What Would Happen If You Kissed The Waterjet?
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- čas přidán 30. 06. 2023
- What would happen if you kissed the waterjet? We made a ballistic dummy head and put it through a series of tests to see what kissing or getting your ear pierced by the waterjet would do to you.
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I sure hope my skull never gets positioned directly below a massive water jet machine.
Just don't become a movie bad guy from the 80s.
@@Jc-xf6cjfr hero keeps killing all my baddies ✊😔
im sure the directors will make the sequel soon after the third person bought it
@@someguy1894 and for some reason it will be pg - 13 and have no involvement from original director
@@Jc-xf6cj idk as long as i can come into spotlight again and fight the guy and (hopefully) win
Look outside your window
Just remember that balistics gel is way more dense than real human skin/flesh (so much stronger/flexible), and that the human body is full of small holes, tubes and layers that will more than welcome the waterjet to pulverize and instantly destroy you.
It'd certainly make sure some wicked injection wound if a person were to be under the nozzle
@@mjb405 it slices, it dices, it minces and tenderizes!
@@dimitar4y I can food prep and kill myself at the same time? Hell yeah!
Source?
@@dimitar4y WOOOOHH!….yea!
“Who was your first kiss?”
“A ballistic dummy”
More like a water jet
LIVE water jet REACTION
Who was your first and LAST kiss?*
badass, I guess
Better than a ballistic person😅
3:54
The look on Nate's face was priceless lol
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I am just surprised to see Nate
7:30
F
@@fishnugget3672Me too lol
The tongue was terrifying at every stage. Great video guys!
Me: _Looks at ballistic gel_
My brain: Mmmm forbidden jelly cube
very underrated comment
True
Someone should make edible gummy skulls fr
It is jello, just not sweet and alot more gelatin
i dont even like jelly or gummies but i still want to eat it
5:08 My dad always told me not to blow the compressed air in my face because it could hurt me. But, Christ, I had no idea it could blow your whole hairline back like that…
I was told the same, and told specifically why... apparently there's a chance it could get air in the bloodstream, and then... well... you'll be dead. But I presume that's using it point-blank and not from a distance to blast dust off your clothes or something.
LOL
@@challengegravityand also if you put it in your mouth, i think your lungs can explode
@@challengegravityyeah it's assuming the air has nowhere to go. Otherwise you're fine
It makes me sad so many responded honestly when you made a killer joke😂😂😂
Well, looks like I’m taking off ‘Kissing a Waterjet’ from my bucket list.
I mean, as long as it's at the bottom of the list...
Put it on the "f** it" list
Which means you don't want to do it
@@soda_coir7595 I still kinda want to though, thats the thing.
@@Frost-256 😟
@@soda_coir7595 I’ll make sure to put it on the bottom of the list :)
3:54 I’d like to imagine the boss misplaced his keys that day and pulled up the security videos from the camera in the corner to see if he could figure out where he left them, but instead of finding his keys, he came across this scene playing out in the office…
What if we kissed under the water jet?
Jk jk
..unless....
🤔
You guys should win awards for this. Not sure what kind of awards tho.
Funnies awards
I think the international criminal court in the Hague is giving out the best awards rn
Ballistic gel use award
Commit murdering
Yes.@@mrbiglarge8820
“We’re gonna try our best to not get 3rd degree burns” is the motto I live by
... This feels like a Mitchell idea...
I still wonder why they gave up their channel
I miss Michelle, he was entertaining
@@patrickr2686 They started their own business/workshop and left the company that has the waterjet- no waterjet = no channel content essentially, so it made more sense to hand over the channel to the guys that still worked there to keep it going. Otherwise they would have had to rebrand the channel to focus on their new work/projects which probably wouldn't have gone down too well ( their new channel died pretty quickly as they were too busy to upload beyond the first few videos about renovating an old work truck ).
@@SuicideNeilwhat was their new channel called
@@Daily_Meat_Dealer Cars & Stuff / @WestshopUSA
The world reminding me just how fragile we really are…
it's not that we're fragile necessarily, (though ballistics gel is much more powerful than skin, so you're probably getting shredded in comparison) but moreso that water is absolutely powerful for no reason
@@dunkleosteusterrelli I wouldn't say water is strong lol? Any liquid propelled at insane speed will shred through any organic matter, as matter of fact, it does not even has to be liquid. Even steam could do that, heck even plasma could pierce human flesh given enough force
even oxygen?
@@dunkleosteusterrelligod should nerf water too op
@@applememes5372 I'm not necessarily speaking of water being propelled at high speeds but yes getting things launched at you at high velocity would kill you thanks for pointing that out
The only lick test that Mitchell ever had any worries about 😂
i hate how these analogs actually make things look safer than what they are. If you get hit by this in the face, just imagine the aftermath of facial degloving.
Thanks to the wonders of certain nameless websites, I don't need to imagine it. I've seen things, and I cannot un-see them... :-/
@@SuicideNeil the oldfarts call it "lifejuice" because it wakes you up and makes you appreciate your nice not-yet-degloved life.
I don’t know what ‘degloving’ is, and I’m not looking it up. I don’t wanna know!
@@ladyalicent705 to take off your skin like it were a gl-
if this man was given infinite ammounts of money and supplies, the world would be in danger of exploding
"Guess who fell asleep first!"
"Officer, it was just a prank bro."
2:50
You have set off both my fight and flight responses simultaneously
If you're going to keep making ballistic heads then honestly you should make a mold from the head of a manakin so you can put the skull inside then pour the ballistic gel in to it to create actual realistic acting heads.
A mannequin 😭
bro went to school and doesn’t even know how to spell still💀
@@handlenottaken bro has dyslexia so is lucky he had such good teachers and a mother who wouldn't give in on me otherwise I probably wouldn't even be able to read, at least to the level I can now which is an extremely high level for anyone let alone someone with dyslexia. It's just my spelling i still have some issues with these days and tend I to spell phonetically unless spellchecker catches my mistake for me but very occasionally I still get letter blindness and totally screw up a word. I'm so so sorry I suffer from something it took me years of very hard work to overcome and so sometimes misspell the odd word on CZcams. I'm just glad I can read basically anything I want to without any difficulties.
@@itarry4don't worry about it dude, the internet is a cruel place. Most of these people would never dare say this sort of shit to your face, and if they would they're either A: still a child or B: Have yet to face someone that will show them what it means to have consequences. You're doing fine, just smile and move on because these people? Boy they are _not_ worth you time in the slightest
Guy: has a genuinely good idea
Internet: sPeLlInG eRrOr
3:59 “so that’s what that feels like😧” SHIT GOT ME DEAD ☠️
A wise man once said, "Water is the sharpest blade."
The first kiss moment was the most believable scene on CZcams 🤣
4:31
Unexpected Nate From The Internet is always a good surprise
And an ad right before his appearance for more epicness
Does Nate work there now?
You mean nate from the king of random?
@@egoowen he left king of random a while ago and has his own channel called 'Nate from the internet'
I thought it was him
4:08 didn't think moistcr1tikal was going to be in this video
1:26 is objectively the best scene
I could watch you guys messing with them lips the whole day. That could be an entire episode lol.
No- noooooo
I wonder if they kept the other pairs for less pg13 reasons
1:36 Bro forgot to speak for a sec 😂
New fear unlocked:
Death by water jet 💀
LOL 😂🤣 same
ngl that tongue was freakishly realistic 😅😬💀
I've got 2 cups of cups 1:04
Relatable
Fellas, I may not have a brain, but I have an idea.
"I have acoustic meatus" got me
7:03 probably my favorite part of the video ngl man already knew how Brit’s would respond to being made fun of 💀
4:30
Hi Nate
This is a masterpiece.
I really like how you're leaning into the meme nature
Why does ballistic gel look so edible
That shit looks so chewy and good I'd literally eat it up if I could
anything that looks like sticky water looks edible
@@HalfNoob-yt2lcso is the cu-
@@user-kr9ec4pr5t -cumber! definitely cucumber! nothing else!
@@user-kr9ec4pr5tmy friends always try to joke around like this so imma just gonna edit this out
Saying ears don’t have nerves means you must’ve never had your ear pulled by your mom as a kid…
2 minutes in and I love this video already. Thank you for this.
Your Videos have gotten so much better over the past few years. Nice in the editing , commentary , and clips. Hell yea brkther
It's interesting how a liquid is the sharpest object in the world
Anything is dangerous if it flys at you fast enough
@@patrickisbetter that's right
@@patrickisbetter A stick could be more likely to kill you than a barrage of missles if it was going fast enough.
@@The-Core-of-Time-and-Space”more likely?”
3:32 mind : i forgot sh-
EPIC OPENING
I think I'll look elsewhere for my next root canal.
9:33 "Ears don't have nerves", he says.
What?
Let's see how Mitchel's tongue fairs against the waterjet
0:18 bro really said 💀💀
The dude above me really said 🐈🐱💀☠️
1:18 this moment was hilarious
To be...
Or to be
4:13 edgey boys r us 😂😂😂
Halfway through this video, I got a 10 second unskippable ad for OMAX waterjets
Can you test the water jet against a small titanium and carbon fiber submarine?
"i know ears don't have nerves" do your ears have no feeling LOL
11:03 William Afton getting the Spring lock in the head
It takes a professional in order to not kiss the water jet out of temptation
your humor has never been touched, god you make me do the jolliest laugh ever.
BRUHHH- i came for the answer to the title
stayed and subscribed for the humor! I LOVE IT ❤❤
'OH, that's what that feels like.'
🤣🤣🤣❤
That Nate was real! Not cardboard cutout Nate!
this is one hell of a video that im glad got recommended to me
This is imperfectly perfect
9:33 "I know ears don't have nerves" then why does it hurt when your ear gets pinched?
Ears do have nerves, I don't know where he got that information from.
@@athanasiasofia3056not nerves but a singular nerve the auditory nerve
@@hardstuckiron1106 There are four sensory nerves that supply the external ear. And 25.000 for the internal ear.
I just noticed something, I got so much free time that I started to watch newly published videos quite often.
A consistent consistency
Congratulations on 1 mil
Poor Yorlip
I knew him well
alas pour yurp
7:03 this had me rolling lmfao
A cup of cups got me laughing to death
Worst chapped lips ever 😂
1:57 that is some hugbees dialogue
a wise man once said: a wise man once said
A wise man once said:a wise man once said: a wise man once said
This video is so fucking cool because it’s different than all of the other ones that would take 12 hours just to explain small details, you’re funny asf and the gills are really funny also. Weird thing to say in a waterjet video but seriously I enjoyed this video a lot lol
hope you get 1m subs you are so close
Totally perfect YT content. Hilarious
this is peak comedy AND scientific. i love it lol
you guys are so funny i subbed 😂
congrats on 1M
11:15 FATALITY! SUB ZERO WINS. Baraka has been defeated!
We gave him the London look😂 under rated line
This guys a memer. I’m subscribed.
damn there goes my plans for the week, thanks man
5:03 oof he got Colombian Necktie’d before even getting hit with the waterjet
Also love this channel’s humor so much XD
I love this Asmr!!!
This video is just hilarious😂😂
Ears definitely have nerves
Welcome to fact or cap!
i think we can all agree this is super relatable
Bro i literally signed in to like and comment this video, niceeee
Perfect video to watch right before bed.
The LOUD silence from his colleagues!
Me: looks at soft squishy plastic mouth
Me: I CANNOT LET MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS TAKE OVER MEEE
You guys are like my brothers, I’m here for it😭😂
Lol patened technology. A 2x4 and tape. I love your sense of humor 😂
An extremely concentrated point of water will cut through almost anything right? Well picture this take your nearby air hose and put the smallest gauge on it and point it at your arm and fire away and you will see the same results if you put a pressure washer against your arm it will create ripples in your skin and it might hurt. Now here is the idea let's say take the world's most powerful air jet and see if air can cut anything from wood to metal to flesh idk
"to flesh, idk.
Jk jk...
unless....
🤔"
Really makes you realize how exactly the water hose heroes de-eyed muscular.
This is hilarious i enjoyed it
This was weirdly delightfully fun to watch 😂😂😂
P.s. these guys are what peak man look and sound like 😂😂😂
Ah xD I forgot how much I love you all
1:51 what is ligma??!??!?!?!?!?!?????
is a new disease? worst than the monkey pox?????!?!?!!?
worse than sugma
Please tell me your joking before I say it-
LIGMA BA
Ligma balls
Ligma is a disease that specifically targets the balls, if a friend has Ligma balls, call help for the ambulance
The teeth one looks like how it feels to spray myself in the face when I’m having a shower to wash away the pain
Instructions unclear. I am now getting married to a water jet.