Neil Breen's Twisted Pair Is So Dumb It Thinks Dane Cook Is Hilarious - Dumbest Movie Ever
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
- The Neil Breen movie Twisted Pair is a lot of things. It's stupid, dumb, idiotic, pointless, brilliant, and has absolutely no business even existing. Yet, just like Dane Cook, it somehow does and now the world has to deal with the fallout. If I have to watch this atrocity, then so do you.
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You might enjoy the *actual* worst horror movie ever made: 'The Cars That Ate Paris'. Not Paris, France... Paris, Australia. You should treat yourself. Happy New Year.
microwave massacre
Please make a video on Samurai Cop 2.
This is the worst movie I think I have ever witnessed. And I only saw your video on it lol.
i think it's insane you havent touched "adam chaplin" and "hobo with a shotgun" yet
Met him at a showing. He is not self aware. He truly believes he is Spielberg level and destined for mainstream success.
That makes Neil Breen even more awesome.
Props for sticking for his shtick
You just don’t understand genius
Honestly I like him even more. He's proud of his work and no one can take that from him 👏
I've known a couple of people like that.
One guy was pretty weird, but always was getting lots of women.
Fuckin cringe, but great to be them.
To be honest, Neil Breen has more passion than Stevie Seagal
That and we can actually tell what words he's saying
@@Hundeputzmunter And he doesn't use a body double for walking.
Probably because *he's an American! He loves this country!*
That's syphilis
Well, a blade of grass that's been passed through a cow's gut would have more passion than Sensei Seagal. It's really a low bar.
It’s like watching ‘80’s porn without all of the sex.
Or good looking women.
To be fair, Most of them have better acting, and blocking, and budget.....
Cmon dude lol. Breen actng is far worse than Kay Parker and Mike Ranger!
Normally Breen finds some girls to have a sex scene with, though this is a very special movie
@@dan_hitchman007 That fairy was kinda cute.
Why is everyone so awkward and weird in these movies? It’s like Breen recruited these actors from the DMV
Because they aren’t actual actors.
It's like watching a group of students role playing 😂
I will never understand how people agree to be in Breen’s movies. Even bearded Breen should’ve passed on it
😂😂 noice!!!
🤣
😁😆 Nice. You actually got a laugh from me. 😂😂
Because it looks like it would be hilarious. I'd do it to kill time. 😂
@@GangstaStan010 I'd without a doubt agree to be in a Breen film. Be forever a part of cinematic history.
The level of attention to detail Neil Breen puts into his work, is non existent. Truly amazing.
Hahahaha
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I firmly refuse to believe that Breen doesn't suffer from some kinda of undiagnosed brain malfunction. I can already hear people telling me to not joke about that but seriously though. His movies look like it was written by an alien that was supposed to study human behavior but who dropped out of alien college after the first week and still decided to use in his movies the few concepts he thought he could grasp about humans during that one week of college. That brain is wired differently.
I think he tried. The movie has a lot of symbolism but it's sooo cluttered and scatterbrained that I'm unsure how to analyze it.
To be honnest Breen movies are like the weird dreams I used to have all the time. All the weird imagery, characters and scenes are pretty dream-like and oniric...
Can you imagine being a struggling actor and ending up on this guy's set ? 🤣
It's time to give up acting, and go work for in some grocery store... 😂
LMAO
You reminded me of Richard Dreyfuss in The Goodbye Girl, playing a gay Richard III in a pink dress, off Broadway. "I'm making a horseth asseth of myselfeth!"
😂😂😂
I take it that would be awesome
That line "In bitches very first scene" 😂😂😂😂😂made me laugh so hard I had a cough attack
Love how he gives her like $47 to find a new place to live
😀
Breen's universe was cheap af
Hahahaha
its genius he was trying to tell her go live in another country where 47 dollars are worth way much more !
That's half the film budget! 🤣
Neil Breen is truly inspirational! He has never let his complete lack of talent or ability as an actor, storyteller and filmmaker stand in the way of his dream of becoming an actor, storyteller and filmmaker.
A true inspiration! But not for me.
Right?! AMAZING! Even more amazing is his film making course where he spends hours teaching you literally less than you could learn for free from literally ANY random 10 minute CZcams video on the subject.
Can't forget his boundless enthusiasm that he brings to every role
Agreed
I wanna know how he keeps getting funding for all his projects and if any of those donors have ever even seen these movies he is making LOL..cause if I saw even 1 movie he's made, I wouldnt give him another dime LOL
"That Steven Seagal would need four body doubles to pull it off"😂😂😂😂
When Space Ice called one of the characters, ‘bitch’, and ran with it, I lost it.😂😂😂
Same here lol
I already lost it at the "abducted by Windows 95 wallpaper" moment.
@@lodxmas it was all down hill after the wallpaper remark
😂😂😂😂
Of course you did, because that's probably how you address your girlfriend, or boyfriend.. it's allowed you know..
Love the fact that the budget in IMDB is listed as $5 (estimated) 🤣
For the 2 rubber rats.
Because he bought 2 fake rats....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too generous an estimation
The actors on these don't ask to be paid: they do it for the prestige.
Pmsl
"In Bitch's very first scene," had me rolling. Fucking gold, man.
He's a great writer and so clever lmao
'I never had a beard!' caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣
See, even Neil could've written an actual plot twist here: this guy who looks and sounds like him, turns out ot be (gasp!!) that famous twin brother of his , who's a junkie and a vigilante. 😂😅🤣🤣
Neil Breen and Steven Segal need to team up for no one's sake
It would melt the Space Ice
Ok ok....BUT under one condition: only if at the end they are both killed at the same time by a roundhouse kick from JCVD. Otherwise...unwatchable.
The fact that you suggested this marks you as a tool of Satan.
Hahaha
Throw in a phoned in performance from Bruce Willis and we'd have an unholy trinity.
I don't understand how people keep getting into the acting business knowing they have to compete with the raw, irrepressible, some might say limitless talent of Mr Breen
You had me in the first half not going to lie
It's a box office disaster if one decides to release a movie the same day Neil releases his.
Well to make it you have to suck it
“F&ck it. This is the type of shit I imagine federal government does”
I laughed way harder than I probably should. 😂
After the Teixeira leaks we are sure that's what American government does too... except with more white supremacists smearing crap over secret documents while shouting racist slurs.
Trust me dude. You're not far off at all.
I am 51 years old and in the last few years the world has turned upside down, now I see this, this Breen guy? WTF? I swear Cern did something to our time line, there is no way this is real it cant be a real movie? and yet I googled it , still cant believe it ...
I feel the sams
Fun fact: This still has a better rating on imdb than the witcher: blood origin.
🤣 That's amazing 🤣
And rightfully so 😂😂😂
Neil at least has passion
Better rating than 99% of Seagal's movies too.
Too soon man, too soon 🤣🤣
Neil Breen reminds me of those GTA characters that randomly say shit when you pass them
That makes way too much sense.
That board meeting scene is the best 😂
I was blown away, when I looked him up on IMDB and realized his films are just a few years old😂 They look like crap from the 80's.
Can you imagine a Neil Breen / Steven Seagal meet up movie directed by Uwe Boll?
The drugs to make it make sense would kill a village of 1000 people.
Torturous
Written by David A.R White
A cross-over this epic would disrupt the time-space continuum and undo the Unvierse itself.
Imagine if we could divide 0 by 0? that would break the universe and beyond
It's kind of amazing the way that *_every_* actor in a Breen movie is reliably, entirely without talent. He's made enough movies that you'd think that he'd have to have gotten one with some skill by now, if only by accident. It's as if they told the casting department to specifically avoid anyone who has the slightest idea what they're doing.
Seagal movies give the impression that everyone involved is a victim or perpetrator of human-trafficking. Though, they were all lured under the auspices of an acting career. Neil Breen movies give the impression that everyone involved in his films knows him through some sort of eldritch lobotomy cult.
i think they are d list actors. time and eric awesome show great job does the same thing.
This is why I'm convinced these movies are intentionally bad and everyone is in on it. They're being directed to be this bad.
If you took anyone off the street and said you'd pay them to be in a movie, you would probably get some people who actually understand how to act even if they're not good at it. Nearly everyone in Breen's movies at the same. Awful timing with dialogue, shouting their lines, weird unnatural pauses. It's like a Director is telling them to act like that.
@@consistentlystupid4726ngl this is a convincing argument 😂😂 because ain't no way anyone is this delusional
It's the old "its so bad it's good mindfuk".
It looks like Breen stole Stephen Seagal's hairpiece to use as his beard.
😂🤣💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And his fake leather jacket
Lol
Seagal had a hair transplant. That’s real hair
"I never had a beard"!!!
Legendary
I'VE NEVER HAD A BEARD!!
@@bmo14lax I'VE NEVER HAD A BEARD!
Breen really had a guy with a piece of tape and 'hair' drawn with a sharpie as a moustache in his movie. Then he shot 2 guys in the peen. There is absolutely no way he isnt 100% self aware of what hes doing. What a cinematic badass
This makes The Room look like it had the budget of Avatar.
You can't spell "dumbest movie ever" without "best movie ever"!
Dum best
Wise words indeed.
That’s what Neil was betting on.
This has become my favorite channel on CZcams, thank you 😂
5:57 "Get over here." - "TF do you mean 'get over here'?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that there's two Neil Breens in this movie makes it twice as awesome!
Mathematical logic since Double Impact
JVCD is addition
Neil Breen is like…
Reality is often disappointing.
..there's only 1 Neil Breen in this movie
@@dillasoul2228 Nope there are definitely two of them. Both of them are twin brothers.
2 multiplayed with 0 is still 0
Dude there is no way this guy isn't making bad movies on purpose
If u can't make good movies u might as well make horrible ones , if it wasn't so bad I wouldn't have heard of him
Listen he's doing something significant
@@rabih1978 his movies are pretty good after a bottle of whiskey and few blunts....just kidding. it doesn't get any better.
@@asharista3152 probably needs acid
His movies are a metaphor for what he believes, which people won't understand. They take it at face value. So, yes it is intentional.
"Did you ever have a beer?"
"I never had a beer!"
Just discovered your channel and now I'm binge watching.
I'm doing the exact thing right now😁
To be honest, I respect him. For being a real-estate agent. getting a camera and making his own movies. I respect that
Same here.
I respect his creativity . Forcing those who can't pay the rent to play in his movies...Now that's genius !
@@spiritualanarchist8162 how my god, is that how he actually does it? Get people to be in his movies by trading rent for it?!?
One said he's an architect in the comment section on previous space ice's video, and now real-estate agent!. You people really weird af, just like the movie maker 🤣😅
@@berembah He's a licensed architect.
Space Ice is a national treasure, the guy has to watch all those terrible movies to bring us that awesome content, I wish you all the best for 2023 man!
You really post that same thing on every video?
@@wezilman somebody’s gotta
Hell yea
Hey, all those Stallone, Arnold, JCVD, and Nicholas Cage movies were dope af even the bad ones, and even if they aren't they still are.
You ain't seen nothing yet. I have seen movies like Feeders. Now that's terrible!
What's really great is that even IMDb lists Brad Stein as "Dectective" 😂
That HAS to be a self-aware joke.
Space ice is a genius as he is the only living human who can understand Niel Breen movies
“I cannot believe you made this movie!”
“How could you have done this?”
isnt that corrupt?
"i can't help you out of this one Jim"
Neil Breen is very inspirational. I've been trying to write a book for the last 20 years, but that little voice in the back of my head keeps saying: "Don't do it. This is terrible! People are just gonna laugh at you." Maybe I should be more like Neil and ignore all good sense and JUST DO IT!
Ignore those voices and write your book
Absolutely
Though to be fair the only reason any of us are here is to laugh at his efforts, so there is that.
Take some writing novels courses to help you. Write your book under a false name. Publish it as an e-book.
Write it. Then edit it and revise it. You might be surprised by how good it turns out.
“we are on the verge of mind hacking” 😂
Neil Breen's fighting scenes are actually more believable than Steven Seagal's ones
The movie makes perfect sense when you're on acid, shrooms, and drunk.
What about weed? 😜
@@alycefrench5753 Not powerful enough 😂
@@travlishallingquest5719 Fair enough 😏
Even Scientology makes more sens.
@@alycefrench5753 weed laced with angel DUST! 😂
You just made this movie watchable with your narration, and also not a waste of time.
Same as with the Segal movies. He creates something infinately more entertaining than the actual movies.
Agreed. Everyone knows your movie is going tank without Cage or Van Damme dancing...🙃
15 min run time certainly helps, too.
Exactly. Space Ice provides
It is only a waste if your time is valuable.
Neil Breen is actually quite inspirational, because he teaches us that no matter how bad you try and fail at something, it couldn't possibly be as bad as a Neil Breen movie.
That eagle gave such an honest, heart-wrenching performance. 😢
The plot twist at the end made more sense than the real Breen plot. I was in tears throughout.😂😂😂
It's kind of genius lol
I still can't get over all the scenes of him awkwardly stumbling through and/or click-dragging himself across static, two-dimensional images. Even if there wasn't a billion and one other signs that point to him being completely delusional, the fact that he filmed those scenes and thought, "yep, good enough for a feature film!" should be enough to have him committed.
Fr lmao
your just too dumb to understand breen. he is a misunderstood genius.😫😫😫😫🐷. he he he.
Yup, I'd understand using stock images for voiceover narration but for ACTION scenes? Like have some dignity film the fights on empty streets, a warehouse, friend's apartment. Like the soldier scene, put it into the house where he wrestled a girl in. Have it a hostage rescue situation or something, and for the factories that got blown up find an abandoned one or rent something for a day of filming. FFS, the cringe level of these greescreen scenes is beyond belief.
Neil Breen is the Harry Maguire of film making.
This guy makes Tommy Wiseau look like a competent actor and filmmaker.
"Oh crap guys, our drama project is due in tomorrow, and we have nothing!"
"Relax, I'm sure we can throw something together tonight, we'll just wing it."
The fact that this isn't satirical makes it infinitely more fascinating.
"I don't want you. All I want is the drugs and the money." Sounds like my ex.
LMFAO
True
😂😂😂😂
That's even worse than Seagal's bullcrap
"You can't make an egg without breaking a few omelets."
---Albert Einstein
"You can't make an egg without humping a few hens."
--- Some random pervert
I would like to thank you, for humorously showing me movies I would never even recommend to my worst enemy.
Never knew this existed
@@donaldpump3072 Me too and I'm amazed^^
Now I kinda want to trick my friends into watching it just to see the wtf look on their faces!🤣
Neil Breen: "Let's make 12 takes of me saying you betrayed us."
Later: "Add them all to the movie right after each other."
The expression of confusion @7:36 isn't acting. He's like "the fuck is up with this guy?"
He's like: What the fuck is wrong with this guy, I need to call the police
Neal Breen's new movie, is a sequel to this called "Cade: The Tortured Crossing". I hope you get around to making a video on it. Keep up the great work SI.
"They yell out random sh*t in random order... and none of them make any goddamn sense". 😂😂😂😂😂
VIRTUAL DNA!!!
JANET JACKSON DROPPED A SNICKERS BAR IN MY SHOE!!!
THE CAPITAL OF BOLIVIA IS LA PAZ!!!
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TRANSMITTERS!!!!
Maybe that’s a good thing since the room is half windows that it’s too dark to see through and people could easily be listening in on this top secret government meeting by just standing outside
Get over here🤣🤣
From Breens wiki page ''In other films, his protagonist is a god-like, messianic, or otherwise chosen figure; Pass Thru, for example, has Breen playing a messianic entity who arrives from the future *to wipe out 300 million "bad people"* to usher in a new era of peace. Breen has said that his films have a *"sense of social responsibility"* and reflect the "mystical or paranormal side of life''
That fight scene with "bitch" was like something out of a Seagal film...
Neil Breen's acting is like Steven Seagal's walking
Except Breen is trying.
Maybe after 20 000 years the AI can understand all messages Niel Breen have for humanity in his movies
Quantum computers are processing...
Neil was sent by AI, from the future, to save humanity. 😉
The fight scene with “bitch”..😂😂😂😂
The fake rats killer me. The amount of detail is unmatched
I never saw the fake rats omg I was laughing so freaking hard thank you for making this watchable and hilarious as hell
“I dunno why he had to go back there and make the homeless guy uncomfortable” lol 😂
" WE ARE ON THE VERGE....... of mind hacking” 😂
Neal Breen's genius cannot be contained merely with one film, or any prescription to antipsychotics
You have absolutely mastered the art of bleeping profanity for comedy. The timing is pure gold.
Neil Breen - best actor/director/producer ever.
He also does the catering
@@ArtVandelayOfficial beat me by a minute 😂
I think his films are a breath of fresh air.
Kind of like the punk rock of filmmaking.
it might could be an illusion
*Tommy Wiseau has entered the chat*
So the fact Breen is producing stuff to meet the Academy’s diversity quotas to ensure his films are eligible for Oscars is low key kind of amazing.
That garbage requirment still makes me pissed.
We sat through this movie tonight... and my husband summed up this movie pretty well... "it's like trying to eat stale vanilla wafers."
Couples who watch Neil Breen films together stay together
Those two "dectectives" at the end almost had me spitting juice everywhere. 😂
And this guy claims he handles all his own legal matters with that level of attention to detail
12:22 his shirt is on inside out 😂😂😂😂😂, just makes the movie even better.
Try wearing _your_ shirt inside-out.
I promise no one will recognise you! 😂
9:45 is the best line delivery of all time, it reminds me of how they used to spoof bad B-movie actors in The Angry Beavers. I felt like I took drugs watching this movie. Everything about it was just so off and it made me laugh hard enough that I nearly twisted my own pair during the process.
I watched angry beavers on lsd and it was hilarious.
@@georgezuniga6298such a genius show that was funny on a kid’s level with adult level humor at the same time. My mom, my little sister, and I still quote and do rewatches.
Twisted Pair is a masterpiece in cinema. The editing, cinematography, special effects, and especially the acting all deserve Oscars.
I watched Avatar 2 yesterday and it's good...
...but not as good as twisted pair!
Avengers has nothing on the top tier CGI and action Twisted pair has
At least the tropical fish if not the awards…
@@markiangooley Every Neil Been film deserves awards and tropical fish.
oscars for worst performer,ect.
That slap sound effect has me in tears
Me too
Same, I was crying
This masterpiece carries the quality of a new Walmart associate's training video. * Cheff's kiss *
“You’re tearing me apart Lisa”😂
I heard a rumour that bearded Breen didn't want to take the role first but unbearded Breen managed to persuade him.
I really appreciate your dedication to this channel. There’s just no way I could sit down and watch a Neil Breen movie but they seem so funny so thanks for your work.
Breen is living on a higher plane of existence compared to us. That's why his movies go over our head. The world isn't ready for Breen's movies yet.
"That's the girl I met earlier. I'm going to follow her to her house." Literally sounds like something Patrick Bateman would say while stalking someone
"I'm going to hurt you now..."
Based on his interviews I have to respect Breen. He pays people properly. He is surprisingly self aware. The guy has a vision, a dumb vision, but still. Breen isn't afraid to laugh at himself. Legit outsider artist
Breen : I'll pay you to act in my movies.
Homeless person : No thanks, i got some pride left
Breen: I'll buy you a house
Homeless person: Oh hell, i'm in !
Well, when you are this shitty as a movie maker, you have to pay people properly to be in your movies. I mean, a lot of people would work almost for free to be in a Peter Jackson movie, because it looks awesome on your CV, but being in a Neil Breen movie you can only hope no one ever finds out, because it would be the end of your acting career.
@@veganbutcherhackepeter Exactly.
@@veganbutcherhackepeter You'd be surprised how many are shitty AND don't pay their actors on time, or at all...
Thaaat...seems to be the reason why Hollywood exists then. Good people make bad movies.
:D
He seems like a good person, but...those films....must be very terrible...
Neil Breen makes me realize I'll never be good enough or even terrible enough to make the kind of things I like :(
If you lack self-respect & think you're a loser, just remember, there are people who agreed to be in a Neil Breen movie. Means you're not that bad, champ.
At the height of my drinking days, his entire collection was my entertainment.
Still better than Steven "two governments in a government" Seagal
That might just be an illusion!
@@DrakeBarrow That might could be!
"kill every mf birthday"
It’s like a monkey trying to fuck a football.
Sorry, but it's 'two governments INSIDE a government'. Clearly a lot of thought went into this line, so let's try and be respectful? Or I might could get mad.
The only reason why Neal B. isn't in a nuthouse is probably because he's not dangerous for society, however, his movies are a treat to logic and common sense ☺️☺️☺️
It's cause Reagan shut them all down and now next to nothing will ever get you put in one. You can pretend to be a bug and run around demanding people use bug or rabbit pronouns and they won't treat you like the insane person you would be being.
This is proof that "anybody" can make a movie 🤣🤣🤣
Yes true 😂😂
That's the best/worst part. Anyone can now make a movie vs *_Anyone_* can make a movie.
Dear God, Twisted Pair actually came up on my YT recommend...it's an hour and a half.
How the heck could you sit through all of that?!?
I've always wanted to make a movie, but anxiety over my feelings of inadequacy have always stopped me. After seeing this, I realize I can't make anything worse, so I might actually go through with it. I guess that would make this movie inspirational?
Go for it! I believe in you
I hope you do. Good luck 🤞
It's freeing, really.
I advise people to ALWAYS follow their dream ideas, ESPECIALLY in the case they think they might turn out bad. Like, you won't know unless you try and if you end up being super bad then you'll know and stop worrying.
I love every person who covers this masterpiece, every time I get to watch another person review and react to this fever dream it adds like a year to my life.
I had no ideas who this was….Thank You sir for this video 😂
The delivery of the lines: "Who am I?", "What am I?" really killed me.
It's amazing he wrote this because when he's acting it sounds like he never read the script. I just can't believe he could be worse at acting than writing.