok that you called yourself Jacob” but NOOOOO

    • @benjbk
      @benjbk Před 4 lety +415

      @@pastelmaroonthesecond2246 or just give your brother another name in that case. It's a text-based game, so they wouldn't even have to bother with voiced dialogue.

    • @laststorm1279
      @laststorm1279 Před 4 lety +274

      @@benjbk or they could have it so a message pops and says "A character in this game already has this name! Are you sure you want to have this name?" and you can say yes or no.

    • @thecomorbiditycurator8018
      @thecomorbiditycurator8018 Před 4 lety +204

      @@pastelmaroonthesecond2246 Rowan's gender changers depending on the chosen gender of your main character, so it would be feasible for the same to be true with a sibling.

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled Před 4 lety +90

      That’s how i was. I named my mc charlie and when i met charlie weasley shit got confusing

  • @idrilzorc8789
    @idrilzorc8789 Před 5 lety +2141

    "Your brother ruined hufflepuff reputation. We were known as useless and he went being powerfull and sht!"

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin Před 4 lety +259

      And then, he won a House Cup for Hufflepuff - what a disgrace!

    • @feckmaster6934
      @feckmaster6934 Před 4 lety +142

      And then he won the triwizard tournament.., WHAT AN ASS

    • @chimeforest
      @chimeforest Před 4 lety +153

      I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that he stopped another Dark Lord from coming to power. How shameful!

    • @feckmaster6934
      @feckmaster6934 Před 4 lety +92

      chimeforest AND THEN HE BECAME DUMBLEDORES FAVORITE. WHAT A D**K

    • @chimeforest
      @chimeforest Před 4 lety +91

      @@feckmaster6934 The nerve of some people, I tell you!
      I heard (from a friend) that he not only scored in, but also won every quidditch match he was in. No wonder he got the boot, ruining Hufflepuffs rep like that.. tisk tisk.

  • @rhawkas2637
    @rhawkas2637 Před 5 lety +1000

    5:25 I love how it's these kids' first day and they're all excited about becoming witches and wizards and Dumbledore is all "Yeah, I don't give a shit about y'all. Now this Harry Potter kid--who has nothing to do with any of you--boy I can't wait until he gets here." What a dick. XD

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Před 2 lety +76

      "Well, we gotta plug the main series into this game _somehow!_ "
      "But how are we gonna do it?"
      "Hmm..." _snaps fingers_ "I've got it!"

    • @shizachan8421
      @shizachan8421 Před 2 lety +40

      Dumbledore is sure one to pick his favorites early.

    • @vancejacobs1346
      @vancejacobs1346 Před rokem +19

      Pretty book and movie accurate TBH.

    • @judynyairo9791
      @judynyairo9791 Před rokem +19

      And the thing is, this game starts in 1984. Like, at this point it’s been a couple YEARS since Harry defeated Voldemort, so why bring this up??

    • @Naharu.
      @Naharu. Před rokem +4

      Tbf, that is completely in character for mister dumble-favoritism-dore

  • @haleyk6359
    @haleyk6359 Před 6 lety +2894

    Why is snape making squidward noises lol

  • @sara-iy5yx
    @sara-iy5yx Před 5 lety +2121

    *Harry Potter but the game-*
    Sorry.. ran out of energy

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 Před 5 lety +67

      if you ran out of energy how'd you type an apology without coming back to edit it?
      i'm onto y-

    • @Sugarvenomohyeah
      @Sugarvenomohyeah Před 5 lety +54

      My energy refilled.
      The game i-

    • @idunno4827
      @idunno4827 Před 4 lety +59

      Out of Energy
      1 Point of Energy recharges
      every 4 minutes. Wait for your Energy to recharge or buy 30 more now!
      -------------------
      💎 55

    • @FrolleinFroschbein
      @FrolleinFroschbein Před 4 lety +14

      *snorts knowi-*

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 Před 3 lety +7

      accu-

  • @cheesypancakes8756
    @cheesypancakes8756 Před 5 lety +2895

    "And ruined hufflepuff's reputation,"
    ME (a hufflepuff): What reputation
    KEVIN: What reputation
    THE WORLD: What reputation

    • @JohnSmith47534
      @JohnSmith47534 Před 5 lety +133

      What's a Hufflepuff?

    • @May-cv6cm
      @May-cv6cm Před 5 lety +92

      hufflepuff? never heard of that

    • @korialogo
      @korialogo Před 4 lety +98

      The reputation for blending in and being forgotten

    • @korialogo
      @korialogo Před 4 lety +64

      Although, they do have a bit of a rep for being especially good finders.

    • @chimeforest
      @chimeforest Před 4 lety +28

      Are we sure it's not some sort of illness?... it sounds like it could be an illness...

  • @croisant6142
    @croisant6142 Před 6 lety +2457

    This app looks awful. But imagine how cool it would be if there was a proper Harry potter RPG.

    • @Cheshiregrinn91
      @Cheshiregrinn91 Před 5 lety +250

      the graphics are actually better than this. I don't know why it looks like that with him.

    • @severussenpai3494
      @severussenpai3494 Před 5 lety +217

      that was my first thought too but actually I like it. yeah the story is kinda stupid and not that worked but for a mobile app, the graphics are not that bad and it's more about a cute wizarding world and characters than a complex harry potter story. So, not a "really good harry potter game" but it's not that bad. But I agree on the fact that we need a really good RPG !

    • @keenanbilling827
      @keenanbilling827 Před 5 lety +38

      Didn't anyone see it there was a leak , just search up Harry Potter magic awakening

    • @severussenpai3494
      @severussenpai3494 Před 5 lety +26

      @@keenanbilling827 yes I've seen that already, but we have no more details on this game ( but that looks amazing btw )

    • @easethepain8076
      @easethepain8076 Před 5 lety +4

      Severus Senpai I got you bro

  • @dalledarrel7259
    @dalledarrel7259 Před 6 lety +1184

    "Hogwarts Mystery the RPG app where the main skill is micro transactions"
    The most accurate description of the game

  • @Auzzie015
    @Auzzie015 Před 6 lety +651

    Even when Harry is a baby he is still stealing the spotlight at Hogwarts.

    • @starlight4065
      @starlight4065 Před rokem +1

      JOG (I didn’t forget the correct spelling) should’ve killed him himself.

  • @austinharrell5923
    @austinharrell5923 Před 6 lety +768

    I too stretch my fingers six times and then need a two hour break

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 Před 5 lety +52

      don’t forget to glare

    • @darrencrissistotallyawesom918
      @darrencrissistotallyawesom918 Před 5 lety +58

      Watching you stretch your fingers was exhausting. I'm going to bed

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 Před 3 lety +9

      Ron at 12pm: I’m EXHAUSTED

    • @legallyfinn3816
      @legallyfinn3816 Před 3 lety +1

      Darren Criss is totally awesome AHAHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life Před 3 lety +1

      Me, knowing exactly how to wake up Ron: hey, is that *a bean?*

  • @l52274
    @l52274 Před 3 lety +288

    Snape: "There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class."
    Also Snape: (uses his wand to add ingredients into potion)

    • @firxanza5172
      @firxanza5172 Před 2 lety +10

      even though Snape does become our ally in this game, he really hates us at first, even if we are in Slytherin, because our brother was a troublemaker, Snape labelled us as one, too
      just like how he kept treating Harry as if he were James

  • @g0ffm0thh
    @g0ffm0thh Před 5 lety +545

    *Snape may be a model but nobody is thiccer than Hagrid*

  • @darobow
    @darobow Před 6 lety +736

    The Devil's snare part is weird. If I recall the way out is to not struggle and your character could not struggle anymore so according to the lore you should've been let go.

    • @them.
      @them. Před 5 lety +143

      You act like people who make mobile games care more about being accurate then getting money

    • @seanpazdera6407
      @seanpazdera6407 Před 4 lety +29

      The problem was that:
      1. They didn't know that
      2. The door was locked either way

    • @soren7550
      @soren7550 Před 4 lety +21

      I think that was a movie only thing, but then again this is a game that's main focus is to get dem monies, so *shrug *.

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC Před 4 lety +36

      @@soren7550 in the books is the same, the only difference is that in the movies when they relaxed they slipped under it, while in the books they just stood on top of it (and then Hermione killed with fire instead of lumos)

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life Před 3 lety +11

      @@JotaC No, in the books it was literally just a "kill it with fire" thing. Nothing to do with whether they struggled.

  • @radioactivegum2298
    @radioactivegum2298 Před 6 lety +389

    I played for a week then deleted. Like they really thought endless clicking counted as good game play. Waste of time.

    • @orchiehasan1838
      @orchiehasan1838 Před 5 lety +37

      It’s for those who are okay with bland gameplay but like stories

    • @radioactivegum2298
      @radioactivegum2298 Před 5 lety +73

      Orchie Hasan the story is bland too. Heck if players want story then they should just read a book or even fanfiction.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 4 lety +20

      Rachel Hollars if this game was more like the first two Harry Potter console games where you could collect wizard cards and fly freely on your broom whenever you wanted it would be pretty fun and better than whatever this is

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Před 4 lety +13

      Theyre just making a game and hoping its popular since its from a popular franchise

    • @misssteak1290
      @misssteak1290 Před 4 lety +7

      @@orchiehasan1838 sis what story

  • @bryguygames
    @bryguygames Před 6 lety +493

    "How do you pronounce your name" VERY LOUDLY. xD I diedd ---

  • @RossAshmore
    @RossAshmore Před 6 lety +1019

    Sorry Kev, I ran out of energy so I couldn't finish watching the video.

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig Před 5 lety +10

      Same...

    • @Tarooo8
      @Tarooo8 Před 5 lety +9

      *_then how did you type that comment?_*

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig Před 5 lety +41

      He probably paid the low low price of $299.99 to get enough energy to write the comment.

    • @tnemomhurb5887
      @tnemomhurb5887 Před 5 lety +8

      Would you like to purchase 10 energy for 3.90$?

    • @ZyliceLiddell
      @ZyliceLiddell Před 3 lety +1

      🤣

  • @axma8592
    @axma8592 Před 4 lety +192

    “How do you pronounce your name?”
    *”VERY LOUDLY.”*

  • @wuzittooya
    @wuzittooya Před 6 lety +228

    > goes to Professor Flitwik's class, happily learning charms and then suddenly
    *"WE'RE OUT NUMBERED!"*

  • @nobileccia
    @nobileccia Před 6 lety +326

    _Other Harry Potter games:_ Oh, you have to learn spells we've never taught you about.
    _Hogwarts mystery:_ *To proceed you need 20 energy. You're energy is over? Buy a new package for €9.99*

    • @orchiehasan1838
      @orchiehasan1838 Před 5 lety +5

      It’s really bad, but if you have a lot of time (which many people don’t) then it’s pretty fun

    • @Leixhay420
      @Leixhay420 Před 3 lety +15

      @@orchiehasan1838 Having a free/unlimited energy hack APK also helps.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před rokem

      Me: no you greedy gits, deletes game

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před rokem

      @@orchiehasan1838 should just let you watch an ad this way is so stupid

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Leixhay420they ban you so fast, it feels like magic

  • @gannonschlader
    @gannonschlader Před 6 lety +2176

    5:48 This game shows the backstory of how Hufflepuff became the most hated house...

    • @SkyeTheNerd
      @SkyeTheNerd Před 6 lety +111

      But Hufflepuff isn't hated...

    • @lookatthiscutekittyc2903
      @lookatthiscutekittyc2903 Před 6 lety +298

      Hufflepuff is more...ignored and looked at with disdain than hated. I'd say that Slytherin is the most hated house.

    • @FatalFramer13
      @FatalFramer13 Před 6 lety +80

      i think slytherin is not the hated, none of the houses are hated but the most popular houses are from top to low Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff

    • @whatasoftie1657
      @whatasoftie1657 Před 6 lety +96

      George tbh though, hufflepuff is becoming more popular because of how unnoticed it is. Also, I'm a slytherin and I find hufflepuffs extremely adorable, so I don't mind because they deserve the attention. :3

    • @jdenchii__
      @jdenchii__ Před 6 lety +76

      senpaiせんぱい As a Hufflepuff, I thank you for how adorable you find us. Not being biased butttt we are pretty adorable, just saying

  • @RemusNeo
    @RemusNeo Před 6 lety +1943

    Harry Potter but it's an app where you need energy for everything* =)

    • @everythingpony
      @everythingpony Před 6 lety +78

      Remus you need engery to FUCKEN REST!!!! ENGERY TO TAKE A BREAK!!!! WTFFFFFFFDF

    • @ItsJustTeddington
      @ItsJustTeddington Před 6 lety +44

      Harry Potter, but it's actually that Kim Kardashian "game"
      .

    • @monchkinvitez7784
      @monchkinvitez7784 Před 6 lety +8

      Bearson, Son of Bearson the energy design wasn't even new in the Kardashian game. It's a complete ripoff (or the dev is the same? It's too much alike) of another game, only it slapped Kim K on it. The game helps popularize the cancer that is energy though, so I hate that game with a passion.

    • @hiimheretoo.1473
      @hiimheretoo.1473 Před 6 lety +3

      Remus I remember having to spend more energy to sigh than to work once.

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 Před 6 lety +2

      Money*

  • @theexchipmunk
    @theexchipmunk Před 6 lety +1307

    This is like a really bad Fanfiction with the most plain and generic OC ever. xD

    • @grass7864
      @grass7864 Před 5 lety +182

      TheExplodingChipmunk
      Except JOG is not attractive or talented enough. You don't see too many generic, self-insert fanfictions that read like, "And then ugly-ass JOG and his loser friend got sorted into Hufflepuff, where the Hufflepuffs, of all people, immediately began to mock them for being embarrassing and lame."

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD Před 4 lety +56

      Honestly, given the extremely low level of Harry Potter fanfiction, this would be considered pretty good fanfiction.

    • @viveleshistoires4874
      @viveleshistoires4874 Před 4 lety +23

      DocIncredible
      Harry Potter fanfiction isn’t of « extremely low level », it’s just that there’s so much of it that it’s hard to find the good ones...

    • @morning7136
      @morning7136 Před 3 lety +8

      They had a good plot but their executuon was horrible

    • @morning7136
      @morning7136 Před 3 lety +1

      Any good story would make use of a plot like they had

  • @emmwu2239
    @emmwu2239 Před 6 lety +161

    The only redeemable moment I've experienced in this game is when I was learning Spongify in transfiguration and McGonagall was stuck in a T-Pose the entire time. Her head and hands were still doing their same animations but were completely disembodied and it was the funniest fucking shit

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před rokem +1

      Only redeemable moment I had with the game:
      Was deleting it and never playing that cash grab again

    • @noquemacuhh1967
      @noquemacuhh1967 Před rokem +2

      Most redeemable moment I had, I was picking my fit for the yule ball and my character became completely bald

  • @aguytimo
    @aguytimo Před 6 lety +945

    *Please spend 20 energy to unlock this funny comment.*

  • @wiggity-wack
    @wiggity-wack Před 6 lety +495

    Is JOG MANSON's father
    MARILYN MANSON??

    • @yuvenamurakumo356
      @yuvenamurakumo356 Před 6 lety +31

      Wiggity Wack Either that or Charles Manson 😈

    • @sweetpigfat3898
      @sweetpigfat3898 Před 5 lety +7

      Nah Charles should've been his brother.

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 Před 5 lety +20

      MARILYN MANSON is clearly the main character's brother. Always ruining -all- the house reputations.

    • @SimoPortti
      @SimoPortti Před 4 lety

      It's Charles

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru Před 6 lety +158

    I feel like if there was an option to forget magic and stab Merula in the throat with the wand, Kevin's character would do it.
    Like he screams "JOG MANSON!!!!!!!!!!!" **stab**

  • @rouka120
    @rouka120 Před 5 lety +468

    Rowan is the kid that gets shoved head first into a trash can on the first day of school.

  • @silentry
    @silentry Před 6 lety +258

    it like they where planning to do voice acting but realized they didn't have enough money so they cut out %99.999 of it.

  • @jog8930
    @jog8930 Před 6 lety +198

    JOG MANSON needs his own movie. Harry Potter has nothing on JOG MANSON.

  • @andrejracz8790
    @andrejracz8790 Před 2 lety +41

    "JOG MANSON"
    *Dumbledore said calmly*

  • @OuterWildin
    @OuterWildin Před 2 lety +63

    My favorite part is after the first year, dumbledore gives you 2000 house points. He doesn’t even pretend to not have favorites.

    • @cmndrkool321
      @cmndrkool321 Před 2 lety +3

      That is so true! You have to purposely not be trying to not win the house cup every year.

    • @xKasumiChan
      @xKasumiChan Před 2 lety +1

      How? He gave me only 100 😁😁

  • @TaiWind
    @TaiWind Před 6 lety +441

    so what did your in-game brother do anyway that was so horrible? murder the whole uchiha clan?

  • @davidmackayy
    @davidmackayy Před 6 lety +1654

    Let's pray that "Harold Peter: Harry's distant cousin" will get picked up by a film company and have Kevin as director 👏

    • @sarychart9842
      @sarychart9842 Před 6 lety +18

      He still have this game about making movies so we can expect it anytime.

    • @lilali9797
      @lilali9797 Před 6 lety +9

      Starring our beloved actor Jim

    • @dylanf8591
      @dylanf8591 Před 6 lety +7

      From the beloved animation studio, Video Brinquedo.

    • @atlasrules87
      @atlasrules87 Před 6 lety +3

      *wink wink nudge nudge*

    • @sdsd1801
      @sdsd1801 Před 6 lety +2

      Try saying 'Ratatoing' 10 times with a straight face

  • @mA-nd1xr
    @mA-nd1xr Před 4 lety +70

    There's a part where Merula tries to fight with you, you can't scape because you don't have enough bravery points and you can only shoot lumos. Great

  • @HeyThisIsBrian
    @HeyThisIsBrian Před 6 lety +339

    Honestly if this were like a telltale game and not a nefarious microtransaction-centric trashfire it would actually be pretty good writing-wise.

    • @bernieclinton9572
      @bernieclinton9572 Před 5 lety +28

      What are you walking about, the writing is trash

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil Před 5 lety +60

      This is practically a rehash of the events of the first book with different characters and micro-transactions. That is NOT good writing.

    • @bigheadpeanut5002
      @bigheadpeanut5002 Před 4 lety +10

      Minecraft Story Mode would like a chat with you m8

  • @TheLadysAtelier
    @TheLadysAtelier Před 6 lety +638

    I'm actually kinda pissed to find out that Rowan changes gender depending on which gender you are. Like, come on, someone can be friends with the opposite gender. Them joining the same house you're in is also annoying, Rowan gives off a very Ravenclaw vibe, so having them in another house just feels off ._.
    EDIT: Also students complaining about Hufflepuffs reputation being ruined is stupid, in Slytherin it at least made sense
    EDIT2: Merula hating you also makes more sense if you're in Slytherin, since she doesn't want another incident that might ruin Slytherins reputation even more. It's still mainly the grudge of you being better than her, but at least she has an excuse then.

    • @xannax14x
      @xannax14x Před 6 lety +38

      Nika my best friend is a dude and is playing as a wizard and also has a female Rowan. It might be randomized.

    • @TheLadysAtelier
      @TheLadysAtelier Před 6 lety +63

      AJonesie Oh okay, that makes me less mad. I still don't get why, though, like what's the logic behind that decision?

    • @xannax14x
      @xannax14x Před 6 lety +5

      Nika I have no clue lol.

    • @Lumina_Solaris
      @Lumina_Solaris Před 6 lety +40

      Nika I was in Ravenclaw, so I wondered if Rowan would be in Ravenclaw due to personality or if it was because that was the house I chose. Speaking of which, the "sorting" was a let down. Though, I suppose in an RPG you don't have to play characters who are similar to yourself....

    • @rachellap6762
      @rachellap6762 Před 6 lety +55

      rowan is not randomized, they'll always be a girl if u pick girl and a guy if u pick guy. not sure whats goin on w/ur friend tbh

  • @BTSwithCTS
    @BTSwithCTS Před 6 lety +307

    Harry Potter, but the only magic being performed is your wallet getting nickel'd-and-dime'd...

  • @DevilboyScooby
    @DevilboyScooby Před 3 lety +50

    The aesthetic is so weird, Jog looks like a sim, while his friend looks more like a Borderlands character model.

  • @alancorvus6937
    @alancorvus6937 Před 5 lety +119

    The only good part of this game was during an event where at one point Snape says a character looks like Voldemort if he kept his nose but lost his dignity

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před rokem

      No only good part is being able to delete it and never playing it again

    • @the_last_ballad
      @the_last_ballad Před 10 měsíci

      Which is weird because Voldemort had his nose until his resurrection.
      His face looked freaky after mutalating his soul, but it was still whole.

  • @jorgnyoa3561
    @jorgnyoa3561 Před 6 lety +616

    i put myself into slytherin
    and the indian boy followed me. he dont fit in at all.

    • @sugarsammy7209
      @sugarsammy7209 Před 6 lety +3

      Jørgen Karlsen 😂😂😂

    • @StarshipSophie22
      @StarshipSophie22 Před 6 lety +71

      rowans ambitious af what are you talking about

    • @somewhatbored2503
      @somewhatbored2503 Před 6 lety +160

      He seems like he'd be in Ravenclaw, and if not that then Hufflepuff.

    • @clutteredpictures7421
      @clutteredpictures7421 Před 6 lety +6

      The Indian boy racist

    • @SpecialistFeature
      @SpecialistFeature Před 6 lety +83

      He probably wished that he could be with his friend, so the hat did it. Like how Harry wished to be with Grif

  • @gothamcowboy
    @gothamcowboy Před 6 lety +263

    also may i just say that as a slytherin student in this game merula hates you even when ya in her house and snape hates ya too you cant catch a break, at that point youre just a slytherin hated by other slytherins LMAO

    • @Remls
      @Remls Před 6 lety +31

      As far as I can tell, the only thing that's ever changed by choosing your house is your Prefect and common room (location and background) :\

    • @Remls
      @Remls Před 6 lety +43

      Oh, and Rowan's house.
      But he's basically the Ron of this game so whatever.
      Edit: nvm calling him the Ron of this game is giving him too much credit.

    • @gothamcowboy
      @gothamcowboy Před 6 lety +2

      Yeah I think so as well - along with Rowan's house being the same as yours.

    • @gothamcowboy
      @gothamcowboy Před 6 lety +10

      LMAOOO I mean true. I guess female Rowan would be sort of the Hermione though what with apparently being so smart...

    • @Remls
      @Remls Před 6 lety +30

      Huh. Yeah, what with his constant praising of you I forgot he was _supposed_ to be smart himself.
      Guess they did intend him to be some sort of Ron+Hermione amalgamation.

  • @mirceareedghetu7814
    @mirceareedghetu7814 Před 5 lety +55

    I got an ad at 4:40 and it was like "on the weekends I model for S L E N D E R M A N

  • @isam-c17
    @isam-c17 Před 4 lety +126

    I've played this game and they gender bend Rowan when you play as a female character 😂

    • @yellowhouse4911
      @yellowhouse4911 Před 3 lety +26

      Its not really gender bending in either direction, as Rowan was always intended to be the same gender as the player.

    • @marciwhitman3513
      @marciwhitman3513 Před 3 lety +5

      You are right because in the game that I play Rowan is a female and so am I and we are both in Gryffindor

  • @hdspade
    @hdspade Před 6 lety +483

    i remember seeing this on the app store not too long ago and the first thing that came into my mind was kevin would love this lol

  • @Conan-eh5uv
    @Conan-eh5uv Před 6 lety +437

    This looks like the Sims 4...

    • @maymunity7942
      @maymunity7942 Před 6 lety +77

      Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Like, the game looks like a carbon copy of Sims 4 when it comes to art style.

    • @Conan-eh5uv
      @Conan-eh5uv Před 6 lety +36

      I was shocked at how similar the game looked, even the facial animations were near identical. Thanks for the reply. :)

    • @Conan-eh5uv
      @Conan-eh5uv Před 6 lety +1

      Sky Dome- True, I don't think this is though...

    • @Conan-eh5uv
      @Conan-eh5uv Před 6 lety +1

      Jam City, Portkey Games and Warner Bros created the game. :)

    • @Conan-eh5uv
      @Conan-eh5uv Před 6 lety

      Sky Dome- I checked and couldn't find anything, bound to be an employee/former employee who has a connection though, can't believe how money hungry the game is. :(

  • @TheElectricRaichu
    @TheElectricRaichu Před 4 lety +66

    "ruined Hufflepuff's reputation" If this takes place before the books/movies then maybe this counts as some lore that Hufflepuff was amazing and respected before your brother ruined it.

    • @Quinxed
      @Quinxed Před 3 lety +10

      It says the same thing if you choose any other house judging from other comments, so it's most likely non cannon

  • @solarconker
    @solarconker Před 3 lety +45

    The energy system makes a lot of sense, don't you remember Ron in the other games

    • @AspiringCrybaby2018
      @AspiringCrybaby2018 Před 3 lety +19

      *in the middle of being strangled* I’m exhausted. I’m heading to bed.

  • @Hindooz
    @Hindooz Před 6 lety +88

    Harry Potter: The Order of Micro-transactions

  • @themonk8928
    @themonk8928 Před 6 lety +367

    Give me money or I’ll choke you out the game

  • @ameliadianne5680
    @ameliadianne5680 Před 5 lety +134

    I have a conspiracy theory jog MANSON’s brother could be Jim Pickens like Jim got kicked out changed his name and started a cult 😅

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 Před 3 lety +12

      You’ve pronounced it wrong, it’s JOG

  • @celestialenigma7434
    @celestialenigma7434 Před 6 lety +30

    I named my character Sugah Daddie so Snape could say "Perhaps Daddie is not completely incompetent at all."

  • @Razzlewolfflight
    @Razzlewolfflight Před 6 lety +485

    It bothers me that they change the "best friend" to reflect the gender you pick. Why couldn't I be best friends with a guy, huh developers?

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 6 lety +9

      Razzlewolfflight because we have Ben. I wonder if Ben is a girl if you're playing a guy?

    • @marcogypaetus9607
      @marcogypaetus9607 Před 6 lety +96

      No, Ben stays as a boy and Penny as a girl anyway. It's just Rowan's gender and house that depend on yours, him being the designated best friend. Which sucks cause I think they're a twit.

    • @ramrd5779
      @ramrd5779 Před 5 lety

      Marco Paschetta same

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Před 5 lety +20

      Preacher Blackout no u

    • @cartiaking3377
      @cartiaking3377 Před 5 lety +56

      Pretty sure it’s because you’d share a dorm with Rowan. The opposite genders can’t share dorms, hence why they’re the same

  • @Ikarusu
    @Ikarusu Před 6 lety +469

    This game is strangely odd and bland that it's irritating, it's a game where you click energy buttons to do things..then you wait..it's like its missing the main core of an RPG if it wants be one, you know, team management, battles, etc, aside from that it's what? cutscenes, fanservice and plot, that's it, it's not even properly an actual game.

    • @michaeldog123ful
      @michaeldog123ful Před 6 lety +11

      most rpgs dont have team management battles? Most tend to be you playing your character (which you do with duels in the game).

    • @orchiehasan1838
      @orchiehasan1838 Před 5 lety +11

      This game is much more story based, and appeal to those who are okay with bland gameplay but love stories.

    • @B0K0691
      @B0K0691 Před 5 lety +33

      @@michaeldog123ful "Duels" You mean glorified rock, paper, scissors?

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 Před 5 lety +14

      The game is shit. No other game violates your child character until you pay money.

    • @orchiehasan1838
      @orchiehasan1838 Před 5 lety +8

      +Quiptipt Nyqtphimq If you fail the mission, you’re character doesn’t actually die. I play the game because I like following the story. I have never done a micro transaction in the game. I don’t know why people always focus on that one moment in the 1st year.

  • @AJ-lw9kp
    @AJ-lw9kp Před 5 lety +94

    Harry Potter but it’s defaced by micro transactions.

  • @97mcarmen
    @97mcarmen Před 6 lety +52

    I laughed at the fact that he thought the girl with the pink hair would be his enemy when it is actually TONKS 😂

  • @junewhales
    @junewhales Před 6 lety +181

    Snape sounds like a Minecraft villager

  • @velannalindqvist1757
    @velannalindqvist1757 Před 6 lety +213

    I definitely didn't download an APK Mod just go get unlimited energy and grinded thru it in 3 days.

    • @Boaseyboy
      @Boaseyboy Před 6 lety +5

      Kim Lindqvist teach meh

    • @velannalindqvist1757
      @velannalindqvist1757 Před 6 lety +20

      www.mediafire.com/file/mk8k6312181z8y2/Hack_Harry%20Potter%20Hogwarts%20Mystery_%5Bv1.5.4%5D%20www.Laxusmod.com.apk

    • @mountaindewdruggie
      @mountaindewdruggie Před 6 lety +7

      go ahead and download it to figure out ;)

    • @Boaseyboy
      @Boaseyboy Před 6 lety +2

      Not working, saying package corrupt lol

    • @velannalindqvist1757
      @velannalindqvist1757 Před 6 lety +1

      Works on my emulator.
      Have had 0 issues so far.

  • @hadleygarner5159
    @hadleygarner5159 Před 5 lety +62

    Kevin: what voice will my guy have?
    *Kermit the frog*
    Obviously...

  • @huskii6376
    @huskii6376 Před rokem +7

    2:21 "Dear *JOG MANSON* ", McGonagall said calmly.

  • @AmayirotAkago
    @AmayirotAkago Před 6 lety +46

    Hagrid looks fecking adorable in this.

  • @alexc1485
    @alexc1485 Před 6 lety +374

    There's such a huge irony in the practically forced use of microtransactions in this game. One of the major messages of Harry Potter is how bad it is that kids from rich families (i.e. Malfoy's) get a headstart in life and get ahead of peers purely because of their money. Then they go and make this game where progress is based entirely on how much money you're willing to spend. Disgraceful really. Wonder how much J.K Rowling was involved in the direction of this game; presumably,​ she makes money from the microtransactions in this. Hypocrite.

    • @Evnyofdeath
      @Evnyofdeath Před 6 lety +78

      Alex C I highly doubt she had any involvement with this game. She barely had any involvement with the movies, and none with the proper games

    • @alexc1485
      @alexc1485 Před 6 lety +49

      But as the owner of the Harry Potter franchise, she would still benefit from this business model financially, surely? Either way, this is barely a game with 0 skill involvement. I can't believe some people have actually recieved it well.

    • @Evnyofdeath
      @Evnyofdeath Před 6 lety +77

      I mean, she almost certainly gets money from the use of the license, but she has absolutely no input or say on the use of said license

    • @sugarsammy7209
      @sugarsammy7209 Před 6 lety +55

      Rowling is a fuckin moron anyways.

    • @hinaseda2093
      @hinaseda2093 Před 6 lety +55

      Alex C I love the books but i agree that Rowling can be a such a hypocrite at times. Remember Rita Skeeter? The one who warned us against fake news and defamation? Here comes Ol' JK believing everything in the news and articles then tweeting about how awful that person is even though that person is nothing like the article said he was (You guys know who this is.)

  • @user-qj9ho2xf7u
    @user-qj9ho2xf7u Před rokem +14

    The worst thing isn't the energy spending, but the fact you have to wait 3 hours for the next mission, for LITERALLY NO REASON

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před rokem +1

      Yeah totally pointless should just let us watch an ad, this way just ads pointless waiting times- probably their way of extending the game time….

    • @TheLarkaanimation
      @TheLarkaanimation Před 9 měsíci

      I see your point there. Your energy bar does increase throughout the story (55 max), but the waiting times are still very annoying at times. At least its only 4 minutes for one point of energy instead of a half hour like some mobile games.

  • @caipiranha4714
    @caipiranha4714 Před 5 lety +22

    I almost pissed myself at the "Sell Crack" part

  • @OldBuford
    @OldBuford Před 6 lety +92

    This "game" is garbage but glad Kevin played it and named his character JOG MANSON...i just wish it was more like the RP games where he could really just be a nuisance and yell "Hi, I'm JOG MANSON!" At every single player he encounters

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před rokem

      Yeah it’s what this blatant fan service cash grab deserves, to be taken apart by kev

  • @RecentCobra
    @RecentCobra Před 6 lety +79

    Can't believe anyone actually defended this trash game

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před rokem

      Yeah I agree pretty much Harry Potter: and the blatant cash grab

  • @isovien3178
    @isovien3178 Před 5 lety +276

    Merula's motivation is so stupid lol. She's bad and mean just because she is.
    They could do it so much better.
    For example our character's brother could be responsible for killing one of Merula's family members, that would explain why she hates us
    and that would explain why our brother ruined reputation of his house
    AND THEN IT COULD BE LIKE OH WOW HE DIDNT KILL ANYONE
    the plot has potential
    the whole game has it
    but they completely ruined it cuz hey why not
    (SoRrY fOr My BaD eNgLiSHHH)

    • @thecomorbiditycurator8018
      @thecomorbiditycurator8018 Před 4 lety +42

      Merula's motivation makes total sense. She needs to prove she's the best to redeem herself and her family because her parents are in Azkaban. She doesn't want to be seen as useless or bad at magic. And she's a little bitch because she has a horrible home life with those two incarcerated and disgraced parents. The main character is a threat to her goal of being the best, so she creates an enemy out of them. Merula turns everything into a competition to prove her worth, even with her "friends."

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 Před 3 lety +10

      Paola Ramirez I mean... did you expect anyone to play this game long enough to know that? That’s something that should be established early anyway

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 Před 3 lety +8

      Paola Ramirez Malfoy isn’t really misunderstood. He’s just a dick with daddy issues. He still tried to kill multiple people, assisted in the execution of dumbledore and joined magical hitler and became a magical nazi

    • @heartstorngrose958
      @heartstorngrose958 Před 3 lety +5

      @Paola Ramirez I've seen a few. He's a reformed asshole, still techinally an asshole, but a good guy one now.

    • @burningHazard
      @burningHazard Před 3 lety +5

      @Paola Ramirez i read the books several times and think the same about Malfoy lmao. Yeah ""misunderstood"" i really couldn't care less, even if he was misunderstood it doesn't mean he has no responsibility of him being a fucking prick.

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios Před 6 lety +108

    The pink haired girl happens to be Nymphadora Tonks!!!

  • @TheHallow31
    @TheHallow31 Před rokem +16

    I can't wait to see the JOG MANSON saga continue in Hogwarts Legacy.

  • @ThibautVDP
    @ThibautVDP Před 6 lety +33

    "it's basically 9 euros for that haircut"
    it costs me less in real life to have my hair cut wtf.

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 Před 3 lety +6

      So you’re a guy? Trimming like 2 inches off my hair is at least £20

    • @ThibautVDP
      @ThibautVDP Před 3 lety +2

      @@funkydude8196 actually yeah. I dont quite understand the difference either between a man having his hair cut 2 inches shorter and a woman. Supposedly cause more hair. Depends where you go too. My family is friendly with my barber. Her daughter used to be a classmate.

  • @justweirdout
    @justweirdout Před 6 lety +16

    Oh no you've been entangled by the devil's snare! Quick, cast creditio cardus and get out!

  • @penguinmaster7
    @penguinmaster7 Před 6 lety +80

    *breathes*
    You're out of energy! pay $150 for more!

  • @AdamManeYT
    @AdamManeYT Před 6 lety +326

    What's wrong with the graphics. How the hell you break every efing game?

    • @Jordan-gb3yr
      @Jordan-gb3yr Před 5 lety +32

      Adam Mane I think he’s using an emulator

    • @arvindshukla8040
      @arvindshukla8040 Před 5 lety +60

      i chose slytherin and you wont belive this but merula was acually happy when i made slytherin lose points

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled Před 5 lety +7

      arvind shukla hahah that’s actually hilarious I’m a ravenclaw whoopsie

    • @Spookypichacat
      @Spookypichacat Před 5 lety +7

      arvind shukla I picked hufflepuff because I wanted to make my character hated throughout the school and the entire universe

    • @yungt7351
      @yungt7351 Před 5 lety +2

      i chose slytherin

  • @Necrobin
    @Necrobin Před 6 lety +109

    I would recommend everyone not to support this "pay to... do anything" type of game. It's good that I have seen it here first before I download it.

    • @cornprices1718
      @cornprices1718 Před 6 lety +1

      it's a free to play mobile game. it's the only way it's gonna stay free so just dont play it

    • @rightwhereyouwannab3
      @rightwhereyouwannab3 Před 6 lety +9

      you can literally still play and beat the game without paying. YES it takes so much longer and that kind of sucks but it's not impossible. yall are just impatient as fuck. just enjoy things damn

    • @Necrobin
      @Necrobin Před 6 lety +20

      Tanya It's not about impatience.

    • @rightwhereyouwannab3
      @rightwhereyouwannab3 Před 6 lety +5

      Robin Ostfeld obviously it is. You're talking about this game as if it is not physically possible to play or bear without paying and that's simply not true

    • @spydorz2084
      @spydorz2084 Před 6 lety +4

      Or you can download a hack version with unlimited energy

  • @savannahshultz7274
    @savannahshultz7274 Před 6 lety +21

    I think Merula is a child of Jim Pickens, considering she tried to murder JOG MANSON so fast....

  • @missm8067
    @missm8067 Před 5 lety +194

    “What reputation? They take anyone in here! I could have been absolutely wasted on drugs and alcohol with gunshot wounds sitting on that chair and the hat would have been like ‘Eh... Hufflepuff?’
    *LATER*
    “But now it’s potions! Snape won’t be so easy everyone knows that he hates Hufflepuffs because we are the elite of the elite and he’s threatened by us!”
    Contradictory much? (Just kidding, this is hilarious! 😂😂😂)

    • @HoloUniversee
      @HoloUniversee Před 4 lety +10

      well Hufflepuffs might kill someone with kindness, how is not that threatening?

    • @imheretojest2826
      @imheretojest2826 Před 3 lety +1

      He was being sarcastic

  • @kylitooo
    @kylitooo Před 6 lety +80

    Never played a game where you wait more than actually play it the games a disappointment

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 Před 5 lety +11

      They're an entire genre. And they're worringly profitable.

  • @sonyalennar7377
    @sonyalennar7377 Před 6 lety +61

    This game was such a let down I was so sad. I was wondering when you would burn it to the ground and I'm was not disappointed lol😂

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před rokem

      Totally agree played it once when it soon was released- and I was like no never again I’m not waiting hours to be able to play the next part absolutely terrible game design imo, promised a lot but didn’t deliver

  • @habitsrabbit
    @habitsrabbit Před 5 lety +57

    I actually liked this game and I still play it but it gets boring waiting for energy.

    • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
      @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 Před rokem +1

      Same, though I’m not big into HP so I can understand somewhat why fans may not like it so much.
      Also… is your name a EMH reference? Either way, I love it!

    • @habitsrabbit
      @habitsrabbit Před rokem

      @@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 yeah I had my problems with it too but it was enjoyable for the short time I played it.
      And it is an EMH reference! lol thank you for noticing 😂

  • @Biepsi
    @Biepsi Před 6 lety +16

    „How looks my scarf on me?“
    *casually goes over it*
    „Looks terrible dude“
    Best. Friend. Ever.

  • @hayleyhellbound9513
    @hayleyhellbound9513 Před 6 lety +57

    I just wanna say I started playing the Hogwarts RP gmod server because of your videos, and it’s the best Harry Potter game I’ve EVER played. As a lifetime fan of the books and movies, I’m so happy to have learned about that server. I’ve owned gmod for 7 years before knowing it existed. Thank you as always for the wonderful content

    • @LosianOne
      @LosianOne Před 6 lety

      Dew Drinker6 sbs is the better server I think, there have been a bunch of new ones being made in the past week though

    • @julianaoliveira3736
      @julianaoliveira3736 Před 6 lety

      Dew Drinker6 yeah he got me into hogwarts rp as well! maybe we can meet on the server ^^

    • @EternalCryer
      @EternalCryer Před 6 lety +2

      Albino Gorilla SBS is a better map and better spell system but the mods/admins and some of the prefects are lame. They take it all WAY too seriously. And RP Leadership (playing as Dumbledore, Voldemort, any of the teachers, etc) means nothing unless you're an admin that can actually make people follow your rules by kicking, banning, or gagging.

    • @julianaoliveira3736
      @julianaoliveira3736 Před 6 lety +3

      EternalCryer basically it's kind of about social standing and not the character you're playing in that server

    • @EternalCryer
      @EternalCryer Před 6 lety +5

      Juliana Oliveira Christ yes. They've got their own specific clique there and if you're not a part of it then you won't be allowed to have any actual fun on the server. I don't know if you've met Melvin, but he's constantly mic spamming and doing shitty things that would have long gotten others banned. But he's friends with the staff so he doesn't get in the slightest bit of trouble.
      Hell, I've seen people on there bonding and making a huge group that explores at Free Time but the staff always finds a way to break it up even if no school rules are being broken. SBS is very much a No Fun Zone, even their events are boring as shit.

  • @blonded_458
    @blonded_458 Před 6 lety +278

    Holy feck

  • @puretoast5625
    @puretoast5625 Před 6 lety +27

    Harry Potter and the kinky plant

  • @ea9729
    @ea9729 Před 5 lety +27

    u should've named him YOUR MOM imagine: "I'm YOUR MOM"

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 Před 4 lety +5

      And when anyone called him by the surname itll be just "mom" lmao

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 Před 3 lety +4

      Very well, mr MUM

  • @jamer607
    @jamer607 Před 6 lety +35

    Hogwarts? More like Jogwarts Ragnorok

  • @TimaeusEXE
    @TimaeusEXE Před 4 lety +25

    "Hufflepuff please"
    *Is literally a Slytherin*

  • @cerestrial8591
    @cerestrial8591 Před 4 lety +6

    9:28 I thought it read “steal crack” oml

  • @Cacjams
    @Cacjams Před 2 lety +7

    HPHM starts out weird and takes waaaay too long to play, but I've gotten to Year 5 and it's actually really good. Also, you're not actually required to buy anything AND there's no ads, which I really appreciate.

  • @gogetac2r
    @gogetac2r Před 6 lety +77

    Harry Potter but Kevin is XXXTENTATION

    • @unSeife
      @unSeife Před 6 lety

      Kevin is much too pure for this .

  • @TheFallofTheEleventh
    @TheFallofTheEleventh Před 6 lety +19

    *Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Child Abuse*

  • @Iron-Punk
    @Iron-Punk Před rokem +8

    Me: mom please buy Hogwarts legacy!
    Mom: we have Hogwarts legacy at home
    Hogwarts legacy at home:

  • @user-pd4ly2sw6c
    @user-pd4ly2sw6c Před 5 lety +16

    I tried to play this I got far but I ran out of energy every 2 seconds

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 4 lety

      300hp G5 imagine how good a Harry Potter mobile game could have been an RPG where you could explore hogwarts and duel with students, complete missions. But instead we got loads of micro transactions and constantly refilling energy to do things so disappointing

  • @Hasmeen91
    @Hasmeen91 Před 6 lety +14

    I need more JOG MANSON.

  • @superjonh1000
    @superjonh1000 Před 6 lety +133

    I wish I could be Merula's friend instead of Rowan's in this game. She's so much cooler than him. She's cute, smart and mean, I love it! Even Ben has more personality than Rowan tbh and Ben is absolutely bland.

  • @chilip7386
    @chilip7386 Před 5 lety +4

    04:48 THE MAJESTIC MODEL SNAPE FLOUNCE QUEEN